You are given the worst game you can think of and are told to make it better without making it an entirely different...

You are given the worst game you can think of and are told to make it better without making it an entirely different game. How do you polish a turd?

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Done.

Put anime girls in it to sell it to retards

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Probably would have to know what kind of game it is.

Whatever you think the worst game is, entirely anecdotal

Fuck you I want BFME3.

Gone Home -gay shit +spooky shit

Just play Outlast.

He said +spooky shit, not +bad gameplay

Haven't really played any truly bad games, I think. But anything that has so-called microtransactions. Remove them to make it better. Though that might change the game significantly, if it is made around the player having to pay real money to succeed.

You really think he hasn't already played F.E.A.R.?

Ya, those poor devs, having to make good games and not cash cows.
Fuck microtransactions. That shit ruined games like Black Desert for me aside from the game not being all that great either

>The enemy copy ability removed due to (((budget constraints))) should be put back in.
>Travel back in time, perform a hostile takeover on Comcept. Remove Inafundme from head position, never hire Dina in the first place, and get someone competent to do this shit right.

You'd have to atleast rework Beck's design if not most of the characters in it.
Start by using Call E

Your forgot

you know what, theres too much terrible in ass creed syndicate to ever make it a good game
i got it for free and i still want my money back

To be fair, the orc ranking system was kinda nice. I'd give it combat from Dragon's Dogma, that would probably make it fun.

Here's how you fix AssCreed. Templars are DEUS VULT good guys that keep women in the kitchen and niggers in chains and go on globe trotting adventures to kill the Marxists. Other than that, make combat actually engaging, make it a point that enemies can and will fuck you if discovered, have the open world have a purpose… Actually, just make it play like medieval MGSV.

Also, AC4, chuck out all the AssCreed shit lore, allow for character creation and focus on the sandbox and trying to live up to Pirates!, on top of good combat and stealth mechanics.

I would just make it not an LoTR game. if they just said it was its own setting and changed a few names around everyone would love it im sure. It would also let them add even crazier shit since they wouldn't have to pretend that this has anything to do with tolkien.

IIRC there's a new Batman game in the works, featuring Damian Wayne, that will feature the Nemesis System.

The story not making sense in the Tolkien Universe never mattered to me since it's non-canon, is that why people hated it? I thought it was hated due to the the shit-tier hamcreed combat and repetitive gameplay.

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You can't make a shit game into a good game without making it a different game. A shit game being itself is what makes it shit, for it to not be shit is to not be itself.

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Story never bothered me, what bothered me was that the fighting and movement felt like complete ass. Nemesis system was an ok idea, but I never got far enough in to even want to use it

I just want modern day good MegaMan X, is that too much to ask for?>>13168242
So you want open world Thief? I don't think that turned out to well from what I heard.

Fug phone posting, why do people do this?

You can not polish turds. Games like Skyrim or Civ6 are proof of that.

You can make Skyrim a good game if you rip out everything, writing, gameplay, assets and coding.

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Yea, that Uninstall.exe mod is pretty baller.
By the way, some nerdlinger is making a mod that completely rewrites Fallout 3. Only with Bethtards do you get people willing to polish Todd's turds.

Castlevania 64

Take out all the puzzles and most of the story. Take out energy ball girl.
Whip only, action platformer with very minimal exploration and a big focus on good, tight controls and fighting difficult enemies.
Fill the game with a variety of good music (even if it all has to be remixes of old tracks).
Essentially, the first Castlevania made 3D.

At least we might get a good game out of it, with actual choices and roleplaying. I'm looking forward to Frontier and Brazil too.

You might like to know that Fallout of Nevada got a complete translation patch released, though some parts still need editing.

I do it when I'm sitting on the toilet, because I shit like 3 times a day. Using any website from a phone is truly terrible. Smart phones are really shit. I miss having a good slide out keyboard.

Your optimism disgusts me.

N O P E

Is that not normal?

No idea. It's only been happening since I started lifting weights.

Skyrim

Tah dah, I've turned Skyrim from a 💩/10 game, to a a mediocre 5/10 game!

Wait, so gear in the actual game scales to your level only when you beat the quest? So you are encouraged to hold off on getting them until late game? What the hell, I didn't even know that!

That just means your body is processing food faster/at all. Congrats, you are now NOT full of shit

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and just like that they become money-makers

Thread over.

I fucking hate itemization in most RPGs. The progression always feels like shit, most weapons are rendered obsolete once you get some overpowered donut steal magical sword of faggotry +5. I wish all weapons had a clear purpose and that magical items were actually rare and every single one of them unique in its own way.

Haha, yes! Those silly goyim won't know what hit them! Glory to Ul'Dah! Lalafell master race!

Fuck off potatonigger. You are no better than kikes who hide history. Don't forget that their nation pulls israel tier bullshit to ensure they stay relevant. Let's not forget Sil'dah. :^)

That would solve about 50 percent of my problems

Sil what now? Look I don't know what your problems with us are, but could a race that is as hard working and profitable as us be that bad? Go back to your tree hugging community if you can't take the heat :^)

Your queen's right hand man is a sand nigger who dragged two other nations into freeing a bunch of ungrateful sand niggers and usurp a foreign nation's traditions just to drag them into a proxy war. Even the dagger ears are more tolerable than the eternal jew tarutaru lalashit.

I think you mean left hand :^)
That was his nigger brother or something, not him
So what part of that post puts masterfell race in bad light? You seem to just be angry about the mihiggers, which every would agree with you on

The basis of going there was sketchy as fuck but the potatoes wanted a new trade route. That's why that one potato who tried to kill your potato queen set you up with a place to crash when you end up in japanland. The potato outright said he wanted to open up trading routes and the sand nigger going full open borders was a perfect chance.

So your complaint is that one Lalafell took advantage of a situation that was going to happen regardless of if he likes it or not? Is it OUR fault that the other 3 city states took part in it too? Is it our fault the WoL took part in it? Is it our fault Shinryu and subsequently Omega got loose? I think not. Stay jelly, goyim, OHOHOHOHO

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Conjecture. Got any real points, stupid goyim?

The type of person that plays a potato is the type of person that would spout old memes in chat.

God damn, even the cat boys are more tolerable than the average potato nigger.

Don't worry, all children grow up someday
One day you'll learn to stop getting butt hurt over tiny internet jokes :^)
You prefer avatar fags? Shit than just go back to /tg/. I hear they also except fags and trannys there too, you'll fit right in.

Let me start of by saying that Breath of The Wild isn't the worst game to many. But it is to me mainly because it keeps dropping the ball despite having so much potential. Being a giant fucking disappointment classifies as shit game in my mind, even if it is mechanically sound/mostly bug free.
Do this by making more stables/outposts and having caravans there you can hitch a ride on.
Thus making it so you only need 120 Korok seeds to get every inventory slot.
Make me feel like I'm actually contributing to rebuilding Hyrule
For a land that's supposedly been dominated by evil for an entire century, there's a few villages that have carved out a pretty comfy life for themselves and seem completely unaffected by the state of the world around them. Have it so whenever you arrive at a town there's a chance it's being attacked by mobs and you have to help the town guard fight them off. Or that you can't access the town until doing a sidequest that'll help make the town safer.
Game has a ton of movement options, until you fall into water. Bring back diving or make an entirely new underwater movement systems so that you can both evade enemy attacks more easily while in water and to open up the game's exploration even further
That whole fucking section reeks of being unfinished. Darkbeast Ganon needs to be able to be climbed, it needs SoTC weakpoints and instead of just standing in one place, he should be thrashing about and charging throughout Hyrule. The fight should take you through all the regions(except maybe the Gerudo desert since that's walled off by a really tall mountain range). Honestly out of everything on this least the Darkbeast Ganon fight is the one thing I want to change the most. The current Darkbeast Ganon fight is so unsatisfying that I only beat the game once and then never bothered fighting Ganon ever again because it's so fucking underwhelming.

So why do you defend the worst race in such a casual game? Even the playerbase hates them unless they are very liberal and love reddit tier humor. Why don't you go defend the Ultros or Balmung server while you are at it.

Avatar fags of all kind are bad, but if people are calling them out and they're still posting, did it cross your mind that they're doing it to get a rise out of you?
Like I said, you'll grow up one day ;^)

Nice to hear some criticism of BotW aside from "SKYRIM LITE LOL", those sound like actual improvements

And this is why people hate potato posters.
And no matter what way you slice it, BotW was just nintendo going "we want the skyrim audience."

I didn't say it was ok, I said you are retarded for acknowledging it
But sure, blame all your problems on the master race, have fun circle jerking each other on discord or whatever, remember to add your cat boy/female roe to every post so people don't forget you!

~O-hohohohohoho!

Aren't we being anti-semitic today.

My dear user, didn't anyone tell you that it's impolite to spite your benefactors?

A projecting potato, how about that.

just start from the ground up
Beck's design is shit

Also

Would make the game 60% better.

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Jesus, that's the kind of shit MMOs do so you can stretch out play time. What's the point of a giant open world that the devs brag is full of interesting stuff if you make it easier to ignore everything?

The exact same basic structure but all of Ortega's gay revolutionary shit ends up being a facade for a conspiracy and things start going hellmouth damn quickly, through which you're expected to just be a nice cleaning lady. Strong focus on body horror, and eventually your character starts to mutate. Subtly at first, like camera eye-level being slightly higher (you got taller) and then more dramatically, like where you can see your skin peeling away. The game should ideally only be marginally longer than it is right now, and how early things start to go from "pretentious" to "terrifyingly fucked up" should be directly related to how nosy you are. Also, you walk faster.
It wouldn't be a good game, but it would be a better one.

I wouldn't mind so much, but most of the time of I find myself wrestling with the horse to get it to go in the direction I want it to.

Riding a horse in BOTW give you two choices:
1. Point your horse towards a road and take your thumb off the control-stick
2. Go fuck yourself

I'm one of the few people here who likes nuDoom from what little I played over the free weekend, but those ideas are really interesting. It seems like your primary goal is to make the game harder while still making it fair, and I can see where you're going with that, but what you describe doesn't seem very "Doom like". The whole dashing mechanic makes me think of a toss up between Vanquish and Dark Souls type combat EVERYTHING IS DARK SOULS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
I would love to see that be its own game, but I wonder what the market for it would be like

Fallout 4
Just get the proper Fallout team to rewrite the story and characters from square one. While they're at it, fix the weapons and perk and enemies and just fix the game in general.
Game plays mostly the same but now the writing isn't hot garbage and there's actual choice and consequence in both the story and the player choices in regards to gameplay specializations.

Honestly, a lot of what you just read are ideas for my own FPS which I've tried to constrain to the design of nuDoom, which in itself is already a strong departure of the original Doom. So I had to leave out weapons with their own personality who could talk to you and other weapons in your arsenal, as using a weapon would increase the affinity and relationship with that weapon and affect some minor dialogue. Shotgun best gunfu

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Good on ya, love to see people here making their own games
But really, fps/vn sounds almost autistic enough to create a niche of players with

Generally speaking, just undo everything changed as a result of focus testing, player feedback, and appealing to a broader audience. The result will be a less marketable but more interesting game.

My plan requires the fruit to rot, first.

tl;dr
Remove Chris Roberts from the project

Not for all of them, but for several notable quests.. yes. There's even an entry on some wiki telling you what level you should wait to hit before completely certain quests.
en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Leveled_Item_Quests

Skyrim's whole gear system is pure, unfiltered ass, either way. By the time you can access a crafting table and a forge, you can already make better gear than 99% of what the game will give you normally.

Easy, you juice it.

fixed every problem in the game

Combine No Man's Sky; a game with a universe but no content with Star Citizen; a game with no universe but all content

Also, change the "they" bullshit. Both humans are boys, and that's it. Girls are too weak to be heroes.

every good game would be a turd if it were unpolished. just look at what dissatisfies you and improve on it. do this a thousand times.
good features are made up of dozens of little things.

Take No Mans Sky
Make the generation system very complex to be as detailed and good looking as the world in Subnautica, but still randomized across planets
Add the early solar system hopping mechanics from Starbound with fuel collection and free travel within a system
Add the sheer variety of foods, plants, materials, and biomes from heavily modded minecraft
Add a hidden planet with cannibals from a crashed ship from long ago who reproduced and lived all over this planet for hundreds of years who will actively hunt you and fuck your shit up if you aren't paying attention like in The Forest
Finally make it easy to mod

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take any bad game
make all the not-on-disk content be included on the disk, available to the player without paying more money than the base game costs
and on top of that, the cost of the game isn't increased

Alphys might be a shitty fucking piece of shit irredeemable garbage character that only gets worse when you finish the game, but sans is a lazy way of not wanting to write anything for Flowey. He does the exact fucking shit Flowey does, minus the menacing nature that the game first showed off, that is, unless you play genocide.

Take Sonic '06. Finish it. You've just turned one of the most hated games ever and turned it into at least one of the best Sonic games. People who say that game is irredeemable never played it. It's very close to being good, if only it wasn't an alpha prototype passed off as a real game.

this game still fucking makes me just as mad after all this time

Most of the issues with WoD branched from lack of content/garrisons being dogshit.

Yes I know there's the Mega Maker project, but I want a high def version.

That sounds like a good game without even comparing it to what we got.
What a shame.

Base gameplay would remain exactly the same, except make it open world. Make the game about deciding which battles to show up to on the map and can't win all of them.

And the lack of content stemmed from their continued inability to understand that complaints about end-of-expansion content droughts does not mean players want expansions to release on a faster pace, they just don't want to be stuck playing the same shit for a year. For some reason (spoilers: more money), they kept on trying to push for yearly expansions, something that literally nobody asked for. That's why Warlords had such a pathetic amount of content, because they actually wanted to get Legion out within a year, but of course they failed miserably.

Thankfully they finally realized that was a dumb goal to aim for and now they're just ending expansions when they're done and focusing on keeping content drops more regular. Shame that they couldn't have figured that out years ago, Warlords might've been pretty good. Wish I could've seen Farahlon.

Also South Seas expansion's coming up next unless it's a big case of misdirection between the datamined Kul Tiras armor sets and Jaina being the key art for WoW at Blizzcon this year.

This is going to be a tough one.
I'm probably forgetting a bunch but this will have to do. Would be nice to combine them into one version but you would end up with a pretty long game that dragged on unless you took out a bunch of the souls too.

You now have dungeon keeper 2.0, dwarf fortress 2.0, Zelda maker 2.0, severance, blade of darkness 2.0 and 3dRPG maker, WRPG edition.
Where's my money?

Forgot to add:
work on 10/10 devtools and make it so you can use most of them in-game.

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thread reminds me of the gunpoint dev
he came across a game and had some problems with how convoluted it was, but instead of making a critique he made his own spinoff game as a rebuttal
think he did a blog on it

That's it. We just fixed Niggerfield without even changing the whole game or making new assets. You make the file size smaller and you end up with a WW1 sim. It was that simple. But DICE doesn't want to make fun video games.

Porn game. Make all characters sexy and not ironing boards (Tumblr looks are fine, fucking stupid blue haired bitches is fun). Main character has romance routes where she's gay. Graphics improved to account for the detail needed to make half decent porn.

Basically a dating sim but you can travel to the past to amend your bad choices or romance a different character.
Also you can make orgies if you're really good.
The main story where the town gets destroyed or something is fine, keep it alongside the porn

Pretty sure people would hate that as much as they hate glory kills.

Pistol and SMG should be a 1 shot too as long as it hits the heart or spine. In fact why not just have zones of damage across the entire body instead of lumping in a grazing shot with one that hits center mass.

That would indeed be great. Have a (You)

Release it on a real console that can have actual camera controls with right stick
Give it Dark Souls's target system
Improve the awful fucking sound effects
Replace the entire cast of awful ass fucking voice actors with weird and cringey accents
Get Medievil 1's writer. What the fuck. Not even toddlers find this shit funny. Don't do forced humor. Space out the humor with serious sections like Medievil 1 did.
Seriously, just trim out the dialog. Make every piece of dialog memorable.
Make Dan not stupidly gigantic
Don't make Dark Soul's camera mistake of hiding the character behind foreground elements and making the camera inconsistent as fuck while you're walking along narrow hallways. Keep a good camera distance, keep it consistent.
Add more weapons and more heroes at Hall of Heroes, make each weapon useful and fun to use for different situation. Get the quick weapon change back that you didn't even bring back from Medievil 2, but for like 3 weapons.
Make weapons more fun to use and less clunky.
Fire the level designers as well. Get real fucking level designers. Improve upon Medievil 1, make stages larger without taking away from their charm.
Don't give the dash at the beginning of the game. Make it an acquirable skill like Medievil 1. What's more, add a bunch of new acquirable skills, like Soul Reaver. Make it so the chalice is unobtainable on some levels until you get certain skills. Make certain levels accessible only after get a certain skill or weapon to break the linearity. Have a bunch of branching paths.
I guess the music is the only thing that's not atrocious.

user, that's fucking stupid. It's supposed to be Battlefield, not Verdun. A simulator is exactly the opposite of what they and the fanbase wants.

Also add cool difficult puzzles and shit. Puzzles with actual logic unlike the Shadow Demon's puzzle
Why the hell not. Puzzles kick ass.

And they say ideafags are useless. These are pretty fucking good.

Battlefield is shit. OP asks me to make a shit game good. I made it good. What's your problem now?

Ideafags come up with good ideas they can't bring to execution nor can direct a team that can properly execute it.
Mentioning a very general idea of something good is easy. Ironing out all the details is what's hard.
Execution is always most important.

I'll take Destiny, indisputably one of the worst video games ever made, and apply these fixes to Destiny 2

from their boundaries and explore randomly generated maps in a manner similar to that of Diablo with the potential of finding good loot just by running around and looking for tough enemies to kill

too bad none of this will ever happen and all potential this franchise ever had is completely lost due to jewish influence

Is that guy facing forward or backward? I can never tell.

Release source code, resources, and easy-to-use tools for the purpose of mod creation. Do not monetize the mods. Literally every single game can be fixed this way and even the best games can be further improved. Mods fix everything.

Maybe he's just wearing the helmet backwards or something

But that's exactly the thing. You're just breaking a few things, turning it an exceedingly dull "milsim" if you could even call it that. The biggest alterations to Battlefield that would improve the game wouldn't be crippling the speed of matches, but by encouraging teamplay.

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Those ideas would make BF1 shity milsim which no one wants. Most of BF1s problems come from bugs and user interface issues in the first place. A better idea would be to just remove the WW1 excuse and make it full steampunk. The best parts of the game are mostly things that ignore actual history.

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Good shit

I'll post what I posted in a previous thread.

It'd be like Hitman, except you have the entire city of Paris to assassinate your target.

Sounds cool. I wish any of these ideas would be plausible.


Should just make the garrison a huge outpost and make it be the capital where all players hang out. There should be a lot less garrison missions and all of them should be a lot more meaningful, with their own backstory and stuff. Sending pawns on missions would mean you'd actually get to control them from a top down pov like an rts. It would basically be warcraft 3 minus the base building. You could choose to pay different resources for each mission up to a certain cap. each resource would grant you a specific type of starting units. Garrison resources = peons, oil = ships with a unit of soldiers, gold = mercenaries, etc. The one to three pawns you'd select to go on missions would be hero units that would play much like they do in wc3. you could recruit certain enemy mobs you'd find along the way to fight for you depending on the pawns you'd own. Hunters would recruit beasts, shamans could recruit elementals, warlocks - demons, each would be able to recruit their own class and the perks would essentially be for recruitment. The brute perk would be for recruiting ogres, diplomat perk would be for recruiting more intelligent humanoids, merciless perk would be for recruiting hostile humanoids, etc. However, recruitment wouldn't be a 100% thing. It could fail and you'd just end up fighting the mobs. Sometimes a smaller number of hostile mobs would also join your ranks after being beaten by you. You would have to check out the destination of your battle and make your way there from your garrison. You'd pick your pawns depending on the route you'd take and the units you'd think you could need. There would be a specified amount of players each with their own army (about half from each faction) in a single "world" instance which would just be a top-down version of draenor. Once a player finishes a mission or faces defeat, another one enters the same instance. Your army and pawns would gain levels from fighting mobs or players but they would get more xp from fighting player armies so you could try to annihilate the armies of players from opposing factions for a chance at a stronger army once you get to your destination. You could also salvage defeated camps and armies for certain resources that could improve your armor, grant additional unit skills, etc.

There would be 3 mission types: the one I just described, another PVE only type which would be the same except you would be in your own instance and you wouldn't be able to recruit mobs meaning you'd have to outplay the pc and survive to your destination and a "player mission" type. The player mission type mission would essentially be a player-made mission. You could pick a quest that you need help with or create your own mission like wanting to kill a certain amount of things in a specific area (that has those things of course) and submit the quest to the mission board and the first person to spot and accept it would go with you with an army in rts mode in the actual world. This would probably have to be limited to some extent in order to prevent just completely flooding the world with player armies but it could be hella fun if done correctly. I think it would be really cool to see armies leaving the garrison too. It would feel a lot more like you're actually invading the world like you were supposed to be.

oh man, imagine staking your target out for an in-game day just to wait for them to go to the toilet and murdering them while they're shitting

What, almost like a real stealth game?

I can't see this fucking game cover without thinking of the Mario brothers edit.

I can do the same, except better:

Fuck your 5/10 bullshit, I can make this a solid 9/10 game.

ok

One thing to add: Have randomly generated people enterting towns to make them feel larger if needed. All the NPCs in town will walk to the market and pretend to buy shit at the same time everyday. Why not have a swarm of randomly generated fucks come in as if they're from the outlying villages or something?


If you put in more than minimal effort anyone can make voice acting sound good.

Genuinely bad voice acting in a game can be amazing because you usually have to work at sounding bad. Bland VA work is what deserves death.

You're a fucking idiot if you think that. Back in the day, that's what games actually did - and you'll notice the performances are on par with the "professional" shit today.

Don't be ridiculous. Voice acting is definitely better now. The problem is that they pay 100 times more for a handful of people to for a comparitively marginal increase in quality.

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I think you're misunderstanding, you can dash at any time as long as you have the energy, and it's not a pre-baked animation which locks you in place.

Could you link it?

Lets not forget that the obscure final level destruction skills are, for some ass backwards reason, tied to YOUR resistance to ice/fire/etc instead of the foes.

I found this out with a Nord with Stalhrim with frost resistance at 100% and got the spell only to find out the spell doesn't do jack shit.

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This is retarded, the game was at it's best in beta when the damage was even higher.

Thank you.

is that pic from bakuon?

>can still play online with friends and randos if you really must

I would fix fallout 4. The Baseline technology is great but the story line is trash, and aspects like the weapon customization really need an overhaul.

The weapon mod system is head and shoulders above what Fallout NV had to offer.
I would change it to be like the gunstruction web app or like Tarkov, and implement real life gun parts.

Fallout NV isn't trash but I would add more casino games, and implement my updated weapon mod system.

Really, all they had to do is just make a new Flatout. That's all they had to do, and they failed. Fuck you, Bugbear.

I went overboard because why the fuck not, I've got Notch's budget.
But if you keep it simple it could be done with 5~mirrion dorrars.

Prototype 2
I got nothing

Conan Exiles.

I actually like the game but I could easily make it better:

COMBAT

AI

This and the promised features and I'll play it forever.

World of Warcraft. There's too much that needs to be done, so here's a brief section.

Ignore the flag.

Its really fucking easy actually, you dont have to add anything just remove stuff

I urge you to pick one because the two terms are mutually exclusive.

Not true. You can't make me voice act if my life depended on it

What. I didn't know that. What key triggers it on PC?

this makes me sad

remove nigger with ah bloo bloo muh family bullshit
make alex the protagonist again
have him deal with the govt trying to retake the city in a wave using new partially infected super soldiers who are fast and can jump like him but are fucked up from the infection like those fast as hell dudes from MGSTPP, and trying to get a cure for his sister, while Pariah actually becomes a real threat and later infects the army from the inside and creates utter chaos
game ends with NY getting nuked and alex and his cured sister getting away safely to start life anew somewhere with mentions of alex thinking about trying a normal persons life for once

Basically a bus themed version of flash games like LA Shark

There's also the police, which catch you if you don't go fast enough.
doublepost sage

Skyrim

Did I change too much, is it now a different game? It still wouldn't be good, would it?

Take TLOU and remove Ellie and batman vision from the game.

Take TLOU and remove Ellie's clothes from the game.

no thanks. Ellie is a featureless little hobgoblin with no interesting dialogue or character traits.

but user, you taught her to whistle

If she wasn't retarded that might have made her cute
now we just have a whistling retard

that woulda been interesting if Ellie wasn't a horrid little bitch and those scenes came naturally or the player could activate them instead of pigeonholing the player into watching Ellie be a retard every 10 minutes

THIS

Easy as fuck OP:
1. Give nine out of ten of the "artists" an infinite vacation.
2. Hire two good coders by offering them all the money saved by sacking the nepotistic pandasexuals.
3. Give the coders near free "artistic freedom" to make the core game play fun and fluid.
4. Do not let the coders change anything outside the core.
5. Re-brand the turd with a new name.
6. Sell the polished turd and start slowly running the company down for cheap acquisition by your earlier employer.
7. Win.

On my few trips to /d/ and such, I've seen that people have time control fetishes, so this could actually work SUPER WELL.

B-B-B-BUT MUH DAUGHTERFU!
What would you do with the world if you took her out, given that changes the entire story. Just replace her with a more likable character?

if she were naked would that not be an interesting trait?

You guys are fucking small time. Think of any game, add dynamic yet realistic voice acting generated by AI that users can manipulate sort of like vocaloid except better, release SDK with hella user friendly editor.

There, I just solved all video games forever.

how does this fix any video game

He looks OK in 8 bit and he looked OK a concept too.

Fans will do it way better than anyone.

Compare the vocal delivery of John Normington to Patrick Stewart, both actors from roughly the same sorts of backgrounds, but quite different in popularity - and thus, wildly different in costs - for the same role, about ten years apart.

The vocal delivery for Uriel Septim here was done at a fraction of its cost for Oblivion, and is on par - if not better. You can put that as just being a result of it being filmed, but you could put this dialogue just as effectively on a character in the game. For characters that are actually important to the story, you can go out and get people with experience.

But for random people in the streets? There's no need. Just get random people in the streets. Put out flyers around town saying, "hey, who wants to do some line readings for $100?" and you've cut down costs of production to a fraction.

I'm going to omit unfinished trash like Ride to Hell: Retribution because "finish the game" is an easy and boring answer. So I'll pick something relevant to my interests and somewhat recent.

Make the menu as bare bones as possible, with a possible minimum of two clicks to join a game with no stupid menu animations or matchmaking between ("Multiplayer Games" > click on server in server list, I guess technically a double click but you get my point)
Fix the fucking framerate issues. This is id, for fuck's sake. Carmack looks down disapprovingly. Just get rid of graphical effects if you must.
Get rid of the bloatware launcher garbage, unless you want to do an out-of-game only server browser, which may be all right.
Allow community maps. Set up scripting tools, even if you never use them yourself, that allow people to potentially make campaign maps. Because there hasn't been a good FPS campaign in I don't even know how long.
Obviously dedicated servers run by community is kind of necessary for community maps to be effective.
**The champions didn't even ruin the game by themselves to be honest. Some of the abilities – Ranger's for example –
are very fun to use. The core is still Quake, but they ruined all the fundamental things that allow you to actually play Quake.**

So your fix for Quake Champions is "make it Quake Live".

Add feature where you can gas all niggers, faggots, and jews.

The only problems QL has as of now are some dated graphics (easy fix as long as you don't make the effects too cluttered and distracting, or give the option to turn them off), the stupid limited map system (into the trash) and the fact that no one plays it (because Id fucked up and introduced loadouts, and even after they undid it, everyone lost hope for Id not fucking up)

Not really worst game but holy hell is it a good game buried under mountains of shit. And that is what makes it such an absolute pile of garbage, the fact that you KNOW it can be good but it just gets worse and worse.