Once upon a time there was the internet. It was expensive, hard to use and confusing, but it had curious things like Yahoo and many different crudely made webpages. The speed was a joke and you could spend 10 minutes just to load a porn picture. One day, the bad wizard of Microsoft created Messenger, a powerful monster that brought normalfags into the internet to send powerpoints with emotiona music, silly pictures and malware, and Messenger bred with Trends to create more social media monsters.
One day, one little faggot who wanted to be a girl stole one idea from a nip virgin to create the 4chan kingdom, a place were all rejects from the internet socialmedia wastelands could settle in.
In their infinite search of knowledge and lulz, Anons discovered a nest of singular creatures called Memes, wild beasts born in the deeps of the internet. Anons saw those beasts and found amusement and confort with their company, so in their infinite wishdom and faggotry they decided to tame the memes and weaponize them, but being careful enouth to breed them with care to be wild and intelligent.
Years of progress and happiness bred prosperity into the kingdom of 4chan and everyone was happy, but the Feminists came, corrupting and stealing anything popular to shit on it like if they were AIDS filled monkey fucking niggers. They first went for comics and ruined them, then they went after homosexuals and added more letters into the alphabet, then they went after Atheists and broke the comunity to form Atheism+, then they went after videogames and memes, and there is when user said "THAT'S ENOUTH".
Sadly, the queen of 4chan got corrupted by the Feminist hordes, turning him into an even bigger faggot and a cuck. Lol and lulz got corrupted too, being part of the normalfag language now. Everything was dark and we were waiting for the end when the Dwarf of Flamming Carriot came and saved us from the dark corrupted land of 4chan and brought us to the fertile and unknown lands of Holla Forums. The Dwarf of the Flamming Carriot then was attacked by the dark hermaphrodite deformed demon of Unknown Personality, accussing him and thelands of Holla Forums of crimes they didn't commited and the Feminist Horde took memes and forcefully bred them to create tainted and weaker endogamic versions, then sold them to greedy jews for their adversitements.
Even in those dark times, the lands of Holla Forums were prosperous, finding the warm hug of Kek, god of chaos, repeating numbers and true memes, we bred the strongest memes not because we controlled them, but because we accepted them as the chaotic wild things they were. Among the allies of our cause we had the Pig Fearing Jew, who is a faggot yet he still maintains the land of 8/v/ just in exchange of attention, the Dangerous Faggot, who brought us salt to enjoy, the Mother of Baseness, who was already an enemy of the Feminist Horde, the Lord of Akkad, who some people like and others don't because he is a normalfag, the Zombie Goddess of Death and Love, who harvested the lives of people loved by the lands of Holla Forums to fuel our memetic magic, the Furry Cat of Jewry, who defended us on twitter but still is a furry and a faggot, the French Faggot, who needs to be trucked, and many others that I couldn't mention because I forgot or because they are too many.
With all the memetic power of Holla Forums, they summoned the Great God Emperor upon our land, leading us in the eternal crusade against the feminist hordes beyond the stards.
With all of this, we, Anons, will conquer space to spread our memes and post futa, traps, aras, lolis and orcs like the chosen children of Kek.
Now pray to Kek and sleep well, my child.