Life handed us a paycheck, we said, "we worked harder than this!"

life handed us a paycheck, we said, "we worked harder than this!"

please bury me with it!
please bury me with it!

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thanks luka

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I wish there was another Kaybe so that I could kill that kid with my bare hands.

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why

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He's a bitch. There's no way he could take me in a fight.

fuck off tokai holy shit.

:(

yay anime

just kidding ilu

:D

:)

wow, alright.

You get along with tokai?

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We turned Tokai into Luka.

My god, what have we done?

I get along with almost everyone.

Alcohol and a blissful feeling of not know what to do with oneself.

Living the dream

dreams are for sissies.

woah bambootank still exists?

Then I accept my fate

And you be sure to tell him I said so if you see him.

Not me

Your double standards are stupid.

except we do get along.

good. sissy.

elaborate.

unfortunately for everyone, yeah

Sissy or not this pineapple cider is some delicious shit nigga

I don't even know how to respond to that.

You will get along with human trash but you won't get along with Tokai.

Like when? I'm pretty sure we only fight.

but I do get along with tokai. my answer to your question was meant to imply that I do. tokai and I are friends.

fight? you insult me a lot, and sometimes we banter, but I have no issues with you and I find it hard to believe you have any with me.

One doesn't need to know. Just do

You implied the opposite.

got it.

Hey Gogs! Doing better today?

you misconstrued my implications. that's not my fault.

So what up nerd

who the hell are you.

You better start believing then.

I suppose in one way or another, how about yourself?

You misrepresented your implication on top of implying implications will encapsulate your true meaning to others.

welcome back to anime threads
:)

I was assuming you'd catch on based on the filenames

t-thanks
I feel bad I can't remember your name

hmm. okay.

stop being a bully.

the filename with your name in it threw me off because why would you post a filename like that.

and I haven't actively posted anywhere for three years, other than here for the last two months or so, so assuming I'll recognize anyone is a big mistake. especially because I'm not used to pony people being around. silence blabbing brought so many of you faggots here.

not much. just life being shit as usual.
I hear that you and ethy have a third person now. good luck with that. if I might offer my humble opinion, it will not work out. because they never do.

and yes, I know this from experience.

And suddenly I can't keep this conversation alive anymore.

our hands were not meant to create, ban. only to destroy.

see

Make me.

I will pout in a manner most fierce.

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We wouldn't want that now.

then stop bullying me.

Eh, I figured I was being obvious enough, whatever

And I'm not too worried about the whole third person thing. She sees exclusively women in her area for a few months, it stops working out one way or the other and she finds someone else. It's been harmless towards us.

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Well I've done plenty of that in my years.

:stop:

Not any better, not any worse but it makes me smile that you are getting there! Anything that can make it even better?

as I said, it's been years. nothing is obvious to me anymore.

also I kind of don't give a shit about almost anything anymore, so my ability to pick out anons is now zero.
because I don't give a shit.

you monster

stop what

no worrys
you dont have to stress

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I punched my friend when I was drunk the other day.

Hes not happy.

most people tend to not like getting punched, yeah.

If he's friends with someone like you, I have no doubt in my mind that he deserved to be punched.

I've gotten the hint that you've ran out of shits to give, yes.

Honestly just kinda stopped in to say hello. Don't know what to do with myself at the moment so I'm kinda just wandering while I finish off these drinks

Wonder what trees did to her in a past life.

Did you go by any other names?
You guys love switching names, or used to at least

Hey Cups, what's she from anyway?

drinking is pretty great.

re:zero.

People who use different names are literally worse than Hitler.

pfft

Trees are dicks.

It is, it makes me hate everyone a little less

I agree.

hating people takes far too much energy.

It was his fault.

You're probably not wrong

Thanks bae

Being a neurotic nut case makes it kinda easy for me

I mean yeah, sitting there converting sunlight into energy. Freeloading fucks.

Like fuck those people who have different names.

Burn them all

nah i've always just been theseius luka
i'm just super low key i guess this past decade almost

oh I'm sure it was.

now you're just some ducky that I used to know

you're very welcome, eva spoilers.

Can't, birds and squirrels will shit all over my stuff if I do.

The duck meme died cup, we're literally the only people that remember it

You too? Jeez

You get a gold star for being a good person

Burn them too

Fuck people in general

Thats what happens when you try and ram things in your friends butts.

it was never a meme. it has always been and always will be my nickname for you. you can either deal with it or deal with it more.

well, frankly I don't care either way. it was just a joke though.

I need you to take this back.

but thats rape

The implication was that if he had the energy he would hate plenty.

Too fast, fire doesn't fly.

Oh wow what a slut you are Bambi.

they tried to ram something in your butt?

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Is it true, Cuppers? You're really...a hateful person?

You know I have an innate inability to deal with thing

He isn't because he doesn't have the energy.

Keep up.

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Walked right into that, I'll show myself out

I am going to try and restart my running routine. Be back later.

not entirely sure at this point perhaps what I mentioned above might help me feel better.

well, tracer isn't entirely wrong, but he's not entirely right. even if I had the energy I doubt I would hate much more than I do now, because hating someone not only takes energy, it also means you're giving way more thought to that person than they deserve, and I can't abide by that.

deal with it anyway, ducky.

.........?

show yourself right out into some dude's arms I bet. for sex.

I was busy...doing important things.

k bye have fun

If only there was something that threw the flames

Give me a few more drinks and we'll see

It's hard to tell here, there are some people that take that serious as heck and won't shut up about it. It was funny the first month of being called this person then that but now it's more overused than a tawainese hooker

Worth a shot! Don't push yourself tooooo far though!

I told you I punched him for a reason.

have all the drinks you want. ducks are supposed to be wet.

a good reason, sounds like.

well then accept my most humble apologies.

Night BT.

All right all the time.

Like not thinking.

What, like an arrow? Those fuckers are quick man I don't know.

I try telling myself the same thing when I'm angry, but I just give into the madness too easily. Rise above it, cuppers.

most of the time.

it's not about rising above it. it's about putting as little effort into as many things as possible. if it took less effort to hate I would do that instead.

Always.

You're one to talk.

You can't just take the easy ways out in life

You're not the boss of me, I'll drink because *i* say I wanna

What about a flame gun? How does one outrun a bullet? How does what stop a bullet made of FIRE???

I'm typing, dingus.

Human error, mostly.

I can and will.

well I suppose we'll never know for sure, because I'm ordering you to drink more.

Dingus isn't even an insult. It's a flower.

I'll have to bring you to justice then

try it nerd. see what happens.

Which is why the birds and squirrels will never survive

I'm a rebel I'm going to disobey you and do rebel stuff.

Like drink.

It's no problem bae, just a little down so the feelings are on the sleeve for now. I'm sorry

rebelling against my wishes would mean you stop drinking.

Not calling you an idiot, simply calling you laughable.

But the target was trees.

ah. well now I'm genuinely sorry. been feeling shitty myself. hope you feel better.

Drinking is my reward for being such a FUCKING REBEL and disobeying you

Checkmate

the new enemy are the shitting birds, we need to think 2 steps ahead

Alright, that's all the goofy I can handle.

Night.

Meet at the mall, it's going down
Meet at the club, it's going down
Anywhere you meet me it's guaranteed to going down!

Ah. And you insisted we weren't friends. A real friend makes his friends laugh unintentionally.

Fuck I killed him

Rip in pepperoni

justify it any way you want, ducky.

you're going to go down? how gay.

Sleepyyyyy

:(

welcome home, maddie.

I didn't say on top of you, you pervy homo.

Im an independent duck who needs no justice

Th-thankies^^

How was your day?

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well. it's been alright I suppose. been a bit worried about someone. maybe that someone could get on steam.

'cause everyone's trying so hard to push back onto 4chan.

You too Cups, really hate seeing good people feel down too

Wasn't me

oh? are there any good people around here feeling down?

I wouldn't really call it trying hard, we're just making threads since they're no longer ban on sight

Ohkay..

men that don't know to stay in their place should probably be purged. these people obviously have no visible signs of consciousness and function purely based on biological instincts with no sign of sentience

Why?

What's w4w?
World For War?

Because why not? Novelty, at the very least

You and Gogs are an example

That's not really the word that comes to mind for me, but whatever.

I am not a good person by any stretch of the imagination.

seriously, men thatn do this above the age of 25 are clinically retarded.

You make me smile.
And in my experience, people who aren't good people don't make Rins smile.

maybe you just have poor judgment. also stop reading my conversations you voyeur.

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You're a fat dude.
You are not a lesbian.

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Because I have the courage to link you when I'm responding to you.

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I believe you are, why should I believe elsewise?

Apologize.

Please have the courage to link me when you talk about me.
Or just don't talk about me.

I don't know how to interpret this image.

for what?!

because of how I am literally all the time?

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Cute is the only thing that needs to be interpreted

For hurting my feelers.

I don't even remember why that's a thing anymore.

Are you calling me cute?

I have not seen how you are implying you are, bae

I was mainly implying that bird is cute
You can be cute if it pleases you

What's wrong with a retard trying to go out with someone who is also mentally challenged??

I am frequently notified that it is the case.

Well then I guess you can be cute too

oh. sorry, rin.

ugh

If you mean you make rude sounding jokes at times that isn't really bad

Good girl.
Of course I'll forgive a sweet, honest boy like you.

Such a nice girl.
Always looking out for the people around him.

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I'm gonna go exist elsewhere with my drinking

rip in peas me

see ya

I like you so :^)

I am so sorry your taste is so bad.

But I like you too.

bye.

Wouldn't be the only bad thing about me so I am okay with this, bae

:(

is irish still here?

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i was able to never see this board until its now constantly on the frontpage with its shit threads

fucking weebs

crap

Yeah, the fucking weebs are seriously cancerous most of the time.

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mfw colbert deserted his thread to cyber leegu players

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fowler is so based

cuppers do you ever cam?

i want to look you in your arian eyes

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Oh I was on the phone with my mom

haha

,

\,

I called her earlier to talk about a claim I got since we're both claims adjusters and she didn't get back to me til now, she's on vacation in Puerto Rico

Desu no

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She is my mother

If she weren't a her I'd be fucking Jesus

Jesus didn't come out of a mans ass.

kinda weird fam

He didn't come from a man's seed neither

You brought it up

what did i bring up

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He made his own mom pregnant with himself by using baby magic.

oh

lol i thought you were about to try to blame me for you Holla Forums threads

luka seems to be down to violate beebop

i sense another migration looming

Jack, I'm going to name our child Ava.

happy friday...

we should hide and ban any posts coming from beepop luka or any "old mod"

that fat bitch gave beepop the board to rattle us

don't let fat bitches win

oh hi sama san

lol soup tp niisama

Pretty sure some random person took the mod from bebop like a week ago.

Like who even was that?

no beepop is the admin

no one else has any say

kinda fucked






it's okay

my man whats up

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get the fuck outta her chiri

no

chiri how autistic do you have to be?

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chiri fully tried to cyber dudes and won't stop

sama let's tiny

lies

k bro make a room man

you like pretended to be a "girl" for three years?

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nice

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gomes pls leave

as per that, I'm never really going to say what my gender is. they had a fun time doxxing my target but they never found out my name or address.
I like to keep people guessing. false leads make many dead ends, and I have many names. joke's on whoever tries to dox me.

you claimed you were a girl many times

you got BTFO

I claimed I was a lesbian.

it's 2016, anybody can be a lesbian now.

im a lezbian

tbh im a dyke

I may be a pathological liar, but I am a very honest liar in a way that my story is straight. If you check the facts, everything will match up because my lies are truths.

I never once said I was female.

lol nah

it's all true.

tricky fucking canadians

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Well, as I grew up I realized that people are manipulators and liars, so I decided that I would be the best liar/manipulator of them all, and be honest about it.

anyway... tinychat.com/colbyisatrap

post up so i can fucking ban you

ghjfkfhlkhfl

gfdhdsfhd

tp!

wtf shut up retard

no one was there

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i was... i mean

fucker

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nah fam

tell a friend to cam

leave

kinda a dick move tbh

laaaame

camwhoreing it up as we speak nigga

how old do you think you'll have to be to realize how big of a waste your entire life was

link?

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Camwhoring and demoning it up

can you link it correctly?

you're literally incoherent. were you the aspie with the terrible comic strip?

This call is fucked.

yes, I am that genius with the amazing comic strip.
why do you ask?

do you just enjoy getting into internet fights? because you're going to get your virtual ass pushed up so far you'll be prolapsing out your fucking mouth when I'm done with you.

tinychat.com/colbyisatrap

10/10 mememe

I just remembered who you are lol.

There's honestly absolutely nothing you can say that will ever effect me in any way. i spent over a month of my life laughing at yours 2 years ago, and the fact you're still trying to be taken seriously and you're still posting is just the most hilarious shit ever.
How do you live with yourself? Do you actually believe the shit you spew? Obviously you'll never learn that your life is garbage, always has been garbage, and always will be garbage, so i guess i have to say it flat out; Fucking kill yourself you fat braindead idiot, you're a leech to people around you and spew nothing but autism onto the internet. You never have and never will contribute to society in a constructive meaningful way, and as such, nobody will care when your corpse that's been rotting on your kitchen floor for 10 months is found.

whatever

Nice car Gnomes.

Who is it?

Actually, I feel that I am a very constructive person. I have a lot of knowledge at my disposal and offer it when asked. I am calm and rational.

You, on the other hand, are like black grease. When grease has gone too long and accumulated too much residue, you're cancerous and attempt too hard to break our skins in order to propegate your shit.

Your post was bad and you should feel bad about it.

It's Chiri and Niggy having a geriatric fight.

Oh, okay.

I didn't notice his benis before, damn

you ever just come online as your and one of you real good friends and join voice chat with your other real good friend both at the same time
and he just asks where we both were and he goes "we were smashing"
like bruh i just woke up from a nap

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u rly r gr8

come at me bro

There's Barbie doll anatomy.

but i want to see araragi benis pls :(

I don't need to. You've already made a massive fool of yourself time and time again over the past 5 years. Why do you even still post? Isn't it embarrassing?

your facts are off. four years.

I post because I am a living entity who has sole responsibility of my actions, positive and negative, and I am honest enough to allow all of my interactions to reflect who I am.

You, however, are a leech. You are sucking at my side, perhaps hoping for attention, or perhaps simply attempting to become a negative filter, siphoning something greater, in perhaps some weak attempt of spreading misinformation, which won't actually work when I am present.

Some advice: take your drama somewhere else, or poison people with it when the object of your defamation campaigns is not online to contest you.

Aww, stop fighting. Fights aren't nice.
We share an interest and we should talk about it, since this is an anime imageboard. Take your fights where they belong (/trash/)

cringe. just cringe.

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hello queermos

i fuckign hate anime

Try Hard 2: Try Harder.

A lot of copypasta material here. Keep up the good work, guys.

stop hyperlinking me retard go die in a ditch
facebook.com/profile.php?=612317732

There's honestly absolutely nothing you can say that will ever effect me in any way. i spent over a month of my life laughing at yours 2 years ago, and the fact you're still trying to be taken seriously and you're still posting is just the most hilarious shit ever.
How do you live with yourself? Do you actually believe the shit you spew? Obviously you'll never learn that your life is garbage, always has been garbage, and always will be garbage, so i guess i have to say it flat out; Fucking kill yourself you fat braindead idiot, you're a leech to people around you and spew nothing but autism onto the internet. You never have and never will contribute to society in a constructive meaningful way, and as such, nobody will care when your corpse that's been rotting on your kitchen floor for 10 months is found.

Easily.
I live very easily.

lol stfu and gtfo

Wow geez everyone here seems pretty peeved huh?

when your standards for living are so low it's hard not to live easily

nobody wants to talk to me~?

Correct.

like you give a shit

This drama is cute. Do you guys go out?

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i care about you, chiri. i really do.

Try harder.

ily moffie

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now kiss, guys.

i've learned that you are all cucks

where have you been bae?

js

how fucking autistic are you

jesus tp

I got accused of stealing a phone yesterday. THe police and stuff got involved. It was one heck of a ride. Also school and work, really. Then I lost my phoneee and I still haven't found it.

Lots of cool stuff.

tbh imo fam lol

hmmm?

this place is really shitty
let's go steam or skype

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I can't get on steam, I'll try to download skype on this thing, though.

Apparently my brother did. He brought me along with him and then things happened and yeah.

anyone who ironically or unironically says
bae is a fucking retard

bae

Anyone who uses acronyms is fucking gay and should feel bad.

Norton is fucking garbage.

Public schools really turned you for the better.

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@tsuchi what is up with your girlfriend smiles

can you please tell her to like stop attention whoring

They haven't even posted today.

Honestly I'm super disappointed in him. Even shittier about it that he decided to get me involved without telling me at least.

more like never. norton keeps saying "this file is harmful to your computer' then removes it automatically.

they

you are cancer

who'd have thought that getting influenced by niggers would be retarded

Is TP on his man period today? He seems grouchy.

based steve?

keep in mind he's voting hillary

fix your shit nullsa
youre killing me

i'm killing me as well. this is ridiculous.

Should probably actually start looking for my phone.

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just go fuck around with norton's system privileges

oh hi

He's gone full furry and now full nigger.
It's too late to save him.

It makes me really sad sometimes. I hope when he gets older he doesn't do that stuff. He's been doing it since he was young, though.

Right right let me see.

is he even still a thing

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who

steve

got me lol who are you

Just kick his ass to fix him.

oh weird

im nobody

im a tramp

a bum

a hobo

im a boxcar & a jug o wine

a str8 razor if u get 2 close 2 me

I have been waiting quite a while now and it's still frozen .What the fuck is this application.

The way he thinks about things, that would only make things worse, probably.

tsuchi x smiles cybers is cancer

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This computer is so fucking bad. Everything is slow, adware, computer looks like someone tried to melt it with a blowtorch, and it was covered in tobacco.

im gonna do all that stuff to you if you dont get on tbh

You're...going to install adware on me? Also I'm already slow.

i don't trust any of the people who own this board

beepop lies constantly

his new think is that he has cancer

Youre the perfect speed for me

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beepop is a pedophile

why is he still a mod lol

i don't think so, i feel like I'm peeving you a bit. Understandably though...I'll figure out this broken shit though.

Oh wait is TP drunk?

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its a tp friday of course he's drunk sweetie

im not peeved i just havent posted here and dont really want to
so my nullsa needs to fix his shit

hee hee

I don't know these people...

and yeah yeah. I. Uh. I think there's a skype browser thing?

KINDA SOBERING UP

SHIT IS BORING

There's honestly absolutely nothing you can say that will ever effect me in any way. i spent over a month of my life laughing at yours 2 years ago, and the fact you're still trying to be taken seriously and you're still posting is just the most hilarious shit ever.
How do you live with yourself? Do you actually believe the shit you spew? Obviously you'll never learn that your life is garbage, always has been garbage, and always will be garbage, so i guess i have to say it flat out; Fucking kill yourself you fat braindead idiot, you're a leech to people around you and spew nothing but autism onto the internet. You never have and never will contribute to society in a constructive meaningful way, and as such, nobody will care when your corpse that's been rotting on your kitchen floor for 10 months is found.

So you're cranky from the withdrawl symptoms?

I also keep track with hella liberals

nah i dont think there is
go find your phone silly
we have plenty of things to discuss in private

These people
what the fuck you mean by that honkey ass cracka
jive ass white turkey

Bard. want to play chess?

no

i AM LURKING YOUR AUTISM

Ay nigga i aint mean a thing nigga calm yoself fool

I am...lurking your autism?

What does that even mean? I'm certain you're drunk, now.

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IT MEANS WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES

YOU ARE SOME RETARD TRYING TO GET A REACTION

I feel bad for TP

be nice tp
christ

pity (you)s

Not actually true, but if I were, you'd be giving me what I want. How doe it feel? Good? Bad? Are you conscious of the fact that you're doing this?

Holy shit it's adorable d'aww.

OH FINE

you were the one who agreed to be nice to all of my love interests
im just making you honor the pact

HEY BRO AT LEAST I DONT HAVe cancer

plzzzzzzz

you know what? I'd be willing to e-date chiri if he started lying about his gender again constantly.

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hey there I'm a girl

i love you

Hey guys I'm a boy.

XD hahahhahah wouldn't that be funny L O L

McFucking kill yourself.

I'm a boy.

I have a really large penis but I hate fags, sorry fags but I want asian women.

lolz xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

with an equally large penis?

nobody asked you virgin

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what else would you expect

sorry I'm just too F A B U L O U S!!!!

That's a lot of d there bud.

is this you? pic is me

Its a shame BloodChan died.

Too young

RIP.

here's a brain teaser; how do deaf people do math?

The same way non-deaf people do, you dumbo.

oh no scoots

did I break her heart?

I believe that was a contributing factor.

how

Honestly I have no idea, sexual interest maybe...but even that would surprse me. Becuase I'm like. Me.

You bet.

It's very hard for me to say no to someone, but I had to draw the line.

blood chan going awa was the best thing thats ever happened in my entire life

You are aware that deaf people haven't lost the function of their eyes.
Also they have their own language....SIGN.
Thirdly, numbers are a universal language.

looks like we need to make sure that i can call you a sexual interest then

high5

Was it becoming bothersome?

Why would you say such a thing?

[spoiler]cut my life into pieces
this is my last retort[/spoiler]

how do they talk in SIGN if they're deaf and can't hear themselves

You are being terribly facetious here,

I dont think they are dead irl
just not here
seeing blood chan always made me feel so grody and SHITTY!!! ajd 9t RUINED mY dAY!!!!!
Now that blood chan is gone I am happy and not so SHITY!

Why would you allow someone to have such power over your emotes in such a negative way?
Hm. I can understand though. I guess.

I had no interest, we briefly had steam conversations but it was clear that nothing would happen aside from perhaps a friendship but Blood-chan was dramatic and chose that we couldn't remain at a friend level because they had confessed love and was not reciprocated, thus all contact was washed away by them, even platonic

sorry or as they say in japan aloha

That is some pretty heavy stuff.

bump

SUFFICATION is my fetish.

shit happens

i wish I could control my EMOTIONS

how about I fly you in from wherever you live to stay with me at an apartment

NAME?
DICK?

Truth words there.
Oh well. There are always casualties.

EMOJIS

dad!mufuccboi. confirmed paedophile- collects images of underage children

dad, and i haven't measured my dick since I was 13

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Depends. Do I end up living in the end?