Going about your day to day life, Holla Forums...

Going about your day to day life, Holla Forums, you find yourself getting a sudden windfall of money with no-strings-attached, let's say around $10k. Kind of a lot for one person, but not much in the big scheme of things.

What do you do with it?

whew

Buy 10k worth of bitcoin

That'd be enough to live on for a few months.

Pay off half my student loans.

It'll use up all 10k.

Buy a lot of ammo.

Probably just sit on it in anticipation of future financial troubles.

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if you sit on it, it'll slowly lose value due to inflation

if you invest it, it will hopefully gain value, and you can be ready for worse future financial troubles, or take the gains and donate them to socialist organizations or labor unions

Start co-op

>invest
that requires knowledge, gambling and trust

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Pay off my student loans I guess

Go rent someplace to to live with my boyfriend.

Now if you gave me 10 million, that I can use to raise class conciousness.

lol that is nothing compared to the people who manipulate shit

Well duh, I'm not saying I'm gonna abolish capitalism alone, but it would be enough for some slick campaigns/stunts if used economically.

Buy kalashnikov

So then you get out-competed by companies which exploit their workers to the max and you're forced to either exploit yourself and become much like any other capitalist enterprise or go bankrupt

I'd have to check for good land that can be purchased cheaply. $10K Canadian or American?

potlucks all over the city that are covers for the fundraising of anti-capitalist and anti-fascist causes while informing people on whats going on in their own communities and an effort to get more people involved.

lmao it's just free rent for a while

Holy shit, just looked it up, I didn't realize that the Canadian dollar was worth that much more than a US dollar.

Still, I don't think it's that big of a deal which, since 10k USD ≈ 13k CAD and thats not a huge difference in the big scheme of things, but if you want a tangible number we'll say exactly 10k USD since life isn't fair.

The point of this isn't the exact amount of money, its more that I want to see how creative Holla Forums can get with a lump of money that's big enough to do something with other than pay rent for a month or two, but still small enough that you have to be reasonable with what you're doing.

Invest the money.

Don't be a spooked fag. Go full accelerationism.

I sit on it until I can buy some land.
Unlike some other people, it's all for me. The sooner I can live off the land and quit my job, the fucking better. I'd rather gut myself that work until I'm 65.

I'd short the fuck out of starbucks

Nice LARPing.

idk much about stocks but I'm going to infer that's when you buy $10k of their stock and then sell it all really cheap to crash its price?

Shorting is taking a bet on a stock drop. Not George Sorosing the entire market with a massive pump and dump.
Starbucks doesnt like trump and made a promise to hire 10 000 refugee muslims who wipe their asses with their bare hands. It has already dropped 5 dollars per share. I expect another.

I know what it is, you can't do it with $10k you stupid faggot.

Is this question supposed to get us to use this meager sum in order to achieve workers' revolution? Unfortunately, I'd first spend it on a gun, some video games, some good pot, and any other things I might want for my own short term pleasure. I'd probably invest or save the rest.

To further build on this because I can't be bothered coming back to this thread later for the butthurt LARPing Holla Forumsyp, to short a stock is to leverage your entire portfolio against a stock going down, with it pretty much being the opposite of buying them and hoping for them to go up. You can lose $10k in seconds doing this and it's quite normal to do so at the start of the short, which is why you need a large amount of money for leverage.
If this guy had any idea what he was talking about he would would buy puts, which give you the right to sell a stock for the price that you bought the put at, which you can redeem when it drops to a certain price (the price you can redeem them at affects the price of the put itself). You can then sell the puts to people that can afford the stocks or use it to buy the stock and sell it on yourself. These, along with calls (the opposite, pretty much) are called options.
It is the broker who pays in the end for these if you profit, in case anyone is wondering. Obviously it is them who profits if you don't.
This is why you should never trust anyone trying to bullshit and bluster people around here with the porky flag.

Some of this may be a little off/simplified since it has been a while since I have bothered with stocks.

Uhhh pay my rent off for a little while.

Buy MoP to grow pot.
Buy MoP to do gunsmithing.
Buy MoP to do chemistry shit (glass crap is surprisingly expensive)
Use chemistry shit to make drugs to sell.
Use chemistry shit to make explosives.
Stockpile guns and explosives.
Buy MoP to print large amounts of folders and the like.
(Rent it out for additional cash as a printing service)
Use printer to print and spread propaganda.
Build up a commie org. (begin with you and a couple friends)
Let the org grow. Use printer to print books for them to read. Spread those books around if you can. Get people in the org to be active to get more people in it.
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Economic crisis happens.
Train people in org to do basic guerilla stuff.
Get them guns.
Benefit from all the people who were hit by the crisis.
Make revolution.
Liberate the people from their shackles of oppression.
Install whatever socialist system you prefer. Make sure that it works efficiently in the distribution of goods.
Stabilize your new socialist country.
Smuggle guns abroad, stockpile them or sell them. Smuggling drugs and shit also helps destabilizing the other nation's grasp over their internal situation. Printing high quality fake money is also now possible.
Get revolutionary cells in other places to do the same shit you did.
???
World communism.

A lotta drugs

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10k USD=13k CAD
Canadian dollars are worth more
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