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What makes me not want to kill myself and can keep me distracted with inventory systems and a good story if I wanted it? Any personal favorites or what you would consider "classic" collections for someone with a PC and broken dreams?

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Link is perfection

Play some Harvest Moon. Rune Factory 2, 4 or Frontier if you want combat. Magical Melody, Friends of Mineral Town or 64 if you don't.

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Download a ps2 emulator. Download Fire Pro Wrestling Returns and remember what video games were about.

or…just get Fire Pro Wrestling World?
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Neo Scavenger is my go too inventory management autism simulator and its very enjoyable to me. It certainly accomplishes what I need it to.

Why is Link wearing no pants?

It's called a tunic you uncultured slob.
It accentuates your genitals. It's literally the spandex of medieval times.

Medieval men wore tights though. Only the women walked around bottomless.

I'd recommend Ever Oasis in this vein.


Seeking happiness just to feel good is hedonism. Positive feelings are a natural side effect of living right. You don't feel good because you don't do good, it's that simple.

That's how he was drawn in the early games.

World has less features at the moment.

I always preferred the Zelda 2 design with the brown pants

Why do you need pants to kill demon pigs?

Would you rather fuck Deku Link, or Young Link?

I would rather have you faggots stop latching on nintendo like you need something for geek cred or something retarded like that.

I'd rather have people like you actually play the games instead of just shitposting gay porn about it instead

You wouldn't want to get the pigs all horny and shit when you get caught.

I prefer MM. Isn't that obvious? Ages was great too.

I'm not buying a Pii U or a Bait and Switch

But pants can be grabbed more easily. If you're going to get muddy from adventuring, your legs would be much more slippery without pants and you can wriggle away.

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I still have both galaxy games to play

Hi ROBguy.

Do you speak this from personal experience?

I'm pretty sure he bought it for the sake of buying a Nintendo product

I don't own one yet, hence why I said "for Odyssey", I'm waiting for the bundle release if there is one

I really like looking at sand-based creatures while eating cornflakes.
I even trained my Palossand while eating cornflakes.

He's not ROBguy. I am.

You wan to talk some shit?

Elaborate on this very specific autism please

yeah make the ROBs fight with dragon dildoes like a scene out of game of thrones

I exist. I just want to fucking enjoy it and help others I know deserve it do the same.

How can you be ROBguy when I am?

pfft noob

It just tastes sandy I guess
It's dry, it feels kinda warm, and it's generally a likeable experience. It's tannish-yellow like sand, too.
That, and desert levels have always been my favorite. It's a shame they're usually early and easy

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VTMB has had me up to 2am every night for the last 3 nights.

>>>/reddit/

Speaking about them, WHY THE FUCK does almost every game's second level has to be about deserts? First is usually jungle, then DESERT! Every fucking time.

The The Legend of Heroes series is pretty good for that.

I'd rather fuck a female lanmola or an octorok.

Mario started that iirc