She told me that she never could face the world again
So I offered up a plan
We'll sneak out while they sleep
And sail off in the night.
We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.
When we're gone we'll stay gone.
Out of sight, out of mind.
It's not too late,
We have the rest of our lives.
The rest of our lives
She told me that she never could face the world again So I offered up a plan...
She told me that she never could face the world again
i can think of worse crimes
I miss lifting, stupid expensive gyms
I wanted to break 200 on my bench press
There are a good number, but there are many crimes I'd rather commit than that
Later peeps, gotta take my mom to the doctor
Yeah that sounds busy, glad to hear you're doin alright.
You better, that shit is the worst to keep track of
are you still here
That's the resident indochinese?
if my calculations are correct
I was thinking it was Limes for some reason but that makes more sense.
Wew you people are pretty darn ded tonight
I think it's Manaka
see resident indochinese
I was saying I thought it was him but the Indochinese makes more sense.
Shut up, Uno/Kamuu/Orion.
What sonic fan thing is that "Nothing Personnel, kid" thing from?
I guess you could say.
It's kinda anti-personnel.
HE'S THE INDOCHINESE.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING.
Why does he have piercings in his quills?
Wouldn't they, like, just fall out, in theory?
Because EDGE .
The JNCO jeans is what makes it.
Wait wait wait.
But he's wearing skinny jeans?
There is no logic in that image.
Do not even attempt to decipher it.
I had to google what JNCO means.
I pity what you had to withstand.
Permission to blog?
The 90s were a time that should never be revived.
Permission granted Pvt. Guero.
I wholeheartedly agree.
stupid dead board and it's dead users
who is that sexy motherfucker
90's were cute sometimes. But yes, JNCOs were terrible.
pics basically me in 6th grade
I AM RECEIVING SOME CONFLICTING INFORMATION HERE
WHO IS THE COMMANDING OFFICER
isn't he handsome? he's redminus
some youtube animator
yeah he is fucking hot
I'm so sorry.
3 more placement matches.
WHO IS THE COMMANDING OFFICER
THE NCO DENIED YOUR PERMISSION, BUT I AM THE CO OVERRIDING THOSE, PVT!
Don't listen to bamboo, pretty good rule of thumb
I think I like basically every poster in this thread and the minority I'm just indifferent to, this is opposite the norm! Usually it's mostly indifference lol
At least I never wore these. They were everywhere, and I always thought they were tacky.
D-do you like me, Spoiler-chan?
I have elementary school yearbook photos of my in Hawaiian shirts and denim shorts so I can't really say anything.
I'm a straight dude and I'll agree with you there
nigga looks like he could play a young, dapper Satan
I will take this into consideration
YES SIR THANK YOU SIR
I'm a straight dude
Yes, yes I do!
I don't have the looks or the hygiene to be gay
women will settle for humor, that shit don't fly with faggots
Tommy Bahama? What about Big Dog? Ya ever wear Big Dog? Sport a Fossil watch?
The pink one in the back is having way too much fun.
hygiene to be gay
Now, to that blogposting.
I bet Tsuchi still wears hawaiian shirts.
I don't know.
Most gays that aren't campy stereotypes seem to have completely nonexistent standards.
I had a Fossil watch, yeah.
Like, a leather band and brushed metal face one.
Hey, Fossil watches weren't and still aren't bad for their price.
I think I may be in the wrong place
Most old people do
I genuinely forget what it was about anyways
something to do with my bank fucking me over
my account is negative 600 dollars because of something I didn't even do
Besides, where do you get off calling other people faggots? nigga with the trap porn folder lookin ass
Wanna wear nothing but a hawaiian shirt for me :^)
I no longer have stitches in my face. The cute girl who took them out for me freaked out because she made me bleed and was all super sorry about it and everything, "that much have been really painful" and such
I didn't feel a thing though
Someone posted someones dox or something and Chii was tired of me always reporting it directly to her and after asking me a few thins if I posted it/knew who posted it then she asked if I wanted to be admin. after asking if she was serious she gave me login details
Well then, probably should call them and ask what the hell is up with it.
I don't know, you seem gay enough for animus
internet is too shitty for any multiplayer games
I'd second this
on a side note she could tell I hadn't slept last night and went on about how she didn't either
sorry about my breath, I drank a lot of coffee this morning
I mean yeah I drank a ton of coffee too(I am drinking coffee as I type this too)
I actually had to count.
There's only eight saved in my generic "Pictures" folder. Some Felix, a gif of the choco one with Tokai in the filename, and a random one of Kuja from FF IX.
There's Enkidu in my Gilgamesh folder, though.
I wanna call you Oshino for some reason.
I imagine a lot of people would react that way to seeing someone bleeding out of their face
Is there an entry level of gay or something
Is there a written test or something
You're supposed to argue with me on that point
I wear nothing but like a weird ass mix of recycled cotton v-necks and a few super deep v-necks these days because fuck you it's comfy.
Oshino Shinobu. :^)
Why would you remove the stitches? They come out or dissolve over time don't they?
hey son, there is a preacher coming to town without arms and legs, I want you and your friend who has no arms to come and listen, I mean, two handicapped people, god must want this. want to come?
implying I'd argue that I'm not garbage
I know why it happened I just don't understand how
my sister helped me make my bank account and because her account is in the red, they drew from my account and then my shit went overdrawn and I couldn't afford to pay it, so the fee kept adding up
how the fuck are they allowed to just take my money
you're gonna get kidney stones. drink some water.
To be fair, Felix is just a girl they've drawn and called a boy. fuck you japan
Well yeah but she was just super sorry when I obviously didn't even know I was bleeding. Pretty sure I would have at least made a slight facial change if anything hurt even the slightest.
Idk I guess the ones I had in didn't. I still look like someone punched me in the face
Pretty sure, I mean knew I had to take one. I passed with flying colors.
That's a pretty cute reaction to it though
Damn, I guess I should study
I was trying to find the watch I used to wear but holy fuck, Vestal's entire style has changed so much.
They used to be some brushed metallic, post-modern looking watches.
Now they're all generic as fuck retro styles.
That's literally every anime trap.
It's a girl with a female voice actress, just called a boy.
I'm pretty sure people in this state just don't sleep tbh
I rarely drink coffee and really only need it to get me through the day today/ I'll be fiiiine
Mhm, she was trying a little bit much I think for someone who is barely awake at the moment, though she was also sort of the same so it was probably though. Oh right, she was saying how she was afraid of generally hurting me in any way because of the no sleep thing too.
Have you seen the video of me in the future? Say ~20-30years
I've done drugs with peeps from here so I couldn't have failed
its not like you have any appointments to be on time for
Bebop of the future right here. It's pretty bad because I actually see something like this happening to me and I REALLY don't want it to.
skip 30seconds in at least
That sounds like a fun time, not sure how gay that is though
But it's a calculator watch.
When are those not stylish as fuck?
Go to church, you heathen.
kidney stones are comparable to bullet wounds in terms of pain
aint having any of that
I figured you had a 3d trap folder with how fruity you are. I bet you drink martinis
That guy definitely doesn't have a microdick he's trying to compensate for.
We'll see if I regret one day of drinking coffee a little bit or not
Is it bad that I saw exactly what he was doing as soon as he held both ends of it out? What a lad
by the way something tells me you might like this picture
yah, lemme just take me agnostic friend to let him know it's okay to be handicapped cause god did it
Are you broken?
I don't really save trap shit.
I'm admittedly not hetero, just near it but it's one of those things where I'm just comfortable with the fact and more enjoy teasing people than outright attraction.
That seems like a sound idea.
I see nothing possibly going wrong.
Oh it was supeerrr gay. You don't even know
Atheism aka autism
Where did you get all those images
I think I'll leave that up to my imagination then
I just keep seeing them crop up on 4chan n shit
I like em, they're amusing
I honestly don't get how people would be less sorrowful for their miseries if a being did it in mysterious ways
Depression a bitch
not if its ironic ;)))))
Yeah same, I need more.
I need more caps, but I'm lazy
Eh, it's more spirituality as a substitute for blame in this case.
It's kind of human nature to want answers for things and to cast blame on specific things so it's easier to say it's some bullshit tribulation than something related to sheer chance and factors so random.
That's more or less the historical and current attitude regarding it, as far as I'm aware.
I don't have any fun stories today. How about you?
I'm sure they're fine watches. When I was in middle school, guys were wearing Fossil watches and Doc Marten's and putting an entire bottle of gel in their hair. They had those dumb jeans with giant legs and shirts with flames.
Howdy! Long time no see. How ya doin'?
Maybe. Why? Wanna see my enormous pony member?
Oh, fair enough.
I just remember them being great watches since they weren't super cheap but weren't anywhere close to expensive that you'd actually try to make sure it's never scuffed or whatever. So they were great for kids since we didn't have phones and needed to know what time to be home.
that's probably how it works.
hell they can keep doing it all they want.
but it's frustrating when they think it works on me as well.
but like jehova's they mean well so you can't shut them up or argue for hours.
None, im utterly depressed. C'est la vie. Busy working?
I wish it was
Jehovah's Witness are annoying as fuck because fuck you for knocking on my door at seven or eight on a goddamn weekend.
Been better, how is it hangin for you bae?
Get to it, nerd
When you get crushed but Tracer gets potg and gets against a wall and does an ass wag at the cam on a close up
I wonder if it would even work to put a sign up against them.
My dad's radicalism did have a redeeming quality in that case though. instead of listening he'd try and convince them his belief was actually better than theirs.
Wish Minori won though
I don't particularly mind more "hardline" religious views but I outright loathe complete evangelical groups/individuals.
Except Muslims and Jews.
Fuck Zionists and sandniggers. They're the same terrorist bullshit.
I had jehova's witnesses knock on my door just this morning
I was wearing my Disastrous U.S. Missile Attack Against Iranian Air Liner postage stamp t shirt and the guy mentioned that British Airlines is recommencing flights to Iran as of today
i think he thought i was a muslim
muslims and jews can stab and explode you
but those christians stab at your brain
like my dad's believe that brexit was punishment from god because britain temporarily blocked jews to enter israel at one point
or those people that thing dungeons and dragons is satanic
should've exploited it and called him a kaffir
Christian groups as a whole have been mostly malleable. Their views are slower to change than the average but they still have and continue to get more progressive with time, like the world as a whole.
It's mostly why they're tolerable.
Jews > christians > muslims
and they can be helpful
like the red cross
Muslims > infidels
Furs > animus
scientology > illuminati
Everything > Spoilers these feels
brown anime girls > non-brown anime girls
They integrate well and mostly exist as people that don't make themselves secular in any country they're a part of.
Even in the far east, most modern Christian groups exist as people of their area that just happen to be of a particular religious group.
Unlike Jews and Muslims that no matter where they go, they bitch about how everything should be exactly like their home culture.
They're exceptions and outliers, sure. But that's the general trend.
does the same apply to 3D
Brown people are literal shitskins.
historically islamic countries have allowed freedom of religion to christians and jews unlike christian countries that will drive you out then send the papal inquisition if you're feared of not having converted properly to the faith
let's forget that
implying ISIS isn't the true islamic country
isis is is
Still waiting for that faggot to give her her own show
Thanks Ems, it's appreciated a ton even if it seems a little not right now
that's a lot of people you know
is there a sub for this
Needs to be a 3+ full season / 24 episode anime with 2 movies and an ova season
It's no longer the Muslim golden age.
They're not "burkas of women's liberation" or whatever Islamophile bullshit
If it ain't white, it ain't right.
I would be so happy if that happens
what about yellows
we would be living in the second islamic golden age if the USA hadn't financed insurgents and illegitimate warfare and carpet bombed cities and murdered millions by veto for three decades
Don't get yellow fever.
Oil company literally fucking over an entire country
Two nations ravaging a country since the 70's
Ransack a country because they defend their oil reserves versus an US proxy
Ransack them once again because accusal of owning wmd's is enough
actively fund rebels to rebel against standing governments
actively give them weapons
betray them a few months later
Holy shit do you really think post-70's wahhabism is anything but an active campaign to ruin that entire area
but what can you do
Dhimmi's don't really have a great track record of being treated right.
only Andalusia and The Ottoman Empire have been exceptional.
my life would be complete
Azunyan + Choi crossover anime
Islamic republic of iran is beautiful
we know that iraq has weapons of mass destruction
we suspect that iraq has weapons of mass destruction
we know that iraq has the capability of building weapons of mass destruction
we suspect that iraq has the capacity to build weapons of mass destruction
an independent un investigation?
Iran also has like the second highest amount of sex changes.
Also lets not forget introducing some foreigners to the area just because their 3000 year old fairy story claims the area once was theirs and subsequently fund their sorry asses and introduce another few wars
Nuke the entire middle east.
Build a parking lot.
remember that time we gave the kikes UN tanks
whatd you expect of a nation built on genocide
That would be the most adorable thing ever
What would it be about tho
the crusaders welcomed the mongols who destroyed the islamic golden age
but then they got scared of the mongols and invited the muslims back to drive the horde back
but who'd ever park there
Keions going on holiday to Okinawa or whatever island Choi's from
Azunyan turns brown because sun
Azunyan and Choi change clothes
There's nothing of value there other than oil.
Choi is from Egypt silly
I can't wait until the oil's dried up.
I need to see Saudi Arabia and the other Wahhabi's collapse. basically every arab kingdom.
since the republics had slight potential.
This music video made me realize something
Does anyone have a picture of my drumset by chance?
Mohammed's six year old "wife"
Clearly speaks fluent Nihongonese
Clearly from a tropical island
Pretty sure it's some pacific island somewhere between Hawaii and Japan.
you will never be Mohammad's six year old >wife
When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it ... And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself. Deuteronomy 20:10-14
They literally say she's from Egypt in the show
There's no GDP apart from oil in the entire region at this point since they've not even invested the metric shit tons of money from that to build up any other industry.
So yeah, it'll be the same as subsaharan Africa of tribal warlords after the fall.
NO MY HEADCANON IS SHATTERING
Literally the Jews.
that'll be great
I cringe everytime they show the buildings of dubai.
they didn't even build it themselves.
they just hire indians and pakis for slave wages to do it, ever saw that docu?
I feel uuuuu
Still the best even though she's a nigger
You know how people that win the however many of hundreds of millions of dollar jackpot lotteries?
They always end up pissing the money away and are filing for bankruptcy in less than five years.
That's basically the same as the Dubai.
"Hey, let's build a fuckhuge tower to show how totally rich we are. There's no way our cashcow will ever dry up."
thereis nothing wrong with being black
Egyptians are the same ethnic branch as Arabs, not niggers.
They never came up from sub-Saharan African.
She's a qt azn
oh my god my sides
Even though she's a terrorist*, then
of course it is arch
ugh exactly that
it's perverted richdom
cant find it on googru
really i remember she's just from some tropical island
there's no island in egypt
hell it's not even green
anime clearly shows pacific islandic architecture, palm trees and tropical forests
It just reminds me of all the "the pyramids were really built by black people that Arabs stole during their expansion like how every other historical accomplishment was by black people and stolen from them" shit that took off in the 60s/70s.
I vividly remember them saying they were in Egypt. I could be wrong though since i didn't really watch it anyway
Yes yes black people are retarded etc etc
I'd do this to you if you'd be a cheeky anime girl.
This does not do my cat justice
Remember i cannot see images
Are you a bot without a proper optical recognition module
My Holla Forums app is broken and trying to run this thread in a browser uses up too much ram on my phone and also makes the site pretty much unusable.
X is an escort tbh
FIX YOUR FUCKING MPC.
Overchan also doesn't load images but only on Holla Forums. They still work on 4chan
just get an iphone 6s plus
That was when I was using VLC, it's fixed now I switched to MPC-HC with the help of ikt ^^
And the Lord dreweth Exodia, and slew the sassy Satan back to Jacksonville - Gospel of Papa
ikt is literally TECH SUPPORT
A shitty Walmart one. Im just going to get a laptop because I don't need a new phone
He's going to try and sell you on an xperia.
there are people in the world that still think a gun will always be empty of bullets if the clip is removed
is good song
what are we doing anymore
I mean my pistol has a mag in it right now but it's not loaded nor is there one in the chamber
But that is silly isnt it spoiler-chan, especially when there is one in the breach.
There's no situation where you'd leave a round chambered to begin with.
what the fuck have i done to be this despised
your monster cock destroyed tokyo
we'll memed xD
I actually know a lot of people who feel the need to always have a round chambered. It pisses me off. At least I've convinced them to never carry them in public like that, they're a danger to everybody.
Would you be stupid enough to test it by firing the "empty" gun at a person?
Tell that to the thousands that have died from that
Your contribution was instrumental
So sad i am missing all the kawaii anime pictures and mememes
Didn't you have a hard on for anything Xperia at one point?
It's not just about the danger.
It's unnecessary wear on the internals too.
No. I had 2 loaded mags right next to it, I just don't feel the need to have the mag in it loaded right now. That and I keep it out of sight because people have been coming by recently and looking like they want to play with it. Nobody is going to get shot anywhere near me while I'm around.
It's the generic moeshit, probably.
I still like the design but oh god the fucking thing keeps breaking down every two weeks or something I sent it back 6 times now
also like my Galaxy Nexus is bae
My south african friend who just turned 18 won't stop fucking with his brand new pistol. He dry fires that thing at least a dozen times a day when I talk to him. Also fucking with the slide.
The other night he was so paranoid he felt the need facetime me and clear his house with it loaded and everything
Kid is worse than me with guns and that's saying something.
I like moeshit
moe is life
when ur mum gets soy milk instead of almond milk
when mammy forgets to bring the tendies after you been a good boy ALL week
The mechanics are all tension springs and blowback.
Repeated fucking with it is as bad as the people that repeatedly clean them when they've not even been fired.
Every time assembling and disassembling just increases the chance of when you unlikely will need it that it'll will have a feed/cycling issue.
Oh that's another thing. Every night on skype he loves to show our group how fast and easy it is to take apart his pistol even though it's the same step for literally every other modern pistol
I omitted a ton of dumb shit he does.
field stripping is so cool!
No just no.
There's weird differences with some Czech made shit and some of the immediate post-war Austrian/German designs that still crop up but yeah, almost all semi-auto is near the same.
I EVEN WENT POOPY IN THE WATER BOWL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
field stripping is so cool!
No just no.
The second line goes with that.
That's separate from the latter part.
It's part of the whole bit where he sort of wants to join the military and has seen all of 'those' videos where they field strip their rifles and put them back together so much 'they can do it blindfolded'
He believes he needs to be able to do this with his Springfield XDS. I've shown him once how my vp9 is the same way to take it apart up to where I would take the slide off and he got really butthurt seeing how his pistol wasn't super special and easy compared to the rest.
Fucking everybody in general
People a shit
I honestly cannot recall the names of differences but almost all differences in semi-auto pistols these days is just in how they handle blowback to cycle.
I think we're suppose to ask them what's wrong?
Only thing I know from pistols is that the Desert Eagle is big and shoots big bullets and that you're basically a wall of bullets when wielding a G18 akimbo
Fishes can't talk you stupid asshole.
Its hilarious how vitriolic gay men are towards trans
filled with bitter criticism or malice.
"vitriolic attacks on the politicians"
synonyms: acrimonious, rancorous, bitter, caustic, mordant, acerbic, astringent, acid, acrid, trenchant, virulent, spiteful, crabbed, savage, venomous, poisonous, malicious, malignant, malign, pernicious, splenetic;
You know what the difference between a striker and a double action is right? It took me an hour to explain it to him what the difference was
So striker fired is better than double action then?
Sometimes I feel like I should either stop talking to people either overall or whenever they bring up guns to just change the topic or go "uhhuh"
Still kinda want a Glock just to own a Glock
And how much trans people hate minorities. Everybody hates everything because it's the right thing to do.
Trans are just gay people that are trying to normalize their gayness.
half of viewers took this srs
I dislike the majority of the trans here because they act like entitled brats or only want to talk about how bad their lives are post HRT.
I want this thing
Its hilarious how vitriolic gay men are towards trans
See I'm playing csgo right now and people are arguing about how far they can jump
This is shit I can tolerate and love to hear because it's just hilarious how stupid we can get over something that really doesn't do a whole lot in the end
We all waste hundreds of hours playing a game perfecting our movement
I'll get you that if you get me this
Yeah, I like to see how the Horribly Repulsive Therapy mangles their bodies though.
good ol parkourdude91
It's all personal preference since in practice for even those wannabe SWAT/special forces, whatever system you particularly prefer will be best.
I prefer single action semi-autos just because it was what I first got experience with.
atleast erin is elgit
They also talk about how bad their lives are pre-HRT, as well.
not being able to hop 260 units without prestrafe
well life IS bad...
This is exactly what I tried to tell him when he said striker fired was better
tfw no Mk23(I'm a socom fag) or USP in .45 for me to buy locally
What are you a pleb? These guys were just arguing about their pb's for their lj's and this one guy had 279.2 and another guy had 280.1
Dude those .9 units automatically mean I'm better than you
Now that you have nothing to lose life is your oyster!
Get a firm grip on those boot straps now.
Why is Iceland "IS"
This kid joined and we all started giving him shit because he said he was French so we all automatically assumed he was ISIS lmao
Oh my God do you try?
youll never be an assault rifle
tfw never spray 40round mags through ikt
muh dicks real hard
can someone pls type lewd noises and moaning
pls put lots of Ms and Hs and put a tilde at the end of the moans pls
why even need this
For what purpose
4:53 PM - A Sugar Daddy for Moogs: what are you up to
4:57 PM - This Old Dog is now Offline.
hey, mr. scootaloo, you were pretty good at that
could you do it some more, please
You gotta pay for the next one.
pls, mr. scootaloo, tell me how to pay you
I'll do anything uwu
Check your pronouns.
why do we do this? why not get to know each other or something
Who is that faggot
Life is comfy after showers.
I ``need`` lewd noises; my only source flew away a few days ago =~=
That may be the best dog ever.
you will never have a goosestepping doberman pinscher
Life truly isn't fair.
gimme some (you)
This thread is fucking shit
I try so hard
of course I get here right as the best poster leaves.
the rest of you all suck so much.
Thank God we now have random LoL .webm posting to totally add to it.
if anything we need many many more.
Literally crying now
who are you, exactly?
I made my first post before realizing neru was still here. so I guess the thread isn't full of complete losers after all.
as I told you many times, that is not one of my fetishes. stop trying to get me to indulge in it with you, sicko.
your tears bring me nourishment.
ill never stop
perverts always trying to force their disgusting fetishes on others. it's deplorable.
if you persist in this I will have to do something drastic.
You literally tongue assholes, you shit eater.
this bait is so low grade I can't even be bothered to interact with it other than to point out how low grade it is.
They are laced with arsenic and semen
You're not wrong
You probably even have some stuck between your teeth.
alright, I warned you. now I have to do the drastic thing.
what you want some sympathy you little baby? you shall find none here.
and just a little bit of anger at the world.
this is boring me even more than usual interaction with you.
The world just needs to be destroyed
when it's grown to full size but floppy
you will come to regret this action.
crying in real life now because of your bullying. I hope you're happy.
let's start with everyone under the age of 20.
adult bunny ears?
How about everyone that's not me
because when you are touching me baby I see stars
it is sparks not stars
Ireally am totally out of it with this cold