your heart felt good
it was drippin' pitch and made of wood
and your hands and knees
felt cold and wet on the grass to me
outside naked, shiverin' looking blue
from the cold sunlight that's reflected off the moon
baby come angels fly around you, reminding you we used to be three and not just two
and that's how the world began
and that's how the world will end
sure if you're a fan of dicks in every orifice.
Need alcohol, later cup.
see ya bambi.
Pfft.
Fiiiine.
IT'S WRITTEN BY GEN UROBUCHI, THE SAME GUY BEHIND PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA, FATE/ZERO, AND SAYA NO UTA.
You're so lucky i'm around.
Good. Don't make me beat you.
which are all literal garbage. well done proving my point you cock gobbler.
is that what this is?
It must be great for you to have such shit tastes.
Like, unironically watching Two and Half Men tier tastes.
I'm too cute to beat up.
actually modoka magica is like one of my all time favorite animes.
What else would it be?
torture?
I don't think that's how it works.
And then Rebellion ruined everything.
Then the however many spinoff mangas and rewrites pissed on the grave.
never seen any of that shit and I never plan to. the anime is perfect exactly as it is and any more or less would ruin it.
Michelle Obama and Ellen are serving Franzia from inside a CVS lmao
Tell me how it works.
If it is then this is the easiest torture of my life.
too american
My favourite anime is Initial D because physics
felix thread on Holla Forums. good shit.
I think people just beat randoms or their significant others because they're emasculated.
It's probably for the best.
It's the equivalent of reading fanfiction.
...
Is that why you want to beat children and threaten me with beatings all the time?
I wanna fuck the cat boy, okay?
like the new harry potter abortion "play"
we all do.
I just use it as a 50s term of endearment.
He really doesn't have very much art of him though.
Felix is the worst Zero.
something something living in the past
some good stuff though.
I'd love to live in the 50s because I'm a white male.
...
...
Its not good enough though.
nothing is ever enough.
...
I like the dresses^^
And being a housewaifu
And being beaten
but that's what I posted
...
You have no idea.
I'm pretty sure I have at least exactly as much of an idea as you. if not more.
chips n salsa*
those would be nice too. gimme.
nuuuuuu
when I blew out the candles on the cake, I got all of them and my sister was like "you have nooo boyfriends" and started laughing like a loon and I was smiling on the outside and dying on the inside.
how can I know for sure?
literally not possible sooo
wat
I didnt get a cake.
maybe next year.
I hope not ^~^
I know, understanding my pain isn't something any one human can do.
But if was the 50s you'd be like under John Money who forced his patients to molest their siblings.
That is a dude.
this message could mean many things. hmm.
go listen to linkin park or something you literal thirteen year old.
Black veil brides*
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Under?
Also I don't know who that is.
I don't usually like cake.
Can't turn back now.
He was the guy who started the whole "gender is a social construct, maaan" thing.
He also forced adolescents into sexual acts.
And said there's nothing wrong with pedophilia.
He's the guy who made up transgender.
not even ice cream cake?
Also, he was the only psychologist who'd even suggest transitioning.
So if you wanted to, you'd have to be under such a creepy individual who would probably force you to have sex with a brother at a young.
fucking puffs
I refuse to listen to such paltry trash.
And proving your ignorance.
there's far too much good music out there to bother wasting time on a band like bvb.
k
Not really. I'd rather get like a frappe or something.
oh, well then I hope you get that.
You just aren't emo enough.
He's emo as fuck.
It's a little early to start thinking about birthday treats now, don't you think?
emo is for thirteen year olds who think they're "deep"
what I am is clinically depressed.
never too early, maddie. plus if you buy one early I promise not to tell.
I really should try not spending the money I don't have tbh
af*
so you're goth
You even have the long metal hair.
All you need to do is dye and black and adorn yourself with clown thick eyeliner.
*dye it black
sure sure, but the point is you can buy "birthday" treats any time and no one has to know it's not your birthday.
yeah and if I did that you could call me emo, but my hair is perfect so I won't be doing that.
I really don't care what you call it.
I see a red head and I want to dye it black.
I'll just call you a cunt then.
...
That's true.
*boicunt
this was a good post.
works for me.
wow.
everything I say is.
When I was
I really don't care what you think about it.
You're a good post.
I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care.
also.
well nobody cares. well nobody cares. does anyone care? if nobody cares.
why thank you rin.
what's up?
I don't care that you don't care about me nothing that you don't care about me not caring.
Don't know what feats I want to take, or mantles, or powers.
So far so good, yup^^
mine were song lyrics. I win.
you've been agonizing over this for a while. did you try a pros and cons list?
validation!
I don't care if you win, I'll just carve another song into my wrist.
gotta be running out of room at this point, eh?
That's the name of the comic I read all of last night haha
whoops.
oh. I see.
Anytime you use that avatar, I just think of Grim.
it was mine first you dick.
Most feats generally suck anyway.
Mantles and Powers I feel pretty solid on, since the ones I chose will give me more survivability, or let me hit more consistently.
Plus my one gives me weapon focus for free with any weapon of my choice.
Which, incidentally, Unarmed Strike is my weapon of choice.
If I redo everything, and take Ardent first, I might be able to start with Tashalatora, though.
Which would let me make that my first level feat, and then agonize over the rest later.
But I lose... 6 skillpoints doing that, I think?
It was mine first you dick
I've still got a lot of free space.
But he kept getting uncontrollable erections about you when you post with it.
He's had it since like 2011.
He beats you.
He beats her alright. :^)
well how vital are those skill points? if you can get your ideal build as fast as possible why would you worry about a few skill points here or there?
you just stole my folder from me!
then you're clearly not very emo.
that's true. I bet he's lurking right now and jacking it while angrily denying he likes pokemon.
she literally has my folder. I gave it to her a while ago.
rin ffs
Nobody gets my sarcasm :(
it made me smile a little.
Your folders get shared more than your asshole.
Right, I was scene.
You should smile more ;p
I don't really have that weird thing a lot of people have where they refuse to ever share their folders.
you were and are a poser.
wow. is this street harassment? I'm calling the police.
An angry old man scowl is the only expression he can make.
His face is stuck like that.
he should smiles more
I do what I like.
I'm too lazy to actually upload anything.
if you're not conforming how will everyone know how unique you are?
yeah, that part of it is a bitch. I have dropbox though so it's just super easy.
Because Tashalatora is functionally useless until, like, level 4 or 5.
But if I don't do the rebuilt and start Monk first, then I won't be able to take Tashalatora until levle 6, and my UAS damage will stay 1d6 until then.
It's really a question of how useful it'll be to get it now, rather than later.
Y-yeah, put me in cuffs.
:|
Like this?
I just use Google Drive since it's easier to transfer stuff between phone and computer that way.
Face makeup
gotcha. well I don't play this kind of thing so I haven't the slightest clue. but I'm sure you'll figure it out.
is it okay that they are fuzzy?
I should look into that.
I hear doing yourself up like a clown is all the rage with the autistic crowd. I think they call themselves juggalos or something?
Like this.
OMG THEY'LL MATCH MY NEW POM POM KEYCHAIN
that keychain will be confiscated in the strip search, I'm sure.
Isn't your email a Gmail already?
The thing about it is that at Ardent 2 I can chose my third Mantle, which'll depend entirely on party comp.
Right now I'm kind of trying to build myself as a front liner.
Maybe I should spend my early feats to change all my saves to Will.
:(
yeah. but I've never used google drive. hence the "look into it"
I'm gonna be Andy sixx for spook day.
Found a better picture of cupcake irl.
you'll get it back if you're good.
so shouldn't you check with your party to see what they're all doing?
literally what is that
other one was better.
...
I dunno. seems like a lot of steps.
...
It's better about how OLD you are.
looks like a literal autist.
it's not about how old you are it's about how old you feel. and I feel dead inside
When am I anything but good~?
same
when you're bad on purpose so you can get punished. don't think I don't know what you're up to.
well then that's perfect.
...
I'm not up to anything!!!
g-grim-sama, what are we going to do on the bed?
hmm...I've got my eye on you, missy.
I didn't save that one.
I'm gonna paint my nails black and then dye my hair black.
who's folder is it from?
the only thing surprising about this is that you haven't already.
In theory.
But I might not even find out what they're playing until day 1.
It's just a crop from one of the AX ones.
There's was one where he was lustfully looking at monsterkitten on the bed all gay like.
I thought that was the one you were talking about.
Well this is a good excuse for me.
Y-you do?
this seems like poor planning, to be honest.
oh, no I was just following up the way I'm sure lurking grim needed so he could finish.
gud4u
yup. both of 'em, actually.
Also,
*whose
that's the possessive?
thx >~
...
:O
your personality just snaps all over the spectrum, doesn't it?
I forget sometimes about words that have the possessive as something other than 's because the word in question needs that spelling for its contraction. like [it's its].
swiggity swooty.
N-no :3
...
...
:3
how's the tail been treating you?
I haven't used it since last time :/
Still gotta get the collar to complete the look
always next birthday if you haven't by then.
ITS TOO EARLY TO THINK ABOUT BIRFDAY STUFFS
yeah but you're doing it anyway.
Well, NOW I am. A little.
you're also thinking some other stuff. wow maddie. lewd.
Stahp inceptioning me x////x
but it's so much fun. and so easy
...
...
I know one is a Binder/Warmage.
Which is a similar front-liner roll as what I'm building into mine, I think, if I remember those classes right.
help
[22:08:58.080] Initializing Force Feedback
[22:08:58.080] Error 800700aa
[22:08:58.080] HWND 000000000021020A
Yup. I'm easy.
well that's a start at least. can you synergize at all with that?
I was tempted to make that joke but you're actually kind of not.
Presently?
Only if he uses a weapon and can't get an enhancement bonus on it himself.
ok
oh well, synergy if for nerds anyway.
That hurt my feeler, Cupcake.
...
well I'm sorry. it wasn't meant to be offensive. I meant that you're a complicated individual. which isn't a bad thing.
I want a cigarette.
forbidden.
...
Psionic buffs are mostly personal, actually.
so I'm not sure there's much I can do to synergize with anyone, besides just choose damage they resist.
You can't be the same person to bust up my feelers AND forbid my shitty coping mechanisms.
but I didn't mean to do that and I apologized. and smoking is bad for you. plus too expensive.
well shit.
UGH I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm always right.
most interesting.
You can get pregnant soon!
I miss smoking. I miss it pretty bad.
But it isn't worth it.
Financially and health wise.
the waifu age is upon us
finally all my dreams will come true
plumber snake.png
but the sperm must be 2D for that
I hope for you it's a girl so she can do your hair
parthenogenisis is when an egg splits without sperm
all they've done is taken one of those and then injected sperm into it after it split a few times
that's literally nothing to do with men having babies
that would honestly be adorable.
oh thanks reddit
but girls also are worse teens I heard
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The most satisfying feeling I have felt in such along time, was sitting in the sun, at 7am, at the Leeds Festival, cigarette in one hand, beer in the other, just breathing in life.
Amazing.
Its a shame, really.
I'll just kick her out when she turns 13 and get another one.
But you know what. As cool as cigarettes and smoking look and feel. It really isn't cool to succumb and die from the effects of cigarettes.
yea aint it cool how life is only bearable when you're pumping yer body full of chemicals and not sober
i'll show you a snake
it's only a matter of time until I can cum directly into my computer or something
I mean. At the end of the day it is your free democratic right to wreck your body in whatever way you feel fit. Just my opinion famamalam
beset upon snake.png.
That amazing mechanism the brain has for denial. It is futher aided by substances.
Thanks Scoots.
but the daddy issues aren't great
I bet Japan is on it
I won't let her get attached. it'll be strictly for hair brushing purposes.
Thanks Welma. Call it high horsey. But I have my raisins.
If you wanna smoke. Go for it.
Just remember. The risks. The highly probable risks.
this is still my favorite one
it even rhymes
and it's cute
that part of my brain is fucking overworked to death, scoots
tis amazing indeed
I will literally sell all of my possessions and be homeless in japan just to fuck a 2d girl once
yeah this one is a great one.
that'll still have daddy issues silly
if I draw one on paper and let you get on with that can I get the money?
that sounds like something that will be their problem, not mine.
No, I mean thanks for getting that idea out of my head.
she comes back to haunt you!
that's the entire thing.
boys don't do that
I gotta get ready for work. I think it's gonna rain on me tonight ugh
I need to get over my illness asap. I have two freshly unopened bottles of rum to demolish and send my demons screaming.
Oh good. FYI someone I support at work, a chain smoker, they had half of their lung cut out over the weekend because of smoking related cancer.
And today when working with them they continued to chain smoke.
I suppose it couldn't possibly do any more harm.
But still.
then I'll just get a boy, dress them like a girl, and make him brush my hair.
bye maddie. have a nice shift.
Post the "piece of human garbage.webm".
suuure
that'll.. work?
YOU'RE A GREAT ONE
GOD
how are u gonna make a fuckable hole out of paper
tbh if u could pull that off id pay for it
i am literally drinking oxy because of how bad my back fucking hurts
it's nice
my eyes wont focus and i said some gay as hell shit to cup last night
do you mean this
isn't that your origin story?
why thank you, guero.
Thanks.
BOY HOWDY I SURE DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING A MILE AWAY WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE WEBM
I'll get creative!
it can work, if you got cash
nooo!
I am a super normal boy
*girl
We all say gay shit to cuppers. It is like, the norm.
it's not the norm it's fucking harassment at this point.
when I look down I see different!
sure if you're a disgusting transphobe bigot maybe.
are you not wearing your dress today dear
I am not parlé to the ins and outs(lol) but I was meaning generally. Did guero sexually harass you? did you ask him his IRL name and he replied with a dad joke???
my thing was a joke. it's how I cope with being a dead inside failure at life.
lul
well, get to it!
well that aint ever happening again
I'm not the norm around here tho
Unlike most of y'all I actually like girls
It's not harassment if you enjoy it.
I'm not..
nuhuh, wait.
im not wearing trousers cause its fucking 30 celcius
its hard to ship it though
oh yeah it's like 27 here. i'm completely naked.
holy shit the references in this show though
you know you'll say it again. it's only a matter of time.
of course you'd show up right now.
then you admit you're a girl.
...
Maybe daddy can buy you a new soul.... with material objects...
Some of us like girls too
Some of us are bisexual super heroes
SOME OF US GET TRIGGERED EASILY
Not my fault work dumped me at this time today.
I meant the filename you ended up using.
don't think they sell those anymore, scoots.
well I'm sure work will still want to be friends. there's plenty of fish in the sea.
horrible huh
I can't wait for winter, hoodie time must come.
nohooo!
that's fine. you don't have to admit it, because you know you are one.
F-fine.
Tokai isn't a girl. Tokai is a S I S S Y
maybe the thrift store?
I'm not drunk enough to humor you.
she's both
just realizing the first conversation i ever had with tokai just now was about fucking paper onaholes and 2 grills
feels good man
this is why I'm well equipped to humor myself.
Shit!!! It was 99cents
doesn't fit.
A darker humor than most.
nice modest mouse lyrics
Bet you say that to all your chocolate daddies
whatever it takes to keep the 9mm advil away.
hi tp. thanks.
you're white as fuck, you ginger limey.
Would prefer if you didn't. You're one of the five I bother to talk to.
-GRUMP-
a day to remember
I was not eluding to myself, dear. I am not THAT deluded.
...
...
yes there are a disgusting number of people who apparently have similar views so I guess dark humor it is.
adorable.
well thank goodness for that.
OwO what's this
...
damn. this is nice, tp. very melancholy.
Hm hm hm.
...
Given my genetics consist of 99.5% White europe. Yeah. But also so much ginger.
Nice. What a fucking link fam.
time to brush teeth etc
I'll save this for friday with drinks
bluuh
Didn't give the second 'm'.
>watching the day after tomorrow
lol
I know. but I have a vivid imagination so it's okay.
which means you should get the soul for yourself, now that I think about it.
make sure to get all the way back and don't forget to brush your tongue.
...
That is a good toaki
I don't want it. Why have a soul when it is destined for hell?
I would assume you do.
...
it's usually not a good thing.
that's a good point. all the brits are headed there anyway.
Stop imagining bad things then.
hi
that's what all the drinking, dark humor and constant distractions are for.
hello ducky.
...
Two of those things are depressing in general.
Having an adequate Wednesday?
You are incredibly good at spamming!
He's probably just sitting there doing nothing but frowning.
but they are depressing on my terms.
yeah it's a barrel of fun. what's up?
this is also nice.
...
I guess.
Are you saying there are other ways to sit?
Well I dont want to stick my head into the oven anymore. Still nauseous but baby steps!
hot
I suppose.
wouldnt have it any other way
well that's good to hear.
I assume.
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
4:49 PM - Gilgamesh: Have you even -not- posted in the last 24 hours?
4:50 PM - Cup is now Offline.
...
yeah I dunno it just shut itself off for some reason.
anyway, I slept for like 6 hours I think.
cupcake is a shitposting machine
I'm a love machine, guero.
and I won't work for nobody but you
I miss these.
...
Jesus christ
nice trips
I didn't know Guy Clark had died until I searched for this. RIP. I saw him live a few years ago.
[sobbing audibly]
the AA stands for alcoholics anonymous.
as a joke.
I love his guitar sound.
These with like Pepsi Blue or Mountain Dew Pitch Black.
here you go,
night
Later, more Chinese Tokai.
the pitch black was fantastic.
when the current one finishes.
goodnight emily. feel better.
I found "Pitch Black 2" in a shitty run down gas station a few days ago.
It had like 70 grams of sugar.
his voice is not what I normally look for, but I'm really enjoying it, tp.
not nearly enough grams.
in addition to the guitar, I mean.
how is this?
I had to go to the bathroom like seven times in an hour. It was hell.
Die die die
Why is he calmed Emily for?
Did he pretend to be a girl or something?
The sour one from like 2004?
Holy shit. You should've purchased it.
Hatate fell off her bike and got bruised up !
...
aren't you used to that from all the drinking? I pee like crazy when I drink.
that's the name I remember them most by. from back in the good old days. apparently he was also in the pony threads but I don't remember that.
It was two dollars.
It tasted great.
it's definitely nice. I'm not a big fan of country music really, but you've been posting some really good stuff.
stop telling me you are drinking
please
it makes me want to drink
I'm not currently drinking.
guess I should fix that, now that I'm thinking about it.
@Subtle
desu is here !!!
I've filled a 2 pint stein with rum and coke.
12 shots total.
Yes.
Is she gonna fuck him with the tea?
it's an onahole.
nani
well that's all the encouragement I needed. bottoms up.
nothing. just saying hi.
I thought he was ikt and just ikt.
But the ponies all call him Emily so I just assume he was one of those people that played the "im a girl irl" card.
I remember ordering some off Amazon in like 2008-2009 with a friend and going through a case of the bottles in a weekend.
It was great.
yeah cuz there's nothing i want on my dick more than scalding hot tea
Well that didn't take long for you huh.
Jesus Christ how are you alive
Nice meme
Thats exactly what I thought was happening.
Hello
IS THERE CENSORING ON THE FUCKING TEA PUSSY?
this is real country, not what it got turned into to make money. singer song writers with country accents.
I have no idea if he did or didn't. he certainly isn't now. I don't really associate a gender with any name anyone has around here. all names just come across as neutral to me over the internet because of how many people have names that don't match their gender, or any gender at all.
har.
har.
har.
no. stop calling everything a meme ffs.
fucking him with the tea would mean she would turn it into a dildo, dontcha know.
my my, it would appear so. I didn't really look very closely at it, I just found it amusing. you really are paying a lot of attention to this, aren't you? should I post the other pages for you?
...
Going to be a long night, Cup.
well that would explain why I'm enjoying it.
how's it going?
are you on call? or are you going to be joining me?
...
I'm in call with subtle and he's touching himself and calling me master
I'm always on call.
Just not primary for tonight, so I'm drinking all night.
But does he dick her?
How about no?
For fugs sake
quite the reversal of roles. very nice.
this is most joyous news. we should celebrate with even more alcohol.
no. she does put the onahole between her thighs and let him fuck that way, so kind of but not really.
...
She likes being treated like a good girl sometimes
Yes.
don't we all? lucky subtle.
Not true
Desu's fat butt broke his chair though
soon
That's right get mad, nerd!
...
IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I FOUND IT ON THE STREET
She's a very good girl
...
Nice.
Oh well, I found one where he does fuck her.
I'm going to pretend it is true because it's amusing.
I'd rather get really fucking drunk and maybe die
make sure to spank her if she misbehaves.
very nice. I'd rather find one with felix though.
Spanking and slapping is her reward though
...
Me, Prof and maybe Esquire are going to get drunk and it's gonna be okay
I can find it myself, thank you
also I'm not a pedophile
...
Okay.
But that doesn't exist. I hate life.
oh my. how delightful.
she's like 300 so it's totally fine.
there's still another episode of re:zero so I kinda wanna live to see that.
...
Indeed
New.
And then
new season announced
out of ice. I'll punish myself by drinking far more than I meant to after I get some.
I WANT!!!!!!
...
I leave you with this.
Hue I didn't go to sleep.
BUT I DID FIX
[00:33:10.118] VER_1_0_791_2_STEAM[00:33:10.118] Script loaded[00:34:03.412] Initializing steering wheel[00:34:03.561] Initializing Force Feedback[00:34:03.561] Init FF SUCCESS[00:34:03.561] Init FF Effects on axis X[00:34:03.561] Init FF Effects SUCCESS[00:34:03.561] Initializing wheel success
How do I not sad?
