Rosegold curling iron cause I ain't no cheap whore edition~

Rosegold curling iron cause I ain't no cheap whore edition~

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Only if it's superior bratwurst.

Everybody wants to go to the gun show.

I hate you all

...

Kek

love you too, Scooters

...

❤️

I second Scoot's ♥.

❤️ Squad

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dead squad in a super dead community killed by highschool drama

❤️

Dream is still alive :c

💋 🍌

Is it letting posts through yet?

...

*gags*

THIS.
IS.
NOT.
OKAY.
HOLY.
SHIT.

Rin, you ready to funnel~?

Hideyoshi is, for all intents and purposes, a girl.

No.

NOOOOOOO

...

Fat shaming should be legal.
If only because being obese is unhealthy and fat enablers should be fucking shot for not understanding that.


I'm not convinced she's a guy either.

...

Fat shaming is illegal? :c

...

...

Hideyoshi is Hideyoshi. They go over this at least once an episode.

People act like it is.

Stop shaming full stop

Shame hurts

Fat people should be used to solve world hunger.

That would most likely result in some sort of encephalitis similar to mad cow.

...

Problem solved

...

I mean I guess if you're going for a twofer of eliminating fatties and starving people, then sure.

Fatties are just all around disgusting.

AND THEY EAT YOUR BLACK RASPBERRY ICE CREAM WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE

...

...

They eat everything.
It's how they ended up that way.

I'll take the bottom one.

It's almost like she knows neither how to grind on a stick, nor the clip she's trying to mimic.

What the actual fuck?

W-what is happening

I don't understand

Blyat!!

...

Nap time. If you got the digits, text me

...

...

Can I get the digits?

And the song because it's catchy af.

Can you not?

Only if you post more of her.

This is kind of the reason anime is trash: no one would ever do this.

But this is me_irl

I already posted them publicly before *shrugs*

canna getcho numba???

But I has none.

Elma's number is ___8675309.

No, Scoot.


But I am Mandy, Elms.....

I'm sure the long-distance and international charges would be not so good for the either of us :(


It's a 603 number~


Prove it.

did somebody say "sweetie belle's vagina"?

Wow it rlly is

youtube.com/watch?v=Dg_YueZ4fi8

This better not be the song.

y live

:')

Merc x Scootaloo (the poster) OTP.

For shoes probably^^


10 points for getting it stuck in my head :(

wat

How? Here is my trip...

oh, hi mandy

You're welcome.
I'm gonna go lay down to nurse a headache.
Have fun.

Hello love. I thought you were going to nap though?

I'm laying in bed now. I didn't expect the internet to hold up. It's usually much worse up here in my room :p

Whatchya been up to?

Ah, I know how that can be. I ended up buying a new router just so I had wifi in my room.

I've been just alive. Working a lot. Trying to start working out regularly again. Nothing interesting, sadly.

How about yourself? Things been good lately?

Next stage, arm the homeless.

Jess had that minion shampoo for her kid

kids fuckin' love minions, idk why

Well now a nap is completely off the table. There is country being blared downstairs :(


Things have been splendid, thanks^^ How much can you benchpress~?

We used to have like a really good one or maybe just a signal extender but my roommate's ex-fiance took it when he left.

Absolutely horrific.

I can sing better country if you like.

Ummm....I don't really bench press. I curl 35 lb dumbbells. And press them I suppose. And do other shit with them.

I am not a strong man.

mfw trusted with a child

You make a compelling point!

So what brings you to anime hell?

Ooh. No, I don't like country at all. this is bad.

I see. I just ask cause it's a weird fantasy I have lol. I struggle with the 36.5 pound frenchfry boxes at work so I get other people to get my stuff for me and it's fantabulous.


I was showing my friend some louboutins over the weekend lol she didn't like the pricepoint very much XD

drunk

Well sorry to hear that.

What's the fantasy? To be bench pressed?

And yeah, I don't get that luxury. I move thousands of pounds of beer every day.

Solid reason for ending up here.

Why...... why are there ponies here

getting hammered for info
old time tradition

#WeAreWeaboo

as in
pony posters or
the actual pony images

allegedly, yes. I don't know why haha

That sucks. I'm pretty hyped about being weak as shit and not needing to lift things anymore. This whole over-explaining thing is kinda okay cause I play into it lol

Pour some beer into an envelope and mail it to me.

Allegedly? Who alleges that that is indeed your fantasy?

But that shouldn't be too hard to do. You can't be more than what, 130, 140? Give me 3 months, I can do that easy.

I wish I was stronger. I took a long hiatus off working out, and it shows. I need to start doing pull ups and what not though. My bar is over at my father's house though.

could just bring some maybe

That's not at all uncommon though, is it?

Implausible amount of work. Plus, this is the real silent hill. Fuckin save yourself man.

I do .//.

I'm like 122, but I ate a lot this weekend so that could have changed.

Working out is hard x_x I have to get more cardio in or something my doctor said.

the promise of early death is enticing though

But theyre so pretty!!!

Yeah, that is easy peasy.

And yeah, cardio is important. I need to get out and start running when it cools down a bit still. Still too hot.

omg I know!


Running is stupid though ugh

By the way, this girl is absolutely adorable.


It isn't that bad. Better than cycling.

the important thing is to just not be fat, because fat people are ugly and stupid

This isn't where you go to die, it's where you get stuck forever.

Yeah we talked about that here

...

...

if you lived in sweetie belle that would be fine

okay, in general I don't think murder should be legal
but every now and then, it's not hard to tell when charges shouldn't be pressed

Stop getting me hard, loco.

Cycling is easier on the joints at least.

Yeah, but it isn't as good as running is. It isn't THAT rough on your joints. It also feels great to be able to run a couple miles easily.

yeah instead its just rednecks and old people
supporting that woman's lifestyle could be considered assisted suicide at least

I'm so lost


images


Seemed uncommon to me

come live with me in wasaga after I transfer
could happen this month if Scott knows what he's talking about

You are among ones who love you.

...

I'd say it happens every so often, really. Just need enough people from Pony together and it goes rather fast.

Depends what jobs are up that way.
Also on if it's a house or an apartment.

thread is like 30% ex pony posters my dude

That's a nice plus!

Buy all of them wahahahaha

Really? they don't seem to post images of ponies often

iunno we'll figure that out

house would be great

See, you aren't lost anymore.

...

wonderful choice in titan lover.

...

Thanks senpai! not bad at all yourself

that's because they're disgusting race traitors

Tried to steal that post number, fuck.
Yeah house would be ideal, I still kind of want to live alone generally but a house with you would be pretty okay.

i dont remember how old of a poster you are but yeah like
50% old furfags
30% old pony posters
10% actual weebs
5% actual sociopaths
and 5% bored normalfags
none of us are free of sin

it'd just be us
no girls allowed

Well if you insist.

i forgot to factor the league fags into that but most of them fall under one of the other categories anyway

You are underestimating my daintiness.


I have $4 :(

Went a little overboard at the mall.

Pics?

...

Wouldn't hurt to look at jobs in the area I guess.
Just focused on getting my license right now, if I luck out I can write the exam in October.

Aww, you are all cute and dainty.

you do you, but do consider it

I'm looking for a shake up. I've been in stasis for a long time, keeping myself just on track, but I've gotten restless and bored.

Better to direct that towards constructive change than something stupid again, like the Jess things. But you I trust. I wouldn't mind a change of venue.

Told ya so

Ain't that rather generous?

bored normalfag here

wat

Well, I mean... "normal"

Yeah, I like to think I'd be harmless. We could pretty realistically figure out a thing. I mean, sharing a house sounds probably better overall than trying to find an apartment that's both cheap and doesn't have shit neighbors.

Just let me know what's going on as you get work figured out, I'm definitely gonna keep it in mind at the very least.

...

I figured he meant that even the normalfags tend to have something.

I have the biggest crush on Eric Andre

Ooh, like what I wonder~

youtu.be/vL8Dz4mGv1g?t=67

we'll split the equity

Sin.
Which sin depends on whom, of course.

Wouldn't you be among that 5%?

oh good you're still up. I'll be back in a bit.

I'm trying to get on stage.


Probably, yes.

It depends on what you consider sin too.

fuck the rest of you

I concede.

Worth!

That's rude, stutter fuck.

Me in the front

...

Bwhaha, alright.
I'm really never asleep at this time... Though I did accidentally fell asleep when my computer crashed earlier today...


I always just kinda assume the classic 7.
Sloth, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Pride, Gluttony and Greedy.
I'm rather prone to Slothfulness.

All according to plan.


Haha, yes. I got some nice stuffs that I needed.

No shoes though. I should have gotten shoes.

I just need money first, and a license to work in muh field.

and Greedy.

Sloth, envy, and pride are very Welma this season, but I feel like much better of a person nowadays.

.....plan?

there's all the time in the world

and if it doesn't work out, suicide pact?

Hey, atleast you got some cute things though. That is the main thing.

WAHAHA

Jokes on you. I rarely have an actual plan!

The Ulta sales were bonkers. We ended up going back again yesterday cause they're daily sales.

So...you have no plans??

Same here, actually. Since like 1-2 months back.
Shit happened.
I'd say that's an uncommon mix, no?

Translator's Note:
Plan means Plan

Regarding what?

What did you get, in total?

yeah? well
you're right I apologize


classic rin.


if your computer isn't working there's literally no reason to be awake, honestly.


stop stealing my bits, rin

read my mind

...m-me...

I don't think I've ever seen more effort put into a drawing of jeans.


That's what I was thinking. I really didn't mean to sleep, though.

...

well just means you're up now, so I approve.


fuck you want, dog lover?

it might be nice to live in the beach again in the interim

Same

(you)

...

you.

What did he mean by this?

On lunch break so I came home as usual.


ayy fam lmao


Sup?

Yeah, it was just two hours or something. I dislike taking naps though.
How ya doing?

In Wasaga? Or you mean you're movin around in Barrie.

I got some tops, a cozy cardigan, a hodge-podge of makeup, new tongue jewelry, a necklace, a bag and a cute af pompom keychain to go with it, my hair done up, rosegold curling iron, a hair dryer and some other hair stuffs, food and pumpkin spice lattes of course because 2 days of shopping is an extreme sport. I feel like I'm leaving a couple things out. I dunno

wasager

Oh, no. I mean if anything get to know you better I suppose.

proud of you


naps do kind of screw everything up, I know.

I'm okay. got home a bit ago. just took a shower. now to waste the rest of my day.
what are you up to?

I hate the beach, but Wasaga has that fantastic paintball place, so I'd be aggressively hype for that.

Now babs is here?

...

He's been here before.

I tend to wake up all groggy, but I was fine today.
Wasting the rest of your day, I suppose.

How was I supposed to know that?

if you are involved it could hardly be much of a waste though

it's only awful during the summer and the weekends especially, when the tourists are around

we'll just stay inside

Yeah, that

Pffft.

I show up like, quarterly

I didn't expect you to. I'm just letting you know.

youtube.com/watch?v=BjvfIJstWeg


Nothing much, just made a cuppa, listening to the cure and taking meds. Nothing exciting. Et tu, brute?


Me, me, me, me, me......... (you) too.


Hot damn!!! thats a hella haul!

don't laugh at me!


ha, gay

Heading back to work in a bit.
I'm only on break, but I drive home for lunch.

that's like
4 times


Now get machi over here and we'll take over

(You)
(You)
Are your (You)'s not capitalized?


I wouldn't, but if you don't want me to laugh, don't crack adorable jokes. Laughing hides the speechlessness.

it's a rolling average

I can't let you do that, I'm taking over, can't have competition.

yeah they are actually

that was neither adorable nor a joke. hmph.

Yes, yes it was. I'm kinda all-in at this point ^~^

But if there are dolls, there has to be a machi

Woo Woo, keep the faith you degenerate cunt.


My you has never been capitalized. I HATE CAPITALISM

speaking of which, there maybe hope for goggles. Australia are talking about introducing the same-sex marriage bill. Him and Dags could finally have that totally bogan wedding.

What happens if it stands up?

It was adorable either way.
If it wasn't a joke, that just makes it that much more adorable, though~

I don't know

catch ya later, chuckle fuck.

I'm out.

How utterly fabulous.
For some reason I suddenly had Joanna Lumley's voice in my noggin.
Her and her damned sultry voice.

Whatever you say

Are you trying to break the "highest scum variety" record?

staying inside during all my spare time sounds like a good plan A
especially if we get actual internet, mainly if we have actual internet

Later.

ha, good for them.


fortune so help me...


bye squash, miss you already

SHUT IT

I affiliated to the more mainstream labour party since the rise of the glorious leader. But I am of communistic/anarchistic stock.

it's pretty much what I do

but the beach is nice when it's not clogged with faggots

Whatcha gonna do, pout at me~?


lol

You bring this on yourself~

Has anybody told you that based on a picture of your wall alone it would be easy to assume that you're a teenage girl?

happy birthday, cupcake

Did I come out with maximum points?


I am pretty sure it is brought up every 2nd TC or something.

I already did that and it did nothing. all of my best tricks are apparently useless.
this is quite troubling.


that's quite enough, you.


why thank you, maddie.

Did you whores know about this

kotaku.com/overwatch-healsluts-turn-playing-support-into-an-erotic-1786553002?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

I remember seeing this idea proposed somewhere. I can't believe it took off.

Hope you did something fun^^

Then stop me

Even has its own subreddit and shit now
RIP overwatch

You call it useless, I call it proof of adorableness.
Melts my heart.


All-time highscore.

...

Fucking healsluts

love for my mercy players

Justice rains supreme.

;~;

Healsluts, huh? I learned about it last year.
The concept is so alien to me, but I love it.

I just have a weird aversion to beaches, paintball though..
Man I haven't even done that once this year. I miss getting shot like a dipshit.

I haven't done it, like, ever
I should sometime

Do you like to be dominated and put in your place by your big strong tank?

Only played OW during some Beta Weekend.
Only played Reinhardt. I love me some frontline.

I wanna be a healslut when I grow up

I am not amazed at all, I knew this would be something that exists, but I somehow am still disappointed with the human species.

Reinhardt is pretty sweet.

well I mean, there were healslut threads before the game was even out I even made a few and the game hasn't been infected really. I've played over 300 hours and have really never seen anything like that going on in game.


went to my family's house, had some pretty damn good food and ice cream cake. it was very nice. my mom is taking me to get new glasses on friday for my present, so pretty happy about that. it was the only thing I wanted.


I cannot stop you but I can be very cross about this.

then I will never post it again! except for when I am in need of conveying extreme pouting


you're already halfway there

WOAAAAAAH

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

post butt

hahahaha brilliant moment

le rampant degeneracy

Fucking this. I think my fourth most used character is Mercy, not anymore, not touching that after this


Yet
Its only three months old and the hype just began
I hope you will stay right


At least you take the tank

I want my whole team to not die and for fucks sake keep flankers off my dick jesus christ.

It's stupid fun, especially at Wasaga.

Ouchies x_x

Sounds like a solid bday dinner woop woop

Healsluts started waaaay before overwatch.


Follow your dreams.


Hehe, I don't mind. I'll just get you all pouty again, seems easy enough.

good times :')

It was a joke sort of

Yeah yeah, probably since dungeons and dragons, I just want them to stay hidden in their pitch black festering pit of deviancy.

...

lets do it then nignog
I dare you

Morbid curiousity.
I love pulling player aggro. I love being the guy who demands attention from the enemy. I don't need to deal the most damage or necessarily live through the entire fight, but it's my favorite way of making sure my teammates do.

it's going to be fine. if anything, kotaku covering it will ruin it for everyone because kotaku fucks everything up.


just a joke, silly.

yeah it was pretty nice.


yeah, everyone knows maddie really wants to be a kitty when she grows up.

...

...

you will not. I have composed myself now. you just caught me off guard after a workday that's all. hmph.

interested in healsluts? it's one of my fetishes do ho ho

Scoot signing off.

Gibe the Nee nee please

sleep well scooters.

nini

Sometimes i wonder whether the internet creates degenerates, or just enables them.
Bit of both, probably.


...aw.


Nini.

HMMPH


nini gooby~


???

Bloody liberals.
Got a point there
H O P E


I also prefer tanks, I know that feel
You should actually get the game, tanking is real there
And you can also hoard personal pet sluts

so cute.

Don'tcha worry, I'm sure I'll manage to find the cracks in your armor again.
I... can't say I'm not.

Did I miss the part where we laugh at cake?

OH COME ON

I'm fuckin off tho guys, gotta get that sleep I couldn't last night
Just thought this might interest a few here

You're not actually supposed to STOP laughing at Cake.

really it could only help the game though, we need more dedicated healers who actually want to impress people with how well they do


looks like I just found a crack in your armor.


hey. fuck you buddy.


later jacky boy.


wa ha ha~

I didn't get that memo

FUCK

bill bailey is a pleb

Oh you'd like that WOULDNT YOU

Are you sure you're minding this healslut thing?
I'm not one for FPS'es really.
I'm also not one for spending that much on a title.

does jack not know I'm cupcake? I totally thought he did know that.

no don't be gay

I still have all my equipment nigga

I'm pretty sure he was saying you're the person he specifically thought it would interest.

Because you're a degenerate.

Wait,

YOU'RE CUPCAKE?


Fiiine

SHEESH

I have a bucket of paint and I can throw it pretty good I guess

...

;~;


I don't even games though. I'd need to heal irl.

this is one of my favorite reaper pics


oooh. well he was right in a way. but I was into the fetish even before overwatch was a thing.


no shut up.

no shut up.


no tears now only MORE TEARS

Oh shit its babs

lmao that nigga hates me

Sup Babs

Curiousity is my bane. I find something I like a bit, but is really strange to me. I want to know more about it, but I don't look into it too much. The idea sticks in my head, curiousity turning into something else while forming cracks for you to find, I guess.


...Nurse Elma?
Healslut nurses???
This is too much for me.

Never change.

Why do you hurt me so

sorry to disappoint but all I remember about people I don't like is their names, so I can antagonize them later if I feel like it

well I don't even like doing it in game really because I actually play properly, but it's a fun one to talk about.


because you love it you whore.

Says WHO

rude


hihi soto


huehue hue

now i need to get a nurse outfit ;p

...
...
You tried, didn't you?

says yo daddy.


you knew this about me and yet you STILL REPLY.

Fortune my hair is so long
Its ridiculous


Soto doesn't ring a bell?
Maybe you secretly like me and just pretended to hate me all this time
What a tsundere piece of garbage lmao

hihi Elma
Hows the Monday coming along?

I DONT HAVE A DAD

a couple times. it's very boring honestly. you can't exactly do much chatting in the middle of the game and no way am I doing like phone sex shit in general, let alone during a game.

This is why I said "follow your dreams".
Some dreams come true.


Pics.
I should get a haircut, too.

then why did you keep calling me that last night?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

short ass hair dude talking about long hair fuck out of here soto

I remember
I just can't get in a fighting mood when I'm thinking about sweetie belle

Lame.

Oh wow, hi Jesus, I can't believe I'm finally meeting you.

I guess something as fast-paced and non-stop as Overwatch kinda sucks for it, too.

You were dreaming, obviously

this guy


yeah exactly. it's better for like MMOs but fuck playing those pieces of shit to get e laid.


funny, you were the one who said "this is like a dream come true"

several times.

Oh shit I'm gonna fucking kill me for staying out past curfew fuck

I did that once to a smaller extent
You can rent guns at Wasaga, or I'd just let you borrow one of mine

man everything this artist does is fucking great

the only person who matters to me is me, so like psychologically, metaphysically, there's just me and the ideas of things I like and hate

I just kinda vaguely remember which people are the archetypes for which

Fucking fight me you sack of rocks

I can't see cause of my hair bruh

And then you woke up and remembered that I was at least 1,000 miles away

I guess I'll weigh the pros and cons

It's ok, he is only 20 miles away from me.

I love MMO's.
I never play MMO's as I get bored before I'm even halfway through leveling...
I assume you're not a MOBA person?


...The heck you talking about?

yeah someone else linked me the tumblr and I scrolled for like thirty minutes just laughing


you call that long you fucking pansy? my hair could eat your hair for breakfast without even pouring any milk over it first.


distance ain't nothin' but a number, baby.

I've had a lovely weekend so now I need my dose of mean :p


It was the last day off of my impromptu 4 day weekend. How's it been for you?


I found out that I'm too squeamish for gore now. My dream is to be a baker^^

well I'm fresh out actually. at least for you. you should keep feeling lovely.

You should have him call YOU daddy.
although that's not exactly hard


Distance might be a little more than a number though~

A baker?
It always sounds... tranquil, I suppose.
Though it's probably a lot of rushing in the mornings.

I am absolutely not a moba person. I'm not even a competitive multiplayer or multiplayer gamer in general really. I have no idea what it is about overwatch that keeps me coming back to it.

like I told you earlier, I like me some single player.


and we can never let squash forget that.


speaking of distance I need some space, ducky. you're smothering me. I know I was good last night but damn bitch, swerve.

aww, okay then


Haha, it's just my favorite kind of cooking^^

Bitch
Please

cons: getting shot
pros: shooting dorks

yeah, dudes great. reapfield is genius.

Do you want to call me daddy, Irish? Can you croon for me?


Well that would just be humane.

Yeah, I remember.
I can't think of any non-MMO PvE game that requires a healer, without it being a game where you enter as a premade group.
I'm not really competetive either, yet my two most-played games are PvP only.


As someone who never ever cooks, what's good about baking?

I don't call anyone daddy

Well I do hate dorks

and being awake

I have run out of things to say.


it's fine I was done with that bit anyway.


yeah it's pretty hilarious


gotta give him something to think about other than how to turn you gay.
these redheads you are posting are fucking lovely


well, I wasn't thinking of playing a game and doing any of that with you...

It's not too late to start.


I don't think there is a power on this world to do that.

Also, I fucking love redheads

Oof, you almost had me convinced.

Good bits are dumb
LIK U


Nah I'm pretty sure it's too late for me

GO ON WITHOUT ME

his jealousy at least will slow down his thought process on it all.

I know you do, dumdum.


well, I said I don't want to play a game...not that I don't want to play


hurtful.

...

cup why are you not on discord

I never suppose

You have to be mega super uber more precise with measurements for things to come out right. It's more like a science^^

Also: Cookies are delicious. That's why bakers dozens are a thing!

vocaroo.com/i/s1Rf3f1r7Ay1


I don't think so.

And I wasn't sure you caught on....

Well, I usually sleep pretty heavily after a day of playing. Gets your adrenaline going so you can crash later.

Now to just shitpost at you

why would I be?


that's unfortunate, I suppose.
hi kisskiss


redhead and tiny titties? damn you stepped it up, mandy. more like that. you can skip the gross lower stuff.


no this is not the path I wanted to take get me off this riiiide

I hurt out of love


Your jigs will not sway me

idk
so i can tag you like this
@cup

I had to google Baker's dozen to know what it meant, but it says it refers to something rather contradicionary.
Cookies are neat tho.


Huh. You actually meant it. I wasn't completely sure.
This is better, though.

when I went to pixiv for more art I thought maybe another dozen or so pics or something. not like 200 more. this is ridiculous. I hate pixiv so much but holy shit.


the best kind of hurt.


I don't feel like playing overwatch any time soon so I see no real reason to be on discord at the moment. besides you can find me here all the time, dumdum.


shh

...

shhh

oh how the tables have turned!


you shh.

quiet you...

:(

Is that so? Are you more a slow tempo?

It's a dozen +1 so you can try your creation!

I'll remember this.

ITS LONG TO ME OKAY?

IM SORRY IM NOT A FUCKING FAILTRAP WHO LETS THEIR HAIR GROW UP TO THEIR ASS

I got more where that came from


Those are closely guarded secrets

wub you guero chan


never.


excellent. and I can pretend she has a penis tucked away in there. it's perfect.


do ho ho. I'm sure you'll get me back later.


you should be sorry. I accept your apology.


I'm all loved out right now you rascal.

Soto. Your hair is not long.

Well then I shall hold onto the hurt for later.

Count on it.

...

i don't want you to love me
i want you to help me pass the time until my demise you piece of fuck

vocaroo.com/i/s1ghxjjKOfLJ


But...she doesn't.

I wouldn't have bothered provoking you if I wasn't counting on the retaliation later.


wrap it up in aluminum foooooil
fooooooil


that's what I want out of you as well, buddy. and we can pass it here. have you found my steam yet? I'm not on at the moment but if you find it and add me I'll accept. maybe


keep posting her with something covering the downstairs and let me have my fucking fantasy you whore.

reapfield too cute

Sorry, was transferring beer into bottles.


Again, lame.

THE ONLY THING THAT DISTRACTS ME FROM THE CRUSHING INEVITABILITY OF DEATH IS VIDEO GAMES, CUPCAKE.

I bloody knew it. Meant to call it.
Played like a fiddle.

But....

Better... Better


This way the government can't get at it!

he really is


oh nice, you finished it? how does it taste?


so play your stupid "the forest" or whatever other dumbshit you do when we don't play overwatch.

I read your posts in your voice and it makes them so much better


I'm very good at this, remember? also how long will you be up? it's like 2:30 am for you isn't it? you going to be alright tomorrow?


very nice butt. as long as I don't see the front part the penis is there for me.

...

Babs is rip so now I have to channel my shitposting at you
Take one for the team, cup

So this isn't your style?

vocaroo.com/i/s1QdWSuDVgF4

precisely.


this seems highly unfair. what did I do to deserve this?

I added the priming sugar and just bottled it. It'll take about 1-2 weeks for it to get carbonated.

It's at over 8%ABV though. So that's good.

good fucking grief I just want to bite that butt.

Evidently.
Me sleeping before 3AM basically just doesn't happen.

...

Cup only cares for the back butt, not the front butt.

I like with a little more instrumentation


Dont be so precise, they'll find it

oh I see. well alright then.

most delightful. even 8% can really fuck you up. it's amazing to me how much vodka I can drink before getting drunk but it only takes like two cans of mike's harder (8% alcohol) to get me a super nice drunk/buzz thing.

it's super weird to me still how different alcohols get you different kinds of drunk.


ah. me sleeping after 3am usually doesn't happen. looks like the time difference isn't too big of an issue after all, heh.


just focus on the top part just focus on the top part just focus on the top part


good point. almost slipped up big time there.

...

gave me attention

That's fucking excellent.

There's a front butt?
Next you'll tell me the vagina ISNT back of the knee, right?


they're already onto you

And I have over four gallons worth.

all my other friends are busy
should i just buy a new game or something
recommend me a fucking book IDK
THROW ME A BONE

NEW

Hehe, I guess.
Your 3 is my 12, which tends to be when I wake up.

I ran out of bottles and had to use a 2 liter coke bottle.

Here's hoping it doesn't explode.


Girls have a front butt, yes.

A whole new world has opened to me

In reality people just end up getting high, running barefoot into the streets, and throwing bibles at eachother.