They're faggots but they might be doing something right for once. They're handing out permabans like candy.
Ubishit is trying to push the "WE WUZ KANGS" narrative into the new Ass Creed origins. Don't know why anyone would care at this point, but its probably fun to fuck with them. This looks unorganized. I personally have no idea about what's going because I don't bother much with Steam anymore. Raid still seems to be going on. Get in on the action.
John Rodriguez
it also looks like they're trying to pin the blame on the_Donald Fucking kek
Luke Cruz
Delusional.
Connor Martin
Images didn't upload
Blake Carter
Who gives a shit about the game? It will be shit either way. I just want to see how far they can take this.
Xavier Cooper
Who gives a fuck? It'll be shit anyways, at this point its probably just for fun.
Tyler Martinez
We had a few of these threads already actually.
Jonathan Brown
Ah, I must've missed them. Couldn't find them in the catalog and I wasn't here for the last 2 days.
Angel Roberts
Bless those faggot cucks
Juan Hernandez
check'em
Michael Carter
it's ok
Isaiah Rodriguez
We had a thread about this a few days ago when this first started. There was even a guy LARPing as Imkampfy in the Steam forums. I've already been banned. Been thinking about moving onto greener pastures. What other Steam forums look fun to raid? What about that "Artful Escape" game from E3, is anyone on it's forum?
Connor Campbell
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Owen Sanchez
Cuckchan gives a fuck. I am more than willing to bet that a large portion of them believe this will do something; that they are social activists or some shit. It's mental.
Kayden Thompson
Let the mongoloid horde do it. It's the only thing they're useful for.
Justin Garcia
Meh, they're useful idiots then. They're like redditors. Good for using their numbers to fuck with places, not good for anything that requires critical thought.
Anthony Wright
I'll take that bet They're doing it for teh lulz
Robert Hughes
I wish assassins creed was good. You have these games set in some decent settings, about assassins parkouring all over cities and shit to take down enemies Then you stick the worst, most boring combat, gameplay, story and missions on the game and people lap it up for seemingly no reason at all besides WOAAAAAH SICK ANIMATIONS CAMERA ROTATIONS SCREEEEE MUH FUCKING TOWERS THAT SHOW UP IN EVERY GAME
Angel Young
This isn't the '00's anymore, user.
Pretty much.
Cooper Kelly
The only way AssCreed could be good is if you played a Templar and went Deus Vult on degenerates and leftists in various periods of history.
Connor Gomez
That doesn't fix shit with the gameplay.
Lucas Wright
heh
Brody Anderson
So just like here except there's more of them.
Aiden Hall
Oh, that, just make it play like MSGV sans the guns.
Caleb Torres
Go ans stay go. Hope you like those hourly overcuck threads.
Brody Phillips
I laughed so hard at your post that I shit myself. brb
Sebastian Ramirez
Is it still going?
Gavin Ortiz
have a fun trip back and send a postcard
Cooper Hall
Yeah, there's no point of being here on cripplechan. Hiroyuki and Invisibro are much better than Mark. I'm only here because of the split.
Zachary Diaz
How? If the videos of survive are anything to go by MGS and melee weapons are god fucking awful. And as much as I like MGS3 and GZ CQC is pretty much the same deal as Splinter Cell Conviction where you pretty a button and bam, instant non lethal stun.
Colton Cruz
You know I'm right. #GamerGate is over. Everyone here should go back. No point in using both.
Parker Davis
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Cooper Gonzalez
and yet you are still here what is this other than a missionary campaign
Jacob Martinez
You're right, which is why I don't use that garbage known as cuckchan.
Julian Bennett
I want nothing but to distance myself from you faggots, but these faggots are even worse. Stay there if that makes you happy and don't come back.
Carter Hernandez
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Eli Miller
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Adrian Clark
lel @ cripplechan
Ryder Bennett
Please go back there, you deserve it
Jack Garcia
epic reaction image, my dude! is that from that epic site, funnyjunk?
Austin Cook
oh man oh man my eyes are open, thanks dudebruh! im going back right now!
Charles Barnes
pardon?
Dominic Gomez
Every day I feel better for never going back to that filthy place.
Is that lanipator?
Charles Ward
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Camden Mitchell
Kill yourself in real life.
Parker Fisher
They really are retarded.
Austin Turner
i kno rite? also hiro totes not sucking his girlfriends dick or anything
Ayden Baker
Reported
Jonathan Smith
Chenergy please go back and stay there.
Carson Richardson
The data leak on 2ch was actually caused by servers Jim ran. It's also probably pointless to be concerned about privacy in this case, since all of the "encrypted" communications on this site are passed through Cloudflare, which holds the decryption keys. 4chan also uses Cloudflare. Half the internet does.
Jaxon Gray
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Caleb Morales
wew
Ryan Mitchell
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Kayden Kelly
You are comedy gold.
Aaron Evans
We get it. Cuckchan is about ebin maymays. We use this board to actually discuss things though, not create the worlds funniest new meme.
Julian Scott
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Ethan Murphy
What a nigger you are
Ayden Perry
There was a thread about it when the raid was in full speed… You missed it all faggot
Chase Jackson
I think the first game was a decent stealth-game, especially because of how they pulled off the side-missions with you blending into the crowd, using preachers to get by guard-posts, running up on buildings to get over certain obstacles but trying to avoid getting spotted. And also those damn retards shoving you while trailing somebody, or those damn women blocking your way.
There was different strategies you could go about and how the main-quest was easier if you gathered all the intel from the side-missions was a fun way of doing side-quests. However the story was retarded and the present-day story should've been dropped completely, what a drag walking around in that grey looking area with cloggy controls and without being able to interact with anything or run to the bed so you could get it over with.
Isaiah Rodriguez
There was no reason to sneak. Every fight could be won by holding block and spamming counter, no matter how many enemies you were facing. The side missions were repetitive shit and the world was a barren, empty wasteland with nothing to do.
Ethan Watson
You can find flags. Lots and lots of flags.
Carter Thomas
something about seeing cuckchanner template bait on steam makes me smile. probably because it reminds me of all the shit left behind.
Jose Rodriguez
10/10, I lost it there.
Alexander Lopez
Reminder to not use a burner account. Any excuse to never use Steam ever again is a good enough one.
Hunter Bell
I don't recall AC1's method, but I do remember at some point they started marking all the collectibles on the map, making it fucking pointless to even call them secrets.
Matthew Allen
So it's clear everyone is having fun, but was this originally started by Ubi as a false-flag for free "support us to beat racists" advertizing?
Wyatt Lopez
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Tyler Rodriguez
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Gavin Roberts
Read the first letters of every sentence in both posts
Jason Green
I think he meant the guy replying to that post
Gavin Bennett
Well it's obviously a reference to Trails in the Sky, a racist alt right "game" where there are no black people
Ian Lopez
Bomb French Canada. We must not let a single AssCreed developer survive.
Blake Stewart
Valve is too greedy to even ban one customer from buying games, worst case scenario is a permanent ban encompassing all of the steam community.
Angel Kelly
The guy replying to that post is the one with the "WIFES SON" message. They're BOTH in on it.
Jack Bailey
Oh fugggg
Joseph Martinez
Oh shit, didn't quite catch that
Julian Wilson
I can just imagine the headline on every fucking paper from New York Times to HuffPo:
Neo-Nazi 4channers spread massive hate campaign across Assassin Creed game featuring black main character
These fucking faggots are so fucking retarded. You know this is just going to make them double down on making more "diverse" games? The best thing to do is fucking ignore the game and don't buy it - the real reason they do this shit is because of MONEY not because of POLOTICS. They want to have the largest base possible to make the most MONEY. So hit them in their wallets and their change their tune.
Jacob Rodriguez
You fucking retard, ubisoft hasnt been a profitable company in years. The only reason they are still around is because they get government funding
Nathaniel Robinson
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Wyatt Stewart
let them burn down every bridge. They will soon find the world in a 50s mindset again and shitting on commies will be a public past time.
Blake Carter
holy shit glad to see im not the only one here that gets it, what a relief
Daniel Clark
lel, here is my permaban :^)
Henry Morris
You're a faggot.
Xavier Jackson
This one is top tier
Xavier Edwards
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Ryder Diaz
assuming gender is hate speech
Jordan Ortiz
This is still the best one.
Jace Wilson
Nice cryptic message. Wonder if the mods found it.
Brandon Martin
Good catch user. I looked at his first letters, but didn't see it.
Austin Rodriguez
I doubt it. That one was actually pretty good.
Alexander Scott
I noticed that, but that was just boring. Funnier to sneak around and larp a little as an assassin.
I hate the main-missions though, because they do exactly as you say, they force you into combat with multiple enemies and it's somewhat easy to beat them all.
Levi White
You contradict yourself in the same post user. They will double down on the politics. So they will in times like these make the ever growing demographic of young men pissed off at them. A demographic that is growing exponentially in popularity concerning being anti-sjw-shit.
What you see is Ubisoft shooting themselves in the foot, hopefully. Fucking kikes.
Oliver Nelson
there's being anti-sjw and then there's autistically shrieking because a character in a videogame is black
Michael Wright
lmao, kys my man.
William Powell
NOW HOL' UP
Justin Ramirez
Pure Coincidence, kek
Parker Walker
You mean making egyptians niggers? Sure love to downplay everything huh
Colton Peterson
just there's none in america right?
Jacob Jackson
holy shit dude im fucking dying
Chase Lewis
Internet is a big cancer on our society. Don't you think so? I really hope one day that people untangle themselves from this evil web. Otherwise the whole world is going to go down the shitter. There's much more to life than the web.
Sebastian Russell
Is there though?
Ryder Rivera
I must be fucking blind i can't see it
Landon Reyes
Egyptians weren't black though. Even the majority of their modern descendents are proof of that.
The fuck does america have to do with this, you triggered weasel? Egyptians weren't black. They're an entirely distinct ethnic group with caucasoid skulls. Sure, some africans may have lived there as servants, slaves or traders and whatnot, but they weren't the natives or that common. Stop trying to derail the convo.
Jack Jackson
P_ C____
Luis Clark
That guy is a Jew. He makes a living posing as an angry Muslim for newspaper photos.
Brayden Parker
Any suggestions for a replacement head?
Andrew Morris
I don't go on halfchan at all, its /tg/ is a shithole where you get banned for anything remotely right-wing.
Juan Carter
its has to do with how sudan is next to egypt and was a part of it but i guess black people don't exist and there's no such thing as immigration
Caleb Moore
I wonder how many people here even remember that webm used to crash firefox.
Austin Wilson
Post the original pic, I want to see just how similar he made them for the bullshit "one race, human race :^)".