IM THE TALLEST OF MOUNTAINS

IM THE TALLEST OF MOUNTAINS
I AM THE ROUGHEST OF WAVES
IM THE TOUGHEST OF TERRORS
I AM THE DARKEST OF DAYS
IM THE LAST ONE THATS STANDING
DONT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY
CAUSE IVE BEEN UP AGAINST BETTER
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY FACE

Sega outdid themselves this time. The game isn't even out yet and this sick cunt has far surpassed the likes of Shadow and Donte on the edgelord scale.

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Not on page 13.


But as true ruler of Holla Forums, I will allow this thread.

Yup its silver from an mostly erased timeline.

Previous thread spammed by death with porn. Next time delete all porn, raid is ongoing i think.

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Yup this certainly isn't going to be the pinnacle of storytelling, hell I hope the game lets me skip them

You don't come here often do you?

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This game is going to be entertaining, in a certain sense.

Every single thread is spammed with gay porn from one time to another, so fuck you. Tired of gay shit.

(((Infinite))) board theme when?

That last image might be legitimate.

Dumb edgy shit is usually more funny than when they're actually trying to make you laugh.

How big is Infinite's cock?

they have a self insert oc designer
they have this

is this self awareness or just an inevitability?

Explain Donte then.

I posted this in the last thread but
SEGA what the fuck this is golden

You merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it. Molded by it.

Tell me about edgehog.
Why does he wear the mask?

Funnily he also voiced Zazz from lost world.

Oh god think of the shear amount of fucked up porn this will cause. The sanic autists will be on this like flies on shit.

Subtle.

SEGA knows that Sonic thrives on autism.

When did I imply SEGA didn't know exactly what they were doing? All I said was the sanicfandom will be jacking off to this shit for decades.

Hol up:
Could it be that the lead singer of linkin park sensed a disturbance in the edge and could no longer stand to live in this world?

HERE I CUM

Griffith the Edgehog looks alright.
this is fucking hilarious

Double dubs confirmed. He died being the edgiest and that sheer amount of edge needed a new vessel.

1: >usually
2: it doesn't work when they think they're making something objectively cool. Edgy for the sake of edgy is better than Ninja Theory's calculated "cool"

This makes it feel like they're really self aware

Fucking checked


I hope its evil tails like some anons have speculated. That would be maximum edge,

The song that killed Chester Bennington. Sonic as a source of meme magic confirmed.

so…evil undead ghost Tails from an alternate dimension where Sonic didn't pass Sonic 2 on GameGear with all the chaos emeralds?

Infinity is made to become a walking meme, just like his reveal. Its for that reason sega holding up all the info on the game instead of giving it away too soon. They need to build up hype from teens.

First it was OC character creation..
Now early 2000's style edgy villain.
What next they hold for reveal nobody can guess, and it will make even more noise to spread about the game. This is a good type of marketing.

Did anyone here notice one of the lyrics is "I'm the sharpest of blades." They're doing this on purpose right? Also the lead singer of Linkin Park dies and this comes out the same day? Coincidence?

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In what universe must the devs live in to think that it's a good idea to make the villain faster than the lead character, whose main gimmick is that he's the fastest living creature?

I like how you just said that 'he dies' rather than 'he committed suicide': as if the manner of his death was a foregone conclusion (which it was).

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Not the first time that's happened, honestly.


Helps that I don't think anyone's going to be trying to call this "Shakespearean", unless as a knowingly ironic riff on DmC.

Still, it depends on what Sega is ultimately going to be going for with this. Will they continue to play this guy up as unadulterated, unapologetic edge until it loops even further into sheer hilarity, or will they eventually try to give him some sympathetic side? I'm hoping for the former, as that leads to stuff like Hellsing, where it's such an over-the-top edgefest that any horror it has is replaced with honest amusement (and good dialogue/line delivery certainly helps, as Alucard's "edge vs edge" banter with enemies is more than enjoyable to hear).

It's mentioned in literally every sonic thread tbh.

Are actual kids even into modern sonic, or is it all obsessive autists in their twenties?

I sincerely believe that nobody really likes Sonic and it's just jokes and people trolling each other.

Oh good, I was worried for a bit

I never understood this thinking.

I honestly don't know. On one hand, given claims from other devs about preteens brought in as "test audiences" for various games, and complaining about anything colorful, cartoony, and/or humorous being shit they wouldn't be caught playing (IE: "I only play mature games for mature gamers, such as myself" mindset), and that it seems more like stuff aimed at their younger siblings, I'd kind of doubt it. On the other hand, I know Pokemon and Skylanders have remained popular in spite of that, so maybe? I can't claim to really know what kids these days like vidyawise really, as I don't have contact with any.

I still love the classics tbh, and have a lot of nostalgia for the character. People actually liking the newer ones is sort of unfathomable to me and legitimately seems to be a sign of mental issues.

I sort of don't mind so much that the new ones provide comfort to autistic people - I just wish it didn't take Sega 23 years to realise that servicing their original fanbase might be a good idea.

It's called style over substance. Many don't like this kind of thing.

Where did I mention visual cool shit?

They have made a whole character representing the "edgy" area of the Sonic franchise. They have named him Infinite for the sole purpose of being "dark" and made a theme song that fits perfectly with the grunge aesthetic and it's ironically really good. They want this character to be a big inside joke, but at the same time, to be seriously a whole new villain in the series.

Are you both talking about the classics or the 3d ones?
The classics aren't style over substance. They added an engaging new dimension to a well-worn genre.

Anyway, I think I know who modern Sonic's fans are now that I've given it some thought. Judging by youtube, his average fan seems to be a black American in his early twenties.

There's nothing terrible about it. Both Adventures of STH and SatAM are great in the own way. Dystopian totalitarian mobius of Robotnik in SatAM was magnificent, and new characters added a lot of charm to the series, too bad sega never taken a right to use them in their games.
I have yet to watch Sonic Underground next.

I get people thinking the Boost games are lacking compared to Classic. To be fair I thought they were an improvement to the 3D games that were just boring combat platforms and then a technical cutscene where you had to touch a boost pad just to advance (Shadow and 06) through a loop. At least there were more platforming though mostly in the 2D sections.

But what color are Conics arms in this game?

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i have not heard anything good about sonic underground at all except that one .gif which is possibly the only part you'd like
id imagine it sucks

Pls explain why there are two sonics

It's all the rivals combined into one being.

What is that supposed to do/be? Going off a wiki it just sounds like something similar to an emerald.

because they're trying to appeal to more than one kind of fan at once

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It does have knuckles though.

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That's not what spammed to death by porn looks like. This is what spammed to death by porn looks like:

We're not so different, them and us.

Bitch. Sonic Underground has Bartleby.

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Does the PR dude know about Tamers yet? I want to see how Sega responds to this.

I didn't get to bring friends.

HAVE YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS CHECKED YOUR EXO-SKELLO-TEENS?

Making the villain initially stronger than the protagonist is like the most common thing in all storytelling, user. David doesn't beat Goliath because Goliath is a manlet and a pussy.

Ducks bite.

Not anymore, the fact that has made me post less and less and is going to make me leave.

Bartleby x Infinite

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There is nothing wrong with Sonic Forces.

is this supposed to be a tribute or something?

Seems edgelords do get their dream of becoming OC after death, edgehalla some call it.
RAMPAGING-TRANNY COFIRMED RIGHT

There wasn't much separating us from them in the first place, beyond self-attributed importance after leaving and ideological differences. It wasn't the first time Moot betrayed us and quite a lot of the userbase clearly didn't care about Gamergate at the time. Hiroyuki's hugely obvious data-mining is arguably a bigger offense than what spurred 8/v/'s creation.

Infinitely. Fucking duh.

But then why isn't it showing?

I don't know. I visit 4chan every once in a while to check in, and "literally Reddit" does not seem to be an understatement at this point. The amount of people who don't understand basic imageboard conventions is actually shocking. There are so many people who can't even write a board's name right.
Constantly.

inb4
YOU HAVE TO GO BACKKK
>>>/cuckchan/

Wouldn't shock me if there's a lot of cross-siting drivel that shows up here and further drops the quality down towards their own level. Plus, the more coverage our site gets from the MSM and such, the more newfags we get that also don't seem too inclined to lurk.

In the past, there was such a thing as "lurk moar" and the idea that if you clearly didn't fit in, the oldfags would be sure to call your stupid ass out for it. Unfortunately, I highly doubt there's many actual oldfags left there to mold the newfags that be made into proper posters and shoo the ones that can't out, and the idea of lurking gets shown the door in lieu of instant gratification shitposting.

A friend of mine keep trying to tell me to come back to halfchan, that both there and here are pretty much the same anyhow and that the boards become redeemable at night. Not inclined to at this point, and after all that's happened, but unfortunately there's not much discussion to be had on games/series I like here these days either. I honestly don't post real often anymore either, as there's not much of interest usually in the catalog, and if I created threads on what I wanted to discuss myself they'd probably just sink own the catalog, while a shitpost/bait thread with the right premise can sit at the top of the catalog until bump limit. Shame that I honestly don't know of any other active imageboards aside from here and halfchan. I've been around them for about a decade, and it's rather sad to look back within my folders as to what things used to be like, compared to how they are at present.

Because people were bitching about the tall sonic with green eyes all throughout the 2000s so they brought back the classic design for the 20th anniversary and people praised it so they brought him back for this one after the previous one didn't have him and people hated it (for reasons mostly related to gameplay but sonic team is full of retards who can't design levels or fun game mechanics so they think adding aesthetic details that people like will make the game good despite the fact that the level design looks like a snoozefest so far, the physics are still crippled, and the entirety of the game looks like a 6/10 at best).

People say Reddit is a buzzword, but that's bullshit. You can tell by the way they type, they mimic speech quirks and type out actions in their posts all the time (ex. "*verbs*, "sooooooo", ellipses) not to mention that they insult other posters like passive aggressive women instead of just calling you a niggerfaggot.

Understand that 8/v/ and 4/v/ have entirely different mindsets as a direct result of Mark's influence and values imparted onto the board as well as the vast difference in speed. 4/v/ is undeniably kept fresher due to the sheer pace of things as well as occasional shakeups on the staff's part such as board-mergers for April Fool's (i.e. /vint/ or /cock/), but while 8/v/ stagnates in comparison, resulting in an unwarranted board-wide ego, occasional attempts to curb OC because small segments of the userbase have an inordinate say and can easily flood threads they don't want to see, and a bizarre focus on "quality"– largely without actually adhering to any such quality-increasing methods, conflating "self-moderation" with "sage and shitpost threads I don't like" for instance– it's clear there's users who prefer a slower board for reasons as varied as things being slow enough that generals can co-exist alongside normal threads. Both boards however are still prone to constant screaming about imagined or only slight problems; both still have a pervasive fear of Reddit and what it would do to the board, for instance, even though if you were around for Shazbowl or even Hotwheels' encouraged Reddit migrations around the time of voat.co's failed rise to prominence, Redditors demonstrably knows to adapt to the behavior of another website and "check their Reddit at the door" so to say, with the ones that don't or can't being trimmed off as fat via bans or overall disinterest in the site. 8/v/ places less importance on Reddit, but has a self-superior attitude as displayed by the usage of "cuckchan." And then there's the matter that some things will develop in tandem; 4/pol/ and 8/pol/ pushed "reddit spacing" across both websites in near-unison despite being roughly independent of eachother.

So, ultimately, it's a difference in mindset and pacing that separates 4/v/ and 8/v/, but otherwise they host roughly the same content (generals aside; Holla Forums is one of those boards most guilty of the catch-22 that they want a new board that's already fast, but aren't willing to populate and use it so it is fast, so /vg/ never got popular), have roughly the same attitudes, and have roughly the same foibles. "Same shit, different sewer", as it were. Also it is hilariously easy to fit in if you just screech "CUCKCHAN!!!! >>>/cuckchan/ at the top of your lungs on this thing and seeing somebody posting that as if it holds any weight is a telltale sign of a newfag.

Fucking checked! Obviously he knew!

Well, there's a reason why people call this site 4chan with cheesepizza it may not be entirely true but it's not completely abstract.

But his face is covered OP

But what about when he finally takes off his mask
And it turns out Chester never died
He IS Chester Bennington
He has died and been reborn as the ULTIMATE EDGE

Doesn't help mark is a flip-flopping faggot and the mods like to selectively enforce shit

I honestly hope the game acknowledging how overly serious the older games were isnt going to be the only gag of the game. Its a really good joke though. Still, game looks like Generations so maybe its good.

He stepped through a portal to Mobius.
You can come too, user

No. I dont want to be a cartoon furry.

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that's fucking disgusting, at least post decent porn

Not the other user, but since you asked for it.

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I've only played the classics. 1 and 2 specifically, though it was at a friend's house so I never poured more than four hours into each. I thought they were style over substance then. It's just my opinion man, but I've seen people sharing it.

The compartmentalization of sonic autism will never cease to bring joy to this world. Be happy user, you're the pathetic glue that keeps us all together.

The first time I saw the trailer for this game I immediately thought of this.

while too much escalation is bad (see: DBZ), it's a common enough story device.
Shadow can go faster than Sonic (stats in Sonic Battle) but only with the aid of his hoverskates and chaos control
Infinite… yeah. Unless he has a unique device to his speed it becomes escalation for escalation's sake. We'll see, I guess

These are actual occultict symbols.

NIGGER WHAT

Because sonic went through some demention and found him, and were joining forces to restore their reality.

Because the classic fans think that 2d sonic is the best thing ever and they're convinced that only SA1-2 are good 3d sonic games.

You mean dimension?

All the freedom fighters were boring archetypes with ugly designs, and the dialogue was too retarded to take seriously.

Yo user, you have anymore pics like that?

That voice sounded really familiar.
kek nice typecasting

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I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

FROM LAUGHTER


I fucking love this man. Grog's still the best on Crit Role though. Close second is/was Scanlan

Last thing I heard him in (I don't mean chronologically recent, just last thing I watched/played) he was voicing an edgy, vengeful scarf wearing prick looking to kill the guy that murdered his wife with either his long-clipped guns or his gigantic caped mining mech - toting ever more ridiculously huge guns. Surprisingly interesting and sympathetic character in spite of that, and O'brian's delivery for his lines was actually pretty solid.


Well, it's certainly true about "faggy" in some cases. Like Endrance in .hack//G.U. Guy goes from waifufagging a cat that doesn't actually exist and had been made specifically to fuck with the minds of people like him, to being a clingy husbandofag over Haseo.

Does anyone actually like green eyes Sonic more? Why don't Sega just take the hint and make classic Sonic the official design again?

They're playing it very much tongue in cheek though.

Are they, though?

But 'stronger' and 'faster' are two different things. People love sonic for being officially the fastest thing alive. No one wants to see him being outrun. Out-fought: fine. Outrun: wtf. Particularly when it's by some edgelord nobody.

Not that I'm going to play this game anyway. Sonic simply doesn't work in 3d: he's basically just a meme for autists in his modern form.

I'm guessing this game is going to end with supersonic outrunning him or some shit.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's another shadow/silver: not really a villain at all.
He'll probably end up joining forces with sonic.

Vaporeon has nothing to do with autisonic.

those cutscenes are animated badly. Sonic is moving at some slow ass speed, so slow that it doesn't display infinite's supposed speed.

Well you were just wrong tbh.

Then feel free to shut up.

Tell me about Infinite, why does he wear the mask?

You just have to take the lead and leave an opening for others user, have faith in your fellow baneposters.

It's no I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL.

Lotta' loyalty for an OC!

I like Sonic. Granted, I'm autistic. I find something about super speed characters appealing to begin with, and Sonic is a well-designed character (and no, you don't have to be a fucking furfag to think that). Plus, I like both the "cute but determined" classic depiction of the character, and the modern "chilled out dudebro" depiction as portrayed by Roger Craig Smith (I understand most people find the writing in the RCS-era Sonic games to be really shallow and unfunny, but I really like that they don't take themselves seriously, and seem to be perfectly happy with poking fun at themselves).

Where the games fall apart is the actual gameplay. Usually it's fine enough, but by no means a masterpiece. Often though, it's either a broken mess, or just really annoying and/or gimmicky. I can't tell you how many times Sonic did something I didn't want him to do, or didn't do something I did want him to do in Lost World, because of the damn parkour system. There are so many other games that do parkour so well, and the classic Sonic games were basically completely centered around momentum-based parkour. How do you fuck it up so badly?

But is he Tougher than Leather?
Does he Chuckle?

Actually you got it backwards, most people pretend to hate sonic because it's the socially acceptable thing to do.
But I bet literally everyone on Holla Forums has played a sonic game, not strictly the genesis ones, and liked it. Whether they will actually admit it or not.

sonic racing was pretty good, every other sonic game i've attempted past sonic cd was absolute garbage.

So, how does it feel to be the villain of the next Sonic game?

I think this is brilliant. Sega is clearly self-aware that they pretty much made an OC DONUT STEEL with unlimited speed and power.

Remeber that OC in the trailer that looked a hybrid of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Bane?

The whole game is about creating your own OC to join this OC universe.

Oh sure, make the right eye blind and take a page from Berserk.

I kinda like this and not 100% ironically

Seriously, fucking end yourself faggot.
Am I edgy enough yet mom?

You're edgier than this donut steel at least.
Infinite did nothing wrong

He did literally everything wrong. He's literally Hitler.

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Everything is occultic symbols. Idea -> Trade -> Religion -> Superstition -> Magic

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Me too, kind of.

I have a sweet spot for edgy animu villains.

I personally like smug villains more than edgy ones.

As you mentioned Hellsing…

"Edgy" is trying to be dark and cool a little bit too much.

That doesn't mean that you cannot be edgy and succeed at your goals. Hellsing did exactly that, it was trying to be overly cool and dark a little bit too much but they never backed down and it actually became cool.

Are there any villains that are smug and edgy?

Well, Dio probably counts.

Is he really that edgy though? Maybe it's because everything else in the series is so over the top that you don't really feel his edge being out of place.

Actually, this whole thing with Infinite made me want to watch some good shounen anime with some nice struggle in them. I hope DBZ Super is not garbage.
Maybe Infinite is indeed Goku Black as people say.

I mean, that's kind of the appeal of those characters right? They are supposed to be the "impossible challenge" that the characters overcome by power of "X".

I just hope "power of "x"" won't be going super with chaos emeralds all over again. I want a good ruse from sega, but sega is not kojima.

I got your guy. Just look at this cunt.

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Guys. Guys. Y'know how Sega kinda confirmed that the Time Eater was Mephiles? What if this is game is related to Sonic Generations also and the Time Eater became a better designed Mephiles a la Infinite?

Sounds better than most songs on the top 10 rock songs-lists nowadays.

What is his villainous motivation?

Sonic forces already confirmed for not being linked to generations or time travel, user. Sonic forces is probably a direct sequel to sonic lost world (because there's fucking Zavok), where sonic generations didn't happen.

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sucking cocks without swallowing

lmao, seth macfarlane looking ass

He's basically a rebellious teenager.
He also gets even edgier in the latest game.

This looks like a scaley sharksona

When the hell did they confirm that? I really hope that's not true.


It looks like Hakumen, but dark. I only played the first game and a bit of the second when it first came out.

How do you know it isn't?
You should hear his theme song. It's a ridiculous mix of oriental sounds, orchestra, electric guitar, and Japanese metal. The singer also imitates that "YOOOOO" sound effect for his singing during some parts.


Hakumen's armor is actually Terumi's original body. Terumi was a legitimate god of the world all this time. Hazama was his vessel, Terumi is the actual soul, and Susanoo is his original body. Hazama also wants to become his own person instead of just a vessel, but then forgets that and just tortures people instead. The edge can never die.

This timeline man

Here's his theme song, by the way. Maybe a thread will eventually exist where we can determine which characters in games have the edgiest songs. I actually really love this one for whatever reason, especially when the chorus kicks in

And… what are his goals? I never played Blazblue because I never was into fighting games

Fuck i miss Crush 40

Donte was laughable, just not in the way the devs intended to

Just to name a few

You can skip ahead to avoid the autism.
So if we ignore most of Blazblue's convoluted and unnecessary plot, Terumi was originally Susanoo, one of the gods of the world. Through bullshit I won't bother explaining, he was separated from his body and sealed away by another god. The world is constantly resetting and has alternate realities because said god has all the power and is literally a little girl who bitches all the time and wants everything to go her way. Terumi lives through hundreds of thousands of these cycles and remembers everything, unlike most of the characters.
He constantly breaks free of his prison every cycle and, jumping through the plot, gets Hazama as a body. They're both smug, evil little shits and are eventually separated by force. Hazama goes on to do other shit for fun while Terumi does favors for the god of death, Izanami Haha Jap shit, who could've seen that coming? He betrays her and gets his body back from the guy wearing it, who happens to be a fag that loves his own brother. He's really doing the world a favor by killing these characters.

Now with his shit back together, he wants to kill the little girl cunt god known as Amaterasu Japs are so fucking original and get the Azure. Doing this will finally stop the world from constantly resetting and everyone can continue living their lives. Oh yeah, he also wants to use the Azure to create a world of eternal suffering for the people who gave him trouble and bullied him during the war. For some reason that's never explained, the suffering of others gives him power and keeps him alive. That too.

tl;dr He wants to kill god and make people miserable. Have a random bad ending from the second game

I think I gone blind user

So the gods of this universe are all cunts? Good to know.

Well, Amateratsu is being controlled by a little girl, Susanoo's entire purpouse in life is to bully the little girl and Tsukuyomi is literally just a shield, so probably yes.

And nothing of value was lost

I got the pics

you know i didnt mind crush 40s music that much but the songs ive heard in forces so far are so unappealing
theyre like that rock genre that 5th graders listen to.
at least crush 40 you can tolerate the whole song, this shit is near unbearable and bland

twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/888538195045998592

COMICS ARE COMING BACK, NOW PUBLISHED BY IDW

this means a Sonic/MLP crossover could actually happen, god help us all

Well that helps solidify the "IDW publishing them and doing a Sonic/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle crossover" rumor

FUCK
YOU

Fuck. Truth be told, I was hoping DC would pick up the license. I really wanna see a Sonic/Flash crossover.

while that sounds pretty cool i'd much rather have autism singularity

then you will be delighted because IDW also publishes my little pony comics

that's what i was talking about

what a fucking faggot

It's so bad I want to see what happens next
Sega did it. Sega managed to create the best worst thing I have ever seen

Donte was intended to be cool and was a literal self insert, Infinite is pure camp edge over the top, included in the first game of a series where you can finally create your characters, and the fandom of the series is known for making cringy self insert shit.

His trailer is done in a 2000's crawling in my skin AMV fashion, his design is as edgy as they can take it, it's likely that the guy's the dark version of your own OC since he's wearing a mask, is literally faster and stronger then Sonic when no one was, has every villain in the fucking series at his beck and call, and generally fucks the story up so much that Sonic needs a fucking army to back him up.

An army of OCs, which is common in shitty fanfiction stories where the Donut Steel OCs get so much attention that they frequently eclipse the actual main characters.

He breaks loads of design rules that the team had set up as well. He's a Sonic shaped character with an overly intricate costume and wears a mask, which no character in the series has done before.

He's made to simulate the most fucking edgy and embarrassing OC you can think of. And he's going to be the character you make. And for fuck's sake his fucking name is the sort of shit you'd expect out of 12 year old OC. (MY POWER IS MORE THEN MAXIMUMUMUM IT'S INFINITE YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME sort of shit)

In short, Donte was literally fanfiction self-insert, he was literally modeled after the director who was in charge at his behest, and Infinte is a giant mockery of the worst of the fandom a parody. He literally carries all the traits of fucking Coldsteel.

Let's break this down

It's working, too, since I am genuinely excited for this. Not to buy it, but to see the clustermess of what the story will be. This is actually fun

This is too good to be true. How do you think they will ruin this?

Sonic Team can only ruin Sonic Forces if they won't go all the way in. Basically if they will handle the story like they did with generations, colors and lost world (boring, bland and simple), then whole ruse cruise is over before it was even started. Infinite just gets defeated, no backstory, no twist, no more edge, nothing.
But if they will handle the story in style of adventure 1 and 2 it has a chance to be really good.
This game really depends on them changing the story writing. That's aside of promise of more complicated levels than the ones we've seen already.

Although the example of them slowing down was given already in the fact of your OC's not allowed to be "cooler than sonic". So i'l wait before judging it fully. I just hope after forces and mania they will think about making mainliner like adventure 3 with chao garden. But that's just hopes, i'l probably die before that happens.

MOTHERFUCKING CHECKED

They actually fucking nailed it.

Unfortunately it's being written by the same guy who did Generations, Colors, and Lost world, Warren Graff. So I have low expectation when it comes to the writing.

He's just doing the English writing. The original script is being written by Sonic Team.

And, I forgot to mention, Lost World was the only game he and Pontac were in full control of the writing. Which is why its story is so bad.

I want to see Infinite's edgepain past and have excellent melodrama about how his wounds just will not heal. Then the OC befriends him and he sacrifices his life for them or something.

That said,

Why can't sega do anything right? First Valkyria and now this.

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I wonder if Zavok is in because he insisted and got attached to his own characters. Even though he is a shit character, literally demon bowser.
It will probably proceed the same way then:


No, here's a proof its him and Pontac again.

Wait, so there's still hope?

Well there goes my day 1 torrent.

My day 1 torrent still in, because i'l just fuck with character creator, complete it once and forget it. Good riddance mania exists.

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Also this writer is anti-trump piece of shit who is currently praying for McCain recovery. So yeah. Sonic Forces is indeed a story about Trump's election.

I can't take this yoyo helldrive
Is there hope for greatness or not?!

Hype levels have dropped like a rock. I pray the virtue signaling will be left out but i'm not a hopeful man.

Well, there's "hope" that infinite is actually an allegory to Trump.

>want OC edge "Mariaaa~!" tier melodrama with SOnic characters

How do these libshits even get hired in the first place? They always come off as perpetually tweaky freaks that need just one more push to go postal.

At this point almost everyone who has connections in game industry and a twitter uses it to shit on trump.

We have reached critical tinfoiling

Plus, there's these.
twitter.com/SonicJPNews/status/864780435997556736
twitter.com/SonicJPNews/status/864780926827548672
Which state the story was started in Japan.

We crossed that when news sources started calling fucking milk a symbol of white supremacy.

So the guy's lying?

News sourced do that because they know fags will blow it out of proportion, normalfags will click or search it get more info, and they'll make money.
You're just being played over and over again, it's become so easy to exploit this shit I've been thinking of making a site and posting retarded news to make cash

That's easy

What do you think happens when people are trained to think that college is the next step and particularly the colleges that are the worst yet still somehow carry the best name notoriety? Choosing an employee from Harvard is embarrassing only if you actually know about Harvard, but you're just some suit among suits who hasn't been to college in over three decades so you still think "Harvard" means something special. Then you end up with garbage, but you can't just hire off the street since you're not trained to think that's possible anymore.


It's a matter of course that whenever a commie useful idiot Cultural Marxist dolt is behind the writing of anything they inject their venom into in some way.

I CANNOT TAKE THIS UNCERTAINTY

Will I get my "CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING!" or not? I'm liable to get hives with the back and forth here

I wonder if they just pay journalists and game developers to tweet against trump. Like 60 cents for a tweet or something.

I have now unironically listened to this at least 20 times. It's so edgy it wraps around to being actually listenable.

I would assume because there's a stigma against hiring right wingers in media compared to out-and-out leftists. Might also make the hiring company look better in the eyes of their peers/press to diversity hire and let marxists in. Plus, I suspect it doesn't help that so many video game companies, including Sega's American branch, are located in Commiefornia, either. Just my thoughts though.


Perhaps more that libs have an apparently innate need to virtue signal? They likely do it for free.

I fucking love this without the faintest shred of irony and I've never finished a sonic game.

Watch boku no hero academia faggot, it's amazing

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no
some people have really bought into this stuff and think theyre really telling trump and other people what for

well, actually they probably pay people to do it too, but not relatively insignificant ones like that guy… right?

user, please. Name the jew or fuck off.

Soros, DNC, ADL, it takes many names, but the jew is the one orchestrating it.

Then allow me to point out that Warren Graff himself a jew.

I know. It's so shameless about trying to be cool and shocking to fans after the shit dialogue we've heard recently.

every fucking time

Cough cough

That dragon was cute though.

No, it's just first-tweet attention whoring since twitter presents your every statement as a billboard for people who disagree with you.

Mah nigga.

Edge: the game.
I'm interested

I am just glad the game makers are alive.

tfw no muscly bf

tfw no this

Why don't you be the muscly guy

umm… (・ω・` )

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I unironically like the song.

>tfw nothing is real, Infinite just had everything in a bubble in sonic's mind

Wait, that fucking image…

this nigga might be onto something.

Reminder that Eggman did nothing wrong.

That turns garbage real quick, user. The manga tells you plainly. It's fate is sealed.

IT'S ONLY ME AND YOU. WHO IS GONNA SAVE YOU NOW?
no one else exists. Infinite is a clusterfuck combination of chaos, shadow, metal, and zavok and has ascended to a higher plane of existence. He decides to torment Sonic by making all of this happen in his head. Chaos, shadow, metal, zavok, eggman, tails, all in Sonic's head. The OC is sonic's willingness to get help from whoever will help. The ruined future is one of the few fears Sonic has, though Eggman just wants to make eggmanland and usually bizarre attractions that may or may not be safe, a burned down world doesn't fit his bill. Infinite just wants to one-up sonic, driven by Metal, shadow, chaos, and zavok's desire to put him in his place and stop thinking so damn highly of himself

this is why eggman's moustache and chaos glitches out, why shadow has zonked eyes, and why Tails devices can't tell him anything about Infinite.

This part of the lyrics is strange. Those lyrics indeed have a meaning behind them, and shape what Infinite as a character really like.
But isn't he meets sonic for the first time?
Also the next part:
I was first thinking this part of the lyrics was "so i'l take", but no, its clearly "so take what's mine". Chaos emeralds belong to infinite?

Fuck man.

It would be fitting if the missing part of Infinite is actually Sonic from the future. Sonic has always been chaotic neutral, always fighting for his own causes and not who is "wrong" or "right" and he's never cared about either side. He'll fight GUN and Eggman and everyone is he doesn't like them. But what if he had power… greater power… and had the desire to reshape the world as he saw fit? What if he is coaxing his past self, via the illusions, to accept the great power he has to perform a mobius strip?

>mobius strip
>mobius
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

It doesn't need to be sonic from the future.
It also can super sonic essence seperated from sonic and chaos emeralds.

Complimentary.

>A being created from the combination of zavok, metal, shadow, chaos, and the arrogant "I'm unstoppable" Super Sonic
>his plan is to make sonic finally go super and crave power to beat him, but in doing so, he becomes him

How about you fuck off.

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Its Hollow Ichigo all over again.

Black Doom is involved somehow.. Calling it now.

Its also worth of note that black doom is the only creature in sonic universe that has that yellow/red coloration of eyes.

This makes too much fucking sense.

Agreed.

It's more like apples and apple flavoured syrup tbh. If sonic works in 3d, then the devs have yet to prove this. It's like they aim to make something that's just about passable, in the knowledge that the autistic fanbase of the character himself will continue to exchange shekels for horseshit. How can they still failed to realise that a decent physics engine, with a proper sense of weight is their first priority?

Lets see if I can make out the lyrics right, as them releasing this seems to indicate who and what infinite is and what his goal is.

Also
What if infinite is just a glitch from the wii u version of Sonic Bewm

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Robotnik family controlling Sega behind the scenes confirmed.

I'm going to play potential defense here and offer speculation that Infinite is fourth dimensional.
The reason being how he's often seen with tesseracts, and when we see him "dodge" Sonic, it lacks the emphasis that every other character moving has had.
We do see him slide, but it's very possible he just moved along the fourth dimension, to do it, based on how it looked.

This is of course, however, likely just giving the writers too much credit. And he probably is really just faster than Sonic, defeating the entire point of Sonic.

Or he is Faster in recognition.
Not faster in speed.

I do like this concept. Who knows how deep it'll get.

Just a comparison picture i wanted to make. On the right Wiseman and Reala from Nights into Dreams.

Remember when the main antagonist in the Sonic series was just a fat scientist driving a hovercraft?

And lately they've been demons, dimensional beings, ayyliums, and now some sort of universal force of death?

Fucking astounding how much can happen to a franchise in almost two decades.

10/10, good porn

Almost three. It's 26 years old, user.

Nice job looking at the comments for 10 seconds to come up with the scholarly fucking opinion of yours. Also I'm getting really tired of people spamming this guys videos, the 4th dimension, if it even exists, cannot possibly be perceived by us so any claims that this guy has somehow made a "4th dimension" in a game is bullshit, you can't paint something that you have no idea what it looks like. All this guy is doing is making something disappear while you dumbasses drool and clap like he has some unworldly power to see outside of human perception.

None of these theories sound as half as interesting as the main villain from Sonic and the Black Knight

Was black night alright?
Only played the Aladdin bullshit sanic storybook game

You're fucking retarded.
A 2D man could easily simulate a 3D object by imagining a crossection of it. For example, a sphere traveling through a 2D plane would appear as a circle that gradually gets bigger and then diminishes. The program he has shows you a 3D cross section of a 4D object using the same principle. The easiest way to imagine that would be to imagine the fourth dimension as time. Say there's a 4D hypersphere passing through our 3D. You'd simply see something analogous to what the 2D man saw, a sphere gradually getting bigger than then getting smaller. To imagine a 3D representation of that object you could simply take a "frame" from the "transformation" and that would be basically a 3D snapshot or part of the object. The object itself would be the entire "animation", from the sphere getting larger and then smaller.
It's hard but not impossible for people to grasp.

Vid related also explains stuff

On what are you basing that on? The 2d to 3d analogy works because we can see both planes and clearly see a correaltion. What you are saying is taking A LOT of assumptions.

Simulating anything requires for you to have perceived what the hell you are simulating in the first place dumbass. Someone blind from birth couldn't possibly describe what the world looks like. Your example of a 2d dimension viewing a 3d object only makes sense because we can perceive both the 2nd and 3rd dimension.

Wow. I haven't heard Warren Graff or Ken Pontac's names in ages. Never realized they were writing for Sonic now. They used to do Happy Tree Friends and were picked up for MadWorld, so I guess that's how they got involved with Sonic and deeper into Sega. is correct too, he is openly Jewish. Wasn't a very pleasant guy on the place I used to go, but then again there were a lot of dumb kids going through their edgy teen phases at that place too.

Glad to know what I said is negated entirely on your rationale of

Embed related.

You are trying to use the same channel that aired such reputable documentaries like ones about people with super powers? I have no doubt in my mind that dude is full of shit, sure he may be able to paint objects that he could feel and touch but how in the world would he choose the right colors if the dude was blind from birth? There is no specific touch sensation that comes from different colors or even the color of paint for that matter. Also I didn't debase what you were saying entirely just because I didn't like the video, I was pointing how you are a mouth breathing retard who can only parrot other peoples opinions and thoughts then proceed to turn around with a thesaurus shoved up your ass and regurgitate something you saw a minute ago like it was even partially your own original thought. Exactly what you said in your post was one of the top comments on the youtube video.

No I didn't. Those are completely my original thoughts, and mine alone.

I see. The problem is you're thinking of a 4D universe not a 4d object.

Nobody in this thread claimed to simulate or predict what a 4d universe would be like.

4D objects are easily simulated since we already exist in 4D, with the forth dimension being time. Nobody knows what a universe with four special dimensions would look like though.

Wrong. Dimensions are a purely mathematical system, and can easily be simulated with computers. Simulating 4D spaces and drawing 3D crossections of them is not even all that much harder than it is in 3D, although a lot of people rely on tools made by smarter people to do said 3D drawing and physics/collisions nowadays and likely wouldn't know how to set up said 4D methods.
Fun fact, for 3D rotations we generally use quaternions instead of XYZ angles to prevent gimbal locking. Quaternions are rather hard to understand, because they use imaginary numbers as a 4th dimension, rotate in 4D, then get interpreted a certain way as 3D results for us to work with again. They're used pretty much all the time in game development. The math for them was also made up by a mathematician who didn't even have computers yet (1843), and the exact idea for them came to him while crossing a bridge during a walk.

can sega just put this poor franchise to rest ?

It's not that surprising if you think about it.

It just surprises me that Ohtani-san wrote it. It doesn't seem like his usual stuff. Or maybe I've just gotten used to post-Unleashed-era Sonic games having entirely orchestral and upbeat soundtracks.


It's because Sega cares about Sonic to some extent, but only to the extent of making money. They don't give enough of a shit to completely write their own new physics engine to mimic the classics, even though that was the whole draw back then. At least they got Taxman and Stealth, and a bunch of the autists who worked on Sonic 2 HD, to make Sonic Mania. You know the fans will treat it right, because Sonic autists have Sonic game design down to a science.

As for the 3D games though, it requires a different approach, and they've never really perfected it. Being able to see ahead of you could make for a really fun, intense, fast-paced speedrunning adventure, and truthfully, the controls in the modern Sonic games are pretty solid and fun. The level design is just boring, and the games are too buggy.

I wouldn't mind so much if Infinite were Sonic from the future, since I don't really have a problem with Sonic being faster than his own younger self, but that's probably not the case. Seeing how Infinite is a weird-looking mashup of several different characters, he's probably either your OC, or in some way related to your OC. Plus, I feel like the whole "super speed character in 2017 has an armored edgelord villain who is actually themselves from the future coming back to make their younger self pissed off enough to become them" thing has already been done this year.

lol, I just noticed the back of Savitar's head actually kind of looks like the back of Infinite's head.

LITERALLY OUR MASCOT

Yes now I am certain, I died in new years and have been in hell all this time

but this is the superior timeline user

The comics were good, though.

Well we're talking about vidya on Holla Forums so you aren't wrong.

Just relax and allow power of autism flow through you. Obviously half of people posting here are just bored, game will probably be mediocre, but we can delude ourselves and make fun of it.

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Is infinite /ourguy/?

Nigga talk shit about Dulcy you get stabbed

Chester Bennington is a greater threat to Chester Bennington than Donald Trump.

Something just occurred to me. In Infinite's theme song video and in his trailer, there's visual effects all over the place. Plus, parts of the cutscene seem to be glitching, and Infinite himself seems to have flickering pixels around him.
I think it'd be cool if Infinite could fuck with the game itself while you're fighting him, like he's Psycho Mantis or something. Like he could do small shit like removing a wall but the barrier blocking you from passing is still there, to straight up removing your ring counter and crashing the game.
This isn't diminishing the theory that this is all in Sonic's head and Infinite is just fucking with him.

Here's an autistic but fun thing I made earlier, use it to destroy your foes with no survivors.

Different versions here
volafile.org/r/c9fkruqm

I unironically like this song.

I hated it days ago, but now I love. Kill me.

I am the gayest of OP's
I am the spurgest of autists
I am the jewest of shills
I have the shitest of taste

(Course)
I'll will never post on topic!
I don't read the board rules and get my threads deleted!

inb4 he's a flatearthboi

This gave me cringe similar to old halfchan threads, congrats on making that feel that temporarily

Wot year though?
2008 wasn't all that much for cringe. It was after that it got real bad.

Have this

He made a woman eat her own baby in part 1 just because he could.

Shoot me, user. I'm older than I thought.

Forces will literally be a 2017 GOTY.

I hate living on corporate product my whole life, like on drug. Its bizarre and unnatural.

I think Infinite might be a wolf or a fox if the Tails theory holds water.

His tail is bushy- or has a bushy tip. This leaves it likely to be a mammal- probably a canine, cat, or specific rodents.
However, with his insult of "what's that I smell" it makes me wonder if it's more than a creepy insult. He's an animal associated with a good sense of smell. And canines are famous for their good sense of smell.
The closest thing we've had to a wolf before is Nack- who flips between a half-wolf half-weasel thing or just a weasel in different continuities. However, his tail ends in a point, and he was low-tier even when he was around.

And Chaos glitching out is because he's translucent and Metal Sonic lands behind him. So as Metal Sonic's image is distorted by Chaos, Chaos' body looks like it's changing color since it's hard to see Metal Sonic landing.


Colors was good for writing, and Lost World gave Eggman decent writing for when he pretended to be allied with Sonic.


For a kids thing I imagine they'll be a lot of oversight, and the moral appropriate for kids anyway (everyone who's not a villain deserves respect, don't be a jerk to people who don't deserve it, etc).
Though all of the leftists I've seen have escalated in their beliefs and their bullshit as time has passed since the election. I doubt we'll see it in Sonic however- Sega knows they can't afford the bad PR by picking sides.

You could make a banner out of the logo and his head there.

Wolves in sonic universe exist since tails sky patrol. Focke-Wulf was first wolf type sonic character (still looks close to "buddy" from oc trailer). Surprise surprise, they have relatively short tail, just like "avatar" oc wolves you can make.

Now look at Zooey the Fox from Sonic Boom. Since your OC still looks like Boom characters, there can be inspirations in design from there. All foxes in sonic universe have long fluffy tails. and big open ears.

Infinite may not be tails, but he is 100% a fox, not a wolf.

Guys. What if that is a shoutout to us?

My problem with the writing in Sonic games ever since after 06 is the weight of the plot always feels weak.
Sonic Unleashed was about gods world end and rebuild the world but it failed to make me give a single shit.
Sonic Generations the time eater had no personality or motives and then oh it was Eggman the whole time.
Sonic lost world all of the deadly six were bland and until i thought about it just now i completely for got about that machine that was draining the life of the plant.
I can't speak for colors since I haven't beat it yet.

This wouldn't be so bad but when the games are going for comedy it no as funny as Sonic Boom is.

Maybe now that forces has what looks like a real villain it will be more engaging, I don't mean to undermine Eggman but he isn't exactly the same character who blew up the moon back in SA2. I don't know Sonic must be hard to get right I mean even if I like the story in some games the were be other who think that it's too serious.

Why do people think Sonic CD is a good game?

The only good thing going for it is the soundtrack, but even then it's alright at best

bump

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Is Crush 40 doing the final boss theme again? They are to sonic what Jam Project is to Super Robot Wars.

Is Crush 40 doing the final boss theme again? They are to Sonic what Jam Project is to Super Robot Wars.