Could you come with a way to make the video game adaptation of this good?

Pokemon clone.

YOU WATCHED EMOJI MOVIE, DIDN'T YOU, OP?

Naw, couldn't find any friends to go with me

Get THQ's modern incarnation (weren't they bought out by Nordic or something?) on it and you'd churn out something decent even if soulless

thank you no-singles policies.

no

Could you fucking imagine what it would feel like to see those gorgeous eyes look up at you while those massive teeth scrape the head of your dick?

0/10 blowjob.

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It would be the quest of the legendary alt-right emoji :^) in his quest of purging social media of all other emojis.

Sign up everybody in the industry that is willing to work on that shit, then kill every last one.

Also excellent suggestions.

The dick in my heart cringes at your hypothetical.

Yeah.

You put that money towards the Popeye movie you cancelled instead.

I seriously hope noone here has seen it inb4 friends forced me to go

The popeye movie wasn't actually cancelled because of the Emoji movie, it was a mix of creative differences, Sony wanting something more modern and the whole hack that happened while it was having these troubles, meaning that sony lost a bunch of money just as it was having doubts about making it.

I bet 90% of you fags watched episode 7 of star wars.

you ever just wake up and think you live in the bad future.

So they made the Emoji movie instead, because it was a "safer" bet?

If sony's movie division ends up crashing the whole company I would be so happy.

They made the emoji movie because it was easy to do.
Plus, around the same time Genndy Tartakovsky was also starting work on the new Samurai Jack season, and it's pretty obvious that he was more interested in making that.

The question of how you could make a movie about fucking emoticons has been asked to death already. But how can you make a fucking video game about motherfucking shitty nigger faggot emoticons?

Could you come with a way to make the video game adaptation of this good?
t. faggot looking for ideas

Make it a Hatred clone where you play a guy wearing a cardboard mask with any emoji of your choice, and all enemies are sony execs and diverse jewlywood personalities

I have an idea
Don't make it.

would be hot if it weren't furry

i want to suck that guys dick

Since you are open about your reasons for being here. I suppose I'll bite with a suggestion.

Making a video game adaption of this good is nigh on impossible, in other words you need to instead make it cheap as hell and embrace the shit to even have a tiny chance of making it get a cult following. If there is a genre that is cheap to produce (Except racing, everyone knows it's shovelware. Making a genuinely good platformer is hard to do too.) then leap at it like a motherfucker.

Make a Doom clone out of it. After all it worked for the bible and even fucking cereal.

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Bruh, you just wrote a Better fuckin' movie right there. Not great or anything, but Better.

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So Pokemon GO then.

Eh, I'd play it.

It wouldn't surprise me if it were true though, hell, even Shatner admits to perusing halfchan's Holla Forums.
Pics with timestamp or didn't happen.

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what was the last licensed kids' game to come out on a console instead of the app store, anyway?

it's 2017, user

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Jesu schrust, that ankle looks so thin with that angle.

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Are you telling it was actually trump behind all those mass shootings the whole time

Our life is suffering, there must be a name to the condition of being sexually attracted to anything with long cartoony eyelashes.

Fellate a shotgun.

Here's an answer:

It's just a shitty version of Pokemon, or Suikoden or some other rpg where you recruit a lot of party members.

They promised me 8 years of winning and all I got was unhindered garbage.

The winning has hardly even started; you're not even tired of it yet.

Nah, if you're going the RPG route you should make it fewer characters. Depending on how shit the movie is it should probably also be it's own continuity and completely different plot.

99% of this shit comes out of Sony. Don't ever buy one of their consoles, make them beg for our shekels on their knees.

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3rd person shooter

With a perk system

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infinity.moe had an entire screening of some 13-year-old's camrip of it.

That's still a thing?

Pretty much anything would be a better movie. That movie didn't just suck, it wasn't bad enough to even be fun. It was grey, bland, gruel.

Except the Emoji movie will be a success because of both completely braindead normalfags watching it and marginally less braindead normalfags watching to be "le ironic xD".

Make an adaption called "Emoji, the First Person Shooter" and it's basically just a real gun that you use to shoot whoever the fuck was in charge of making, marketing and pushing this movie.

Multiple times, in the dick.

yes, and Rouge One.
family affair.

both were shit, and I didn't pay a dime.

The Emoji Movie hasn't even made its production budget back in global box office revenue. Movies generally spend an additional 50%-200% of their production budget on advertising, and movie theatres take about a 50% cut on the opening night and the theatre take only increases with time. So, as a rule of thumb, big movies need to make at least 4x their production budget to break even; the Emoji Movie is flopping like a rotten fish thrown off a skyscraper.

Fuck off Sony, you bought Funimation and made a deal with those Harmony Goldberg kikes to make a live-action Robotech movie.

So this is the true meaning behind 4D chess

It's called a movie synopsis.

Their second mistake was making it a family friendly movie, even though a movie revolving around emojis has plenty of room for more "adult" humor, such as the eggplant and water drops emoji being a couple, or the 100 emoji constantly complaining about being slapped into ghetto conversations.

The first mistake was making a movie based on emojis to begin with.

Actually yes, just make it play like gears of war 2 and tadaaa. You have a really cool game where emojis curb stomp each other and horde mode is killing shits.

Make Candy Crush but with the Emoji faces. Instant success.

I like this idea

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I don't believe you.

a common trait of aspergers is that people who have it can't pick up on humor, sarcasm or social cues

None of those things can be picked up on from plaintext without lurking moar and fucking up on your own.

Fuck you buddy.

There's literally nothing wrong with having aspergers. I'll have you know that I've lived the all sixteen years of my life with aspergers and absolutely zero problems. Stupid fucking neurotypical faggots like you are just a bunch of fucking animals who can't comprehend us and are more advanced brains.

As the rates begin to steadily rise and more of us start advancing into important positions, we'll be the ones to take back human civilization and purge you fucking normalfags.

Then we'll take the women and make a new, better human race. I understand emotions just fine, you just don't have any emotions.

You're hollow shells.

You're robots.

You don't have souls.

You would be better off dead and so would the rest of the world.

You emotionless fucks made over ten thousand species go extinct just in the last year alone and are the ones in charge of these disgusting, calculating moves made by industries and companies in order to put out shitty products.

It's a simple fact that great men like Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Solomon, and King Arthur were all aspergers, and it was that which gave them the edge to become amazing people and change history.

Once we've all reached that status then everything will be better.

We'll have flying spaceships to go between Sirius and Earth whenever we want, we'll have an end to war, and we'll finally remove the capitalist system that's plagued the normalfag society.

Just fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking bastard cocksucking piece of shit.

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copied and saved

Source?

Better yet, a stealth game.

You may jest but this sounds like an absolute blast to play.

Why are Holla Forumsirgins such above average idea guys?

Candy Crush

This user has decided. You better do it, sonycuck

Like that except GTA and all the groups are rival gangs. You got the Smileys, the Food Mafia, the Zoo and not enough city to go around.

autism

hahaha

dorf fort, but with emojis instead of ascii

how doable is that?

Make a throwback arcade game. They were all about this random iconographic shit.

Does this one end with an orgy too?

Very doable I imagine. And gorlaks are already sort of emoji-esque.

Incredibly doable. I don't think there are any limitations to the scaling of the tileset. Been a while since I played, but I hated how the default tileset had rectangular tiles but also hated the graphics mods so I ended up making what was essentially a square version of the default tileset with some minor tweaks and IIRC, it was just an issue of changing a few settings in the files. You might have to scale it up to something like 16x16 or even 32x32 pixel tiles, but it can be done.

There is already a sequel in discussion, it will be called the Meme Movie

Lol no, I haven't even watched "A last hope"

Mobile Final Fantasy Tactics clone where you build a team of emoji from template emoji. Which emoji your emoji evolves into is based on how you train them, but you can purchase job change items using special in-game currency that you can purchase from a cash shop or earn from eternal grinding and log-in reward events. It isn't hard to just recruit another template emoji and raise it how you want to, but we need to make money somehow.

Basically, my goal is to create an environment where grind-to-winfags can be on equal footing with pay-to-winfags, but still swindle the latter by providing them with convenience.

I watched Emoji Movie and enjoy it ironically as a meme, like Bee movie and Shrek

sometimes i forgot anons have penises tbh

There is nothing wrong with Bee Movie. It's a genuinely entertaining animated film starring one of my favorite Jewish comedians.

A failed movie is a failed movie.

Shrek is unironically a good movie

I'm still not sure how Sony's film department is still alive
Didn't that Dark Tower movie also bomb?

Now this is podracing

So what's dangling between your legs right now?

your mom's mouth

Yellow Emoji goes on an ethnic cleaning rampage to exterminate the non-yellow, non-emoticon based ones.

Nah, yet another bust for Sony Pictures. Can't wait for them to get shut down.

Make it a candy crush or farmville clone.
Never said anything about who it would be "good" for

ogre battle clone

Ebin memers only know it as a meme nowadays.

Bejeweled but with le ebin emojis instead

So another flop to add to Sony's ever growing list of flops, along side shit like Pixels and Ghostbusters (16)

Isn't this Watch Dogs

No, it's the picture of some dude wearing sunglasses.

You are Slaughter McMurder, tasked with killing every single emoji and burning down every building.

Yes, goy. It was 100% random. There is NOTHING in the jewish worldview that puts stock in symbolism or iconography. Pure coincidence.

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Pacman is literally the illuminerty

They already did
It's called Faceball

No all we need to do is take down Microshit and Nintenjew and gaming will be saved.

Just make it a facebook game.
Remember kids, lowering the bar is always the answer when trying to make something good.
For millenials: "the bar" is a sports related metaphor for a "lowest accepted degree of success or quality". And "quality" was a word used to describe high degree of excellence, but don't bother with that, just lower the fucking bar, like you are told in the social media, and never stop. Shit thread.
Also Dubs.

I didnt even know it was out, you made me look it up and I found this on wiki
also nice dubs

Just hire platinum star

Make it into a porn game, that way you cant get in trouble for jacking off to it.

Get dwarf fortress.
Create a tileset consisting of only emojis for it.
That's the best you can do, because fuck touching that shit even with a 10 ft pole.

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