Tfw online cheevos become impastable because the game is dead

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I want to shove Bob's dick up my ass

What, you were expecting a shitty template thread to be worth discussing things in?

I think the singeplayer achievements are a better show of skill (And feel like a greater reward) than the multiplayer ones, especially the ones for the hardest difficulty. After all, multiplayer is mostly a popularity contest these days. And, all the people who do play multiplayer either stick with games that are 15+ years old, or are always playing the newst trending games (I think the current one is Playunknown Battleground, or something along those lines).

Also, there's the fact that you could always hack the game like all those people desperate for attention on the leaderboards.

What the fuck is a "cheevoh", is it like a green cheetoh or what?

what did he mean by this?

I only enjoy games when they dispense pellets and participation trophies.

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nice trips :^)

Try getting the hardest achievements in the game, then they change the game so nobody can get them anymore, then they take the achievements out entirely.

i just want pinky to break me until all i can think about is her dick

It's bullshit

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No, it's called autism.

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Hey everyone, guess what
9-puzzle

its boring if the girls don't have huge penises.

I too would like to cum on an entire universe.

Fucking insomniac

Oh and bonus
There was already a remake of Ratchet 1 on ps3 and Vita, and it still had skillpoints and unlocks for skill points

I used to like some of their art.
But they're kind of an insufferable cunt so I can't be bothered.

Wait, it's more than one person?
Huh…shows how much I know.

He's a cunt? I've never read any of his comments or journals or such.

I really hope he's not as much of a leftist ass like Snozzy.

No, 9-puzzle is one person, I want to say they're a female, but I have no idea, so I used a gender neutral pronoun.

Good thing you didnt actually accidentally used the wrong pronoun, the pc police would have backtraced you.

Pretty sure he's a dude.

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Music is from Monty on the Run for Commodore 64, composed by Rob Hubbard

BUT WAIT
retroachievements.org/

gas them all

This would be pretty interesting if anything loaded.

Not even on a borrowed PC

well shit, what the fuck am i looking at?

Dicks.
Big Dicks.

i like it

millenials.txt

;_;7

The game is really good too. Much more fun than mario at the time. The only game to come close came out years later from Capcom: Rescue Rangers.

Hyper is okay, like between bottom of ribs and sternum, maybe top of the head. Galactic-sized dongs is just a silly meme, though.

Hyper feet (eg, Yoweesehtpeht) is trash


Doug's dead, user.

i know, i know…

but not forgotten.

You meant to type out cheetos, right?

Achievements are like Cheetohs.
Filler as a substitute for content, but it feels nice.

Nooklings are cute
CUTE!

And COD fanboys like collecting them to fill the hole in their heart created by capitalism. It all fits.

spoil that shit you fag

Oh yeah, this was a nice pic. I remember it.
I wanna fuck those nips, no homo

i think pic related is about my favorite sizes for hyper god i just want to feel them palpitating in my face


gee i wonder who made this post.


i did dammit, stupid gun checkbox


bracelet?

ffs i was supposed to upload 3 pics not 2.

He's got golden armband thing.

yeah but you sounded like there's a story behind it, and i wanna know.

It's probably on 9 Puzzle's page though

furaffinity.net/view/11582433/
furaffinity.net/view/9846491/

unf, i like it

I think I wrote a post similar to pic related about Bob, and nachos, too.

Would you?

no, that dickcheese thing went too far.

im making shadows face right now after reading it.

Then I've done my job

Cottage cheese and tostios nachos do not make. That is a culinary faux pas even ignoring dickcheese.

No I mean, it was something like

That is what bowls are for user.

No, but the fun part would be scooping his foreskin out and sharing a crunchy treat (The chips). Hope he doesn't mind getting the crumbs in it

Maybe I'm not making myself clear

That's not how a foreskin works either.

It's hyper tho

Still not how a foreskin would work.

How the fuck wouldn't it?

>This works because in IRL you can pinch your tip and flood it with piss

I still don't see how it wouldnt work

Fucking retarded.

That's not how organic matter works.

You're not how organic matter works

Shut the fuck up Satania.

Considering my BMI I am.

Make me.

do I need to get the dog?

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Lewd

your what?

Body mass index
Some /fit/ meme

/fit/ would probably love these hyper cocks

But user, Gracie is a boyyyyy

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clearly meant to be a tugboat for new/shittier players

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it never was an AC thread to begin with.