Gee but it's great to be back home

gee but it's great to be back home
home is where I want to be.

I've been on the road so long my friend,
and if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree.

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get rekt soto

I don't... what?

They didn't have anything faster than you or that resists those moves?

haha soto now what

what are you gonna do faggot


and i was thinking like shaft, then balls then gargle...

youtu.be/JdYzWz91Cvs?t=12m34s
gn

Sleep well.

No better way for such a thing

It's time to get ahold of your life, Cuppers.

I was hoping you'd say that.

*a hold

and no. too much effort.

Night

...

Nyaa

Ahold is not incorrect.

it's a pretty fast Gardevoir but i suppose not?
one of my friends was pretty proud of a mega venusaur and was like "yeah i'll take anyone on" and it just... crumpled

that's just gross fam

according to the only reason I can spell at all it is.

squash said he missed you while you were gone.

WELL, YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG.
SO GET SIT IN THE CORNER WITH YOUR NOSE TO IT.

Did (You) just assume my gender?

Why?

I love it when you discipline me tsuchi kun


sorry. I meant to say KILL BARKSELF

he likes your sweet sweet cyber pussy and the way you deny him so much.

Odd, Gardevoir isn't naturally speedy

Guess they just sucked piles of dicks

Was I expected to say otherwise?

...

Lol what a faggot

do you want to go by fu/fur/furself?

that's what i thought

I know right ha


no not at all. I was counting on what I got and you didn't disappoint.

It's true, Neko.
I crave that supple kitty pussy.


Bark/Barks/Barkself

Don't make it gay.
It doesn't always have to be gay.

is canine like even a gender identifier?

.///.


My 32 gb memory stick came today
I can't wait to load it with games after work

Now you're assuming my species?

with me it kinda does.

how's about i just call you "faggot"

oh nice, that's cool.

*I tenderly stroke your fur as I slowly work you from neck to waist. Your tail flicks as I lap at your craw with my wet canine tongue*

I saw this image and thought you were Goggles at first.


When did I ignore you?

You would not be wrong.

What the Hell are these watermelons that look like Stevens

welp time to start masturbating

wow.

you got it bucko...


next thing we'll have to make a damn dogegender restroom for you "people"

a fucking abomination

It's my honest suspicion you'll want to skip the physician. Only morticians are the one to help your future condition.

No way, fag.

I AM a peoples.
I eat people food like a good dog.

this is almost something clever but the wording seems awkward in places.

who is that?

just now when you didn't say hi to me

i'm frequently not wrong

furries aren't people though

i can't tell if you're trying to be tough or just ironically trying to be tough

Don't be a bigot.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Squash's homosexual marriage to a dog.

Yuh
What's up with you


Omg no

I thought it was great.

It's done in a rap verse.

"It's my" are done on the intro beat.
The rest is done in cadance.

Get what's name banned?

Okay
But what are they?

pretty much nothing.

as usual. at work already?


unlike you I HAVE FUCKING STANDARDS


yes I understand that but it still stumbles over my tongue when I try to do it. oh well, it's probably just me.

Some dude from /lewd/ that came here to spew edgy blogs.


When'd you say hi to me?

so youre a bi-pedal homonormative canusfaggotus

that helps a lot but it's still off. the "are the one to help your future condition." part.

Yes
It was an absolute disaster when I came in

what a fag

Gays are ruining the sanctity.


*My knot begins to swell in the sheath as I slowly begin to stroke your tummy*

hey wow... way to be insensitive to his peoples and beliefs

oh? how so?

Gross.

No.
I'm a good boy.


Go watch the Starbomb video.
It's the Street Fighter one.

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There was trash and messes everywhere

I would say I could beat you up, but if you yell at me there's a big chance I'll cry.

so quadruped then...

i didn't know you were here, i just said hi to everyone like usual

Welcome to literally ever internet community.

I almost couldn't finish typing it from how hard I was laughing at the absurdity of it


ooooooh. okay got it. I just don't listen to crap.

I like gifs

did you clean it all up, you dirty boy?

shut your fucking mouth I'm straight as fuck.

Oh, hey then.

...

Don't make it disgusting

His spit babies.


Lackadaisical.

but that's how you like it, slut.


stop calling me big words you baka

I am a space fox trapped in a human body.

...

sorry, missed this.

they are the result of that one episode where he had the watermelon stevens and they got rid of them on that island.

Hey, Danny.

i regeret nothign

what if i cry?

hello
how have you been?

i know some fabulous surgeons who could get that dog out of your ass

Sick as shit and throwing up all day.
You?

HA

thanks for the clarity... can never be sure with all these uppity folks about they freedum and identifiers these days

That was the name of the fifteen year old /lewd/ shitter.


I ain't lyin'.

Are you watching the show or did you just see the spit babies online?

Why are they Stevens
And sentient beings

I don't know if the others will get the joke.


I don't want it out, you trog.
I want it lodged in there.


It's hard to keep up.

lewd shitting is not something I want to think about right now test. come on man.


go back and watch the other watermelon episode baka!

I was re-watching an episode of season 3, but I completely forgot about the Watermelon Stevens because I caught that episode in passing on TV while I was multi-tasking.

I realize now that this makes it seem like I might want that at some point in time.

this is absolutely not the case.

would you ever publicly breastfeed?

I don't want to think about that while I am at work

He licked watermelons and sold them or something.
It was dumb.

thank you based space doge

and yet you come here to get teased anyway.

Did you skip episodes??????

Steven ate some watermelon, and his magic spit made all the watermelons seeds he spit out turn into sentient watermelons the next day.

I just realized I made a joke about Danny by saying I'm a space dog while posting a dog that flies through space.

yeah. there you go. the result of this is a colony of steven melons on the island.

That's not why I came here
You guys are just perverted

it's just fun to tease you tbh

i figured it was something avatar related so i just let it pass...

i'm terribly sorry, that sounds awful
i've been sleep deprived and anxious, but i'm managing
have you seen a doctor?

gross

i mean, i can't have children, and i hate children, so i'm going to suspect i wouldn't feed a child in any situation
that said, i have no objection to public breastfeeding and if i were to ever breastfeed, i wouldn't be opposed to doing so in public

Why?

But you're saying you'll be more receptive to it later?


Ah. Well, it was kind of a filler episode, but as it is with Steven Universe, they tend to bring the filler episodes back later on and incorporate it into the main plot in some minor way.

your reactions.

Look up Foxy Dani on ED.

she looks cute in that pic

and what are you thoughts on flying a confederate flag on government buildings?

...

im not sure i really want to... is it worth the effort?

I try not to

...

forever with luka and the cute

SORRY I HAVEN'T COMPLETELY MEMORIZED AN EPISODE I ONLY SAW ONCE AND WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO TEST
KING FUCKING GHIDORA

Hmm

i'm not a particularly patriotic individual in the first place so i don't tend to think much about it

It's a fucking cavalcade of hilarity.

doing great so far~

My stomach is just fucked up from something. It'll pass.

Why sleep deprived?

you're gonna get in trouble being on break so long you lazybones.

cute pic~
saved~~~

I'm at the counter

I wish I could save Gilligan because he is soooo cute.

what what are your thoughts on the possibility of sanders back as a candidate if hillary drops out due to illness?

*hugs warmly*

ok... ill google it, but so help me if it sucks like i suspect it will

I don't save many images of that description. I don't much care for the idea of Chara being "cute" to be honest. Seems rather counter-intuitive to the idea of a genocidal, suicidal, likely self-harming ghost child.


eks dee

hello darkness my old friend

because two of my work nights are school nights and i need curtains so i can sleep through saturday

i would like to see sanders and trump publicly debate, for curiosity purposes

I got in trouble back in the day for being on my phone too much at the counter.

well, I say trouble but really the manager was a lazy fuck so he was just like "I see you on your phone all the time on the camera stop doing that"
so I switched to using it in the walk in freezer.

Don't submit people to that

she's just adorable though.

Read it all.
We use to post with this guy in fur threads.

*subject

He doubts me.
He has to see.

if i see pretty thing, i let them know it's good


you should save moar

Preferably in a disconcerting way.

Why are someone of them regular penises
like why the variety
also that's not what a giraffe's dick looks like

yes. very much so.

...

I read this post after entering thread and knew exactly what you were talking about lmao

as would I

Bernie was my goto until he dropped it and backed Clinton.

how do you feel about LGBT restrooms?

There's absolutely nothing else to do

It was a nightmare.

@here

Educational Content

I'm pretty sure it would just be Tim Kaine or Biden instead. I really doubt she will drop out in the first place though.

I know it was the same for me too but rules was rules.

Could always get on your fucking knees.

this really isnt bad...

A few tips on how to piss him off
Argue the point that he is a human being
Post pictures of dead foxes
Tell him to commit suicide, (Yes this really works)
Remind him that he will never be a fox
Post a picture of some random fat fuck and say it's him
Re-enact Zippo Kitty, but with a Fox, and post the pics on his Facebook
Further argument of calling him a human
Tell him you're a human supremacist

I was there

I actually submitted one of the screencaps on his ED page
images.encyclopediadramatica.se/0/0c/Dani_parents.png

Fuck the rules
Fuck them long and hard

You are aware that Chara isn't necessarily a girl, right?

I'll try hard not to let my normal fuck uppery pop up

...

Oh if only you actually talked to him.
It was a fucking trip. That page doesn't do him justice.

PRONOUNS

and you said you weren't here for lewd.

i know luka... i know

that fucking feel


yep... and no she wont drop out. short of being wheeled on a damn stretcher to be sworn in

I will not

shhh it's all over now

she not completely a boy too!
:3

...

ive met a few like him... ill bookmark this for later reading

@cup
@here
ow

- squash

I've got 5,000 credits btw what should I buy

i'm not going to question whether you're right or not, but why would you know that ever anyway?

i feel like there's some shadow of a social contract between transsexuals and the world at large where theoretically, trans people should be as inconspicuous as possible, and society shouldn't go out of their way to demonize or criminalize their behavior

DON'T MISGENDER


You are not very good at this.

Guys get in call.

i am not very bad at this either~

I'm not!

i almost want to play undertale for the sick memes even if it's as awful as i've come to believe it is

intersting... i think it would come down to the person making good choices with what is socially acceptable. can you imagine tho like


someone standing there really having to go with 2 options and struggling to decide which toilet to use?

get the sitting dva if you haven't already


sorry, not in the mood for overwatch tonight


okay miss test.


apparently you are faggot


the game is quite good. the music is amazing.

it is overhyped. but worth playing.

I'm told not to fanboy too hard. So instead I'll just say it's not a bad game. It is worth playing.

...

You are doing the opposite of what I said.

Is this that irony them cool kids keep talking about?

Just the popular dick flavors. You can mix and match however you want.


I don't think she's dying either, myself. So I'm not thinking about it too hard.

how do you do, fellow kids?

if only...

You wish

ah okey

need to run... later people

Let's just elect Putin for life and be done with it.

lol nope. not tonight at least.


it's a pretty damn good one. do you have all the skins you want already? get some of those. treat yoself.

byebye

no wait !

I'm tired of catching shit for liking a game.

i'm not a terrible fan of social contracts

every game i've ever experienced where most people couldn't come up with a criticism for it and the hype train wouldn't stop rolling, i've found to be completely worthless as an experience
but that's just me

i'm just sick of hearing about it all the damn time

that's pretty fucked up fam, if you were the only person to respond i would have happily continued to avoid undertale like the fucking plague

they dont love you like i love you?

putin could do it, hes a badass

What does that mean

it's not for liking it. it's for saying it's the best game of all time. but even still, your opinion is as valid as anyone else's so fuck them.

I want to be a magical girl.

k, really going


buhbye

yes its all true

Bye

the game is short enough that you can give it a go and decide if it's worth it in like an hour, really. no reason not to try it.


that's great. I genuinely don't give a shit if you value my opinion in the slightest. my opinion is worth nothing. I also don't care if you play the game or not. do as you please.

who knows

find that little madoka cat thing.

It's got great humor and music, and the feels are real. The gameplay is essentially a fairly easy bullet hell. Play it.

I will get right on it.

i'd be happy to just be a normal girl

nini

you were happily congratulating yourself on doing such a good job with no point of reference, i just had to keep you grounded in reality

i'll think about it

I want to be a magical andy sixx.

nope. but congrats on making a bunch of assumptions based on a reply that wasn't even for you.

when you find him make sure to include me dying in your wish please

its fucking name
is chara
because player character
its personality
is your own

I will give you a wonderful horrible gruesome death.

see, this is why we are friends kisskiss.

I thought it was because you wanted his D.

...

Because you're both insecure to the nth degree?

thanks, i work very hard

I know essentially nothing about kisskiss except that we get along well enough through text.


that seems unrelated.

No killing the cupcake

really? you make it look so effortless.

Kill yourself instead

@Cup

it is my most practiced art

Hello friends, I am in need of music. Is everyone doing alright?

such a good boy. who's a good boy? you are. you are

that's his internal self. his external self isn't aware of it yet.

...

long time no see ana. have a music.
youtube.com/watch?v=bNCT6pA5I9A

do you want edgy highschool music?

Oh hey, proxy Nezi.

everything involving Lindsay Stirling

ugh stomach causing problems again I must leave to serve it's demands.

see ya later alligator.

the fuck
THE FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=rtodx0E-iOE

I can say with some strong degree of certainty that ana is a legit new person around here.

Its not even that bad, whats the deal?

Overwatch is overhyped

fucking normies

No one in my state knows what a kolache is

Hey, Blood-chan.

Thanks Luka. You doing alright?


Rad, thank you dude. How ya been?


Sounds solid, let's hear it, dude.


Heya dude. I'm not who you think I am.


I've only listened to her three most popular song and that radioactive cover, care to suggest one?


Night, yo.


Thanks a plenty, dude. Who are you?

the fucks a kolache?

talk dirty to me

I dunno, some dork. Don't think we've met though.
How are you?

been alright I suppose. about the same as I always am. how about you? enjoying your break?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vm9gcLLyZYo

imagine looking at a loli anus from that perspective, with that detail

...

Its really not that bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=2tdI7NiNgI0

I hope you can feel my angst


Its good food


I'm still not seeing what your problem is.

I was expecting poison. this was amusing as hell.

also in a revelation that will surprise you zero, I have watched this anime and loved it.

mhm ;~;

...

dude says dude way too much

Someone sent the video to me.
Never seen the show.

i just listen to whole playlists of her, i'd literally recommend any of them

Like is that even like an actual like problem?

the show is like, all traps all the time, the anime. short episodes. rather funny. you'd hate it.

Neat. People used to call me a dork too.
They used to.
They don't anymore.
Because I never leave my room.

I'm doing pretty good. But one of my biceps is bigger than the other because I don't know how to work out and I'm too lazy to check a guide. You all good, dude? So I call you dork or what?


Doing pretty decent, I can't remember if I told you but I got a 70% scholarship and some student work that counts as work experience. It's pretty gnarly.
But I gotta split down to Tripoli in about two hours, I meant to get some sleep but I was captivated by a dude in an orange hat and stunning teeth talking about memes. Now it's too late so I guess I'm here for a bit.


It's so edgy I cut my ears listening to it, yo. It's pretty good. Did I catch your name before or is my memory acting up again?


Why the sadface?


I'm a dude kinda guy.


Yeah but if someone was like, "Yo, hit me with the best Lindsey song", what would you give him off the top of your head?

The short episodes made it shit

Is that an actual question or just an exclamation?

you did tell me. it's pretty great.

this is a good place to waste your time, yeah. what are you going to do down in tripoli?

it didn't have nearly enough substance for full episodes.

hungry

I'm Nezumi, Archives, Ban..

I have a few other names that I don't use anymore too.

It could have just been cute traps doing cute things

that's what it was. I mean I would have liked more too but it was good for what it was.

I got like a password to get from the bank, and some clothes to get from grandma's place. I might have to sleep down there, which I really don't want to do. You got anything in your week, dude?


Well you should eat something, silly.


Nice to meet you, yo. Why did someone call you Archives?
You can call me Ana, Karen, Goldfish, Sandnigger or, like, whatever you want.

a big fat load of nothing really. just work and wasting the rest of my time here really.

I made it up like 6 years ago or something and I don't remember why.

I had a lot of folders and stuff I guess.

Only dorks go out, you've gotten better clearly.
Gotta even out your reps bruh, or something. I dunno I just run, bike, squat and do situps almost never.
I'm good though, I melted some cheese on some triscuits, being a lazy shit. I dunno, I picked this stupid fucking name a long time ago and just dedicated to it. Some people just say BT to reduce the cringe.

The credits made capping it very annoying

yeah I imagine. they were like half the episode every time.

OH my god im so uncomfortyable

In what way

...

It's bullshit

i dont have much... :(

my room is like fucking 30c and hasnt cooled down over the night
i slept too little
nauseous

Take a cold shower or something.

i wouldn't know how to respond

eat some ice. or get a bunch of fans. it's so hot here too, I feel your pain.

16+ or gtfo

Most dogs don't live to 16.

im gonna go in 10 mins anyway

alright i have to go to bed now

i like your style

g2g +9 miinutes

Where to?


Bye Revy

works

dogs also don't have fucking abs

I'd say hanging around here is a pretty good use of your time, chillin' and stuff.


You had? They gone now?
Still, it's a pretty rad name. Where were you posting six years ago?
More music?


All those fuckin' geeks outside and here I am being the coolest dude around with nobody around. It's the life.
All I do is pushups and curls and always both arms at the same time. I got no clue how I could fuck this up, but I did. Just Tank sounds pretty solid to me, though. Why cringe? Google says Bamboo Tanks are pretty rad.
Also I liked your music, got more?


All you need is some bread and cream cheese. Or some bread and anything. Or just bread. Go grab a bite!


Peace, dude.

Disgusting pony threads.

youtube.com/watch?v=gFDCHdKbKBY

Sux


You must hand out with nerdy dogs.

Thanks for that.
Why were they disgusting?

as opposed to the ones hitting the gyms and watching what they eat jesus christ

Exactly.

she mine!

not enough!

I got shown a lot of dicks for being an underage boy on the internet.

it was pretty gross

it's a pretty good waste of it at least, and that's all that matters to me.

strawpoll.me/11215143

When is Sombra coming?
She better not be a sniper.

they won't do that just like they won't make the new fire cat a fire fighting in pokemon. r-right guys?

I want someone who used the fist weapon.

of course you do, faggot.

die

spy class

...


Pugilism doesn't fit her theme at all.

With any luck, never.

If it turns into a fire/fighting pokemon i'm gonna restart and get the owl.

youtube.com/watch?v=4qOeZzZh9MM&list=PLmAVRRr5uCHP9F_Z1w5gpar2PvsvrhFCA

Hell yeah man, normies just don't know what's good.
Pffft, I'm more impressed than anything by that, good job. Tank's fine too, google doesn't get it though. When I think of a bamboo tank I think like, a large war machine made out of wood. Not fish tanks and shirts.

I'm not done wasting my life yet.

you won't be checking that before getting the game?

I'm not gay

Unless its like a hologram of a fist.

God point, I will probably do that.

Would that count>?

I am SWAMPED with freakin homework man.

In my world, maybe.

Just don't do it. That's what I do.

hahahaha and all that

eat it and say the dog ate it

...

Isn't it past your bedtime?

It's enough to stop you from being hungry though!
Eat up.


I mean, how much is "a lot" of dicks?
Are you, like, the one straight dude here?


She's gonna be the "stealth" hero, I think.


At some point I'm gonna need to refit my gas burner and I've never used this kind before. You gotta kind slide in the screw thing like a cork into the gas canister. Some dude did it wrong and set himself on fire. Not looking forward for when I have to do that.


I guess I'm listening to this playlist for now, thanks yo.
Here's the best part, I jack off with my left hand. There is literally no reason for my right arm to be bigger than my left. And yeah I get the thing with the tanks now, why'd you take the name in the first place? Saw a legit bamboo tank?

It was so many I had to make a folder for all of it.


One guy told me he was gonna molest me in a pit of mud.


Just really weird stuff

everything is so dangerous when you have to actually do shit. doing shit is the worst, man.

good luck.

You saved it all?

No I have too, I need to pass HS

no, dunmmu.

No, but last I checked you should already be sleeping.

Anytime chief, I love introducing bands to people.
Yeah that's just strange, I mean I'm not a doctor or anything but like why the fuck would you jerk off with your left hand?
My friend needed an original account name so I suggested the first shitty idea that came to mind, then immediately stole it and I've used it myself ever since.

Yeah but I never looked at it.

I mean, sure, with that attitude you do.

But then I would get fired for sleeping at work

Maybe getting fired is your destiny.

Yeah, appreciate it. Usually I got a friend that shows me this kinda stuff but he's off being a sleepy dude right now.
And yeah, like, I dunno, dude. First time I jacked off as a kid was to youtube videos cause porn was blocked in Dubai/Saudi Arabia. So, like, I would need to use the mouse to switch through tabs and shit and I wanted to jack off at the same time, so it just kinda happened like that.
Account for what? Also, who's the dude you're posting?


Why keep it, then? Just a treasure?

God, living somewhere that porn is blocked? Saudi Arabia sounds almost as bad as Utah.

I never really had a reason for saving it.

I deleted them all when I quit though.

speed it up

exactly.
How are you?

pff, who needs to work

It's a chill as fuck place, honestly. No taxes, bank doesn't take interest, food is super clean, houses are top notch. Everything is cheap as hell too. Bottle of water is 25 cents I guess. The no porn thing was pretty shit, dude, didn't get to use any of the chans till I was nearly seventeen when I did a semester in america.
What's so bad about Utah?


Yeah? Just liked keeping a collection?
You ever saved anything else that was kinda odd?

well if you won't listen to perfectly reasonable suggestions I have no idea how to help you, cooki.


I will do my very best you better believe it

I like this phrase, but sadly I can't use it. I know I'd sound like a chode if I tried to use the word dude.
What were you doing there? Wait, what the fuck are you doing in Lebanon? Is that a real place? Are you a proxy?
Also I guess that makes sense. I mean, I'd never do it. I'd never jerk off in general though, being the purely innocent human being I am.
I think he just needed a screen name for Halo: CE
I dunno, some generic reaction image. I have lots.

Right now I just have a lot of butts saved.

Just listening to music until I'm tired enough to go to bed. Have to get up early for swimming class.


Makes sense with all the oil money I guess. Utah is where the Mormons live.

Baebe pls


I do
So i can buy things i want

I mean, have you even tried getting fired? How do you know that you wouldn't like it?

Why would I do that
I would just quit if I wanted to stop working here

Maybe you'd like getting fired better. Maybe quitting would throw you into a spiraling depression from which you would never recover.

Quitting sounds like a huge relief actually
But I need the monies

I mean, like, people rip on me all the time for talking the way I do, you gotta kinda keep doing it until people get used to it.
Hit me up with another album, yo. This one was pretty good.
Yeah, I'm an arab. Saudi Arabia's a cheap and safe place to live, so my parents live there while I go to college here, I'm Lebanese by birthplace and parents.
And yeah dude, totally. I feel you. No jerking off. I actually help out homeless shelters on the weekends too.
And yo I'd prove it to you but I don't think I have any way of showing you I actually live here, if you got an idea tell me and I'll do it cause this question's getting asked too much.


Care to share an interesting butt?


Yeah, Saudi citizens get a TON of benefits too. We had this old dude at our school who did nothing but play on his phone all day in a comfy chair and big office. They hired him because it was a Lebanese/American school that needed to fulfill the Saudi worker quota placed by the government.
Lots of the time you see shit like lazy teenagers getting manager positions at supermarkets just because they're Saudi. They come to work in sandals and sweatpants and just use their phone all day. Shit's trash, yo.
But, like, the no taxes/interest thing is in the Islamic doctrine.
What's so bad about Mormons? What do they do?

You should see about quitting the work part but still getting paid. That sounds pretty optimal.

If only it worked that way

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I think something's up with his face, dude.

it isnt

Pretty interesting, right?

Things like that always remind me that people are all the same no matter where in the world you go.

They're just very morally conservative. Bizarre and strange rules for alcohol, sex, marriage, social status. Like a different flavor of highly puritanical Christians, basically.

youtube.com/watch?v=WzoYQFDw4nI

Can't force it bby, I just gotta let me do me.
I'm just kidding with you man, I don't care where people are from. I mean, apart from being curious I guess, I don't know what it's like there.

I gotta sleep though, good to meet ya chief. Hopefully I'll see you around.

I'll see you around, dude. Have a good one.

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Bye

goodnight thread.

Bye Dumptruckcake

Don't wake up.

Well what can you do, you're hungry, right? At least fill your belly up a little.


Why does he wear the mask?


What do you think people are like? The same, yeah? Like what?

I mean like, how bizarre are we talking, dude? You got specifics on the laws?

good night.

He probably doesn't like his boy face.

Bye, cups.

Those are some pretty fine legs, though.
You got any pictures that you saved because you were like, "The fuck?"

this one

Neenee

The fuck?

Guero is a beautiful girl.

I have some other cool stuff to but I was told "not to share"

It's just that people in America generally think of Saudi Arabia as an alien planet populated with a different species, but what you described sounds like something you'd be laughing about going on in your own town in Whereverville USA.

"Zion curtains are partitions unique to Utah restaurants that separate restaurant bartenders preparing alcoholic drinks from the customers who order them.[10] The partitions are only mandated for restaurants with "Limited-Service Restaurant Licenses" and "Full-Service Restaurant Licenses".[10][11] These partitions are often made of frosted glass since they are required to be "solid, translucent, [and] permanent".[10] They were mandated in hopes of combating excessive drinking by keeping alcohol out of sight of restaurant patrons who choose not to consume alcohol.[12]"

Just this sort of thing. It's mostly only bad in Utah though, the Mormon populations in other states are somewhat less goofy. Still know a few that don't drink caffeine and go on missions and stuff though.

why are you like this

Like what?

ALIVE
GOT EM

Nice one

thanks man i tried my best
hows shit been
we haven't talked in like two months

Absolutely wonderful.


Well shit, dude. Can't break a promise, yeah?
How about something that you're okay with sharing? I'm pretty curious to see what a dude called "Archives" has saved.


Yeah dude, it's all chill. Maybe, like, the customs and certain things are kinda different but at the heart of it, everyone is just human. Saudi Arabia is one of the better ones though, Lebanon is a complete shithole with retarded leaders.

I had to read that a couple of times to get it. So it's to just keep the alcohol outta sight? Why not just use a curtain or something?

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Does anyone actually care about gay people in Saudi Arabia?

I mean, I guess you're supposed to still be able to see the guy making your drink, I don't really understand it either though. Probably because it's a stupid rule that doesn't actually make sense.

Are you the fine gentleman in the picture, dude?
Up for marrying a swole, handsome arabian prince and getting him a greencard?
I'm great at parties.
get me out of here please


Yo dude, people think you're me.

I've been the same except working more.

"but we've never even met" -I reply to myself nervously

I'm really not sure what you want.

Eh, not a fan of that one.

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did you just fucking assume my gender in 2016


That sounds horribly boring ban
i'm also exactly the same except i babysit and make a tiny bit of money
and i'm ready to fucking die now

That picture's got some Schrodinger's penis going on.
And yeah, that bit's true. you could get killed there for being gay. But, like, there's a lot of shit going on beneath the surface.
Like, think of the alcohol thing, yeah? Alcohol is banned there, but my dad kept a bottle of Vodka in the fridge for a year. He bought this bottle from the crates that the Saudi Princes smuggle into the country to keep the economy flowing. You gotta show the world you're "le tough islamic state" but at the same time some shit is just retarded. Some chill dude called Tariq Ramadan is re-interpreting the Qu'ran to be applicable in the modern world.

But, like, anywhere else it's not really a problem unless it's some afghanistan-like country where they're still living in villages with no electricity. Like over here in Lebanon there's a fair bit of gays, but at the same time you'll get looks if you talk about it, you know? My parents wouldn't disown me if I told them I was bi but they'd be ashamed and keep it a secret.

That's just, like, the cultural lag we've got with the rest of the world. It's kinda fucked, dude.


That was a good one, another?
Nothing wrong with having a second consciousness, dude. We're all one, in the end. I'm the radical part of yourself you're afraid to show to people.


It doesn't have to be butts, yo. Anything.
Like I once saw this picture of some dude's guts all over this airplane turbine. But the plane was still in the hangar. How'd he get in? How'd it turn on while staying in the hangar? Shit like that, you know?

That one is way hotter. Much better.

Whisper your pronouns into my ear, baby.

You were already ready to die.

This is to hard

I thought you would like it.

Sounds nerve-wracking. At least you haven't ran into any trouble.


I didn't know you could think.

I would, but all the good ones are dead memes now. I identify as a fucking dead meme.


Yeah but now I'm beyond ready
like an overripe banana
except I won't be used for delicious banana bread

I'm actually quite shy irl even though I'm pretty vocal here, so that's somewhat accurate

This snake's boobs look spine damage inducing.

And I didn't know you could actually have a conversation with another human.

Good luck with your death things then.

Maybe they're usually more reasonably-sized, but she got a couple of unfortunate bee stings.

I assume that I can. I've never had the opportunity, unfortunately.

Im trying to figure out what animal she is

Bunny rabbit. Floofy tail and long ears.

Shit, maybe I'm asking too much, yo.


Nah dude, shit's pretty chill for the most part. There's suicide bombings and shit from ISIS and crap since we live so close to them, but nobody really cares cause it's not in some euro country. Life goes on.
Oh but there was this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riyadh_compound_bombings
I was in the Mohaya compound when the car bomb went off and they started tossing grenades into houses. Almost died a few times but it made for a really great story.


Harambe?


Don't worry about it then, dude. I'll let loose for you when you can't. Shout it to the world.
So you got any more music for me? Your day been alright?


I'd say that's a bunny, yo.

Fuck I fucked up on my pronouns

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Body shots

she's got some serious uh
baggage in the actual game
I just like her face.
:^)


thanks, man. it means a lot.

You fucked up, dude.


This is what I meant. This is some good shit right here, yo.
Why the fuck did this happen.

Thats what friends are for, don't worry about it.

Nice. I guess. I think I'll stick to being a pussified Western youth, leave the Jihadists to you.


I mean, by the looks of that rabbit, you probably hit the preferred pronoun right on the head.

Yeah dude, radical.
I kinda wish I had your internet though. We got, like, 40GB data caps per month on the internet connections here. That and like less than a megabyte of speed. Sometimes below a hundred kilobytes.
What state do you live in?

My day was okay
just haven't been feeling well
kinda nauseous

Its the fastest way to feed a nigga when hes down.

I'm going to bed

Black Mario really knows how to take a shot.


Ouch. And people here complain about their speeds, haha. I live in Wisconsin. If you ever need a lot of dairy farms that smell like absolute shit, we've got you covered.

This sounds fucking great, dude.
What's up though? Your day been rough?
What does Nezi mean?


Night, arc.


Yeah, dude. When someone tells me their game is "unplayable" I assume something like four hundred ping but then they're talking about something like a hundred fifty. You don't know what you have until it's gone, yeah?

You live in a rural area? Green is nice. What's the weather like in Wisconsin?

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I don't, no, I'm in the city. It's not much of a drive in any direction to hit something rural, though. It runs the gamut I guess, the typical lows in winter are like 15-25, summers are like 80-90. Then a few awful days or weeks of below zero and over 95 mixed in there. Fall and Spring are mild. What's it like where you live?

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easy day, just went to school and back
just not feeling good

stress eating all kinds of weird stuff = tummy problems

When I needed a username when I was younger, I was annoyed by two things: people with complicated, long usernames like xXSm0k3W3eD42060BlAzzZEiTxXx and people not using the same username across all platforms and all over their internet presence.
So I picked six random letters, alternating consonant and vowel...
and got Neziwi

Wow, so you now are betraying your younger self by using both "Nezi" and "Neziwi". What a dark ending to this tale.

I love hearing random gunshots on my block at 3 am.

New thread, yo.

nah
I normally have my !Neziwi tripcode on but I've been changing my name around a ton and was using a meme tripcode