Canada actively trying to be worst place for Video Game fans in the world with...

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Canada actively trying to be worst place for Video Game fans in the world with new retro games ban.

Germany & Australia on high alert

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Landon Ward
Landon Ward

retro games ban
not allowing a shitty over priced scalper-bait emulation box to be released because Nintendo won't put it in their frog language
Nice clickbait OP, are you getting paid for this?

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

I think germany and australia still have that title.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

new retro games ban.
it's just nintendo's latest shit box can't be sold because nintendo is lazy
OP you really want to work at Kotaku or Polygon don't you?

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Does anybody here actually want this? Doesn't this SNES always have to be online and have a small selection of games?

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

I genuinely think that it's getting shilled hard

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

IF YOU LET YOUR ENEMIES PLAY STARFOX 2 THEY WIN!

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

implying Quebec is part of Canada

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

But that's a good thing.

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Quebec
implying that Quebec is Canada

Yeah I don't know what you're talking about. I preordered mine just fine and I live in Alberta.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

SNES Mini always has to be online

This thing is just a plug and play toy. It has no ability to connect to the internet.

Which would be a good excuse for Nintendo to sell more downloadable games to play on the damn thing so I don't know why they didn't do it

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

Canada retro games ban
it's just Quebec sperging about the SNES not being French enough

Reddit tier clickbait. Kill yuorslef OP.

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

I don't know why they didn't do it
Why do that when they can release the Special Limited Edition SNES Classic MK.2?

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Canada must be a fucked up place to live. I use to actually want to go there, but now I'm not so sure.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

no archive link
fake news.

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

Go to Alberta.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Cucknada is just trying to fuck its shit up hard enough to be taken over by the United States. Like how all the fuckheads in charge of BlackBerry kept sabotaging the company with the hopes that Microsoft would buy them out for their email services, but it never happened.

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

Pic related?

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Canadian here

This only applies to a specific province of Canada. This province primarily speaks French and the only real city you can find English speakers in is in Montreal

This isn't a "ban on retro games". This is moreso a ban on a specific product because of Nintendo's laziness with porting these games.

Specifically in Quebec if a game is to be sold there, if it has a french translation, the french translation has to be sold. If there isn't a french translation then it's fine to be sold in English. The SNES classic has games that have french translations it's just that Nintendo doesn't give a fuck in porting the PAL versions just to a single province in Canada. This is Nintendo's fault not Canada's.

Again this only applies to a single province on the Eastern part of Canada, doesn't affect the rest of the country.

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

Canadian here
Fuck off

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Not all of us live in Burgerland user

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

perpetually pouty, lippy, and dick-sucky province creates entirely arbitrary vidya law
nintendo isn't interesting in creating another sku to comply with said entirely arbitrary law
I genuinely dislike Nintendo, and haven't purchased one of their consoles since the N64, but there's nothing wrong with what they did. The blame lies squarely on the shoulders of whoever passed that law.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

perpetually pouty, lippy, and dick-sucky province creates entirely arbitrary vidya law

That's mostly how the rest of Canada views Quebec

there's nothing wrong with what they did

I didn't say there was. It's not a "ban on retro games" though.

The blame lies squarely on the shoulders of whoever passed that law.

The law was passed largely because Quebec is Canada's Texas and makes very hysterical demands like this to protect things like speaking French and the like. To the point where they've threatened to succeed and become their own country several times and have spawned terrorist organizations there who kidnapped politicians and firebombed buildings over it.

This law that just decrees if a game had a french translation then the french version must be sold is one of the lighter and softer parts of Quebec historically.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

yea but the lingua franca of the world (if you're important) is English. At least until the Chinese take over.

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

yea but the lingua franca of the world (if you're important) is English

The law is more lax than that. It's not saying "Only sell french video games". It says "If there's a french version, sell that"

In the case of the snes classic, several of these snes games had french versions in PAL territories. Nintendo just doesn't really care about that and just put the English versions on them. Hence why sale was blocked.

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

This is Nintendo's fault not Canada's
Don't you make excuses for Quebec. Nintendo is cheap as shit, but Quebec's laws here are restrictive and retarded, especially given that all the French games are in the PAL format. God forbid you might actually fucking want English language media in Quebec.

William Parker
William Parker

Chinese will never take over user. They have an aging population and an underdeveloped economy. They're getting cheap labor from Africa and India and they haven't even secured themselves a good standard of living. Hell, half their country is an unlivable hellscape.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Don't you make excuses for Quebec

I'm not, I'm just pointing out that it's not a "ban on retro games" nor is it a draconian "only french games get sold here" ban. It's more so just Nintendo not giving a fuck about it and deciding it's better to not sell to Quebec because they probably won't buy many units of their console that they intentionally don't sell a lot of units of to generate mass hype.

Jackson White
Jackson White

For once I can say
BASED CANADA

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

live in upstate NY
small town but full of scalpers who buy up all the stock of fucking EVERYTHING and resell on ebay to make their living because they're druggies who can't be bothered to get a fucking job
also close to canadian border and all the montreal snow-niggers come down to shop here
mfw combination of typical scalpers plus canadian demand

Thank fucking christ I think these classic consoles are top jew garbage, can't imagine the pain I'd be going through if I actually wanted one.

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

Nintendo just doesn't really care about that and just put the English versions on them.

I feel the same way. Fuck the frogs and everyone who only speaks french. I'm sure if you were to make a Venn diagram of homosexual behavior and french speaking people you'd achieve a near eclipse.

I was just shit posting with that last part. Considering how bad their pollution is I often wonder how they manage to get clean drinking water. I've seen the documentary on gutter oil so I wouldn't put it past some chinky chink to be filtering raw sewage and trying to sell it as "fresh spring holy water".

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

To the point where they've threatened to succeed and become their own country several times
Genuine question- why the fuck doesn't the rest of Canada just let them go? Literally nothing of value would be lost, Quebec is a shit-stain on that country's reputation in every way possible.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

It's part of the nationalism.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Genuine question- why the fuck doesn't the rest of Canada just let them go?

We don't want a third world country that has no actual industries right next door to us that we'd have to reabsorb at a later date anyway. The only thing I know that Quebec produces are gay pride parades and overrated video game developers.

The only reason Canada hasn't just forced Quebec to speak English is because of how much of a violent shitfit this would cause.

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

That's mostly how the rest of Canada views Quebec
Gas the frogs, tbh.
It's not a "ban on retro games" though.
I was specifically responding to how both you and the (((games journalist))) in the OP laid the blame on Nintendo's shoulders. This is in the same vein as firearms mfgs refusing to comply with commiefornia/jew york's insane gun laws and creating a ton of state-specific skus for trigger weight laws, mag capacity laws, (((ASSAULT WEAPON))) laws, etc.

To put it another way, let's say I'm a Red Robin franchisee, and some stinking shitskin barges in and demands that I serve him a halal (go look up the disgusting and brutal way "halal" meat is prepared) burger to comply with his schizophrenic belief system. Since my meat is sourced from humanely slaughtered animals not in compliance with mudslime law, and this goatfucker makes up a fraction of a percent of my market, it doesn't make sense from a financial perspective to add that item to my menu, let alone a moral perspective.

Quebec is Canada's Texas
Sounds more like our Commiefornia.

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

1. let them go
2. build a wall
3. watch them flounder from the parapets
4. they beg to come back before they starve to death or become overrun by niggers
5a. if white(ish) people remain, allow return upon the condition they cease their faggotry
5b. if mostly niggers, genocide, absorb, and repopulate with people from the rest of canada

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

Must be available in French
Thats a retarded law. Sure half of Canuck land is French, but they don't have a law that it has to be in english, do they? I can only imagine how many shitty French dubs exist because of this crap.

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Thats a retarded law. Sure half of Canuck land is French, but they don't have a law that it has to be in english, do they?

The law isn't that the game must be french. The law is that if there was a french translation produced, then the french translation has to be sold. In this case the SNES classic has games that were localized in France back in the 90s

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Queerbecers
<Queerbecers
>Queerbecers

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

language laws?

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

majority of website shares the view that white culture should be preserved
province has law that protects their linguistic heritage as a former possession of france
board freaks out about it because it slightly inhibits their ability to give nintendo money

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

canadian here
shouldn't you be in jail for islamophobia and transphobia?

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

Canada actively trying to be worst place.
The sentence didn't need to go any farther than this OP.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

claim oppression
canada bends over for them
canada subsidizes them
probably more corrupt than mexico
attracts french speaking africans
you need french for all federal jobs

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

FROGS RUIN EVERYTHING AND LEAFS ARE FAGGOTS, NEWS AT 11

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

french
white culture
Hon Hon Hon, nice try.

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

canada bends over for them

OHONHONHON

bullshit, every law quebec passes they do for themselves. The rest of Canada bitches them out for it every fucking time. They're like Texas and the rest of Canada acts like Commiefornia about it. Wahhh this place doesn't hold the same views as me, we must stop them! The only difference is it's a liberal country bitching about an equally liberal province that holds a single view that's conservative.

Not even Alberta gets this level of shit flung at them.

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

buying a snes in 2017

Nintendrones will defend this.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

Speaking of Texas, I hear that they are experience the worst Hurricane in centuries for them. It'll be sandwich with a hurricane for 4 days to maybe a week with rain fall that will counted in the ft. Of course, being Texas, they aren't really prepared for such an event. What the hell did they do to deserve this?

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Queerbec deserves the shit flung at them. The frogs probably like shit in their mouths anyway

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

Of course, being Texas, they aren't really prepared for such an event.
And I still believe they are better prepared and will bounce back faster then all those shitty countries that have been hit by massive storms and earthquakes lately.

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

What the hell did they do to deserve this?
Even if the planners are "out of state" faggots, the "reimagining" of the Alamo, maybe?
hollaforums.com/thread/10418750/politics

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

Yes, and you're all shitskins and should be banned

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Quebec
Who gives a shit?

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

Have you ever been to Texas? It's actually nice place, good people, solid communities, plenty of natural beauty to go around. Even as someone from Washington, the prettiest state, I thought Texas looked lovely. The only reason they draw ire from people is because they're insanely stubborn about everything. Trying to get a Texan to go along with something is a gigantic pain in the ass.

It's really only the liberal parts that hate Texas, the rest of the country admires their gusto, up to a point. I think everyone has gotten tired of their weekly secession bitchfest. If you ask a liberal they'll say they deserve it for being racist, if you ask a christian in Texas they'll say it's a punishment from god for allowing degeneracy, if you ask someone from the midwest they'll say it's just one of those things that happens, like a tornado. Texas was so stubborn about prepping they got caught off guard and now they're going to pay for it.

Thankfully there's nothing of value on the coast and the rest of texas doesn't have much to worry about other than the roads getting washed out.

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Isn't East Texas the worst of the south?

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

I was able to order one from three different retailers. All confirmed now.

So I will be getting three of these. I plan to try to trade one for an NES classic.

Play one, and the third is for my sister who is paying me for it.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

yes.

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

Frenchies getting punished for being stuck-up Frencies.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

The French have really fucked things up. They tried playing empire and colonialism and fucked it all up. They try to force shitskins into Europe with a former president on video stating that they would force Europe to blanda up if they didn't do it by choice. They couldn't keep their dicks in their pants and fucked natives wherever they went, fucking up the offspring's genetics and identity in the process. Then they pulled out of the conquered areas but still try to call shots in those areas. They're a bunch of fuckwits who have fucked themselves and are too stubborn to admit it.

Apologies to any French-anons that realise how fucked they are, but these are the facts and the majority of Frenchies aren't going to save themselves.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

Specifically in Quebec if a game is to be sold there, if it has a french translation, the french translation has to be sold. If there isn't a french translation then it's fine to be sold in English.
Can you imagine the level of mindbogglingly retarded someone in power has to be to sit down and pass this incredibly specific rule about video games, and the level of soul crushingly depressing you have to be in order to accept a job where part of what you do is ban games for not following this incredibly specific rule?

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

The tricky part is that the French translation is on PAL ROMs, so if Nintendo were to release a PAL SNES Classic in Quebec, they would run slower than the NTSC counterparts.
Uh, what? The speed is hardware-dependent, not game-dependent. Any emulator can and should get European ROMs to run at full speed. Though I'm sure Nintendo would find a way to fuck this up.

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

You're genuinely a moron who doesn't read any thread about them in that event, people have complained "BUT JUST EMULATE" since the NES Mini and it's more likely people post threads about it and the SNES Mini to see how many people they can bait out into missing the point that it's a shitty stocking stuffer and not advertised as a convenient way to play the damned games. It costs $80, for fuck's sake, and the NES Mini cost $60.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

cuckada bans shitty product intented to scam money out of retarded gullible manchildren

that was the only good thing they ever did in their pathetic history, besides burning down washington

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Your post is a valued contribution to this thread.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

If Nintendo wanted to lawyer up over this, they could make a case that firstly, the SNES Classic is not a video game in and of itself and is not subject to the law pertaining to software titles. And secondly that the games contained on the SNES Classic are specific iterations that have never before been released, do not have French translations, and therefore are not subject to this law. But I think Nintendo is well aware of the flash-in-the-pan nature of the sales they can expect, so a drawn-out legal fight doesn't make economic sense.

William Cook
William Cook

Quebec is the least cucked province in Canada. The rest of the country could learn from them but they're too busy stroking themselves to the thought of Islamist scum plowing their wives.
It applies to all media my dude, not just games.
"This province primarily speaks French and the only real city you can find English speakers in is in Montreal"
Doesn't include Gatineau
The fuck is wrong with you?

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Sauce?

David Powell
David Powell

thanks, sweetie

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Quebec isn't Canada.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Quebec is the least cucked province
Have you been to Montreal?
It's like San Francisco.
The uncuncled provinces are Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and the Maritimes.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

That's what you get when people are unironically proud of their culture.

Quebec is /pol.

I hate my language.

One world one vision one purpose.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

This. Canada has an immigrant problem. Theres been an influx of millions of Burgers.

Trudeau is a backlash of native Canadians who don't want their country turned into the US.

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Are you sure that was Canada? I was pretty sure it was the British who did that. They even baked us an apology cake.

Also, they had to apologize for the tweet because some butthurt 'murrican can't take a fucking joke

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

That's what you get when people are unironically proud of their culture.
What the fuck have the French to be proud about?

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

friends for not for sexual

That's top banter but not unsurprising. Many of my countrymen can't take the bants.

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

France can take pride in losing its country and winning it back. Of course, the Quebecois protested ww2 and didn't fight.

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

and winning it back
But the Americans won it back for them, and they wouldn't have been able to do that without the Russians.

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

No, Trudeau is the result of "DUUUUDE WEED LMAO" being pandered to in an election.

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

Theres been an influx of millions of Burgers
Don't forget asians though that is more of a problem in BC

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

It takes decades to build a country, only a few years to destroy it. We got a bunch of welfare migrants storming Montreal last week.

William Green
William Green

Abigail pls go

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

thick dough
shit pizza

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

the chinks will take over because the jews told me so
Holy fuck, underage confirmed. In the '80s and '90s it was the Japanese. Then their economy tanked. No asian nation is a threat to the Western world.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

For those who are wondering what the deal is with Quebec

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

no link
2-line redtext tabloid bullshit
85 replies
great job internet

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Not liking thick crusts

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

It's Quebec. This is the same province that wanted to shut down an Italian restaurant because its menu had too many non-French words, like "pasta" and "calamari". Don't waste your time paying them any attention.

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

That is a pie, not a pizza.

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

Dont forget that montreal's mayor also declared the city as a sanctuary city as well. Although Quebec's countryside is somewhat better and white, Montreal is a cesspool of degeneracy.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

What the fuck have the French to be proud about?
Asterix and Obelix, and being the only country in the wast that still mkes cartoons?
that's all I can think of

Leo Long
Leo Long

frogzone passing laws so people have to force out a translation
like pottery

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

Disgusting

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Canada
its just Quebec that has backwards ass language laws.

Canada just gets to enjoy its hate speech laws

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Are you saying Canada is performing a countrywide shittest to try and get America to pay attention and put them back in their place? Does Canada want the freedom dick?

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

British Columbia is Canada's Commieformia, especially around Cuckcouver.

is right. Alberta in particular is Canada's Texas.

It doesn't need to do that. It already did that back in the 50s or so. What's going on now is just the seeds that were sown then simply starting to bear fruit.

Too bad the country is already the US. Look at how Canadian "culture" these days is to take something from the US, usually shit, then smack a Maple Leaf on it and call it a day.

This is due to the easily exploitable Canadian quota laws which mandate that you have to have a certain amount of Canadian content. Problem is, most just do that in the most half assed way. When Canada doesn't rip off Burger culture, it's abysmal.

is right. In a few years, Canada lost its identity - back in the 50s/60s - and has secured its inevitable fate: Confederation dissolves, and each province joins the US as a new state. The three territories probably get merged with Alaska for the sake of convenience or some shit, who knows.

Trudeau sucks, sure, but his detractors are Canadian nationalism's last breath. Deep down, they know it's over.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Canada mostly wants to not be America. That's what most of our national identity is.
Americans are stereotyped as loud and bombastic, so Canadians like to be stereotyped as being polite. America fought a war of independence, so Canadians like to contrast that with our diplomatic road to independence. Americans like guns, so Canada should have gun control. And so on.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

Cartoons that indulge in peoples' latex fetishes.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

That explains why Canada hates freedoms, like freedom of speech. Quebec should just secede already and end the farce that is Canadian unity.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

They've been getting that dick for decades now to the point that they're stuck with the bastard children of said dicking: No culture, Canadian actors fleeing in droves across the border, persistent shadowing of the US like a little brother, etc, etc.

The Canadian national identity is nothing but a bunch of memes these days, user.

When Canada joins the US, Quebec will likely be the only ones who even try to resist.

They'll fail, but for a time they'll be the apple in the eyes of proud Canadian anons.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

Quebec is uncucked specifically because of its language laws. French is a gendered language and as long as it is protected the libtards will have no grounds to stand on, especially for the trannies who can't change the language and are stuck in limbos forever concerning French.

Charles Gutierrez
Charles Gutierrez

French is a gendered language and as long as it is protected the libtards will have no grounds to stand on
Then why in the hell is South America so socialist you damned retard?

James Baker
James Baker

Quebec actually tried to ban hijabs and burkas in public spaces. The rest of Canada called them racist and misogynist because they are telling women how to dress and used Trudeau's charter of right to shut them down.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

We have guns too big guy, we just can't walk around with them.

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Not all of Quebecois are whiny faggots in the same way not all blacks are niggers. It's incredibly common of French Canadians to have oppression complexes because they honestly believe Anglo-Canadians are conspiring to make the French language extinct despite the fact that plenty of Anglo Canadians also speak French as a second language. Back in the 60s the biggest faggots of them all started a terrorist organization called the FLQ which went around detonating bombs and destroying property until the federal govt gave Quebec special laws that require all public signs be in French only and other gay shit.

But despite all that they're still not as bad as some native bands that (((coincidentally))) find sacred Indian bones (read: bones of some random animal) at the site of pretty much every god damn development the Canadian govt wants to make, requiring the govt to pay thousands every single fucking time to prove ONCE AGAIN they're not even human fucking remains.

But hey at least we still have a relatively nigger free experience which is more than most of the US can claim

Juan King
Juan King

then what's the point

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Alberta is alright. Good beef, locally brewed beer and you're as close as you can get to the liberal weed forest without being in it. Plus if Fort McMurray burns down again, you can get a good paying job rebuilding.
Quebec has been hellbent on preserving culture as much as they can, sort of like a cold, whiny Japan. It's why they want to secede from Canada so badly.

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

not being able to buy the latest kike cash grab is somehow a punishment
lmao

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Quebec should just secede already and end the farce that is Canadian unity.
Why would they do that when it makes them so much money an gives them political clout to throw a fit and claim they will?

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

Mexico
No thanks
tbh we should just genocide every shitskin in there and control the whole damn continent

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

Quebec
Those froggots are retards, nothing new there.
Pretty much every sweepstakes or contest for anything is banned in Quebec. French language has to be predominant on signs, etc. An insecure frenchman acts just like a jew.

Jayden King
Jayden King

Do we really need three threads dedicated to the SCAM Mini?

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

being gay
Suicide please.

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

I bet you like to swallow thick loads too.

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

il n'y a pas UN user dans ce fil qui peut parler français ou une autre langue
MON VISAGE QUAND

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

This user is correct, hearty west coast pizza is vastly superior to malnourished east coast pizza.

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

Quebec
Even as a fucking leaf I don't care. Fuck Quebec.

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

oh no! i won't be able to buy the New™ Nintendo™ SNES™ Classic™ Edition™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my life is ruined!!!!!!!!!
nintendrones should be gassed

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

Canada isn't too bad. People there are genuinely pleasant and because of some shitty wording in legislation, piracy is completely legal as long as it's for personal use. You can own guns, too, but it's obviously more restrictive because it's more about hunting rather than self-defense or revolution. It's also surprisingly safe, with people leaving doors and cars unlocked even in places like Toronto. Biggest negatives I found staying up there were the Chinese influence and shitty Oreos.

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

French-Canadians are significantly more retarded than other Canadians and are just generally the scum of the Earth. They're salty that Quebec isn't its own country and how accommodating the rest of Canada is to them and even going as far as to establish French as an official language.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

keep telling yourself that, this country is hot garbage. if you're on this site without a VPN, in canada, you'll have the police at your door pretty soon.

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

FUCKING QUEBECOIS

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Uber muh France Quebec not wanting to join in a multi national beat down of the guy kicking France's teeth in?

Seriously?

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

Why does Quebec suck so much? They even have funny names for pylons.

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

This is just Quebec shit, they're incredibly uptight and bitchy about anything not in French
T. Leaf with a father who's job was to deal with Quebec's incessant whining on every single fucking thing for a major Canadian grocery chain
PS: fuck the french

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

They hate France too, weirdly enough.

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Strange Brew was the last good thing to come out of Canada.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

pylon
calling traffic cones pylons
Nigger what the fuck

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

That's because the French cared more about pic related than them.

After a long debate of the relative merits of Guadeloupe, which produced £6 million a year in sugar, versus Canada which was expensive to keep, Great Britain decided to keep Canada for strategic reasons and return Guadeloupe to France.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Quebec hates how France went through the French Revolution. Quebec basically maintained a strong Catholic tradition and rural society until the 1970s.

Gavin White
Gavin White

they're also backstabbing cunts, just like the britbongs

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

pylon
What the fuck.

Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

Leafs are actually the Protoss disguised as humans.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Franon au rapport

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

STARFOX 2
on the topic, is anyone gonna extract it?

Jason Price
Jason Price

it's just the French sperging about being irrelevant and throwing a fit
Nothing to see here.

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

canada is gay

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

fuk

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Que tu crois, salopiaud.

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

This is what they get for pretending they can't speak English. We all know you speak English, you fussy cunts.

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

MFW Justin Trudeau was a good guy all along

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

Canada actively trying to be worst place in the world
ftfy

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

pylons
A fucking pylon is the giant electric grid you retards.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

I hate everything french, They are all assholes and their language sucks. when will canada go to war with quebec.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

I'll be reselling these to retarded hipsterd for 200 bucks,

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Actually the US was originally going to get canada to be part of the united states during the revolutionary war but for some reason they refused and decided to take it up the ass by england and france.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Irony be that there's more niggers and foreigners in your shithole than in most of ours.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

kinda makes you think that our laws might be overblown by certain political pundits with an agenda to push

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

No.. our laws on "hate speech" are pretty fucking retarded.

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

I see it pushed mainly by right-wing burgers who hilariously think they are more free than us.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

I was talking about the war the British had with the French BEFORE the American Revolution, user. The Seven Years War. Voltaire famously called then-French Canada "Quelques arpents de neige" ("A few acres of snow") during this time.

What you're talking about was decades later, although the US never was going to get Canada out of the Revolutionary War. Coincidentally, Quebec triggered the Thirteen Colonies so much that they were blamed for the war even starting (the Quebec Act being one of the Intolerable Acts).

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Not all of Quebecois are whiny faggots in the same way not all blacks are niggers.
not all blacks are niggers.
implying

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

post the sauce please

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

Hatin' on zyzz.
Don't be a sad cunt.
I want to fuck that hapa ladybug bitch.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

I want to be Sam's bicycle seat

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Nigger this hurricane is a fucking pussy, living on the coast its just media blowing it way out of proportion.
We deal with this shit every year so don't just pull shit out of your ass.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

fucking this, we had rain weekly for a year before this, and now the weather can't even bother to lightning during a fucking hurricane?

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Nigger this hurricane is a fucking pussy, living on the coast its just media blowing it way out of proportion.
We deal with this shit every year so don't just pull shit out of your ass.

Don't listen to this bullshit go-ah, Guys. Can't you see the widescale devastation with your own eyes on the TV? Texas is disaster area! They need your help. Donate now, and we'll make sure that money goes to helping to helping Texans, and absolutely not to be hoarded while we run empty trucks out in front of every camera we can find snapping footage for cheap marketing.

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

As soon as we get the fucking french out of our politics. The FLQ were a bunch of fucking Communists, who were disbanded by a Communist and given comfortable positions in our Communistic government.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Burgerlander's call pylons traffic cones
Does everything have to be dumbed down for you so you can make the connections between words and concepts? Like how you pronounce "z" like "zee" instead of "zed" so it rhymes with "v" in your alphabet song? The deckle one is ridiculous, though.

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

Too bad the country is already the US
Canada has morale laws to boost patriotism. For example, 70% of television and radio are Canadian shows to prevent US culture from being too invasive.

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

honhonhonhonhon
HONHONHONHONHON
HONHONHONHONHONHONHON

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

canacuck here, nobody outside of quebec gives a shit about quebec

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

so it rhymes with "v" in your alphabet song?
If you think that's why vee is pronounced vee in America you're a fucking retard. Not using hyperbole, that has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

Don't listen to anyone telling you to move to a certain area of Canada. No matter where you live right now, Canada is equal to or worse than your shithole. America is the only upgrade.

James Wright
James Wright

It's more of a sidegrade. I think America has the best laws in the world at the moment, but depending on what state and where in that state you live, the situation could be better or worse.

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

this. every part of canada is equally bad and under the liberal government is only getting worse. BC is fucked in half due to softwood lumber disputes, Alberta's oil industry is drying up and has been for ages, Manitoba is just a freezing cold windy plain even on the best of days, etc. the only part of canada that you can actually expect to be happy is in one of the frozen northern reaches of the northwest territories. their diamond industries are still moving along, and the hippies, immigrants, natives and other negative social groups fucking the rest of canada don't want to go live in the cold

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

I don't understand this thread. Why not just download all SNES roms in existence, get one of those cheap snes usb controllers from china and run it on your TV? Better in any way.

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

I live in New York which is one of the states that's definitely the worst off, and yet the constitution still prevails when it comes to everything but the second amendment, which is obviously superior to Canada which doesn't even have a fucking first amendment. Anywhere in American, aside from maybe California due to the millions of spics is a significant upgrade over anywhere in Canada.

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

what is this graphic saying, exactly?
That the majority of tax payers in the country are republican?

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

It's saying only people who actually give a fuck are Republican

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

That majority dems just want gibs but can't or don't pay the taxes to provide them.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

You'll be better off emulating, as we all will, don't let nostalgia scalpers win.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

isn't it illegal not to pay taxes?
Although, now t hat I think about it, if you're on government assistance you're likely not paying income taxes…
and you really don't pay any FEDERAL income tax until you make at least over 10k in a year….

So the message of the democratic party, that the republican voters are full of poor white trash rednecks, is false?
That perhaps the actual super poor are all voting democrat?

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

A crazy concept, I know.

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Don't treat poor people a mob.

Lots of poor families are military families and see the Republicans as the pro-military party and the poor tend to be deeply religious and socially conservative. Thinking that any party could win without the poor is just being silly.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

I feel like the poor are over-represented in the U.S.

I feel that perhaps that the "poor" are actually comprised largely of the lower areas of what would have normally been considered the middle class. That people who are NOT poor are actually duped into thinking they are.

For the votes.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Actually, the opposite happens in America.

Almost no one identifies as being lower class, even though a large number of people are.

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

Strange Brew is great, but that's hardly true.

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

they are retarded but weed is also illegal and i don't see prisons filling up with pot heads like the US. our courts (and even a lot of police) tend to recognize nuance between crimes. just because its a law doesn't mean it gets enforced happily and to the letter every time

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

Imagine going to prison over a sex pillow or for saying that feminism is bad.

Mason Green
Mason Green

The white working class votes Republican, the negro underclass votes Democratic.

James Carter
James Carter

go to paris, they lost their nation in 1945

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

And all that "Canadian" content is either mediocre at best or a blatant ripoff of American trash. That law is worthless, because it is so easily exploitable. Face it, Canada really is America Jr and the inevitable annexation will be little more than a formality.

Alberta is already still stuck in a recession. It's why Calgary isn't playing the corporate welfare game with the Flames like Edmonton did with the Oilers. The Oil Sands drying up fully would JUST the province so hard.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Actually if Canada joins the Union there will never be a Republican president ever again. Even the most right wing Canadian couldn't bring himself to vote for Babar.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

also this.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

Australia on high alert
I really don't get that anymore. We lived through all this bullshit with ratings controversies and censorship, but we already solved it by going back to our roots. Australia pirates pretty much fucking all of our entertainment since companies for television and vidya see it fit to charge huge prices and the government doesn't do jack fucking shit to stop pirates.

HBO had to beg Australia to stop pirating Game of Thrones because their legitimate views were that low. Australia was founded on convicts, and we're going back to our roots. GAME had to close down Australian stores because nobody fucking pays for shit other than the dumbest normalfags.

Fuck yeah Martin Mystery was the shit

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

It's not a question of if, but when. I will be surprised if Canada still exists as a country within the next fifty years.

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

quebec
representing Canada
Try again

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

I will not let this become like the irish man webms
dousyoko.net/blog-entry-15709.html

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

<Oi brov, Nintendo did not respect Quebec's pronouns it must go to jail!
http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/25/california-could-start-jailing-people-who-dont-use-transgender-pronouns/

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Quebec shouldn't really fucking talk about their language laws. According to the law, there must be signage in both English and French. But you go to Quebec and try to find any English whatsoever. They break their own laws, then try to force everyone to play by their rules.

Fuck them, just secede and disappear already, Quebec.

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

The irony here is that when America annexes Canada, the vast majority of channers will be praising Quebec for not accepting the burger enrichment and try to pass them off as anti-degeneracy heroes.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

Canada will never be annexed, and no one is ever going to praise Quebec. Quebec is the source of all of this LGBT nonsense, it was a plot devised by the Russian migrants who immigrated into North America over 100 years ago. Richard Stallman actually said he's in love with one of the women who helped start all this gender politics bullshit, and he's a god damn communist/socialist.

Better dead than fucking red.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

I wish I could share in your optimism, user. But Canada has been lost for quite a while now. The seeds were sown around the time of Diefenbaker, really took root around the time of Pearson, and globalization (TPP, NAFTA, etc) finished the job. Trudeau is nothing more than the fruit of those seeds, and while he does indeed deserve all the criticism he gets, his detractors are little more than Don Quixote tilting at windmills at this point. They know deep down that the country is done for in the next several decades. Look at you right now. You're worried about the faggots when the Yankees have thoroughly culturally enriched you. Yes, it is indeed better to be dead than fucking red, but soon you will be another fucking burger like every other Canadian will be. As for Quebec? They'll resist. For a time, social media will be in flames with how they're resisting the ZOG machine, how they're standing up for "DUH WES" instead of joining the demographically challenged America, how they're doing this that and the other, but they'll inevitably fail. They'll settle for "just another group" status with their Cajun cousins. I don't want any of this to happen, but I can't see it not happening. Canada's fate was sealed long ago, and all you can do now is enjoy it while you can.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

As to why people in the United States call “z”, “zee”, it is thought that this is likely simply adopted from the pronunciation of the letters “bee”, “cee”, “dee”, “eee”, “gee”, “pee”, “tee”, and “vee”.

The first known instance of “zee” being recorded as the correct pronunciation of the letter “z” was in Lye’s New Spelling Book, published in 1677. There still was a variety of common pronunciations in North America after this; but by the 19th century, this changed in the United States with “zee” firmly establishing itself thanks to Noah Webster putting his seal of approval on it in 1827, and, of course, the Alphabet song copyrighted in 1835, rhyming “z” with “me”.

Because of the alphabet song, the pronunciation of “z” as “zee” has started to spread, much to the chagrin of elementary school teachers the English speaking world over. This has resulted in them often having to re-teach children the “correct” pronunciation of “z” as “zed”, with the children having previously learned the song and the letter the American English way from such shows as Sesame Street.

todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/10/why-do-the-british-pronounce-z-as-zed/

I was actually joking, but I had to look it up after reading your post and was pleasantly surprised that Americans are really this retarded.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

language laws
what a silly place

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

quebec
There's an entire political party dedicated to separating Quebec from the rest of Canada.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloc_Québécois
It's one of the "big four" political parties. (In U.S. terms they would be like Democrat, Republican, Super Democrat, and #freequebec). The weed/muh ecosystem party is sorta there, too.

tl;dr
Quebec isn't Canada, or at least that's what everyone wishes for.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

Quebec is the source of all of this LGBT nonsense,

nope, ashkenazi jews come from eastern europe, not canada

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

impressive digits

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

An entire people are retarded because they pronounce a word differently
How petty.
So would an African Quadruped related to a horse be pronounced a "zedbra"?

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

The white working class votes Republican

AFL-CIO Members vote Republican
UAW Members vote Republican
USW Members vote Republican
Teamsters vote Republican
AFT Members vote Republican

Even as the Democrats voted for NAFTA
Even as the Democrats pushed for TTP
Even as the Democrats push to increase immigration for cheap labor

Because Republicans are in the boss's pocket, while the Democrats fight for the worker - amirite?

H-hey… where'd the middle-class go? Damned Republicans.

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

my state is blue in this image
[_] DOUBT

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Considering Quebec to be apart of Canada

I've met lots of fine people from the place, but anyone in government in that shithole is a complete cunt. Fuck Quebec.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Quebec

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

Teamsters vote Republican
Teamster here, can confirm. My Union rep HATES Democrats, and our top brass voted unanimously against endorsing Hillary for President in 2015 due to her flip-flop on the Keystone pipeline.

But hey, at least the Democrats had a new slogan inspired by Papa Johns for a week. That will win them Ohio again for sure!

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Canadian here

Consider suicide, and maybe take your pm with you.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

Yeah, I kind of fucked up my post there. Traditionally, labor unions - including the Teamsters - come out in full support of the Democratic party. I think the Teamsters did officially endorse Hillary eventually, even if it's members didn't fall in line.

Point being, Unions built the White working Middle Class, and yet they continue to get stabbed in the back by Democrats who say they're on the workers side - then shift the blame to the Republicans.

It's basically a game who who's going to fuck you in the ass first. Republicans are typically more aggressively anti-union, while Democrats will just displace you over time with cheap immigrant labor and incentives for your job to go overseas.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

300 million+ people pronounce a single-syllable letter incorrectly so they can since the Alphabet to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
not pathetic
the zedbra argument again
It's just like how you don't pronounce water as double(you)ater. Stop embarrassing yourself.