And I shout that you're all fakes

and I shout that you're all fakes
and you should have seen the look on your face

and I guess that's what it takes
when comparing your bellyaches

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there's not a single place in this house AI haven't checked a million times

then someone probably stole it.

WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?

It's correct to ask "will you marry me?"

it's illegal to get gay married in united kingdomistan now. thanks muslims.

I dunno subtle, this seems so sudden. I think I'll have to pass.

Get rekt fags ;^)

but you have a great personality!

ugh

it's also illegal to turn into another gender. muslims are super no fun police.


sorry neko.

That was the joke.

I applied at this wicked yummy pizza place that's close.

I don't have any more alcohols to wash this down either

Omg I got rejected

good. proud of you. feeling a little better?


go steal some. just say you're doing it for yo boy trayvone.


see

YES I WILL

I'LL MAKE YOU A LOVELY DINNER


Muslims are such 'No fun allowed' guys too.

Can't have my butt pounded, can't drink, can't eat bacon, the best of meats...

Truly suffering.

can't masturbate either.

I suppose.

there's no where to steal some without getting caught

do ho ho

Don't know 'bout God,
But I believe in you.

if you get caught just say you're being oppressed by the white man.

I must leave this planet.
I don't care how.

Just because they wuz kings.

stop being so islamaphobic you jackass. they are so progressive and tolerant. so stunning. so brave.

Did they really change laws to cater to the Muslims?

they have been slowly doing so and will likely continue to. in london they have a fucking muslim mayor who's already creeping laws into the system that are suspiciously...what's the word I'm looking for...sharian.

We waz kangs, we created the pyrmadis and boats, whyte boi only steals.


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you want the normal truth, or the SCANNER truth?

Well shit. Maybe we do need Trumplestilskin to get elected.

you need two = on each side, scanner.

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good luck with that. hildog is going to win because "muh woman president" but then she'll die in office because she fuckin' sick these days. and this job isn't exactly stress free.

Ha.

You keep thinking I'm serious.

I keep taking every chance I can get to point out that hilary is looking really rough right now and likely to die because it tickles me in all the right places.

So is it not really pneumonia or what?

She'll probably just inject 50 memes and walk it off.

Don't worry thread.
Do not fret.
Do not think of the threat.
Do not hedge your bets.
And do not languish in regret.
Do not offense like Tet
Or snort that phet.
For its scoot, your favourite get.
Here to deliver you some pet.

Nah, people are pussies.
They need to unpussy.

That's why silly shit goes unchallenged.

500 years ago there wasn't customer service or feelings, there was 'Groom crops' and 'Do not die'

[is petted]

Do not die is still pretty solid advice tbh

well, it very well could be, but since her people are the ones saying it, I can only assume it's a lie like 99% of the bullshit that spews out of their entire campaign.


she hates memes because trump loves them. she's a monster.

you won't be so smug after I mindbreak you into a aheago mess

...

I don't know any of the candidates' campaigns lol

Is it just Trump and Hilary now?

bump

Death is better than the life that awaits you
I don't know how a man can survive without fapping

and people like to pretend pneumonia isn't that big of a deal...but when you're over 70 fucking years old that can be a pretty big deal. so even if that's all it is, she's got it pretty rough and is certainly in no physical position to be running the country.

quite a few medical experts have given the same opinion as well.


well, no, but I'd be pretty happy about that anyway.


yup. it's a lot like that south park episode where the options were a turd sandwich and a giant douche. this entire cycle has been a fucking shitshow.

I thought she was the meme queen per that one video.

it can kill under 30s still

What does that have anything to do with anything.

Wat.


I haven't seen that episode but can understand that analogy.

Do you think that will work?

no, trump is the meme supreme. hilary thinks memes are part of the alt right conspiracy against her.


yeah it's way more serious than people realize, honestly.


that's all that matters.


it's been working a lot lately for people so I dunno. you really shouldn't take much of what I ever say seriously though.

Anything is a big deal over 70.
Ageing means 'Turning to shit'.

I'd retire and chill if I was Hillary, buy a bunker and 20 tons of food and be like 'Yep, I sorted my family out for generations'.

i wish i had pneumonia so i didn't have to live through this election

yeah it's weird. but for people like her infinite money isn't enough, she wants fucking power.

youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA
Then what is this?

...

you realize that isn't hilary, right? and that this entire thing is a joke?

I have to deal with big ass bitching chest infections, the baby of pnuemonia. And that is hell enough.
The fact she continued doing functions through it is both dangerous, reckless, gcommitted and superhuman.

Well, that's the thing.
If you got infinite bux, you can get bored damn easy. And drugs are just a problem waiting to happen, so power will keep you busy and out of trouble.


NNNNH~
MORE WATS PLS.

Close tab, looking for sharp objects now.

Don't ruin my mental image of American politics.

filtered

;-;

Is this how you imagine England?

...

less and less superhuman. during one of her latest speeches she had a literal 4 minute long coughing fit and then spit some disgustingly huge wads of phlegm into her water glass all sneaky like AND THEN TOOK A SIP SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T REALIZE WHAT SHE DID it was fucking disgusting.

and don't forget her "overheating" on 9/11. where she had to be fucking dragged to her car and lifted up into it by like 3 people at once.

bitch is on the ropes.


if I had infinite money I'd just buy an island, my own internet server and live my dream of being completely isolated from everyone all the time always.


oh believe me, whatever your mental image is, it's even worse than that. it's a fucking joke over here.

hihi

A bit with a side of chav.

OH GOD THE CHAVS

They're just as bad as squatting russians on dota2

Okay, I still don't know if Trump is going to build a physical wall or if that was just a metaphor for something.

I woke up at 8 and was excited to have a few hours to dick around.
I fell asleep and had a dream I vacationed in Japan and now I have 2 and a half hours.

Fuck.

I cant wait for trump to become president and liquidate all the immigrants and you homos.


How goes PirateCaptain?

Food, bunker, dragon dildo, best internet.

well, I doubt that will happen but I believe the guy really does want to build one.


hate when that happens.


yeah. no bunker though. just a nice house on the beach of my island.


he loves the gays, quite honestly.

Don't worry I wasn'y


Welmie

Oh man, the best dreams are the ones when you go back to bed after a night's sleep. Not sure how it works, but I had a weird one this morning too^^


It goes~ Waiting around for my dumb babby shift tonight.

How's you? What's this about chest infections?

thank goodness.

Heyu~

Did you ever get that pic?

It was awful.
All the McDonalds had different names.


Ill give you a weird one.

I bet the Chinese would sue his ass for plagiarism.

plus they have squid burgers over there


well it'll be american made so the quality will be much higher. EEYY OOOOH.

...

They always do. At first. But atleast it isn't Cruz or Rand Paul or Rubio.

oh my

I don't like hot weather, hence why an island would be a nightmare for me.

In my dream I got a half eaten cutlet.

it's pretty horrible that in an election that's come down to hilary and trump you can still say "at least it wasn't the other guys running earlier"

everything has been the worst.


I'd just pay for some super fancy climate control system.


at least you didn't get half eaten by a cutlet.

I bet if you look under it there'll be a small placard with the text "Made in China"

I think my mouth is finally used to these bigger tonguestud balls ;3


Oooh.. How weird?


my pic that you couldn't get on your phone or what not. Iunno.

It's like a cork screw.

your mouth is getting used to bigger balls huh?

Um, I am pretty much over it now, but its what has had me floored for the past week. I am about over the worst of it now though. Yey. I have had 2 the last 3 years.

Overall though I am pretty okay. Worked a shift on what was supposed to be a day off, but it wasnt so bad. Though I was a little shocked at some info in work. This week is gonna be emotionals.

And how baby a shift?

no i didn;t

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


good that you're getting so much practice in tonguing big balls.

Truth hurts.

Any idea on the "up and coming" in American politics? Because there has got to be better prospects coming up. I think Hillary is only really there as a way to temper the "Trump movement".
Its a campaign that is less material. I am getting that impression right, right?
Its less substance and more smoke and mirrors and sabre rattling.

Fuck you pones

...

Infinite money = infinite decadence

like I can believe anything someone from finland says.


I dunno man. it's too depressing to follow any more closely than I already have been. I think they both picked pretty decent vice president choices so one way or another we could end up with someone okay but who knows.


joseco is still going at it?


and infinite comfort.

Literally one of my favourite anime :3

Infinite anything devalues anything infinitley.

Apparently so. I was surprised.

And hopefully the VPs have the right know how. Kinda like Kennedy/Johnson. Someone to do the crucial legwork. While they are the face.

I don't want to drag our country down by lying.
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How can you get bored of infinite dickings?

whoa.


Oh yeah~ I got new thingies but the size was a little off but it's cool.


Yikes, that sounds rough all around ;(

Like my walk to and from will be half of the time I'm working kinda babby shift.


Oh.


they're black, too

tee hee

omgosh

dying laughter!


hmph

new powerpuff girls is weird

I can see them now
can you show me

...

post the picture already you damn tease.


well I was just kidding around but holy fuck.


that's hot as fuck, not gonna lie.


I'm still finishing up the old ones. really good stuff in there.

Have you seen it?
I think you'd enjoy it

i have~

That's American politics for you, Luka.


Pretty much the only thing we're good at besides education and coffee consumption.

LEWD

the worst. Some shifts I spend more travelling than working, its stupid right?

I honestly don't know much about finland. you seem pretty alright though at least.


fucking gross

I love how his art has like, barely improved over the last five years.

Yeah, it's p stupid :(


I really like unicorns lately. I'm scared.

...

Exactly, hence why I insta recognized it xD

elaborate. do you mean like, actual unicorns?


plus the way he does nipples is really weird.

Fuck it welma!
Who got time for that?
We dont.
Time to fabulous up!!!
w e w

OMG THE PIGS IN A BLANKET BADGUY IS SO ADORABLE

Fuck, was supposed to link you.

But yeah.
Infinite dickings.

In a deep, dark pit.

...

here~
i made this for u

What's an actual unicorn?

No, like. In this show there was a unicorn and I almost bought unicorn slippers the other day and there's these collectible little figurine unicorns.. Like it's starting to get out of control.

Cannot be unseen


So. Is this the threshold poijt where we can espect you to go off the edge into the abuss we know as "unsrestricted lovecraft" posting???

no

okay so yes the actual unicorns. obviously they are fictional. haha. who'd believe in real unicorns haha.

I dunno. you could be into worse things. like girls


enjoy that forever. at least he does butts okay.

Oh and I forgot shipbuilding, but that industry is slowly dying with less and less orders coming.


But I already have that image..?

it's bigger~

I'm sure ships are going to make a big comeback soon.

Cup, play overwatch with me.

Not enough alcohol, sorry.

Don't remind me of my outbursts.

I'm a silly boy.

;-;

Oh I guess you watched it for the plot, huh?
Nothing to do with cute girls making out

I do like girls :/

mhm
not lewd.

damn true, I prefer butts to nips anyway


The silliest there ever was

I had a dream that my mouth was binded shut and I couldn't scream.

okay.

subtle. give name of anime.


I'm so sorry. there's no hope for you now.


same. butts are fantastic.

Pfft. I get shopping buddies ^~^

Have you ever had one of those drinking problems where you can't poop for years?

...

Alright, thanks Luka.


Just maybe, doesn't really look all that positive though.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

HATE


HAAAAAAAAAATE

...

That's some quality qt logic there :/

sounds like something a cutie would say.

...

...

Jeebus. Calm down.

Damn, bedonkey donlk is stronk fam

Okay :c


Sakura Trick
If you like the first episode you'll like all of it

...

...

OMFG

not as weird

..How haven't you seen that yet?

My meme game is weak

LOL that "daijaboooooo"

awesome.

You all disgust me. With your... moeshit

I'd assume that you've seen this already.
Then again probably considering that you hadn't seen this either youtube.com/watch?v=5EPM3odPEb4

Can I be moe?

Yes

depends how willing you are

Awesome, そうかしら


Correct assumption :3

What does that mean?

im going to go liedown or something bye

Take care

how far are you prepared to go to [go full moe]
are you prepared to [go full moe] to save your son

Well then, you still need to step up your meme game.


Sleep well Giggles.


c:

I am sterile.

stop ruining nano

Woah, alright.
Just, uh, wax up.
And, uh, you're moe.

You cannot ruin what is perfect.

She is my beloved nichijou.

Theres this one too

I'm crying.

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

I saw
quite lovely


ky yurself

Weird

So how's Luka?

What do you mean?

Do not even consider it!!!


gET WRECKED NERD

You must have been on your computer for that one.

I scrolled up and looked for it cause I remembered you posted more than one

I never get wrecked
I do the wrecking

My nano folder is also far superior to yours

I see.

mmhm

comfy~

Glad to hear that.
Going to do anything fun today?

not really...
can't think of anything.

Maybe you should play something then, or watch something.
Anyhow I need to play some vidya, bye Luka.

here I am

play with me

...

...

Somebody make me a folder of the teacher in Clarence.

HIS MIDDLE NAME IS CLARENCE
AND CLARENCE LIVES AT HOME WITH BOTH PARENTS
AND CLARENCE PARENT'S HAVE A REAL GOOD MARRIAGE

How ya doing luv?

Yo.

Hey

Whaddup?

...

I just found a place in cali that actually has good kolaches so i'm great.

The lady asked if I was from Texas because only the people from Texas get the kind I got.

hi forty

shit daddy

what's that?

there's no such thing as out of cum you just tie them down and keep going until it works

Yo Elma, how ya doing?

Taking a break from some housework, trying to decide what to get at the liquor store later.
How about you?

What state do you live in?

Its hard to explain.

Michigan

welcome back. how did it go?

Just got home. Had a weird day, but doing fine, really.


Fine, I suppose. Got to see him beforehand, so I'm really glad I went.

ikt is
a)
tired
b)
dead
c)
never was alive

...

good. I knew it was a good idea. feeling better?

Its a food they only have in the south.

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Yo Fortuin

Doing aight. Just watching cartoons lol

Anything new?

Oh yeah, for sure.
Just rather... I dunno. But fine.


Yo Scooter.

*hug*

Feelin like it's not my place to ask what happened, but I hope stuff's goin okay.

Ehh...
Just got home from my father. They gave him something to sleep. He'll pass away in that sleep within a couple of days.


...Thanks, Loco.


Yo ikti. How ya doin?

Stay strong fam! ♥ Go forty!

Oh shit. Sorry to hear that, diggy. No more suffering :(

Tires

looks kinda gross

Yeah. He asked for it. He fought a long fight.
How're you?


Heh. Will do.
I'm feelin' weird, but I'm fine.
How're you?


gobed

It's funny because it took IKT 3 posts to get a reply.

justhome

So?

i got like 2 whole replies on first post tho


i wanna doooo things

well I'm on steam and playing overwatch but I'll be done with that soon. I'm so glad you went and did that.

i thought it was tokai.

Its a shitty picture but it taste good.

Well, what do you want to do?


Me too, me too.

I guess, in a way, that makes it a little more palpable.

Still sucks. But I am glad you atleast seem to be in a reasonable mood.

I am good, not too bad fam. Just chilling after work. No complaints really. Well. No "real" complaints.

do you put anything on it?

He never talks to me.

You can put anything you want inside of it.

she's very shy. You need to be assertive.

Run CppCheck on my program
Clean my SD Card and put in phone
Put Rabo Bankieren on phone
Move initialization outside constructor in own init method to be called manually

Yeah.
What are the non-'real' complaints, then?


Boring.
Gobed.

Squash, did you see?
DnD understand that furs like to play games too.

that sounds really lewd
I wanna go lie down are you on steam?

ふn

I am

why the fuck


fun

no

...

...

Way to stereotype.

The ones here are the only ones I really interact with, and you're the one whose tendencies I know.

Personal niggles that I would rather not really get into. Work related really. Confidentiality forbids me and yaddie ya.
The MI6 and GCHQ will have my arse if they see it.

Your labels offend me.

GCHQ sounds nice. Good acronym.

Oh.
Was the dog supposed to be in the defender?

god fucking damn it I cant start gta because fucking steam is down again

Really offensive.

Snot fo me

Sorry. I was just trying to have a bit of fun.

You just don't stop, do you?

steamstat.us/

GTA V's wonderful DRM prevents it from starting.

This bear show is ridonkulous

Yes. THEY are the best. The greatest even. Why, I wouldnt never be without them

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I love you.

WOW.

I have to practically beg for you to say that in thread and squash just gets it cheap as hell like that? good grief rin.

I love you.

YEAH WOW RIN JEESH

y-you too

I love you.

WOW.

I have to practically beg for you to say that in thread and squash just gets it cheap as hell like that? good grief rin.

well now it doesn't feel special at all.

Kys, Emily.

this has gotten out of hand.

...

I acknowledge your existence.

...

y-you too

Who?

LIAR

disgusting.

Off to work.

bye have a good day

ded thread.

ded community.

youtube.com/watch?v=6WeZEBzambE

...

...

...

stop

no.

yes

it's dead as my donger hue

am ded inside

maybe?

call me maybe

hey i just met you

Heres me number

and my names kaybe

MY NUMBER

while he was doing the

Shoot me in the face

...

and then

603703####

when the

...

MADDIE DON'T POST MY NUMBER

she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb

teehee

in the shape of an L on her forehead

in the shape of a

dick

lol 603 is NH 100% tho

.

...

shhh

when the moon hits your

dick

...

cum

all over

me

...

but that wasnt enough for squash because

...

I recognize that fucked face.

degenerate.

Guise, calm down. wow

everyone calm down, maddie is getting all hot and bothered.

How about you calm down elma.

Gross.

...

Hes getting fucked by the big drugged furry bull guy.

right because I didn't know that.

...

...

...

...

Faggot

...

Wow.

Don't go full Swedish Fish.

why tho

xd

I dunno man you tell me.

...

...

...

Is that suit made of vinyl?
Holy shit I forgot how awful the costumes and effects were in pre-reboots Kamen Rider.

...

Its okay, i'm here to make it worse

Gaim was gr8.

you always find a way.


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