This is the average skyrim player

Splatoon has such a revolting art style

I think Todd Howard is at least socially conservative/a neo-con so it's enough to keep SJWs out of Bethesdas dev studios. Bethesda is also in Maryland near the D.C. area so a lot of people there are probably socially conservative as well

Senran, fucking hands down.

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It is iron-clad evidence that good games/series don't need to appeal to SJWs, while bad ones do.

Seems pretty non-shit to me.

Faggotunknown's Faggotrygrounds.

Any hollow weebshit

Do you have brain cancer, user?

They're not mine, I saved this way back when posting it on cuckchan was a bannable offense because of how fucking angry it made Haruka fags.

Whenever you get weebshit in general you always have people with genuine autism make up the majority of its playerbase, no exceptions, except maybe Pokemon, although even with that I'm not so sure.

Yeah, like anything by Falcom

That looks like the only game in his library

Shirley Curry said hello

nothing can be sweeter

Todd will just offer the retards free Vault Boy bobbleheads to keep them at bay

jesus

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hmm, really makes you think

FNAF?

One of mine died of lung cancer from smoking 2-3 packs a day for decades. It was just kind of the of the thing to do back then–abuse legal substances. Its not like they had anything better to keep them occupied.

Eh I read the whole thing, the worst of it was feet, I'd say the actual cringe of it is how long and drawn out it is but I've seen worse.

I'd say Undertale's a pretty fuckawful fanbase, or FNAF

I mean, what the fuck is there to do after 100 hours of Skyrim, not to mention 1000?
Worst fanbases are probably Undermeme, for obvious reasons, and The Division, because those faggots killed their own game, just so they could get the best shit in the game after half an hour of play because "they're casual players who don't have all day to play videogames"

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>Decides it Looks fine to me
Okay maybe you didn't read it closely enough.

I kinda don't see two girls fucking in front of the guy cuckoldry, kinda saw it as denial. But to each their own I guess

One wonders what he could possibly had been doing this whole time.

Assfaggots, and current year Blizzard fans.
If you want me to be specific: LoL, WoW, Diablo 3, to a lesser extent starcraft 2

Oh and especially Oberweis

Splatoon has Jet Grind/Set Radio/Akiba'S art style. That late 00s neon nouveau in the alley tokyo look.

There is no actual connection between lung cancer and smoking tabbaco. It's just an SJW plot because they're trying to get more people to smoke weed.

there is a very strong link with lung cancer and the gross bundle of chemicals they call a cigarette though

Nigger, I will be the one to believe most anti-alcohol propaganda is from big-pharma who would rather have you buy their FDA approved pills instead. But it doesn't take a fucking scientist to tell you deliberately inhaling carbon monoxide is bad for you along with the other shit in there. Also they include weed as well in things that cause lung cancer as well

Correction: It has never been proven that second hand smoke causes lung cancer.

user, even porn mods pop achievements to make it look like you aren't just jerking off.

XD lol drumpf am i rite fellow bernbro?

If the mod uses an esp or esm bethesda disables achievements though. Its incredibly easy to get around by using a mod that re-enables achievements.

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Sure thing, have do you have any of this so called proof? It all comes from commiefornia or some other liberal shithole

this is bait

the "worst fanbase thread" fanbase

This

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t. Steve Ross

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live fast die young

burden of proof is on you retard

Doctors smoke Camel retard

the thing is this guy isnt the type of person making the skyrim fanbase shit. Its big bang theory tier "Nerds".

Honestly i dont like it when people shit on old people who like to play video games. There isnt anything wrong with it.

It's funny how Skyrim will come off as such an amazing video game to people that haven't played many video games. That kind of ignorance might be great.

C'mon dude, he's just an old fart, let grandpa enjoy some shit games before he gets dementia.

Suicide is for cowards

This nigga been on steam longer than most of ya'll been playing videogames. Get real.

I really do hate Splatoon.

Seems like an alright dude to me. What's wrong with him? Because he's older? Smokes cigars? Owns a trailer? For all you know the dude likes to tour the countryside and play skyrim on his downtime since it's got a lot of filler content and doesn't require an online connection everywhere. And considering he's not an -18 like most of you here he probably played daggerfall first and has a soft spot for TES games.

Frankly, if we're gonna mock any fanbase it should be the undertale or automata fans. One are outright furries with bad taste taste in fish and the latter are waifuing a woman who is cucking them with a small boy, or interested in a small boy, making them pedophiles.

Are we even sure this is actually the guys face?

NEVER

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Are you blind? Or do you have MS?

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SJW devs are already at Bethesda user.

I think their bigger sin is making terrible games, not their political views. You can be the biggest faggot on the face of the planet but as long as you make a good game without shoving your political views into it I could care less.

Seems fine to me. You'll play a lot of casual games when you're old and retired, too. My mom has close to 2,000 hours in Don't Starve - she's nearly 80.

Watching old people play video games is comfy.

I know this is bait but I'm angry as fuck

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checks out

Must be suffering to be Christian, my man. Especially when surrounded by all those useless faggots.

I think the point is they aren't injecting their politics (or at least if its there its slipped into some obscure corner of the game) because Todd hates niggers

Todd loves polishing their Curved Swords and you know it.

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You think thieves stealing from each other is on the same level as mixed martial arts sparring?

Now listen here some people think Skyrim is the best video game ever! Even better then Breath of the Wild. and its not the pink haired bimbo :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=88xFEW79Zzw

that about sums it up

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Please kill yourself.

Why are the names covered, just makes it hard to make out who's who.

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oh shit nigga
I'm the dude that wrote the red comments in that last picture

I'm famous

Same color equal same name.

Guess who Bethesda gives out review copies to.

yes but its far worse. If you actually listen to the video she said she doesn't like the game because its Open world and that she hates Skyrim for the same reason. Then the Beta Cuck starts trying to defend Skyrim as the best game ever made in the history of man. The whole video is a train wreck.

The whole point of Cancer is uncontrollable spreading.

Also, this Skyrim is redpilled meme is retarded. A fantasy setting with politics that is mostly about race? How fucking original! Plus, all of the cancerous practices like paid mods.

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triggered me more than anything

Jesus Christ, that hair.

She could probably direct an airliner off a runway with that hair.

do not do this thing

What if we get him to play Morrowind uwu

She's wears the pants.

She is wear the pants?

She is the pants.

You don't know what that word means, faggot.

She, the pants.

They have so little content they can't even be pozzed

She pants.

Overwatch
It is both gay and cancerous so it has AIDS and HPV, further its the anti-game like DOTA2 like many of the modern drivel now.

Imperials are literally the only race worth playing. Reminder Falkreath is rightful Colovian play and has always been culturally Colovian.

He is King of the Nerds Yo!

Oh shut the fuck up retard you version of "living fast" is sitting in your room playing devil may cry. Faggot

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It's probably because you havn't installed TempleOS for your grandmothers, though I doubt you'll be able to run any good vidya on it, coincidence?

I don't get it, if anyone wants to become a king of a weak nation why not cuck the king of Sweden?

This

Fucking this

Fans of mobileshit/gachashit/MMOs/ASSFAGGOTS/CRAPCUNTS

>tfw will never be half as successful as he is
>probably has a people that would mourn him when he dies
I sure am glad I'm pissing my life away playing videogames and shitposting on this website, man, must be a fucking loser being so successful, must give you shit taste in video games.

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Where are all those autists who effectively banned undertale and overwatch? Why aren't they fucking pissed about this?

How old are you, have you started college, and what for?

Ask poopy joe if he has another $2000 to spend on scat porn
and get some furries to hold mark accountable to his own rules and yell at him every time he refuses to moderate the thread

no need to be triggered by young people, user.
They're the future.

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cheating old man

Console doesn't disable achievements in Skyrim.

It's a shame this gmilf is such a fucking casual

Bethesdrones are a really strong contender for "worst fanbase". Kojimafags are basically the same thing as bethesdrones but they're not as many.

The average mustard is worse than a consoletard while being more damaging to the industry than consoles and consoletards, but they're far from the biggest cancer.
I don't see much wrong with the sonic fanbase, they're pretty self contained and their autism is the reason sonic is basically dead. If a game is shit they don't touch it and most sonic games are trash.

I'm tired from shitting up the Overcuck/Fallout 4/NuDoom/ASSFAGGOTS threads and constantly ban evading because Mark the vols are retards who will gladly embrace Redditors and cuckchan cancer.

Its been 2 years lad, I'm getting really tired and the board has been declining since Winter 2014.
If you would like to volunteer to shit up such threads I would gladly put my faith in you.

All the For Honor blatant shilling and hotpocketering made me lose my faith in this community.

twitter.com/MarkM447/status/893501829052416001

Christ, It makes me cringe because I know theres still a sizeable legion of drones, Blizz nostalgifaggots and MMO addicts in this board.

You're full of shit. There have been plenty of SJWs at Bethesda, remember horse anus lady?

Everything you love will be torn asunder by retards and normalfags trying to fit in.

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how has he gotten less than half of the achievements with 1700 hours

hello reddit

The "people" that play Skyrim don't really play the game, they LARP in it. It's either that or porn.

He probably only likes one or two builds and doesn't care about jumping through hoops just to get a digital medal. It's kind of refreshing to see someone who obviously doesn't care about the stupid "achievement" Skinner Box. That shit is pretty cancerous tbh.

Todd legitimately should run for President

Achievements are gay but I thought the only people who'd play a game that shallow for 1700 hours are those kind of people

Someone fucking kill me already

simpsons used to be cool you faggot

Sure, but the way you presented it was cancerous as fuck

In 1995.

Because he's from reddit and thinks he's gonna get downboated

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Whats wrong with the guy? If I was retired and 60 years old I would play shit that wastes my time because time is aplenty when you're retired anyway. The man also wrote 7 guides so he even gives a shit about what he's doing. What have you done, you post-natal abortion?

Flappy Bird.

titty mods detected

I checked out the guy's achievement. Apparently the guy never finished the main story(or progressed far at it), never finished any of the guilds(didn't even join 2 of them), never joined Imperials or Stormcloaks, never even started the Dragonborn dlc, etc. So yeah, the achievement stuff he doesn't have isn't "jumping through hoops just to get a digital metal", they're regular shit in the game. He probably mods the game and doesn't do the regular stuff at all

Probably leaves the game on all the time

Or he modded the game, which disables achievements.

Good man.

Does modding really disable achievements in Skyrim? IIRC it didn't in FO:NV and they use the same engine

No, mods disabled achievements in New Vegas as well. There's mods to patch that out, but I don't think he cares.

Why is Holla Forums hating on some old dude that likes tiddies?

Wasn't there some glitch where steam doesn't register that you've exited the game if you don't quit the right way and will show you as ingame forever even though you're not?

Usually happens when the game .exe process isn't killed entirely and it's still there in the process manager.

Because flat is better.

It's just OP sperging.
The old man seems pretty cool.
Someone should tell him about Dragon's Dogma. It has porn mods, right?

Why not get flat and then, several years afterwards, fondle the big?

do you even know what LARP means?

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Pedo burn in hell

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I'm definitely using this next time I meet up with my family.

Blizzdrones

is that man retarded
don't answer that, rhetorical question

This is the point when it's mercy to kill a fat person. Like how we just kill pet dogs if they get some kinds of disease.

Who said anything about suicide

Project harder.

He's right too.

It's not really so much his weight, it's more of how he landed while jumping like a retard.

Only vaguely worth mentioning, but did anyone else find it funny that, although you can only have negative interactions with the guy in Windhelm accusing the dark elves of being spies, you can look at the back of their tavern and find a full banner and set of imperial gear in there? Makes me think there's some kind of dissonnace at Bethesda

Yeah, this is essentially "Everyone is stupid but me." The Thread
Reminder: No poster on Holla Forums has ever said or done anything dumb or cringey ever.

I can admit that I've made such a dumb post that I had to close the tab before.

this user know wats up
Faggots who still buy blizzard games etc after starcraft 2 and diablo3 are the worst

Something tells me I don't want to know. so tell me anyway.

Persona 3, obviously.

Those faggots couldn't seize control of a wet paper bag.

BLM just turned against Antifa

Damn the Switch is THAT small?

Anyone who's played Skyrim more than 500 hours on PC has most definitely played Skyrim with loli sex mods installed. That is a scientific fact. He's even using the picture of a child molester/rapist.

What a spicy timeline to live in.

Black Lives Matter turns on everyone. They stopped a pride parade and wouldn't allow the parade to move forward unless they ejected police officers and firefighters from the parade. With little other choice, the pride parade had to tell the officers and firefighters to leave the parade before they could continue, but not before Black Lives Matter grandstanded, did a 15 minute dance with some retarded speech and then they pretty much fucked off after the parade was over as the pride festival was beginning.

They also condemned Justin Trudeau and called him a racist, even though he's done nothing but kiss their ass. Their whole goal seems to be nothing but sabotage. Sabotaging society as a whole, that is.

Anyway, leftists with too much time on their hands invent new giants to attack Don Quixote style.

It's supposed to be portable, the fuck were you expecting? It's still a 7" screen.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for the faggots? Them and the niggers, as well as Antifa, deserve each other.

Niggers are the natural enemy of civilization.

Which perfectly explains why North Africa is the desolate wasteland that we all know about from movies and pictures, and South Africa (where the dutch colonies are) is pretty much a verdant green area with cities and technology.

Not the original DMC fans, but DmC fans are pretty shit.
They have no taste, are unable to except criticism of DmC, and actually agree with games media that the old fans are shit for not liking DmC.

You would think that a player who allegedly gets SSS in DMC games (which wasn't even possible in DMC1 or DMC2, despite his claim) would know that the higher your combo rank got, the more red orbs you would acquire, making unlocking all of the abilities happen that much faster.

That's the reason both TES and Fallout's AI sucks so much.

There literally was nothing wrong with DmC, you fucking weeaboo.

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Hi there, Tameen Aristides. The DmC failure still hurts you even after almost 5 years, right?

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He sure does use mods since all 7 of the guides he's written have to do with modding Skyrim.

I just got back into Star Trek Online
This is the fan base.

just installed some shota mods and called it a day
you can see it in his face

ez

Boy, I make at least one of those per week. Sometimes I close the whole board.

If you think that's bad, there's a fucking VR app on Steam that costs $60, and it's just the bridge of the Enterprise. Players can't move around, they're all stuck in their seats. The game REQUIRES a group of 5 people to play, no more and no less.

You select your role before the game begins, and then you're stuck as that role for the next few hours. And then the kicker: it's a fucking VR game, so it also requires an HMD.

Oh… oh

You only have yourself to blame.

i think i've seen a webm for that. it looked like pulsar only with better graphics and even more dumbed down gameplay and less content.

i thought it was tech demo, not a $60 steam game. the future is now

That's pretty weird.

Heh, move over casual

kek

God talk about shit ta-
Probably a fluke

Im fucking dead

Actually, Skyrim Legendary was given as a gift to anyone who owned Skyrim and all the DLC already. Dumbass.

Do you expect me to keep up to date with news about skyrim? And you call me a dumbass? I know they are releasing the VR version to buy again. Are you autistic by any chance? Because you talk exactly like a sperg I used to know who added dumbass and other random insults at the end because he expected people to be omnipotent

It was actually Skyrim Special Edition. Skyrim Legendary edition is the original game packed with all the DLC. Special Edition is the remaster that they gave out. Dumbass.

Oh no.

Women were a mistake

The word you wanted is omniscient. Omnipotence is invincibility.

Fugg

get on my level grandpa

He has almost 600 more hours than you on it.

Omniscient means knowing everything.
Omnipotent means being able to do/affect anything.

at least we know who to blame now.

Funny she was caught on webcam schlicking

I miss her

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just be glad she was there user
at least both my parents distanced themselves from that shit

>almost a decade ago I come home from highschool to find out she gave that shit away to a goodwill because there's nothing more intellectual than giving your kids' property away while as soon as he was gone for a couple hours

end her fucking life

Remember not to let bitterness grow inside you

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Yeah, the one old guy really got into it.

Also, some of the comments.
"Yeah, that's his wife!" - golden!

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What?

Fucking hell, it's already confusing enough when I see a fucking human being where I can't tell if it's a male or a female, we don't need to start introducing a spectrum to fucking say "oh well, this person is 55% male, 45% female…"

You're either male, female, or retarded.

They're a step below retards, at least most retards can kinda understand if they're male or female.

It's a bad idea to inhale burning anything in general but tobacco especially; even if you grew it organically in your backyard all you'd be doing is side-stepping carcinogenic additives (such as polonium and cadmium from certain fertilizers) while not doing anything about the carcinogens naturally present in tobacco smoke - in particular, certain nitrosamines and hydrocarbons which are some of the most carcinogenic substances present in tobacco smoke.

My grandma likes to play rally racing games
she has cancer and she's the last of my grandparents alive

My grandparents are all dead. My grandfathers loved me, my grandmothers basically hated me. Sadly, my grandfathers both died before I turned 8 years old, but my grandmothers were around until I was in my 20s. So I get to remember all of my extended family in the most negative light possible.

Pokemon, hands down. Worse than FNAF, worse than Undertale, worse than most furry shit. It truly is the worst.

They just mindlessly regurgitate the mind viruses they have implanted in their minds. I guarantee you none of them even know where the fuck the term "gender" even comes from. They are completely oblivious of the shitshow they defend.

Might be the same file…

Thanks user for the higher res version

He plays perhaps 20 hours per week. (This is guesswork based on 34 hours over two weeks in the screenshot.)

Skyrim came out years ago.

He's been playing 20 hours per week for years … figure it 80 weeks, assuming he used to play it more and he's been tapering off.

I fail to see a problem with this. I have played a heck of a lot of Skyrim for years.

FNAF

JSR is a near future aesthetic because the game takes place in the near future. faggot

Yep. Random steam grandpa just minding his own business playing vidya and OP start a witch hunt. Must be 12 or something.

Florida fag here
JUST

Speaking of fucking your shit up, there a lot of homos out there?

How's it going, Steve?

Who's Steve, and how do you know it's him?

Steve is some old guy who has 1734 hours on skyrim.

I read this as "you will never blow a load into your grandmother", this site really has changed me.

Undertale. You get needle filled cookies if you draw something that they don't like.

No they don't. It's using the console that does.
t. someone who has broken NV several times over with mods.

It all makes sense now