inside my heart is breaking
my makeup may be flaking
but my smile, still stays on.
Inside my heart is breaking my makeup may be flaking but my smile, still stays...
inside my heart is breaking
Wake me up inside
when none of your 10 keys fucking work anymore and you have to install linux or pick an older version of windows
ubuntu master race
Thank you very much.
I'll be sure to write it down so I don't forget.
If you ever decide to move to Vancouver than you'll be set for life.
I'd repost that but my internet is shit
that seems like a weird choice. like actual marshmallows?
I always leave the old thread up for a while just in case.
a single manly tear was shed
mm whatcha say mm that you only meant well
who the fuck names this shit
Yes! It's like perfect size and you get a yummy snack after^^
It really is, some iconic songs are better than others though.
What are you up to?
How considerate of you, love.
Well without further research I can imagine that quote having to do with reaping what you sow.
Are you alluding to someone getting their just desserts?
Are there a lot of Chinese speakers in Vancouver?
I could never hurt you.
Out of sheer ineptitude~
vancouver is literally like all punjabs and gooks
Whelp, everything went to shit
I was just thinking of like those 50s/60s era perms.
There hair was so short because of the perpetual cycle of completely destroying your hair with chemical treatments, irons and leave in rollers. I can't imagine how brittle that would be for longer hair.
expecting anything other
We gonna DDR?
I like to have hope :(
S A F E T Y
D A N C E
faith in humanity is overrated...
Yeah, I don't do that kinda stuff. I've only curled my hair that one time and a pro did it for me^^
I'm doing a nice Jessica Rabbit wave(I forget what it's actually called) for this wedding coming up. Pretty hyped.
Why would you think that?
No, I've looking up PPP and wondering why they put bizarre quotes in they're pictures.
Plus, I have a habit of making quotes in my spare time.
Basically Chinese business men are coming in and buying houses without looking at them and driving property through the roof.
I keep my hair very clean and there's no way in hell I'd eat something that was ever in it. you're an odd duck, maddie.
right now, not much. my dad just asked if I want to go get some taco bell, so that, then after probably not much.
how about you?
my replies will be very late.
YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
Hmm. iunno I found cheese in it after I got all the way home from work.
I didn't eat it or anything, but you can find goodies in there sometimes^^
Guess I'm fucked then
Sometimes those days of wanting to puke are just worth it
i reckon mmhmm
Taco Bell is the opposite: you eat it and an hour later you have explosive diarrhea. It looks the same going in as it does coming out.
taco john is the shit
my new scars are pretty rad. ngl
'aight, I should really /bed/index.html now, before I let myself stay up all night.
True, but puking seemed like the more tasteful option
doesnt bard work at taco bell or something?
It's food abruptly leaving either end.
There's no way it's tasteful to begin with.
Sure sure sure. I appreciate it regardless~
Oh okay. It just hit with that sort of connotation.
You made that quote?
Probably playing some league of legends
I wonder if I could get my voice higher than Elma's
oh... ima need his employee discount on sum chickun then
Pretty sure you win by default.
Nah, I quote I would make is something like "We're all human and we all need someone to talk too."
Not as cool, but I tell Test-kun that all the time soo..
Puking is LITERALLY double the taste
I dont know what else to say so have tildes
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
But I'm not even on hormones!
I don't know who I should root to "win" this.
the superfluous testicle is a deal maker for me
hormones don't raise your voice though
Triple the jizz.
I just have the natural talent~
greater the possibility of flipper babies
It's all voice coaching for trans to not sound like men.
my only question is.. if colbsy is aiming for convincing trap then who exactly is he trying to convince?
No, testosterone has done its damage :/
I feel like I should try to make money off of this
Translators seriously mistake me for a woman when I call them
I would never kid myself that way lol
The only way I could pull off "trap" is just going by voice
A cancer dick and three balls.
It's a match made in hell.
It's only 50% more.
You're better at math than this.
If Colbs becomes trap then flirting ITT will go up tenfold.
Also, I'm sure a lot of people could become convinced.
vocaroo something lol
christ.. the abomination
You're GF called and told me that I'm three inches longer than you.
I might afk to play a game so
I am John Holmes. But without the AIDs.
Your real calling isn't trapping.
You are fated to become Mickey Mouse irl.
this is not your normal voice
you fucking LIAR
if he goes up another couple octaves hed sound exactly like mickey mouse
Focusing on the pained leaf at autumn blinds you to the oak in the spring.
~ ~ ~ ~~TILDE OVERLOAD ~ ~~
Winter cools one's heart but summer warms their soul.
This is probably too intense of bullying.
Can I subscribe to your blogspots?
We're going into maximum OVERTILDE
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~
go big or go home lol
Yes, pls donate for my emo poetry so I can transition and move to Thailand.
I bet you had one.
And it was filled with horrid self poetry.
test, can we play overwatch again
i have to wait 8 hours for my garrison to finish a thing
Get on steam.
It's in the purity of the new winter snow that the soul finds it's lost innocence.
Deleted mine a while back.
CAREFUL YOU MIGHT BREAK IT
I'm so sorry.
Sure, though the rest of the squad is out and about.
There was nothing difficult to interpret about that post.
I've never written poetry or had a blog in my life.
Except maybe the context of the reference?
ita funny because its phonetically similar to bang cock ohoo
He was talking about how he sounds like a girl. I asserted that he sounds like Mickey Mouse.
That's LITERALLY IT.
I don't regret getting Legion but christ I wish they'd do away with the stupid garrison shit
questing is fun
new dungeons are really good
sending a pawn out and then watching a timer is not
give me 5 minutes to finish this quest
It's too late~
The tildes have broken me~
can you get him to vocaroo the mickey laugh
He's praying gaem.
Ask him later.
i got ur fricken mouskertool right here
that song is now stuck in my head... thanks colby. asshole
you must now all suffer as i am suffering
Sleep is the greatest virtue. A man that can sleep is a selfless man. For he cannot commit any sins while his eyes are shut. If a man were to think about sinning let your eyes close and forget about the frivolities of the day. The tired man is the dangerous man. He goes and commits many selfish acts. He deprives himself of the virtue; sleep and in doing so he changes those around him. The awake man does not commit any crimes or sins. He simply must sleep his doubts and questions away.
YOU'LL FIND A GOD AND EVERY GOLDEN CLOISTER.
AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY THEN THE GOD'S A SHE.
I remember watching that on tv.
my youngest fucken loves it... got all the episodes of it and shit. shes a big minnie fan
Concept of one being is strange.
But at least the Judaeo-Christian God actually explains that he created the universe in detail.
if god whas a chick shed be a total cunt and give all the dudes menstruals
At least now we would have an excuse to explain our histrionic behavior if that were to happen.
I always changed the channel.
the crusades? pfff it was just cramps
holocaust? naw just a heavy flow day
Life sends you to some weird places...
How do I always end up here?
You're not looking for anything else.
i have literally watched everry episode with her and even mimic the gestures when they sing ... she gets a kick out of it
You sound like an awesome [relationship].
Or maybe it's just a love of shitposting I don't know. Hello by the way.
yep.. ima keeper
I suppose it would be easier if you're enjoying it for someone else who loves it.
well yea.. strengthens the bond yanno
How's it going?
maddie. maddie, no. hair food is not goodies.
I'm so sorry.
It's going one way or another.
Tsuchi saw that I said league of legends and instantly got on warthunder again.
It's a little silly.
This sounds familiar. lol
OC donut steel.
on this I have to side with him. playing LoL is one of the absolute worst things you could possibly do.
Yep, I got that part.
and im out. shit to do then bed
THE DOCTOR IS HERE?
The eggroll flakes from earlier beg to differ ^~^
It's not like I have a beard to save snacks for later in >///<
Tracer E. Bullet
Add me on Steam when you're able.
that would also be highly unacceptable behavior!
I know. Beards are terrible~
they can be pretty neat sometimes. I prefer not to have one though.
Back in my day being a duck was a once in a lifetime opportunity
Certain people can pull them off. *shrugs*
Even before 'mones I could never grow one though lol
not "Ducking dictator"
That's a nice trip I suppose
I was already on anyway.
mine can get pretty mountain man-y. I like having the option even if I rarely use it.
deal with it, boi-o.
indeed it is.
What are you up to?
he's saving me from despair.
saving you from the nothing you've become.
Doesn't mean I have to like it.
THAT DUCKLING IS ADORABLE .///. fml
We have legit mountain men up north. They're weird.
IS THIS YOUR FOLDER?
Who are you?
I would prefer if you didn't like it. schadenfreude is my nourishment.
yeah but those beards are wonderful.
Conspiring to create and generate evil acts that no one should ever know about. But whilst doing that I'm talking to Eruruu and Cupcake. And I'm watching...A Seth Rogan movie....
They're taking over like cockroaches.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
fear is how I fall. confusing what is real.
Some fag who saves pictures of cute things
Damn you and your catch 22s
This is cute overload. I can't even.
That one with the 'do is amazing. I shall dub him Fondue.
They might be like a little too much x_x
It's their turn. We had weebs, trannies, furfags, and now them.
It's cyclical methinks.
I will have my time to admin this shithole with an iron fist yet!
they aren't even the worst thing about me.
if they are kept clean they usually look pretty good. it's a fine line between mountain man and hipster douche though.
Um um. We're friends now then. Keep doing what you're doing^^
Yeah like your bad taste in mexican food~
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
I can do that
I think I kinda like hipsters. Their 'look' mostly though, not them. They tend to be incredibly difficult to talk to about anything.
I WANT A DUCK
taco bell isn't even mexican food. it's just delicious. I don't try to pretend it's anything else.
controlling, I can't seem
to find myself again, my walls are closing in
got a sense of confidence I'm convinced there's just too much pressure to take
I've felt this way before.
Having owned ducks. I can tell you they bite.
honestly I dig the look too, but the people who usually come with it are pretty unbearable more often than not.
They're ducky love bites though!
It is nice to see you.
Duck is pretty tasty at least.
I might be a hipster :(
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THESE WILL NOT HEAL.
tfw I've tried goat but not duck
I guess that makes you one of the rare tolerable ones.
I didn't think anyone else around here appreciated the genius of linkin park.
Stop the shitty "ironic" Linkin Park posting.
totally thought that said "goat but not dick" at first.
It's nice to see you too how are you
It's a shame that my state has fuck all for mexican food
Muh cuban food though
I do not give bites nor love
>>>no one could possibly like something I don't like
I hear cuban food is better anyway.
I don't know much about anything so I can't even be a hipster.
Goats are cute.
I used to play their Hybrid Theory CD all the time.
New all the songs on it by heart.
I've had duck with some asian noodles
It's pretty okay, but doesnt go with everything like chicken would.
I might be overexposed, I don't find it too crazy.
I mean, it's okay i gueeeess
Queen Cooki has returned.
you're just so hipster that you don't even know about all the hipster stuff. you're just that ironic.
yeah, their first two albums are wonderful. I still enjoy them from time to time.
and now that we know this bothers tsuchi so much we'll have to do it once in a while. I know how much you enjoy getting under his CRAWLING IN MY skin.
you don't find anything too crazy because you're the crazy one, crazy.
welcome back to the thread.
Good, just curious about you and your happenings.
I wouldn't exactly call you royalty.
I'll get around to it eventually. I think at one of the Chinese places around here you can preorder like a Christmas duck setup.
I don't want to be ironic, I just wanna be me!
sounds like a good plan to me.
Unstable maybe, but I'm the least crazy person ever!
Bison and venison are topping the list of things I'd like to try
Did you do anything today?
exactly what a crazy person would say.
It's just upset because I make it a point to cripple his plane at the start of every match.
Nah nothing to do until monday, what about you darling
Said nobody ever.
Venison is great in sausage form and in chili and bison is basically beef but way leaner^^
I got my little sister to try sea urchin at the sushi place with me and it was... something. Like lobster but much stronger. Kinda like licking a tidepool if that could possibly sound appetizing lol
Fuck he's on to me
You're reading my thoughts arent you
when you say things like this it makes me smile. just a little bit.
Watching a movie and looking for something to eat.
What's happening Monday?
Interviews and life stuff. Whatcha watching honey ?
well, I guess I can't really get upset at you for saying that, as I am a nobody.
I don't really have to.
it's as plain as the bill on your face.
You'd think he'd be used to being crippled by now.
go to bed.
that was a good one though. even if it was low hanging fruit.
I just wanna be held like that once in my miserable existence.
OH COME ON
Nigga I told you to stop writing shit on my bill
It could happen.
First you'd need to find a guy that handsome.
you have to remember I'm far better at being self deprecating than you. leave it to the professionals. and the people who actually are worthless, unlike yourself.
I'll just draw on it with crayons.
I'm the best GF
you're exactly what he
Hey, I'm at least worth colored pencils, sheesh
I'll compromise and use those oil based weird crayon things that are super messy and expensive.
Strangely enough there's a porn flick named sausage party.
Try it out.
I used to be a professional but then I retired due to an arrow in the knee.
Cup caek ! i got a funny POTG
and achievement too~ ♥
I have a set of Prisma colors to draw on your beak with if that's what you're asking.
this caused me physical pain to read.
oh really? who were you playing? what was funny about it?
I dont even know what you're talking about.
This is way too high class for me
As long as they don't stay I suppose
I'm not even good at meeming :(
yeah but that's not exactly a tall order, is it?
no, you're plenty good at it. using that one was perfect. the cringe caused by such an overused meme sent a jolt through my entire system. it was perfectly executed.
all hand soap man
i just stood there saw enemy team in red un suspecting behind a wall
i pressed Q
and watch the kilz roll in
as i walked away spraying the ground 5 times while walking foreward
using the casual archery spray pose
You're insulting my height now? Fucking low blow
Luka was playing Hanzo, got four kills with an ult through a wall and just started walking away while staring at the floor and putting down a spray every two feet.
Me and Guero were fucking tickled to death.
I want to strap you and Kermit on a chair and make you watch as I whip Alice with my chain.
ha. that's awesome, well done luka
well it has to be a low blow, doesn't it? a regular blow would just whiff right over your head.
that's pretty hilarious, wish I had seen it. I bet the enemy team were not so amused.
if only i knew how to record this potg
replay on my highlights reel
well the description is plenty funny too.
I dont need to stand here and take this
Our whole team was Hanzo that game.
I am not good at Hanzo.
Girls are for _.
you've been standing this whole time? I assumed you were sitting down.
an entire team of hanzos. what a nightmare. did the enemy even try to counterpick?
enemy team found it lulzy too!
i got 8 upvotes~
staying away from.
THEY KEEP SINGING CHEMICAL ROMANCE
They really didn't have to.
not having 2 computers at once one running windows, the other running linux
do you even operate
oh, well that's good. sounds like a good time all around.
ugh. that's just disgusting.
Well that's going to be a bit awkward...
I've never drawn on a duck, but I just drew you a duck, so here.
I should have spoilered it risking predictability.
I will hurt you, swear on me mum
ah, I see. still, the meme team is fun once in a while.
you're living dangerously maddie. right up on the edge.
Overwatch with my freinds sheers me up! ^_^
you can't hurt that which has no feelings.
Wouldn't you like to know.
LIVING ON THE EDGE
You pick who I sing then!
Careful with that edge, might give me death by a thousand cuts
I don't know if what you say is serious or not now.
that's very good
calm down there steve tyler.
I mean, I'm curious, yes.
yeah yeah, edgy as fuck.
almost nothing I say is serious, ever. especially here.
do ho ho.
Boobs hurt when they come in you know.
My nipples have been hurting like hell...
Nothin personelle kiddo~
you ladies and your whoremoans.
this image tickles me in all the right ways.
Because it's awful.
Especially when you do a fake rastah voice to sing goddamn Bob Marley.
Are they super mega itchy yet?
That's the worst.
Mariachi skin for reaper doesn't add spanish guitar flair to his ulti
Every day a new disappointment
is something the matter?
just makes you want to die die die
you have hormones too!
Yes! When will it stop!
Boy don't even get me started.
but it's already so hot here
only the manliest of manly ones.
I also wanted him to spin around with maracas or something when he ults.
want to play reaper from time to time
Man I sure love never pressing Q
cover yourself in cold packs so you can hug coldly.
I'll let you know if it does.
I love how reaper is basically a counter to roadhog but one misstep and he one shots you, and he ruins your ult literally every time you try to use it around him.
Ignore the filename.
I don't think they know you're ironically shitposting.
Your singing is terrible.
It's time you come to terms with that fact.
How far in are you?
What do you mean dood?
Well you don't have to worry about that.
I'm muting myself while I'm singing.
We have ids now.
I'm gonna nned a link
The legendary skins had so much potential in general
But then they only make like 1/4th of them provide any actual cool shit
alright guys I'm gonna ult them and we can push
NOW HOLD UP
I GOT YOU IN MY FIRE IN THE HOLE FROM ABOVE
every ult you use is always instantly thwarted by the enemy while they send theirs in and get triple kills on the reg.
At a loss here.
Can you explicitly state what you're trying to say?
It has come to my attention that you are trauling so I will cease this conversation.
I didn't want to ruin your fun, BadFox.
used to get quad kills regularly
now it's all delta-splits and hanzo and McCree sniping the tires.
I miss having fun with junkrat, man.
Just kidding he still shits fun
overwatch is for lameos
Jig is up.
Elma catches on quickly.
junkrat is my favorite as well. I usually settle for just finding one person on the enemy team who I've decided I don't like for whatever reason and killing them over and over and over with my tire. just solo ulting them as many times as possible in the game.
what is this fag shit ?
kill yourself you fucking homo