No, I hope you die right now

no, I hope you die right now,
will you drink my chemical?

and if you cry out loud,
it'll only make me feel too good

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yeah your main posting days must have been when I wasn't around at all.
got it. I'm cupcake, or I guess I should get used to answering to beatrice as well, because I love this trip.

(cake)
what can you do?

(Yuu Zombie)
do you have less lewd stuff :)
?

Using full name now.

Well fuck you fortune.

no one cares

wat do

There's two more rooms here, as two of my housemates are moving away.


Ahh, you're Cupcake.
I'm not sure if it was in recent days, but I have heard of you, though not something I can recall.


??

If you're in Eindhoven that's a deal if it's under €325/mo

What was the explosion from?

Set it on fire

Her

What about... HOLY SHIT FUCKING EXPLOSION EVERYONE ALRIGHT


Double Negative.

continue to exist. that's the current plan anyway.


well I was pretty prolific back in the day as well. posted quite a bit, like I do now. it's just how I am usually. if I feel like posting I post a lot.

okay well. dont let any buff guys do you because you'll break. buff girls are okay if your pelvis isn't too bad.

cupcake is the pony who is in that image macro comic with the son who posts in Holla Forums pony threads

Unfortunately no..

Is she a terrorist?

no, she's not a muslim.

Cool

do something kewl pls
i wanna see!


:(
i don't like lewd
i only like cute or pretty things...

Makes sense. Never went to pony, so you really musta been well-known for your name to pop up here somewhat regularly.


Dunno the specific comic, but cheers.

I don't do anything cool. ever.

Tunnel snakes rule

Hmm.. cute.. Not a ton like that..

...

are you a figurine?


find moar

...

Bad dreams?


I was supposed to do a bike race this morning but it got rained out. Supposed to be a tornado later today. I am scared

Holy, tornado?
There's never been one in the Netherlands, do they happen often where you are?

...

of course not, luka.


I rarely dream ever.

...

he used to be the ultimate hugbox. he's the guy with a bunch of hearts in his name who would make monitor+ length walls of good feels and lovely emotes. he was legendary.

now look at him. turning tricks so he can drown himself in whiskey. he made a post the other day about being so drunk he shit the bed. it's just sad.

I will protect you.*

* offer only valid if you're a qt

I'm so bored omg

pls like me....

I would a megumin.

Only a gay wouldn't.

They used to be a couple a year, but this year has been bad. Supposedly we are going to get a lot more in the future. They can fuck your shit up pretty quickly


They say that is a sign of being fucked in the head


*is qt*
T-Thanks

ha, yeah. the first time I ever got drunk. azi made it, I think.


in the pony threads I was incredibly popular, and yes, like loco said it was because I was a super hugbox. people liked that.

the other stuff he said is a lie.

Did you deepthroat Tom' yet

as usual, silly neko.


you already know I do.


even a gay would.


well I wouldn't be surprised if I was.

you don't remember because you blacked out.

I normally do picture hunt requests but I'm not feeling up to it today..

can you not bring that fuckface up? he's a retard.


ah that sounds like me.

what do

Too bad, too bad.


I wish I coulda seen the former.


Yeah, I'd assume so..


Haha, alright.
I wonder what super-hugbox looks like.

Tom died in nice

V

Would you a bear?

fap?


it's really not something I'd like to get into. it was a pretty ridiculous time in my life. just imagine someone being overly nice to everyone at pretty much all times.


if only.


yes?

I wasn't able to sleep much last night because of it either. Flashes of lightning were lighting up my room and the whole place was shaking from the thunder


What made you like dis?

*pet*


Woah, I didn't know sorry ;;

many things.

did that twice already

it's okay, I forgive you.

go for a hat trick.

hold on i'll show you

guys i'm not being an attention whore just bear with me

I don't know why this works but it works so I am good at copy-pasting code from the internet.

Can I fix you?

highly doubtful.

what?

a hat trick is when someone scores three goals in a hockey match. I'm saying you should fap a third time.

Can I fix you like a dog then?

it's like this x4


i hope you're having a lovely day! ❤️

hello neko! here's a heart 💗

you get two hearts cause you're a cutie 💕

murder me! murder me! i want to fucking die most days

Haha, alright. That's not too bad, really. I don't think I was ever hugbox, but I'm sure I'd enjoy it. Unless I'm really wronged, I'm always as kind as can be.


Damn yo. What kind of hellish place is that?


Lol, go for it.

*snuggles close*
maybe at the very least you can make me feel happy and comfy? :)

hunt for pretty things!

Fapping more than twice in such a short period of time makes my dick hurt

Cancer

10/10 Loco.

omg I'm so happy

Now impersonate kuus

i tried my best and that's anyone can expect from me

no.


yeah more or less.


I'm not really a total dick most of the time, but I no longer try to be nice to everyone.


I'm not very good at that any more, luka.


embrace the pain. use it to get a better orgasm.

Your best is cancer. Like your "art"

I don't know if you even deserve the honor of me killing you. I am taking applications though. Please send me your one page resume ASAP


Indiana. Part of the reason for low cost of living. We are supposedly the new "tornado alley"

tell me more

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus?!?! *whaps you with a rolled up newspaper

I literally do not understand what you mean. there's nothing more to tell.

...

scoots your penis is ugly.

knock it off

it doesn't make it better

See
Thanks for that. legitimately laughing.


I don't try, I'm just like this. It's rather bland for an imageboard, but meh.


Did you suffer much weatherdamage, or is it mostly scares?

what kind of masochist are you?


well you gotta do what works best for you.

You haven't seen my penis. Now THAT is art

Being nice is out of fashion.

Just saying "this"

was it ever even in?


ah, gotcha.

The best kind

hmmm~


how do i get to know you?

Everything is, at one point.

Well, I ended up 'leaving' because of it, but it's the one thing I can do.

that's not for you

stop flirting with me

I came back and you guys killed my heart
fuccckk

Die in the corner please

Well its usually all or nothing. I know the town 10 mins north of me got torn through and like 5 people died and a bunch of houses got destroyed, but its usually not awful if you aren't in the path of the tornado.

Worst part is trees and shit can get blown over and fuck your car up or something

the kind who is a little wuss about pain, apparently.


by asking questions? there isn't much to know. I'm an incredibly shallow person.


well thank goodness that shit is over then.


leaving is difficult. at least staying away is.

Nnnn...

I was a dick before it was cool.

I don't know if what you do qualifies as "being a dick"

I once left for 11 months. Then I checked out Holla Forums for the first time, and saw this place in the top-5 PostPerHours, checked in and got stuck again.
It's like that.


I get that, but I meant you personally.
I assume not, then?

Murder ur a dick btw

Murder dick

meow


are you pretty?


:)

I left for like 3 years. now I'm stuck here again. such is life.

No?

my hair is.

Nope! Just some minor car damage

Cupcake cosplays rapunzel at cons

I mean, to be a dick you have to put more effort into it than I think you usually like to exert.
it's the main reason I'm not really a dick either.

...

/strokes the pussy

A lazy dick.

?

Tell me, has it changed at all?
Don't feel like it has.
Different people, same stuff.


Rather lucky then, no?

Nu.

yeah basically.


different people, same stuff. that's a good way to put it. there's a pretty good mix of people I know and people I don't though.

Trash

Hm.

scoots if you think incase is trash your taste is even worse than I thought.

not today, dear. I have a headache.

He's more just passive aggressive angst...

Yeah, I guess you are right.

Is there such a thing as bad weather where you are from?

I'll passive aggressive your angst.

...

trashman cake

...

I once left for an hour.

It was horrible.

Do et.

Hm.

it's always horrible when you leave, emily.


you seem like you're a pervert.

...

much better.

...

No offense, but that's a fair categorization I think..

Yeah, some people have been around forever, I guess.
I feel like coming back, but there's a reason I can't. Maybe someday.


Well duh.
Don't do that.


Well, yeah. But never quite that hazardous.
Maaaaybe a tree'll fall over, but that's it.

have you tried on cute clothes before~?


:\


y

Ram #1
Rem #shit

what's the reason?


yeah, but I don't really cross dress anymore.

I'm tired.


Hm.

...

you deleted them? ;~;

yes, I imagine you would be. did you even get any sleep?


this is the last swimsuit related picture I have. there's slim pickin's

the pictures? I didn't have very many to begin with, but yes, they are gone now. you could find the ponies and ask around for some I'm sure.

Ok luka seriously

since when have you been so into crossdressing? like what is this.

"Enough"

I have a fair amount thankfully...


Tired.. sick.. unmotivated.. feeling down..

so not much. I only got like three hours for some reason.


they are nice. feel free to continue.

There's two people posters I filtered because of personal reasons, but I still can't stand seeing them post, so I leave.

Ok loco seriously

Since when have you been so into shit? What us this.

fair enough.

Shit, I don't understand. Somebody help.

how did you know

those tummies tho

We need to colonize you guys so I can live over there

I'll just try to get over it, it's been months. Maybe the problem is no longer even there.


Do tell.

I've four.

Good tummies.

what ponys?


nope

i just like pretty stuff.


how will you fix that?

The colony colonizing? Ha.

I got 3 errors and I don't understand why.

it's not always easy to do, I understand.


four is pretty decent. that's what I normally get.


very good tummies.


the ponies I used to post with back on Holla Forums. they are either gone or spread out on other chans though.

so boys bulging it out in swimsuits and leggings is "pretty stuff"?

What is this owo

yes

You didn't work 17 hour prior.

i thought you were a better coder than me. wat
surely these are the droids youre looking for

this is very true. so why not sleep more?

Nope.


I'll try, guess I'm sticking around until I'm not.

what do you during the day?


nah.

Can't sleep once I wake up.

Boys aren't pretty

It's a different kind of pain that isn't pleasant to me at all

SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR THEM

...

do as you please.


post here. work on weekdays. drink on weekends. watch netflix. watch anime. play video games sometimes, mostly just overwatch these days.


yeah I have that problem too most days.


yeah I know, I'm just teasing you.

Best tummies.


I suck. Wanna look at it? I can push though I dunno if it'll help.


Yush

getting tired again.. I might nap..

tummies in need of rubs.

do you nap a lot?

I would but I'm seeing double right now. probably wouldn't be the best of help
i'm sure that you can google it and find a dozen posts on stackoverflow about why you're getting those though. lol

hmph

cute pic ♥


is cupcake pretty?


what kinda stuff on net flix? :)

like you don't love it.

i mean like if you actually know the language it isn't that complicated but i legit cannot see well right now
tfw no official k&r book

yeah

just whatever I feel like watching. usually comedies.

Awoo

nooope.


Will do, will do.


Scoot why

Unfortunate.

Actually yes. rest is a valuable resource to me

Rub every tummy.


Eh nvm then.

Also found nothing of value.

indeed it is. do you work today?

Because.

...i'm jelly.


tell me some you enjoyed watching~

Waiting for Emily to fuck up GIT so bad she turns it into Guitar Hero

I do

sounds like a plan then. but wouldn't just straight up going to bed be more appropriate? it's past ten where you are, yes?


rub mine


try 30 rock.


hello rin.

I have a nice tummy...

I know you do, cutie.

then perhaps it should be rubbed.

What even am I looking at?

rinrin

I used to be able to get high 90% for misery business on guitar hero

Hopefully not.

I love the drum part on that song. it took me forever to get good at it but it was worth it.

and now my drums are busted. everything sucks.

finger crossed.

I have.
The cutiest tummy.


I'm going again.
So I can decide on clothes and do morning things.

Eyes just waked up.


Git fucked up so bad it got turned into guitar hero, apparently.


Kitt'n~

That's art.

oh for tiny fey lady?
and old guy?
what do they do? just uh... walk around in a office building??

Fuck the world

how are you, lovely?

*rub*


Cute


I fixed it. I don't know how.

Magic :D

my vision might be empared right now but i see something i'd like to explode in
syntax error: identifier

i googled the first error and it came up pretty self explanatory and what i thought it would be, assuming the rest r that way too
if you still having probs with it after i sleep i can help probably

well hello and goodbye then. enjoy your day.


they work in a studio producing a tv show. it's a show about that. it's just very funny.

Impaired**

:V mocemoce
emily es magic

oh my

Time for test.

I expect:
segfaults
crashes
it not working at all

I just waked up.
So I'm going again to pick clothes and do other morning stuffs.


Likewise.

im clearly so fucked up my speech is fucked

maybe. we'll see what my body does.

perhaps..

Saint Cupcake when?

good luck

most likely.


elaborate.

Appreciated.

I never use git. Bad habit, so I really have no idea why this is happening.
How ya doing, Rin?
Post cutiest tummy.

that's what friends are for.

:3
there's that smile~

tell me a funny thing you saw from it!

Having to deal with this horror

luka is a fucking thirsty beast aye

smile?

I showed you a clip yesterday actually. the one with tracy jordan saying he wants to get the cornbread pregnant.

try looking up some best of moments.


oh. yeah no kidding right?

Don't spend no time on a bitch if she ain't fire

word up

Ah, I see.

that's one of the better senses to have, yes. well done.

:(


tina is soo pretty with that long hair and cute glasses~

Why even bother

yeah she's cute. and hilarious.


what else is there to do, really?

True, in the absence of lynching

I'll lynch your dick, scoots.

Well, i am hung so

word down

do ho ho


go down on me

Huehue

/bite

oh my

spunk an canas
feisty

tell me about more things~

...

I'm a fucking GENIUS

♥ marcelin

Spunkass

Mhm.

Hm

A GENIUS

more like a masochist

Hm hm

This is the single most cancerous board on the entire internet

9gag pales in comparison to this

At least we're the best at something.

Piss off angle

lol

bump

ah!
my aching penis

Dont you use that image you slut

Response

...

...

...

O shit the stupid hurts.

...

what fucked up this time?

Aho?
Aho.

Face fuck

You know, we can be cute lesbians....

I want to be a cute lesbian.

So does luka

these things exist?

I want to be your lesbian.

I've seen a few.

i am
aho


I got this constructor with an argument. I removed the argument since it's always "1" anyway and put the value in the constructor. I put "0" there, and I spent half an hour confused why it didn't work.

Ellen Page?

not interested.

In porn


owo


Am I not cute enough?

Lol
If only you looked like ellen p

I don't care.

Sorry, babe.
I want to be a cute lesbian couple.
So I'll have to get someone that isn't you.


Ellen Paige wishes she looked like me.

...

Post boy underwear

...

...

That is why you post with a buttplug/dildo

It's just your life that's empty, user

whadya want.

#JustAnimusThings

hi user?

A couple mill in the bank, a private island and a big ass jacuzzi for me and the babes. Why?

Yuu please leave

You're being awfully gay for me today.

#JustAnimeThings

just wondering what i have to do with all this.

This is what happens when you fail to spot my faggotry.

...

#JustAnimusThings

Now post belly.

All this...di...dees....DEEZ NUTS
HAH
GODDEM

youtube.com/watch?v=MSE6ZIaEFHM

...

...

#JustAnimusThings

...

#JustAnimusThings

#etc.

#JustAnimeThings

but for real..pet me

#JustAnimeThings

...

#JustAnimusThings

What are you, gay?

#JustAnimeThings

You're on his shitlist now.

Damn dude he doesn't even post any more.. ouch

i'm thinking about taking a nap now.

#JustAnimusThings

I like to imagine that they all still get email alerts.
And GRIM just sits there every time.
Seething.

Sorry, Grim.
I don't mean to bother you, Grim.
Plz forgive me Grim.

Wow, you little sensi bitches, you need to get over it. They are lurking. Probably.


Naps are nice. I might do that later. Might go walking first though.

use my GBP to get pee pee lickey from her

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DON'T MIND ME JUST SPREADING EMAIL ALERT LOVE.

...

#JustAnimeThings

feel the spft pulse of this dick faggot

OOOOOOOOO

Lostalgia please ;-;

hi flan

...

hihi

:^)

Holy shit, why would you call me that? .///.

how u

#JustAnimsThings

-pets the rin some-
sorry thats your nickname on steam i have for you


im hungry!

dontturnintoswedishfish.org

Fucking kill yourself. Jesus christ

It's also the consistent handle, but, like, no one uses it.
It was just unexpected.

#JustAnimusThings

ooh nice how does it feel

find solace in the fact that death is always a few inches away. The suffering will end and the expectations from your peers and parents will be replaced with eternal peace.

...

u need to chill dawg

...

#JustAnimeThings

I SPEAK OUT

*u need a chili dog

Good morning.

-squishes your cute cheeks-

...

it's too late *paws ur cat ears* meoowww

did they change the greentext

remember that sonic the hedgehog showwhere sonic liked chili dogs for some reason? heh
not gonna lie i loved that show

at least you have anime girls

*pounces on your rubber ducky* whats this, Awooooooooooooooooo~ OwO

#JustAnimusThings

...

it looks greener to me

i love the feeling when stomach growls
i dont know whats actually happening when i does that maybe i should look it up


roleplay legsweeps u

heh

Must be your monitor colours messed up.

[greentext]>impying you know how to green text[/greentext]

--what does double dash do--

about 20% cooler

Stoooooooooop

...

[spoiler]

im starving though!!! T_T


fine fine. only cuz you asked nicely ^^

Using single dashes is another way of denoting actions in bad roleplay.

steampie why u attack me i just want give u succ

brb

I'm not

noit is not

dont be like that u'll live


DAMMIT IM NOT GAY ERIO

*40%

you missed the opportunity

[/spoiler]

5 seconds flat would also have been acceptable

>2016
>not being gay

What the

being gay is like the new hot topic

Intriguing.

lol

My brother got Overwatch.
Now he'll be part of the animu team.

also being a man and thinking you're a woman is the newest craze with autistic subhumans

well yea that too
theyre both hot topic now

i cant even imagine what the next will be

Paedophilia

thinking you're a baked potato

pedophilia

i doubt that

i doubt that

Does he know what you do with dogs?

20 years ago our fathers would've doubted the idea of homosexuality being advocated for heavily

you sure about that man

No. And he'll only be around in private calls.
Not in the actual group.

1000 years ago our (rich) ancestors were probably banging underaged boys for the hell of it.

but still that will never take off anywhere and it shouldnt so forget about that

hopefully the next big hot topic thing will be suicide haha

it is back to normal again now

Give me a fucking link to that

Sauce.
For, um.
For science.

Why did you cap that

what exactly does the girl in that comic mean neru

...

yea actually, what liberal news source's teat are you suckling

[citation needed]

Is dad like boo version 0.5?

Early on the morning of Saturday, 28 June 1969, lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) persons rioted following a police raid on the Stonewall Inn, a gay bar at 53 Christopher Street, New York City. This riot and further protests and rioting over the following nights were the watershed moment in modern LGBT Rights Movement and the impetus for organizing LGBT pride marches on a much larger public scale.

i say we meet up and commit organized hate crimes

yes

we playing this weekend squash-kun?

they also made a shit movie out of it/

at least boo was

uh

Huh.

but was it being "advocated for heavily" in the government during the 1900's you stupid twat?

theyre not hate crimes i dont promote intolerance

no i guess not in the government

guess it's a good thing that's not what's being talked about or else i'd look real dumb huh

luckily gay people can't procreate and spread their tainted seed yet so we've got that going for us

new

imgur.com/a/sTrHZ

itwas the first greentext old I found a screenshot I had of aaaa

it just turned out to be a funnier post on its own than it should have been