Why do normalfags insist that this is the end-all, be-all of farm simulators? I...

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Bland, boring trope characters that rely on drug abuse and mourning of loved ones to attempt to be 'deep' or multi-dimensional
Shitty livestock system where the livestock never ever die and breeding is entirely based on a slight chance of pregnancy, and ultimately worthless
Terrible plot revolving around 'hurr durr corporations r bad'
Your kids are just glorified pets you click once a day
The only thing it really adds is gay marriage and a little more customization

Why do normalfags insist that this is the end-all, be-all of farm simulators? I keep hearing these faggots say it's the 'spiritual successor' to Harvest Moon and surpasses it in 'nearly every way.'

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Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Why do normalfags insist that this is the end-all, be-all of farm simulators?

Because they're replicants that repeat the information that they're fed. Why make a thread about a question you already know the answer to?

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

The same reason why Undertale gets so much praise, they don't actually play videogames.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Why do you care about someone's opinion when they make the claim that anything is the end-all, be-all of something?

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Don't remind me, user.
LISA is a rip-off of Undertale!
No, LISA came first, Undertale is a rip-off of LISA!
Never a mention of the Mother series in these arguments
I truly want these normalfags out of my hobby.

Because I am a pitiful person that thrives on hatred of others.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Is the monstergiro mod finished?
Anyone got a link?

Logan Phillips
Logan Phillips

Actually caring for livestock
Not just abandoning a random living being in a ranch by itself
then coming back days later to collect fresh milk and eggs dropped on the floor and slaughter 20+ defenseless creatures
or
Planting whatever seeds you have on your farm
make sure they aren't cursed tough
have a pile of scarecrows in a corner
return days later to collect not only vegetable and fruit, but ore and magical artifacts

Elona is really the best farm sim

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Lel just recently got into Harvest Moon and was looking into this game. What am I better off playing, this or HM and which is the best HM?
Are there mods that fix what your points?

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

Never a mention of the Mother series in these arguments
implying MOTHER isn't a rip-off of Dragon Quest

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Whoops, wrong image

Ryder James
Ryder James

Did she die?

James Edwards
James Edwards

The only SV mods that exist are reskins because the only people that make mods for it are shitty hipsters that don't know much more than how to overwrite a portrait file.

The best HM games are Friends of Mineral Town/More Friends of Mineral Town and A Wonderful Life/Another Wonderful Life. You have to be careful about the latter two, though, because the PS2 port was terrible and every port since has been based off that port. The gamecube is the only way to play it properly.
Though they're all good up until Tale of Two Towns. Then it gets to shit and is far more grindy and bland.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

The only SV mods that exist are reskins because the only people that make mods for it are shitty hipsters that don't know much more than how to overwrite a portrait file.
lel, not surprised this is the game that attracts those types.
Friends of Mineral Town/More Friends of Mineral Town and A Wonderful Life/Another Wonderful Life
So they sold the same game twice only difference is your male and female? Is the dynamic that much different it's worth playing?

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Harvest Moon 64 is my favorite one

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Is the dynamic that much different it's worth playing?
Just depends on who you want to play and who you want to marry. I'm sure they got plenty of money from little girls that wanted to be girls. They stopped it later on, though.
You should also look into Animal Parade. You can have two children and have your spouse and your children help on the farm. It's comfy if you can get past the kind of annoying music and the fact it takes in-game hours to get anywhere because the plots of land are so needlessly big.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Don't forget they have a nigger and a coal-burner in it. The worst part is that you don't get to whip or lynch the nigger or get to see the whore get beaten by the nigger in a fit of rage. Anyone know if there is a mod implementing that?

Owen Young
Owen Young

The only SV mods that exist are reskins
Guess you haven't discoved SMAPI mods..

Its a simple but fun game, good for an hour here and there.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

Change your hairstyle to a few more different things!
Here's some cheats that make you have infinite stamina and makes everything in the game spawn!
Yeah, SMAPI mods aren't anything special, faggot.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

13210444(checkity checked)
You could always die of stuff like overweight damage if you're not paying attention while planting stuff. I've actually no idea what situation that pic makes fun of.

What happens to me often is that I get a bunch of guavas or lechos or some other specific shit from my farm that rots halfway trough the way to the nearest village before I can sell it.
So I have a cooking pot ready there to have a small banket with the party members with everything they can eat until they're all bloated.

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

declaring random shit about people's tastes onvideo games
giving a shit what other people think this much

Go away back to cuckchan.

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

Why the fuck are you even so angry, pent up or something?

I've only used cheats for convenience and to gain unobtainable stuff like these; stardewvalleywiki.com/Weapons#Unobtainable_Weapons

In all honesty, Stardew is also very moddable, if you feel so disapointed by this why not mod it to be more like harvest moon..

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

The leftshit tendency to take something old and revered and FAG IT UP(TM) for the new generation is really starting to bother me. I don't know what personality trait these people have where they feel the need to pervert things, but I don't have it.
How could they see what was good in the art but then still decide to smear shit on it? It really makes me mad.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

There's a mod making everyone white that triggered people

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

How much of this is more than just basic mods, though? What does 'better ranching' do?

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

It's on PC. I think HM/SoS fucked up hard by dedicating themselves only to the 3ds as it meant they would never get that free wacky streamer advertising this got. Though that might not have happened anyways as the crowd for this tends to hate Japanese games. Also it has gay marriage, race mixing, the usual tumblr poz that a small but very vocal community has been trying to force in HM for years, so it got a ton of press for that.

The harvest moon/story of seasons devs are aware of the fact that this pozzed piece of shit sold over a million copies while their games at best sold 200,000. This is probably going to have a negative effect on their future titles.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Its gonna take ages to list every mod i have, if curious just look the folder name like so; Stardew Valley FOLDERNAME

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/859/?

I also compiled various texture mods to suit my preference since most of them weren't compatible.

fyi other site has more mods than nexus; community.playstarbound.com/resources/categories/stardew-valley.22/

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

this is not the end-to-rule -them-all farming-simulator, you autist faggot, this is comfy country life simulator
now go rage somewhere else…

Jose James
Jose James

Do you have a Cheetos fetish, user?

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

While their games at best sold 200,000
Xseed's localized version of SoS sold 160,000 in NA and the original sold 256,000 in JP. How many sales were there of SV? You'd probably also have to take into account how cheap SV is, especially in the Steam Sales and bundles. I hope they don't get too stupid. …Or maybe just stupid enough to make their recent games better. I'd like SV-style customization.

Texture mods
The 'better ranching' mod is just some stupid thing that adds an icon
You really don't know what decent modding even is, do you? This is basic stuff that doesn't change anything.

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

Thanks.

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Not interested in arguing for the sake of arguing. Godamn, you are one angry faggot.

Carter King
Carter King

Aside from your projecting–

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Xseed's localized version of SoS sold 160,000 in NA and the original sold 256,000 in JP.

That's good if true. I stand by the devs having fucked up hard not considering a PC release though.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Yeah. I don't understand the Jap hatred of PCs. Why are they so fucking retarded? It's bad enough they've abandoned consoles. The best HM games were all console.

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Dont play the game, silly.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

The harvest moon/story of seasons devs are aware of the fact that this pozzed piece of shit sold over a million copies while their games at best sold 200,000

None of the Harvest Moon games are on PC, so why are you comparing sales?

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

Yeah. I don't understand the Jap hatred of PCs

Typing is hard enough for English-speakers, I guess it turns into a nightmare when your entire keyboard is written in moon.

Ethan King
Ethan King

Its a meme.
When you stay awake too long, your character falls alseep to skip to the next day.
she fell asleep while planting crops.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

I-I don't think she is sleeping, user. And are those birds actually vultures?

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

I got Stardew Valley from Humble Monthly, and all it made me want to do was uninstall and play Harvest Moon SNES on an emulator.

I don't know how they could make the farming so intentionally tedious in a game that ripped everything off a game that did it right 20 years ago.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

RUNE FACTORY 4 IS THE BEST ONE

EVERYTHREAD

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

She is sleeping. Shut up.

;_;

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

I still prefer 3, even though 4 is objectively better. There was a shit ton more content for sure in 4 but the story and characters just don't compare.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

My hope is Marvelous copy the farm customisation and add that into the next Story of Seasons, that was the only enjoyable aspect I found in SV.
And maybe they will actually releases SoS 2 on PC when they make it.

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

the story and characters just don't compare.
No kidding. I just wanted to own a farm in the corner of the town, not become an advisor to a goddamn dragon. I can't even remember the names of anyone in 4 except for Xiao Pai, Lin Fa and Arthur.

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

I just want another Sci-fi version of harvest moon.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

I'm with this user.
In 4 the mechanics got better, but the waifus were shit.
I couldn't be assed to continue playing after getting the "first ending".
Elona is a better life sim in anyways.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innocent_Life:_A_Futuristic_Harvest_Moon
There's this, but no waifus.

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

Adds Leah to the game, but not a Rachel
Can't do Polygamy
Instead adds gay marriage and you discover that you're cucked out of first girl by a black guy immediately after starting the game.
Go date mulatto girl
Can't even turn your farm into Monticello with dozens of black slave children
2/10, most pozzed game ever.

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

I didn't think undertale gameplay-wise was bad at all, I thought the reason the hivemind here is against it was because of SJW stuff

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

wait a fucking second
how come a japanese game about farming has no rice fields? the brick fireplace, the restaurant's western menu, the canon english names of the girls…
holy shit what the fuck, it was a japanese fantasy about life on a western farm all along?

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

same reason nearly everyone in anime is euro-centric and white

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

It's a game for westaboos user

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

and A Wonderful Life/Another Wonderful Life.
Well that's just wrong back to nature for the PS1 is the best Harvest Moon.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

no waifus
How do you fuck up a Harvest Moon game that much? That's like half the game right there.

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

what would a weeaboo harvest moon be like?

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

I hope you like rice and yams.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

One of my favorite games in the past few years. Full comfy. The only thing I don't like is running around giving gifts to these faggots.

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

I'm glad you fucked up. I wanna try that.

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

that image
even the name is stolen, he just ran it through a thesaurus.
Cave. Story.
Under. Tale.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

You guys just fucking love taking tweets of his out of context, do you? Same shit happened when he joked about the metascore for Undertale being higher than MGSV and this is when everyone here still thought MGSV was amazing

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

lesbians you can kill
murder everyone
self insertion protagonist
forced
We're not immune to mental illness. We have a kike for a board leader.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

pile of scarecrows
Is it important to do that?

Nolan White
Nolan White

My question is will Sakuna have depth in its farming mechanics or am I gonna have to play it as pure brawler?
You shitting me? The gameplay is a half baked shump for people with poor motor skills.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Humble Monthly
You should kill yourself

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

They're sparrows attracted to the spilled seeds. Birds eat seeds if they have any chance to, which is why farmers need scarecrows in the first place.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

That's a goof. Wasting the chance of sleeping in a proper bed and getting those sweet potentials just so you can plant more…

Huh. I heard they were useful to have in a farm, the more the merrier. I don't usually look stuff up for elona, just gather info from anons in threads and other shit.
Searched it up, and apparently they make it harder for random agressive animals to spawn in your farm.
The thing is, I've never seen stray animals in my farm and some folks are saying that scarecrows don't work and are just placebo.
I'll keep mine either way.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Because normals are fucking morons.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Japanese are extremely packed in tight spaces, so they'll naturally avoid anything bigger than a phone.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

I could swear there was a Japanese themed Harvest Moon, but there are too many games I am too lazy to find it. it was probably on the DS, but I am not sure.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Undertale was a bigass walking simulator but it didn't really try to pretend to be anything else. It's half-baked as hell, but what's actually there is good, especially the music. Hive-mind here is against it because in general the hive-mind stops listening after hearing "SJW", so they hear "gay pandering" but not the bit afterwards about "all the gays are played for laughs". Also the original sin of conflating a game with its fanbase after the latter goes bad due to forced popularity, and oh god if we allow discussion of thing we're INVITING THE UNDESIRABLES IN BAN IT.

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

Undertale was a bigass walking simulator
Yeah, except every battle using unique mechanics…

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

The battles were twenty-second puzzles outside of bosses if playing pacifist and five-second RPG fights if playing genocide or killing whatever you came across. I really liked the entire battle system but difficulty didn't seem to approach a satisfactory level until hard-mode, and then I got blueballed because Toby was lazy and put the game out without it.

John Young
John Young

So are chinks and gooks, but PC gaming is popular there.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

Still makes it not a walking simulator. You can't just use "walking simulator" as shorthand for "that game I don't really like that has lesser 'gaming' components than I thought it should" like normalfags and actual children use "autism" for every fanbase they don't like. Walking simulator has a definition, and it's not a flexible one.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

farm simulator
This is what an actual farm simulator looks like. Harvest Moon and its ilk are social/management RPGs. Get it right already.

Jason White
Jason White

Friends of Mineral Town pisses away all its mechanical improvements on the fact that it has zero ending or goals to actually test yourself over and make it a game. Back to Nature has fucking terrible isometric controls. A Wonderful Life is a basketcase of bad grinding ideas.

The most balanced Harvest Moon is easily Harvest Moon 64. Whether it was accidental or capturing lightning in a bottle, Victor/Marvelous utterly failed to recapture what made it good despite rehashing the series biyearly for decades.

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Because they never played SimFarm.

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Back to Nature has fucking terrible isometric controls
And 64 doesn't?

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

Where are the porn mods?
I want to make tneder love to penny.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

On PC
Mod support
Porn and waifu mods
But I guess its shit because its not Japanese.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

simfarm
My patrician nigger.

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Why do normalfags insist that this is the end-all, be-all of farm simulators?

Same reason as always, they have no taste plus Reddit/Youtubers/Streamers shill the game and boom, everyone buys it. Emperors new clothes over and over and over again. But I'm glad that we can all agree that this game is boring trash.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Correct. When you press up you actually travel up in it.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

But where are the waifus, user!?

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

Not in Stardew Valley, that's for sure.

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

I still don't understand if they do it on purpose or if they're simply incompetent.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

I got thank SV, because of people like that I earned 80$ making custom sprites and nude portraits.

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

The maps are still fucked isometrically.

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

How's your one man project coming along?

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

And it's not generally a problem. The complaint is about the awful controls, not the perspective.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Yes, if you ignore all the battles and gameplay, sure, it's a walking simulator. That also applies to every other game.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

penny is waifuable.

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

The perspective makes it a hassle to play so I'd tend to lump it under controls.

Zachary White
Zachary White

you guys
/out/index.html

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Is that from an actual mod?

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

trailer trash

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

No, her mother is trailer trash, penny is trying to get a better life, loves books and is the closest thing to a teacher there is for the kids in the town.

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

Don't think so, there was a guy called Blargsnarf (I think) who made SV porn. A lot of which was animated.
We seriously need more porn though, I want Sebastian's NEET ass

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Wasn't there a thing at some point where people thought she was blind?

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Id like to try out porn mods, but dont know if they even exist.
Dont know man, the only thing i know that is controversial about her is when people thought she cheated on the player but the dev made clear that it is an actual missunderstanding and nothing happened.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Because they haven't seen what cookinganon is cooking up in the adgd threads.

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Trailer trash and you have to feed her precious stones to even get her attention. Clearly she's a gold digger, after pumping out a few kids she's going to take half your farm.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

But thats bullshit in all ways, i mostly give her mayonese and spring forage.

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

That's not what she loves, its what she tolerates. Diamonds and emeralds are what she really wants.

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

And peaches, and its not tolerate but like.
You can see that when you marry her, she mostly just helps around the house, get a job at the museum and reads books on her free time, how is that beign a gold digger?

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

You serious mate?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/topalltime/?adult=1
Go wild. Nexus is mostly porn mods so have fun looking around, but a couple good ones:
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/35/?
Nude portraits, since the overworld sprites are small.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/341/?
Monster girls. Should say theres also ones for sexy farm equipment that turns shit like furnaces and mayo machines into people but I think they're all men.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/247/?
Anime nudes if you prefer
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/326/?
Sexy Pam, why not.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/986/?
Sexy plants. Has an alternate version somewhere.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/971/?
Even the fucking dwarf.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/628/?
Screw scarecrows, put women on posts to guard your farm.

And for the faggots
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/791/?
All the bachelors wank, and I think makes Sebastian and Sam fuck.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/469/?
And fuck Alex.

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

You serious mate?
Yeah my man, im terrible when it comes down to modding and dont know much about them, thanks alot though.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

No problem mate. If you want serious mods its on that site too, but as other anons said most mods are really basic or only art changes.
I do vaguely remember seeing one that was supposed to add a new area with like a diner and gas station plus NPCs but I never got it to work.

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Nigger how new are you?

Holla Forums is half the reason this game was ever relevant.

You know why?
MUH WAIFUS
Every thread was arguments over which pixel bitch was the best and it was a bunch of pathetic 15 years olds jerking off to their waifu.

No discussion of the game mechanics of course.
I saw this game when it first came out and my thoughts were always
Oh look a Harvest Moon game
Oh they decided to focus on the dating elements instead of anything intresting

I lost interest immediately but I already knew when some sweaty faggot found it he would bring it here for some other sweaty faggots to project their need for female interaction on incredibly shallow and boring female characte

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

You got to think about the post-game meta. She's taking the kids and half the farm and moving in with Elliott.

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Yeah, now i see what i was doing wrong in nexusmods, i had the adult content blocked for some reason.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

If only you weren't full of shit. Nice bait.

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

How is that post game meta?
That is fanfiction by your part, penny is very shy, has only 3 friends and does not waste your money (apart from buying milk and random groceries), works by herself, helps you around the farm and most of her free time is spent reading.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

The japanese village in Tale of Two Towns?

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Ur baitingg!1111
No I'm not you're fucking new as hell from not knowing something that occurred only 6 months ago.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

This one goes to you m80.

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

I remember, in that village, you could buy an upgrade to your farm that allowed you to have rice paddies. So you could go full Nippon in that one if you wanted to. Of course there was also the borderline-cowboy ranching town to accompany it. I think the Harvest Moon games have a Western aesthetic because the West simply has a much stronger farming culture than mountainous land-limited Japan. I guess it's easier to imagine farming "the American way" being more fun and fulfilling.

Anyway I did like the farming in Stardew Valley somewhat even if it wasn't anything special, but the characters (and their art) certainly suck, and the Rune Factory combat felt shoehorned and half-baked and was just incredibly tedious bullshit in a game filled with tedious bullshit. The crop game is okay but the ranching was plain bad, and I'm still left longing for a game that has more depth to the farming mechanics but without going full Farming Simulator. Stardew had some nice ideas, like the artisan goods. I appreciate being able to have your own bee farm or brewery, but everything in the game is paper-thin in implementation. And the dev still hasn't added the promised multiplayer yet. Instead he's been working on the translations so as to expose his social justice bullshit to the world at large.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Sure buddy.
You have to go back.

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

why do people people enjoy this decent game??????????????fucking retards am i right

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

yeah, "you guys". are you saying you have a feminine penis

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

not gay

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

he has ntr fantasies about harvest moon valley

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

Its not decent its a incredibly shallow harvest moon and that's saying something.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

sexy plants
sexy dwarf

James Morgan
James Morgan

I haven't even played the game but I can already tell George is best girl.

Owen Long
Owen Long

There is nothing wrong with wanting to raise attractive plants

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

Theres so many tree puns that can be made here.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

he didn't make a single one
I'll go out on a limb and say you should make like a tree and leave. Branch out and bore other boards perhaps.

Christian Long
Christian Long

I try to not make shitty puns but
Nice wood
Do me in my knothole
Nice pussy, willow
She's pretty pear shaped

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

It's no pulp when I say you're acting wooden. Live a little and stop being so squared.

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

Not every Japanese farm grows rice just like not every Irish farm grows potatoes.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

I've only played a couple of Harvest Moons, like I Wonderful Life, and they're good. So is Stardew Valley. If you're looking for a lighthearted farming Sim, you can't go wrong with either one.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Penny is a cheating whore.

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

Anyone else miss rival marriages? I don't think there's been any since Animal Parade.

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

I thought the reason the hivemind here is against it was because of SJW stuff
No, the game got solid attention here near launch and the shitpost brigade is a direct result of it being trendy to shit on the game, people who realized it really isn't all that and a bag of chips, and the desperate desire to go as far away from furryshit as humanly possible.
Has there been any progress on the archive? It seems like even the beta is down now. Having it gone is pretty frustrating because I can't full-cap thread after thread of actual game discussion to debunk the inevitable "no one ever liked undertail" shitposting. Based on my 'general' folder, the threads I'm referring to were somewhere between the "discovery" of those absurd children games sites and bloodborne shitflinging threads, which should coincide roughly with the game's release date.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

It's not just that "bug" where she doesn't come home at night when you're married. It's also her 8 heart event where you find out she's been hanging out alone with another guy in trees, and he's been picking her up and putting her in them. And you don't even find out unless you select the right dialogue options and the naive little boy tells you, which Penny responds to by freaking out and telling him to shut up. She could have been waifu material, but the dev made her a cheating bitch. Haley is a stuck up slut, Leah is used goods, Abigail is a vocal feminist and a product of cuckoldry.

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

Also there's a half black girl you can marry. The dev went to lengths to make sure there was no pure virtuous wife available in the village.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Just wait 2~3 years and i will give you guys the best farm sim with deep mechanics you ever seen

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

DRM-free Linux port
Oh boy!

Mono
Oh boy.

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

I still want a harvest moon type game except that it's farming with porn and waifus on the side.

Sadly what you're up to doesn't seem like what I'm after.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

there will be plenty waifus, but no porn

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

Just a segway but I find that porn really does make games better due to the sort of community and mods it creates. It can keep a game going far beyond it's lifespan that way.

Tyler Howard
Tyler Howard

I like how it looks, user. Don't give up.

If he makes it mod friendly, everyone can mod in their own preferred flavor of degeneracy.

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

I left my job to do this, burning my savings, i can't give up even if i wanted now

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

Implying Penny isn't virtuous and pure

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

She's the closest to it but that whole bit with ♪♪Penny and Sam(?) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪♪ when you're starting to be romantic ruins it. Especially how she responds when the kid tells you about it, totally guilty.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

♪♪First comes love, then comes mar-raige♪♪
♪♪Then comes a baby in a baby car-raige♪♪

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

but no porn
At least put some cheese cakes, user…

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Goodbye, stomach lining.
Hello, emergency room!

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

Oh they decided to focus on the dating elements instead of anything intresting

Wouldn't say the dev focused on anything in particular. Everything feels underwhelming and it tries to do too much.

The dating elements are merely a distraction from the monotony of the rest of the game. After you get through a single year, you've pretty much seen everything in the game there is to see and everything else is just a repeat.

Farming is basically, dig some holes and water the plants every day, which makes up for most of the gameplay. That gets old fast so you get sprinklers to do your work for you. Then what?

Raise animals? They grate on you a lot, especially if you have 8 chickens and you need to drop some hay and the cunts block you and just won't let you get to the feeder. My game itself may have been bugged but the auto-feeder has never worked for me. Not even after making sure my silo(s) were full.

You go mining? You've probably gotten everything you need from mining after the farm is self sufficient by this point.

Combat? It just gets in the way of mining.

Fishing? That's terribly boring and a shit mini game that again, gets old real fast.

You try and grow every possible crop and get all the produce/items possible? Which would just amount to you letting your farm do the work or going back to fishing/mining.

The only time the game is slightly different is with NPC interactions, which by and large is reduced to about 10 text boxes most per season.

Not to mention that it's quite ironic that your character leaves his boring repetitive job in an office to do a boring repetitive day job in a field.

I get there's only so much one guy can make when creating a game but it shouldn't mean that it's held up as one of the best games ever made.

But the whole waifu appeal definitely made extra bucks for the devs. It always does. I'd understand it if the story was more fleshed out or the character development wasn't just tied to a few cutscenes and whether or not you gave someone the right kind of mayonnaise. The waifu aspect is like a visual novel for people who don't like reading. I don't think everyone who played the game played it for the waifu's, but it more than likely started out as Harvest Moon nostalgia, which then morphed into waifus.

The game itself is okay I guess. It kept me occupied for a while, but that's about it. I was occupied. I can't really say I had a good time with it. It's not the worst thing I've ever played but it just did nothing for me. It's probably not to my taste, but I don't really see how it could be to anyone's other than they see potential beyond what was actually delivered.

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

It was confirmed by the dev that it is all a misunderstanding and she does not cheat on the player.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

4 had the best waifu though.

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

Scarecrows don't actually make a difference.
Fortunately, Violent Garden now exists to let you repel farm invaders on a farming-centric character.

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

I will just wait for webm related

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

they don't actually play videogames.
To elaborate, it's not just that they don't play video games, but that they don't play many games. They are casuals and normalfags. They play what's popular or what is the current trend, and whatever that is tends to be watered down, derivative, simplistic, or more focused with the illusion of sophistication than the actual execution of something truly rewarding to play.

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

Looks amateur as hell.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

It's not that undertale was some sort of a bad experience but the fans overhyped it for no reason, yes the story is pretty nice but when they call it best game in whole universe, they are essentially being huge faggots.

It's no joke, it's a proper concern, yes the race mixing is not completely new, it just happened once in while in games with a grandiose story of how "I a soldier from the foreign land met this tribal woman & cue us getting married" but race mixing in generalised sense is just Tumblr fagging not to mention the gay marriage is just degeneracy, I won't even mind one or say two faggots in my RPG games, but really? Trip fagging and all that "gay are humans too, we all should get Christian marriage even though it is against us, and normal men are cunts even though they let us all live while we give them shit non stop" it is just agenda all over again, heck their was even a debate by those vocal Tumblr fags if Fire emblem should have gay character and this is not from recent development, their has been years of bitching by all the Fujo whores hungry for yaoi degenaracy.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

yes the story is pretty nice
it's a childish "love and peace" story with less nuance than a pop-up book.

heck their was even a debate by those vocal Tumblr fags if Fire emblem should have gay character
Well there is one in Fire Emblem Echoes so I guess they won.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Fucking this.

I played the game this year. I actually had a bunch of fun with it. But there's just no point in playing post year 1. There isn't much replayability either unlike Beth games, as shit as the newer ones are.