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What were you "but..."ing about on Discord, Luka?
ah yeah those are prolly garbage
when I was 16 we had government health tests etc. those are pretty official.
iunno though,
it is however kinda handy to know where you stand anyhow.
That sucks.
I hate you so much, Luka
W-What?!
That's why I kind of want to ask my GP if I can have a psych eval.
Honestly all of those shitty waifu fuel characters make up the objective worst character.
What are you up to?
lewding is fun. if I had more chances I'd be fucking someone every other day
that pic looks so depressed, at least I'm not that small.
>/////
I'm being a fatass and actually eating today.
small dicks are fun tho
Penis size is measured while erect anyway.
How're you today?
fuck, meant to spoiler
There's no hurt in that.
if you do, be critical of their judgement though.
after my test and some very poor grades they thought I was depressive because my parents divorced. even though those things have zero connection, I had poor grades solely cause lazy.
dat ratchet
Oh, what are you eating?
Confused
Can we start a petition to send Fish back to /lewd/ or will they not take him back?
I ate half a medium pizza. First meal since Sunday I think.
still bigger than that tho
I'm a slut for girls and trans girls but they aren't sluts for me.
I never came from /lewd/
How many toppings?
At least 3 right?
I don't think you should be proud of being a slut. Just saying.
sex is fun tho
can you carry on going after you cum? i remember being able to before i started ejaculating proper
I'm aware.
Laziness, and general loss of motivation can both be caused by depression.
Why?
Just pep and mushroom.
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no I can't, like, at all. I gotta have a little while to recharge.
I got female orgasms out of HRT tho so it's worth.
It shouldn't be one of the few things your capable of.
Like I don't remember if it was you who showed me their psyche eval, but I think it was you.
So close to being a good pizza
because
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I love my penis.
I like gotta be really careful now. the last time I interfered with a topic like this on someone I know it didn't end well.
yuh, however that was some time ago.
I have female orgasms without hrt
morning
wussup
lucky you
thinking aboutadjustments.... possibly..
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I recover from orgasms really quickly.
Because why?
How do you mean?
Fair enough.
I hope one day I will get the chance to bump you right in your stupid face, you piece of shit.
Been playing OW all morning with Cup.
Now I'm chilling before work.
pencil dicks are fine too
sucks, i miss shooting pre and being able to just carry on fapping
Almost instantly, really.
Wow. Neko picked up on the Luka hate after I stopped.
I can't say it
how about you?
fuck stuff
i just stopped
fun*
someone text me if it gets interesting in here.
toodles~
Stopped what?
this is getting lewd.
I showed it. I'm much better at one on one than I am with groups.
it's so much better and it's like it goes through my whole body and I actually moan really loud but I only get them when someone else is doing the work for me, can't get them jacking off.
nope
ill win
sleeping
i was distracted
I think I made it worse and couldn't be there to help.
most regrettable thing I've ever done.
Tell me on steam.
I'm doing alright, I suppose.
Can I sext you if it doesn't?
I see.
Fair enough.
In your filthy faggot dreams
Ah. I get ya.
Any plans?
Why can't you find a job that you only work with like one person at a time then?
Like I know there are some call jobs where you literally sit home with a headset and call people all day.
its never lewd enough
michael mentioned a movie marathon though i wouldn't be surprised or upset is he just played his videogame
that is no better than regular customer service
if*
fuck
Because that would take effort
Here I am.
I missed you
it was half useful though, I learned that I can't just fix anything.
what dreams?
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take a seat fam
Well hopefully you guys can do that.
like i said i dont really mind either way
At home call center jobs pay between 7 and 15 an hour.
You literally just have to stay home and be able to speak to a single person at a time while reading a script.
It may be customer service, but it's not like you're in a store surrounded by others.
Probably the ones where you aren't lonely
there is a lot more to that situation than you imply.
yo
Whos is that?
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Most things in that regard can't just be "fixed."
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
What's up
I know now. but I was stupid.
probably still am.
We should watch something sometime.
someone from the internet
there are also quotas and paperwork
if you're lucky you can mostly do email work
i dont like anything you like and you dont like anything i like
Fucking degenerates.
I enjoyed a few of your movies.
I just got home from work and i'm raping my ear drums with loud metal and texting some guy about my car.
I like this one a lot more.
Is Swedish Fish really that disabled to the point to where they can't handle call logs and basic numbers?
It seems like they're capable enough to manage that if they can manage the stress of complex interpersonal sexual relationships.
those would be nice...
;~;
iunno im speaking for myself and whatever my mother bitches to me about regarding her day job
I don't know. Word is they raped someone or something so I doubt they have the stability to handle that shit.
Sounds like a nice time
Who is that
I'm sure they would
yeah, i imagined you would
Its alright.
I drank an energy drink and then at a massive burrito so I feel kinda sick.
see
do you have any?
This ones less appealing somehow.
Oh okay.
I understand. She works for a call center?
Well... this just got a lot more confusing.
I can imagine
burritos are disgusting
Where you aren't lonely? Nope.
my combination collection of butt pics with small dicks is fairly small
for like a specific chain of stores, yes
Eh.
- 5 points
Its always better when they write my name on them self.
They feel gross in my mouth and look like shit wrapped in a tortilla
you dont have dreams? :c
I laughed too hard at this
I have them all the time
lel
What state do you live in? I've always lived pretty close to mexico.
Somebody make me a Pizza Steve folder.
Michigan
I wish it happened more often.
if only
This probably plays a big part in your mexican food being shit.
If ONLY some qt would change that.
fam, i havent had a proper shave in ages, and ive put on half a stone in the last few months because of inactivity
There's a place down the road that makes the best tacos I ever had. Really cheap too but it's too far to walk ;~;
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I'm gonna start working out again next month, you should do it too.
Gorse.
yeah but do you eat the ass
Eat my ass, Moogs.
Want to find out?
Tacos are alright but they aren't as good as burritos.
fortunately i can have you both
Blasphemy
You take that back right now
Unfortunately you can't have us both
Really now?
are you making me choose
i cant blank post the both of you
no
Yes. I'm a one man kinda gal
OMG I JUST SAW A SQINKIES DEW DROPS COMMERCIAL AND I KINDA WANT SOME
And Moogs is a one girl kind of man.
Squash just isn't a girl. :^)
Please
Blank post me.
persuade me
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even just for getting eaten out?
im not a man
you fuckers figure out what belongs to who
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i start uni again in a month, and im taking up sport fencing
given that ill be cycling for 40 minutes a day, and fencing for an hour on top of that, ill probably drop weight pretty fast. last time i had that amount of regular exercise i dropped 3 shirt sizes in 2 years, so 1 year like that should hopefully undo the last 3 years of sitting on my arse.
a best
I dunno. I thought I was being cool or soemthing. shutup
From XL to S?! What?!
you thought
90 minutes cycling every day on max gear, only slowing down for traffic lights
Are you asking me for head again? u///u
Thats sounds like it will burn a lot of fat.
I'm not sure what i'm gonna do but i'm gonna do something kinda hard.
Moogy. Pls just give me some attention pls.
Yeah, are you breaking?
i am metaphorically spurting my attention all over your face or something
No way!
i wasnt sure what i wanted to do for the longest time, but fencing is something i can really dig, so im gonna do that. hopefully this time next year ill actually be able to fence for shit, and not get my shit slapped every time sword breaks out the power swings and nearly dislocates my wrist with the force of the swing.
N-not in my hair~
it's somewhat out of my control. i'll wash it out if i have to
If you say so.
I did fencing once at a summer camp I went to when I was younger and I destroyed all the other little kids.
I thought you gave up anyways!
im probably going to prefer sabre, because i prefer cut focused swords, but foil and epee should at least improve my footwork and precision. i fucking suck at aiming and moving atm, but im slowly getting better at binding properly.
Maybe for a little bit but I changed my mind.
I always knew you would be good at sword fighting, just keep working at it.
Why?
Good cause my hair's expensive after Friday :p
damn straight nigga
Get cancer
are you getting it done or something
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I felt like it.
A natural born talent.
aint no such thing fam, gotta practice at that shit if you wanna git gud
I'm not even that good at it
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Yuh duder~ Gonna look super awesome.
what are you getting
i want to die mine an even brighter blond or grey
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I don't know that for a fact.
If you say so.
poor guy
Hmph
dont act like you dont enjoy it
I swear, I must only go on /g/ to laugh every day
sprucing up my layers and balayage and underlayer dye-job.
you will have to show me the results
And practice makes perfect anyways.
Hey I never said I didn't.
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There will be plenty of pictures. Saturday is the wedding so I'm getting all dressed up and stuff too ;p
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its always a good idea to get regular practice if you want to stay on top of your game
sucks that youre grounded big bro, maybe i could be your lewd tonight
It's improper to do such a thing in public
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Swedish Fish is a retard
ignore them
hate
hat that dude
I already corrected it so you're too late.
I'm a master sword fighter already though.
You should really get over this fear of yours.
hah fuck everything.
It's not a fear just a preference
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an unpracticed skill rusts and fades
no
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And i'm sure you act extremely lewd in private.
I guess so
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too bad you cant squirt, on twitch, moan, and squirm
only
lol wtf who said that
gotta practice erry day fam
Man, fur porn is kind of eh sometimes.
Only when I feel like it!
I will
Damn, you must feel like it a lot then.
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I mean like
I don't want to fuck someone
but I want to cuddle with someone and have them take control and get me in the mood to fuck them
Not clicking that.
What makes you say that?
do keep us updated on your progress
I don't want you to click it anyway
I duuno, are you saying i'm wrong?
How do I do that?
I'm talking about the webm you retard.
take pics of the results and well give you tips on how to improve
Pmuch the same thing, love.
Sexual offenses are considered especially heinous.
LETS GO SOLVE
SOME
CRIME♫
Not really
when I am in the mood
Jesus you are retarded.
There are far more retarded people in thread.
Most people here are either morons or lack personality.
It was a misunderstanding, dumbass. Stop overreacting.
I DON'T WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE
I WANT SOMEONE TO FUCK ME
SEMANTICS
RAGING DESIRE FOR LEWD
I lack personality :(
Maybe if you actually linked posts shit like this wouldn't happen
fucking imbecile
Or blatantly retarded.
Like people who have no sex drive and just wanna lewd everything.
That's literally still sex drive.
OKAY MAYBE I HAVE A SEX DRIVE BUT DON'T WANT TO MASTURBATE
How egotistical of you.
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Wow. Couldn't get all your thought out in one post.
Congrats.
It's not as if Fish is the most mentally stable.
see
YOUR ONLY MAKING MY SOUL CRAVE THE BP EVEN MORE
I know you have a hard time keeping up, but notice how I'm liking you.
It's ok to ask questions.
We won't make fun of you too much.
good, embrace the lewd
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Far better.
Doesn't mean they can't exercise even a little bit of critical thinking.
Clearly they're capable of at least a little bit of it if they've gotten a psych eval.
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tell me what you need fam and ill hook you up
Squash, help!
I do those too.
They all tell me I'm depressed, and have Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder.
35 years of C++ experience
id sooner fucking off myself
I should be a stable internet person and self-medicate for depression and OCPD, because internet tests say I have them.
Its nothing you haven't somewhat already seen.
uh huh, sure
?
(This is at Elma, not you Neko. I know you need the help.)
They are a poor base to know about yourself.
>N-no! I just want to stick my girl penis in dudes! That's no homo and what real girls do in heterosexual relations!
Why try become a girl if you don't like dick?
I was saying you weren't wrong
you know i cant get enough
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Stop being such a biggot, Girugamesh.
How does one gain personality?
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By posting generic anime girls apparently.
That is why I don't put stock in them.
Wow, what a bigot.
No, I was asking your actual input on the situation.
The Ellen show is almost on!
Waiting for this is suffering.
I want to become a lesbian girl.
But with a dick.
Learn what defines you and your interests and play off them in your interactions with others.
I can see why gays hate trannies tbh.
I'm not a bigot.
I have a Muslim, transwoman husband, and three black children.
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Sorry I walked into the other room and forgot the conversation.
It sure does seem that way.
I've tried that but people just wanna talk about Overwatch instead lol
you cant escape the boypussy
u no it bb
Fish could of probably been cute if he wasn't fat and crazy.
rt
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How I am in private
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It's like an even lazier Jabba the Hutt.
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kunt mutaeassib sakhif , watahtaj 'iilaa tathqif nafsak fi 'iilh wahid sahih . alaistimae 'iilaa alnnabi muhammad ( suli alllah ealayh wasallam ) , watueti linafsik 'iilaa nur alealam .
Trap x girl is purest
Man, like, I don't hate trannies for being trans.
Love a few of them to death.
What I hate is the ones that will act like vitriol little shits to others and try to act better than everyone, but if you misgender them or something you're the worse person ever. The idea that we need to coddle them is retarded. I'll treat anyone like a person as long as they act like one. But fuck these people that think being trans should be the only defining thing about them and that we all need to be super cool about it. From what I'm told HRT fucks with you in a lot of ways. And a lot of the trannies around here seem to only want attention or some shit.
I get that there is actual gender dysphoria or however you say it, but I also think a lot are in it for some special snowflake bullshit.
Well, to be fair you mostly do a lot of flirting.
I don't know many that are going to see much else if that's all you do.
i do
I don't think you hide it very well.
Jabba is pretty hot
Like people like Fish who never shut the fuck up about drugs, instabilities, and how girly they are even though they have the face of an unwashed rag can fuck off with that shit.
you know what must be done
I am a lot more open
Do I ?
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quick post your lewdest picture
feed me
Durka durka Muhammad jihad.
I have nothing innately against gay or tans.
I just have issue with the whole victim complex bullshit and the fact that basically not blowing tranny dicks is now homophobic or transphobic.
Hell, the whole debate about how "transphobic" it is to expect anything saying they're a girl to look like a girl and it's wrong to ever tell one they're hideous, which we do to everyone who isn't even trans.
I'm trying to sell my car right now though.
I have so many it's hard to choose
Maybe this one
You're an apostate.
Prepare to die for apostasy.
We are a religion of peace.
this kinda gave me a boner.
feeed me
I've seen tranny dick.
I don't want it honestly.
Medical science isn't far enough to make a convincing transgender have convincing genitals. Most trans people look kind of gross to me. This whole safe space bullshit is ridiculous.
I have to head to work.
Later, Gil.
Justice
Not me.
Minerva is best girl.
post tent
#dicksout4muhammad's7yearoldwife
Later.
That's the only way to get links though, really.
The majority here seem to be lewdies or vidya nerds which is fine I guess, but that ain't my jam.
what are the other ones?
Control your cocklust, i'm working.
Oh, he's gone now.
I NEED AN EMERGENCY TRANSFUSION OF GIRLDICK, STAT.
6 at marriage
9 when he took her virginity
Spread out across other folders
I don't really have a porn folder and I am too lazy to look for more
never
What a saint, waiting for 3 years after marriage!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FURRIES FAGGOT
I'm disappointed.
Well it was worth a shot.
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I'm sorry
I've never had a use for a porn folder
post tent and i promise ill stop with the furshit
Moogs, have you drawn anything lately?
Did you finish that comic?
besides, my arousal is replaced with infuriating annoyance
i will never finish it
Fishy, you should go out and get some friends~
Then why do you have all these things saved?
I thought about this cumming up.
Peaceful conquest of that ass.
oh stop being a drama queen
here, have a girl peen
Special occasions or I just like to use them with my avatars
But his "anxiety" totally prevents him from doing that. Or working.
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:(
Do you need help?
Pfft. I don't get it. I thought everyone has that and deals with it.
What are special occasions?
oops
oops indeed
shh you're asking too many questions
I didn't even know I had that until earlier today
I make friends online and transfer that to real life somehow
that is the most feminine penis I have ever seen
no im just one person so it takes me a while to get a page done
like i could rush it but then that'd be shitty
theres more where that came from
not quite on that level, but still plenty feminine
Pretty much everyone has it to some degree.
The ones that say "i cant work because muh anxiety" are just lazy fucks. There's plenty of jobs that require minimal human contact if that's such a big deal. They just don't particularly want those jobs or they see anything minimum wage as "beneath" them so they just make up more bullshit excuses as to why they can't work.
It happens.
You probably post lewd things at people in the thread.
you have instantly gone from awe to disapointment
better?
sadly not often enough
I was at tokai yesterday
What a hypocrite.
is that McStew'n'Brew on the right, the middle looks familiar
*pets*
I mean to be fair about the minimum wage being below them or whatnot, it doesn't help that people make fun of people with said jobs. For example, even though I make more than quite a few of my peers, I still get almost bullied just cause I work in fast food.
But the issue most definitely stems from laziness, absolutely. It's not like I started at my current wage. I just took the job because like you said- there's no contact with actual customers so I've found that I thrive in a kitchen type environment whether fast food or otherwise.
#anecdotal spiel
What is this place? Seems really nice!
no idea
its bittersweet to see someone without their spirit crushed yet
girlcocks general
now there's a fan favorite but hard to find
How?
tl;dr: You were competent human being despite your anxieties and your life is improving for it.
People post about nothing & everything
Mostly nothing
Because you'll do something like that but you won't suck my e-penis in thread.
i like dommy girls with subby dickgirls
Why do you say so? I've heard just nice things about it
Hybrids
The point is it's not hard to be a "competent human being" if you're not a lazy fuck.
I won't suck anyone's e-penis in the thread
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delicious androgyny and cocks
You're living a lie.
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Yeah, but who gives a shit if a job is stigmatized if it pays his goddamn bills instead of "sad:( lonely :(" pity parties hoping the gubbermint gives them money.
because the light will die down or whatever
what things did you hear
we're not all created equally
What do you want?
I'm not
From who..
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THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FETISH BUT NO GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH TRANS GIRLS AND IF THEY DO THEY'RE ALL SUBBY AS FUCK AND EVEN ALL THE TRANNIES ARE ALL FUCKING SUB AS FUCK. I AM A SUB BUT I'VE BEEN FORCED TO DOM EVERY TIME.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(((CAN'T WAKE UP)))
B-but bills are scary, sempai
You wouldn't know, idiot.
This is true, but like there's actual tards that are in the workforce doing more than some posters so...
good things
I'm getting sleepy
do you have a steam or something
you may possibly like this webm then
Don't we all
All kinds of interesting stories, like gory stuff, drama and other funny things u.u
Can't remember properly they had odd names
Hello~
Thumbs up and upboated
I do have one but you're not getting it.
not a lot of gore
she's pretty~
i'm just chilling here
and watching net flix
Oh well
I'm going to bed then
yamato-san is kawaii
I know exactly what she means when she says "that's too much" and I envy the thrill of having someone force me to cum in that way.
bye then
i fucking love that webm
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i want moar of her pls~
No gory stuff? Then how are you guys having fun here? What about the rest i mentioned anyways?
O3O
Congrats on being an adult and not having a parasitic existence!
This is in no way demeaning you since you have a decent wage but if the bar is set this low that "contributing" is all it takes to be substantially above average.
zero three zero?
Its a face o 3 o
usually make 'friends' and whatever goes along with that
yeah there is dumb drama all the time
I don't quite understand that second part, but yeah, it's sad that that's how it is around these parts. We've talked about this before.
303
New thread when
That part?
It was just reiterating I wasn't in anyway implying you're somehow sliding by standards are just that low and I was saying that it's decent by normal standards.
Daww~
:D
she's sooo cute and tiny! *snuggles*
Tbh luka.
Oh i see! I've heard things about someone named Bard do you know if he/she is a nice person to be friends with? ^^
im sure youll hit it off
I am Bard3
Bard is not around as he said his goodbye message to me.
I am pretty nice though, even tho my sister is MIA. Ohayo~
Hi, Bard pretending to be new.
New
Purrfect :3 i'll make sure to return and meet him properly then!
Hi Bard3! Are you his secretary or something? Just kidding you look fine...i have to leave now but i'll try to return soon so take care until i do