❤️ Official Scootaloo Thread 💚

❤️ Official Scootaloo Thread 💚

Awoo Edition

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KY scoots

Ratatatta~

I like going in late on Wednesdays. I get to watch Ellen and paint all my nails now lol

HI SCOOTS

stop afking, fish

fug

Aite yo

fucking called out.

Has to be doing degenerate things

ITT: new Bard goes on the spice

why?

you havent jerked off enough and now your semen is invading your stomach

Its called hunger.

I've been Bard3 forever tho


Indigestion. Tums or pepto

but I had food just 8 hours ago?

Tbh, don't know that feel.
Because regardless of what you want to believe, I actually do a good job of keeping myself decently fed.

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fatass

Speaking of.
I'm gonna go food.

I wanna be the world's first 1000 pound failtrap.

Didn't fish get kicked out if tranny house for eating every 8 minutes?

(you eye sen pie)
tbh?

A pony poster by the name of "claptrap" already beat you to it years ago.

To be quaint, I have always enjoyed your company and Think of you as one of the better people around.

HE ATE THE LAST CAN OF GODDAMN RAVIOLI.

😭😭😭😰😰

nice meme

what meme is this

Meme if the game

Of

ah shit fuck plz don't make me get a med change, I JUST got comfortable on these current meds.

wahaha

y'all noobs don't even know what to do with no desire to eat

suckers

i appreciatte that~

try liquids.

You could be dehydrated.

Water and a saline solution intravenouswould cure your pain.

see
Or you know, just set a timer for healthy eating habits.

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Heroin is helpful

hungry :(

Give him the formuoli.

Gimme

But, boyarde is like a father to me

I've got a fever.
The only cure is more moe anime girls

FUCK.


I do.
I just don't not eat.

@luka

How can all you anorexics not eat fukken food is delish fam

No.


Oh. 2manykcals5me


It is delicious but like it makes youfeel icky

See
and

I do eat.
Decently, in fact.

why do britbongs put beans on everything

Red velvet cupcakes though

BeanzMeanzHeinz

Yeah, I bake 'em but I don't eat them shits.

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I should clarify; I don't not eat because of a lack of appetite anymore.

I actually get hungry now sometimes.
It's kind of nice.

He was bullied into leaving though, it was great.

That looks disgusting in the best possible way.

EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT EVEN MIXED TOGETHER FUCK.

Bangers and beans

I eat out of anger.

Why even live

Sometimes I don't really know why.

lets not do this gross food stuff

Sounds like it.

Was he actually 1000 lb or was he just a standard fare land whale?


So if I want you to eat more I should just pick on you?

MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP

Love me sime faggotsin gravy


Fabulous living?

Ok

Cute anime girls then

I threw up a little in my mouth, tbh.

I mean all I have was like a microwave dinner

and before that was like at 7pm when my mom made me dinner, and it's 12:50pm now


I drank some water and walked up the stairs and got a bit dizzy. should I eat something?

I want those shoes.


One of my last roommates strictly ate box mac n cheese and he'd always eat my ice cream :(

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Shepherds pie though is the greatest meal you could get gere
With beans
Naturally

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Hydration. you need like electrolytes. Saline or gatorade.

maybe a piece of toast

it's not that I won't eat anything. it's simply that I do not feel hungry.

When you gonna get em hun?

YES.


Did you kick his ass out before leaving?
Because I wouldn't blame you.


And you let that keep you from eating.

He was like 300 pounds and thought his man boobs were real boobs.

Eat something small.
Drink more liquids.

Set a timer for these things in the future.

Probably never at this rate.


No, he was much larger than me and like had guns and stuff.

Thinking back I think that's when I stopped buying food.

Soon. Who knows what santa might bring.

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My step mom asked me my sizes, but I doubt I'm gonna get fancy red-bottom shoes ;3

Natural selection.

When you don't know your body well enough to survive without a timer.

Who knows, fingers crossed

why should I time when I eat? I've walked pass the fridge and felt no compulsion to open it up and take something out. I figure I'll just eat something when I actually get hungry.

I honestly don't blame you.

Ever hear of a mini-fridge?

you coulda put one in ur room and never had to worry about it.

such a cutie she is~

B-buy me shoes, senpai~


He always had them just laying around unlocked and stuff. For a gun nut he certainly felt like gun safety didn't apply to him. It was kinda scary.


Does neet-bux pay for mini fridges?

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Lovely.


Well we live in a day and time where nature can't cull the herd.


BECAUSE THE MEDS ARE MESSING WITH YOUR APPETITE.

like you need to either change meds so that you feel the compulsion of hunger, or start timing your meals.

disgustingly beutifull
i think i'm more europeon than i know!? :O

how absurd. I'll talk with my psych and see what she has to say.

*hugs everyone in this thread*
^^

Gotta pay for those hugs, user.

Mine was like 100 USD

and It kept my old roomate from munching on my neet dollar foods years back when I lived with a slob that got drunk every day and ate whatever he wanted.


Ore-monogatari is fuckin great.
Unlike other animoos it gets right to it and doesnt drag on the maybe he likes me bs for 12 episodes.

witin the first 5 they are dating

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OH but Scoots. I'm gonna get some kawaii docs. I thought of you when I was looking through the catalog^^

I-i can pay with my body if you want...

i'll slam my dick down your throat you whore
now the fuck out and take your autistic friend with you, you slut

her outfits look soo adorable too!

it sure must be a hit!

No. I only accept shoes.

you think I'm staying living with her after I get neetbux? hell the fuck no.

If they're reasonably priced

I legitimately hope the government says no because you are in no way incapable of work.
You're a lazy fat shit.

*takes off shoes and shows bare feet*

Hunger is a natural mechanism that is meant to remind you when you're body is lacking the energy to sustain itself, and without it you can literally stave yourself without noticing.

It's like thirst and important reminder for you to drink fucking water.

If you don't ever feel hungry or thirst even though you haven't consumed any liquids are edibles then you definitely need to put yourself on a timer or change meds.

Literally go talk to any general doctor that works on the human body, and they will tell you that it's important that you eat and drink regularly.

please do

oh

I use my mini fridge to store my water and gatorade now.
It's also nice having my own house that isn't a mess. Living on your own is nice
I hate cleaning up after other people

Actually.
Fish's inability to stave off hunger without timers is why my doctor doesn't want to put me back on Dexedrine.

But I'm better now, so maybe he will.


We should live together.
I'll make sure you always have warm food.

And I'll feel bad if you don't eat.

what's with all the tripfags?

Come here little one.
Lemme welcome you to.... THE ANIME CIRCLEJERK THREADS

:)

I'll Show you later

Tripfag Circlejerk

but I have been drinking. I've drank over a gallon of water today.

I'm sorry, but I'm just gonna stop now.
You have to be trolling me.

Yeah, and I guess now they're built lighter now too. I wanna get some cute red ones!


No. Buy me shoes. I love shoes.


But like that feeling bad is contagious and then I feel guilty :(

All that mind control juice

I could be your not do secret thread santa kek

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That's exactly why you'd start eating my delicious home cooked meals.

I can't wait to spend your tax dollars on video games.


WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
I know, I'm telling my doctor today when I have my appointment in a few hours.


... still not hungry tho

It actually is nice. Thought I might get bored but not at all.

You certainly could, now couldn't you~


Or we'd end up iron cheffing it up.

Remind me on sometime

Fuck electric stoves.
It's so nice having a gas grill again


I prefer solitude, and being able to walk butt naked through my house

Iron Chef?

M-maybe I will! >///

i want her

Maybe you fabulous

Not yet! A couple more days til fabulousness^^

I know that feel

Not having to consider anyone else is good.

I think I ended up accidentally getting a 4 day weekend. I'm not gonna know what to do with myself.

And the joy that you'll be denied because you're not disabled by any metric, just a fat slob.

Oooooooh???

Yup yup. I'm gonna take pics, don't worry.

Going to stock up on stuff at the Ulta sale and then getting my hair done on Friday and then Saturday gonna channel the glam for a wedding I'm attending. Hopefully I don't drink too much and get sloppy at the reception. That's my worry at this point but at least I'm not just super anxious about the whole thing anymore^^

what else do you feel?

Really wanna learn sign language

The middle finger is the one you end up using most often.

Well I have a vizsla and a great dane, but they are manageable. I guess I can't say i'm alone.


I really wanna squeeze her and possibly marry her because she bakes so many nice looking things

Its THAT weekend :O omg

Kinky.

I used to be able to... sing(?) Silent Night in ASL.

I KNOW!I it came up so fast, didn't it?


Only sometimes~

You gonna ace it

Work people and my stylist have been super supportive so I'm just excited to get all dolled up and stuff at like a real-life event. Like finally!

i can understand

My dogs are more then enough company.

All I really want is a waifu

Knock em dead
Good that you got good peeps around you

I hear Fish wants roommates again.
You should restart the trap house. :^)

yeahno i'd prefer roomates who aren't going to manipulate me next time.

2016s most disturbing horror

TRAP HOUSE

i dont have pets

oh boy.

I have that option still open to me tbqh.

I'm still in touch with a lot of trannies in oregon

I got at least a couple, so yeah it helps^^

Honestly I was surprised there's been as much support from a lot of the girls at work. It's pretty cool :3

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I'm probably gonna start one in washington tbh

That was my fucking ravioli! How could you steal that from me Tsuchi!

I TRUSTED YOU

Trap house 2.0?

I just gotta gotta find trannies that aren't crazy and clean up after themselves and work.

dang, looks like i'm on my own again.

They only work with a responsible male as head of house.

❤️ Is the wedding close by?

No senpai ;;

Im a responsible male

Welma seems like she'd be responsible and clean up after herself.
And you don't have to worry about her eating all the ravioli.

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI.

"Ravioli".

Revvy ole

*hops up on your kitchen and feels ravioli* owo what's this?

I think it's a couple towns over. Please only let me have 3 drinks. THREE, Scoots. Please.

I figured you have more self worth to even consider it.

I should stop chasing dreams and just get an actual girlfriend.

Where do I find one that I can actually connect with? Tumblr?

/jp/ also seems to house all the /a/ girls, but they can be quite annoying irl.

I can only try 😂

Save my ravioli, scoots.


GIVE ME BACK MY RAVIOLI, YOU HEATHEN.

Oh.
Well, fair enough.

It's time to purge.

Better hold on tight, someone might steal it.

Yes! For senpai!!!

I haven't eaten in like 10 hours, should I go down to the store and buy some ravioli?

He's the one who steals the goddamn ravioli.

Heh, that's still a work in progress if I'm being completely honest.

I'm more concerned about living with dogs again if I were to move out of this house. I hate pets.


You'll probably be asleep anyway :(


I don't think I'd live with any posters tbh. 2scary

I might stay up late im of until monday after tonight's shift

I need to fit the ravioli in my pocketoli


JESUS
I THOUGHT BETTER OF HIM

Even me?

hohoho! well i mean its not like imma be on my phone the entire thing or whatnot, but it would be cool to have somebody to update for the lulz

-Cue jason bourne car chaae for ravioli-

Chase*

Nah. I barely know you.

If im up feel free to dish dish dish

What if I told you I own two houses and one is vacant.

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gonna come to both houses and eat all the ravioli.

Triggered

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WTF dude

I use my vacant house as a storage facility and I keep stockpiles of food there for the "end of the world"

you would be eating raviolis for a few weeks at least.
I'd catch you

Deal!


Y-yeah. Activate the chestnuts or whatever. iunno

I'm fucking dying.

He keeps a detailed inventory of his Chef Boyardee collection now.

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I'd be mad if I lived in the UAE too

Activate it!


XD

this thread is making me worry about getting a noise complaint from laughing too loud

Look at this sweet Ram cosplay.

Pets aren't bad, just that dogs make all of your fabrics stink.

you underestimate the speed at which I can eat cans of ravioli.

for some reason they also posted a picture of the blinds behind her though???

Am I missing something? Is there a meme here or something?

It's not a joke.

i'm fukin pisst

You're definitely not missing any meme here

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...

Hi pisst
Im hugh mungus

He's regressed into Desu.
It's time to let it go.

GOOD LUCK IN ENGLANDISTAN

No, they're pretty terrible.

And then like the owners bitch to me about leaving certain doors and shit open cause they piss on the rugs.

Like, howabout you train your fuckin mutts?

Anyone who'd understand that actual meme wasn't here then.
Now they are.

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Hello, Mr. or Mrs. Mungus, I'm Hugh Mann.

I love the caliphate

@luka

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I was around and understood it or else why would I be calling you out on posting it twice? think, rin. think with your head.

This was in Test's folder.
I think he's trying to tell us something.

that movie was so great.

...

Is that sarcasm? Cause I've been wanting to check Frozen out for a while now but nobody will watch it with me.

Good luck with that

Nadeem

You only know it because I literally had to explain it to you.
Then you got mad at me for spoilers, even though you were very clearly misunderstanding it before that.

Go on a date night with Cuppers and watch it.

Frozen is great for date night watching

Hrrm...

Wake me up

no

Wake me up inside

SALIL AL SAWARIM

Can't wake up

NO

SAVE ME

I miss bern

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

Call my name and save me from the dark

the movie is quite good, at least in my opinion. a lot of people ended up hating it because the song "let it go" was played like a bazillion times.
I'd offer to stream it for you sometime but for some reason my computer can't handle streaming anymore.

no, you thought I didn't get it and explained to me stuff from the light novels and whatnot but I already get the joke!

ugh. this picture is too disgustingly likely to be funny.

bid my blood to run

before I come undone

This version is better
youtube.com/watch?v=x0p7RMwviUY

Fuck you

"Rem exists are you not caught up!?"
Lol.

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shut your filthy little coffee drinking mouth, rin.

I tried so hard

lol bern

i should see if he would go see another movie with me for the lulz

...

and got so far

But in the end

well then give me my pictures back.

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

it doesn't even matter

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fuck you fish you ruin everything

...

I'm gonna send it to your mom

that's what fish's dad thought too, apparently

rekt

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Craaasaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiin

this makes me feel better about my sudden desire for some eggnog

s a v a g e
a
v
a
g
e

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then I guess your mother will end up finding out you're a sissy.

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Lmao

SISSY THREAD HYPNOSIS COCKS

yay thanks

rawr~

just sent her the email now.

oh she replied. said "I already knew that"
how strange.

wait what?

I was just following scoots along

they can take the ghettos of london if they want, but theyll never take the north

Tbh, I kinda wanna play this.

...

:3

nuhuh your mom texted oh bby thanku


im still gonna count it

sounds like you really made her happy, thanks tokai.

As what? what did I even do?

my dad kidnapped me and left me at a strangers house when I was a child


oh boy another franchise making money off of a minecraft clone

beanies and weenies.

he thinks you were implying that he's not a sissy.

Good for you *pat pat*

OH THATS Tokai! Yeah, he's a sissy bitch for sure.

what's my reward

*cry*

THANK YOU

Well I mean, you are... so... yeah.

activate your pistachios

why do you always hit me up for rewards?

Activate DEEZ NUTS

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i want a reward

you always want one!
you're greedy. a greedy sissy.

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id activate tokis pistachios

That bulge

Capcuck.
Stop rewarding rin

I should probably switch trips again to avoid the confusion


do I get one or not?

that's not rin and I haven't rewarded him

if you admit you're a sissy.

I gotta get ready for work.

Later, nerds.

ttyl Scoots.

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...

have a nice day, maddie.

tata welms

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Cupcake x Rin OTP

so no reward then, I suppose.

X *vodka

also seriously you guys that's tokai. rin is canada flag.

Should I redo that one and make it

Cupcake x Rin x Spirits OTP
A happy relationship based on firewater and mistakes

Nah.
Obviously I moved to Amsterdam.

reading flags is for gays

yeah okay, that's enough


b-but

again, that is tokai. and he and rin are very happy together. and I'm happy with the one thing that will never leave me, my one true love. vodka.

...

btw, is sci seriously gone now?

all you have to do is admit it, and the reward is yours.

Swedish fish x ravioli OTP

yeah you wish nerd

Tell Rin to put back on his name. No one is seriously going to believe that's Tokai.

smiles you are cruisin' for a brusin'

Capcuck.
You're tearing their relationship apart

they're smart enough to know I'm not worth it.

Nederland zal herrijzen, onze wegen zullen gebouwd worden met de schedels van Belgen.


..well whats the reward
i gotta know first

I'm sorry. I don't make the rules; I just negatively reinforce them.

Onze wijnen dompelend in het bloed van moffen.

Wait.
Do people actually seriously get confused when Tokai uses my trips?

nope. that's not how this game works, tokai.

the rule is I don't get to be happy. ever.

I would hope not

i-im.. im a sssi
siiii
ss

y

there


I've seen it happen too much

Autism

now say it properly.

don't you have a hadji to make

Autism
(OP)

...

Autism
(OP)

Another one of the rules is that I have to continually attempt until you are happy

Nice vpn and IP

Autism
(OP)

No
Anyone that does is dum

Toki, don't let cupcake win.

Autism
(OP) (OP)

sometimes it's good to know when a battle is unwinnable, smiles.

you'll be the winner tokai. with a shiny reward to prove it.

Rules are rules.

nah dawg, this is autism

bbut

oh nvm, noo


oh
well your wish is my command

can someone ban this chucklecuck?

Fuck I got called in for work.

Duty calls

Autism
(OP) (OP)

I know that feel.

God speed.

IM GONNA MISS THE TRUMP VS HILLARY FORUM.

FUCK

if you wish to set yourself up for disappointment, be my guest.

no reward for you then tokai. tsk tsk.

Autism
(OP) (OP)

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So there I was, minding my own business, when suddenly: SPLASH! Gallons of water falls from the sky, and now I'm soaked to the bone!

love is reward


oh this one also fits
have it

Welcome to my world~

I want an actual folder of her eventually anyway, lol.

entire gallons, huh?

I will withhold it from you.

I've already been living here for years.

...

I've got about 70 images now.
it's a nice quick read so it adds up fast.


wuhh how

You should probably start paying rent then.
Rude as fuck.

Felt like it, anyways. I was lucky to make it back alive.

by keeping it to myself. I'm sure you'll get plenty from rin, don't even worry about it, sissy.

that's just how I roll, bby.

it sounds like you're being over dramatic. make yourself some chicken soup.

How am I supposed to feed Tsuchi if you're stealing food of my table!?

Someone feed me...

I'm sure there's plenty of food in his bowl, don't worry.

Hmph. How insensitive. You know nothing of my pain and misery!

I would, but I didn't bring any. And I already ate not too long ago.

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yeah yeah woe is you. have a hot shower or something.

I don't know.
For such a skinny guy he goes through a lot of dry food.

cupcake overwatch when?

Is she legal?


In two chapters of Citrus I got this many.

i dont understand

AUTISM

get the cheap stuff, it's not like he'll know the difference anyway.

I dunno. we could play if you want I guess.

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it's alright. you're still cute.

not sure. She may have lost her green card.

Yeah, Cupcake.
How is smiles supposed to feed Tsuchi if you're STEALING ALL THE FUCKING RAVIOLI FUCK

late to the party rin

I meant age wise.

There's a chance that'll work.
I'm not asking for a crazy amount of rent though.

that's a fair bit.
I'll prolly miss some cause a lot looks the same.


yay!

now? o.o

I wonder if smiles beats her tsuchi like she beats her dog. probably malnutritions both.

if anything you should be paying me

the misery I've suffered does not lead me to believe your place is worth paying for.

Sorry, I'm busy watching a girl smother herself in peanut butter.
Apparently.

dunno. It's all just SFW stuff anyhow.

you and your weird fetishes

yeah yeah sure get on the game.

It's not my fault you didn't read the sign to the home.

"Where Misery Festers"

I'm free, as requested.

I don't know how to read. thanks a lot you insensitive ass.

Any more of those?
I don't wanna hunt down the video.


It's like, not even sexual.
I just can't stop watching, like "Why?"

Like the one girl who rigged a vibrator to go off whenever someone tips her, but messed it up, so instead she just gets shocked.

And sometimes she ends up having seizures and people just keep tipping her to keep it going.

I've never seen or heard of that. sounds hilarious though.
except

Bad timing.

BRB gotta make a drive.

good. get out of here. meaniehead.

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the pony one? Nah. The peanut butter one I don't have anything else either.

Hm.

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Do you have the sauce for the peanut butter one, or is google about to start recommending me a lot of very weird things?

flan get your needy ass on overwatch in the next three minutes or I'll find something else to do.

I should sleep.
but i'm just gonna admit im a dumb hypocrite and skipped dinner so im eating first

owo what's this

yisssssss

Awoo

liveleak.com/view?i=a63_1449716489

I did a reverse google search.

LOL @ this
metro.co.uk/2015/09/04/she-was-just-scrubbing-him-okay-three-year-old-girl-caught-covering-her-baby-brother-in-peanut-butter-5375309/

Okwee.

okay flan ya blew it

it's not even good
its just fried potatoes I threw in and garlic sauce

'snot like mine was any better.

what was yours?

Poutine

poo teen

Just because it's so stereotypical I don't want to deny it

Peedeen

J'adore la poutine avec une putain. :^)

Avez vous deja mange de poutine sur une putain? :^)

you're gonna have to let me taste that one time

Will do.

You can't be in canada or be canadian and not have tried/liked poutine

It's required to like poutine to pass your naturalization test, actually.

i need cuddling, kissing, and a good boob grabbing from a qt grill.

that's because it's all you guys eat.
hi spoilers

Avez-vous deja mange de la putain? :^)

noice
ill bring some weird stuff from here

I wanna see if you can handle drop.

have the courage to speak english.

and hopefully not die like ksi

ave ze jew de le omlet du fromage

Jew

I don't think that last one should have been de la putain anyway.


I can handle most foods, tbh.


At least, like, try to google it.

Je suis une pomme de terre au four.

Google is funny if you get it to translate "Avez-vous deja mange de putain."

Ich bin ein putin

Apple of the earth

i just put random leters on the screen and said "yeah that looks french"

I know you'd love a lot cause it's all sweet, but drop is really salty and weird tasting to foreigners.

fish did you jerk off?

Je veux mange de poutine sur une putain avec Putin.


Ce plébéien.


Oh, I see.

no I need someone elses touch or I can't get off

Honhonhonhon

but you'll get addicted to what's called.
Jodenkoeken.
literally Jew Cookies
its sooo good

for real?

hnng

Yes. My people make da bomb ass cookies

:^)

we also have Gypsysauce and Niggerkisses but those aren't as good.

...

...

The only good thing about niggerkisses was the name and they took that away from it.

imma get ready fo bed

7 get in honour of Chiri

NIGGER

Hello darkness my old friend

You do that.


Niggerkiss? :^)

Just
Y

Not untrue :^) hey Cups

I bet scanner knows all about the "manger de putain" :^)

Spoiler*

you always take so long to reply...
what's up?

kinda I mean there's nothing exciting about me touching myself or porn.

...

Lol

Nope you fudged up I am safe from your lewd shenanigans!


Cooking sometimes cleaning, plus I'm usually like doing random other things so it takes me a moment to check back here sometimes my brain just decides to forget for ten minutes

for real fam? that sounds kinda shite
does cam chatting help?

I mean I haven't masterbated in a while

I kinda feel off right now
it's been 12 hours since I ate last but I don't feel hungry.
also for some reason I'm tired as hell but not "sleepy" it's almost as if I'm inebriated.

Night fam

the lack of food may have something to do with why you feel shite

Sleep well Scoots.

nini scoob

I see I see. sounds like you're being all productive and stuff, that's good.
I'm just playing some overwatch.

goodnight scoots

Don't get me wrong, sometimes it's cause I'm playing games too lol


Night

On my way to psych appointment


Possibly

just like, eat something fam
last time i tried cutting calories that hard i had all the energy of a crippled sloth

Huh.
Spoiler actually knows enough french to know that word.

...

how naughty. you should get plenty of sleep you know.

oh hey you. flan wanted to play.

you should start logging on to steam so I don't always have to ask. people tease me.

Why would I not?


I dooooo, sometimes weirdly spaced out but enough

how much?

That's fine, but I'm only home for break. I still have 3 1/2 hours of work left.

Who are you?

Depending on the night 6-8

Oh it's Cup with a different trip.

I'm cup, dumdum.

oh that's way more than i usually get heh

...

Because you might not be french?
Or might have just ignored your french because it isn't as useful to know as people make it seem.

I'm in a car on the way to my psych appointment now, I won't be able to eat for the next like hour and a half bUT I'm in no pain and don't feel hungry at all

this guy.

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you may want to talk to your doctor about that

Nothings changed with my meds and I've only noticed this drop in a petite over the last 2 days

The guy I hooked up with is coming to my town for some fun.
I am excited.

You need to get more then. bae

Things I want right now

Sex

Eggnog

Not much else

I know that feeling.

same

fucking eat something, its not normal to spend 12+ hours without food and not feel hungry

I AM IN A CAR

Anyhow my break is almost over. I have to drive back now.

Later~!

get your mum to stop off at a garage and get you a god damned pasty so your stomach acid doesnt eat away at your stomach lining

I'm with my case manager not my mom

bribe her with hot tranny dick

you have to be hot in order to do that

that's really great squash

if I had someone to sleep with I might sleep more.

see ya

I CANNOT FUCK MY CASE WWORKER THAT WOULD EM E BE VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND BREAK SOCIAL BROWNIES N SHIEET

I'd likely still get laughed out of french conversations with my pronunciation at times


lates


Perfect, that's something I can more than fix plus tiring you out

I intend to fuck every psychiatrist I'm assigned.


I don't.
But I don't try to speak it aloud very often.

I don't remember most, barely enough to understand a conversation between two french speakers.

This track.
Has been haunting me all day.

give her the D
you know you want to

I've found once a french person actually gets going in french, I can barely even pick out what I do know

I bribe all the cops with my dick.

...

You poor thing. You should do that more often.

That's it.
I don't try to consciously recognize words.

I just kinda... know.

bribe police?

Yeah but you are smart, I however am only half that at best :^)

Bribe black police with your delicate lily white boypussy

With your delicate lily white boipussi

I reject the notion that I am any more intelligent than the next sap.

im sure it'd work out very well

I doubt I set the bar too high but you are in fact quite smart

???

Me too.

You seem far too eager to let everyone know every detail of your life to be even slightly introverted.

tiring me out? lewd... so what are you up to, mister spoilers?

i noticed on the Velocious Threads list that the coloured hearts in the OP really stick out. people should do that more. not necessarily faggy hearts, but colourful symbols

Why don't you think you're smarter?


Watching the zoo and chatting here, just finished dinner. How bout you Cups?

just playing solo q ranked overwatch because I hate myself apparently.
fun stuff. do you have a discord by any chance?

I dunno.
I just don't feel "smart."

There's a lot of things I don't know or understand.

lol thanks

Oh.
That was you not who I assumed.

I should pay attention next time.
Nah, you're not as bad as how critical I was being would suggest, I dunno.

I do not, discord bogged my computer the one time I used it solo q means you are gonna have a bad time


There's a lot even the smartest people don't understand yet

would you take the bribe

I guess they aren't very smart either, neh?

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MandyAndMoogsInAFewYears?

...

...

oh, who did you think i was?

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sauce pls

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...

Like I said.
I didn't pay any attention.
Just glimpsed the image and replied.

If you count it like that

Harvard peeps asked me for more info about myself


hahaha okay that makes sense

fun stuff and at least youre one of the honest onesi think

Hiya

how suggestive

I guess.


I try to be.
Dishonestly really doesn't suit me.

...

M-maybe.

What's up rin?

yeah it's definitely not going well. I don't really care though. not like I have anything else to do

youre being bad

Me? Never..

O-oh.... I see how it is...

Not much, hbu?

Just woke up and I feel horrible

I guess I'll just go with slightly extroverted then
ty

Hows it hangin?


I know this feel all too well

Ouch.
Wanna talk?


No problem, though it was a misunderstanding.

Sorry for that.

been kind of a bad day. not sure why.

It's mostly just grogginess from waking up

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On my phone love

...

It's the coffee girl image that actually says 'I need my coffee!"

Oh, will it get any better?


I'm sorry Cups, I wish it wasn't

HARVARD WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS
I'M NOT AN ADDICT I SWEAR

Dude they're just going to call me a fucking nerd

Coffee is gross

not like it's your fault.

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In the heat of the moment, when fear has you frozen
You’re crashing and burning, when life’s at its coldest
Don’t fall too far from who you are
They can cut us but we’ll wear our scars
In the heat of the moment, when fear has you frozen
You’re crashing and burning, when life’s at its coldest
Don’t fall too far from who you are
Try to tear us apart but know that we’ll wear our scars