Traveling swallowing dramamine

that should be something avant teens rate on imdb not something u should jack off to man how is that sexually appealing on any level
like damn just go watch some peter tscherkassky if u want something different

awoo cup help me get a gold mercy gun

i remember like going on cam as you left and then being like wtf dude. and we went on 4chan at some point. much black

repost

Uhmm just catching up on some things I should have done last night before I go for a run.

Sent

I'm not really disappointed, I secretly knew she had a partner but wanted to try anyway. She was flattered and stuff but I just told her it's alright.

dude exactly how creepy was murder. he seems semi trill

ill slap you

shit yea, i mean i was there pretty much the whole time til the chat closed out. think i bailed once for like 10 mins to do something

cool shit... hope you have a good run. whats your target distance?

this was like 3 years ago now so i dont remember it super great.
he just didnt wanna talk about himself at all so it make it kinda hard to convo.

"the Golden skin is separate from your Character Skins. When you apply the Golden Gun to a character, it will apply overtop of any character skin you currently have equipped"

good boy

yeah mine too right now.
sure go for it

that's fucking cruel tsuchi, even for you. fucking take it back.

I dunno. comp is hard.

;)

Oh hey Vita.

Like 3 Kilometers in 30 minutes or so.

omg cupcake ur SOOOO gay
that makes u cool

thats not true ;-; its just a weapon gold

bite me

porkslope?

we should practice a lot then~

maybe later.

I had something really cool in mind but I fuckin' forgot it by the time you replied
There, slavic wisdom

sometimes the excitement is in that i shouldn't be watching it. the taboo.

haha been there. i sent a long message to my long time love once

she didn't know how to respond

we're not really in contact anymore

i have no recollection of that. did i come back on cam?

you said he was creepy

so he didn't want to talk about his gains or exorbitant wealth?

thats a pretty good clip man... is it all pretty much sidewalks and road, or?

Oh wow I can't believe I typed Vita. I was supposed to say Spoilers but I was listening to a thing talking about Ps Vitas.

idgi

no sir... the consensus was that we had drank you under the table.

I love it

yeah dude tbh i fangirled that nigga more

there was some drama with him and i ended up dropping a cap

i donno why i like seeing angels die

Pfft, that sounds pretty lame, TP.

fucken pokeslope was my favorite meme... not the faggot pone, naw the other thing

I cry when angels deserve to die.

I am dumb lol

Hey Gogs!

Practice does make perfect or at least for more of a fun time :^)

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it's true.

when i get golden. all my mercy stuff will be gold~
not just one skin, all skins.
and not just her staff, both her gun and staff get it.

Still the best

oh yea... it wasnt dags it was me and gnomes. we hung around and did shots til i needed to fuck off.

my bad on that one... dags was the week before, Teeps

see and

dude fuck shots, seriously. this is a nightmare.

?

impossible

yeah i was like layed out how our whole friendship was a friendship trap and her giving me nudes was like making me fall in love more

it was a weird moment

like i was noname at that point and had an incriminating cap

and like just dropped it

you monster

I haven't seen pork in ages.

I cry when angels deserve to die?

ill disregard this and refute it as bullshit... name the place and time and i shall drink your happy ass under the damn table son

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Shit, Cupcake already said that one

whats wrong with shots Jack?

i saw him like 3 years ago? in like mlpchan or something

can't really remember. i apologized and wished him well

it's lyrics

I DIDN'T HAVE VODKA TO MIX FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

well that's good. proud of u

i might be coming to cali for xmas fam

see i'm good to a select few

but like... i dont live in cali tho

like me?

wait what

Somewhere between the scared silence and sleep; disorder

There, happy?!

yeah like i might jab you

but you're cuppers

i could never make you cry

not that i couldn't

just that you my gay hero

eating seeds is a pastime activity.

not really ever, no.

naw dude... ive visited there like ALOT but im east bro murican south. countrified tater mmhmm

you couldn't make me cry anyway, brosef.

Why do they always send the poor?

Too bad, it'll happen eventually!

Around these parts they say, "shots are the decilitre of the gay"

Oh? Mixing spirit with spirit? Whats on your mind?

probably not

on my mind? nothing right now. I try not to let thoughts really have a chance to materialize.

round these parts they say "take the damn shot and stop being a pussy"

reckon youd get kicked in the nuts talking like that round here

just you watch!

meh.

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wait meeting up with fucking priti was you flying across the country?

fucking grim status right here

i don't have it in me to even try. i like you too much. you're a good soul. it's not your fault

aw snap

nomeh!

lol what a faggot you like me? gay af bro

MEH.

i had work shit too bro... it wasnt all personal visit.

That sucks, man.

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I said nomeh!

I'd have ya gits beaten in any booze by a squat

Well fuck, thats pretty rational of you
Too rational.

chu gun do about it faggot

challenge...accepted

that's kind of my mo these days.

i donno you wear your heart on your sleave

i can feel that you're still grieving hard

not to mention the guilt from that accident

ooooh haha right...

i still have the nudes though. i like cry fap to them

my heart is more or less gone, dumdum.

Oh no we are going all the way, no training wheels

I am okay with your pet names cute mess up though Gogs :^) how are you doing though?

oh god why do you still have this

aww shit

Post Holos at you!

pretty much the only thing i miss about my old job was the "business trips"

gave those up for the new career...

good. anything less would be inadequate.

be more jelly you faggot

the horror

Because it is gold!

i tried to hail you over on ponechan once... i was unsuccessful.

what is up dude

Didn't you actually have your name talking about a good succ not so long ago.

Tmi.

I am doing better than yesterday, I think things are settling down.

don't say that

you'll meet another guy

that dude was a dick

I know, right?

yeah but shut up

meh.

terrifying as shit

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Get dunked on.

lol... oh you slick ass niga

rather get drunked on, biatch

How can you resist?!

you're a cool dude and have a massive dong

shut up

Someone put me to bed.

Rly tho
I'm actually up for it
Lets have a drinking a contest
The one who can stay squatting on a sofa armrest while chugging down a bottle of vodka wins
Give skype

Shame
Leads to apathy

You're not wrong, but still

I'm not hard to find lol, just add me on Steam or something
Not a lot bud, what about you?

easy. she ain't got a cock.

the first one of these is blatantly false though, tp.

go to bed, rin.

if only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I would have won.

*give hot cocoa with marshmallows and a cookie
*tucks in and reads a bedtime story

honestly you're still the old rin

slut as ever

bye

eh how are you not cool? you are popular on the internet

I can help

...i dont agree to these terms
a. no vodak
b. not fucking squatting

only some beer and a little rum left... lets say first one to cry about it, say they going to bed because "tired" is the loser

not anymore I'm not. when you disappear for like three years that tends to fade.

jack we're friends now you silly.

also those were song lyrics.

Dang, straight savage. til it's lewded out of you

Happy to hear that! It's about time for ya

I had actually lost it and then you found it again for me like a year ago

What about Craft, he has a cock

put me in my place

literally dont have steam, so...

same shit different day man... squirrel tryna get a nut

yeah but he's kinda meh.

You're gay as heck.

Heh, yeah I suppose so.

I am a little girl.

not gonna lie kinda want to tiny with this dreamteam

sama-san
based cuppers
based jack
test
a scattering of fail traps

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I hate the tc though

Who's not meh?!

you know im always down.... have booze will travel

I fucking lost it

you hate everything tho

I'm a little teapot.

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Deal.
But promise me you'll learn to squat
Man, you seen all those pitiful plebs with their teary eyes without any chair or the sort to sit. You won't need any bench or any fuckin' fairyassed pantshittery chair, you, YOU AND YOU ALONE will decide WHERE AND WHEN you get cozy
Get the knowledge, from premium source and for free no less

Just say the word, we can hate on each other any time tho
Not like I'd post like this if I ever took it seriously anyway

that ghost girl is p cute

true

I'm not into teapots sorry.

I dunno jack, I kind of like being friends with you.

Yeah, I save a lot of nostalgic garbage

Email, Skype, get Steam, smoke signals
Bout the same for me man

This is pretty much the one folder I actually capped for myself

im not a fucking pikey

my trap ex liked the animation a lot. I tried to find the picture he drew of her but I couldn't. oh well.

add my hangouts [email protected]/* */

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That's alright, I can withstand the cold nights myself.

so if you hate it you literally have nothing to lose... there goes your bullshit ruse to get out of tc

Well that's a shame

I have plenty of caps

if only you were a man.

I also don't have a camera.

this thread just got dull

cuppers aren't you drunk and hate life?

i mean what

FUUUUCK YOOOOOU

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I have a feeling you could take some abuse and now its gonna get wasted tho

A what
Also gonna get that hangout of yours

that is a lie...

shit does not add

k jack

What's that from anyway?

Your what?

Obligatory

fucking... google instant messenger?

yanno

the picture he drew was super generic anyway.

I don't have a camera though. and I'd definitely rather not tc anyway. I do hate life and am drunk however.

too much funny

hey you changed the name of this one.

I love taking abuse, actually

it really is not.

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

(insert witty retort)

man that looks like a zander image

miss that dude

voice?

BE A MAN

I'll save your email somewhere

I have a mic but I'm super not crazy about voice chats unless I'm playing a game with the people I'm in voice with. I'm seriously major anti social, tp.

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON

I can probably do more pushups then you, scrub.

Nice

le olde meme
not skype or steam acc tho
halp im busted

Edinpony was the worst
Literal masochist, glad I'm rid of that one

BE A MAN

ok man

I wouldn't go into it if it weren't a challenge. Anything else isn't worth it.

honestly i'm kinda disgusted about hipster northsiders getting off so much

wh-what if it was like just you and me and colbert

yeah but I'm basically a cripple. are you seriously bragging about being more physically fit than a cripple?

he bought my computer, lol. over 1000 bucks for this thing.

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIIIIIRE

the less people the worse I am, actually.

noep.. i mean

theres always my old fb acct

but yeh, no steam or skype

MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF

THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

you're impossible cuppers

donny fucking osmond man. dude is a great singer.

I know. I'm sorry.

like we could do a skype group call. i could just make an acct right quick

Mulan is actually a pretty damn good movie, and I hate Disney movies in general

why not get steam?

I love them in general and yes, that one is a particularly good one.

Hey, I never said you have to accept the challenge.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mptpw8fQ-lw

isn't that 90% of pictures?

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Prime motherfuckin' degenerate
Tell him I said "fuck you"

Gimme somethin' to work with and we'll get our groove on
You drink, I drink, this can only end well

i just dont even game so it seems pointless for me

Oh, that was him? Nice

I hate them in general so me praising one is fucking astounding

if I do and lose will you punish me?

I mean, yeah I guess. they drew some pretty good ones, but as an artist they never improved very much so unless he spent like literally weeks on something it usually wasn't very good.

I don't really talk to him any more. I did let him visit once and yeah, he just fucking loves abuse. even more than me, and trust me, I'm seriously a glutton for it.

hell yeah man, he did the voice for that character both singing and not.

@jack how do you feel about north korea flexing their muscles? i mean they have a close relationship with laos

this is all npr has told me so far

I'll put you in the fucking ground.

God damnit, Kaybe.

Thanks chief

Fair enough I suppose
Games aside, it's still pretty popular for IM and whatnot

stop calling me that. it hurts my feelings.

Baritone's on point mang

plus the dude is hot. both the character and the actual guy.

although maybe not now. he's probably super old at this point. not that that means too much but still, gotta be careful.

cuppers types too fast

nigga should think more about the heartbreak

in between posts

it's like he's a non-emo robot

I try to avoid thinking about it, dumbass.

and then some

I would know so, tbh you didn't deserve to feel that way at all

Yeah, I thought he was trolling me with that shit
But I guess not
Fucking kill it the next time you see it. no kiddin' I'll pay

Bullshit. Literal bullshit.

You don't even have feelings.

yes please

how much will you pay? the fucker is actually into guro and shit so he'd probably go for something like that.

I haven't actually seen him so I can't say

Plus I'm too lazy to Google

I have some, but yes, it doesn't actually hurt them when he calls me that. fuck you, tsuchi.

Can I have him for myself?

skype then

John Public US
image is a mudkip

please watch your language

how so?

if you really want him, sure. I haven't spoken to him in years.

fuck you you shitass cunt licking bitch.

c-cuppers why

TP whats ur fucken skype

God damnit, succ-master.

Well after some thought, I did deserve it in a way.

mine died when we went to steam

because I'm a cold hearted piece of shit.

never heard you complain.

what the fuck!

Oh fuck me now my Youtube feed is full of fucking Disney shit because I watched a couple of Mulan videos

Fuck

youtube is horrible about that shit. like even if you accidentally click something your recommended feed suddenly fills with that sort of shit.

you're really a nice a caring person

you just need help

I am ceasing all conversations on this subject from here on out.

You know the answer for that as well as much as I do.
TP pls, you are not retarded. If NK would account for anything else other than dried up sidewalk dog shit, it would have been cleaned up long by now.

Noice
Tell 'im its good 'ol Jack

Yo, too much to find with that name, can't even guess the thumbnails

[email protected]/* */

Get me. Its "Karin" These days around

honestly your flag looks like so many other europee in your mouth flags

that i forgot who you were for a sec

i'm back jack

/r/ing all the skypes

So eager!

Exactly! About time you realized that too

i guess cubs won

this post season is going to be awful

no you are not

stop faking

mental note: buy enough booze to drink jack under the table

nice meme

L O L

yeah but I have no interest in speaking with him right now

shhh

he does hate jews inordinately

no like you really need to talk to someone

i assume you have to be talking to someone already

excellent....

I'm just naturally inclined to hate Jews because I'm German

I don't actually hate Jews, except that one. He knows who she is.

jack is one of my top 20

fix ur skype and join jackieboi and i in group chat

most of my close friends are jewish or half jewish

so kinda a conundrum

nah dude

get YOUR shit together

I have better offers.

There are perfectly justifiable reasons to hate Jews.

fuck that... i made a skype just to back and forth with jack... YOU get YOUR shit together

tbh jews are money hungry but they're also funny af

as an official arianracebro i kinda feel bad that they weren't all wiped out

but hey what are you going to do

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Wait wot? Were you even following the conversation? lol

neeeever

get based jack on tiny and i'm down

you seem to add a lot of things you don't mean in your convos

it was just an obvservation

lel

fuck that atp... in a bit. tbh not feeling tc. its too choppy, kills my usuage . skype is superior

Well someone just got shot in my neighborhood

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alright love

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they're only funny as you have been conditioned into finding them funny as jewish comedy is all you get to see in the media :^))))))))

like 20 people get shot in chicago each weekend

it's reaching a point where like

should i say something

should i tell those gang bros to chill?

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thanks snugglemuffin

I live in Thousand Oaks dude, no one gets shot here lol

Wow. You're just a bigot.
There's clearly no Jewish bias in western media and financial institutions and Zionist Israelis aren't terrorists.

you have convinced me to change my ways

Who even is that guy?

no bro they ARE funny

jewish people are instinctual funny guys and are also delish money mongerers

Guy? She's a character from League of Legends, Soraka

Hasn't based Australia forced the weasels out?

devilish*

But it's also delish because they own delis

australia aint based m8

we're complete pushovers

k m8

alright bye skype slut

yeah like how is chicago doubling new york gang rates

I meant the guy in the crop.
The creeper in the back of the pic of you and your sister.

are you the one cool dingofucker?

Because is Illinois is shit

The one you're posting? That's not a crop from a pic of me and my sister

im a sleeper agent

im not even a citizen

im subverting the masses

Yeah, it is.
It's from the one of the ones from you and her.
It used to have some filename about it but it's been a dozen different things.

From what I remember, that crop is from AX, and my sister has never been to AX

it's really not. i mean the state has no budget

but like it's like ridiculous why there are at least 10 murders each weekend

ram is blowing it tbh

Ashens is a fucking genius

you're not even dags
or steve
or that other good one?

I dunno mang, I don't know that much about Chicago. I'd assume a myriad of social problems but idk

Your god has arrived.

yeah

im like the worst australian poster

sry

there have actually been arguably 5 good dingofucker posters

sup

List them.
In order of best to worst.

pls name them so i can pick them off 1 by 1 and become the best

Just got home from work.
Sup?

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I need to make more entrance posts tbh

i forgor about nefel

NEVER FORGET NEFEL

decent, bored

You play Overwatch?
Come join us.

It wasn't dynamic enough.

I don't make any entrance posts normally, I just kinda comment on someone else's post

I fucking wish I could man, I seriously miss playing.
I can't even connect to servers anymore though.

you're that famous guy who everyone uses their images huh

brian

Take notes from the other people who do them and just say awoo

im a pretty big deal ay

I'll try

*Awoo?**

/wrists

honestly that Holla Forums thread where like brian bought someone a pizza is a cool read

wow you some how fucked that up

Are you certain you are not projecting?

What good Australian posters have we even had?

the possum threads were best

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oh hey how you been

Awoo!~

i been aight yo

I hope Cato sticks rocks down his dickhole and it gets all stuck and infected and he dies.

I pressed * twice and it only registered once?

Aweeeeeeee

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can you tell clockwork to stop making your country look like a bunch of cucks

Don't steal his thunder.

You had one job

Get those five more posts. Beat him at his own game.

my country is a bunch of cucks tho

That is how you awoo!

Too late.

I have a job, and it's not posting on the internet

I didn't even awoo tho

Please don't.
It's all Cuppers has.

tfw no awoo license

this is why i love you>>1326158

To the Chinese, yeah.

Lewdo

is spoilers even still a mod?

You almost awoo'd!

fine, you had two jobs.

dick

He has his cheap vodka and soul crushing depression.
You can never take that from him.

i bet spoilers IS a mod

didn't that dude like quit and re-eva

I can't help it, I post holo

But I DIDN'T

And I failed one. The one that doesn't pay the bills. :3

Only because you messed up!!

@homie spoilers

can you please remove ID's

like why even

report any australians you see awooing to the authorities

they gave up their guns without even shooting anybody

what a bunch of losers

Everything I did was intentional

И вы, очевидно, реформировать cyberwhore.
Может быть, мы не должны смотреть на соринку в чужом глазу, когда у вас есть доска.

Impossible!
You just say that!

yeah like you guys seem way more chill with sharks or something

When was I not and when did having better things to do count as quitting something? get sober for your own sake already

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It makes user posting a little harder for one. Lol

that's what you are, yes.

I would never.

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Yes, yes I am

you disappeared for a solid two months

so like human beings assume things

are you autistic?

This translated as literal word garbage but at least I can make out the word "cyberwhore", you cyberwhore.

i love it when she talks dirty like that

that was fun for all of 0 minutes.

maybe that's why we're hitting it off so well

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Of course not

Good job

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only 1 game >:
cup whyyy

you called murder creepy

rad

Good, I'm glad you agree with me

western australia needs to secede and reclaim our rocks

sharks are rad

faggot i'm usually the only one replying to your rock posts

*Pets Cato's fur*
So soft.

i say that when i'm the one with blood all over my face right now
+1

I would never

maybe if you all actually spoke there'd be a reason to suffer through stomp after stomp

As an American, Australian politics either seem way too like "guise, we're totally America 2.0 pls notice us America-senpai" or like some weird mix of trying to not piss of China most of the time.

[Doubt]

they really are. wish i wasn't as scared of the open water as i am. i was vacationing for spring break in hawaii and like i couldn't handle the undertoe

the local "life guard" was just making fun of me

stop doing that

Are you sure about that?

Positive

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I don't show up on a website for 2 months, obviously I up and quit it

Seems legit, I am fine with this

Real talk I sort of thought he might be sober or acting his age by now

well good. if you weren't that would be upsetting.

...

that's kind of what it is

except without the "freedom" stuff like self defense, gun rights, free speech etc

getting caught in a rip is pretty fucked, it's all fine and you know you'll be able to handle the situation, but then your brain just suddenly fucks with you and you freak out

what?

didn't you quit for the 5th time and lie about being a mod

I hope TP drinks a lot and beats me after work.

Wow rude.

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