Why aren't you teetotal, Holla Forums?

Why aren't you teetotal, Holla Forums?

You've got to stay mentally sharp and physically ready for socialism. Plus Porky loves stupefying workers with cheap drink to distract them from their misery.

Just

Say

No

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Joke's on Porky, I brew my own and even sell it off. Does that make me Porky?

This.

Good lads


Do you sell it to Porky? By all means make Porkies drunk and slow

Fuck that. I'm gonna be drunk during the revolution.

The devil's drink will not help you

It helps confidence.
I recall a shitty american movie. One of the things they said was that the side with the most alcohol would win.

Fuck off ya narc

You're the one advocating drugs

But I am.
Drinking not only makes you stupid and weak, by drinking you also support the state.

*buying things supports the state
So stop buying things then faggot.

if I could, then I would.
What I mean is mostly that alcohol usually has additional taxes, so still, drinking supports the state because additional money goes to the state, but it also make people more stupid, weaker, and just like with religion, it distracts people from suffering, meaning that they don't try to solve their problems.

you have to buy things to survive

but alcohol isn't one of them

Why are you buying internet and computer then?


Some tax, alotta tax, w/e.
And yes, abusing alcohol will lead to you being a miserable bastard. That's why you don't abuse it. But usage in itself, in a social setting at least, is fun.
Doing drunk politics especially

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Who is better, Charles Bukowski or you?

You guessed right, Bukowski is better, and he was an alcoholic.

I want to be like Bukowski, not like you OP

Internet is a necessity in today's world

but how else am I supposed to socialise with grills?

I only drink vodka occasionally.

Humans have been getting drunk before we had bread.

Doesn't make it a necessity

It dulls the mind

That was because we didn't have clean water other than boiling it for alcohol. Now we have clean water.

People don't drink alcohol to stay hydrated.
It dehydrates.

But water tastes like nothing.

I first heard this term couple years ago when I found out my father in law was a teetotaler. I used to drink, but don't like it anymore.

I do other things though. I like my weed; helps my stress. Also need painkillers for a pain condition. Anyone now anything about kratom? I'd like to go more natural. I don't like medications.

Are you a teetotaler if you just abstain from alcohol? I think I'm cheating.

I'm talking about in ancient times or hundreds of years ago. Before clean water was abundant. Don't you know our history with ale, etc? Not getting sic & dying was more important than hydration, apparently.

my "k" key is fucked

don't bother
those people are retards

kek, get a load of this shit

that's fine

just don't get sucked into hedonism that ruins your life

Kinda been there, done that. On my own from age 14 to 26. You're very right though. I'm surprised I'm still alive sometimes.

Bump for puritanical leftism

Posting in a sliding thread.

Not drinking alcohol is hardly actually reactionary

Right wingers chug that shit down

booze kicks ass and teetotalers are annoying spergs

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I don't drink but I'm fat and oversexed.

What if I use other substances recreationally ie weed and psychedelics. From what ive seen you teetotalers seem like the nofap of alcohol.

Because the future is fucked to hell and nobody can save it all.

Only possible if that is you in the pic.

I don't really have a strong stance on drugs. I wouldn't enact a war on drugs but I would discourage them.

I'm teetotal because I've seen my lumpen family members get killed, hospitalized and imprisoned because of alcoholism and drugs.

I don't care if other people use them but after seeing part of my family destroyed I don't wanna touch the shit.

Even my family members who haven't completely fucked thier lives it's sad to watch them come home from work, pour drinks maybe smoke some weed and pass out listening to shitty music every night…

I feel you user. Good on you.

Thanks

Beer is tasty and it takes a while to develop a dependence on alcohol
Dont drink too often, and never drink to get wasted.
But alcohol is fine in moderation.
Of course, its greivous poison on par with heroin out of moderation. But as before, it takes alot and a while to develop that dependence compared to those things.

Because I don't fall for that sort of spooky, moralistic crap