WebM thread

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Damn, it's been too long.

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IT'S SHIT

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Demo best

Nigga what?

yeah, he's on twitch streaming and shit now.

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Wait, Demo has a new channel?

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I miss demo

Under the Dog turned out to be incredibly mediocre.

fucking KING CRIMSON

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Me too user, me too

Never seen it, it went under my radar for awhile

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He streams every once in a blue moon, I usually just check his twitter.

It's the sad state of things. People with decent success and notability for other things drop what made them notable and just go to twitch streaming due to being pressured off what made got them attention.

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Yeah I do the same, I mostly just watch his past 100% orange juice streams where he dicks around

He didnt quit youtube from what I can remember he had stream once where he showed the unfinished version of the halloween video that he was going to upload. Also mp4 related

This got over $100k on kickstarter.

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Yeah, yeah, all those unfinished videos. I keep hearing about them, but I don't see any of them posted. Did his hard drive crash again or something?

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I don't remember the details, it's been awhile since I last seen it.

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This site is having trouble posting anything right now.

Because other places don't allow you to talk about these things. Holla Forums is always right because others are afraid of the truth.

He twitch streams constantly. They suck shit compared to his actual videos. Twitch makes youtubers lazy.

thread creation has been fucked for half the day and chodemonkey hasn't even showed up to say he's trying to fix it.

Yeah had that happen to me aswell

Loosely based on vidya.

Because he doesn’t want to fix it. Because he’s purposely working to destroy the site. Because he always has been. Will the final collapse REALLY be the only way to get you faggots to comprehend this? Hotwheels’ death* ended Holla Forums. The purpose for its existence was corrupted the second jim took over.
*in before HURR DURR HE NOT PHYSICALLY DEAD

I want to say we couldn't survive another exodus to a new site, and we might not, but I find myself wondering these days if we might do better on a site that is consistently functional more often than not, because right now the thing killing us most is the constant server crashes and site-breaking bugs.

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Why would he destroy the site if it's already a C.I.A. honeypot?

Want to 100% DmC watch this webm 7 times and you pretty much did it.
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This is unskipable, so having the patents to sit through this shit for every difficulty is the hardest challenge in the game.

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Shit, there was this point and click adventure that used to show up a lot in these threads.
In this one scene the main character goes and meets with some demon or something before asking him for the soul of his beloved and the guy says something like "I've heard the most tragic stories ever devised by man, I've seen thousands of kingdoms fall in the blink of an eye, yet I've never cried once. You can have the girl if you make me cry!" and then you need to give him like this mirror.

Anyone has that, either the webm or the name of the game.

I fucking hate Denuvo

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I think the last bastion of free chans will be a randomized client distributed service with heavy restrictions on file sizes, but that will never work when there are people who post pizza and links to porn sites. So who knows where this is going.

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Disaster user. That's where everything is going.

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Everything ends, but "couldn't survive?" We'll all meet again on some distant island of the internet. You can't really kill what this is.

never seen such load of bullcrap in such short period of time

It's not like the tradition hasn't survived a million other transitions.
Where there is a wall to write on, we will remain.

previous webm thread
archive.is/9S9mD

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Can you archive webms I tried watching archived ones but the don't seem to work for me.

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I tried, but I think you can't. Tried archiving the webm directly using this url media.8ch.net/file_store/5c9b126a5251150f8ff16ccc8cf42496d11f41c70abcd86511543179b97d5ea5.webm

but it's stuck at the submitting stage

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LOL GET FUCKING WRECKED.

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Neat.

Jesus fuck, that shit hurts the eyes.
It's also unnecessary since you can separate the various parts of the text without arranging it into some sort of arcane matrix.

shemitah

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You must be 18 or older to post here.

I know what a sentence diagram is, but I also know that there is a good reason nobody uses them outside of english class.
They're cumbersome, confusing, and they don't even tell you anything you couldn't already piece together with a basic understanding of sentence structure.

You must be 18 or older to post here.

He's right, retard.
Who the fuck cares about semantics. If you can't clearly lay out an explanation with proper spacing and size that can't be neatly organized by the human brain, you need to chug a helium container.

Well forgive me for expecting basic competence in reading the english language from people reading an english legal document and posting about it on the english-speaking sector of the internet.
Take your teaching instruments back to the schoolhouse where they belong, kid.

I should have made this a long time ago.

if people actually understood what these words mean, they wouldnt dispute its meaning, the graph is meant to teach them or expose their false ignorance for malice

Okay, bring back the posting errors. At least that was better than you fucking shills.

Do you know NOTHING about leftist politics in the West since 1950, user?

Fuck you clinically retarded faggots. You’ve made me so angry I forgot a word.

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It still fails there simply because it takes more work to interpret the sentence diagram than it does to notice that the phrase used is "the right of the people to keep and bear arms", and that the militia part is simply a statement of fact.

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Good shit right here.

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source on the jazz?

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;_;

fuck this webm for tricking me into reading that piece of garbage

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Who is the intended audience for this? Children? Edgy teens?

I hate this hobby

Teenagers. Teenagers really like that sort of character.. but, before I sound to harsh on them, teenagers are also very conservative now of days.

24 year olds

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The same normalfag trash that enjoy Anthony Burch's writing, presumably.

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user why do you do this to me. I just broke my habit of watching idol shows and now I just want to waste my every waking moment doing that again.

I never paid much attention, but didn't the first Destiny have similar ponderous and mysterious overall tone as Halo? Trying to salvage the IP with this heavy redesign seems futile. Marketing kikes are victims of the sunk cost fallacy.

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What game was this?

Unfortunately I've forgotten.

Arma 2

ARMA 2, probably.

i take watching idols occasionally nowadays
meanwhile, my interest in anime is lesser than expected

My interest in your numbers is greater than expected.

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Checked, aside from that its just something you can binge on and not have to remember what happened last episode.

Nice numbers user. I wonder what septuple 3's will be.

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Thanks

so this is the power of repeating digits…

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is that seriously an IGN journalist?

That, or it's Mark.

Requesting that CSGO webm where the guy looks behind a door and sees 4 enemies standing on each others' heads

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Trash.

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That's the point

ESFshitters spend 99% of their time flying around hunting for soft targets to kill to pad their KDR, thus always expect vehicles to be driven by engineers

Then you hope out and blow them up, 95% of the time ESF shitters when hit with one rocket will hit afterburners/auto repairs and book it to avoid tainting their KDR, this one decided to stick around far too long

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But why?

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God I miss NC, how utterly useless they are

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WOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAD TO PRESS D

Is that real? They really put a commercial for Cup Noodle into the quests? Into the character's mouths?

the south used to be democrat and urban areas used to be republican, now the south is republican and urban areas are democrat. It's almost as if republican and democrat is just a cheap label for conservative and liberal

he was a good animator despite how fucked up he was/became.

When you camp, its with COLEMAN BRAND COLEMAN

It got changed in development from what it was supposed to be.

What a shit webm.

Fuck Off !.

I played the beta for this, it's so fucking boring.
Also they attempted humour in the game and it's so cringy. If you can't do humour do even bother.

You know I was always pretty pissed with all the samey timed to the shit beat trailers but these "look we're so funny and whacky" trailers are worse.

What is this from?

You must be 18 or older to post here.

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Impeccable digits.

Stop being so sexist.

Is it safe to now call this game Borderlands 3? this is the type of shit you'd expect from BL2 "dialogue".

Yes from back in January. This one I'm uploading is from some "Shacknews" and they deleted it right after people started laughing about it

Well, at least it's better than nothing.

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Zone has good taste in music.

Capitao Falcao (Portuguese comedy/satire)

and the classic

He failed to hold onto the handles and acted like a mantis. That operator was good.

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that was pretty funny

first of all back to pol you go, gas yourselves

second

third
haha, no…

which version was that? pretty awesome

Explain. You faglords never back up your claims.

Fun fact, Holla Forums also doesn't particularly care for capitalism. But the leftist opposes it because it's hierarchical and therefore bad and reactionary.

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Yeah, no, you do belong in Holla Forums.

Reported for political raid, leftypol.

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Sure. The commies want it completely gone while making everyone dirt poor. The National Socialists never got rid of it, they just changed the system while kicking out the bankers and outer corrupt figures. Commies just killed anyone on top that had money no matter what and then came forth with a shitty coupon system fell apart rather qucik

The ADL are such cancer

but CIA is taller than Bane, the big guy is a lie.

oh boy it's another "totally not /Ieftypol/ attempts derailing a thread"

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SHIGGY DIGGY ROO

Is this the fabled reddit spacing?

nigger how do you derail a webm thread?

With all the endless raiding I highly doubt that it is bait.

They really are

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Not really

Man, thats such a fucking buzzword now.

Sort of.

Reddit spacing is more like this though.

Double line breaks every 1-3 sentences.

I'm not sure if they do it to make their post stand out more, or if they expect other people to do it because they're too retarded to read a real paragraph.

Either way, I should kill myself for even plebbit spacing ironically.

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by not posting webms and whine about pol instead

… didn't Hillary's team start this bullshit back then when the video got released of her being throw into that van? Like, as a distraction or something like that.

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first, because world poverty is far from gone, gotta be a true idiot to believe to believe anything else
a video shortly after that one makes that pretty apparent

but what did happen is the world now produces a whole lot more of goods, production sky rocketed, almost to suffice the world is needs, but thanks to what? capitalism, no…. thanks to technology
if anything capitalism tries to set back development, why? because the ones who the capital, want to hold the status quo, eg stay in power, still holding the capital

furthermore, even if production is the greatest in our storyline, most of it still doesn't go to the population, why? capitalism
even is a great production of food and technology, most of it still goes to waste, thanks to muh consumerism,
even when we this technology on materials that could last literally forever, our products get trashed in a couple of years, this is called planned obsolescence

and just to complement, I'm not really lefty, but I see things for what they are
I like what this faggot talks most of the time, I believe in survival of the fittest,
but stupid shit like second video, is no good either,
you gotta be a true ignorant to be full Holla Forums

No welfare
No anti-racism laws
No censorship
No central economic authority controlled by kikes
No lazy niggers

Probably for this.

"It's not all gone, see! So it's not working!"

Probably. It seems the reason ADL declared it a hate symbol is because there are edits of pepe as a nazi, white supremacist, etc. Pretty laughable because everything has edits of it as a nazi. Is anime a hate symbol? Is Fresh Prince a hate symbol? No because Trump didn't happen to retweet an anime or Fresh Prince edit of himself.

Ah yes, that's why we should remove capitalism a 100%. I'm sure that will solve the poverty problem.

Anyone got the meme ball that goes something like:

but the rest of us is still posting webm's.

Well anime, is a hate symbol according to sjw's lol.

Now this is a deus ex machina.

I'm also sure that poor people are not mostly blacks or browns that can't into modern day or can't into using their brains and wits and are poor not because of their own fault but because of those evil piggies that hold them down. I'm sure those blacks and browns all work very hard and don't leech on the evil system at all.

Are you retarded user? Technological innovation is spurred by capitalism. In a free market, you need to compete for capital offered by the consumers, and the only way to effectively compete is to make a higher quality/lower cost product than your opponents. This is because you can't force people to give you money, so you need to offer them something they'll want. It's the state that has predominantly caused stagnation due to them granting monopolies and enacting regulations which prevent smaller businesses from breaking into markets.

Nigger, in capitalist countries the poor are unhealthy due to obesity, in other countries they're unhealthy due to malnutrition. I know which society I'd rather live in.

Look at the gpu market right now. Nvidia can lean back doing nothing because amd fucks everything up. Or the vehicle market, the big guys are all working together to screw the customers instead of fighting against each other. This system is not perfect.

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No system is.

What I mean is there is nothing wrong in criticising it, because only that way we can improve. You never go full fanboy, just look at all the series that got ruined because customers bought instead of boycotting shitty games.

agreed

Because thats not really a competitive market. If it was some third party would pop up that would shit on the effectively monopoly.

user the GPU market is the way it is because nvidia are making a product that people want to buy. No matter how you or I hate this, people are buying their product. You said it yourself that AMD are fucking up (mostly by focusing on bitcoin mining instead of vidya), and so people buy less due to producing inferior goods. Shouldn't the business that makes what people want achieve success? As for vehicles, they are heavily regulated by the government. For example, in certain US states you cannot buy a Tesla since they only sell directly from manufacturer, and these states only allow purchase of cars via dealerships. This regulation prevents Tesla from competing with other companies and producing goods people want to buy. So their competition isn't having to innovate.

If you believe there is a perfect system, you are a fool. People think there is a panacea to society, but no ideology is perfect. It's just free market capitalism is the most effective we have so far.

Sure, but criticism needs to be justified. Just saying "capitalism is bad because people are poor and so it most go" is retarded. There are so many factors why someone or some group might be poor not just "muh piggy keeps money".

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great argument

yeah, because are no stupid white people, amirite?

wrong, the biggest technological jumps were driven by organizations like NASA, and needless to say, they are also among the biggest money sinkers they have,
returns from what they research and develop will sometimes come only decades after
the "free market" is not really free, and your quote is the reason why "communist" china will take over your faggotry asses

Correct.
FALSE. THIS DOES NOT EXIST AND ATTEMPTS TO MAKE IT EXIST UNIVERSALLY END IN MONOPOLIES AND COLLUSION. KILL YOURSELF.
collude
No, that’s THE NATURE OF THE ✡FREE MARKET✡. The state does not grant monopolies, monopoly is the NATURAL STATE OF BEING in a free market. The state is supposed to protect its people FROM monopolies.
Yes, again, this is COLLUSION, this time between companies and the state, not just between companies themselves.

And you set up a false dichotomy, just like every kike.

Hoo boy
Is because China is literally a Han supremacist fascist state. It's not communist in anything but name.

But what is going to stop these people from working together? Like, for example the ISP market in Germany. One isp says that they will introduce data caps to their flatrates. They are greeted by backlash, everyone hates them for it.

You'd think the other ISP's would take advantage of this, offering a better service and stealing all their customers. But instead they also introduce data caps and now all isp's are equally shit.

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I read the rest but I couldn't be assed as one other user already said what I wanted to say. Adding to that you type in a shitty way as well.

I never said that. But there less stupid white people than stupid browns and blacks. Now you're just shotgunning for other shit.

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Holy shit, try harder.

What show?

It doesn't really matter, because webm threads aren't even vidya to begin with, but boy do I just love some politics on Holla Forums. Always such smart and level headed conversation follows it.

He could also be a basic bitch. Normalfag tier conservatives like capitalism because they're trapped in the kosher sandwich.
Not everyone is a kike. Some people are just kiked.

exactly, that would the dream state for Holla Forums faggots with chink eyes, but whats the reality?
slave labor, blind state following, massive corruption, massive low quality of life for the majority of population

great example

my point is that most people are stupid no matter what
this is ignorant talk, most people are dumb enough not to think for themselves regardless of race,
they just looking for the easy answer and the next mass thinking/mainstream thing to tell you what to do,
and that is no different in Holla Forums circle faggotry
at least everyone else isn't complaining like a retard child

I love you.

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Your starting premise was retarded enough that it warranted a refutation, is all, you big dummy.

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These things have less to do with the ideology and more to do with the Chinese being fucked up ant people from time immemorial. State worship is a fascist thing as much as chink thing though so I'll give it a pass, but holy shit did Confucianism and then Marxism do a number on those slant-eyed fuckers.

Also, you're moving the goalposts. Is it about China beating the West (which it is because China isn't nearly as Jewed despite literally being run by communists albeit revisionists who managed to arrive at fascism through the back door) or about China being a nicer place to live than the West?

user, I…

Later:

Webm threads are the easiest to derail so it makes sense that every other thread will have people shitflinging, its been like this for years now

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Disregarding that NASA subcontracts to private companies, it's like you said: there were technological jumps but at considerable cost to the taxpayer. If there was a market for the services offered by NASA (and not a country trying to swing its dick), there would be someone trying to offer that service. Wherever there is money to be made, someone WILL offer that service. And they would try to do so at a significantly less cost, since they can't force people to give them money.

Are you actually trying to argue China is free market?

Assuming there is no state that uses coercion to grant a monopoly to a company or that they collude with another to form a duopoly, the only way a business can get to a this position is by out competing everyone else. Let's say they jack up prices, they have now created space for smaller competitors to undercut them by providing a cheaper good or service. The large company would be forced to lower prices or be out-competed by smaller ones. You seem to forget that companies cannot force you to buy their products, only the state with it's monopoly on force can take money from you.

It's funny how the state has failed to do this as it's kept growing larger.

The state uses coercion to achieve its goals. Private companies cannot force you to give them money. In a free market all transactions must be voluntary.

Who won the election again? I can't remember. Please remind me.

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That's a cartel, where due to some outside factor pressuring the ISP market, they are all bending over backwards. It's probably the EU or the state, since limitless data connection allows you to hide your BAD GOYIM tendencies in a literal sea of junk data.

That's the joke.

I would play the shit out of Grand Dad Mania.

That Zelda BOTW vid should have been the reveal trailer.

this was cool

Th-thanks.

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Yes. Blacks and browns being the majority of those people that cannot think at all.

For what purpose?

I can't tell if you're Holla Forums or nu/pol/ with this level of retardation.

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behold my master piece!

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>but we didn't technically aggress against your person or actually physically take your property, we'll let the bank handle that :^)
t o t a l l y v ol u n t a r y a n d a n c a p f r i e n d l y

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Thats a nice webm that "you" made man

Re-did this, again!

And this one.

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Wait. I can do it properly.
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I like it.

Thanks user.

Why are her legs so thin?

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Alice is cute, but I don't like the music.

So you can wrap your fingers around them as you ram her in the missionary position, obviously.

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Nips hate hips. They do everything they can to make their women look like men.

You want nip men?

Have another, though this one has gone a bit bad.

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You sure showed those strawmen user. Let me know when you have an argument

Still the best.

Can't wait for 16MB limit so I can update that

Pathetic.

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Saying this doesn't make it true user. The current situation of corporatism is the result of an ever growing state pushing for ever growing regulation. A free market decentralises power across small competing businesses. And even then, the only power they have is with the money YOU give them.

Double dancing

It was suppose to happen a month after the 12mb increase. Its almost a year now.

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Triple dancing

Yeah I made the 10MB version and he updated it to like 12MB 2-3 days later

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Oh, so everyone can just build their own Internet and have it be used by billions of people, cool. They can just run their own registrar and their own payment processor that everyone will use, contracted with all banks, including the one they also own and then they can start their own version of Goybook and LinkedIn and use those free of the actual companies that control them. Because the state is what granted Zucc, Microsoft, ICANN and Paypal their monopolies. Yes. In the absence of the state they would surely have LESS power than they do now.

Reality is at odds with your utopian fucking fantasies, you absolute moron.

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Foiled

I recall that same message.

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I should probably post the first part.

Over bump limit, screw conservative size limit.

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actually a bunch of the things you just listed benifit greatly from state subsidies and contracts like zuccerberg shit and microsoft.
if there are multiple internets people would obviously use the best/cheapest one right? insuring a better internet
you can go away now Holla Forums

Holla Forums's board owner is obsessed with this dyke. He has thousands of pictures of 'her'.

So are you saying that without government subsidies Zuckbook and Microsoft wouldn't exist? Because that is factually wrong. Similarly there are in fact multiple Internets if you define 'Internet' to mean 'DNS root' but because of factors other than state intervention, contrary to ancap dogma, ICANN is the DNS root used by basically all computers. In fact I expected someone to go after PayPal because they use fiat currency (implying the situation would be any better with gold or bitcoin, lmao), but hey, you had to take the retard route.

Ancaps deserve the gas chamber.

my goal was to discourage pol faggots because muh capitalism and muh free state
since the US is still a major importer from china, and thus depends financially and indirectly on their market,
your capitalism will actually get owned by the chinese "comunism"
also for the faggots who can't read, since the first post I mentioned communist china in quotes,

that is the problem, rarely ever big technological jumps, and things that actual better the human existence rarely ever have any real monetary profit behind it
again, reading comprehension for godsake….

take an example of the electric car, literally developed decades ago, functional models that performed really well
they wouldn't consume gasoline, and since there is not internal combustion, the engines practically ran without any maintenance
nearly no oil wastage, no cracks, barely any heat tear, the only limiting factor were batteries and conductors, still they existed
but the same automobile industry that created them, pulled them apart, why? on the long term they would be too effective, ending being a loss of profit

The same internet services provided by state granted monopolies in the US?

Pretty sure these aren't monopolies. There are thousands of registrars to choose from. And as for online payment, if only the free market produced a method of anonymously performing transactions with a cryptocurrency. Oh wait.

Nigger banking is a heavily regulated service.

As for the rest of the things you mention. All of those companies have state backing. It's not my fault you're lazy to research the services you use. And even so, alternatives are starting to pop up due to the fairly deregulated state of the internet. Richard Stallmeme and his GNU foundation and others like them provide alternative services that are open source. It's just that you're too busy licking windows to figure out how to operate a computer. You claim you don't want these large entities to have power, yet you're enabling the centralisation of power and reduction of liberty vis a vis the government.

These (((people))) have no shame. They will unironically say, "I cannot begin to understand how this group doesn't believe what I do. They must be bigots."
FREIKORPS WHEN?

at least point me to a gulag instead of larping and having no arguments

sure, believe what you want to protect your ego

There are more than a few sociologists that would say whites and asians are drawn to cults more often than any other ethnicity is linked with their higher cognitive capabilities. Like George Orwell once said “There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.” IQ, as subjective as it is, is still based on facts. I don't even go to Holla Forums B^)

user an internet is any network of computers that implements TCP/IP. ICANN is used by everyone because they were effectively born out of the original implementation of these protocols which was created by DARPA. Then some universities got on this network, then it extended into what we have today.

God damn it, I had that video in my bookmarks since ages, waiting to be turned into a webm.

That pretty lame joke, товарищ.

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Bell curve, m8.

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I don't have the heart to webm this video.

Fine, I'll do it since I like Boris' content

We slavposting now?

I am conflicted how I should respond.

Does this count as slav?

Nah, you can trigger some braindead slav from Mocheparasha and he start posting shit cossacks webm.

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Now this was a pretty fast thread, and even thought some posts have been deleted we are still at 354 replies.

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We have have that as the same filename.

thats not an owl

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Have a WebM from "Black Cat, White Cat" ?

Alright.

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Still conflicted, but thank you regardless. This educational video shall be shared.

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Does anyone have the Gamergate Christmas specials?

fucking imgur normalfags falling for the astroturfed false consensus of the obongo/biden forced meme. Or who knows, it could actually be genuine, Poe's law essentially.

that biden shit is some serious psy-op bullshit. That subreddit with all those biden memes is fake as fuck. Thousands of upvotes but only 14 comments make no sense. These fucking leftists are doing something shady.

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awesome, so somehow I was the one who ended up with a bunch of replies deleted
I thought this was 8ch, but fair enough

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What was the ban reason?

Thanks user, i finished watching it a bit ago and it was pretty great.

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Will someone explain this to me?

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thanks user i worked really hard on it

pretty interesting!

REDDIT AT THE END

trippy as fuck

no
because the thread is almost dead so you probably won't read the reply anyway.