Wukong

Granblue Fantasy

Specter will beat the shit out of the humans in AE4, just you wait.

He sounds more like Chinese Superman than Hercules.

It all makes sense now. Deepest lore.

A shame that the West isn't as myth-happy as chinks and gooks. A game where you ``hunt`` urban myths like a Cabela game or gather solid evidence of them with some terror elements could be fun.
Give me Black Dog, Jackalopes, Wendigos or Jersey Devils. They have appeared, but I think I've seen them more often on Japanese games. Or you could even introduce more specific and obscure myths and legends to make it more popular, I'm sure there are some fun stories out there.

Skinwalker game when

I've never seen that character in any of the games I've played in my whole life OP. Are you sure you're not just a weeaboo who plays shitty JRPGs and has a distorted view of reality?

My nigger, I came here to post this.

All these ugly monkeymen. Never enough feisty apegirls.

What manga?

He's pretty much China's most notable pop culture/fairytale character. Also very well known the west as well thanks to shit like Dragon Ball. He's basically just a fad character that games, books, and so on will copy as "parody" or reference just for the sake of it.

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The first time that I saw him mentioned was in warframe, and that game bases frames after historical or mythological figures all of the time.

I wish I knew. All I remember is that no one ever scanlated all of it.

My favorite Historian is Rhino.

I fucking miss Sonson so much. I'd turn her into a howling monkey.

Can you post the rest you have?

user.. I don't know how to tell you this, but.. I already did
have a cute shark instead.

荒野に獣慟哭す

Is this about him turning up in DotA 2? Because that happened 9 months ago. new heroes when, fucking valve are so lazy

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I don't know what it is but something about monkey girls makes me feel uncomfortable. Even monster girl variants are kind of awkward

Saiyans are barely monkeys at all, which is kind of ironic considering Freezer's constant racism. Just remove their tail and they're indistinguishable from humans. Also, you're a pleb and have shit taste

I remember playing a demo version of that game quite a bit, but I never owned it

At least i'm not a furry

Kouya ni Kemono Doukokusu
Apparently a few chapters have been scanlated!

Holy shit, this is some Deviantart OC levels of overpower. Sun Wukong might be the very first Original the Character

No thanks, they're terrifying enough already.

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You do know Saiyans can transform into fucking king kong, right? The only Saiyans without a tail are the ones that came to earth and got it chopped off.
Saiyans used to be a literal bunch of planet destroying raving monkeys before they got genocided.

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…and it looks like none of the translated chapters feature the monkey girl.

I'm not a furry either but Saiyans are still for plebs

I know about Saiyans, believe me. And I stand by what I said. The only clue that a Saiyan is a Saiyan is its tail, without their tail they're no different from humans

/k/ gets spooked by everything, gun autism and getting spooked is 99% of what they do

thanks

Monkey girls are hot.

Are you saying you don't enjoy getting spooked and falling asleep scared with your raifu?

true

LOL

Move aside plebs, best frame coming through.

One of the hottest Friends, and a Sun Wukong aficionado to boot.

It's extra annoying given there are loads of really interesting religious and Buddhist themes and stories and other characters in the original texts to draw from. But just pick the monkey bashing things with his wishing staff all the time.

You gay OP?

China only has one thing, it's history. They're costantly looking back on the glory days of 200AD where they were (almost) on par with the Romans. For the last 1500 years they've accomplished virtually nothing aside from gunpowder

Preddy good gook picture book.

If some monkeys have small dicks and reach orgasm quite quickly, would fucking a monkey girl make her squirm and feel pleasure much more with a human, even if you're average in dick size and staying power?

If some asians have small dicks and reach orgasm quite quickly, would fucking a asian girl make her squirm and feel pleasure much more with a white, even if you're average in dick size and staying power?

Oi lads, that's how HIV happened.
Stop it.

Asians are pretty disgusting

He isn't joking actually.

I know he isn't

What's up with asians then? It's niggers who invented aids by fucking monkeys.

Yes.

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thats actually terrifying

Th…..that's not a real quote, right?

These eyes and expression i knew i would recognize them.

Artist is Sei ITOH

It's apparently fake. Barry Wilmore never went on a trip to space with a man named Ramirez.

One of my all-time favorite character designs.

>What Ramirez? We don't have any Ramirez

You best be jokin, satan.

Actually. aids is a mutant strain introduced to intercity american blacks by the CIA to create valid test subjects for medical experimentation.

But yes, the original virus spread to humans through monkey ass.

It is because a lot dev teams/studios nowdays are owned by chinese investors and they decide to add a "Wukong like" character to attract the chinese market.

This is also happening in Hollywood, they have to suck China's dick to get a pass into their country due to their film importation laws

wtf i love communism now?!

asians really are insects.

There's nothing wrong with monkey characters.

The only job 99% of women should have in any STEM working environment.

It would be the perfect job if user was a girl.

I'm guessing it's just the camera angle that's making her tits look big?

Look how she is using her arms

Sun Wukong is the most smug bastard mythology has ever shit out.

Arms, and angle, also she's just a model/escort-thing unrelated to the Chinese women in IT but posted to illustrate their purpose if you're more autistic than Chinese IT workers.

Actually aids is just an ailment caused by drugs.

He's like a character created by the NUH-UH kid you knew, but actually cool.

because he is one of the one of the first mary sues of history?

>>>/imperium/

Any good games or animu with Wukong?

Possibly, but he is a total asshole in mythology and everyone hates him for it. Even the most patient of monks hate him.

Not sure if you would be into a genderswapped version of Journey to the West.

Tails literally haven't been mentioned since Vegeta got his cut off, except for in GT, and recently in Super, just to point out that Universe 6 Saiyans don't have them. They literally have never mentioned why Trunks, Goten, and Pan don't have tails. Presumably their parents trim them but they never say that. The last time they're mentioned in Z, Vegeta says his should grow back. It never does and they never speak of it again.

You now realize that there would be no social stigma against anons, NEETS, wizards, and any other categories you want to put us in, if only we had vaginas.

Everyone complains about DBZ being power level wanking and Goku being too powerful, but they don't realize that Toriyama actually reigned it in big time and nerfed Goku hardcore.

Dragon Ball

Saiyuki: Journey West if you're into SRPGs

Clearly you've never heard of Huemac, first pic related

Fucking bless the mesoamericans, their religions and myths are so fucking batshit. The human sacrifice the aztecs were doing was ostensibly to stop the cosmic skeletal futa demonesses with rattlenakes for dicks from eating the sun and ending reality for the 5th time. They had a butterfly war goddess whose butterfly wings made out of obsidian knives, and their creator goddess had a necklace made of human hands and hearts, and clawed feet and hands herself, and had two snakes made of blood gushing out from her severed neck. The Maya were no less crazy, with their hell (xibalba) being composed of videogame level levels with stuff like demonic bats or raining knives with "bosses" as death gods with names like "puss gatherer" and shit

Also the mayans had a really rad writing system that was both a true phontic written language and logogramic hieroglyphs at the same time, and the aztecs themselves had what was likely the best waterworks and hygineic technology/practices in the world at the time with a city built on a lake the size of Constantinople.

fug, this shit looks pretty metal

That's because it is, Mesoamerican mythologies makes norse, shinto, and chinese all look like tame normalfag pansy bullshit.

Their maize god was also "the shorn one", and wore other people's skinned kins to symbolize husking maize, and his main ceremoney was this gem:

The cultures themselves were all pretty cool, depending on the exact time and culture they were either actually on par with the ancient egyptians, greeks, or even roman empire (other pics related) and in some ways on par with or ahead of 16th centuary europe, but god damn their religion was fucking crazy

It's a real quote, but it was a fictitious encounter that he cooked up to illustrate a point he was making.
Basically, quote's real, but taken out of context - the event never happened.

No it isn't you dumbfuck, it's from clickhole

clickhole.com/post/incredible-we-asked-these-astronauts-what-its-be-s-2186

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There's a missed illegal alien joke here, but I can't find it.

nekojin masterrace reporting in

OP's pic is from Paragon

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Jesus fucking christ. How has no one made a tabletop game with this shit yet?

The nature of Monkey is irrepressible.

There was that one interesting srpg on ps1. Still tempted to complete it once.

I'd rather get something like an ascreed game. As horrible as their religious stuff sounds even the Spanish, in literally every single account we have of the conquest, extoll over and over how amazingly pretty and clean and large all of their cities were.

y-yeah, really puts it into perspective

You need Jesus in your life.

Also I can dump excerpts from Spanish accounts describing aztec cities and gardens if people want

in the meantime here's the last aztec god image I have saved on this com: This is one of the aspects of Tezcatlipoca, variously a god of jaguars, the night, storms, etc, as well as being a trickster god. Sounds like a bad guy, but aztec religion had duality as an iimportant aspect, and he was worshipped a lot and super important to the pantheon in super complicated way I am too tired to explain.

For example, Tezcatlipoca, Quetzalcoatl, Huitzilopochtli and Xipe Totec were referred to respectively as the Black, the White, the Blue and the Red Tezcatlipocas. (I explained xipe totec earlier, you guys should at least know who quetzalcoatl is from pop culture even if you don't know his role in aztec mythology, huitzilopocthli was THE most important god to the aztecs (depending on what you mean by aztecs, it's complicated, i'll clarify if people want), he was the god of war, the sun, and human sacrifice).

not trying to stop you user but are you the same user that sometimes post about this in other threads? are you a historian?

Isn't this meme dead ?

PC police is going your way

I'm pretty sure CE stands for Common Era aka AD in the real world. BC for the academical marxist is BCE, Before Common Era.

why does he have black arms if there were not africans in the americas until the 16th century?

This is actually pretty sad. How could you enjoy talking to someone who is only talking to you because she is paid to do so?

It's fundamentally not different from prostitution. Yet SJWs act as if prostitutes are the losers in their transactions, and the sad, pathetic men who are willing to pay women to pretend to love them are somehow powerful oppressors.

fucking faggots I swear

Their entire basis for their bloody religious practices was that they believed that they had to shed massive amounts of blood each year, both voluntary and non voluntary, or the sun would fucking die. Again.

being a soulless drone helps, as does desperation. a lot of asian cultures have this bizzare problem where relationships have become super comodified but they are afraid of sex, so now you have this weird thing that's basically sexless prostitution. in japan you can pay money to go on dates where you cant get laid, its actually a problem because men and women will avoid real relationships for a once a week 2 hour session for a nubile fuckboy/grill to dote over them. or people can pay women to clean their ears or lay down next to them but not touch. Asians are fucking insane.

Let's not forget that everyone at work only talks to their co-workers because they're paid to do so. If this were in America the job would be called "Human Resources Manager" since that's all it really is: making sure your drones keep droning.

It's either ash or paint, he's not "black" it's that his limbs are painted.

I remember that game going from manageable to tits up difficult very quickly as a kid. I should replay it.

this is why im taking this summer to get jacked.
no more mister nice guy

Your interpretation is that Nezha is a trap because of his clothing, I'm going to assume. But that's how Chinese people used to dress. He was never taken for a female.

It's more than just being muscular, you know. There are guys who are fat who get girls, there are guys who are scrawny who get girls. The thing is confidence and the right attitude.

People (not just girls) tend to view guys who lack confidence to be creeps. The word creep literally just means an odd person, viewed as odd often because they don't fit in quite right. Which describes most of the people who post around here.

If you want to get a girlfriend, the big thing is working on your ability to talk around them and being able to put yourself forward. You can look like Zyzz and have a 10 inch cock and still get no pussy.

I've heard tell that frequent masturbation (i.e. daily) reduces your testosterone levels. It's potentially possible, since your seminal vesicles provide fructose to your semen for energy to help them, and constant ejaculation would result in deficient levels of fructose.

A reduction of testosterone can lead to women feeling ill at ease with you, because they don't detect you as a potential mate but instead possibly as a Eunuch (which makes people uncomfortable). A reduction of testosterone also means that you would have reduced gains when working out, you could potentially make up for it by juicing or protein shakes, but if you want to get ripped just stop jerking off altogether.

And know that so long as you stay the way you normally are, all the crunches, presses and pushups in the world aren't going to change how women see you. Gain some fucking confidence. You don't need to look like Jack Lalanne to get girls, you just need to improve what it is that girls find appealing about you. If you're funny, try to be funny.

Stop being queer and odd around people, and you're already halfway there.

He's literally the most popular folk character.
If you don't believe me remember that pic related is based on it.

It's quite possible that Superman has some basis in the mythology as well, considering that Superman's original design shot lasers from the eyes and was 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound' before they changed that to just be flight in general. He's also able to reverse time, and Superman Prime defeated every enemy that he could have possibly fought in the known universes in his alternate timeline.

Money and power, note scrawny losers like Moot only have a chance in hell because of money. For guys who look scrawny or fat but aren't rich, it's called having the build of a working man you can tell from just looking who is a lard ass and who is stout or is rocking the strong man build. And scrawny guys with a working man build? Half the time it's cause their on drugs, so you'd only know they aren't weaklings when they slam you against the wall in a fit of rage.

Probably

he's a god he ain't gotta explain shit. Quetzalcoatl was usually green, for example, pic related

Yeah, that's the "or the sun would get eaten by cosmic skeletal futa demons" thing.

Though, it's worth noting over time this may have been warped into more or less an pretext aztec leadersip used for their own geopolitical and militaristic expansionism. There's a pretty interesting writup that goes over this but it's on plebbit so IDK if people want me to link it.

Of course! Superman literally was made by jews. Superman is judaist messiah. And antichrist too, by definition.

Would be if he came from a comic book and not an old legend. Hercules is Superman before the Superman comic came along.

monkeys are nerfed humans

this was so muh dik until is was the feet

so he is a ancient mary sue?
makes sense that asians like him, they love stupidly written characters.

yeah

I'd scissor with Sonson. Wish we had more monkey shotas though.

I monkey a cute.

Man, aztec myths are some surreal shit, like Tlaloc, god reponsible for rain, water and life start(not birth, but rather the primal essence of life), had an entire plane realm of drowned babies to give them later a second chance at life. Or how an occasional minor god comes fucks everyone up then merrily ends his autistic rampage by carving beautiful women on stone tablets. I forget the name but I remember back in my mexican grade school hearing this tale of the aztec god of waifufags, and how he never took shit from Chadzalcoatl, let me see if I can find this guy.

tbh I'm not sure we should be glorifying (((yeshua ben yosef))) to begin with so I'm ok with the CE/BCE thing if it gets one more kike out of prominence.

CE stands for Cosmic Era, otherwise known as the fucking SHIT era.

I'm in fucking tears. Huemac sounds like a fucking legend.

Actually, it's the opposite. This is China abandoning glorious communistic bullshit like sexless gender equality, and instead copying what those filthy capitalistic Japs were doing fifty years ago with "office ladies".

Hey, that's not always a bad thing. Sometimes it's fucking awesome.

I know, I've been to China, and Communist party in charge is only communist in name, now in China there's more economical freedom than in weimerica.

All of the legendary heroes in the world are ungodly levels of strong.

I mean, he talked shit and got his ass kicked by Budha, after that he was forced to go with some kid into a whimsical adventure to the west to find the seven holy dragon balls or whatever.

All ancient folk heros were overpowered as fuck.
The west isn't excent from this, I mean, have you seen "Fuck you gods, I'm better than every single one of you and I'll prove it" Gilgamesh?

Games pretty good. My brother was into it.

Damn, that looked interesting. Wonder why no one wanted to translate it.

Was Huemac the first thiccfag?

Dude, you just don't like uncanny valley furryshit. Archetypes exist for a reason, they are a distillation of some common extremes of human traits. They are always also projected to animals that could fit that archetype. Large monkeys are too close to humans, so they can cause the effect.
In fables Wukong is the trickster-archetype-monkey of the East, as fox is it in some parts of Europe.

Made me think. Is there one ultimate form of this, ignoring the super memes? A character that is so "original" that it stands out as the ultimate form of uncreativity?
Good tread OP. Have a banana

You mean the first overpowered "mary sue" type of character in known history? That's a good question… what is the oldest mythology we have records of?

The oldest work of surviving literature is the Epic of Gilgamesh.

Punbaba is a great contender on that level. Shapeshifting power, invincibility, ability to alter reality, immortal… It took Gilgamesh, whose power is to kill without fail, in order to grok that faggot.

You want Banana? Check out Banana no Nana. It's the only manga in the world where a manga girl ever inserted a Banana and used it as a cock to fuck another girl.

Well, I guess Gilgamesh is the first "original the character".

If you think about it. Mythology is just world building before writing standards were invented.

I dunno, I'd say the Egyptian Gods were pretty good at being OP. Or the Greek gods. Despite the fact that they are "god of thing," that only means that's what they represent, and they almost always have powers that completely not only defy their domain but make no sense either.

Hades for example, lord of the underworld. Had the power to take life, give life, control storms, control animals, open portals, grant strength, take strength… And the list goes on as you go through any tales concerning Hades. Modern day TV shows tend to really constrain and be somewhat conservative about the vastness of their power, but the Greek gods were basically supreme beings who could do just about anything they wanted. They weren't limited to "you're the goddess of love, therefore you can't fight" or the such like you'd think based on a show like Hercules.

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Greek gods are really weird to be honest. Take Poseydon for example, he is the god of the seas, but for some reason he is also the god of horses.

These mythos are probably just old men trying to write "world building" fiction, but in an era where there wasn't really writting standards, so they make up shit on the fly and really don't give much thought on inconsistences.

You know of any overpowered character older than him?

Wasn't he ripoff of a Herakles ripoff?

It's called oral tradition, and is the reason old mythos has tons of flaws and irregularities.

Oh yeah, definetly. But didn't the greeks had writen language?

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Yes, but most people (including the story tellers) were illiterate, and oral story telling was still the most efficient and most profitable way to entertain.

That's the grinch

Are you kidding? SJW attitudes are generally pro-prostitution

You sure? I often hear about how prostitution is a tool of the patriarchy and that prostitutes are all victims of oppression.

It doesnt matter, they are pro prostitution in one instance and anti in the next. SJWs dont have coherent beliefs

Girl is a prostitute and she doesn't like it = The patriarchy forced this poor woman into selling her body as if she was a piece of meat

Girl is a prostitute and she enjoys it = She is a free woman and is shouldn't be shamed for celebrating her sexuality

Girl enjoys being a prostitute but doesn't agree with feminism = She is a self misogynist who became dependable of her role in the patriarchal society as a piece of meat

Girl likes being a prostitute and agrees with feminism = She uses the sex industry to empowers herself

The magic of SJW logic is that you spin it in any way.

No, I'm not talking about Mary Sue. Though I did have to completely rewrite my earlier post, because I tangented into that (obviously), and realized that the topic is so overdone, that there is nothing to gain from that discussion.
So let's try to find a ultimate "original character", not a mary sue. Winner might and will be both though.

I'm not "into banana", but now I will have to check it out. Expecting feels and bananas.

Also It's not the oldest "original character", since the oldest is the real deal, right?
For ultimate original character, of today: I say it's the troll. The fantasy kind. The horror movie kind. The drama movie kind. The internet kind.

And thus, I say The Troll King in the "The Hobbit" movies is the worst "Original character" ever. That insignificant fucker is given way more screen time that some of the dwarves. Too many dwarves for movie though

I see thiccfags have been doing their thing since ancient times, same for men who wanted to be the cute girl.

Would help if you describe what you mean by "original character"

Fuck me. I never read the whole thread, so my view might be shit.
Not reading the thread is not a great way of contributing. Why don't I describe to you, how asking a retarded question like that makes sense… to me. inversion joke

Well, sorry about that. I meant:
"The Most Original Character Ever" is Lightning.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What he mean by this?

This post reads like a japanese text put on goolge translate.

Feels and bananas? Nah, it's more like a really silly Jojo, ony without the bara and without Stardust Crusaders.

Hi qûiz:

Fuck you. You skimmed the whole thread, so your view might be awesome. Not reading the thread is fucking great in every way possible. Why don't I describe how asking a cleaning question is even more great? But it is.

Is this some complex form of "merely pretending" or something?

Yeah so, this is not me. Fuck living in a commune, fuck life. Some asshole just … well.

This is beyond me

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here is some really kitty tiddy

No

You forget the part where he basically writes "Sun Wukong was here" on one of the fingers, then pisses on it.

Something that might interest you, in mexico some archaeologists discovered a gigant Tlaloc statue some years ago, when they tried to transport it to Mexico city it started to rain all over the city all day.
I don't think that it was more than a cool coincidence but it is still pretty neat

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Superman's original, non-published design was a bald criminal who got mind powers. The first published version didn't have Heat Vision. He was just strong as fuck, which meant he could jump and run really good too. Eventually they started giving him X-Ray vision, but it really didn't develop into Heat Vision until about 20 years later. Eventually they started saying that he concentrated his X-ray vision to melt shit, but they never called it Heat Vision until about 1960.

For all the talk about Superman being Jesus or Moses, in actuality he's a ripoff of a character called Hugo Danner from Philip Wylie's novel, Gladiator. Jerry Siegel reviewed the novel for his high school newspaper, and eventually DC even acknowledged the connection by making the replacement for the original Superman, when he was erased from history, into Hugo Danner's son.

Superman was invented by two jewish teenagers from Cleaveland. They would know Judaism and Christianity, and they were fucking nerds who would have known sci-fi novels, but they probably wouldn't have known ching chong mythology.

Christianity is canon to the DCU (only it's a lot more convoluted to account for all the extra comic stuff). Superman has met all the gods at one time or another. He knows for a fact that Jesus is real (and Batman is kinda a reincarnation of him), and he's typically portrayed as methodist.

They're pro-prostitutes, but they think they are victims, and that their customers are evil oppressors.

Chinese fantasty is nothing but Historical Fantasty.
It feels as if a film or game is not CHINESE themed in China it's not allowed.
Even films. Most films from china I've seen and I've seen a lot are all martial arts or historical fantasy/drama.

Why does china limits its imagination to itself? Are there laws limiting what sort of media china is able to make. Does ever game need to feature Son wukong and fucking Guan Yu.

I know there are a lot of films from china set in modern day. But Almost all of them I've seen tend to include kungfu.
But when it comes to games most of all of them I see mmos etc. Are all Specifically Chinese themed.

Is it because of the lack of influences in popular culture there? I know there was a film ban forever in china. So It might be.

That's exactly the case.

Huemac lived around 500 CE, so probably not.

My solution would be to keep the suited "Ramirez" out there, and shoot the inside "Ramirez" out an airlock.
Also, watch Solaris.

The cultural revolution was a hell of a drug. Modern Chinese "history" is basically all made up post-Revolution.

You don't see gilgamesh or heracles or any of them in every single fucking multiplayer game out there.

There's a reason why thrash metal shows always have a huge turnout of beaners and injuns

You couldn't get close enough to a girl like that to put a date rape drug in her drink. Stay mad, faggot

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Here's a real woman

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The point is you can find a woman who hasn't taken a mile of dick. While it's hard to do so, there's thousands of females in America. If a guy I know can, you can too. Reproduction comes later once you find that female who hasn't been railed every day aside from Sunday since you picked her up.

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It's a mathematical certainty that there are not enough of those girls (assuming they do exist [which is not granted]) to go around. This has been the case for about a century.

I'd rather sterilize myself.

In addition to stuff like books, plumbing, compusely education and a civil court system, something else the mesoamericans had that people don't often know is siege weapons.

There's a Mayan mural that shows a siege tower being used, pic related

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Pick one.

Speaking of the Epic of Gilgamesh, I was reminded I had this screencap saved.

That's SonSon's GRANDDAUGHTER, SonSon III.

Positive pregnancy test or GTFO

It's the only job 99% of them do, I assure you.

t. Master's in Compsci

I want to cum inside Mamizou

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It's not going to take off

Was their art style also the inspiration for those Magic Eye pictures? I can't see shit

Have fun paying reparations with marriage.

It's how they get you, first they put you in hug debt and then they rope you in with marriage, it's utterly delightful