What the hell are you supposed to do in this situation?

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Should I play it on a 3DS then?

A pakistani fortune teller.

nvm found it

strategic view minesweeper

There's mienfield.com/
you can draw a swastika flag

You have only yourself to blame.

1. Get a time machine
2. Find out all decisions lead to a
DEAD END
3. Figure out that the future can change the past
4. Give up this timeline

There are versions that don't generate these unfair setups.

The free one was obviously the one to the left of the one you picked
Why are you so dumb?

Literally how can you tell? Or rather, his do you think you can te.

The comments take me back a bit.

Was gonna answer seriously but I don't bother with beta nu males.

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Stop being a fag and buy a better phone.

Git gud.

You start a new game.

Do you have a breakdown every time you hit the first one and it's a mine? It's called 'taking a chance' OP, for a game called MINEsweeper you should expect to not necessarily know where the odd mine is and then not be a bitch about it when one blows.

If the game isn't casual-constant-wins enough for you I'm sure there's a tripleAyygoty out there you can mash a single button to and succeed.

Play a non-broken version of the puzzle.
chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html

That couldn't happen in the windows one

Until the one in Windows Vista onwards that lets you replay a level.

You flag them both with a '?' and stop playing.

Don't gamble with minesweeper lives, user.

Carpe diem

Looks like someone with her body under a table moving a puppet

it's part of the russian dog experiments, that's no puppet

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Source?

Bombs are always on the right. Or up. Sometimes when you flag them they quickly move to the left or down, the crafty bastards.

Gamble. Or play a version on a seamless surface without boundaries.

kek. A game based around intelligence shouldn't have the last choice be a coin flip.

what's with the amazon ad?

OP is dumb.

Don't explain the game to this retard.

Countersage for being faggots, think before you post next time.

are you retarded?

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Don't talk back at me faggot boy

Its an old video how have you not seen it before? I guess not everyone went through the paranormal phase in 2007

You not only tried to explain a ridiculously simple game mechanic, you also utterly failed to realize the issue.
If you honestly aren't just shitposting for (You)'s then holy fuck your brain causes Trypophobia.

It's a time waster that shipped with Windows OS, so I don't see why you're treating this so seriously. Even if you ignore that, you can go full game journo and say it gives you the "red or blue wire" feeling as if you're really part of an IED disposal unit.

You're a moron, tripsman.

Turn it off and play an actual game of skill.

Ya'll just got tricked hard.

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I've never been quite able to do everything in this. What happens after doing all the missions?

I wish I knew. I've shut the gravity off before which was pretty neat.

Man where are the really cool pin ball games, like something pinballs like anyone remember kirby pinball that shit was fucking fun as hell.

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You know, I hate this joke honestly. the whole,
Meme, their is not pretending to being stupid, if you say or act stupid, then you are by extension stupid. It's not a fucking act, so own up to being a retard.

Hearing this manually

Remember when bait used to mean saying certain things that would make people sperg out and not slamming your head against the wall for attention?

ENOUGH

If you were playing a game and there was a 1% chance every 5 seconds that a lightning bolt 1-hit kills you, that's not good game design I don't know what to tell you.

If you were playing a game and there was a 1% chance your mom would walk in to your room and suck your dick and destroy your computer that would be excellent game design

That's because it's not meant to be perfect. It's meant to entertain you for a few minutes until you download something that's actually good.

Did you know that there is two more tables?

Yes. My dad had the full version.

I'd get the fuck out of there. Too many red flags.

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You made me laugh, you get a gold star son.nice dubs also.

Minesweeper, still more intense than the division

Play a proper minesweeper game that generates solvable puzzles.