Out of body, and out of mind

football

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ignore that first one

Way to fuck it up.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Yeah, same thing. But with waking up.
Not because of what could have happened the night before. I don't care. I could die a KV and not care.
I just figured it'd be a really wonderful feeling to wake up, look beside you, and not be alone.

asbdjknfaksd

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S WHAT I HAD

That's still insane tho.

FFS

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I hate everything.

Guess Canada is using the system as you guys?
Heard welfare is badass over there
I see why you kept this system for so long now, it makes sense in its own way, but it could be better still. With conditions like that, half of the people I know would be dirt poor.

Now I wanna ask about tax returns, welfare, and how you can exploit the system to get as much money back as you can but shit I need to sleep now
Lets pick this off later tho

I actually got nearly all of my papers for free, companies who employ you mostly pay for your courses, driving license, everything you need for the job and those papers can last forever
Fuck I have it ez compared to you guys
It pains me to leave when I'm learning so much but I can't afford to be disoriented tomorrow so laterz

no way right?

dying inside.

family guy john madden waving hands in co caster face shouting football

Cheaper land to build on
And it would attract richer people, and steadily it would grow from there, I'd assume.

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Those apartments with all the heroin addicts in it are the ones i'm talking about, lol
it really does not go under 800 bucks for a single room

good job dumdum

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It's a city that's meant for buying, honestly.

The American system is only really easy to game for the dirt poor and the filthy rich.
Because our tax code is written by rich politicians and their friends to keep them that way.

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papers here can expire.

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Isn't the same distance you are from NYC but in Jersey way cheaper?

Yes, Cup?

he joined a vent to be alone
what an attention whore

closer places in jersey are half the goddamn price
new york is just fucked retarded

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that was actually quite hilarious.

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Oh well good.

#freePanda

Ahh, I guess that makes more sense.
Maybe American prices are just higher than here, I dunno.
I just moved last week, was looking to rent, but I saw full houses for rent for €530+ in this city.

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I will be the penultimate zero then.

as long as I still get to be the bottom. huehuehue.

Okay fuck sleep for a while I want to know

Under what conditions do you get tax relief? First marriage? Number of kids? There are a list of items here and if you don't have five of those you actually count as "poor" and get shitton of advantages, like, no tv, car, phone, etc.
Is there no way to fuck with the system?
What if you need an extra course or license for your job, will your employer usually pay for it or do you have to pay for that too? For how long a license lasts there? Forklift, trucks, groundworks machines etc.

Whats the expiration time?

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goodnight jacky boy.

No, just one more hour

No, bad Cup. No gay.

rawr

rose bud

dub esor

number of kids is the biggest factor in tax returns
and age of the kids
claim 5 1 year olds and you make bank
that's why a lot of people in the ghetto have fifteen chilruns running around walmart breaking shit

Hello

it all depends on specific stuff for each little thing...

Guess I can google that part

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oh. misread, never mind.

it's okay to be gay, it's current year you fucking bigot.

Looks like thats the same everywhere
Bullshit too.

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fucking lost it

see

Also shit like bullshit tax breaks for making too much money essentially.

not even dr. cox will make me think otherwise.

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Cupcake can turn him having sex with a woman into something gay.

I don't see a problem with that, I look forward to being in that position with you.

Because he would want her to fuck him with a dildo from behind.

It gets me every time.

cupcake is being a fucking bully today jesus

depends on the employer
if you've worked for them before and you're missing a small specific skill they might float you the license fee but not usually
only time i've heard it happening anecdotally was when my buddy who works at the loading docks got moved up internally and had to be able to operate one of those big forklifts
they paid for that in full

yeah.. it's all there.
:)

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it's a date.

deal with it, fag hater.

shut up faggot.

My mom has sex with women, it's pretty fucking gay.

Cigarettes are rad though.

I'm sorry for being such a bully to you guero.

THEY SO ARE NOT

No wonder you turned out gay and looking for older father figures.

ha

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/bullies Guero

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You just say that because you smoke cock.

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Guess not many have to worry about that. I wonder if retirement works there, you have to work in your entire life here to live off of that

Aaah so it does happen but rarely, Guess a license for a forklift costs at least a monthly wage

Canada and America work similar in these regards?

That's like making a faggot to suck dick.

this is unacceptable behavior
see me after class

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I'm sorry but I speak English

I'll just bully you after class too

never found the simpsons funny

Wow, you're just, terrible.

How unfortunate. I'm sure you know some Spanish por favor.

Do you even know who Dunkey is?

not really.

das a pro genji

s p a g h e t t i a n d m e a t b a l l s

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Social Security is pretty much a crock of shit.
It was never meant to be used.

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Si senorita por favor matate muy pronto ok gracias

Disgusting

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What does that mean? Is like.. Something fast.

keep bullying me and I'll have to put you on the naughty list

"Yes girl please kill yourself very fast okay thanks"

Why would you ever need to say that. It doesn't even make any sense.

I'd do that unicorn lady :^)

Okay last question then I'm out for the day
What if somebody skips all kinds of education after high school and decides to just work wherever he can. Is it possible to make a start like that? Or you'll never make enough money with those jobs? From what you said it looks like you need a paper for everything there, just wanna confirm

I'll be sure to interrogate you later about that

i'm sure you will~

I know basic Spanish grammar and a collection of Spanish words and put them together into an intelligible sentence

You'd do most things, to be fair

I would to

More like non intelligible.

Oh, you most certainly can.
It's just it falls more into circumstance at that point. You can find plenty of jobs if you have no education. It's just people view those jobs as beneath them. It's easy to get employed in America. Anyone who says that "can't find a job" are just lazy.

unintelligible

oh no, I've activated your trap card! ;w;

Thankyou

What kind of a start you make is dependent on your experience and whatnot. A woman at my work got a job doing what I do (a job that pays very well) after having experience doing that job in India. You can have a degree from another country and do fine, or you can have experience in a field and do fine with that here too

You understood what I was saying, did you not?

I do have limited, I probably could never find pone porn enticing barring the well done human art of them but then it's not really ponies anymore

[Attention]

I don't speak real Spanish.

Yeah I don't really into ponies either. Soraka is 10/10 tho

I meant when I translated it into English you dingus

Oh gee, I know right where to put this.

Cup, bend over real quick.

Remember Gamergate?
Me neither.

That wasn't English.

I never knew what it was about, actually.

Please stop being dumb kthx>>1339547

Woo!
Yo Colbs.

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i'm always glad to be of service

Sorry

Sup fam, how you been?

I'd take it tbh

You'd better be.

"I'm mad women exist" on one side and "I'm mad I'm a woman and no one just throws money and attention at me for being a woman" on the other.

Hey forty

I wasn't that into her when I first saw you post her buuuuuuuuuuut she grew

Don't make me bust out the futa

It's not a competition.
When Cupcake's here, you don't always have to try and outgay him.

Video game journalism being way too sexist for sjws.
That was going on late 2014 and early 2015 until it just faded out.

I have four

I can strive to be the best no matter who's here

has bard posted lately
i miss that dude

Oooh so its not impossible after all. Makes things a little brighter, gotta agree with the lazy part that way.
This was fun, thanks and laterz

That seems to be fair, but the thing is, nearly every place DEMANDS you to have experience and usually around two years. At least here. Its kinda hard to get the ball rollin' goes smooth after that tho
Gotta go now

Bai bai

Father just died. Not gonna talk much about it. I'm 99% fine.
Don't want to NOT say it, is all.

Ups and downs. Moved last week, new place is great. It's got cute mice, which is a nice way to bypass "no pets allowerd"
How're you?

Ah, right. I think it was about games.
Why is it even called Gamergate, then?

Yo Spoilers. Whaddup?

Ahh, yes.
I still feel like that's what sparked the current feminism-activity.

He was last night

It's that and its complete opposite: neckbeard permavirgins mad anything remotely positive to women was "RUINING MUH VIDEOGAMES" and feminists mad that games weren't undying praise to women being better than men.
It was like two retards flinging shit at each other and eating lead paint chips.

Lets not

Just chillin whats up with you? been good?

It has been going on for quite a long time now, but that was just one of the main points in a good while, then it just faded away like it had never even existed.

He's busy shitposting on Facebook most of the time

You'll have to take some shitty jobs at first, but everyone starts there anyhow

Oh, out of your parents' place? I used to have some dwarf hamsters, the little shits were cute as fuck

I'm okay, moved out and rented a place and started a new career and everything

You don't like it?

I feel like that was pretty much just Holla Forums going all ironical shitposting, which is still shitposting.

Not sure what to think of it as most of it is like horse cocked

Been good, been better. Bit of a dip right now, won't take long before I'll be as great as I've mostly been lately.
Got a neat new place.

Yeah. That anything even change, in the end?

Nono. I've been out of my parents' house place since October 2014, and have been living on my own since Januari 2015. It's just a new place.
Dwarf Hamsters are cute. I had one too, lil' thing was great.
Oh damn, nice.
What's the new carreer yo?

Fine, be boring

Oooohhhhhh, got it. Kinda miss my dwarf hamsters tbh

Insurance claims adjuster, it's like investigating car accidents and paying for repairs and whatnot

It wasn't even an ironic thing.
The majority of the "gamergate" side was just outright mad that gaming journalism had any connection to actual women or that games had non-sex object depictions of women and that was somehow ruining their retarded delusions.
Their opposition was just fucktarded in an equally moronic way.

Nah nah nah, dude. That's not what it was about at all. It got started when some girl slept with a couple of video game journalists to get them to bring attention to her video game, and not only did they do it, but apparently most of video game journalism is pretty shitty and corrupt.

Then moderators on every site tried to shut it down because it was slut shaming or something and that's why half of 4chan Holla Forums and Holla Forums ended up on Holla Forums.

Nothing, that's the funny thing about it.

Oh well, would have thought it was all just the for lulz instead of actual retardation.

Totally forgot about that Sarkeesian.

That's something nice at the very least

Inteeeresting

That's the problem with pets, I guess.
Unless you get parrots or turtles, I hear.
>Insurance something I don't know how insurances EXACTLY work...
Are you the good guy?

Fuckin' hell.

and the Quinn, forgot her too.

i'm really surprised that tsuchi of all people fell for the mainstream media dipshit version of what gamergate was about

Zoe Quinn, in this instance. Sarkeesian's just some bitch who took hundreds of thousands in kickstarter money to make a series about how women get shit on and don't get equal representation in video games and are objectified and shit, but then she only made like three videos.

Everything has its place

I used to have a bird

I'm the good guy in theory, I give people what they paid for essentially

Oh yeah, for sure.
I've been great recently, really. Just feelin' happy.
Not sure why,
I'm not gonna complain about it tho.

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Never had 'em. Always looks cute, but noisy as heck. Which is fine, adds some life. But I prefer 'free-roaming' pets like cats and rabbits.
'in theory' is good enough. Sounds like something that pays well, too.

But Tsuchi, she's not mad about that. People DO pay her to sit around and be fugly, and she makes a lot of money and gets a lot of fucking respect for it.

Because manchildren permavirgins and fugly SJWs spamming on twitter and forums really accomplished something about a leisure activity.

I'd be surprised if they could actually change something.
Thus the ol' joke about how many feminists are required to change a light bulb.

At least she tried, even if it ultimately meant nothing.

My bad.
*was mad that people don't pay her being a fugly woman

you're an idiot
not that it matters anyway
if anyone has thought games journalism wasn't just paid advertisement since the late 90s they were also fucking retarded
i don't think it was ever unbiased from like the time of the N64 onward

In you?

Complain all you want bro, we've got the freedom to do so and I don't judge

No journalism about entertainment isn't biased and paid.
That's literally any reporting on movies, television, music, etc.
It's all paid.

Pffft.
I guess that joke is the best thing to result of Gamergate.

I don't want to draw attention to the glitch in reality that's makin' my days good.

that's exactly what i'm saying
there were like two months max at the dawn of video games where people were just talking about the games they liked and it definitely wasn't "journalism"
if you want unbiased and unpaid go to a fucking geocities review site lmao

GamerGate was just fucktarded manchildren mad that "games aren't exactly how I want them to be and every game isn't made exactly for me".

Optimistic fools thinking they can change the world.

i'd say most of what you saw was probably that

but the root of it was actual passion for the hobby from some misguided souls who are stupid enough to think ANY journalism has ever been unbiased

Fair enough my friend! Glad for you though

I suppose...
That's kinda depressing tho

Thanks thanks.
It legitimately feels weird though.
Whatcha up to?

humblebundle.com/store/daikatana

this is the best deal
only 3 dollars and you can want to kill yourself

You know what you do if you don't like [game]?
You don't buy it.
You don't group in thousands and scream at the sky about how "muh videogame industry is dying/corrupt because games aren't how I want them". Or send death threats. Or just spam every forum or social media platform with autistic drivel about GAMES ARE OVER that's more cringey than a 13 year old "nihilist's" "poetry".

The fuck has Romero even done in 20 years?

Some call it defeatism, but I prefer the term realism.

Calling defeatism realism sounds like defeatism.
Can't blame you. Not saying you're wrong.
But it occured to me.

Perhaps, but not like it matters anyhow.

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I did love hearing about gamergate every single fucking day for like two months straight
I'm so glad people are finally over that shit

id soft made the new DOOM with literally no input from him
probably just brushing his fucking hair

He hasn't been involved with id since like 96.

True.

Watching some Matpat for the semi mind blowing

I was gonna say id hasn't made a DOOM game since '94 anyway but I forgot doom 3 was a thing

That matters to some urologist somewhere.

"It don't matter, none of this matters."

Dunno the person.

Too much, yo.

I don't know why Doom 3 was hated as much as it was.
It wasn't the same style as the first two Doom games but for its genre it was great. Better than most of the garbage survival horror being shit out on Steam that looks worse a decade later and plays worse.
The worst part was the closet monster segments that got a old an hour into it.

No such thing.

Too much to think about if you want to smile.

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I try not to think, but it just keeps on happening most of the time when I get in bed.

I used to have that. not in the past 4 months.
I feel like that now though.
I guess it just happens if I'm not feelin' as great as in the past 2 months.

Let me get you a link for which I'm watching, then you will know and maybe it'll give you something neat to listen to/watch youtube.com/watch?v=VkMU1mKdwPI he has this channel for film stuff and the game theory for as obvious game related stuff

Happens to the best of us, thank god for sleep aid though.
That being said I'll be off to get some sleep now.
G'night Fort.

b-but I already opened 11 youtube tabs just now..

Yeah, but me and meds...
Nini SD. Sleep well.

Why? To all of this.

Sleep well.

give us ya fuckin laituh mate

To all of what?

The video. Its entirety.

i haven't jerked off in three days
something is wrong

Magpies attack people in the spring.

Wew lad

Ah.

Just do it now.

I have no desire to
that's the problem.

help me

Just hunt down some booty-clapping Mongolian cartoon girls and I'm sure that sentiment will change.

There is no escape now, you have doomed yourself!

whatchya up to

you would be surprised

I just got finished with 1/11 and I'm tired....
And there's more...

Well I thankfully took a short nap when I got home today, but I have three goddamn tests tomorrow and the intention to study for all of them tonight, so just fucking shoot me now. Three classes, three tests. What are the fucking odds?

Maybe they just aren't enough for you. Maybe you need some exciting new fetish in your life, like tiles.

I think I'm just taking too many painkillers, lol
still slightly concerning

Make camp and try for the summit tomorrow?

If I eat you, do I get a fortune?

i wish you good luck. try to rest easy before going in to them

There's a non-100% chance of you getting a fortune.
There's a 100% chance of you LOSING a Fortune.
I'd recommend against an action with such odds.

That's what I did yesterday, too..

That goddamn image

But I don't have a fortune yet!

I fucking love it

That's even worse. You'd be in the negative!

The never ending cycle, oh no

Backlog curse

hi fellas...

Then how do I get a Fortune?!

Evening

Try? I dunno.
Never tried.

hey cato how we goin

Are 4-chun and Cato flirting right now?

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Pretty good
boring days, finally got internet running again

you?

-tries-
did it work?

not bad man, just off work. 3 day weekend to look forward to. traveling out of state tomorrow night to visit my youngest. love road trips man

Fight through it!

I am flying to colorado the weekend after next. It's fun to get out

Your youngest?

i procreated, its nice...

I dunno

What are you asking me for?!

Still awake and watching

Fortune x Tokai is still OTP.

thought tokai and rin was a thing...

Interesting
How long's the drive?

You're a Fortune, you should be an expert!

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but das gay tho

bout 6 hours man...

rude of me not to ask... whats in colorado for ya?

well yea, but...gays gonna gay things

Das racist.
We got a person called Murder. Gonna report them?

Or Fortune x Fortune's sister.

Rock party!

Geology conference

Report?

cant understand the sis thing... i mean

somehow someone managed to bang my sister and shes repellent

why anyone would want to bang they sibling is beyond me

better not be.

When will Forty and Tokai consumate their love?

oh neat... any key points in the conference youre aware of?

Nah, she got the worst boyfriend that isn't me.

Whoa, so you're making assumptions about me, but not Murder?
This... this is personal, then?
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*sniffle*

everybody should just fuck already...

Would you fuck you?

It is the Geological Society of America, so it is pretty much everything

I am really just interested in planetary, but planetary guys have their own conference.

I am also gonna hopefully be meeting potential grad school advisors!

Kissu

Do you mean next time or are you asking about the first time?

I always figure that it's the single childs that look up and semi-idolize incest.
...But then incest wouldn't be a thing that happens.

in a fucking heartbeat... the balls, the shaft and gargle... im a sexy beast tho

Wait what you already fucked him?????????

somewhere someone is banging they sibling.... and posting it to an internet porn site

I'd fuck you

I'd fuck you hard

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so its really more of a meet and greet for you?

Wow.
Watch your pronouns.
Tokai is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

i know colby...i know

God damn it Fortune I need to write my yaoi fanfics already

I'm sorry, I forgot how much his nationalism makes him independent

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

I love my sister and stuff, and I'd be lucky to have someone like her.
But not her. Or anything too similar.

People at her school think she's a boy.

is it gay if my balls touch my balls?

He's like 6'3" holy shit.

you just want me to bend over you pervert... eyes up here buddy

something to be said for repelling pheromones

So....uh...how soon is too soon to ask a girl out? Assume meeting on the internet.

It's not Yaoi if it's a guy and Tokai.
Write it tho. Wanna see Tokai react.

do it now... whats the worst that could happen

So am I. Some girls are taller.
Dutch people are the tallest people in the world yo.

Cupcake has been waiting for you to ask.

If you pull your line at the first nibble you lose the fish.

Jesus dick my dad's weird lessons.

All contextual.
Don't use it as opener is a good golden rule tho.

Like I'd need that for having girls not talk to me.

The only guys who want freakishly tall women are ones that want to be the one fucked in the ass by them.

most women i know like the strait forward approach

could be your innate creepyness... idek

Ironically she lives kind of by cupcakes.

So the 'do you want to play the rape game?' always backfired for that reason?.

True, but there has to be some testing of waters first.

most women know within the first 5 seconds of your first meeting that theyd sleep wtith you... the rest is logistics.

THATS NOT IRONY!

THATS COINCIDENCE

i swear to god... ffffffffff

Ehh, I dunno...
Not TOO long tho.

Nah. They do. I just don't really meet 'em.

If you bring up the word 'date' during that game, that's probably where you go wrong.

well yea i mean they do have to meet you and shit

For me specifically, probably

but some of my buddies are presenting their research

cool... whats they research on?

Yeah, exactly. I basically just go outside to get to places. Not to be outside.
My friends all share the same hobbies, and none of 'em involve meeting people.
And I don't drink or anything, either. So that's out.

True, I suppose.

Rape date? I like it.

....fuck that. Can we fix whatever country they originally were to dilute the tall over there?

I figured you meant the old joke.
NO!

Don't add the word 'date' to that. anywhere.

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

do ya get what im driving at?
can you smell what im stepping in?
the entirety of this song is a perfect example because it is almost all COINCIDENTAL
do you know the difference of irony? DO YOU FGT

.////.
I'll never forgive myself for missing this

push your friends into more social situations where you can feel comfortable enough to meet dames

its completely true bro

I'm comfortable enough tho. I have no issues. Just no motivation.

But that's the spirit....

Yea I know. But there are other things involved than fucking.......

one group is presenting what they did on the watershed over the summer, and I actually don't know what the other is presenting. I assume it has something to do with structure based on the professor she is under.

if you met online just go for it, mandy

'No!

Now it lost humor, with little to no creepiness loss.

so like... you dont feel like you want to meet women?

a little... but ultimately it boils down to that basic component. anyone who says otherwise is delusional

it sounds interesting... ive enjoyed what ive read about our planets geology over time to its formation. the subject is fascinating

I find it almost more hilarious.

Yea but a lot more is also in play. What it's their personality. What are they like mentallym. So forth and So on.

It's done.

Not specifically.
I'm straight, but I don't want to go lookin'

Same, but would the girl?
Now it's not "obviously a joke".

But why would I care? I find it perfect. Would be a good story as well.

i mean really... thats about all any living thing does on this planet... eat, fuck, procreate, die.

it literallly just can come down to that

humans and a small handfull of species here will add a social construct to courship... must just fuck, get off and fuck off. facts and shit

its nerveracking putting yourself out there, but you know unless you do... yanno

store.steampowered.com/app/435150/

and the mystery words were:
*most
"about all any" can reduce to "about all"

Go for it, post results.

It's not nervcracking.
I just don't care about sex.
And I'm not gonna try and find romance in a bar or something like that.

Hiya

oh yeah, LPSC is the best conference, it's where all the planetary stuff happens!

I'm going to be presenting stuff from two differet conferences there next year

store.steampowered.com/app/435150/

Whaaaaaaaa

hai

how exciting.

is there a podcast or something?

I don't fall into that category, and I'm happy with that.

One day.

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The best game very made.

Doesn't look like something i would play

I just recommended it today as being in my Top-5 ever.Div:OS, that is.
OH BOI

Hello, my love. How goes it?

The other one is my favorite game.

I'm gonna sink 100 plus hours into the new one.

which category lol

Pc gaming isn't my cup of tea

It goes well, darling. I can't find a nick name to give you. I have spent all day trying to think of one.

I've gotta. I'm gonna.
I've got that hype feeling where I'm not sure I'm allowed to have expectations of an early-access game, but I really want it.

The kind that just fuck. I really don't care.

A Nick name? Why for?

can always add the other stuff afterward...

I am ever so fond of the one you have for me. I wanted to have something to give you.

Its all I drink

I'm actually freaking out a little.

We tried to mod div so we could 4-player it.
THIS IS FINE TOO.
As long as it's as good as DOS, I'm FIIINE.

Brightlord?

proud of u

Not for poster sessions, but I think talks are filmed.

They would probably put the average joe to sleep, though

or even the above average joe

thinkin i could hack it

Why? I hate this lol

Nini!

feeling upset to the stomach all day
feels like that acid refluxy shit but its not going up in my throat or anything just up in my tummyu and kinda chest
hope it goes away but I know
its my own damn fault
for munching too hard
howo are you guys

Yes. That one.

lol hai bard chan

Maybe it's a ph imbalance. Drink a lot of water to normalise.

source: I'm not a doctor

hey hey samapa how are you doing today?

I've been hoping water would help so I skipped out on drinking sodie today at work and jjust drank a few cups of water and all
I've been eating a whole bunch of junk though he past few days so I cant really actl iek idk why its happening
ive been eating like a lot recently lol
how are you tonight gogas

Sounds like stress, my friend.

Pfft.

What?

not bad bro... you should see my current music playlist... im on an ambient electronica kick.

worked today, next 3 days off for a roadtrip to see mah babby gril. leave tomorrow night

ah man it'd be nice to get a lil sympathy for that but i gotta be honest its probably me being a fatass in the making lol
wha are you up to today anona

hell the fuck yeha dude thats what I like to hear

I'm glad you're getting a chance to see the family my man
you've always been the family man
bought any gifts for the chitlins?

Just tired.

You always have my sympathy, bardo.

Sleep, love.
I'm going to be busy.

im doing some shopping when i get there... trust me she has plenty of toys. shes needing clothes like a mofo

nini

Thanks user that's what I'm here for

awww man that's a feel to real
well I mean
at least you haeve refined taste in girly clothes browsing Holla Forums all these years haha am i right

Not good. I'm probably going to go for a run soon to clear my mind.

I'm bored
Today really sucks

lol

no

shes still in toddler clothes man. i got a good eye for what looks good on her. and toddlers are waaay easier to shop for than her future teenage self will be

dide

Don't get ambushed by those emus gogs they're everywhere

I hope you get to feeling a lil better soon amigo
if i can help lemme kknow

Ah jeez still a toddler
she must be damn near 5 by now dude holy shit
its been so fucking long
youre a daddy, sama
I'm proud of you

i got the clothes for her thing down to a science. we will pulll up to a rack where all the clothes will fit her.
ill hold up two outfits, she will pick one, it goes in the cart
the rejected one goes back into the pick again pile. ill hold up a previously rejected and a new one, she will pick. the rejected one goes in the re-select pile. we will repeat this process until she has chosen 12 outfits

bard... i have 2 daughters. one is 5, moy youngest is almost 2

I'm bored too.

I'm gonna play some games with my friend soon though.

sama you naughty horny old dog
you remind me of my dad he has sooo many kids haha

imahave like fiddy rugrats spread out before its all done... im probably already your daddy

Where is everyone?

What game?

They left because you are here

the community is finally dead

pic related haha its user sama

you interested in having more little ones or ya just interested in getting ya love on/

Good riddance.

divinity original sin

We are gonna finish or co-op and then play the second one together.

Then why are you still here?
Does this mean you love me?

Finally, user!

why not both lol

ITS SOMETHING UNFORGETTABLE
BUT IN THE END IT'S RIGHT
I HOPE YOU HAD TH TIME OF YOUR LIFE

Wanna put my tender
Trump in a blender

This reminds me of those emails my grandma used to get in the early 2000s haha

lol i was just watching that

I wanna go shopping with Sama for the 12 outfits tbh

im sneaky with it... what she doesnt know is that she will chose for herself around 4 outfits she originally said she didnt want. i just make it seem like its alot of choices for her she she feels like she picked out just the ones she wants

Mmhm. That's cute ^~^

joe used to be the man... him and foamy were my gotos

i have her for a week at my pace over thanksgiving. im getting her winter stuff before her mom can get to it muahahaha

Sounds fun

Because I am talking to my boytoy

Hi Maddie

women love me
consciously or unconsciously they love me
I acctually prefer them unconscious

Well that's cute!

i love that new bride smell...

Oh, very nice. Do you go all out with the food situation too?

Hihi Neko~

How goes it?

i will build a wall around this blender
mark my words
so the hispanics have to pay to make magheritas
hispanics love margheritas
i love hispanics

im not hosting this year but... i have been nominated for the turkey.

im also doing a duck and a ham

This is how you get raped by blender

That's cute

at least i used to have a penis...dont touch the hair

Good just waiting for work to be over
I brought my psp to be less bored but I haven't really had an opportunity to use it yet
I hate how busy this place is
These faggots should be in bed or something

im going in a minute dammit... geez so pushy

HAHAH DUDE THIS NIGGA BLENDS SO MANY NIGGAS
they are pretty humorous

haha yea joe was pretty awesome back in the day

you ever play that old computer game
elf elf bowling
reminds me pfo that

sounds familiar

I still have yet to try duck .///.

We usually save ham for Crimbas in our family. Gonna be yum.

no u

You're very hateful of your job. Maybe you should get a new one~

I applied to some more places today and got like pre-interviewed on the spot so I'm hoping to hear back soon.

it can be a little greasy. best to stuff it like a turkey and use some citrus to cook it with

Elf bowling was the shit.

What about Spaced Penguin???

Hm, yeah citrus sounds good. I think we have a local Chinese place that you can preorder Christmas duck. I may have to try that out this year.

...

that also sounds good

I'd look but I am always so exhausted after work that I don't feel like doing anything

Where all did you go?

But you're Welma

Evening!

im out... gettan sleep

nite ppl

Soorry almas
I can't say I'v ever played that one
whats the premise?

nini buddy

Mornyan!

*shrugs* Maybe some other time then~

Hmm, just a dollar store and a bbq joint close to my work since I got delayed for today's shift. It's just for supplemental income anyway, so nothing too crazy. The managers I talked too made it sound hopeful at least. Most likely going to take the restaurant gig if I get a choice though since it pays closer to my primary job.

That's my stage name here, yeah^^

Gravitational pulls and a penguin astronaut lol

It was an easy to hack flash game for mega scores with tSearch too.

Sounds a lot better than the dollar store one that is for sure

Here?
Are you saying that you have alter-egos?!

S -so the other day I drank with some friends and the girl who was with us complimented my music alot >////<
she gave me alot of shit because I had that Norah Jones trackthat was popular a few years back
h-haha

I really wish cato would leave

big bully

I really wish Hilary sucked less

Don't speak, hound.

Yeah, it just depends on scheduling stuff really. I would be cool to be able to be at the dollar store all day though. I love that place.

Everyone calls me Maddie irl is all *shrugs*

That's your fault, not mine

...

i like neko chan

I was trying to think how spin welma and maggie as similar
I don't think it's gonna happen

lol maggie

Neko can be pretty cool

Why he h8?

that's where my brain is at right now

I'm out of it

I'm back

wb goggwa

You haven't seen bullying yet

Speak speak speak

Why's that?
It's probably a little slower than a gas station tho so i guess it's alright

Kill yourself

...

everytime you say my name, bard, it brings a smile to my face.

so you've been the one stealing it
hmph
you know there can only be one smile

It gets pretty mobbed in there tbh

Nah, I like finding 'treasures' there. It's like a flea market store~!

Treasures?
Like when people drop money in the store? I love when that happens

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