Some days he feels like dying

some days he feels like dying

she gets so sick of crying

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That's my point, I don't add the second 'm'.

why not both cakes... why not both?

is it an escapea?


I have been a fool for lesser things

...

but I want it. you owe me.

Citation needed.

because booze is my lover and I don't want to cheat on him


at least I don't have to push a rock out of my cock.


nothing is lesser than me.


okay you called my bluff. I still want the extra m. I think I've earned it.

I want you so bad

cuppers and tsuchi get a little to personal in private it seems

Evenin folks

Hey, Cato's the one who shoves rocks in his places they don't go.

theres always hookers and cocaine...

House isn't clean.

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you are very drunk.


I hear urethral stimulation is all the rage these days

gross and grosser.


I'll do it later you nag.

One hand dirty, one hand clean

LOL WHO EVEN GETS KIDNEY STONES WHEN YOU'RE 20 I HAVENT EVEN HAD ONE HOLY SHIT

hello bard.

i wish cato wanted me

you only ever want what you can't have you slut.

I have a headache, maybe later.

how are ya getting along today ther cupcakken

I think you aught to know that...

YOU SAY THIS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

so true

your opinion man... i for one love whores and coke


the ones that drink a case of mtdew everyday

*blood intensifes*

House is dirty every night.

hai

pretty rough day bard. pretty rough.

how about you?


it's pretty obvious yeah. I need more booze.

running low on ice. everything is the worst.


I know the feeling


opinions are for nerds, nerd


I lose the motivation to clean because you don't look me in the eyes when you hmm me anymore.

I am just recyting the lyrics to a song at him, but dont tell him!


I intend to hold you FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

Isn't that all neovag sex is?

boy howdy am i a nerd...


#nerdlife

I'm distracted by the filth in the house.

Are you a cowboy too?

yea nah

if you say goodbye to me tonight

there will still be music left to write


yes, but saying that makes you an islamaphobe or something because it's current year.


just stop looking at it!

Clean it up.

maybe later. drinking away the pain of you not hmming me like you used to.

you just said howdy tho!


I just recited two verses of that song to you and it took you 11 posts to notice!

What else can I do
I'm so inspired by you

Smoa how are you buddy


Hopefully tomorrow's lookin a lil better
I fought the kraken and the
kraken won
I had a really crazy immersive dream last night where I was in this large all you can eat buffet and it had tables lined with plates and I picked me out a plate and went down the tablee and got all the food i wanted and had to go to the other end of the table to pick up my drink and when I got back someone stole my food so this dream was just like i kept trying to get food and then someone would always tak my stuff and eventually i found some people I thought t might have been an tried to confront them but nobody was admittingto anything and eventually the manager ntoiced my plight and pointed out the dude who was doing it and told him to stop but then the dream ended and spent the rest of the day nursing my head and tummy

Althought like two or three hours back my old old friend who moved away a ways back to go to rehab and all that moed back recently so I got to see him
that was the best thing htat has happened this month I think
it was kinda awkward cause I dont got much entertainment but I fuckin love the guy like a brother
he plays the meanest drums I've ever heard with real spirit

...

I only ever 'hm'd'

Tracer is a recovering hm-addict!

well now I just feel stupid.

I haven't felt this for the longest time.

that feel when youre so overwhelmed by you own filth that it distracts you from leisure activity.

when you stop doing something fun and literally say "what the fuck is that smell" even tho you know what that fucking smell is exactly...

it is past the time when you shouldve done something about it

Go away.

im aigt man... hows bardy?

dirty butt sex?

you're supposed to be like
billy joel magician!


LOVE ME

precisely...

i came

bamboo butt is love
bamboo butt is life

Now do it again

i went...

Hopefully not in a dog.

well then. sounds like you should have ate the stuff right out of the trays at the buffet. remember that for next dream.

that's nice about your friend. seeing old friends is always nice.


AND THE FACT YOU DON'T SEE THIS AS A PROBLEM IS WHY THIS IS NOT WORKING


that would be me, but I have no intention of recovering


I'm drunk don't be mean to me

plus that's like, late joel, I'm an expert more on early joel.


proud of you

i feel guilty today
a lil shameful
I hauled my sorry ass down to work and told them I couldnt come in today cause I dont have a phone and didnt want a no call no show
I said I d work tomorrow or friday if they wanted me too

How can one love that which is not there.


Shut up and make me a sandwich.

you're a cup!!!!


awoo

Oh it's there. It's just hiding. Soon it will come out for the pleasure of all.

Don't have too many awoos unfortunately.

now you're being abusive. so I guess I'll stay


I'm deep in my cups.

feeling sick bardy?

if ida showed up id have just went to work personally... until i like threw up or something

Doubtful.


Good girl.

normally I like this but from you it feels weird.

yes sir

Because you know it's fake.

are you implying that I am in fact, not a good girl?

have you guise ever like accidentally left a floater, only to come back an hour later because you have to piss... decide to go on it and thought to yourself "heh so this is what itd be like to pee in my own butt"?


m-me either i was just asking

....awoo..


I'll in your cups!


Good boy!

I don't see a sandwich in front of me.

that sounds lewd.


did you try looking under the plate?

That was the point, I'm pretty sure

...

Yes.

you must have ate it already and forgot because you're so drunk. like how you "forgot" how I got these bruises.

That was the point, I'm pretty sure

You're not Catholic.

slow down on the drinking and have some water, lewdo.


no but I like to be abused like one with daddy issues

im out folks... cu tomorrow night.


later

see ya

You're cool with your dad though.

just because I don't have daddy issues doesn't mean I don't want to be abused like the sluts who do.

Smell you later, gramps.
/old guy trying to sound cool like it's still the 90s

also gary in pokemon red and blue

I haven't even finished my first cup, I can't be drunk!
You should know, you're a lewd cup!

I'm the most pure and innocent cup.

NO WAIT!

That's why I'm having you pay for a full flat along with cleaning it.

Peeing in a ziploc bag and pouring it into your butt while it's still warm is a much better approximation of what it would be like to pee in your own butt, in my opinion.

oh tracer you treat me so fine

u no it bby

probably in your experience you disgusting whore.

you are like super drunk tonight.

The lewdest of the cups!!!

this claim is ludicrous

I am, yes.

I doubt you're having much fun.

You can't prove that.

this exchange has been rather amusing but yeah.

that isn't your fault though. I never really have fun anymore.


don't really want to. it's bad enough knowing it's probably true.

I assume it's because you don't have a big strong man to lift your legs past your head and hmm you deep every night.

Like this cup!
You are this lewd!

okay now you're the one making it gay, not me.

fucking casual.

came again

Hold thine tounge

you're right I don't know what came over me

How many dicks have you taken Cupcake?

IT IS HARD TO FIND A PICTURE OF A GANGBANG WITH A CUMCUP, OK?!

Not enough dicks and hes not being slapped at ALL.

she's a furry so it IS true.

At once? At least two.

At least it didn't get in your hair.

in total? a few. not really that many because everyone is so fucking subby who I come across. a few though.


that's a decent point. you did a good job.

fucking misgendering piece of shit


yeah that's actually a bit disappointing.

It's probably time to retire from the threads..

...

There, better?

Everyone I know dislike having it in their hair.

much.

wait are we still talking about hmms? because those are fine. other stuff not so much, although to be fair it's very hard to avoid with me because my hair is fucking everywhere

Yeah, that's the cup you are!

Ew

;)


Maybe a little

still not enough slapping.


my hair is gorgeous you fucking prick.

oh bby

Not when it's everywhere.

I'm pretty sure that is the maximum that I am going to find

it's only everywhere during intense hmm sessions.

laaaaaaaame. needs more slapping.

well I was already feeling the throw up and I work around food
thgats pretty admirabl of you sama
but where I work isnt really a career or anything its just a fast food joint
I try to be filled with fortitude but idk man i could hardly hold myself up and my whole world was shaky and on top of that i was puking everything in my stomach out every like 15 minutes
it sucks
i've gone to work like that before but i just ended up getting sent home ya know

whats your day loking like amigo

...

Only convincing me more not to give such things.

rude.

don't be like that bby

Yeah you like that winky face?

I bet you can take two at once then ;) ;)

gay

No sandwich or clean house. Can't not.

Hiya

I don't know if I'm ready yet why are you always pressuring me so much?!

Yes.


You're gay!

you're so overly demanding.


hello neko neko chan.

You're underly submissive.

you told me to cut back on that.

...

What's up?

...

On being gay, yes.

he drunk af


shitty day. drinking.

sup with you.


so you want me totally submissive but not gay? you're being unreasonable!

yo

You'll never learn to experience the real world if you don't open up a little.

I've never done anything gay.

You're the one who wanted to room with me.

I'm going to find out who this is one day.

Is that a problem?


I believe you!

...

The madman.

I don't know how to feel about this!

yeah but you want me to open up really wide and it hurts my jaw sometimes


only because of the hmms which I now never get!

it's your mom lol

I was drinking earlier
You missed it

Not much just at work now. It's payday and I no idea where my wallet is


What's up buttercup?

I told you my conditions, clean the house.

...

I dont think I do

shut up

Also I'm home now.

sounds like a real tragedy
I'm sure you'll manage somehow


no. you bully.

I'm so sorry

...

You just don't understand me.

...

You should.

It will hurt less after you use it a few time.

I dunno i'm bored

I did so much work today.

Is anywhere really home for you, though?

Hope i can find it tomorrow
I wanna get my laptop


Me too
I hope work goes by fast

I only speak the truth.

this is why we must destroy the industrialized society

can you say any better towards me

not tired. I'm gonna stay up all night and you can't stop me.


get fukken rekt kid


you keep saying that but you use it all the time and it hurts more!


I'm so sorry.

...Tragic?

Can you wait like 20 min for me to unwind before you hit me with an existential bombshell?

Why should I?

I honestly think I kind of can.


It is the weight of my sins.

It was way, way less hip to stay in school in the 90s than it is today.

sure

That's not how shock and awe works.

Bad mood?

...

...Crawling on your back?

always

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Hi, Bard.

youtube.com/watch?v=YFaJlBxqTOg


Something like that.


Anything I can do?

what is my mic budget

Do you work night shifts or something?

The pain means its working.

Because I said so.

make it hurt more daddy

Probably less than zero.

Depends on how much I have when the time comes.

T_T

great

Everything is memes. Born to Die, World is a Fuck, Kill 'em all 1989

Have one in mind?

410239840197645019823408 dead cops

I genuinely don't know why I even did that.

im not going to look until i have a budget

Almost every day from 10-6

still not enough to make up for micheal brown, nigga

world is a fuck

Poor impulse control. That's why you're drinking on a weekday too.

High ball me.

Too bad you didn't die with them

youtube.com/watch?v=njOPwg4sUCo

This is the other version I was talking about, Bard.

You're probably drunk, but I can't know for sure as I just got here.

i refuse

Nah, last time you gave me REALLY shitty gay noises.

10am ?

I like this one better
That melody has such life when its sped up a lil

no there's a very specific reason for that decision.


yeah I am.


they were great you were just mad because I called you a faggot at the end LOL

Alright.

10 pm

you highball ME

inb4 the ghost of an age past

100 if we want to go all out.

ill take it

That you don't want to talk about because you're boring?

You have to take good care of it though.

Its kinda hard to call someone else a faggot when you're the one whos moaning like a bitch.


Sounds awful.

yes sir

that I'd rather not mention in the threads.


and yet I pulled it off like a pro.

Good pup.

...

Just Discord PM me then you hobo.

I didn't think you'd care. but okay.

Actually you failed pretty horribly.

...

give me another chance daddy

1 last chance

okay good I'll do better later I promise.

whats a good headset

the more expensive the better

...

You're already fucking failing.

only so you have a reason to punish me harder later

...

Oh my gosh !

I just won't do anything then !

It is
I hate every single person that comes in here
They are the most retarded people I've ever met

...

that gets me so hot

So what do you do exactly?

Gas station

fresh oc

I bet it does you fuckin' weirdo.


Being able to do whatever in the day time sounds nice though.

What is it

its funny word art critiquing pop music and then saying a bunc hfo bands I listen to that are just high pitched falsetto but hipster accepted claassics de la meme

I can't really cause i usually sleep all day

hey gimme sum sleep

When was the last time you saw the sun?

my eyes cant focus

this is tough kyle

Eating an overcooked steak?

W-what?!


I can't remember

i wish

But you can read!

I'd like to have some of your excess sleep.

I went 3 days one time a few summers ago.

if I lean back stuffs sharper

No it's mine


Try 3 months

Are they gonna yuri or not?!

Like a knife!

They are married.


please


butter knife

Me too. Overcooked steak is unironically my preference.

Sounds really lonely.

...

...

i am considering a regular recording mic

Why?


It is..

You need more human interaction.

I can spend less time sleeping.

I only need like 2 hours.

I'd rather not tbh
Most of them irritate me

How much?

They should be

I swear to god I have never wanted a yuri more

130?

...

Perfect couple.

...

Lucky you

Life is like chatroulette, to find a quality person you need to go through a lot of dicks first.

Lol

no i need yournsleep so i can sleep less and still feel alive

time to neglect my physical well-being for the company of strangers on the interntet

So you want to earn this mic?

I'm so wise.

what

I like having things drawn.

explain this to me on steam

brown chicken brown cow

...

I wanna sleep forever


Yes you are

i'll find somewhere else to shitpost

Who even are you?

...

k

tfw

...

Oh. Nobody actually replied to their first post so they insulted people.
Classy.

That came off as really sad for some reason.

You or me?

gotta get the attention somehow.

brother is taking forever to get ready to take me to get food. it's very upsetting how people don't just do what I want right when I want it all the time always.

god this weed

*lmao*

Wow. Piggy.
Also I think that place delivers after 10. Not sure if after 11.

i'm the same person i've always been

good morning
how are you today
are you feeling better?

i'm just tired of it all

it's all about the (You)'s fam

...

not paying extra when I have a perfectly good driver to take me.

Oh. I don't really read your posts. I assumed you were new or something.


Gay. I was referring to the pizza for me.

you

oh. you still want a pizza? so greedy

I ate a bag of rice.
That was my food today.

I'm not sad
Just incredibly bored

Is nether porsen new?

More like BORING

sup

i'm hurt

I'm entirely indifferent.

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Thats good I guess.

Do you have a computer or just a phone at work?

When will people understand
I'm only half insane

The solid and standard desktop mic
although last I checked they were not compatible with win 10 so if you use that watch out

Holy shit it's an actual fucking studio mic?

2dank?

...

Just a phone
That im not supposed to be on but whatever :3

i have no idea

i did say a recording mic

y-yes

Well see how soon we can do it.

I've got one of those.
Works well.

Just get a snowball, that's more than enough for talking with friends.

then id be settling

Just stopping by to flirt with Revy

hey bby

so if hilary gets like too ill to keep going will her wise president take over or will she be out of the game

Smash them irl.

The blue yeti is settling too if you want to be like that. Pay for a studio time with thousands of dollars of equipment and a professional booth. Why would you settle for such subpar audio as a blue yeti in your bedroom?

What's up buttercup?

Say it like a person and I'll tell you.

Revy seems the type to make me work for it

Her vice president Kaine probably, maybe Biden or something. But I really doubt she'll get too ill.

in the confines of my budget

I made my parents buy me a Blue Yeti that I literally never use

...

Just throw like twenty bucks at them.

The one that you said you don't have, you mean?

Send it to me so I can send it to George for brownie points.

school is exhausting and work is exhausting and life is exhausting

^^

i'm not that cheap

I will send it to you if you send me actual brownies

Rule breaker.

yes

tsk tsk tsk.

china people eat that like all the time are you implying that's not a good meal?

dude. she's going to drop dead like, the minute she gets into office. I give it six months TOPS and that's super generous. the stress of just running is fucking killing her for fuck's sake.

You got yourself a fucking deal!

Twenty five dollars?

In that case everything you said makes sense and your line of reasoning for wanting a Blue Yeti is perfectly sound in every way.

I've gotten good at it.
I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds.

hot damn

Rules that are so stupid deserve to be broken

i am not a whore

Barney Sandals should take over the campaign when she croaks in a few weeks.

...

that would be kinda nice if he wasn't such a fucking cuck

She's an older lady on the campaign trail, I can understand getting pneumonia and having issues with all of the stuff going on. It doesn't look like she's dying to me or anything.

20 bucks won't get you shit nowadays


Hang in there
How about you actually have fun for once?

...

your rules need to be broken.

look, all I know is she's been getting worse and worse and trump is getting stronger if anything. she's still going to win because "muh woman president" but it's going to be fun watching her rapidly melt away and die while in office.


at least you're not too cheap.

They're just that cheap.

i'm really bad at having fun
i don't have many friends and i don't go to bars and i don't socialize very well

Revys is for commitment and loving

I don't know if having a woman president is as much of a factor as massive support from the democratic party, an ex-president husband, support from a popular current president, and a scandal magnet opponent in Trump.

this is the same revy who was literally auctioning themselves off a few weeks ago as some kind of weird sex slave/house slave type of thing?

...

What ones

No slut shaming.
We don't need another Smiles incident.

...

it's funny because trump is fucking crushing it, especially after her dwindling health. and her like 10% trust rating sure doesn't help.


I'm not shaming I'm making sure they stay consistent with their wants and needs.

You're breaking my back here, Revy
You ain't giving me shit to work with

I dunno, probably something gay though.

He wouldn't have to slut around if people just turned them on.

har har


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I don't think either of them are "crushing it", this campaign trail has been sloppy for both of them, even by campaign trail standards. And that's a pretty low bar.

I don't want that

did smiles killl themselvs

So is this Holla Forums's /soc/ or something?