Vidya References the Movie 2: Shitting Up the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck it Ralph 2
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Ralph asks Yesss: “How exactly do I go virus?”
She tells him he has to appeal to a big group of people, but everyone online is into niche. But Disney, she says, has bought up all the individual things that people love, however. That leads them to OhMy.Disney.com.


Soon, all the princesses are lounging together in shorts, sweats, tank tops, and, as Ariel says, “What’s this called again…? Oh yeah, shirt.” Before long, a stage manager enters to give them the 5-minute warning for the next performance. It’s C-3PO — everybody’s favorite golden fussbudget.

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So the Villain will be Vivian James or what…?
Emoji Movie 2.0?

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Why don't you go ahead and kill yourself instead of posting yet another thread of people circlejerking about how stupid this movie is going to be and how shit it's going to be?

Are they trying to normalize porn again?

Everything deterioates in this plane of existance, nothing is safe, everything dies. Trust me, I'm a wizard.

Everything deteriorates in this plane of existance, nothing is safe, everything dies sooner or later.

Having trouble posting too?

Not really, maybe Holla Forums with a vagina, but the internet is one huge circlejerk.
Ooh, that's a red flag. I wouldn't have expected this to stagnate so damn quick.
Oh god, that's even worse. Where are the videogames? I expected this to be about videogames, not memegame tier masturbation.
So, it's the less cringe inducing "Yasssss" and the site is buzzfeed. This is really getting dangerously close to the emoji movie.
Oh god, even MORE masturbation.
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES. WHERE IS MARIO!?

The rest is too painful to read, especially the one in the image that says "Girls can do it too, we are proud strong independent wymin"
Christ. This feel more like DreamWorks that Disney.

Wow! You're bitter, with that shit tier attitude you should stop projecting and commit suicide yourself. No, really. Nobody will miss you!
>>>/suicide/

Nah, it's a reference to some lodging thing. It did sound a bit too close to home for pornhub didn't it?

That would be sexist. They'd probably just use a fat WoW player.

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Needs more stale memes, reddit, and e-sports

>(((Sarah Silverman)))

You mean the unfunny jewess comedian that wrote a fucking article saying "Don't worry white nationalists, jews aren't going you replace you!" ?

Yes! We need Vanellope with a smug face and her saying "U mad bro?", along with overwatch characters saying hi, sans teaming up with Ralph to defeat the evil gamers trying to take over the city. Hell, have a gravity falls cameo with dipper being dangerously off character.
Yeah! Overwatch, Undertale and Gravity Falls all in one shot with a reference to Dr. Who somewhere in there.

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Supposedly its a reference to github.

Are you a fucking white male or something???

They might show Mahvel for some reason. Have Yipes spew his shit for a few minutes and JWong and FChamp will shill MvC:I to Ralph.

Overwatch is pozzed as fuck, they just took a smarter route about it. It's less blatant. Their lore is about humanity and AI getting along after years of the robots going "kill all humans" and acting like fucking dindus. The intra-human politics are set aside for human vs robot politics, but the message is the same. That, and the T&A, makes players more accepting of the pozz that people fundamentally different from you can be reasoned with or are valuable in any way.

Okay, but where are the videogames?

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Let's not forget what they did to everyone's favorite yellow-suited cumdumpster for the sake of making her more "appealing" and less objectified.

Just be sure to have Finn's dog transform into doge sometimes.

And don't forget the mandatory Mario cameo they promised that will literally serve no purpose followed by a Spongebob cameo.

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I wouldn't be so upset if the first one wasn't so good.

Honestly the first one was fine as its own standalone thing. A sequel wasn't even needed.

Nice

spacing

faggot

Stop.
I SAID STOP!

Read the archive next time faggot.

Do we get to be the villains? A few evil troll wizards? Though that won't happen, and it will be great to stay away from such cancer, which will be perfect for reddit when it gets into the movie.

This is to much for me, hope there's a series of shootings at the cinemas playing this shit

I don't know what angers me more, whether the Disney Princessses turning STRONG INDEPENDENT WYMYN despite them being perfectly femenine and with a spine, or the fact that the villain or villains are being telegraphed from miles and miles away, and you know fully well it's gonna be "those evil woman-hating trolls who live with their mothers", though I'm unsure if they'll risk making a reference to Trump, but something tells me they will just so their cuck audience cums and claps like retarded seals. I'm expecting a MULTICULTI IS OUR STRENGTH-tier message with plenty of peaceful based niggers and sandniggers (or even worse, obvious faggots and grannies) and a jab at anime.


I'm not even white, but it's obvious how they're afraid to showing anything that are not whites as evil or with bad intentions, and that you are the only ones who can be portrayed as truly evil villains and not MUH FLAWED TRAGIC VILLAIN

I honestly thought I accidentally stumbled into a Kingdom Hearts thread reading the middle and last portions.

I will personally go out and watch this in theatres and purchase a fucking blueray/dvd pack if they shit on google for being faggots.

Like if the twist is google was responsible for it all along.

TRANSCRIPT
Rick crashes through the virtual walls of Internet land. Stumbling into Vanellope and Ralph. Rick burped "BURRRRRRRRP", his secret language he uses to express his pain and super deep sorrow, you wouldn't understand.
He then mutters on with his incoherent rambling in front of the two. He is looking for an antidote to destroy unicorns that have held Beth & Jerry's house under siege. Unfortunately, they have no clue where to find this weaponized antidote.
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He stumbles on for a bit, completely wasted out of his mind, being the drunkest he's been his entire life. It's been a rough night, and rick, nor Morty have gotten any sleep recently so they're a bit more "Out of It"
They ask for directions, but find nothing.
Rick can't handle this task anymore, and he passes the torch to Morty.
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There is a loud crash through the OTHER wall, and sans appears before them. Rick greets him, bumping his fist and they catch up to talk about their life. They start making a LOT of pop culture references and rick even mention those "FUUUUU" rage comics and nyan cat at one point. They have a hell of a time catching up.
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Morty keeps interrupting and Rick tells him to "Shut the fuck up.", he does so with submissive angst.
They catch up yeah, they talk about their worlds and how they should have another Rick and Morty/Undertale crossover again, last time rick killed frisk and had a dog eat her corpse and had sex with toriel.

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They're interrupted by Dipper, who is not Dipper at all, but his edgy pot smoking clone "Chipper"
Chipper is an original character, if you steal his likeness, I WILL take you to court.
Anyways, Chipper. With his too cool attitude, insults the group directly while looking for the Princesses and the club.

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Rick neglects his offer and say he'll do the exact opposite. They pin down chipper and penetrate him raw and dry, the Disney characters start running in fear and Kermit the frog comes out of the shadows to eat ricks ass out as "Dank Meme" bass plays and the viewer is subjected to high quality CGI footage of Kermit eating ricks dry dingleberries, ripping them away from the hair.

Next post is going to be "PG", so tell me how cancerous you want this to be.
I hope this made you cringe as much as it did to me

Post the Ready Player One excerpts.

Sadly nothing out of the ordinary.

Kill yourself.

LOL

What about them? My friends gushed over the trailer, but it feels like the equivalent of X Movies, just throwing references for reference's sake.

that's a lowly pornstar name if I've ever heard one

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Yes user my slave currency, from my task that I have no choice in participating in, nope.

After creating the image that many knows, I am glad I have never watched Wreck It Ralph and will be glad I'm not going to watch the sequel.

Dear God why didn't the eclipse mark some ritual sign for sending a nuke to Disney Studios?

normalfags are a disease

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I'm glad Walt isn't alive to see this.

IT'S OKAY WHEN WE DO IT

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Just when you think people can't get any fucking dumber.

Oh boy, you're in for a treat.

Cringe writing for ants.

You've got god tier tastes user.
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KIKES PISSING ON WALT DISNEY'S GRAVE: THE MOTION PICTURE

Holy fuck.

Also how are these characters even "alive" in this setting? From what the first movie indicated, only pre-programmed VG characters with varying AIs could be living things, yet OhMyDisney is just a shitty ass blog, so how the fuck is it filled with living characters who are just pictures posted on a site? Also, that name "OhMyDisney". Its like those Disney bastards want to be a god now.

Maybe we'll get another banner out of it

That's been going on for decades. I saw the newer CG Mickey Mouse once. They have neutered Donald Duck and have Mickey Mouse spouting yiddish. Not even exaggerating.

As long as I get more porn of this cute little slut, I don't care.

Look at the post he replied to

They already have, started 50 years ago.
White nationalists are fucking retarded because they react now that USA is what, 52% white?
not to mention WN never worked outside of america and every normal country employed ethnic nationalism.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

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lmfao kid

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Jews ruin everything good and turn everything ugly… on purpose.

He's slightly right though, your corruption will haunt you after your physical death, it will create your own personal hell on the astral, like a lucid nightmare, and when the your astral body dies (which is the second death), your soul will go into a coma-like dream until reincarnation in worse conditions and with the same vices and fears you had in the previous life.
Source: my wise ass

Also.


VIDEOGAMES

Nice try there, fagstein. Disney shills like you are tumors.

Why not just admit you fap to fridge-shaped bitches like (((Silverman))) while you're at it you sick fuck.
>>>Holla Forums


The new Mickey Mouse cartoon is nowhere near as bad as the Ducktales cartoon.

Maybe, but Goofy has been turned into absolute shit in that one. Ducktales is its own unique kind of trash now, what with strong and independent Mrs. Beakly.

I don't understand why Goofy always gets the shorthand on nuDisney, it's not like he was edgy or anything on his original format. Is it because he's shown to be a decent single dad and feminists can't allow that?

Last time Goofy felt like he had any genuine heart put into his character was in House of Mouse, where he once again played the role of a good dad with Max who was on a date with Roxane from the Goofy Movie.

That was absolute shit, even by hollywood standards. Which is why it will probably be in the movie.


I wish someone archived the initial thread when the movie was announced, an amazing mess is what it was.

Kikes are as corruptive a force in reality as evil Gods are in high fantasy, it's amazing.

Several people mentioned the Emoji Movie in this thread. What was that even about?

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WNs are in no obligation to complain about Jews when they're the exact demographic who hands them money. Not to mention that they want to protect statues instead of helping impoverished white communities. Unite the Right would have been great if they focused more on hosting a food drive in white-majority Appalachia by buying cooking supplies rather than pissing off liberal trust fund kids in a Democrat majority city like Charlottesville by buying gear to combat agitators who fought them beforehand.

They did get fucked over unfairly, but the crucial part of making your movement succeed is to reduce the possibility of those negative outcomes occurring in the first place. They made no effort to do so as they prioritized ideals and inanimate objects over white people. WNs willingly purchased their bad outcome.

It was an hour and twenty minute commercial for Candy Crush, Just Dance, Instagram, Twitter, Dropbox, and Spotify (to name a few examples) disguised as an incredibly shitty children's movie that fails at executing the most common cliches expected from such a movie.

Fug, wrong version
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Fixing some kids phone. Hotdiggedyblocker gives some surprisingly good input on it.

There was a thread even earlier than that (as in, when they announced that such a movie would even exist) that I was thinking of, but I'll take this.

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That would be a shitshow when they don't stop clapping for the entire movie.

What's the fucking video, OP? I'm gonna smash any retards bitching about GamerGate while pointing out it's not bad to hate Trump if you're afraid of his status and reputation, but it is if you're a fucking retard that willingly doesn't understand sexism or racism.

Edgy femishit retardation for mudshits and hopelessly against actually attractive and likable idealized cartoons from a shitlord culture and meanies calling out that retardation and shitty blogs will work just fine against burning itself down and becoming that emoji shit 2.0.

Is this the Holla Forums bot?

Has to be, why would someone make something like that though? Is it some buttblasted guy or just a fuck looking for some lulz

Are you both faggots?

If you dont move he wont be able to see you and go away

Never actually read that particular doujin, but I have seen some other of Zenra's work. God tier indeed.

Oh yeah and the new Aladdin: Will Smith will replace Robin's character.
You never had a bigger kike than Disney's
NEVER EVER FRIEEEEEEND

Why did Will Smith become such a fucking retard? He was a role model and a talented self made man who rose about "the street" only to become a fucking millionaire scam cultist and now he's been brainwashed against Trump. At least he'll fail miserably at any attempt at politics like anything else on Twitter or from Hollyshit.

And what the fuck did he do raising his son? Why is Jaden such a hilariously pretentious douchebag that can't stop shitposting how "deep" he is?

Honestly, anyone could write a better story than this trip.

The End. Fuck this trash. Hell even this bullshit fanfiction barely helped to improve the premise of this crap.

He kinda was before, but what with recent times making celebrities feel like they're bigger than world leaders thanks to rise in social media, Will became engrossed in the new smug culture and fell to the retarded opinions around him.

*tripe

what is wrong with those movies?

Not sure about the first one, but the live-action one was pure current year trash, although I think a lot of the shit came from some minorities seeing the film as a pro-Love is Love shit, but that was a small obnoxious minority.

Not sure about that one either. If anything people told me it was racist for not having more blacks in it. Although on Holla Forums they seem to dislike it because they think Tarzan is black, despite that both his parents were clearly brits and the only reason he has that tan is because he's been living in jungle land his whole life.

Again, not sure, probably the fuck who made the picture thought the movie was pro-mexican immigration or some shit despite that its not. Although, then again the movie was originally a completely different film with better art called Kingdom of the Sun before they threw it out because of Disney jewery and replaced it with the Looney Tunes-esque film with less impressive designs and no musical numbers that we have now, but if anything that movie is also offensive to libshits for "americanizing" incan culture, so again, no idea why its in the pic. Not sure why Hercules is in there either, only thing bad about it was its horrible inaccuracies concerning Hercules lore. I assume the fuck who made the pic didn't watch any of the four films I mentioned and just assumed they were new age liberal tripe based on looks alone. Hell, Little Mermaid was more liberal than Beauty and the Beast according to current year fucks who won't shut about how progressive Ursula was.

A shame he didn't plan out his successor better, RIP.

FTFY


Sadly, his successor would've probably been bumped off. Still I wonder how things would've turned out if Walt had planned out the future of his company better.

At that time there was a push towards non-white races in stories like Mulan.
Tarzan depecited the woman going against the father's direction if I remember and falling for rugged bad boy Tarzan and his abs, like a mudshark.
Beauty and the Beast were glorifying personality disorders and unhealthy relationships.

wtf is Heavyweights? Is that even Disney?

Kind of a sad to recognize Hunchback of Notre Dame as somewhat pozzed nowadays, I still think its one of the most visually beautiful movies Disney ever made.

What father's direction? Did you even watch Tarzan or Mulan you tard? Jane's old man was practically in love with Tarzan too because he though he was a lost species and he practically jizzed his pants when he found out his daughter was fucking him, ya hack. And Mulan is a fucking film about chinks, just like Jungle Book was a film about fucking hindus. Mulan if anything was considered progressive because of the whole "who I am inside" bs and pushing gender norms. If you wanna talk about a film that portrayed whites unfairly, then stick with Pocahontas ya idgit.

It's about some fat kids that get sent to a weight loss camp so they keep pranking the camp counselor so that they're able to eat all the junk food and crap that they want.

And yes the father in Tarzan is an idiot for letting his daughter fuck around with a guy who has literally been having sex with gorillas for his whole life. Fucker must have super aids.

Ah, now it makes sense.


The new Mulan film will be much worse though. And expect a lot of szechuan sauce memes…

Wait a fuck. She isn't even a princess. Is she? She was just an honorary soldier/hero according to the emperor.

She's a "honorary princess" or some shit. I think in the direct to video sequel she married that general, so she's at least noble.

They're actually making a remake of that shit?


I just stick with watching the beautiful art and listening to the instrumentals.

From what I read in the news a few years back when they stupidly inducted her into the princess line to be the token azn, they said its because the Emperor's blessing/medal at the end means she's his honorary daughter according to tradition. Sounds like bullshit to me, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Yeah, you're probably right. The evil ones wouldn't have left something like Disney be.

Live action, its what (((Disney))) has been doing to all their aninated films.

*animated

You know what I do?
I fast forward through all the parts that have the Hunchback solo or the gargoyles.
The quality of the movie quite literally skyrockets about ten fold.

Wasn't that an old Chinese story about nationalism and keeping the Huns out of China? If it's about the characters being Chinese, it's a story that takes place in China, so that makes sense. If it's about Mulan disguising herself as a man and try to frame it as something like being transgender or some shit like that, the entire story revolves around it, if you change that, it wouldn't be Mulan anymore and it'll be a totally different story.

I wouldn't say that Aladdin did anything wrong. It at the very least has some top-tier musical numbers, along with Mulan.

On the reverse side, I personally dislike Sword in the Stone for inaccuracies to Arthurian lore than make Nasu look tame, and Little Mermaid is very overrated IMO. But I suppose you can't get everything perfect.

Its still stupid. Just more cheap nostalgia bait like their Beauty and the Beast and Maleficent films but with special virtue signaling twists or some awful twists that take a shit on the original, like making Maleficent a tragic anti-hero which is the exact same dumb shit they did with their shitty Wizard of Oz prequel which had nothing in common with the books. That movie was so stupid it gave me an ulcer. The witch was an innocent teenager who was allergic to water and eating a green apple turned her into the fucking witch and made her evil. Shit was so stupid it gave me a migraine when I saw it.

I wouldn't say Aladdin did anything wrong as the show and movies that spun off from it were very good, but now its used constantly by virtue signalling faggots as an example of why we shouldn't forsake refugees, and then there's the whole modern fandom wanting Genie to be made an official gay icon in the upcoming live action remake.


The live-action remake is going for more emphasis on the second.

You're just pulling my leg right?

I pity you. I refuse watch them destroy the old works while they remake the same shit over and over again.

I wish I was. I truly wish I was.

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Your double dubs can't save you from the truth of that post.

The left uses Aladdin the same reason they use other shit - because they're mentally children, and can only use shit from when they were literally children in order to make their cases. Their only exposure to "brown" people is a fucking children's movie so that's what they use as their basis, but that doesn't mean the movie itself is the issue.

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It's like a fanfic written by some fujoshit who never got over high-school.

Now its all starting to make sense.

I'm pretty sure they're producers, directors, and editors, too. There's no way this shit would've flied a decade ago.

If Rick and Morty is involved in anyway I hope its them killing off the entire cast and destroying the set/movie, and then spending the rest of the movie ranting about how everyone who likes this garbage should die and how they are the cancer on the world, that they should kill themselves.
I hope this movie is so bad everyone who watches this movie feels bad for giving money to disney, and ceases to buy movie tickets ever again. I hope this movie singlehandlely crashes both the movie and videogame markets at the same time, ending everything and booting normalniggers back to square one, allowing niche groups to fill in the holes, rebuild, and pick up from before the jews invaded.

The fuck do people like Rick and Morty anyway?

Who hurt you?

It's funny how your spoiler is actually EXTREMELY in Character, right to the hilt, but with the new hack writers, they're gonna stray away from that.
Good job user, season 1 rick longs for you.
It's funny how now the "Punch Nazi" segment bothers me now, but didn't before
This was kiked from the start
I would like to see an ep when Jerry's great grandfather is shown to be a proud National Socialist that's serving Adolf himself, and shows how much the white man has devolved

This user
He hurt me badly. So did the jews. Mostly the jews.

Hurts so good.

Aw man some of the best stuff is with the gargoyles. Like the end of this musical number where Esmerelda calls Quasimodo and snaps him out of his delusion and back to his sad lonely reality.

Nothing worse than edgy redditfags who idolize a show run by pozzed fags like Dan and his feminist posse.

Can i have sauce, user, pls.

I knew something felt off about season 3.

Jewesses are horn dogs that think with their pussy? This is new and exciting news that has never been seen before!
Look at the gangbang videos of "whites" and see how many hooknoses there are.

This is probably why season 3 has been so lackluster.

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I liked the first movie. I hope this one isn't actually going to be as cancerous as you seem to suggest it will.

How do you think it will turn out?

How the hell did you get that out of his post? Do you have some sort of persecution complex regarding your masturbatory habits?

LOOK VANELLOPE, IT'S SANS FROM UNDERTALE WE ARE IN UNDERTALE

Because he's the low class to Donald's high standards and Mickey's everyman. In other words, a hick.

A man can still have hope, user.

Stop misplacing your hope in kiked companies dipshit.

But if I don't, there's hardly anything left to have hope in, and life starts looking a lot more bleak.

Goofy was a hick in the original shorts while Donald was a caring father later on, could you at least pretend you watched this shit.

Fucking off yourself, you're a lost cause

What is up with that pic? Did hentai become real in the worst way imaginable?

When it comes to anything media-related, by large it's just the corps. Or old shit.
Hell, even video games have this problem. Though, we do have small guys, but sadly they're mostly cityfag scum who seem several degrees worse than the corps.
And now the corps and cityfags are starting to close the box on the internet, too.
And they're working hard to try to take my guns away, as well.
What's left? Riverside homes, sweet tea, and family? It's certainly something, but you have to start wondering how long it'll be before they come after that, too.

MY MOUTH PUSSY, ONI-CHAN!

I'm thinking you have some vidya depression. What kind of vidya do you like?

I don't blame the guy if he was old enough to enjoy video games before the 2000s ruined it for everyone.

A bit of everything, but mostly FPSs and RPGs.
RPGs with more emphasis on the 'make your own character' lot, mind you. Can't really stand stuff what sets you in a character with no variance or personality you can work with.
In the same way, I guess, I'm more in to tactical FPSs to the slider sprinter megagun or twitch shooter types.

IT STILL HURTS, DAMN IT.

Can't really help you there, sorry. I feel your pain though

I don't blame him either, I just thought I might recommend something but those two genres and strategy games are my kryptonite

FRIGGIN SWEET LOIS
AND THEN GRAND DAD SHOWS UP

She must have learned that trick from Beauty and the Beast where that guy who was in Superfly shows Belle how to strike a man in the jugular vein with a high-heeled shoe.

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I never said it was redpilled, or that I idolize it. I simply described a set of actions a couple of characters whose recent characterization, (((coincidentally))), has been ruined by its own writers and have deviated from what it was during season one. All I said was, to put it simply, is a hope that if Rick & Morty was involved, that somehow the original idea of said characters wouldn't be pozzed enough to not be self aware.
You seem to be drawing from conclusions that simply aren't there. Do you often find yourself rambling with no actual point or coherent thought? It's like you're doing it here, typing said rant down.
At least actually had a point, and a conclusion that COULD be drawn from my post. In that way, I would actually agree with that user in some sense, considering he does have a point that current Rick & (((Morty))) would never come anywhere close to what I have wrote.

Are you retarded, user?

Who's in agreement with me that the first Wreck-it-Ralph was average at best?


I truly feel it's only liked because "vidjagaems amirite XD" despite it being a very generic CG film. The fact that the sequel will deal with the internet makes me weep. I have a feeling it won't be as widely well received though.

The plot to the movie was just leaked, here's a basic summary

The posters & DVDs are literally false advertisements. None of the cameos mattered at all.

Actually, I completely agree. The "lesson" it was trying to teach was extremely retarded because you shouldn't have to eat your coworkers biased and rude bullshit for years.

Ralphs coworkers are massive dicks to Ralph for (X) years, this wears him down to his final nerve and he gets upset and leaves. Everyone pretends it's all his fault because of the "YA GOIN TURBO xD" villain meme branding him as bad as a sociopathic narcissist for wanting to not be treated like ass for a change.
Unselfaware manlet who's also a big part of the problem gets a military waifu because an irrelevant romance subplot had to be forced hard because reasons.

Calling it average is an insult to average movies.