So is Mario really just a jealous ex boyfriend who's trying to steal his ex back from her new boyfriend's house?

We could have done that ever since they sold rare.

It's pretty obvious he's far from a plumber these'a days.

The headline implies that Mario is being retconned to have never been a plumber, when the website states that he's more of an adventurer these days and rarely has time to do his profession

On 4chan? Here?
Please, Holla Forums has always been cucked and refuses to listen to reason when it comes to Nintendo

He's also not Jumpman the Carpenter anymore, either

He was a soldier once, ya know

It's possible Peach tells Mario she was kidnapped, because she knows he is violent, and would beat her up, or even kill her along with the boyfriend, if she told the truth.

Mario also wasn't a ghost hunter like Luigi was

mario bros > super mario bros.

I am seriously triggered by the scaling of the third picture.

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Now when you say "deep"..?

How is big ape dong better than big bowser cock?
At the end of the day, they both want to be shafted by huge beasts while mario gets covered in shit to make a living.

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LET MARIO SAY FUCK

It's well known that Mario is a cuck and he has a rape fetish for Peach where he has to play the big strong hero to save her from the rapist, AKA Bowser.
Also Mario and Luigi engage in gay incest. It's kind of why Bowser and Peace have a thing. She's fairly disgusted by him and they don't even fuck anymore.

He's an actor and has been like that since SMB3. He's probably not even the original Jumpman, since their characters don't even match:

Since this is the dedicated Mario shitposting thread, I'll put this here.

I wonder if Kimishima just tried to go away from the concept that Waluigi is a jew. And he did it through this retarded talk.

DUDE
WHAT IF
DUDES LISTEN
WHAT IF
MARIO IS DOING DRUGS
AHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUH

I hate this meme.

Bowser just wants her to be a proper mother and take responsibility.

That's literally babby's first vidya conspiracy theory. Stop.

You know what's real shitposting?

Pic related exists before a mainline Waluigi game

also, when did sympathy for monsters/predators become so popular? it undermines the whole moral of warning against threats and dangerous people.

*LOL?*

I want Bowser to cuddle me :3

Mario is an italian immigrant that fought his way up in society without relying on affirmative action and without the gibsmedat. And now the PoCs wants to bring him down because he is an immigrant that faced xenophobia and made it, even worse his blond whore girlfriend is a SJW that thinks niggers like Browser are just in need of love and attention and it's society that keeps them down while she is unaware or completely ignore the racial component and disastrous family that shapes niggers.
So she keeps getting in danger and he has to constantly save her to prevent the pack of animals to rape her to shred.

Get the fuck out of here MatPat. Go find a ditch to die in.

Yes.
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Also Link is cucked little faggot. While Chad Ganondorf gets all the Zelda Pussy he wants, Link doesnt even get a kiss. Talk about cuckold.

Bowser quit shitposting in Holla Forums and go take care of your faggot child

edgy cuckchanners who got tired of shitposting about politics trying to fit in

end this meme

Nintendo publicly state that Mario is not a plumber anymore.

At this point it is and he can't take a hint that she no longer loves him anymore but must keep that charade because she know how violent he can be, Bowser has proved time and time again he can be a good family man all the way back before Miyamoto decided to retcon the koopalings from being his kids, In Mario Odyssey he finally snapped and wants to settle in once and for all and end this endless feud with Peach's violent ex that's why you see him destroy Mario's hat but as always Mario the cuck wants to crash the wedding and spreads his lies that she's being "forced" to marry him and that's why so many people are helping him.

No.Stop projecting your cuck fantasies in other characters

No.

Maybe she wants him to engage in a threesome with her new BF

That was clearly a joke referring to how the last and really only game that actually had them in the sewers doing plumber stuff was like 35 years ago.

I want to browser that bowser

No. Bowser is basically that creepy middle aged dude with the bad wig in clubs trying to hook up with girls young enough to be his offspring.

Our culture is defined by what's at 8ch.net/boards.html, not what's at 4chan.org/
If you have a problem with that feel free to repatriate yourself any time

what's going to happen to this guy?

Peach was very unhappy with marrying Bowser in Super Paper Mario, though. Hell, them getting together is apparently so bad that it could end the world.

FUCK

Is he even alive anymore? He'll probably yell and break more shit.

His friend is a livestreamer that is also working on a doujin. Mariotehplumber sometimes joins the streams.

Mario is dressed as the stereotypical plumber. At least in my zone, plumbers are like kings who make you wait forever, for a 15 minutes job that takes 300 dollars.

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Who?

I too want Bowser to cuddle me.

Wasn't that the guy who was an amiibo scalper and bought 100 rosalina figures just to make nintendrones and reddit ass-blasted?

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mariotehplumber Yes, if is anything to go by he is also friends with a pedophile. Haha

Autism.

why

i wasn't talking of a culture of shit threads on obscure imageboards, hotpocket wannabe.
i'm talking about jewed reversal of traditional stories, diluting the meaning and purpose of these archetypes.

The concept of humanizing traditional villain archetypes has been going on for hundreds of years. You can see it in Mary Shelly's Frankenstein for instance.

There's a more recent example I can remember where someone rewrote Beowulf from the monster Grendel's perspective. It's just called "Grendel". That was written in the 1970s.

oh, um, I kinda also want Bowser to, um, breed me…

WE GOT A REAL JORDAN B. PETERSON IN HERE. But seriously, I'm getting sick of 'subversive Mario'. It's been 10 years of jokes about him being high on mushrooms/jealous ex-boyfriend/being a violent murderer/wanting to give peach a violent gorilla dicking/homosexuality with Luigi. It's getting tired and is not funny anymore.

You can't breed babies with your ass, you silly willy.

says who ;_;

Have fun with that. Taking care of kids forever isn't my type. I would rather be fucked by Bowser.

You can love a villain and don't think your favorite villain is right, you know.

Peach is actually cucking both of them for each other, she switches to whichever one fulfills her needs as she sees fit.

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Why not?

haha

So, any porn already taking advantage of this new discovery?

It was an accident, Everyone wears those costumes while playing online games and you just adopt it.

no that is just some cuck meme that faggots like to tell themselves to feel better about having a tinny penis.

Wasn't he originally a carpenter before he figured out that plumbing pays coins out of the ass?

Did anyone ever think he was?

You guys know that Mario is racist?

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He's whatever the game needs him to be

Why Peach, when you could Paulina instead?

despite seeing this in my sidebar for years this is the first time i watched the whole thing

jesus wept.