If Dixie Kong is Chunky Kong's cousin, and Diddy Kong is Donkey Kong's nephew...

If Dixie Kong is Chunky Kong's cousin, and Diddy Kong is Donkey Kong's nephew, and Chunky Kong and Donkey Kong are brothers, then are Diddy and Dixie related? And why are they described as boyfriend/girlfriend?

What, you think monkeys never inbreed?

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The Kong family line includes several different species of great ape and lower monkey. It is best to not even question it. However, since you brought up primatology, it is clear that god's greatest natural creation is the gibbon.

First pic isn't that bad, I'd love to pump his shaft and shotgun all his cum

Diddy was described as DK's "Adopted Nephew" by smash trophies. Dixie also has no tail, indicating she is an ape like the other Kongs.

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Sorry, I'm not into black girls.

Imagine being such a cuck that you become Jr. to your own son.

wow nice retcon, nintendo

I would let dixie fiddle with my banana if you know what I mean ;)

What happened to DK's hair, he looks like Jimmy Neutron for fucks sake.

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Wasn't Cranky the original DK that kidnapped Pauline? And then he got old as fuck, and Jr. is basically Expand Dong in his early years?

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They aren't

Accounts vary. Cranky is either Dong's father or grandfather, in which case Dong Jr is Dong's father

The DK64 manual says that Lanky's an honorary Kong, i.e not related to any of them

Chunky and DK aren't brothers. Where did you get this ridiculous information.

To be Chunky's cousin, Dixie would be the daughter of one of Chunky's aunts or uncles. Thus, those aunts and uncles are shared by Donkey Kong.
Now, depending on whether Diddy is the son of Chunky or another sibling to Donkey we don't know about, Diddy is either fucking his great-cousin or great-cousin-once-removed.

That's the correct answer assuming she's no adoptions, which is likely as Diddy has no tail and his true parents have never been shown.

Diddy has no tail

I meant Dixie, my bad.

Am awake at 2:14 in a thread in a thread about donkey kongs fucking family, and monkey porn. I think I really need to question what am doing, and more importantly does this make me happy.

And the only answer i have is, meh.

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pls no bully, I've been awake for 40 hours straight.

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Maybe he mistyped and meant to say Kiddy and Chunky are brothers, as I vaguely recall hearing something like that before.

Kiddy and Chunky are brothers, and cousins of Tiny and Dixie. Nowhere does it say that they're related to DK and Diddy.

Yeah that's what the DK64 instruction booklet said.

reread the manual and stop spreading misinformation. The data implies he's a distant relative

Bio: This knuckle-dragging Kong looks like a clown, and it's more than just a coincidence. Think of him as a twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree. Kremlings and Klaptraps may snicker at his goofy gait as he ambles in their direction, but there's nothing funny about a hyper extended sucker punch.
Instruction booklet bio from Cranky Kong: "A newcomer to the Kong clan and the joker of the pack. I haven't a clue whom he's related to - must be some distant cousin or something. Those silly stretchy arms give him plenty of potential, but I'm sure he'll be too busy clowning around to be of much use.

are you saying jimy neutron die ans become donkey

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So what I'm getting out of this is that Dixie, Kiddy, Tiny, and Chunky aren't real Kongs? The only relation they seem to have with the Kongs is Dixie is Diddy's girlfriend.

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I think they are all Kongs, just that "Kong" is more of a loose "clan" name than an actual family name. I'd assume any monkey that came in to be bros with DK counts as a Kong.