Tfw miami user

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Fitting.

Also, i'm an user from the Yukon and I don't watch the news. What exactly is happening in Florida?

This is what cumskins get for voting for Trump

God's giving Miami what it deserves.

one of the worst hurricanes in recorded history is going to give that state a well-needed pounding

Are you serious? One of the largest hurricanes ever recorded in the Atlantic is going to hit Florida in like three days. It's category 5.

Grandma Irma is punishing Florida

So a bunch of old people are going to die a little bit sooner than was expected?

That's a big storm

2 and possibly 3 giant fucking hurricanes hitting the gulf of mexico one after another.

UUUU

More importantly, old Jews
and a lot of faggots
Miama-Dade county voted mostly for Hilary.

If it reached cat 5 would you die?

Irma… What a nice German name. I see it's in Haiti right now? Any news/videos from there?>>13373535
PS op that vid isn't from Irma it's from China. I'm sure it will be much worse

god's not aiming right then

Yep, Joe Rogan was going around saying this was from Irma, but its not. The actual hurricane would probably pull that guy off the ground.

He's got a lot of work to do.

And yeah that video's from China.

if everyone in florida started digging a whole right now they could contain the flooding

A whole what?

Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. so you can prepare.

Dead serious though, if you don't have a gun, get one. Floridians are already batshit crazy, I can't imagine how bad the looting is going to be in the aftermath.

Why contain it?

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I hope it kills a shitload of boomers and jews

pre-order fallout 4 game of the year edition so you can be content knowing you made vidya great again by funding redpilled games as you die

Hissssssss! Irma has and will continue to ravage his seafront properties. No more double dippings of tropical delights for the sun in human flesh!

it will probably kill all the poor people who can't fly out like the spics and niggers

This derangement needs to be stopped.

I have to wonder why not San Francisco. Florida is not that good either but if you compare it to Commiefornia I'd rather have Irma wipe fucking Silicon Valley and San Crapshitco.

But Miami is crazy diverse, just like Houston.
How are le raciss Drumpf voters getting hurt?

So is Harvey worse than Irma or no?

its going hit half of cuba you leftist parasite

No but regardless my shed is gone and I made friends with a stop sign that decided to drop on in, to my house, through the window.
Even I wouldn't wish hurricane/flood death on my political adversaries.

Sucks for you faggots

Play Final Fantasy XV, get to the part where Leviathan attacks Altissia, stop and pray for the gods to let you live long enough for FFXV to come out on PC so you can sample the nude mods.

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I feel bad but why the fuck was he outside?

>Especially 2 for the nuclear situation

>Especially 2 for the nuclear situation
Not because there's about to be a fuckload of broken windows and dead people?

trying to hold his truck in place obviously, i ve seen the aftermath, nothing interesting really, just the guy dead on the floor, he probably suffocated to death

Evolution at its finest. Hope this retard didn't already pass on his genetics

I don't know, kinda looked like he was trying to take cover.
I don't really care what it looked like after. Poor dumb bastard, thats a shitty way to die. one of them anway.

Whenever bad shit is going down I play something simple and cozy, like M&B or Morrowind. You burgers are fucked. My condolences to your property.

>accidentally cause cat 6 hurricanes
World's best boogyman.

At least we aren't becoming a caliphate>>13373929

Ride a bike outta there brother. Come up here to the Georgia mountains where you'll be safe and ride out the rain with us Appalachia folk. Best hop to it soon, or you'll have to swim.

Chrono Trigger or Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. They're pretty short, you should be able to finish them before you die.

My grandparents are in Florida right now. My Grandpa could've got his damn eye surgery here in Winnipeg, but he just had to be stubborn enough to go out to fucking Florida right now of all times.

better spend your time with things of more importance user, like securing salvation

Florida has a lot of fugitives too.

It's a message, user.

Don't be a fucking pussy.

Do the rest of the state a favor and kill some haitians.
That's what you niggerfaggots get; god hates: cubans, haitians, and fags.
If the coast is most of Florida, sure.
90% of next to nothing isn't impressive, besides how could you tell?
Tactical nukes aren't that large and when you spread that out over an area the size of the storm it's almost meaningless.

Heavy Rain

It was a funny joke and all, but come on.

This is a reminder that if a natural disaster is heading your way you get the hell out of Dodge before the official warning goes out.

What? If it hits a nuclear power plant you're at risk of a core(s) failing and melting down.

Play dead effect

I didn't realize eastern europe was becoming a caliphate.

Pokemon Sapphire

Also good luck user.

am i supposed to feel sorry for people who made the conscious choice to live near the sea where there's more natural disasters than anywhere else that have been recorded for thousands of years?
i mean how can you live next to the sea and not expect for this to happen? you wanted this

great idea, actually, considering OP is from miami and most likely a shitskin beaner with an 80 IQ. that's the perfect audience for the game

The power plant has nothing to do with how much energy the storm has. That plant wont melt down, btw.

Here's the (You) that you desperately crave, sage user.

everything i said is fact, i know a polish guy that owned the game in english when he was 8, didn't speak a single word of english. still 100% completed it. it's the most pathetic franchise there is

You lucky bastard. I wish I could live as far North as you.

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Disaster Report. It's actually pretty good.

I thought he was making a joke about how the hurricane will harvest the power of the power plant and you were going with another direction with it. I haven't been keeping up with the news beyond where the hurricane's at. Have they been saying "POWER OF A BOMB" on the news?

Guitar Hero 3

We gotta get a grip. Lest everything become dust.
Now you know why the song that plays after levels is called Dust

GUYS I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE HURRICANE
FUCKING HELL I WANNA SEE POZZED NIGGERS FLYING AND HITTING BUILDINGS, LEAVING A BLOODY STREAK ALL OVER WINDOWS ONLY FOR THE INTENSE WATER JETSE TO CLEAN IT ALL OFF.
WE SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS "Hurricane Mateen" IT'S SO GOOD.

I wouldn't have believed you before Gen 6, but now you're 100% right.

The song was released with that title 3 years before the second game came out.

I'd love it if it destroyed Miami then broke up. Assholes keep us from having constitutional open and concealed carry.

Don't forget to record it.

I will!

Aeolus & Poseidon can have Wynwood though that place is mini San Fagsico.

No everyone is comparing it to a slow Hurricane Andrew. There was muslim nutjob at Miami International Airport though.
local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/authorities-deal-with-security-incident-at-miami-international-airport

I'm a bean and I couldn't be happier.
There is no fury like Natureth fury

Holy shit, 5 minutes without activity. Nearly 10.
I think this is the slowest Holla Forums has been in months, even years.

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where is belka

I will need a new vidya partner soon wont I?

This. Fap to mother Mary porn OP.

Forgot pic.

If hes hunkered down there ain't no point in leaving given if it is as bad as they say its gonna be.

Pretty sure at this point we've angered the gods.

*non-whites
Have angered the gods, user. Nonwhites, have angered he gods.

time to learn the mind game
>encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ulillillia#Mind_Game

Well at least I found an octagon.

Irma.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGEE NIGGERCANE NIGGERCANE NIGGACANE NIGGACANE NIGGACANE NIGGACANE

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Please survive Florida anons….

FLORIDA ANONS ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!

Mexico just had an 8.0 earthquake with a Tsunami confirmed. More spics will die before the week is through.

What the actual fuck is going on?

good

retards live on the coastline even though history has told them thousands of times it's dangerous. they wanted this. i feel zero pity.
"hey don't walk into that radiation, you'll die. maybe not tomorrow or twelve years from now even, but it will get you eventually."
"but it's pretty, i want to live there"
fuck these retards

I have no fucking idea. It doesn't even seem real.. but then again, I'm landlocked for hundreds of miles, so none of this shit will hit me.. Though we'll probably start getting tornadoes at this rate.

Fun fact: The exact area I'm living in right now was completely leveled by tornadoes about 60 years ago. There hasn't been another incident like that since, but now the area is more built up and populated than ever.

If you own guns, hide them somewhere safe.
After Katrina, the police went building to building illegally looting every gun they could find and never returned them.
In the US Virgin Islands right now, they've just been given the go-ahead to use the destruction and confusion as a cover to mass-confiscate all firearms following Irma.

I say this as a concerned fence-shitter who doesn't believe people should own guns - protect your fucking guns. I don't think people should really have them, but they're yours and fuck anybody who thinks that "shouldn't have" is the same as "mustn't have".

Yer a faggot.
t. user who hates what Holla Forums became over the course of election season

[Citation Needed]
The exact same epicenter had two earthquakes in the last two days at a magnitude in the 4s and nothing happened.

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hur dur Nibiru is causing it you didn't listen

How can anyone be that fucking stupid?

By being a negress.

I just think guns are shitty. I'd much rather people disembowel each other with knives face-to-face. Guns are the casual phone games of weapons.
That's also why I say that people shouldn't let their guns be taken away from them - I understand the reality that criminals can never be disarmed in any reasonable sense. Disarming your populace is the same as tying them down and letting the lawless hordes loose on your own citizens.
If guns could be magically erased from the world, then I'd say let's do it. Since they can't, I still don't like them but too bad for me because they sure are necessary.

It's really bizarre for me to watch this shift, as someone who was definitely "left" for most of my life and am now in a kind of no-man's-land. My views are too "radically conservative" for the left to tolerate me, and my views are too "homosexually liberal" for the right to tolerate me. The fence is all I have.
But from the vantage point of this fence, I can watch the left devour itself with so much gusto that you'd swear they were doing it on purpose - and it's pretty funny.

It's gonna take more than a little rain to kill us. We adapt. Pics related, it'll be Orlando in a few days.

A hurricane is going to turn everyone into furfags?

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You want to talk stupid, apparently "thousands" of witches are casting spells on Trump.
Also the Temple of Satan… who are atheists.

Oh god what the hell angered god this badly?

How can you fuck up this bad?

Specifically? No fucking clue.
Generally? Basically everything.

The world was going fine for a few hundred years there. The 90s was god damn paradise - a sun drenched party with no end - at least in the US. I'm not even going to go into conspiracy theory bullshit, but starting on 9/11/2001 everything started turning sour.
Then sometime in mid-2007, the world tilted into a tailspin that's only accelerated as time progressed.

We are living in a period of absolute chaos, and I honestly don't know what's a more terrifying thought: that somebody is carefully manipulating the world to affect this outcome - or that nobody's in control at all and entropy finally caught up with modern civilization.

Nigger like 20 days ago a black sun literally bisected America in half.

This is literally because of magic.

Play with yourself and die cummin' hard

Would you pussies get the fuck out of my state? Hurricane weather is the comfiest and also the best to go surfing. God I'm getting tired of your fags, everything is built to withstand these winds, only shacks are getting demolished. Also flooding? Fucking LO, there won't be any flooding. Beat it pussies.

no better than SJWs

There has to be 1 specific event that turned the world on its head. Maybe (((they))) finally summoned some demon or did something that angered god so much that he is trying to go salted earth on america.

Multiple X-class CMEs. They directly influence weather and earthquake activity. We've got at least one more hitting us still, so shit ain't over.

Sounds terrible.

You are my nigga. People are panicking like it's the end of days, but I'm looking forward to it. I get some kind of peace in the middle of a heavy storm. I'd want heavy storms a lot more frequently, if it didn't also mean a high chance of losing power.

I know right, what the fuck is the big deal? Flooding is like a bigass waterpark. Just bring an inflatable tube around and ride around like the lazy river rides. I live in Ohio and we have this place called Kalahari with a bigass indoor waterpark. If we had floods here we wouldn't need to spend money going there. I could just sit at home all day and be comfy playing vidya and falling asleep from floating on my tube. No retarded ass kids splashing you in the face.

What would God's Fursona be?

Also if you're worried about winds just get an umbrella and fly around like Mary Poppins, that'll be fucking awesome.

Amazing blog

Fallout of course, since it will acclimate you to your new surroundings.

It's clearly high-energy laser blasts being fired from co-opted Reagan-era "Star Wars" prototype satellites with the purpose of creating carefully targeted artificial natural disasters.
At first I thought it was the Black Knight, but it never passes directly between the Earth and the Sun.

I heard someone on the radio claim police are or will be Baker Act'ing homeless people who don't want to go to shelters voluntarily. Why?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Mental_Health_Act

Heh, doubtful. I had family involved in the Star Wars project and it was a lot of nothing in the long run, no way it had power enough for that. It was meant to damage guidance fins/systems and not outright obliterate missiles, it wasn't very good at that either.

Because people who don't have to interact with them think that they're worth saving. The cops themselves probably don't care. I don't know about the rest of the country, but the homeless people I've met in the Central Florida area are homeless for very good reasons. This artist's work is one of the only things comfy enough to make me not mad about it.

To be fair, america lost all sense of a sane left. The left should be about protecting workers and force big businesses to follow ethics, not screech about how white men can't be poor.

That's what I always thought the left was about when I considered myself a part of it. Suddenly it was about the most vile shit imaginable - or maybe I was just suddenly aware of it. I don't know, I still have to think about it more and try to work out what the absolute fuck even happened over the past decade.

you were definitely just recently made aware of it. Liberals have always been this way, that's why they've been the butt of conservative academic and TV show hosts for the past several decades

Although in fairness I don't think it was until Obama became president that the democrats poisoned their voter base with these people en mass. Before Obama the Democratic party was still fairly sane, during the Bill Clinton years anyways. then they realized they could race-bait to get a president in and it all went downhill from there. I remember back then democrats would always boast that they had the most educated people on their side. And I don't doubt that could've been true back then, but today? Today is a very different picture.

I want this in my fucking video game

Nukomasu a best

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Someday, user. I'm very impatiently waiting on myself to become good enough to pull it off. I want to just like make the comfy amphibious urban setting game like you wouldn't believe.

>tfw no nun gf

This is what you miamifags deserve for being godless heathens and playing host to all the spics.

t. naplesfag

Everyone here is panicking, but I'm finding it difficult to give a fuck. Starting tomorrow morning, I'll be getting fucked up on Ambien and Oxy until it's all over. If the hurricane destroys my shit, I'll just eat a bullet and go out happy. If it doesn't, well that's okay too. Why worry?

Glourious sealand!

Is Jew York going to get hit?

Giant kaiju are rising up from the earth and we are in the midst of a survival game.

Sonic Adventure, of course!

If anything this hurricane will solidfy Florida as a Red State

Just think of all the cocaine that is going to be shot up into the clouds when it hits Miami.

man coke rofl

Imagine all the faggots trying to fuck in the floods

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i wanna fuck that hurricane. does anyone know a good monster girl doujin featuring a loli hurricane?

Truly, suffering is the measure of all things. I pray to God to wake me from this nightmare.

wrong

actually

Sounds good aim for me user. Burger land needs to collapse worst than Argentina and start from scratch again

I though Hollywood was in California.

one week, you had one entire week to get out of there, but as every retard you had to wait until the last moment, enjoy your weather.

I imagine storms are a little too lumpy to be lolis.

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Delete this.

It has NEVER been about that.

Where did workers' rights originally come from? Oh, right, Friedrich Krupp AG.

that real neat

STALKER SoC then CoP. If you still have time after that, either Clear Sky or the Metro games. I hope you'll be okay. Good luck.

Do you mean the Satanic Temple? I haven't heard anything about that, but they're a bunch of SJWs who formed their own church when they got butthurt that the Church of Satan was being too mean and wasn't jamming politics into everything, so it wouldn't surprise me if they did something retarded like that. If you're talking about the Church of Satan, them being anti-Trump was just a forced meme.

If it's any consolation, I don't think there were lava flows in Pompeii. Most of the deaths were being entombed in ash or struck by debris.

Thicc

get a boat

Rest in benis, miami user.

that sounds absolutely horrifying.

Leftism has always been insane.

from the sounds of it the hurricane may lose a lot of its strength before even reaching Florida.

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sounds like subversion to me but everyone wants to forget that and i wonder whos behind it all.

Why can't all natural disasters just decide to go after California? No one would care if that shithole sunk into the ocean.

It's a retarded way to die because who the fuck thinks they can hold the weight of a truck being ravaged by a hurricane? How do you do that and not forsee your own death?

Feels pretty fucking bad.

How do you live with such cognitive dissonance?

All the retard is concentrated into one place, if that one place is attacked then the retard would spread all across the land

Stop.

Welcome to lefttism, it always used ladders and inconsistencies to lever itself among the people.
Subversion is a hell of a drug.

Comparing shitty video games to a tool that can mean the different between life and death is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard. You truly are a faggot.
Do us all a favor and commit seppuku.

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As a right winger I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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B I G T O T S

That reminds me, is Ohio user here? Will there be any Hurricane Irma porn?

I never asked for this fetish.

thousands will die but at least we'll get some good porn out of it.

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holy fuck im hard now

well now i have a hurricane fetish

Seconding this because this redditor forgot to sage.

cold waters decreases the hurricane power, now that give me an idea of an small game where you control an hurricane and you have to move it arround from changing warm water areas, avoid cold water areas and also try to hit settlements

So is that a no?

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I understand that there's a difference between the way I want the world to be, and the way the world actually is. I don't have to abandon my ideals just because I understand that they're impossible.
I realize the world is irredeemable shit and is better off just getting nuked into oblivion and sterilized of all life, but it's more fun to pretend that someday something nice will happen.

I guess that fits the definition of cognitive dissonance, probably. Another example of my liberal cognitive dissonance: I'm totally fine with fags existing and living their lives provided they don't infringe upon the rights of others, but I also recognize that homosexuality is some form of abnormality or defect that should ultimately be cured from the species one way or another - and as a left-leaner I'd prefer some kind of screening and eugenics to prevent homosexuality rather than rounding them up and gassing them all. Unless homosexuality being genetic is really just a ruse, in which case the root cause of entrained homosexuality needs to be rooted out of all cultures. Not because it's particularly harmful, but because it serves no practical purpose.

I know liberal types like me aren't well liked around these parts, but I'm okay with that. I find conservatism refreshingly practical lately anyway.

You sound more like a right-wing atheist/nihilist with a few scattered leftist emotions still clinging to you after you realized the truth of things
but not all truth

Thanks for all the climate change, capitalism!

-500/10

You sound like the average americuck who thinks his safe mainstream opinions are somehow bold and daring.

Facts hurt.

-600/10

You realize that faggotry has nothing to do with genetics, right?

I bet she's amazing at blowing.

Absolutely destroyed. I love it.

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B-b-but scary word!

I don't realize that, no. I'd like to, if I can find some incontrovertible evidence for that somewhere.
Disinformation outnumbers information by an enormous degree, so honestly it's hard to believe that reality is even real anymore.
If it's genetic - eugenics is the solution and honestly why the fuck are we not doing eugenics anyway that shit is dope.
If it's socialized - who the fuck knows then, maybe some form of deprogramming or re-education would be helpful. Straight up brainwashing maybe. It'd have to be consensual in the US though, because Americans have rights - even the ones that fuck each others' butts - and rights trump feelings.

Talking about it is mostly just for giggles, though. There's no solutions to anything. It's all fucked. Everything's fucked forever and there's no way back.

If you haven't played it yet, Sonic Mania's denuvo was cracked and the game itself is damn good
fuck the spiderbot boss though

Doctor.

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL

You sound like a pot calling the kettle black

Pavel, I'm CIA

Then shut the fuck up about things you don’t understand. massresistance.org/docs/gen/08a/born_gay_hoax/TheBornGayHoax.pdf

If homosexuality is comparable to infertility, then it is a disability.
If homosexuality is comparable to straight people engaging in oral sex, then it is a fetish.
If homosexuality is comparable to friendships with the same gender, why do they have sex?
If homosexuality is safe, why do homosexuals spread the most STDs and literally tear apart each others’ sphincters?
If homosexuality is a valid means of romantic bonding, why does nature disallow them reproduction?
If homosexual “love” is as pure as natural love, why are gays so much more promiscuous?
If there is nothing inherently wrong with being a homosexual, why would an entirely homosexual society cease to exist beyond a single generation? Degenerates and liberals will take you on a wild chase through fallacious logic and appeals to emotion, but at the end of the day, the truth has always been our very first thought as children when we saw gays.
ERROR.
Errors occur in nature all the time, and homosexuality is a perfect example of error. Somewhere in the brain of every homosexual a critical error has occurred. In what other situation is an error encouraged or rewarded as it is in homosexuality in today’s media? You may ask yourself how this error affects you. The answer is simple. Homosexuality, despite what you are told to believe, can be indoctrinated. Why do you think the rate of children who “turn out” gay skyrockets in the presence of gay “parents”?

Good. t. Hillsborough user

Question to americans that live in such areas that are hit by thunderstorms

WHY DO YOU BUILD YOUR FUCKING HOUSE OUT OF FUCKING WOOD
WOOD

Why not beton?

probably there's no american version of three little pigs

I refuse. I didn't put forth a claim one way or the other, I stated quite clearly that I was unsure of its true nature.
Maybe you should choke on a bag of aids-riddled homo-cock, user.

But thanks for the info, it'll be an interesting read.

Will Florida add much on to it?

So, when she drops in category, does she turn back into a loli at the tropical storm state? Or does she just lose the weight and becomes more and more fit?

Because the part that gets torn off in hurricane winds is the roof, which is framed with wood no matter what your house is made of.

It is parasitic. Gay is a plague. You may already have it and you don't even know! SPOOKY!

We are retarded and don't actually know how to build anything while pretending we are the best builders in the world. Our country is literally falling apart because our stuff was built poorly and nobody wants to spend money to replace anything, leaving it all on life support until a disaster occurs. I would like to say natural disasters like this are a godsend for us as it gives us a chance to build better, but we wont cause we cant learn either.

I wonder if his pickup line was "would Koko like a banana?"

Yeah, satanic temple was the one.
>>>Holla Forums10569047

I guess the west coast is having wildfire problems because they voted Hillary. :^)

You sound like a very unstable person. Maybe you should worry about yourself first before you worry too much about the world.

You should fuck his brains out, user.

or should he be fucking his brains in?

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL

First idea's cuter

Checkmate, carfags

SFV

DRLORTMPFF SUPPORTERS LITERALLY BTFO

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR ELECTING DTRORPF

two scoops

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Thats a good suggestion. user will no longer be afraid of death, he'll welcome it.

GOOD, FUCK FLORIDA

I heard Ronald Dumph cured cancer.
BUT HE DIDN'T CURE MALARIA AND AIDS

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL

Two scoops?! TWO????

FUCKING DLOORMTPFF

AAAAAAARARGBGWAGBHLWRAAAAAH

Is Irma slimming down?

But he's known for using the Dragon Punch on Sagat.

Lmao do you even play street fighter? He is known for using the kamehameha on luffy

You fucking retard, the kamehameha is from Dragon Maid and Luffy is a Pokemon, that's two completely different video games!

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Good luck user, hopefully you move somewhere that isn't under threat of some kind of divine punishment at all times once this is over

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Do you want to double-check the map?

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So at this rate, how much longer until the US becomes Yugoslavia 2.0 and erupts into everyone shooting each other.

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Fuck off Jennifer

Considerably lower than you might think there are fewer commies going around than they would like you to believe

trump will win again because Florida will no longer be at risk of being blue along with the rest of the area the hurricanes hit.
cause you guessed it the boarders of the united states are in the authority of ice and when all the illegals don't have anywhere to live they will be deported when they come to get gibs.
I do wonder how the daca thing will go.

isnt this the same shit that biblefags say about faggots?

>TFW Irma's hitting Central Florida on Sunday
>TFW you live in Central Florida and your house won't survive a Cat 4

Based anti racist pagan.

I hope you're ready to meet your waifu in the afterlife.

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL

Isn't the United States power grid actual trash? Like, hit a few key zones go and things go to hell?

Chie is in hell

I will be moving over to a friend's house that will survive a Cat 4 user, so I will be okay.
I feel sorry for my neighbors that are VERY UNPREPARED.

What if 8ff794's waifu isn't Chie?

Really I'm worried about my parents but I couldn't give less of a fuck about that mosquito ridden swamp.

Mine isn't

Yes. We cannot into infrastructure.

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Every P4 girl belongs in the trashcan, so I don't think he's escaping that fate.

It's not supposed to make landfall until tomorrow evening at the earliest.

Miami probably should've built their homoerotic discotecas in concrete then kek

Wtf I love hurricanes now

HNNNNNNGH

user hold me.

If i actually die in the storm i just want to say i love most of you Holla Forums, /bbbb/ and /r9k/. You bad goys are the best of internet stranger friends an autist like me could have

I hope you all realize that once it makes landfall everything from central to northern Florida is only going to face

It's mostly media hype riding on the coattails of harvey and the batshit insanity it did. Or more importantly, the massive sales boost to retailers as everyone bought out TONS of fucking food and water.

Irma seems to be running traditional which means one hell of an impact and then nothing as it goes inland and breaks apart. I'd have to get some weatherfag to get the pressure charts or whatever to know for sure though. Odds are unless you live right on the coastline in a beachfront property (why you retard) you'll be fine unless it does something like drop random shit on your roof.

Most of them have also never been in a hurricane. The only people actually at risk are the ones living in shoddy houses.

I was just in Hialeah a couple hours ago. OP is full of shit. Everything's closed but otherwise nothing's happening.

Well that and Rick Scott grandstanding in preparation for his senate race. Beachfront homes are going to need some repairs but other than that everything will be fine.

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Play Joint Ops weekend with anons during the Eye of the Storm :^)

normalfagS GET OUT OF MY STATE

Im doubting that it will kill us all because she only apparently killed 12 people in the Caribbean and compare those shitty islands to our peninsula. I actually think were going to live but towns and communities are still going to get fucked up.

We are going to make it fellow florida anons, Irma can suck and blow on my cock for all I care

I cast "Gust of Wind".

They're trying. They're stuck in traffic and liable to die of heat stroke as they roast in the sun. Good thing Irma is coming to cool them off with a bunch of water right?

Also that path is no cause for alarm like I posted earlier it's gonna just have a hard impact and drop off almost instantly as the eye makes landfall. You're not getting a Harvey so just hunker down and get your things off the ground if you're in a floodzone or it might get ruined by water damage if you get water in the house.

Seriously that Rick fucker is going to get more people killed scaring them than Irma would legit kill on it's own. Make sure he don't live that down

ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL

How many times a year are we doing this song and dance? We get 3 cat2-3 hurricanes every damn year, hell at this point nobody I know even acknowledges that we're susceptible to hurricanes anymore. Shit homeowner's insurance requires your homes to be built to withstand 130mph winds. At least in Jacksonville that's the HOI requirements, and we don't even get hurricanes exceeding 50mph.

Yup Houston is the same way, only reason things went to shit here is Harvey literally squatted on us and pissed for half a week straight defying all logic and statistical odds in the process. So unless Irma decides to stick around and give you a golden shower this won't be shit and it's all classic scaremongering by paid off shills hyping up retail sales and an absolute shit stain of a politician cashing in on the fear for his bid later.

Damn that fizzled out fast. I was almost excited.

No, user. Residential building code is this low tech on purpose. Each home must be able to be burnt to the ground, hence the need for wood. Do you see apartments or commercial buildings using wood? Why be able to burn houses down? The answer, my friend, can be found at your local masonic lodge.
Seriously, user. Buy an empty lot and try to build a house using concrete and rebar, see how fast your shit will be fucked my shriner sodomites

user I have drainage gates on parts of the road where i live, no matter how hard it rains, water always sinks into there, so its practically impossible to flood my area unless if the hurricane can somehow flood the entire sewer too. Which WILL NOT happen. Hopefully The worst we ever get is extremely heavy rain mixed in with hail half the size of golf balls. Somehow no cars or houses was damaged but gates, fences, awnings, plastic decorations and wood structures all got fucked, mostly because of the hail.

If I was California then I would be very worried.

All the time, and I lived in one for a bit. Structure was just beams and plywood some bricks added to the exterior for looks and nothing more.

Cheap buildings/contractors have always been a thing user. Matchstick buildings are usually money laundering efforts. Just look at your state's building codes, the board overseeing said codes, and connect the dots between board members and masons.

you don't want to make a building taller than 3-4 stories out of wood

Moron
t. Tampa user

Isn't it just cheap to do it that way? Not really a grand evil scheme sort of thing, just the regular kind.

The burning houses down is a real thing. As far as cost is concerned, wood isnt the cheapest building material, assuming youre using lumber and not chink plywood. You also have to take the contractee's wishes in terms of form vs function, but that is case by case. Still would love to see an user try to make a house out of concrete and rebar. No sodomy loving mason would let that fly.

Most houses around here are made of outer walls of cinderblock, rebar, concrete.
Interior usually uses metal stud work.
The only real wooden spot is the roof itself and that has a whole set of various ties and shit it has to be secured down with to be to code.

Ohio user here too, you live in Erie County or nearby? Im from Sandusky and work at Kalahari

Yup. It's far cheaper to make a house out of wood, or to even just make the internal frame wood. It is getting more and more common to make houses using concrete, though.

What, you think places that flood don't have any drainage systems? Storm drains are common, but they're not made to withstand several days of heavy rain such as a stalled tropical system brings. Fortunately Irma looks like she'll just skip merrily up into Georgia pretty quickly, and maybe cause some flooding up there instead.

More variety isn't going to solve the obsession with adverbs, just make it fancier.

i honestly and no joking thought the first image was wayne's world cosplay

Puerto Rico user here, you'll live unless you live in a house made out of wood and drywall, then may God have mercy on your soul

PARTY TIME
EXCELLENT

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I'll be streaming the hurricane.

twitch.tv/binaryghosts

just a webcam pointed out my window.

no, mahoning.

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