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edgy

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meow

Dreamed up by lonely souls in an attempt to find meaning in a meaningless universe

I mean everything

I'm not edgy, I'm EXISTENTIAL

If you kind of love her, and she kind of loves you, that equals one whole genuine love. Nice.


His pituitary gland has been too busy growing his heart instead.

time to look at anime pussy, that always makes me feel better

You do it to yourself

That is so vague as to be meaningless.

People in gr have no fucking taste

Everyone loves a good pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=aocnwiUSYc8

And that is exactly the point

tfw it's true

So it turns out my Nonon 3D waifu is actually a huge SJW.


My boner is dead

I'm dead

I'm so sorry.

Wise men can come from unexpected places.

They went from this

You didn't know this?

to this

Nonon a shit anyways

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The dreads should have been the first warning

rip

Nah. That's clearly off to a good start if she doesn't wash her hair.

Dreads look so, so bad on white people.

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*on everyone

THIS

ALSO THIS

I'm still gonna watch the old videos she made.

Nah, my friend's dreads look fine. Bob Marley's dreads were kick ass.

Wow.
Don't insult black "culture" like that, you racist.
White people with dreads is just cultural appropriation.

There was a black girl in front of me while I was in the park, one of her dreads just fell off.
No no one pulled it or anything, a piece literally fell the fuck out. I nearly died laughing.
I chased her down and informed her that her hair was just falling out of her head.

This

I don't blame you
I've fapped to a camgirl that was cosplaying Yuno Gasai onc-a couple of times.

Both would be improved by a normal haircut.

That's horrifying.

Who wants me to rant incoherently about my childhood in too much detail

No one

Lets just play Warframe.
Can you tell me what Titania's abilities do?

Near as I can tell I'm not your therapist, but I'll double check for you.

Disgusting, end yourself.

Noble cause or dangerous thinking.


I guess that makes sense but not at all.

She broke it.

I don't think they're easy to pull off, but I think that we need to take care not to throw the baby out with the bathwater. I mean, maybe a white person will pull them off someday.

I feel so loved, like everything I went through wasn't just a sick joke
You've made me feel validated
Let's go rope shopping

the ass was fat

I am interested in listening to you, but can we eventually change the topic?

Yeah its broke

Guess I won't be needing this anymore

imgur.com/a/lTcbZ

You should just have ripped them all off.

I nearly died laughing

Thick is bad.

She's kind of pretty although her nose piercing just ruins it for me.

Sure thing, I've been on the market for some time now anyway

1- float some enemies in a small radius around a point for a bit
2- literally nothing
3- float one enemy and make the others super interested in it despite the dps aura from razorflies
4- shrink down to like 6 inches and archwing around the map as a channeled ability, armed with the Dex Pixia and Diwata, somewhat good damage akimbo pistols and a sword with high status chance

I like edgy girls.

Was that the one you talk to?

I mean, most people here just seem to talk about how gay their lives are so I'm not sure it would matter if the subject changed

This is the voice actor for goku.


She is 79 years old.

All of these sound terrible

kewl!
:D

It's actually pretty fun
I did 30 minutes of survival entirely in archwing mode because dudes kept dropping energy blobs

Yeah.. well, I am okay with that, listening to how happy they are is much easier than sad stories. I can never know what to say without worrying I might say the wrong thing.

To me, it matters. Besides, it's not like I will take their happy moment away!

Is it too much to ask for a frame that revolves entirely around violence?
Vampire frame when
doesn't count

Are you thinking of this one?

Why isn't it a guy?

Probably.

Stop being such a creep with that slutty girl dude.

No

You don't have to worry about making me sad because I already am!

Trin is not a slut

japanese lady voice idols are too good.

I'm thinking about making the situation more comfortable for both of us.

I think she does a pretty good job the English dub is also pretty good.

goku is an icon!

I need to vent somehow and cutting isn't an option

I wonder if smoking a lot of cigarettes will make me sound like Vegeta.

Vegeta is best full blood Saiyan

Cutting is never an option.
Unless you're talking about cutting onions!

u just gottta tear your vocal chrods with sharp scream stuffs i guess!

Cutting is always an option when you're as bad at it as I am
I'm in literally no danger

Really wish lotto players would off themselves

I'm still not letting you keep cutter in your drawer.

I fucking hate when those filthy niggers scratch off their tickets at the register, and then fucking buy more tickets, while people are waiting in line behind them

this is correct

Wish me luck

Oh man I'm like never out of arms reach from something bladed in my bedroom
Why do I own so many sharp things? I don't know

I play the lotto though.

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go super saiyen!

You should definitely off yourself then.

You're grounded, stay away from your room and you may have dinner.

I had blond hair once but the next thing i'm doing is dying it black.

It's fun.

It's the most infuriating thing in the world
They always build up a fucking line out the door because they wanna spend all their fucking money thinking they're going to win big
Fuck these broke ass faggots

yes!

cute face
:)

I had this straight-off-the-boat slow Chinese lotto player that would be like drooling and spitting out ticket numbers backwards and shit.

On the other hand I had another regular that would give me 10% of any winning tickets $50+ so he was a rad dude.

yay anime~

Her face is always cute.

Yeah pissing away money is great fun.

yes?

Hiya Maddie

Don't even respond to his shitty attention bait.

You're 40 times more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than win the lottery

jakka jakka jan jan jakka jan
JAKKA JAN

Vegas stands as a testament to this being unironically true.

lol I love that scene

How much cocaine and how many hookers did you go through?

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There you put money in a machine to have lights and bells go off to let you know you lost.

Hihi Neko~

How's it going tonight besides the lotto zombies?

I feel like you misunderstand me fundamentally as a person if you think I partook in either.

Fuck
You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

my favorite K on scene was when ritsu turned on the fan and then it broke and flew everywhere

Heh

I wouldn't really wouldn't partake in either as well.
Vegas would just be fun for the culinary stuff.

How much beer and how many Asian restaurants did you go through?

?

THIS GUY GETS ME

i wanna see moar cute expressions~♥


are you blond yet?

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WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE THE POINT OF THOSE?

Drunk

I feel like I am dying and I am super duper bored
How about you?

Sober.

Hug? Shot? Both?!?

I don't get you at all. Why anyone would willingly go to Vegas is beyond me, I'm afraid.

No.

Pls no die ;(

I'm just chillin after work and trying to find a cool game to play with a tablet besides Osu!

I'm gonna dye my hair black and pierce my face instead.

Yes, the food is great. I went to some shows too. But there's also a fair amount of fun just going into the casinos on the strip. The shopping, the decor, the performers.


Spring break girls think they're hilarious, I guess.


You also don't understand roller coasters or swimming. I'M SURE A DAY WILL COME WHERE AN ADVENTUROUS URGE TAKES YOU.

Honestly most performers are on Fremont street, though

why are you gonna put holes in your face?
;~;

Because he's emo.

Masturbating in the school forest is adventurous, isn't it?

he should just be emo tional instead~

In all the wrong ways, but yeah I guess.

Its just my bottom lip not my face.

That's literally what "emo" is taken from.

Maybe you should masturbate in a fish tank on a roller coaster in a school carnival.

Why do you hate me?!

uh huh?


why?

Assumptions.

Or

Here's a thought

No

I want it

sounds dangerous...

You'll never make it into the history books with that attitude. Unless they have an entry for "most missed opportunities for extreme masturbation", of course.

One hug before I go lay back down.
*hugs

Its really not.

youre hurting ur face tho

Let's fix this!


Lexi, nooooo! Nini~

Why

Yeah, people bleed to death all the time when you puncture the major arteries in their lip.

He'll probably believe this.

where are the major arteries in the lip?
I've had my lip punctured before

Certainly doesn't help that annoying asd mother fuckers keep coming in just to piss me off

Are you looking for any kinda game in particular?

how can you bleed to death all the time

nothing bad will happen and it will look neat

We accidentally played a game of overwatch together. Basically best friends

As in it has happened on multiple occasions to multiple people.

Not it happened to the same person multiple times.

Are you trolling me right now?

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ask ur mum
HEH

yes

i am pleased with the number of sentences i got from that one

hungry... :(

You guys ever seen that movie Magnolia?

You mean the game I've played for about 10 hours and haven't touched for almost a month now?

Now you don't have to ask the old man.

Nini™

lumiens would be sweet

I don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die

Go to bed.

It's sitting on my bed.

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Alright. Congrats.

no

it was shit

you're shit

This is funny. Why can't we be friends Test?

You're just upset she's not doing it to you anymore.

I've seen it plenty of times before but I had a blu ray copy my ps3 wouldnt play that i finallly got around to watching on the ps4 , it again and now my heart is broke

That was an amazing movie
you just don't like things that have DEPTH

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See a thoracic surgeon I guess.

Go to bed.

this hurts my feelings

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What doesn't hurt your feelings

lips is precious


proof it


oh noes a mur durrr er
lawl u got rekt

I haven't found anything that doesn't.

how?

Oh my fucking God this entire post.

show

LOLOL

There's 16, thank you very much.

It doesn't exist yet.

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Thanks~

i really worked on that one.

fix it

you think i can AFFORD THAT??!!! I WORK AT A TACO BELL!!!!!!!


I want you to hug me

I don't even think it's ironic anymore.

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Oh please.
I've had my fill of him through the years.

murr durrr

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What is that?

That cannot be done.

Really? why?

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It's pretty funny.

yum


aww... :(
you're not getting piercings i guess...

Go to bed.


Go to bed.


That's certainly an impressive expanse of images.

What

Real?

what's so real about her?

you just look so soft u u u u uuu

No i'm still doing it.

The only folder worth using tbh.

Yeah you're -filled- on your recommended dosage of Tsuchi.

Its all a trap so I can just use and abuse you.

hi

are you an accountant yet?


don't let it defeet you...

I'm saving my feet for Darwin, don't worry.

I'm studying business admin., not accounting.

They're different things.

don't save

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I have another folder on my main computer called Aozaki real because it's the folder with the crops as opposed to the other.


Lazy

hi admin
fix the site

write it down in your pocket book


reverse~

Curious.

You should really think a little more.

For who?

Oh... so that's where your fined tuned pride and joy is kept~

why jpg tho ;~;
those pixelation doesn't look as pretty...

Well I'm going to bed soon!
You already supposedly went to bed.

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Test pls respond

uh... umm...
:|

your wife

Might as well not even use that word anymore.

Leg cramped up, didn't drink my usual amount today, so whole body hurts. If I lay down now I'll just cramp up again.

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TB

tuberculosis
total biscuit
tibbers
TD banking

I don't have one.

i still like mouse san

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You've reached that point where I'm tempted to believe you're on drugs even though I know you couldn't afford them.


k


Because I consider myself a good judge of character.

do you like boys? ._.


eeey it's that
teminator boy

youre mean :(

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huh?

He really is, isn't he?

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Hardly.

This avatar?

y-you

Are you really asking that?

super duper ultra mean!
:3


do more


make something better

*hugs her nicely*

yeah... :(

...What

Yeah, you're hardly mean. But, like, in the way an English as a second language speaker would mean it.

why though ?

I've done lewd things with guys before, yes.

What is your next move?

like what? o_o

not like like silly
But it is nice to see you around

Modded new mans sky a bit, actually kinda fun now

I don't have a next move. Or any idea what you're talking about.

Try queen to E-7.

lets play video games together! :)

Why do you wanna know?

yeah same

That's my fetish . ///////.

:D

know ledge is power!

Oh
My
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
When will it end

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OMGW indeed.

*unsheathes dick*

wow me too

I don't know what you wanna know.

I make guys do lewd things and I've done lewd things to guys.

t-there's no way that thing will fit....

how?

Life finds a way.

with a penis

:(

How else would you even do it?

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i dunno...

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wrap your
arms around me

-hugs-

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All dem freighters, now this is the No mans sky I wanted
can't wait for pirates
I'mm upgrade my ship to the point of near invincibility

thanks sweeties

forgot image desu

Anytime lovely

We may be through with the past
but the past is not through with us

You feel it too, don't you?

You guys eveer eat those montery burritos they come in green or purple packages like 8 of them for like 3 25?

heeheeheeeheehee

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green chili is good

i miss JoJo

;~;

ey man

The green ones are great!
they havent had them available at our loca fareway though, we have to go to hy vee to get it
fareway has those purple ones
pretty good price for how filling they are

GIGIGIGI

It never left.

the season finished the...

They're good with melted cheese and salsa. Not good for bystanders though.

[how to fake like you are nice and caring]

what

since when

that's the new season
the old season is done :(

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so it's part 3 you mean

old man jojo is gone :(

oh shit i gotta see that i didnt know tom cruise was in it
recently watched the last samurai again tho and that shit is THE BEST

tom cruise is a god desu senpai

No he's not!

i wont watch that
ive only seen 2 eps

but it's even better

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its the best movie Ive ever seen

ho my god luka's going IN right now

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u like the master?

brb watching jojo

not a huge Tom Cruise Fan

what about good ol philip seymour

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bored

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sean is the new todd howard

watch a tom cruise movie

he's in the movie too
but I am not a fan of his acting
he played his part well i suppose

then you start new game plus in another galaxy

repeated over and over

so it is a universe

just a shit one

Yer fuckin retarded kid
when you get to the center of the galaxy, you are transported to a different galaxy

These galaxies make up a universe
DUMB ASS

I'd really rather not.

I knew that game was gonna be a flop.

there is no end of the game

except when you realize it blows and you refund it

oh man...
what actors do u like?


but y tho

i DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S BEING SO NEGATIVELY RECEIVED
I am enjoying it

shallow and repetitive gameplay

brb buy smokes

cuz they lied
reddit.com/r/Games/comments/4y1h9i/wheres_the_no_mans_sky_we_were_sold_on_a_big_list/

guitar in the background is like a cheap rip-off of Finally Moving by Pretty Lights

I would rather go to bed.

Its a lot of places to go with almost nothing in them.

holy moly it's a beautiful night
i gotta watch some tom cruise later

chris walken
morgan freeman
Michael Clarke Duncan
U-ugh
Johnny Depp is great

Thank you for your feedback

Really?
I havent found any planets like that yet


Which is itself just a ripoff

of?

At least you can get a 100% refund regardless of your play time.

it's a remix of avicii's levels


i am enjoying it enough that i dont htink i will return it

Stop liking what I don't like.

heh
2 cool for you huh kid

Unlikely.

No one is better than me.

If that;s not the truth~

If its not the truth what happen?

picture
relatted

What?

And the movie is populated with lost, lonely people. Addicts, adulterers, misogynists. Greedy, mean, egocentric. Friendless, pathetic, stunted. They’re miserable, and many of them are wicked to boot. These characters are so far gone that only something nearly miraculous could awaken them from their moral and spiritual slumber

bard please

Original audio sample ==>Edited and mixed for Finally Moving ==> Finally Moving edit sampled in Levels

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Someone post some lewd shit for me so I can leave

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yeah that's the original song, Pretty Lights sampled it in "Finally Moving" way before Avicii's Levels

before that nobody had really sampled it in a song

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huh
I learned that today
ty nezo

who's u ugh

This is nice. Is this a video I should know about?

fffffffffuuuuuu why does she have to be an insomniac too, I'm gonna starve now rip

wtf go down there

nah I mean that's pretty much the only lewd clip in the entire show

convince her to make you food

and then she tells my dad when he wakes up and the illusion of me sleeping soundly every night is shattered


no

they already know

How disappointing.

Where are all the other old fags at

HAHA
4 20 A.M DOOOOD

guise can I be an oldfag yet


what's the big deal
just go for it.

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hahaha
you are pretty old