Part 1: 8ch.net
Part 2: 8ch.net
Will this never end? We last left on in my hell with us entering the Civilization stage and promptly getting gang raped by those religious orange fucks. Will the Superior race of Dick Monsters reign supreme?
What's the plan of attack gentlemen?
I'd suggest you select a vehicle and use the right mouse button to attack an opposing city.
Unite your continent, try to make friends with nations on other continents.
Did you even peek at the last two parts? Whatever, I'll try.
Fuck off
OP, there is only one thing to be done now:
Remove orange with
EXTREME PREJUDICE
Tenet 1: Kill all those who are genetically inferior.
Tenet 2: Those that are similar to us are to be approached with a weapon in hand.
Tenet 3: We do not make alliances, we either subdue or destroy.
Tenet 4: Never forget the misdeeds of others against our kind.
Tenet 5: A task unfinished is an enemy not killed.
Tenet 6: Take no prisoners, kill them all!
GONDOLA SWIB WELL :——————DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nice to see you are still going.
NOW WE ARE FUCKING TALKING.
The vaginal houses failed being saved, so here are some Dick houses. What should we name it?
I wish i could make interesting shit like this in this game but i always eventually say fuck it and just use defaults.
Dong bungalow.
I still need to build some gondola house, factory, and entertainment buildings. I forgot how boring the civ stage can be when you want to make unique sets. Sometimes it takes forever.
Flophouse
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A shame because the vagina houses were appropriate.
Alright, we are designing the factory now. What shall the design be?
Elite Wang Management.
Make the smockstacks look like dicks.
Sorry, this is Entertainment. What should the entertainment building be?
A strip club, put a statue of a feminine dick on top.
Pic related.
Put a hyper masculine dick on there. Give it lats, delts and abs.
goatsee growing out of the ground
Marble columns and statues of dicks everywhere.
This
Dunno if Spore can handle that, user. Dicks are more its speed.
Two cylinders with spheres on top and a round window in the middle of the two spheres? Pretty sure it can be done.
I'm proud of this.
Fucking perfect.
Alright, name her.
What happened to your gif?
The Means of Reproduction
I purposely fuck the resolution up because I hate you all.
Bone Henge
Good to go. Onto the factory, what shall it's design be?
The perfect factory name.
I'd say make it a huge gash. Just a giant industrial labia that Kaczynski would be proud of.
I hope this dick creature becomes a communist at some point, or all is for naught.
Don't forget to hotswap your vehicles between speed/power focus for maximum efficiency.
I'm so fucking sorry.
How dre uoi.>>13379562
Beautiful.
Majestic
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That's top quality user.
Our city is ready. You might be wondering, "Why all the entertainment?" Well, it hinders religious attacks and the ORANGE FUCKS are religious. We might be able to pull this off.
It's perfect.
Let's get it GOING.
No you're fucking not.
IT WORKED YES.
Which one are we choosing?
all I can think of when I read
Man that pooper looks postively punished
Ideally we'd DEUS VULT and do both, but choose military and wipe out these fucks.
military
the gods(ufos) captured our brethen into the skies so we must take the war to them
the way of muh dik is a simple path, user. No need to complicate things.
Have a good mix.
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Our dear anthem. (No fucking idea how you would listen to it though.)
Another Orange city falls. I made the last city Military.
make all of the military
tbh
Having more options could help. Also you'll get to design some religious vehicles.
RELIGIOUS
DEUS VULT
DID YOU FUCKS EVEN READ THE LAST THREADS?!
WE ARE CONQUEROS, WE BOW TO NO GOD!
First odd decided it.
We take the Orange Capital next.
We are our own gods. The infidels must bow before us.
Um… Well, apparently. Red fucked Orange while we were busy with their other city. Orange is gone now…
Kill the reds for being killstealing bitches
So we dont need a religion, you complete retard.
What god worships itself?
Tank their asses in.
The Red Cunts will fall.
Red attempts to attack via sea. The IMPUDENCE.
DEUS VULT
No, dude
PENIS VULT
We are making head way.
It's about fucking TIME we won the Civ stage.
What should the design be?
For what ever reason if I imagine a penis vault I just think of the hand wall from labyrinth except with dicks.
space car
???
Are you just joining us?
DICK
The answer is always penis.
Makes sense.
Hydra dick
Now we're cooking with gas. Any suggestions on my gondola houses?
We've harkened back to our roots a bit. What do you think?
Need spikes in the part above the cockpit
Recognized. What else?
Paint it red cuz red goes fasta
TRIPS
Need to be black since we are black.
I dont think so.
Yeah, well fuck you. That's where the spikes are going unless you think of something better.
Oh, sorry I am sleep.
I meant as in I don't think there is much more to do.
Good. You know, it is late. Shall we resume our conquerings tomorrow? Part 4, space faring?
How about a cannon for the urethra?
The urethra is a jet engine, that's how I'm getting it to cum.
You are the one playing the game.
Wait, if the uretha is the engine how are we supposed to thrust into our enemies?
Yeah. Part 4 is going to be tomorrow morning. We're already buried under other posts.
We are fucking the wide open expanse of mother nature tomorrow. Tune in for Holla Forums plays Spore pt. 4!
Wot.
Nigger just use this thread tomorrow. It's not like it's going to be bumped off by other threads, we still have some threads from january for fuck's sake.
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wait for page 13 and 300+ posts.
don't post a new thread until these conditions are met