Weep for yourself, my man

weep for yourself, my man,
you'll never be what is in your heart

weep, little lion man,
you're not as brave as you were at the start

rate yourself and rake yourself
take all the courage you have left
and waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head

fish post steam

(bebop)
woah
ur a smarty pants!

Probably yeah

Aaaaaaaah

Whoops~

get rekt, amy

...

fukken owned

For what purpose?

Probably not until the world fades to nothing for half an hour before morning.


Jerk.

maybe you're just crazy.

Nuh-uuhhh~!

How am I a jerk

then why are you talking to yourself?

Calling coffee gross when I drink it so much.

I wish I could alter that somehow, the just okay thing


True but I want you to be happy so......

...

Blasphemy.

I've been doing that since before I was ill, silly~

Stop drinking gross stuff then

you could always comfort me somehow.

so you admit you're ill then.

Eh...


What is?
Calling coffee gross?
Or drinking it?


How about you start liking things I like?

Uhhh... n-no?

The things you like are shit

but you just said...

Are you calling yourself shit?

How're things, fairycake?

and me shit as well apparently

Some of the things you like*

could be better. could be worse. how about for you, amy?

Isn't that what they want?
What're you applying for?

They were going well until the mind game I played with myself caught up with me.

ben deme ben deme

We both know I'm a cold unfeeling monster.


Better.

well just cheat. not like your mind is going to know.

that's true.

Ily

You'd be surprised how right you are.

I should really just be put down so I stop hurting people.


This one says thank you.

you're not the only person here who has to battle their mind, amy.

oh I'll put you down alright. to bed, with a pat on the head, a story, and a warm glass of milk.

Calling it gross, the nectar of life.

I drank a few energy drinks and my leg wont stop twitching.

*Patpats*

drink some booze to cancel it out.

You shouldn't drink milk before bed.
Esp not warm milk.


Oh.
I agree, then.


.///.

haveI posted this before
no
okai

True, but I don't imagine many forget the other person in the conversation is themself.

:)

Cut it off.

Mine keeps twitching too :^)

it helps you get to sleep.
according to...people.

I honestly wish I could forget. it wears on you after a while to have your own mind be so cruel to you.

*Hugglesnuggle*

I am only smart enough to do it with flattery and lewd :^)


You wanna talk about it?

It's out to get ya Ban.


That is what I assumed.

mad survivals

How many specifically, 'cause "a few" is 3-9 o.o

"I'm you, you fucking idiot" comes up a lot in my head.

well I know you're pretty good at one of those things at least. maybe you can show me the other sometime.

Captain Morgan is the my only captain

Hello

"you're worthless and the world would be much better off without you"' comes up a lot in mind.

no one say hi to ducky. it's a trap.

Never mind I take that back I'm going to just fucking kill myself now

*mine

ha ducky made a minor error in his post WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

I'm not much a fan of pretenders.

well yeah but still
probably computer shit(oh god theyre right)

Good morning.

LETS BE FUCKING LOSERS TOGETHER


I'm only pretending to pretend

I don't get that so much any more but I do still believe my death - when it comes - will be self-inflicted.

Most anything I've heard about that has all been...
... dubious at best.


W-wah...


Not much to talk about, really.
I should just try to sleep this mood off.

I do that, it's nice
Good luck ^^

What brings you out of the trash and into the garbage?

Still so sleepy

hello goggles

you couldn't keep up with me.

I've given up on finding the strange combination of courage and cowardice needed to off myself, so I'm just banking on another car accident or something. there's like 3-4 on the freeway every day so eventually my time will come again.

yeah well I'll make you drink it anyway.

I have a lot of booze but that sounds gross.

okay

Why? are you dying?

what does it want?

I had a redline and some other thing

so?

I think I'm gonna go to bed soon.


Please don't.
I'm still not convinced I'm impervious to it.

My life is a never ending tragedy of complacency and shame

...

No I was making a dick joke


Take me with you

From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth

you share a weakness and expect me not to abuse it?

welcome to the club.
hi revy. what was that thing you were talking about the other day? I forgot the thing but I know I wanted to say something but it was hours before I saw the post because I went to bed right before it.

Your soul.

I have to meet some guy at 10 tonight too.

You have one of those?

I'm a professional dumpster diver in my free time


I've trained my entire life to be a giant fucking loser
You're on

rin loves to !/beabully/

well I don't feel that compulsion much any more, but the empty hollow feeling constantly really does end up getting old, so the idea of death is still quite alluring.

for sex? alcohol will make that better.

Yeah everyone who posts here does

and you're still this bad at it? wow.
what a loser.

But why this particular circle of Hell?

I'd love to appreciate that.


Your mess to clean.
If there is one.


Cupcake is a !LittleShit

/what if I can't get it up?

not me

If you aren't having fun what's the point? Do something crazy.

:3 thanks
nerd

Then you can be the catcher.

I don't remember the past few days

Man cup you've sure got me beat. You're winning at being a loser~

I guess I'm just that much of a loser
rekt


Because I can get the stray conversation / shitpost. I dunno

I'm not sure whether this is lewd or just gross.

*lut

then just take it in the ass like a good whore.

believe me, I try to have fun, but it is rather elusive these days.

literally just yesterday, but that's fine.
what's up?

this conversation is confusing.

I'll pass

^///^

How've you been, anyway?


Can it really be called fun if you have to try to have it?

How am I supposed to suck your dick if you don't have one then!?

just as planned.

I only do what the brave captain morgan commands

That is the plan! Over and over


Mornin Gogs! How you doing?


Oh well yuh that helps

I prefer weeb but that's fine too

I ate something!

Too bad it wasn't a bullet

what a selfish bitch

no probably not. either way I don't have any.

I'm chilling with my buddy mike's harder

maybe I like this plan. you gonna get on steam sometime tonight maybe?

...

Okay, fuck it, I lied
It's drum and bass
What you gonna do?

oh right you can't see it. it's a laughing gif, neko.

...

I knew you'd only like mike if he was harder

Just gross.


N-no homo...


Only sometimes though.
The times it doesn't are literally the worst.

...

unfortunate.

8% is better than 5%.

Yes homo

Suck my girl penis.

i'm VERY selfish.

Hm, those old habits are singing again tonight.

Percentage queen

Nothing I just wanted to get that off my chest

Oh


What does girl penis taste like?

ignore them. the song is terrible anyway.

your attempts to be clever will not work tonight, ducky

alright, good talk.

what?

A vagina weirdly shaped like a penis.

...

Iunno.


Gross
No

im stealing this imge

Why do I troll myself like this, Cup?

Who's a Duck?

Damn, he's immune to my highly sophisticated wit and clever charm

I feel like the true loser now

Hello cupcakes.


I'm doing okay. Just made an avocado sandwich.

Spread it to the world

Did Fish really want us to praise them for setting something?

Vampire boy girl penis clit.

Eating

mandy hush

oh okay

you must have a crush on yourself

all according to plan

(tn: plan means plan)

what's goin' on?

Mandy us here? Where? I can't see pics.

Put it in my mouth

Is

God damn this small phone.

I mean, can you blame me?

Yeah

But you are being cute.


Here, love. Shouldn't you be working?

Is it a small phone or just freakishly giant hands?

I am on my last break.

...

*puts it in*

Are you turned on yet?

My word play is amazing.

I found him.

The fuck is that moonspeak you're talking?

I'm AMERICAN we speak AMERICAN here.

I'm going to cease drinking now so I don't wake up feeling like physical garbage in the morning

How much longer till you head home?


Cups, hush.

I've been turned on the whole time

2 hours.

not at all. you're irresistible, dear.

I'd post my heart image at you but you wouldn't see it.


filthy blatant lies

proud of you

I stopped after just a couple myself. helped take the edge off of feeling like total shit at least.

"but you're being cuuuute"

I guess metaphorical and emotional garbage is enough already, huh?

Holy shit that was fucking mean I'm so sorry.

Like I said.
I'm not thoroughly convinced I'm impervious to milk.


Aren't you, like, one of the few people who'll see me as a girl?
Are you admitting to being a girl?

Hey I know those feelings

it runs in the family

You forgot metaphysical garbage

Oh is that your normal state of being?

being lactose intolerant makes you a fucking bigot.

you have my sympathy, but not my axe.

Now if I can just convince the weird chick at work of that I'm golden.

That sounds like way too long to go.


I never lie.

"Filthy blatant lies"

Or my blow.

Damn I wanted that axe

I don't recall if I had a cute petname for you back when we spoke that one time but if I did imagine I'm calling you that and saying cute shit.

5 min of work feels like forever when talking to you forever feels like a second~

Don't listen to these slanderous lies
Girl penis tastes like a girl, but also like a penis

I'm imagining all the hearts I'd be spamming at you RIGHT now

Oh hush, you. How much longer do you have on break still?

4 min.

gross, amy.

you are lying right now, liar.

a weird short guy with a huge beard stole it.

Oh damn, you're good.

Ty


I was just playing along with what you said


Yes


Oh thank you for clearing that up

this line is insanely smooth. fucking well done, squash.

Maaaaybe! :^)


Yeah I hear you, when sleep either leaves things the same or makes it worse is probably the most horrible feeling to get after sleeping


Cuute


That sounds amazing! Do you get a lot of avocado there? I'm unsure of the climate in which they grow lol

Mandy is my muse.

But she likes horror movies and we talked about getting away with murder once.

Not much just seeing how the day is going to go.

And you spend it waiting on me to be around?? You big softie.


Not even once.

guess I'll stay online then, can't risk missing that~

Fucking leprechauns
Pot of fuck mothering gold isn't enough? You need axes too?

Fuck them


I know it bb
~

Cool, now do the thing.

You are a good enough reason to wait forever. I do not mind.

clearly

yeah but. vagina.
eww.

hopefully well.

you did literally just earlier in the thread.

actually I think they prefer to be called dwarves. and they don't like being tossed, that's for sure.

You know if we ever do meet, I'm going to have to tear down that pedestal your building for me.


Pics or it never happened.

Ah what's the difference. They all look the same to me. short

Any news I really mean gossip of our technicolor equine friends?

If only to build an alter, love.

I must go.

*Slurp slurp*

Literally nothing.
It's still a pile of circlejerking and homoerotica with various interruptions by rampant shitposters

Of course it would be better if there were a penis attached but I'm working with what's available. Anyway she's like a major qtπ.

You are incorrigible, my dear. Be safe!

I just realized that this feeling I'm feeling is sexual frustration

Yvw

Hm. Any sightings of Fagetcat?

But vaginas are nice, too.....

...

I wouldn't want to embarrass you by linking it.

bigot detected. you disgust me.

hmm. well I guess when you're lonely enough even a girl starts to look good. best of luck, amy. I'm sure she'll realize how wonderful you are.

just fap.

Prof?

He's around, I play vidya with him and he chills in our mumble call occasionally

GOOD
I disgust me too

...

I am immune to being embarrassed. Especially when it has to deal with YOU being all cute with Spoils.

Also, vaginas need love too!

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

...

Fine.
I'll drink literally all the milk.
And eat all the cheese.

And have so much cream in my coffee that I might as well just drink cream straight.

And you can clean all the mess up.


Cute little girly kitty.


It is the literal worst.

Will you wash my weasel?

do a better job

with how you name your files you'd fucking better disgust yourself.

this whole post is so full of blatant falsities I don't even know where to begin.

works that way for me :^)
did you need some help?

well you keep saying you eat poutine so clearly you can handle some dairy.

"Wash my weasel" is the best euphemism for hand jobs ever.

Choke the chicken

is it dirty

who duck

Can you tell him I say hello?

luck of the irish.

Just admit it.


Well it could use a cleaning....

Actually.
I keep talking about eating poutine on whores with Putin, or just eating whores.

So I'm not sure you should be putting stock in that.


Wash my weasel, Sub toe.

never.

...

tfw finally came to the idea of cumming inside my big sisters mouth

I'll buy you a drink if you admit it.

why is he called duck?

are there such things as irish Ducks?

gross

thats great man

Putain means whore, Cupcake.

old old joke. I just call him ducky. don't worry about it.

tempting but you can't buy my lies so easily, mandykins.

your constant name calling hurts my feelings, rin.

I'm not really a weasel kind of person..

slob my knob, subtle.

It's not thaaat exciting now lol


Does it happen often to you?

I am so proud of myself
of how disgusted I am in myself


Sure

Well fuck you too then.


We both know it is the truth. Just a matter of making you admit it. What if I promised a night of raunchy lewdness?

the tables have turned! see how you like being complimented. hmph.

Tu est un grand putain.
Je n'adore pas ton penis.

Je suis une grande pomme de terre.


O-oh...


Define often.

isnt that the goal

good...I think.

then you'd definitely be lying, and I'd call you on it!

Oi CUNT!

Me too, Cups.


I'm actually not sure about how they are farmed but they have started to taste better then what I remembered them to be like.

I'm not looking that up.

Oh, well....Yea, I suppose so?


This isn't about my lies!

yeah you'd love it if that were the case, wouldn't you, mandy mcliarpants?

OR IS IT


!!!

"You are a big slut.
I don't adore your penis.

I am a big apple of earth."

that's why I said I think, dumdum.

I genuinely have no idea how to reply to that.

Please find someone else ^^

Which part?

the whole thing.

Stahp.


This thread is only big enough for 1 ferret here, lad.

I'll just cover my ears...... uh eyes lol


Higher than 4 out of 10 times?

see, this is why you should not provoke me. I'm far better at this than you.

question mark

perfect chance for me to get a sneak attack in~

I'm just far too tired to play the game, right now. We both know what is true here.


I mean, yes! My aim is to fuck you senseless!

was it filling and nutritious?

we both know I kicked your furry little butt in this verbal joust, that's what we know.

Nope, we know you are awful cute with Spoils. And that is a fact. You can't argue this. If you do, you might as well say you are mexican.

fag

resorting to such cheap shots, mandy? I'm disappointed in you.
you must have some mexican blood in there...

Nope no mexican blood in me. But I have left something of me in a few mexicans.

it was a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread

it has satiated me

better than nothing i suppose

Sneeaky!

That's going too far cup


That's the only catsnake gif I have I swear

I SWEAR

Hello my love

that's kind of gross.

Don't :3

somehow I doubt you'd be complaining

you're right, please forgive me, dum.

yo how are you guys today

Fucking swear to me on the life of the Father, Son, and the Drunken Spirit!


Yea...yeah a bit....

It's okay, I forgive you~

You are a slut.

Your penis isn't cute.

I am a potato.


Of going to sleep, or going to sleep upset?

I want to fucking shoot myself in the head.

...

...

preeeeetty good mny buddy
some body ache
wish i had some oxy

I did !

...

You're letting it eat at you too much
I'm not really one to talk here but you need to pull your shit together man You're better than this

;~;
i wanna kno..

guero!
where are ya hurting tonight hmm?

I hope you can get to feeling better before too long
have a nice day?
mine was pretty boring and blase haha

...

Sorry, love. Na, that isn't true. I don't want to die. Well I don't want to shoot myself in the head. So how have you been lately??

I wouldn't complain a single bit bae


Going to sleep upset and waking up worse

Triggered


But pls don't call me that

I'm pretty sure he'd murder and eat your cats first then you.

You sure about that?
this coul probably happen if you wanted it to

and here I thought you had some standards.

gay.

well you got tsuchi to pop out, well done.

an inside joke is never good when explained

I bet I could make you do some other stuff though~

It's a bit worrysome you'd even bring something up Mandy
That's uncharacteristic
is everything aright?

my back is busted cuz i have a really old ratty bed that im trying to replace cuz it's literally hurting me now
im selling one of my rifles to put money towards it
today was pretty good though i actually woke up in the morning and got a bunch of chores done

...

Will you sit on my face

I do....kind of. Look I was young, alright. My hatred hadn't fully set in yet....


Yeah I am alright, Bardo. Just a bit stressed at work and all. Don't worry, I shall never end my own life.

how unfortunate. you can never unbean those burritos now.

This is cyber harrassment

You have to be joking at this point.

Probably, what on earth are you doing up at this hour

Nope....but now I have higher standards. Hell, even got to put some maple into a canadian.

Watching Doublelift
Listening to musics

I can not confirm or deny this

M y best friend brings this up in conversation alot
Your bed is one of the most important bjects you can own
Every night after you bust your ass at your work or even if you just spend the day relaing, you're going to spend a good at lleast 3 to 8 hours in your bed
like every single night
I hope you can get a really nice one soon my man
What kind are you interested in? or just a mattress?

Specifically that, then... probably.
Even if only by virtue of waking up still upset is usually enough to make it worse in and of itself.

But my mood usually peters out before I go to bed.


Apparently he thinks your penis is cute.

well that's pretty good, eh?

you're confirming it plenty for me right now.

shh don't embarrass the poor guy. he's skittish. he might bolt. if his knee wasn't blown out LOL

Canaians are my fetish


I have faith thaat a brighter day will be here tomorrow or the day after for you mandy
for you're the kindest person I know
and karma wouldn't allow misfortune so heavy for you if it was just
I love you
but not in the homo way mandy

Bad dog. You could be doing so much more productive things, like dota, osu, or devilian with me

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

Oh you betcha. I quite enjoyed myself.


I understand that fetish. Like, completely.

Life is unjust, my friend. But that doesn't mean I despair. I shall find my joys in the little things. And thank you. I love you too. No homo.

So how was your day today? Good?

You cannot stand or walk for five minutes.
Do you really want to go down this path?

Productive, right..

yeah im finding that out now for real lol
the pain in my lower back is horrible
ive been popping 3 skelaxin and like 6 aspirins a day for three days cuz thats the best stuff ive got and it still sukcs

im just gonna get a twin size regular mattress cuz im super in debt right now
even a tiny mattress that isnt two decades old will be better

I can't hear you over the sound of your tears

canadians seem far too polite though. what's the fun in a one night stand if the girl guy ends up being totally fine with it?

does this really qualify as a slam?

Wow rude


WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

shut up, pedophile.

Or finishing up my bot games with me :3

My bad for not being a complete invalid like you.

if u can't handle me at my wurst u don't deserve me at my best :^)

I'd say I must have touched a nerve, but I'm assuming those are all gone as well.

This wasn't a one night stand. It was a one week stand. And it was glorious. She wasn't ok with it after I left.


You ain't fucking kidding.

first it's a non-slam then complete unoriginality
u have some shedding to do man

and you have some not fucking little kids to do, man.

konnichiwa bitches

ah yeah
Fine day
bought fallout 4 at some point last night so that was nice
stayed up a lil later than normal, woke up went to work, got out about an hour early for the summer wed been closing at 10 but now were are closing at 9 since the summers over
and I have a very efficient shedule so most nightS i I can get out about an hour early
lucky me


what the heck is skelaxin lolol
that sounds fuckin dope
I hope you can enjoy it when you get it and get it sooner than later
I've only had to dea with bad back pain A few times and its a doozy

Too tired to games or talk
Gomenasai

ah, good. as long as you left her heartbroken that's all that matters.

Can I tuck you in and nibble on your toes while you fall asleep

You literally cannot walk twenty feet.

thanks bud i hope so too
and skelaxin is some really weak muscle relaxer
its literally the only thing i have in my hosue other than aspirin

I literally can. you're literally getting lazy again.

._.
No..

would u mind doing ur practice on ur own
this is just embarrassing

not as embarrassing as literally every shred of your existence on this planet.

I enjoy you. I would kill to get out an hour early. I have been getting out an hour late. Today I worked 10. It gets a bit much sometimes.


Oh, no. She regretted the fucking. Or something. I don't even know anymore. I don't really care either.

most girls regret it if they sleep with a closet homo

Some boyfriend you are...

I'm sorry Rin, that sucks pretty hard and not in the delightful way


Yeah but it just means I have to do worse things to you

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It's ok. I still fucked her countless times over that week so I am ok with it.

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I AM ALWAYS SERIOUS NEVER JOKING

he posted after the thread ended WHAT A DUMBASS

gets your skeleton laxin
better than nothing that's for sure
be careful with all that apsprin

:(