What if Halo 1 was released in 2017?

What if Halo 1 was released in 2017?

A woman? In MY GAME? Guiding me?!?! Is she supposed to be a stronk empowered feminist?!?! Look at her hair! Typical SJW pandering!

A NIGGER? GIVING ME ORDERS?!?!? WTF!?
WE.
WUZ.
SERGEANT MAJORS!

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I don't see a problem.

Go away faggot. We've discussed this kinda thing to death. The intent of the creators then are far removed from now. No one puts something in "cause it's cool" they do it for SJW brownie points.

epic my DUDE

I have only seen one crack of SJW in Gaylo and it was in the most recent one about the Sangheili womyn or whatever but it was one line and subtle so I don't even know if it was SJW or not.

We're being raided, aren't we? That would at least explain all the low-energy OPs that just say "discuss" lately.

I want a sangheili boyfriend :3

This is pretty goddamn spot on, no matter how buttblasted Holla Forums is.

It was SJW as fuck, it basically amounted to "Sangheili women fight alongside men, how progressive!" there was also the shit with the Mary Sue female commander learning Sangheili (a language she doesn't even have the anatomy to speak) in 3 months or some shit.

Counterpoint
Sergeant Johnson being black isn't a major character feature
Cortana is naked and not given late 40s mom bod because the new developers were embarrassed

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A lot of us are an irrational counter-culture. People see the feminism/SJW/political correctness cancer festering and it repels them like a magnet to a point where it's not acceptable for nigs/etc or women to exist as characters, let alone good or prominent ones, without it being some form of propaganda.

Where has being black been a major character feature?

I'm not seeing nipples and genitals.


Get a load of this porn addict.

It's not well defined enough to be there.
But I can assure you, she's naked.
And for the first question
Becoming human.

I think this thread was made by the autistic half-life 2 anons in the other thread

More
like
she's
not
actually
naked.

No, she's naked.
She didn't have the skin suit until Halo 4.

Huh, I'd say that's a decent track record compared to most these days but the game itself is still pretty bad

The worst part is that Sangheli women already fought alongside males. It was a chivalry thing

Looks like she wasn't naked in Halo 2 either.

I wonder if they ai is programmed to ask humans to stop poking and waving their dicks through the hologram? This will keep me up tonight.

She totally was

She totally wasn't, faggot.

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See look at the polygons, there's nipples there.

No tumblr, that's not what would happen at all. Stop strawmaning and go back to reblogging porn.

Roll

Why does that AI program have birthing hips and slammin' titties?

rollin

Honestly, she's still better looking than Halo 2 and 3's cortanas. The boobs and hips are bigger too.


I'm not seeing anything

Oh yeah Mr. Wants to Fuck the Dumpy Potato Faced Granny can't see nips.
Bushwhack on you cardiovascular ailment

Its more like cuckchan niggers being banned by a cranky mod late at night and coming here because they're battered wifes and literal cuckholds.

rolling

Obviously. And yet Holla Forums falls for it again!

Mafia 3, watchdogs 2 of the top of my head. There's also that one image comparing black female side characters all being the same afro archetype, from a game expo done time ago.