Most retarded things/stories you've done involving vidya

2 that I have
Eventually I stopped because I realized it was retarded and my phone lost my saves and data for it randomly anyways.
Another one I have was from when I was much younger

Let's hear your stories Holla Forums.

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I thought Bigfoot and Leatherface were actually in GTA SA and spent hours searching for them

Posting on Holla Forums

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Fucking why?

You're no fun.

A faggot like always.

Playing MMOs, it's simply awful, you inevitably end up quitting and regret putting all that time into it, just fucking stop.

That's what I was doing though.

When I was a wee lad I had a Gameboy Advance and a copy of Yu-Gi-Oh Reshef of Destruction. This game fucking sucks and the rules do not follow the actual game's rules at all. This caused much frustration to the point where I'd sometimes headbutt my GBA in my seething rage.
The GBA took well over 100 of these headbutts but eventually I broke it and went a year without a GBA until the SP came out and I got one for Christmas.

That's pretty funny.

How did it finally "break"? Was it just in pieces or it just stopped working?

It just stopped working, I probably cracked the PCB or something

You wouldn't happen to be from California would you?

My money's on Illinois

I'm betting he's Australian.

yep
in fairness everyone's a shitty fucking driver here. I've been to NC and everyone was so polite and had such better driving skills by comparison

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source or bust

user, you gave yourself brain damaged. I'm not saying that to bully you, I mean there's physically no way you didn't.

I was a kid and this cousin let me borrow his electro pokimon card, for some stupid reason i decided to draw on the rays of light around the card using a gold ink pen (no real gold). So when i gave it back to him he was like "uh why does it have those gold lines" and i lied and said i didn't know lol. Later on i showed him a dawing i did using the same golden pen, and he was like "did you do the gold work here?" and i said "yeah".

"well you ruined the card"

This was infront of his little group of friends too.

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Probably, I have very poor memory but that's about all I can think of in terms of potential brain malfunctions

The only thing that comes to mind is all the times I'd go out of my way to find lewd stuff in games.
Pretty depressing looking back at it all, partially because I know there's a lot I'm forgetting as well.

Why is he your friend if he's a gigantic retarded faggot with shit taste in video games?

He's an ok human bean, and I've known him since grade school.

Nice. It's always California, Illinois, or New York. Safest bets when you learn someone is a shit driver.

As in a spic? That would explain his issues with reading

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Oregon is awful too, right up there with literal Asia


Lurk moar faget

Oregon isn't that bad at least in comparison to some of it's neighbors. Fuck Washington drivers.

Oh Christ, that reminds me of my own lewd stories.
>we were like fucking… 7, 8, 9, and 10 (me) respectively

and I'm markedly more ashamed of
I used Super Smash Bros melee practice mode to manipulate a friend unawares towards indulging my fetish in-game
I was a kid at the time and so was he but I still feel horrible about it

What the fuck

I fapped to 47 of the 50 centerfolds in Mafia 2.

Which fetish?

I can't reveal anymore. I've already revealed too fucking much, especially considering I've encouraged one of my friends in this group to browse Holla Forums.


Guess and I might tell you if you've got it.

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Nigger there is no way you can indulge a fetish in melee unless it's tile-pattern tier.

Inflation
Feet
Gore
Gender Bender

>Never see any of my best friends ever again

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It's better the further you get from the 5, honestly. Californians drive better actually, because most of them are just assholes instead of the clueless fuckwits clogging the roads up here.

Back on topic, I used to play HoI3 and make a journal where I would write out division/corps compositions, strategies, and organization tables. If a page wasn't perfect or had corrections on it I'd tear it out and rewrite it so it would look like a proper war journal. Around the time I started writing "lore" notes in the margins from a general's perspective, I realized I was being a huge faggot and threw them out (yes, them as in plural).

Disagree. There's definitely some stuff you can do even as a vanilla fag on SSB

None of those

Checking these utterly depressing digits. Goddamn.

I did the Agent Under Fire stuff with friends too. Everyone was horribly disappointed when we learned most models had barbie anatomy. Was cleavage the most risque thing in Nightfire? I never got far into the campaign for some reason. I'm gonna guess vore or domination via grappling for Melee.

Horrible taste dude

I am just expecting user to have the worst tier fetish here, otherwise he would just tell us already.

Yoshis?

Honestly, had you kept playing LoL, the group would've fell apart eventually due to that game.

When I was a kid I used to never put my discs back in their cases, I just left them face down on a surface because I thought they wouldn't get scratched that way. They're all scratched now. I feel like I've done much more retarded shit, but I can't remember anything else right now. I'm actually slightly disappointed.


I guess mind control, or something involving Princess Peach.

I think its high-tier. Its not that weird. but the subfetishes under it I have are, I'm NOT revealing those anytime soon, for any reason at all

It pretty much was afaik. Blatant, very exposed cleavage on so many chicks and that was it.
still not it, but slightly warmer

Nope.

Some part of me regrets making this thread and hopes it dies and another is happy to get this out to someone finally

Just remember, guys. If any of you have a friend who introduced you to Holla Forums and made some odd requests while playing melee when you were younger, it was thos guy getting sexual gratification from you.

Wound up using the AC adapter from an electric keyboard as a replacement. It worked, but it also made a god awful humming noise.

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Are you two still friends? That's gotta be fucking mortifying.

He was a spaz with severe ADHD, so I think he was just genuinely amused by the name without trying to make fun of me. Haven't seen him in ages, but not because of that.

Giantess?

(heiled)
kill me

Not even that weird you dumb faggot. Come back when you have real degenerate taste.

I guess there's worse out there

Come on now, you're posting on a board where people get off to tiles, legos, and sticking their dicks into meat grinders. A giantess fetish is hardly something to be ashamed of. For the most part.

Son of a bitch, I forgot to factor in items. It's really not that bad, as long as it's not coupled with femdom that Anthony Burch would find degrading.

Thats a new one.

Screencap please.

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I'm looking for it, but I'm not sure if it's on my computer.

Again, its not too much the fetish itself that worried me. Its more my friend possibly lurking and finding this out. I was just having some fun since its late at night but goddamn I hope he's busy or asleep right now.


Believe me, you don't want me to share any more. Its nice and normalfaggy for a fetish on the surface. Far worse when you're a self-aware individual who has it who's seen its seedy, disgusting underbelly.
and indulged in part of it yourself at times

Most of the fetish is utterly filled with femdom. Its kind of the point of the fetish and I was no exception. My tastes have so warped and utterly changed that- Why the fuck am I blogposting at 2 in the morning
I'll be quiet now.

I bet you like getting stepped on too.

Alright, how many times have you pissed/shit your pants m8?

Nah, feet are usually shit-tier. Problem is a majority of the community, or at least a very vocal and vast minority, are horrible pathetic footfags
I fucking hate feet except in a few odd scenarios or under very specific circumstances.

Oh, figures. I didn't think it was all that crap, you could just enjoy big girls.

Listen dude, you're forty years old, your chance to be a trap is long fucking gone

Good. Feet is the worst and i have no idea why its so popular. hands are so much better

Never? Where the fuck did that come from?

Like what? Is it scat related?

That was my thought process.

Giant Yoshi shitting him out in eggs is my guess.

wonder if he gets embarrased by it haha

got more laughs out of me than the LOL thread tbh

At this point it might be best to just take it to Holla Forums; I'm keeping my lips sealed.

I don't normally care about feet either, but giant feet is a different story. This fetish is a gateway for all sorts of shit I wouldn't normally give two fucks about. It honestly is pretty degenerate and it scares me a little bit.

Ended up sitting on the shore soaking wet and playing more 2hu

I don't even know why I talk to people who I can't understand half the time.

At least your fetish isnt handholdling while having sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation and impregnation

Reported, fucking slime

:^)

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How is this even possible?

Are you this dude?
archive.loveisover.me/d/search/text/handplay is still underrated/

Never been to that site or posted on it.

At least your fetish isn't matryoshkas

I spent hundreds of hours of my childhood installing different mods for Morrowind and Oblivion, playing for an hour or so and deleting the save to start all over again. I still have not finished either game to this day.

That is my fetish. But it has to have a happy ending.

Bike goes into ditch due to me not really paying attention, later on instead of turning onto a bridge I just went straight down a five foot embankment. Nothing better than sitting around with a fire and vidya.

ebin

Size?

Nevermind, I didn't see the rest of the thread

Thinking Attack Power had an effect on my wand as a Mage in WoW. So i stacked that on my equipment thinking it was a genius way of circumnavigate the running out of mana-problems.

>play kingdom hearts 2 first because I'm retarded couldn't find the first anywhere

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That's what i though was going to happened to me when i spent more time installing hundreds of boob mods into skyrim and then i realized, i don't even like this game. And stopped all together.

To be fair it's pretty fun if you're 5 playing it

What was the aftermatch ?

Oh Shit user are you who I think you are
I mean I could tell easily you were getting off of that shit, you were panting like some sort of retard, not sure if you realised though, didn't call you out because Dad would of found out

What's the sauce on that crop?

Ahh, so this is the infamous Mexican porn i so much heard about.

Good times.


Did you at least use the drive forms too? My dumb ass 8 year old self never did when the game came out.

>is dating a nigger
>breaks up with nigger

That's easily the most embarrassing thing I've ever done that's vidya related. After that, I learned to put on a much more put-together and charismatic persona when dealing with people in online vidya, and that cringe shit stopped similar to the user that started pretending to be his dad.

Your first mistake was playing WoW.

And now your dick will forever be stained with coal ash.

Man, helicopter parents must be the worst. Godspeed, user.

Oh, I know. I'm a tasteless shiteater, and I still played it off and on for years, finally stopping a few months after Legion. I could have spent that time I wasted with WoW learning a fucking trade or some useful skill.


I still wasn't "racially aware" at the time, and frankly I would have fucked anything that came my way. I absolutely regret it, though.

Literally why are you here? Everything up to this point points to you being a fucking Redditor.

failed out of online community college because i played hours of age of empires 2 instead of doing classwork
skipped 90 days of 8th grade to play Halo 2 and Morrowind

You're trying just a tad too hard to fit in, and you aren't quite grasping the board culture. You should have instead called me a cuck faggot for sticking my dick in a nigger's sloppy seconds, and then told me to kill myself.

Maybe next time :^)

It really does feel great being right. (You) wouldn't know the feeling.

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haha

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Did you masturbate to gaint Peach? Gaint Melee and only having mushroom as items does wonders.

Don't worry user at least you're not into tile patterns

from memory, it didn't really look that bad, just swelled like a cherry because he had to get an emergency circumcision.

Why did i waste so much time on that shit?

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>Tell him that the game is fucking boring otherwise which it is And not worth constantly crashing over

I've probably done more retarded things in vidya, like playing the real time mode in blood bowl thinking I was a boss without realising that it was a shit game mode that was added to appeal to people who couldn't get into the intricate turn based ruleset me at the time but I can't think of any more off the top of my head, probably because I put them all to the back of my head.

This is from the steam profile of a friend of mine.

That's the point, isn't it?

It has been decades and I'm still fucking ashamed.

Got anymore like this? It was like metal mariachi; pretty good.

Relax, it is just a more extreme version of finding a tall Amazonian woman attractive. It isn't that big of a deal.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Or into Ohio

That man strums with his soul.

The worst I did was write Cringy fanfiction that I deleted later on from the internet when I realized how much of a fucking faggot I am

It was a good way to get into writing original fiction instead.

People in Florida are horrible drivers too
but mainly because of old people and women not knowing how to drive

get on my level nigger

Which do you mean?

She's a big girl.

Your fetish is shit and your design is shit

She's not even the biggest

bumping request because of dubs

UUUU

How big are we talking here?

>decided to play Pump it Up (its like DDR) or Counter Strike on the cybercafe LAN in the afternoons after the beach
For the record, he self-invited his brother, who is not so much my friend-friend like he is, he was acquaintance-tier, so it kind of turned me off of hanging with him because he kind of self-invited his brother and that was not cool. He'd hang out with him instead of me. Initially he did this naturally, but then hen he magnified or focused on interacting with him more than me as "revenge".
For the record, this is a long vacation of 2 months, and these has been like 5 days so far, maybe 6. Not even a week.

and this is why high school friends are a mistake. you're only friends because you're forced to share time together.
Slowly talked to the guy less and less in high school. Eventually I switched schools for the last year because parents wanted me to graduate at the best school in the country. Good thing they did. Stopped talking to him after I moved even though I tried to contact him many times to see how he was doing.

I'd say stay true to yourselves and just hang out with people that you truly enjoy hanging out with. Do whatever you want and fuck being forced to mingle with classmates or co-workers because people expect you to or because a friend or family suggests you date or mingle with them . If you don't truly like them, just go "no thanks"

Tactics*

Nah it was giant sheik
one of her moves ended up looking it was scissoring whatever character I was playing
but there were other characters as well; can't remember who they were.

I always felt like the second part of the thread is someone pretending to be that user, since tile-user said he gets upset when he sees tile patterns dirty or something in the first part.

>tfw I'm on a fetish discord
I think he's lost his mind to be honest. It makes me not ever want to touch game development in my future.

Think of it the positive way
WoW let you bang some chick
If it was the older you though, you would've probably said no thanks to a coalburning bitch, but whatever. That's how you learn.

Looks like the big girls where far too big for him.

On cheatcodes.com, it said if you jumped off the Statue of Liberty a hundred times in Spider-Man 2, you could play as Kermit the Frog.
So I did.

Jesus fuck i hated that game! Is like it just ignored the rules of the game and made shit up along the way making it nearly unplayable and luck based another issues is in order to recover life points you need to go back to your house to restore them also every time you move your deck shuffles so i was fucking confused why i got shitty cards every time i played.

All those buildings are so fucking stupidly unneeded and silly. Sillier than giant girls fighting each other.

Without the buildings there's no reference, you can't tell if shes a giant or not.

That's not the problem. It's the ludicrously vast amount that serve no purpose. It's like a big fucking field where every blade of grass is now a building.

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I forgot to mention that I don't have the mutilated dick pics he posted later

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I suggested Sengoku Rance to my uncle when he asked for a fun game to play. I forgot it was an H-game because I had been playing the Conquest mode (or whatever it was called, it didn't have any H-scenes and was pure gameplay).

Does he like it?

Well what's he think of it?

He laughed and told me it was a good game. I can't help but think he thinks I'm a pervert now, though.

It is a good game though. I actually think the porn is shit but that game is so fun I keep going back it.

At least he'll know with absolute certainty that you like all sorts of video games and aren't gay.

As someone who's worked in a hospital I can safely say that, no, nobody believed him. I can't tell you how many ridiculous stories we've heard from people who "accidentally" shoved paintbrushes or whatever up the ass. Not that it matters, since we're not allowed to talk about specific patients even to co-workers.

This is supposed to be a 'retarded vidya things I did' thread but most of the stories here are kinda cool.

I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but for the sake of chipping in I vaguely recall a situation where I tried to join a mumble server or something (I never used it other than that one time) and I sort of stuttered something and everyone went "what?" and "who's that?" and I got so embarrassed I left.

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Never got it back.

Find him and get the game back now

That would be fucking awkward

Well how else are you going to see shit blow the fuck up and be destroyed?

Then ask him at least to pay you back for what the game cost back then for being a fucking thief.

It's been ten years or more, user.
I downloaded the game and finished it.
I also believe it was a burned dvd i spent $2 dollars on.

Should I be ashamed of a loli fetish?

You don't go to macrochan do you?
You'd better not be psychojosh.

Wasn't this the game that was supposed to have pic related and the giant myconid grill and the military muscleloli? Do you have some place where you post most of the work you've done so far?

My brother would do that shit. One day I went and put everything back in the cases for him and then I come back the next day and he took them all out and put them in a giant stack again. What the fuck.

Some people are just savages without tact.

Modern children will never know such pleasures.

Good quality thread

Wew

Pleb, I beat it with the original keyblade solely because it was THEE keyblade. The last boss was a pain but I did it.

I played both fucking versions of Megaman Battle Network 4 for around 2 and a half times just for that post-game content, and in both times i gave up before it

It's ok mate. You're family here.

Passed up a threesome for video games

Unless it was the two girls together asking you, she was trying to get you into a 2 guys one girl threesome. You made the right choice.

It was 2 girls

Well were they ugly and/or sluts?

Where's the 6 months later version?

Giantess?
So does liking tall chicks count or does giantess only apply to building size women?

user wtf!
We're deviants but you're going waaaaay too far!

The only place i can feel normal about enjoying torturing and killing innocent people.

I was at this extracurricular event for smart kids that was a series of contests based on engineering and creativity. "Here's a pile of materials, make this thing better than everybody else making the same thing" that kind of shit. Anyway my Mom was always a retarded cunt when it came to being literally anywhere on time, and she was 2 hours late to pick me up when my team's bit ended. There was still plenty of other stuff going on so it's not like they were closing the place around me. In my boredom, I hung out in a foyer with good acoustics and whistled super smash bros music non-stop for over an hour, for some reason assuming it was relatively soundproof.
I later realized it was not soundproof, and I was whistling pretty much as loud as I could. Everyone in the populated area outside the foyer could hear me clearly and tolerated it the whole time without so much as glancing in my direction. In hindsight, everyone there was varying grades of autistic so I fit right in.

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how old are you right now

I'm a youngfag, turning 22 this year.

I done did a 2 dudes 1 girl tghreesome once.
Balls touched, sperm friendly fired, mom's spaghetti.

A war user, its been going on for a while.

Back in 2009 or whenever, when Minecraft was really new, I was on a server and I decided to enter "/hack" and it displayed a message like "Your IP address has been logged and sent to the FBI." I took this seriously, so I shut down my computer and hid under my bed behind a cardboard box.

That reminds me of the time I destroyed a monitor with a TV remote because I got pissed off playing TF2. My parents didn't really care because it was in my room and I was the only one who suffered the consequences. Luckily I was using the same TV I mentioned as an additional monitor at the time so I just ended up with one less display.

Faggot

Another one

That reminds me of my first Roblox experience.
I always thought I was a poorfag, but damn.

This stuff helps me understand consoletards and steamfags nowadays.
They've never seen better so they're willing to go through the most incredible kinds of shit.

Holy shit you're gay

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How young are we talking here?

Isnt the 360 from like 2007? If he was 10 then he could be like 16-20 right now.

The Xbox 360 was released over ten years ago, in 2005.

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Imageboards can't possibly recover now.

hey man i love Woolie too xD i'd give you reddit gold if i had money rofl lmao

That's really not good, but learn from you mistake than dwell on it. I once passed up going to a music show with friends and they never asked me again. I didn't tell them it was because of games.

When was that? 20+ years ago?
If not, nothing of value was lost.

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You can startup without using a keyboard user. He would copy paste for his username/password as well the computer was a hand me down.

I've spent 28 years avoiding social situations to play video games and look at porn and I somehow have two children out in the world and a decent paying career.

I still don't understand it.

It was high school friends, we would have split regardless if i joined them or not.

Stinky lying nigger.

A blind squirrel nuts in another squirrel once in a while

yeah, not even gonna touch super

ASSFAGGOTS just turn people into soulless husks, don't they?

… Klonoa?

Assfaggots turn into literal cults. At around hour 100 youve sunk so many hours into it you cant stop. I think thats called sunk cost fallacy or somthing.

Don't forget pooseidon.

I need a story on this too.

Did you go to Appalachian state, user?

I think you came to me with this criticism before in a different thread (if you're not the same user, sorry about that). Anyways, I think you'd want to take up this problem with real-world city planners, since that's how cities are designed.

Yes.

Indeed, I am he. Do something about it nerd.

Yes, I have a discord where I post updates. discord.gg/WXDVTGR

I don't have anything else.

Search Rafael Budú

user who hit his brother to the head many many times over the years: He's unusually dumb, even for a relative of mine.
Get your brain checked and hope you only have autism.

Christ. This pisses me right the fuck off. I wouldn't blame you for feeling that way. If someone took one of my huge sources of joy away while I was a kid and wrecked it for no fucking reason I'd be angry and distrusting as fuck. Disgusting.

I dunno who you are but I have more respect for you for posting here.

I'm just surprised you're still working on this game after all these years. I remember people calling you a shill and telling you you'll never finish it. I'm glad you're still working on it. It's nice to see SOMEONE seeing a project through to the end around here. Good luck faggot.

Thanks

It's been tough, but one way or another, I will see it finished.

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Ironically, the only friends who never fucked me over were my black friend and my chinese friend.

godamn you and your brother were smart, nice job user

too far

as a floridian, this is true

my feelings exactly

I played an assfaggots for 300 hours and one day just kind of stopped and after 3 years still haven't come back. It wasn't really a sudden conscious choice, it was just that I played the game for one and one day stopped having fun so I ended up not having the thought cross my mind to play it again

Shit like this is why i have trust issues with letting people borrow or touch my stuff, the last straw for me is when one my neighbors asked if he could borrow my gamecube controller so he could play with his friend, so i let him borrow it for awhile and when he brought it back it was covered in bite marks and the stick was torn off. After that shit i never let anyone touch my stuff.

sauce on that pic b0ss ?

I might have told this story before but in hindsight it still makes me laugh.
And that's how I found out how easy it is to play hooky.

would just be proud if I had children this smart

Not much of a story but I think I was one of the original heal sluts.

It's a parody of an existing porn crop. /spoonfeed

I was playing video games with some unknown faggot that said "shit my dad had a car accident" and a second before him leaving I managed to shitpost a question "did he drop a good loot?". Karmic justice may have gotten me a medical condition for that one but it was worth it external hemorrhoids.

>>13215136
>>>/oven/


See above

boii

I bet you aren't even cute faggot.

Won't make the same mistake with Monster Hunter World. Back to the consoles..

I had a batshit crazy mother too. She smashed my Gameboy with a hammer, threw my copy of Pokemon Yellow in a pond and trashed my Pokemon Mini. Eventually I just started leaving things at my dads house.

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What a surprise.

Holy shit, you are a legitimate, literal retard. Hilarious.

McFucking kill yourself, you neurological degenerate.

one time i got my video games pregnant

She's been though eight different men since they broke up, while my dad is happily married to his second wife and raising my two younger sisters in a stable environment.


It's a bad feel.

No, I'm not black

Nature made you that way, user. If you that much of a cuck then you shouldn't be breeding anyway.

What if they were obese or black?

Obviously it would be a good choice then.

I threw my mom.

Not in the slightest, but surprise a slightly effeminate fuck is enough for a bunch of fat horny dudes on WoW.

That reminds me, is there any anons that fucked their mom?

I fucked yours.

Oh shit user, are you gonna take that?

Never knew you into necrophilia, user.

surprised I haven't seen this one posted yet

A mod over at Holla Forums did that and then ate the egg and it's shell.

Moderators are certified retarded, this isn't surprising.

You're mah nigga, you know that.

It's an archive

Fag.

I remember this story; how did your parents react when you got to play hooky for being "depressed"?

I love my uncle~

It's not even a
cop-out. It could also be this


Checked.

Idiot.

As long as I didn't do anything that resulted in a fine or jail time they really didn't care.

nigger

Your mother sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Mine was duly impressed when I was 4 and could operate the BBC my brother had in our living room to a greater degree than her and never once tried to restrict me on that front. I can't imagine parents with that 'no fun allowed' mentality.

It's a shame when you run into pieces of shit like that, their cuntery casts a stark shadow over the idea of sharing anything with anyone ever again which makes life feel harder and meaner. Also, obviously, at a base you can't trust niggers either.

Insane

So his fucking dog had it or else he went feral on it and *didn't* think 'Oh I best replace this fucking mess'?. Some people's level of obliviousness is genuinely astonishing

>he also told be Osama bin Laden was in the woods
fuck I was retarded

Good times.
Not really, but i guess with enough time in between you forget the bad and appreciate the goods more.
/blog

also
I have loads of autism storys that I'll share

I must reinforce that it was garbage
I'm highly autistic

I got caught jerking off to game.
It was katamari

I was a braindead kid. Another stupid thing, though it isn't vidya related

I actually had a friend who ended up dead indirectly as a result of us playing too much vidya

fuck it have some short ones


>playing battlefield 1 beta

Storytime, nigga

what the fuck

you were better off playing the video games user

would you elaborate?

who the fuck else would you be?

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ebin

that just means you are very lucky. I'd be you too if only I managed to acquire any work by now

that's kinda hot in a fucked up way

I don't want to get into it too much. Essentially we spent most of our early teen years playing vidya together. He would always get in fights with his parents over how much time he was spending/ how he should be doing other things, but I kept asking him to play since I was bored and didn't like playing with random people online.
The last time his dad got really pissed and took his PC and said he couldn't hang out with me anymore. Friend takes off to let off some steam and get away from his parents for a bit. Next day at school we learned there had been some sort of accident out in the forest and he never made it back home.
I still feel guilty playing games

Skinwalkers got him.

Elaborate.

The intern still works here, but always walks away when we're playing cs.

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Reminds me of mine


I remember actually facepalming, it may have been the first genuine time.

Who does he make her dress up as, user?

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What the fuck

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No matter how many problems it gives, push to talk is the only good way to use voice chat.

He went feral on it because apparently he was too much of a retard, when i told him not to damage it thinking it was either no big deal or felt guilty about it. either way i got so mad that to this day i have trust issues when someone touches my stuff.

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That's definitely for the better. I don't imagine that would be anything other than painful to look at.

Out of all the games on there why those? Why are your parents playing it? What the fuck is wrong with you and your family user?

Fucking lol.

user…listen man, you are a great guy and I am genuinely sorry to say this but, your parents are fucking cunt, nothing is wrong with your little sisters tho, little girls want to look like mature woman all the time.

His name is the Brickster. Ogel is the island he wanted to build.

I wish I was there with you so I could've mocked the shit out of your dumb ass

That island used to seem so big

I'm imagining you speaking with some sort of foreign accent.

ninjas, geishas, who can tell 'em apart…