TRANSCRIPT
Rick crashes through the virtual walls of Internet land. Stumbling into Vanellope and Ralph. Rick burped "BURRRRRRRRP", his secret language he uses to express his pain and super deep sorrow, you wouldn't understand.
He then mutters on with his incoherent rambling in front of the two. He is looking for an antidote to destroy unicorns that have held Beth & Jerry's house under siege. Unfortunately, they have no clue where to find this weaponized antidote.
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He stumbles on for a bit, completely wasted out of his mind, being the drunkest he's been his entire life. It's been a rough night, and rick, nor Morty have gotten any sleep recently so they're a bit more "Out of It"
They ask for directions, but find nothing.
Rick can't handle this task anymore, and he passes the torch to Morty.
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There is a loud crash through the OTHER wall, and sans appears before them. Rick greets him, bumping his fist and they catch up to talk about their life. They start making a LOT of pop culture references and rick even mention those "FUUUUU" rage comics and nyan cat at one point. They have a hell of a time catching up.
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Morty keeps interrupting and Rick tells him to "Shut the fuck up.", he does so with submissive angst.
They catch up yeah, they talk about their worlds and how they should have another Rick and Morty/Undertale crossover again, last time rick killed frisk and had a dog eat her corpse and had sex with toriel.
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They're interrupted by Dipper, who is not Dipper at all, but his edgy pot smoking clone "Chipper"
Chipper is an original character, if you steal his likeness, I WILL take you to court.
Anyways, Chipper. With his too cool attitude, insults the group directly while looking for the Princesses and the club.
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Rick neglects his offer and say he'll do the exact opposite. They pin down chipper and penetrate him raw and dry, the Disney characters start running in fear and Kermit the frog comes out of the shadows to eat ricks ass out as "Dank Meme" bass plays and the viewer is subjected to high quality CGI footage of Kermit eating ricks dry dingleberries, ripping them away from the hair.
Next post is going to be "PG", so tell me how cancerous you want this to be.
I hope this made you cringe as much as it did to me