♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Ayyy Lmao Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Ayyy Lmao Edition
Everyone is kill?
World is a fuck
2nd impact when?
you ever hear of a
The other day I had a ricochet biscuit
a ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit
that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth
if it don't bounce back
YOU GO HUNGRY!!!!!
BOW BOW BOW
who the HECK
the other day
I had a cool water sammich
and a sunday go-to-meeting bun
bow bow bow
What DooP said.
Hey DooP. What's new?
Bard. What. Are you high? Ultra high? Can you get much higher?
She is Justice. She is bae. She is waifu. She is Baifu.
Nothing much. Had a weird dream. Anothher zombie dream. I wonder what all these zombie related dreams mean? Hm.
Did Bard hit his head or something? This new posting style is weirding me out...
To dream that you are attacked by zombies indicate that you are feeling overwhelmed by forces beyond your control. You are under tremendous stress in your waking life. Alternatively, the dream represents your fears of being helpless and overpowered.
Very applicable to be fair.
Hm. Perhaps you aren't as prepared for a zombie apocalypse as you think? I'd suggest getting a contingency plan in place.
I had a dream Test was stealing avatar ideas I haven't even had yet. It was fucking weird.
That's boring. It's definitely my one:
Pre-empt the imp, get all the folders and laugh at the real test as he looks/posts all confused.
And I am not prepared for the apocalypse. I am going to wing it it tbh. Because the odds are that I would become a zomboid anyway.
No! Then the dreams win! You must prepare! Dig a big ol' fucking hole and make a bunker. You must!
Of course brits wouldn't know about the Blues Brothers
I mean, I know of it.
What do you expect for nothing?
A rubber biscuit?
In my dreams, I live forever. If they win. I live forever.
I do. She is the best.
...can I join you, then?
Don't worry, people dream about me all the time.
what are you dreams like?
Yes. You are welcome.
You should feel free to do something sexy next time, then~
YUSS! We're gonna kill zombies forever!
what the hck are you eeven doing up at this time anyways
Most memorable ones are commonly about swimming in open ocean with a sea monster somewhere below me. But I do also have generic weird dreams that are just your brain sorting out your thoughts from the day before. You know, stuff that incorporates people you were talking to and you're all involved in something that resembles the movie you watched before bed. That sort of thing.
Remind me in the dream, I'll probably consider it.
Making the fairly common mistake of being awake.
Awesome! How's life, Test?
I wish I could go inside all my friends dreams even if I dont appear to them in there dream
I wanna watch dreams like a movie
that would be the best thing ever
jojo that's a relatbale one
Exhausting, if only because I do it to myself. I have to wake up in two hours and then drive for an hour. This is likely going to be dangerous.
In fact, I should probably just lay in bed and pray my eyes shut at this point. Later.
sweeter dreams when ya drift off tonight
Did someone say drift?
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
♥pharmercy is best OTP
Definitley better than the resi9 movie kek
scary storm front moving through tomorrow
I hate storms
Storms are awesome though. But then again, I prefer rain, thunder and lightening and gales to sunny weather.
Rain is nice and winds can be nice
but tornadoes terrify me
lightning is very scary too and loud thunder that shakes the house is unnerving
when I was younger I used to hide under the bed or cabinetsand stuff when it got bad
now im no that afriad but it still is anxiety riddling
For me? Its brekkie time. Wew.
I figured that was why you would say that. Hence my clarifying reply. Tornadoes are pretty scary. Though I would like to do a twister like tornado chase. That would be cool.
But yeah, given that our storms, up until recently, have been pretty tame in comparison, it is easy to like it.
Its getting towards autumn and winter, the best time of the year.
tfw best girl makes you wew
tfw paid £3.25 for a croissant
you just paid 5 $ for a croissant?
Bread and dough?
It costs five dollars?
You don't put bourbon on it or anything?
This is the real cost of BREXIT.
Leave fags you are reaping the rewards.
It was toasted and had prosciutto ham & cheddar
can I have a bite of that? I wanna know what a 5 dollar croissant tastes like
Well. WHen you add the filling to the matter then it is "reasonably" priced for a Costa/'bucks kind of establishment.
can i kms yet
You havent sucked my dick yet, smh
What's in it for me
You didn't give me all your csgo skins yet..
I might have kooties
but kooties you can handle
damn that's a pretty fuckin good croissant
I don't know if it's worth five dollars
but it's pretty fuckin good
Do not forget to pay the necromancer to bring the threads back to life later.
IS IT OVER NOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK UP THE PIECES AND GO HOME?
Its for the greater good.
Wouldn't a man who likes traps but not manly men just be bi-curious?
I feel like the requirement for a feminine figure to be attached to the penis makes it more curiosity than sexuality.
what does it matter what they call themselves anyway
can i get a hug
it's wanting to fuck a guy so it's still gay
I dunno, curiosity.
YOU'RE STILL GAY
But they have the looks and mannerisms of a girl
Well i mean
depends on what they like the trap for I guess
If the sole attraction is to the penis that is pretty homosexual
but if they are attached to the feminine aspect that is leaning towards heterosexuality if they are a guy but I mean
it's still a male right
it's all a bunch of technicalities that all in all really don't effect much
like what you like and fuck the labels
fuck the labels
and the penis of a man
And this tragedy starts
With a shattered glass heart
And the midnightmare trampling of dreams
As we shall see
O' sweet Midian
I burn for the at heart
want to make a shitty freemium game for mobile
have no ideas
never gonna rake in normie dosh
You uh broke my feelers or something.
How did I do that?
I dunno, magic?
what is this
haha at my work we havea freezer in the back and one of the managers put up a piece of paper to remind people to be careful of frozen water in it and they misspelled freezer as frezzer
then in permanent marker they scratched it out and put freazer
then scratched that out and put ffreezer haha
i wanna drum super bad but my kit is in dis repair and I dont have the space to get it out and its 7 a.m
Don't let this inspire you
mixing synth pads with acoustic set is so fascinating to me
this dude is a worthy winner sure he's fuckin mercing it lol
you ever percussion?
Yeah I played drums for like 3 years before I sold my kit
Why'd you have to get rid of it?
he gettin it
Friends that I used to play with (one guitar one bass) went to a different college so we didn't see each other as much, so kinda lost the will to play, on top of school getting heavy for A-Levels
Damn dude I'm really sorry to hear that
when peopel who play split ways that shit is pretty heavy in the heart its a real bond
well have any plans to pick it back up after school is over?
why is every single psp tutorial on youtube by some fucking mexican kids
jesus christ I hate their voices
i'm kinda biased cause I grew up in texas but Mexis are usually bros most of the ones I've met
It's alright, we weren't very good anyway :c
I really want to, but I have no idea how much it costs to soundproof a room in an apartment, I don't really wanna get an electric kit
I've been really thinking of etting an electric kit yself recently!
What do you feel that doesnt appeal to you about them?
not that I disagree of course
i have my own qualms with electric sets too
I wanna feel the vibrations, not just through headphones
just gets you so fucking pumped up dude right??
Mm, especially playing with other people
Ride ride ride
hitchin a ride
I had pastries and all kinds of stuffs today and tootbhrush and abouts to bed
you always sleep at such weird timse neru
tfw connection 2shit to download UE4 dev kit
itis never too weird to sleep
I got in the music mood and jammed out ot some tool and now I am too weird to sleep
picture related me at the moment
you gotta start dreaming more ill tell ya what kiddo
oook maybe feeling awake is feeling too weird to sleep but when you feel sleep you feel unawake enough to sleep
hey bard how are you.
what time is it over there?
bedtim for watashi
just came back from upstairs just lying aroudn with my puppy dogs
it's such a privelage to just be able to share proximity with an actual animal and have that mutual trust or maybe even their love
i had the little dog on the right and the tater dog on the left and normally tater isnt that cuddly but he was all rolling on his back and stuff and the lil dog rested his head up against my chest and I crooked my arm around him
felt kinda bad having to leave them but Ill see them later
whhat are you up to today buddy
Oyasuminasai pastry person.
tootsie rolls are certified kosher by the orthodox union
I wonder where Church went
I hope he isnt dead
Take me to chvrch
what you said about the dogs was really sweet.
i'm just wasting time and watching youtube.
i miss having things to do
I just looked at an image posted last night, and I just...
don't want to live.
On this earth.
I miss 9/11
My computer died last night and killed trip explorer.
rip squash pc
It's still alive. I think it just restarted or something.
i made a lot of money off of 9/11
computers are gay anyway
I make, like, 20 cents whenever someone gets disgruntled on the internet.
rin confirmed for excessively rich.
Want to duo after I watch this episode?
New South Park, Overwatch for a bit, then work.
squash I just woke up, I'd want to like take a shower and maybe put on some perfume for you at lea- oh you mean play overwatch. yeah sure, a few games. head hurts so probably not too many.
ah. yeah, seen that so long ago already. this world is bullshit.
Stop being awful
what a shame
You don't have to if you don't want.
clang is out tomorrow
living siddenly seems less terrible
Eh, it's what I do daily.
By RAW a character crafting a wand has to provide the material components 50 times over, and rafting a wand takes about a day.
This is all well and good, but the spell Identify presents, as a material component, a 100gp pearl that must be ground into a fine powder, mixed with a glass of wine and an owl's feather. The magical infusion must then be consumed before casting.
This means that a Wizard looking to make a wand of Identify must consume 50 glasses of wine to craft a wand of identify.
Better get your wands from the cloistered cleric, I guess.
tfw autocorrect changes "Kaybe" to "misunderstood"
tl;dr: D&D 3.5 wizards are alcoholics by raw.
no no, I have to. who knows what strange title or role you'll give me in the discord if I don't capitulate to your every demand.'
you've made me do far worse things before.
drinking that much just to make a wand for a simple spell? guess I know what I want to be when I grow up.
You could sell them for a pretty penny.
But it takes 5000gp to make one wand, since the pearls are an intrinsic part of the material component.
It's also worth note that, even with Eschew Materiel, you still need to grind that pearl and drink the wine to cast Identify, due to the cost of the pearl.
My Necromancer has another spell, False Life.
The caster must draw magical runes on themselves with alcohol, or fine spirits (because those aren't alcohol?), which confers temporary hitpoints.
The alcohol evaporates innocently enough, but take a moment to envision a grown adult, possibly in heavy armour, taking the time to draw these runes on themselves with whatever alcohol they have at hand.
Probably wine, or ale.
Boredom is a hell of a drug
all this sounds like to me is that I'd get to be drunk constantly if I were a spellcaster. I'd probably go evocation so I can go around throwing fireballs at people who annoy me while I'm drunk.
oh hey cool it's awesome eel
I wonder what other spells actually demand a wizard keep a bottle of wine at hand for.
Aggy Diggy is getting shout-y so I'll just post progress here.
Decks can shuffle and be drawn from now.
if I'm the wizard I'll just play it safe and always have some.
that looks exceedingly confusing. keep up the good work, amy.
It's an important part of my character, without it I am nothing
this is a safe space.
Trying to make a card game kind of like YuGiOhs. There's a lot of maths involved in even getting the art to look right.
Then why are you here, it's not safe to be around you
sounds like an ambitious endeavor.
I'm quite benign, actually. the person you used to know is not really around anymore.
Makes me regret switching to psionic classes.
No material components means no bullshit shenanigans that actually make less sense the more you think about them.
Like how, strictly RAW, you can cast still still silent spells while unconscious or dead, but you can't do anything while paralyzed.
That's right, paralysis is stronger than death.
the person you used to know is not really around anymore
They are when someone they fancy is around~~~
well don't you have a paralyzing strike or something? you could be the strongest, rin. dare I say it...the very best, like no one ever was.
how are you supposed to find a song that has barely any recognisable lyrics.
Luck and perseverance.
If you are affected by Stinking Cloud, and fail your save, you're *Nauseated*.
Experiencing stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move action per turn.
However, this means you can still charge someone, as a move action.
Charging is a special full-round action that allows you to move up to twice your speed and attack during the action. However, it carries tight restrictions on how you can move.
If you are able to take only a standard action or a move action on your turn, you can still charge, but you are only allowed to move up to your speed (instead of up to double your speed). You can’t use this option unless you are restricted to taking only a standard action or move action on your turn.
I meant to make those bold. I'm not fixing them.
hum it for people until someone else recognizes it?
I'm also a monk.
So I can get down to business,
and defeat the Huns.
Also, it's stunning fist, not paralysis.
how is stunning not at least similar to paralysis?
You're not safe to be around because I may be a rude dude, but you're on a different level of rude, one that I can only hope to get to one day
I'm usually very pleasant to be around. my mother tells me so.
Stunned is a specifically defined condition.
I think it's actually the same as paralysis but shorter.
Let me find it.
Cup, let's do this.
I think it's actually the same as paralysis but shorter.
so it is similar.
Maybe at first glance
You simply hide your true nature
CUP GET ON OVERWATCH SHIT
Under Stunning Fist
A stunned character can’t act, loses any Dexterity bonus to AC, and takes a –2 penalty to AC.
In the glossary for stunned
A stunned creature drops everything held, can’t take actions, takes a –2 penalty to AC, and loses his Dexterity bonus to AC (if any).
So there you go.
Stunning is also stronger than death.
D&D 3.5, where Death is really only just a minor inconvenience.
I wouldn't worry about it.
whatever. a paralysis by any other name would still sting as sweetly.
That doesn't help
I only remember a specific part of it and it was like chill song that I don't think anyone knows but it's mainstream.
Don't worry I'm not, I'm just going to wait in the shadows and learn from the true master of rude
squash told me to get water for my headache.
I got booze :3
hmm. well yeah that's certainly not enough for me to help.
you will not provoke me to be what I am not.
I don't need to provoke you, I just need to observe
It will all come with time
If you take a level of Ur-Priest, you lose all the benefits of Ur-Priest and can no longer advance in the prestige class.
Reasoning: A rule in CArc and CWar states that if you stop meeting the pre-requisites for a PrC, you lose access to the PrC as well as the benefits of any class features.
Okay, so what's the problem?
Ur-Priest has, as a requirement, "Unable to cast divine spells."
What's it get as a level 1 class feature?
This problem also extends to the Dragon Disciple in the DMG.
As a requirement: Must not be Dragonblooded
What's the capstone?
"You gain the Dragonblooded template."
About to make lunch and get a filling, how are you
Doing fine, just lazing about after my workout. Trying to take a break from anime because I've been watching too much recently.
Post your MAL so I can bully you
I have a problem I think, I only started watching a lot of anime recently
I think I remember the music video about a guy and a girl skateboarding at night. Still can't put a name to it.
I think it's Skater Boy by Avril
It wasn't by somone so awful.It was like a very chill smooth song.. sort of like something you'd find on soundcloud.
Could be that you're remembering wrong.
It would appear that way yeah.. too much anime is bad
This is why I'm taking a break, recording music instead
You're gonna let me listen to it right ?
I think the video had a girlfriend and boyfriend skateboarding at night, they looked kinda punk-ish and rode the subway and stuff.
The vocals had a woman singing at some point and background male.
I only do vocal covers and they're not particularly impressive but I can link you one if you want
Don't link it here I want to be the only one to listen to it. I'm sure they're lovely
YOU FRICKEN FOUND IT!!
you're amazing thankyou.
SSD is on point today.
SD is a god
h-hi master can we share an onahole together ?!
Don't talk to me fatty
Yeah, I don't like linking things like that with a lot of people
My question is how.. you turned my vague memories into something real.
Koreans who play on English servers
stop being smug.
this is all very confusing to me. it's like when I try to explain competetive pokemon to people.
YOU WEIGH MORE THAN ME HOW EVEN CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU SAW MY TUMMY
Yeah, and those stretch marks D:
I am meant to be smug, it is my natural state
s a v a g e
Multiple years of saucing and Google-fu.
Desu is a lard
Says the big boy who munched a whole bag of marshmallows in 1 sitting...
See, I just had to wait and the rude would come
pointing out that being perpetually smug is deplorable is not rude. factual statements are not rude.
Factual statements can very easily be rude
only if the person they are referring to decides to take offense. but you wouldn't do that, right? because that would mean you have very sensitive feelings, and that's not a good quality to have around parts like these.
I only have sensitive feelings if I care about the person that said the thing
caring about me in any capacity is a mistake.
Well to be fair it's more like I'm more than indifferent to you, how about that
kinda wanna pound cupper's vag.
still seems a bit on the risky side.
how big is your cock?
make fun of my stretch marks
too big for you.
Nah cause when it comes down to it nothing will hurt, at worst I will say you are rude
literally not possible. tell me how big.
respectable, I suppose. it'll do.
i hate ur guts
because they aren't 12 years old, right?
wut? good morning cupcake
Also the old time stage in KH2.
I love that place. plus it's fantastic for grinding wisdom form.
I don't believe you have any :c
hold on let me check
I'm tempted to get the ISO for KH2 and play and just get a adapter to move saves to a real memory card.
I'm not sure how Guts feels about that.
How DARE you spread rumors of me
whats the most important thing u have to remember to be a quality homosexual?
no. you want the final mix version, trust me. it's so much better. it's worth it. even if you have to just like, rent a ps3, if that's something even possible. or buy one during black friday.
that it's not the only thing that defines you as a person.
the same goes for anything really. if you let any one thing define your entire personality you have failed as a person.
i have some very faded stretch marks on my thighs
I guess I'll shoot for a used ps3.
just make sure to get a slim model. the old ones are shit.
YOU ARE MISSING PIECES OF A BROKEN GOD
the dog's fucking face
are u being serious? that seems like all u ever talk about how gay u are or sucking dicks and such
I like the fatter model consoles.
t h i c c
You like fatter in general squash
read Sci's post
The irony. It fucking hurts.
what are stretch marks
i was a chubby kid is all
having said that my thighs are huge and girly
they're quite pretty in like pantyhose and skirts etc.
Scoots, have you ever been held by a man twice your size who could crush your head like sparrow egg between thighs like Zangief?
perhaps if that's the only thing you want to look for when you see me speak, I could see that being the case. people tend to have something called "confirmation bias" so because you want to see me as a one dimensional person who only talks about being gay, that is what you end up seeing.
of course you do. but not everything has to revolve around your degeneracy, squash.
subtle really likes thicc huh?
Not in a sexual or provocative contextual way. But yes.
I'd trust you to figure it out if I thought you were smart enough to.
Everything revolves around me.
yes i know what confirmation bias is im not retarded lol but thanks for the lesson
no everything revolves around the people you fetishize. because they so fat.
Being held, in general, is comforting. Like a warm and soothing straightjacket.
if it were ironic then i would have to be a person who only ever talks about one thing
i dont feel i talk about one thing thus there is no irony
fat fuccs for best succs
Hold me, Scoots.
Swing and miss.
You were on the right track though.
okay. good talk.
hush me with your big fat cock, daddy.
they have to try harder to prove themselves.
lol aren't you precious. you're just clearly so much smarter than me squash so i must surrender.
You have no idea how fat my cock is.
should I make a new thread, or would that trigger some whiny crybabies who think the op post or creator of the thread matters in the slightest?
You really don't get it, do you?
fat enough, I'm sure.
Do it, get fighty.
I've got your back.
I don't care.
yea but ur right i def could be falling into that
would ya mind waiting for 300 images before u make a new thread
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