I just played this and it's fucking atrocious. This fucking game is designed to be as boring and bland as possible...

I just played this and it's fucking atrocious. This fucking game is designed to be as boring and bland as possible. You have the simplest fucking combat and "rpg" elements - and with nothing more to the core gameplay - need to do millions of quests involving the same dungeon layouts, same enemies, non-removable quest items on a limited inventory, no short cuts out of dungeons once you're finished, obnoxious fucking fae characters and themes, one voice actor per million npcs characters and no traversal option faster than running.
Are there worthy equals to this "meticulously crafted to be trash" title? I kind of want to kill myself after rushing through the the last part of the main quest. Can't believe this has DLC. You have to be masochistic to try and pull yourself through playing that shit

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And? You're kinda late for the party and shit.

That's because it was originally designed to be an MMO. That really should explain it all as to why it's garbage.

Not true. It was designed to kickstart a MMO and help the team both cut their teeth and create a fan base in the vein of what W3 did for WoW.

was it really, like seriously? Cisquisition & other games feel and play like mmos too but I doubt they were ever intended to be ones

It's mediocre. Not bad. Get your facts right.

Also if you look at the guy who produced this shit it's the saddest fucking story. He's basically in serious debt for following his hobby. Granted he did a shit job but he followed his dreams and was crushed. I'm sure some anons can put more detail into what I'm saying.

Kevin Costner managed to dig himself out of his hole and didn't bankrupt an entire state in the process.

This game's so underwhelming that the embezzlement scandal revolving around it was just as forgettable.

Oh boy, I bet you don't know the whole shit show behind it.
That being said, it was really comfy and the writing and lore was top notch.

everything about this game is just depressing. I grow tired of life after playing it & knowing the financial crisis behind the game, it just makes me feel worse

No embezzlement was involved you dipshit. He just blew a ton of both invested and personal cash on a garbage game and outside contractors that didn't pan out.

Gotta wonder if he'll ever try again then. Dunno about the guy's ethics but it's hard not to respect somebody who will double down on what they enjoy. Glad he got out of the hole he was in.

Doubt it since classic MMOs are dead as is. And his public image isn't much better then the one scam citizen fags will have. I just hope he doesn't take a different good studio down with him if he does.

woah are you telling me a generic rpg is really generic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curt_Schilling

Schilling was a professional baseball player so addicted to computer RPGs that even in the 80s he even took a desktop computer with him to hotel rooms so he could play Wizardry after baseball practice. He wanted to make his own CRPG so instead of doing the smart thing and starting with a small mobile game he went deep into debt to make it a gigantic endeavor. He even hired the faggot who wrote the Drizzt novels for the story. It was MC Hammer levels of wasting money.

The really weak result had the severe misfortune of coming out in 2012 a few months after Skyrim, which for all its faults is better in every way. Schilling is poor as fuk now despite having a long successful baseball career. Poor dumbass.

It's the other way around, at least KOA had some form of combat. Skyrim's exciting and epic combat involved standing in one spot and mashing the power attack button. At least the three different classes in KOA actually felt different. At least it took some ideas from God of War rather than failing to copy it's predecessor like Skyrididthe to Oblivion.
But that's the problem everything about the game is best described as "At least it's not Skyrim". Which makes it 5/10 at best.

This game is one of my buyer's remorses. The demo made it seem so promising with the story and worldbuilding. Almost felt like it could bring back the memories of the first time I played Morrowind after finding Morrowind in the bargain bin for $10. But it just ended up being rather boring and mediocre instead of rather being a hidden gem instead.

Jokes on you normalfag, go back to reddit for some sick upboats

But muh Skyrim is better, I can even mod Skyrim to have waifus who give birth to my waifu's son.

kill yourself please. There's nothing, absolutely nothing complex about rogues, there are no fucking combos. Also the entire game is just run from encounter to encounter. Of course this can be said of the million generic other rpgs too, but in KOA all those negative qualities are so significantly condensed to this utter blandness that it makes it distinct in how bad it is

I honestly enjoyed this game.

I'm so completely out of touch with videogames and reality I just want someone to murder while I don't suspect anything, I'm fucking retarded and cancer

Get help user

O-ok.

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Better game than jrpgs though

I hate the CIA
Would mass pestering their chat for weeks have any negative repercussions for them or would they just shut down their chat service?

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He's probably some retarded libtard that should've put his money into politics and promoting National Socialism instead. I just thank Kek that he punishes all libtards and gommies with no mercy whatsoever.

He writes for Kikebart.

Gonna get on this boat.
GOA's greatest asset is that it's still better than Skyirm.

I give it a 6/10, though. I actually really enjoyed playing Universalist. Especially by the end-game, when I could just alternate between every weapon in the game whenever I felt like it.

The fuck does any of this thread have to do with politics for you to even mention this?

Throwing around random buzzwords is how they believe you blend in.

Makes me more glad hes dying a commie's death

Take a break from posting user.

It's the other guy's fault for talking about the creator instead of the game. Off topic discussion always starts small.

It was an MMO prologue game if you haven't noticed the UI in the PC version and the lack connectivity that much with the static environment, just a damn shame, The creator had Todd McFarlane and R.A. Salvator, his DnD and MMORPG buddies sign up and make his dream game, in the end he manages not to get bankrupt but fuck, his entire baseball earnings from two decades were gone. he got JUST'd

He's a Conservative Republican who will never be in the Baseball Hall of Fame because of his political leanings and how he isn't silent about them, when he fucked up with his bankruptcy, he made sure the studios he made were taken care off and he took personal responsibility on it, and fuck you faggot for trying so hard to fit in, get the fuck back to the r/kekistan subreddit

Is that a real thing?

How about their design philosophy or their actual process in developing the game? I mentioned the guy to bring up how the game being mediocre is tragic cause he pretty much put himself in serious debt.

Oh it's fucking real and watch out for the cringe.

What about it?
He said absolutely nothing about his design philosophy or developing process. All he did was mention some off topic gossip

My point is you can talk about the creator without shifting into politics.

For all its faults, the game had a lot of neat little things in it
The big countries reflecting the seasons made it feel like you were going on a big long ass adventure despite the moment to moment gameplay feeling like a single player MMO
Using a magic class replaced your dodge roll with a short range blink
There were magic shields that were just talismans that projected a forcefield
The last DLC was about living greek statue people, which is a 10/10 race concept

Would've liked to see how the MMO turned out

Would have been rad, but you can't have everything you want.

No you can't. It has to be at least somewhat videogame related. Like you said, his design style would've fine. But all he did was gossip. Of course people would take the gossip further, politics are easy to add.

Meant singple-player RPG.

If there is one specific area that could improve kingdoms of amalur dramatically it's enemy/encounter design. It already has good combat moves, if only it had enemies that made use of that and were fun to fight it would be a solid 8/10. There's no fixing the "MMO feel" of the world without going back to the drawing board, but the combat could have sold it.

So how new are you? You seem completely unused to the flow of a natural conversation in text format.

Weird assertion. It's quite the opposite. It's an easy to notice pattern once you've seen so many derailed conversations. When you don't talk about the character at all, you don't give anyone an excuse to inject politics into the conversation.

The character is an integral part towards the game though you retard. Separating politics from games isn't hard. Especially with how easy it is to spot the buzzwords most of the faggots here use.

That is the most disappointing thing I've ever heard, you shut your mouth and avoid any interesting discussion simply because you're afraid somebody is going to try and bait you.

The producer going bankrupt is an integral part of the game? Is that what you're saying?
It's very easy to talk about someone's politics when you've already started gossiping about his life.
It's obvious the one who doesn't understand social interactions is you.


Oh, I don't avoid doing anything and I'm not saying you should. I'm saying politics are a natural progression of the conversation once you've started talking about a person.

No you pretty clearly said it's an excuse to inject politics, the implications is very clear you don't like gossiping because a topic you don't like will inevitably come up and is perfectly natural. So you either shut your mouth outright and leave or simply go out of your way to antagonize everyone else.

That's pretty sad.

It's absolutely integral considering it's the primary reason the game exists. It sheds light on why it was produced and likely shows how it was budgeted and where cuts would need to be made. We;re probably not going to get into it though because you're doing a better job at derailing the thread than political posters are.
Then don't reply to it. That or call him a retard. It's not hard.
Considering that you fear that somebody will discuss politics by simply mentioning a persons name I find that hard to believe. Take a brake from image board. You're not even using sage for meta-discussion.

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Yes? Same thing. What I mean is it's likely it'll happen once you've already moved the subject from the game to a person.
Nice implications.
I'm not antagonising anyone. I'm saying it originates on him talking about someone rather than the game, yes, but it's not saying that's a bad thing.
Uh. I don't know why you're so mad at me user.


Not always. If he went into debt after producing the game then all it means is the sales failed to meet expectations. He didn't say he didn't take a big enough debt and ended up cutting down the game's budget. Either way none of you talked about the budget's repercussions on the game.
I didn't. I'm saying someone else will.
And I find this sentence as clear evidence that I'm right.

the game lacked in almost every department except combat. the three different playstyles made it fun. you could literally max out half of each skill set and some high tier spells of every class and pull some crazy ass combos. my favorites were might and magic combos. the big ass sword with the chakrams was super fun to use, you could juggle the enemy like crazy. They had something good goin with the game sadly it will never reach its potential. this time line sucks

Doesn't make it not worth discussing.
That's not your problem then.
Guessing at how an interaction will go just makes you more wrong. But keep posting arbitrary arguments if you want.

I don't have any opinions on whether or not it's worth discussing or not. That's all in your little head.
All I said was that there was nothing weird about that progression of the discussion.
Yeah… I agree. I don't consider it a problem at all either. I'm just observing.
Seeing patterns and guessing how things might play out based on previous experience is part of human life. If you don't see things way you have severe brain dysfunctions or you're an alien.

No you said it wasn't worth discussing because it wasn't integral. I said it was.
Then do it without posting. You're derailing the thread.
When did I say you couldn't see them? You're doing some serious and pointless damage control here but you forgot what your point was and yet continue to post.

If you want to argue with a strawman of what I said, sure. I can't really argue you back here because I don't really agree it's not worth discussing. I don't really care about the "worthyness" topic.
Do I annoy you that much? Just do what you do with trolls and don't reply to me. I don't see the issue.
When you said "Guessing at how an interaction will go just makes you more wrong.". Guessing how things will play out based on pattern recognition is an integral part of human life. You will be wrong sometimes but you learn from experiences.
On this instance, I was right that it derailed into politics.
I'm pretty sure I'm strictly adhering to my point about how talking about a person derails into things like politics.
I'm saging since this is getting kinda silly.

Can't be any worse than what you're spewing out.

It's not a strawman retard. Either a point isn't worth discussing or you don't really have a point in saying it isn't. Again you have no point.
The fact that you think a discussion leads to a pattern that can easily be avoided by not posting only justifies how pointless you posting is.
>I'm pretty sure I'm strictly adhering to my point about how talking about a person derails into things like politics.
Talking about anything can be pushed into politics. That's not a point, it's just being paranoid.
It was silly when you made a post telling people to stop talking about developers/producers. And You should have saged the second you started debating meta discussion. Lurk more.

This is stupid. I already made my point. Right now you're just arguing with a strawman for whatever reason.
So your point was a personal attack rather than contributing substance to the discussion? I hope you see the irony in calling my argument pointless.
Someone complained about political posts and I pointed out why that happens. That's all.
I disagree. Talking about a game doesn't lead into politics unless the game blatantly pushes them.
I didn't. I said you couldn't post about a person without at least expecting the possibility of a post about that person's politics. I don't care if you post politics or post about a person. Thinking I do is entirely on you.

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They would probably van you, you utter dumbass

There's that buzzword again
Coming from somebody who isn't saying anything of merit this can't be anything other than a personal attack you retard. You haven't made a single point in this thread that warrants any discussion about the game.
And you were wrong.
Neither does talking about a person. Politically driven people push anything into politics. If your entire "point" was to argue that one does more than the other you need to take a break from posting. I could not think of a more useless and derailing thing to bring up than that.
So basically telling people not to discuss it. You can be as passive aggressive on the topic as you want. You wouldn't bring it up un-saged unless you wanted to bring attention to deter minds on it. This is why I'm telling you to fuck off. If your post was worth making you wouldn't need to address it in any other manor. Especially since it's meta-discussion. You don't have a point to make. You're just pushing an uneducated opinion on people. Eat shit.

Well, you are. You want to believe I'm in for prohibiting off topic discussion, but I'm not. I don't know what you want me to say.
I think you're losing your mind. You just insulted yourself. You said you can't possibly do anything other than a personal attack because you're not saying anything of merit.
I didn't. Neither did the guy talking about the game's producer.
I never claimed I did and I don't care about your opinion on the "worthyness" of my posts. I'm not autistic about it like you are.
I was proven right a couple of posts afterwards.
I disagree. It's not a guarantee, but is much more likely to lead into political discussion when the subject is a person and not a game.
That's Holla Forums, and that is exactly why this happens. That's why I'm saying strictly talking about the game is a much safer route to avoid those posts than to talk about a person. A person is simply an easier topic to inject politics into.
What's funny is you're so blinded by rage you don't realise you're the one wasting your own time reading my posts and replying to them. People make useless posts all the time. This isn't a fucking NASA mission forum where it's critical we don't get derailed, it's a forum that deals with a form of entertainment where the culture includes trolls and shitposting, not just the topic at hand. I didn't post about videogames, neither did the politics guy, neither did many other post on this website. When a post isn't interesting, don't reply to it. Don't make such a fuss about nothing. Take your own advice and take a break from the computer.
You really can't break away from that strawman. Did my topic seriously make you this agitated? I don't care about policing your speech. Discuss whatever you want.
I just said that talking about a person makes the subject more likely. I've repeated this like 3 times already but if you really want to take that from my post then go ahead I guess.
I just won't be able to reply to that discussion because I don't believe that point. Like I said, you'd be arguing with a strawman. That's the very definition of it.
You really have a hard ass time understanding how the internet works or you're so pissed off you're just gone. I'm not going anywhere and your whining isn't gonna make a difference. If you want me to stop posting, then stop replying to me. Like you should do with trolls. Stop reading my posts, too, if you can't contain yourself.
Your pleads and cries for me to stop are pathetic.

I want you to stop being a self obsessed oxygen thief who makes pointless posts. But keep going if it gets you off. At this point it's not even a debate anymore.
You even know what a personal attack even means? There's nothing you posted that has any merit of debate aside from something that doesn't even matter. Are you illiterate or something?
The producer involves the games production hence it's discussing the game. It's not hard to put 2 dots together like that but it is for you apparently.
lol

I will. I established that from the beginning.
What you have angrily been doing for the past few posts. You said a personal attack is to come from someone not posting anything from merit, so you just wrecked yourself.
This must be like the 5th time of me saying I don't care about your opinion of post worthyness. Why are you so obsessed with this topic?
Not if it's gossiping about his life. Nothing in that post or in subsequent posts referred to his impact in the game itself.
I'm right because talking about his character did indeed lead to politics. Are you illiterate or something?
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My merit's that you're a retard who made a fool out of himself by posting something pointless and wrong. Your merit is that you have a merit and that you don't like me, which you don't. Keep up the delusion that it's otherwise.
Not enough to stop posting clearly.
It's not. it's discussing the budget and passionate background for those games. Reading in between the lines doesn't make them true you know.
It lead to a random retard who posted something completely off topic about a news site. It didn't "lead" into politics. That would imply he didn't jump the gun to begin with. I shouldn't even mention that you only made the post AFTER the retard made the post. But lets count the amount of irony here that you didn't want the thread to be derailed and you're still posting. You're clearly to invested in this to stop. And I'm invested because I'm genuinely enjoying how retarded you are to continuing to reply despite still not having anything to say.
Then saying something to begin with is pointless. Also the replies from my first post lead into how the guy helped budget the game and his passions prior to it. After I asked for somebody to do so. The only thing you could grasp from saying this is that you shouldn't discuss people. There's no other point or insinuation to take away from it. If there is feel free to tell me in detail. I gotta hear the mental gymnastics behind it, I really do.
Keep telling yourself that.
Keep making me kek.
and another kek.
I do. I'm getting chcuckles here. Keep posting.
Are you trying to rewrite history in the same thread you fucked up in? New low, top kek.
You're debating that your argument isn't pointless. The amount of times I've said this and the amount of attempts you've made to try and deter me from it is laughable. You truly are the saddest fuck I've seen in a while. I'm not the one making every sentence about how mad you supposedly aren't and how feeble I supposedly am. You have nothing but hominem behind your arguments. The nice part is that I have both hominem and an actual structure to my posts. The proof is that you're spending your time debating the concept of a debate. Your initial point before that was that you couldn't discuss politics without discussing the games developers or producers. You then misinterpreted gossip, from budget and backstory and here we are where I'm laughing at how badly you fucked up your attempt at damage control. Again, keep posting.

Nice highschool comeback
Jesus.
I don't really have an opinion on you other than you being easily irritable.
I care about arguing. I don't care about your opinions, just the points you make that could string a conversation.
No one discussed the budget.
Which was politics.
You could make that point about any piece of conversation ever. Policing speech is not the only point of conversation. My point was pointing out a pattern. Whether that's pointless you to is a matter of opinion.
Alright. If you really care to talk about my attitude go ahead… Explain how I was passive aggressive. Here's your chance.
As I said, keep replying to me and I'll keep replying. I haven't felt the need to insult anyone until you started posting like a high schooler so it's clear to anyone reading this you're the one who lost his composure for insulting unprovoked
Good argument
You give shit to yourself for your own posts? And then claim you laugh about it?
Yeah, it's confirmed you're losing your mind here.
I've replied to every post that replied to me and no one presented any logic that contradicted my point about subjects that lead to politics. If you think otherwise, post their points again and we can talk about that
No, that's yet another strawman
I'm debating my argument is as pointless as many other, which is the big irony here since you're specially fixated on me and not every other off topic conversation or pedantic semantics argument that gets formed here.

I'm only accommodating your age level.
He said with all his clumsy insults. Also another point for your posts being pointless.
This isn't even a statement. The fuck are you even saying at this point?

Bet you didn't even click the wiki link.
Which wasn't lead to, it was a jump to conclusion. I could have done the same thing with a piece of dialog in a game or any other concept. More often threads are derailed by self evident facts like the actual game for example because there's more to discuss to derail it. I'de tell you to lurk more but I don't think a lobotomy would fix your retardation.
It's a good thing context exists otherwise this would make sense.
Still waiting to hear how it is. There's no value in the statement. We've been over this.
Already have m8, Read my posts. You made a comment that held no value outside of saying that you shouldn't discuss people. Pointing out a "pattern" would imply you have some meaning behind it. If you didn't you wouldn't make the post. If you genuinely didn't have any initiate behind the post then you're basically saying you made a pointless post. And now you're incapable of letting it go because you're emotionally invested. Grats.
Good, like I said. the keks are enjoyable.
kek
In your addled mind maybe.
Buzzword for the third time. Getting sick of it yet?
Are you so forgetful that you forgot we're on Holla Forums? Context retard. Points about vidya hold a higher priority than others. This isn't your blog. Though why you're continuing to post makes it obvious you probably think it is.
Nobody's usually retarded enough to continue posting when they're out of their element. Congrats, you broke that barrier. Keep posting.

Goddamn, that is absolutely vile.