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Splatoon 2 launches this next Friday! North America screams for Team Ice Cream! Marinafags take first blood in the next Great Waifu War! Ice Cream now legally better than cake, according to Inkopolis law. Local Jewish cake connoisseur reportedly on Suicide Watch!
IMPORTANT • Do you have a Switch yet? It's been, like, five months already! What's taking you so long? • How do you like the new songs so far? What's your favorite? • Will there be an awesome Squid Sisters / Off the Hook performance at the end of the game? • Octolings are fine too. • Post your favorite Squid art!
Credits music if anyone wants. It's pretty feelsy.
Henry Robinson
If those Octolings don't sound like kuudere qts I'm gonna slap those Japs
Sebastian Bailey
are you a youkai
Logan Price
this is why this fandom is garbage.
Nathan Clark
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Owen Hernandez
These threads convinced me to not buy this game or Nintendo's paid online. I don't want to associate with you dicksuckers. Peace out.
Jayden White
Would it still be pronounced "Splatoon?"
Regular folk will look at it and say "Splatoon," which would cause confusion out the ass.
Remember, these are the same people that thought the Wii U was nothing more than a controller, no matter how hard Nintendo tried to explain.
I don't think Octolings ever show up in the manga. The whole thing centers around four squids fighting their way to the top of the ranks.
Brody King
AHHHHHHH===
I'm perfectly fine with this
Jackson Roberts
God fucking damnit it's way too late for me apparently
Henry Gutierrez
did squid loli meets the squid lolis learn english yet?
Dominic Young
Why bother?
Please leave your kind isn't welcome anywhere.
Anthony Reyes
SPATS LOVE
Jaxon Cooper
i was relieved to see that you have a choice of legwear in splat2n and werent forced to cover the wonderful squidbutt with a loose shirt as was the suspicion early on.
Aaron Sullivan
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Lucas Hill
fucking this spats are love spats are life
Hunter Cox
she was an average middle school kid until one fateful encounter has her questioning whether shes a kid… or a squid
Chase Brooks
would it be weird if i requested picrelated from the drawthread
Have something somewhat related while you wait to see if a drawfag takes you up on the idea.
Carter Rodriguez
Why doesn't Mark delete these cancer Threads for being Waifu threads? Nobody talks about the game here, everyone just talks about shitty squid kids.
Hudson Powell
Are you bored or something?
Robert Murphy
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Oliver Fisher
Careful what you wish for, you might not like active mods in the long run.
Hudson Murphy
It doesn't come out till FFFFRRIIDDAYY NIGHT gameboi. And Wii U is over.
Matthew Rodriguez
Reminder that people bought a WiiU for Splatoon.
Tyler Garcia
Games. I'm not buying a console for one game like you dipshits.
Jose Turner
PLAY ARMS YOU FUCK!
Nicholas Richardson
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Ethan Lopez
I've seen weirder shit.
And for the lady missing an arm the guy's site is blocked from access out of France. And I'm too lazy to look it up with a VPN right now.
Yeah, I'm not expecting good things. But it might be fun to watch for how bad it could be.
Hnng!
Ya got hook'd squiddo.
Gavin Wilson
how?
Hudson Sanchez
Scalpers.
Adam Young
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John Walker
(heil'd) Because it's a major flop and nobody bought it and it's a massive failure and… Wait.
But for real, can't you just order one online anyway? Maybe from another country even? That should teach a valuable lesson to whatever GameStop equivalent is keeping a Switch away from it's players.
Colton Rivera
I didn't forget that I did that.
Lucas Perry
So I wonder what it would take to adopt an inkling. Granted humans haven't been around for thousands of years (on Earth at least). However I'm sure the two species can communicate if Inkopolis at least uses a Japanese dialect as it's base for language.
Diet would be one thing but ink baths would be another. I know a healthy inkling needs a spawning pool of ink in case she gets hurt and needs to rest.
Jordan Thomas
Scalpers don't buy products that don't sell Market's there, one way or another.
John Howard
Guess I was pretty lucky to keep my switch pre-order after launch. Still though it fucking sucks Nintendo's pulling the artificial scarcity strategy again.
Charles Jones
NO FREE ONLINE NO BUY
Dylan Nguyen
If you want one, be prepared for this upcoming Friday. They always have a wave of new consoles with a major Nintendo release date.
Since we're getting a major title and nine Amiibos all being released on Friday, you can safely expect more Switch consoles available.
Even after getting one, I still occasionally run into some in stores. I've seen the resell value now starting to float around $350 in response to the ever increasing availability.
What's also awesome is being a military member and going into Exchanges on base a see a shitload of Switch consoles exclusively sold to military people, and available tax free. Pic related.
Chase Hill
Holy shit. What's with all these vidya anime being made nowadays? First Ace Attorney, then Castlevania, and now this? I hope there's more of these.
Charles Roberts
HOLY SHIT!
TRIPS OF TRUTH!
Well shit, guess I'm joining the military.
Jacob Harris
FUG
Jason Diaz
What's next? Missing quads by 3? You shouldn't join the army with that aim, soldier. Stick to the roller.
Josiah Moore
you missed quads by 5
Brandon Taylor
But had doubles. Sign me up sarge!
Ethan Sanchez
hi
Caleb Thomas
F-fuck you, dubs are for gays anyway.
Ayden Wood
ADDENDUM: There's actually a Switch at the Target down the street I live on.
You CAN find a Switch and not pay scalper prices to get one. You just have to actually put in the effort to look.
Also, my New 3DS Splatoon Faceplates came in the mail.
Blake Adams
THIS user GETS IT I usually shitpost it, but I didn't want to start avatarfagging when I post in the thread, so I stopped for discussion purposes.I still haven't bought a switch, and I'll probably just (1) this thread and have discussion next thread.
Gavin Rivera
There's some social commentary going on, but whatever.
Benjamin Stewart
Question: If vehicles were and playable Octolings were introduced in Splatoon 3 how would vehicles play?
Austin Nguyen
Talk to me when the boys start slutting out
Andrew Kelly
Would need wide and open maps to accommodate vehicles. Octolings (which such dick) in practice would probably just be reskinned inklings with equivalents to all normal weapons as an enemy team in a specific gamemode or a "crashed" Splatfest or something.
Adam Torres
Octolings are niggers.
Sebastian Morris
By then we should have new tech and engine optimization to accomodate more players and bigger maps.
You bastards have now idea how badly I want this now.
For vehicle ideas it could be a game mode where one side plays Octolings that operate "boss-sized" mecha and inklings who are GIs that have to take the weapon out. Inklings would be able to ink the mecha and swim on it to get into the cock pit. The Octos would have defense systems to keep Inklings out. The mech would also have power to alter the landscape of the battlefield by destroying structures. Downside is the mecha is very slow. Once mecha reaches the Inkling base or Mecha is destroyed it's game over. This gives both teams different goals which leads to asymetric strategy on how to reach them.
Lincoln James
wrong
Aiden Lee
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Isaiah Wood
titan mode from battlefield 2142 but only one team has the titan?
Asher Young
I think so.
Adam Thompson
I'd assume pretty much like Halo maps with vehicles, and some of the smaller ones would be able to swim in ink as well.
Larger terrain means turf war is kinda pointless, but it could still be a thing. Vehicles would have massive radius of spraying though.
It'd probably revolve around control points in places vehicles can't get inside, but they could be used to pain a wall with a single blast so you can swim up and get inside from top, for instance.
Jordan Jones
Vehicles would also be their own game mode or used as set pieces in story mode (which will have co-op). Still Splatoon is made with smaller arenas in mind. So gameplay would literally have to be reinvented for bigger maps.
Hunter Phillips
i wanna see a clown car instance with a bunch of tanks just rolling out of a small puddle
Hunter Long
Vehicles, more players, and larger maps would make it a fundamentally different game better characterized as a spinoff than a direct sequel. I'm not against making Splattlefield but I don't want Nintendo to stop working on the faster, smaller 4v4 gameplay.
Aaron Ortiz
battlefield but with splatoon mechanics
Justin Walker
Pearl a cute
William Hill
Between the height, the teeth, and the forehead, i can't see anything but the villain from Cats Don't Dance, which isn't attractive at all.
Marina, on the other hand, looks like one of the female arbalists from Etrian Odyssey 3, which is patrician taste.
Lincoln Stewart
AN IDOL WHO HASNT EVEN BEEN SHOWN IN THE GAME IS BETTER THAN YOUR TRASH
Wyatt Scott
Dubs of truth. However According to Chapter 3, Paragraph 5 of the splatfest law Marie is the objectively superior squid sister to Callie.
Jayden Price
however the captain did win the most splatfests. she legally has better taste
Lincoln Nguyen
Still need to find pics of punished Callie.
Jace Wright
Excellent taste user
No U
I can become one if those Japs don't learn
William Flores
Pearl is for hugs, not bullying.
That sounds like absolute cancer.
THIS!
You know your waifu is shit, don't deny it.
The final Splatfest results disagree.
Elijah Sullivan
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Brody Murphy
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Sebastian Fisher
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William Reyes
This is all your fault, mariefags.
Samuel Hernandez
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Adam Rogers
AT LEAST WARN US user
Not that most anons didn't know this already though
Owen Baker
It was spoiled for a reason user. And if there's something I learned from the past 4 or 5 games I got spoiled on this website, it's that you don't click spoiler images of games that will be released any day now, even if there's the promise of lewd.
Leo Price
ar tonelico and squid sisters would make an interesting crossover
well that sucks
Robert Baker
Isnt that game dead yet
Asher Baker
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Kayden Allen
waifu war posts
Ethan Sanders
I don't see how Callie and Marie is referenced before the second world flood unless Nintendo is going full metatard and saying the fax was from Nintendo of Japan then, and there are no living humans in space.
Cameron Fisher
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
David Bell
how is arms anyways, if you dont mind me asking in this thread? and hows the greasemonkey loli?
Hunter Baker
You know that the Switch has a screenshot function though, right user? You don't have to snap a picture of your TV
Brody Ross
Nintendo paid to get it a main stage spot at Japan EVO
Ryan Powell
It's breddy gud 3d fightan, but good luck trying to talk about it on here without getting called a shill
Jose Harris
Mir the best
Joshua Smith
that would probably be the case here too if it werent a thread longer than theyve been here.
Parker Hall
I wouldn't be surprised if we have an ARMS inspired splatfest soon.
Colton Moore
inb4 feels ending where they are only doing this so their grandpa can still feel useful and respectable rivalry is used
Brayden Ross
Judging from these screenshots, it's going to be pretty lewd. More screenshots here: archive.is/ivo4o
Ethan Brown
Is that supposed to be a spoiler? We already know Callie is the enemy.
Luke Evans
At least use the screenshot buton user
Logan Morales
Yeah I found a place with them. Fuck Canada. Switch not worth $400.00
Samuel Lee
N-no, you don't understand. I'm trying to spoil the ending. Aren't you Nintoddlers super interested in the story and lore of your shit games?
Hunter Richardson
Does that meme that those things are drones and not real octolings?
Eli Foster
It's not really a spoiler, dumbo We already know Callie's the villain
Jaxson Nelson
Praise bellhat full of swag
Isaac Flores
Oh.
Jason Torres
No more than any other fanbase. The story in Splatoon 1's single player was nothing exciting - not bad, just simple - and I don't think anybody expects anything more from this one. The lore you find in the Sunken Scrolls is interesting, but nobody's gonna complain if you spoil those.
In fact, compared to the amount we could care about the lore/story/etc, we don't give much of a shit at all. The only thing we care about is whether or not there are lesbian Octolings.
Austin Harris
Close up of the outfit.
Tyler Sanchez
Well, the retard who was trying to spoil something we already knew was going to happen wasn't lying, it's pretty damn lewd
Connor Taylor
the lore itself is fun to toy with, to theorize with.
Gavin Thomas
If I'm seeing that right… it's borderline underboob. And those shorts are riding pretty low on her, too. Is that actually all skin, or is it a shirt or something?
I wanna fuck it either way
Brandon Powell
Use the screenshot button you fucking retard.
Andrew Wood
All she needs is a horn, an eye-patch, and a prosthetic arm and punished version will be complete.
Still that outfit. God damn that's a sexy edgelord.
Daniel Moore
Alright, fuck this shit –it's time to save Callie.
James Murphy
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Michael Reyes
This is a bigger spoiler than Callie
Best girl is flat as a ironing board
Nathan Jackson
I wonder if they would have swapped girls if Callie won and Marie lost
Ethan Brooks
what if there was a tie?
Samuel King
That's called "taking the knot"
Brayden Parker
I wonder where you got that word from.
Grayson Evans
Now you're accusing me of cultural appropriation. NOT. COOL. I literally just I can't
Caleb Brooks
1v1 me fgt
Angel Garcia
alright calm down. how was your day? what kind of squiddery are you looking forward to?
Matthew Sanchez
DON'THURT HER
Brayden Gutierrez
You couldn't be more cancerous if you tried.
Michael Wood
Alright, I won't no worries.
I don't like seeing Callie like she is now, though.
Mason Miller
Getting my switch Friday so Im pretty looking forward to this week. But wont have enough money to get that and Splatoon 2
Robert Ramirez
My day was shit because we've been dealing with chronic absentees in the foods area at work for the last two months and we had almost nobody in the produce dept today and I was helping them take the cardboard out and the manager got upset because we stood around talking for 3 minutes while the backroom guy was literally just finishing emptying the baler. It soured at least 3 people for the evening
Probably some homo doujins that wont even be that good. Everything I like or want is always awful or out of reach or makes others angery.
Gavin Morales
i dont know how you get through the day having to miss out on comforts like that, or put up with hyper bullshit just to survive. i dont know if i could do that, im pretty lucky. youve impressed me and i hope you feel and do better.
Asher Collins
THE VILLAIN AT THE END OF SPLATOON 2 IS CALLIE AND YOU HAVE TO KILL HER OR NUKE INKOPOLIS
Jonathan Stewart
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Charles Bell
I'm ok with this, villain girls are my fetish.
Hunter Bailey
I sure hope there aren't
Levi Diaz
I hope we get to see more artwork of evil Callie. And maybe have lewd shots with Callie and Marina together.
Pearl is for headpats and bully.
Marie be an oppai slooth.
Tyler Jenkins
3 DAYS TO SPATS FESTIVAL
Do you feel it kaz?
Jayden Carter
SAY IT WITH ME
SHINDOL
SHINDOL
SHINDOL
Jackson James
Becoming a girl was a mistake.
Joseph Garcia
squids are sluts
Carson Ortiz
Do they want people to use their images or not
Jason Garcia
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Bentley Foster
>mind-break as edgy as physically possible and surprisingly good non-standard vanilla
Levi Butler
At least Sindoll can't be as bad as Mot is Picture related.
Luis Rodriguez
SCHOOL GIRL MINI SKIRTS ARE BACK
Dominic Nguyen
So when do we start posting the mushroom ladies?
Eli Evans
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Wyatt Kelly
Couple of minor spoilers and other details worth mentioning, now that reviews are starting to drop: >Beating one Hero Mode stage with every possible weapon gives you a Crusty Sean food ticket >Beating every Hero Mode stage with a single weapon unlocks a replica you can use in multiplayer
Jace Jenkins
You just want people to cry don't you user?
Isaac Powell
Does anyone want to see Pearl and Marina's off-stage lives? I wonder if they're the type of artists who can't stand each other but somehow work together to produce masterpieces.
Brayden Miller
Pearl seems kind of entitled and bitchy so I bet she secretly moonlights as a cafe maid or soap girl
Christian Baker
these dubs cannot lie
Jason Robinson
Pearl's Japanese name is "Hime". So I have no doubt Pearl is of the higher classes. Which is probably why she can't let go of her complexes.
As for Marina, I think she's familiar with Inkopolis law because she had to study it to immigrate legally. Marina also seems to be the most sinceer of the duo (damn those puppy dog eyes). While Pearl is assertive and aggressive possibly due to bullying. Marina could be the voice of reason and emotional support Pearl needs to keep in check.
Also the in world band that composed Splatoon 1's single player tracks is called Turqoise Tips if I remember. Marina is a DJ and she has turqoise tips on her fingers and hair. DJ Octavio also is thought to compose the hypnotic beats as well. Whether or not Marina is Octavio's family or not the two of them could have at one point worked together in the same band. If Marina is Octavio's daughter it'd make sense she'd want to get away from dad's crazy schemes of taking the zap fish for revenge on Inkopolis. And Marina's success at her career is thanks to Pearl giving her a chance to work on music with her.
Marina understands the technical stuff of music theory but Pearl knows the pop music market and what the mass market wants. The two butt heads and compromise all the time which works out in the end with music so different and fresh they quickly rose to A-rank tier. They'll never replace the Squid Sister's SS tier who's foundation is pop mixed with folk music. Annie and XABY/Chirpy Chips would probably be B-tier music due to their indie status.
Just throwing out autism.
I'm pretty sure Peal has to have skinship with Marina at some point because as a flat chested goddess it's her right to lewd wth Marina's exotic Amazonian body. I can imagine Pearl sucking on Marina's breast like a baby as she uses her finger to tease Marina's other nipple
Zachary Lewis
The "Nintendo Switch Online" app just went live, but it's totally barebones right now. As far as voice chat in Splatoon 2 is concerned, here's how it'll work:
>At the bottom of the Lobby (or Grizzco) menu is an Online Lounge option >Create a 'room' by choosing a gametype (Private, League [Pairs], League [Teams], Salmon Run), and make sure "Send notification to my device" is on >The room now appears on your smart device, and you can send out the invitation to other people (your Switch friend list, Recently Played players, or just a URL you can post)
Wyatt Young
aside from not having a map on the controller, i felt a lot more comfortable moving the dog around with how light it is compared to the tablet.
Michael White
Think Mario Kart 8 and ARMS will be compatible with the app soon?
Jace Price
They obviously will be; the real concern is potential (lack of) compatibility with third-party games.
Brayden Smith
Which literally means "princess", yes. What about Marina?
Neat. I wish they had it in-built on the switch, carrying a cellphone for that is a pain in the ass. However "a URL you can post" seems perfect for Holla Forums meetups.
I still can't get used to the damn thing. Moving up&down is fine but looking sideways is horrible with motion controls so I have to use the stick. But then the stick doesn't do shit for up&down so it's two different things controlling the camera.
Thomas Barnes
iida
Christian Collins
They obviously don't because they put Marina in them. :^)
Marina's Japanese name is "Iida" which means "paddy of cooked rice" or "good rice paddy" in Japanese, Iida is also an alternative form of the name "Ida" which means "industrious one, work, labour" in Finnish.
Interestingly, there was a poem written by Alfred Lord Tennyson in 1847 called 'The Princess', which was later adapted into a play called 'Princess Ida' by Gilbert and Sullivan in 1884.
Julian Lewis
delicious brown octopussy
So Pearl is the American fatpig and Marina is the communist? Wait a second… PEARL HARBOUR! THAT'S WHY SHE LOST! THOSE DAMN JAPS AND THEIR HISTORY REVIOSING!
Levi Perez
Those tiny octopi look like spiders
Kayden Fisher
What the fuck is going on in that webm? Is the fish retarded?
William Thompson
Nope, That's the Australian Cone snail and it shoots poisonous barbs that can quickly kill humans but paralyzes fish and keep them form moving but they are still aware of what's going on, In fact it's amazing that the fish could even move at all and if you really pay attention to the video you could have seen the look of terror on the fish's face by how hard it was breathing
Jack Johnson
Well they always look like that when actually manage to fish some up from the nearby lake so I couldnt see anything out of the ordinary. Why does it kill humans but not the fish?
Luke Flores
Normally it shoots a barb, but the fish could move and the toxin in the cone snail can kill a human in seconds, so a fish is dead pretty much instantly. It also acts more like a harpoon and reels the fish back in after shooting it.
This fish was still moving and… well, idiocy doesn't live.
Luis Scott
also Fucking austrailia man.
Austin Turner
And that's hardly the scariest thing found in the water, at least the creatures Russia's in lake are mostly harmless, usually.
Also you should know that Squid if given the chance and opportunity will gladly kill and eat a human
Tyler Jackson
Blue ring octopus is also pretty cool
Easton King
I genuinely thought this was shitposting until I searched Australian cone snail on google and saw articles about divers getting poisoned by the things. Jesus christ, what the fuck is up with that continent.
Blake Morales
Reminder that cephalapods are known to be traps and are damn good at it.
Jason Williams
Splatoon and underwater creature general
Luke Stewart
I'm not looking forward to cap'n's stories.
Brayden Allen
(Heil) Cuttlefish more like CUCKlefish, amirite?
Dylan Campbell
Thanks for beta testing Wii U cucks.
Aiden Rogers
I wonder what the Squid Sister Amiibos will do.
Samuel Perez
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Juan Sanchez
Call me when the Switch has more than just Splatoon 2 as its library.
Easton Phillips
So would any carnivore. Humans are crunchy and goes good with catsup.
Lincoln Flores
Its okay we are getting ports of all the things you bought :^)
Mason Russell
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Luis Cox
Okay i'll go out and buy crazy taxi on the dreamcast by that logic buddo.
Cameron Anderson
Can you fags take your argument somewhere else
Bentley Baker
>implying the Switch isn't just slightly more powerful than a Wii U and can barely run games better than it
NO!
Jordan Martin
And here comes the sagooniggercucks.
You'll never get your ten bucks back.
Aiden Edwards
puyo puyo tetris
Aaron Taylor
Could have been worse, I own a vita. I haven't played on it for over 2 years. Most I used to play on it is some psp titles since I never owned a psp.
>You can't join or hear the voice chat unless you're actually in the Online Lounge in-game (Mumble can stop holding its breath now) >If your device takes focus away from the app, it doesn't keep voice chat running in the background; voice chat will suspend itself until you tab back in, then it attempts to re-join whatever room you were in >Even if you set a password so people not using the app can join the room, only people on the host's Switch friends list can join via a password >(UNCONFIRMED) Invitation URLs might need to be posted to a social network account / messaging app before you can actually see them
And of course, if you didn't already know, voice chat only sends and receives audio through the smart device itself, unless you buy those special HORI headphones or homebrew a spaghetti-cable solution. Why the fuck did they bother, exactly?
Jeremiah Foster
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Matthew Phillips
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Ayden Wright
Is Lossman, dare I say it, /ourguy/ now?
Brandon Sanders
Why did Nintendo design Marina like that?
Jayden Butler
Some of those problems look like they'll be mitigated if a bunch of people regularly play together.
Luke Smith
It's still only coming through the smart device, you're just using an audio splitter to join the game audio with your phone's audio. Anybody smart is just going to use a bluetooth or wired headset with either the app or simply mumble.
Pic unrelated, but thought you fags might appreciate it.
Austin Bell
Loss edit when?
Landon Smith
Does anyone else kinda hate gaming on just the tablet? It's alright if I'm watching something else on the monitor but damn that fucker gets hot quick
Samuel Rodriguez
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Oliver Williams
I prefer tabletop mode myself. I do use motion controls to aim so I don't like using the tablet with joycons attatched.
Jeremiah Turner
sometimes the new hair styles made it hard to tell who was what. but thats something youll just get used to
Ryan Torres
hmm, maybe there should be some emphasis on her hair then. but that is hilarious
Bentley Murphy
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Dominic Sullivan
Is Pearl's crown really a hat. If not then what is it?
Thomas Lewis
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Leo Phillips
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Jason Richardson
STOP BULLYING PEARL
David Carter
BURN HER
Chase Myers
BURN YOU
Jason Stewart
==IT BEGINS!!!=
Jayden Perez
NO! YOU!
Daniel Collins
that made my dick fucking harder
Jason Campbell
HUG HER
Jayden Powell
Austrailia has all kinds of shit that can kill you. To avoid getting killed by those cone snails, just don't pick up seashells that look like or similar to pic related, and never get in the water.
Ian Kelly
those are some fancy ice cream cones
Jack Watson
Pls tell me it isnt DLC locked, then id really have a giggle ALWAYS BULLY PEARL REMOVE OCTOLINGS
Evan Martin
Now that's my fetish.
Samuel Nelson
Marie is objectively better tho
Juan Ramirez
What the fuck man
Noah Morgan
Buckley is fucking retarded, can't tell a joke, and can't reflect, despite making a joke that should really cause him to do so. He's saying that these competitions(which should be a matter of opinion) don't mean anything because it's a popularity contest, and the more popular person's opinion is the one most agreed upon. But then, he says that Marina states that Hitler was awesome, and people like Marina over a shoe filled with poop, teeth, and AIDS. So, if the popular opinion that's been going on since after the Germans lost WWII was that Hitler was a bad person, doesn't that mean that the opinion is skewed? Could it mean that maybe Hitler wasn't all that bad, and we only assume Hitler is bad due to groupthink and wanting to fit in? This joke failed on on so many different levels, that it's baffling, and it shows how fucking stupid Buckley is. This is Garfield levels of terrible.
Jaxson Martinez
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Hudson Adams
>That reprise of Tide Goes Out and Bomb Rush Blush in both the boss fight, and the credits.
Gabriel Mitchell
heil trapsquids
Alexander Robinson
But Inklings don't have skulls. Do they?
Dylan Morris
From looking at the scrolls in the first game, no. Most of their body is cartilage.
William Hill
Cow Tools was a purposeful non-joke on the part of the creator. B^U actually attempts to tell a joke with every strip, he actually believes he is funny. That's the tragedy here.
Easton Bell
youve deconstructed it and put everything on the table, theres a lot going on in your post and it makes it look like impressive writing. this is the kind of stuff people talk about for decades, eventually finding its way into a museum.
but i dont like it because its pearl bullying. i cant have that but he can have a special ice cream cone.
i prefer to think they stand with muscle and inklings are just demonically strong. i still want to hug one though.
Nathaniel Lee
Remind me to never go on Holla Forums while a new awesome looking game just came out.
Jace Price
Not doubting that they're strong aside from the fact that water is bad for them. Would go shopping, and have lunch and coffee with one.
William Sanchez
?????
Jordan Clark
Pretty sure inklings like real squids would have a pen, or chitin like back, for support. Their "teeth" are beaks made of chitin as well.
And fuck do I want to comission a doujin about Marina asking a promise from the ink boy who survived a threesome with Squid Sisters to "comfort Pearl's frustrations". In other words gentle, slow, and comfy vanilla. Vanilla wedding cake is best flavor of cake.
Jacob Martinez
i heard water is fine, but the polluted water in their world is not. which leads me to wonder why theyve got polluted water in their shopping mall. imagine if shopping malls had lava fountains.
Julian Peterson
The boss music could have been much better though, the second half was fine.
Jackson Richardson
I want to know what canonically happened to our characters from the first game. Is there like some sort of age limit for squid kids to go to Inkopolis where kids who are too old aren't allowed to play turf war or something? How many years apart do the games take place? I want answers.
SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT IT UNTIL I SEE IT WHILE PLAYING
Henry Ward
Is this supposed to sound like a bad thing? It doesn't sound like a bad thing.
Tyler Brooks
youre going to have to leave the thread for a few days. if they want to fuck with you theyre going to fuck with you. itll be here when you get back
Jack Hernandez
dont you have a wedding to prepare for, bowser?
Xavier Roberts
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT DENY THE ALLURE OF SPOILED TEXT COME ON user, GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRES OHHHH WHAT DOES IT SAY??? MADDENING ISNT IT?? YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK SO BAD FEELS GOOD DOESNT IT user???? FEELS REEAL GOOD, BUT MAYBE THE NEXT SPOILER WILL BE YOUR LAST ITS KILLING YOU ISNT IT??
Owen Gray
Maybe they change the water during turf wars and splatfest to add some edge.
That sounds awesome, and an interesting concept for another ink game.
Jace Bell
FLUORIDE IN THE DRINKING WATER IS TURNING SQUIDS GAY BUY MY BOOK
Chase Mitchell
I want the world of Splatoon to be explored. I want to see more than just Inkopolis and Octo valley. I want to see the Inkling's materialistic society. I want to know if Marina is the only Octoling in Inkling society or if they've all kind of integrated besides the ones still in Octo valley. I want to see what Inklings look like when they grow up past the age of 14.
I WANT THE LORE This CoroCoro anime better not be shit.
Jack Richardson
Can they even drink water?
Aaron Parker
God fucking damn it that gave me a hearty chuckle.
What kind of creature could even biologically survive without water? I think they put something in the water to make squids respawn because Inklings don't know how to swim and they would otherwise drown.
Logan Walker
how about just >never go to australia ever for any reason whatsoever
Cooper Clark
This
Christopher Perez
Yeah, it's for the best to never ever set foot into that country.
Xavier Morgan
You can't fool me Australia, I'm coming for your VB.
Benjamin Collins
what makes you say that inklex jones?
Easton Lopez
is good
Nicholas Williams
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Ian James
Yeah awful, give me your trashy inkling boys
Kayden Roberts
I mean seriously every time I learn something about australia it gets worse. Just look up the Irukandji jellyfish. It has stingers all over its body not just the tentacles, and it can actually LAUNCH the damn things if it needs to. If you get stung, nothing happens for about half an hour but then stuff like this sets in.
to quote wikipedia:
It literally makes you want to die, and can last for several fucking WEEKS if you even live that long. And the motherfucker is tiny so you wont even see it most likely. Pic related.
If you ever find yourself considering going to australia just stick a gun in your mouth and pull a trigger. You'll likely die with a lot less pain.
Wyatt Peterson
Why isn't the CIA all over this?
Jason Gomez
yeah, it could just be that arrowana mall opts in to being an arena to cater to fans who watch the stuff. the prospect of being a live audience had to draw in a lot of kids and squids
Joseph James
inkboys are the best
Xavier Peterson
Normally, I'm not into shota, and barely even like traps. But inkboys just make me rock-hard for some reason.
Austin Bailey
the animals there are parodies of earth creatures from hell. the blue ring octopus mentioned earlier essentially curses you to drown. it paralyzes you and you cant breathe.
David Roberts
Never seen the second one. Is it good?
James Edwards
That jellyfish, the cone snail, and fucking kangaroos are living breathing hellspawn.
Adrian Collins
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder if all the myths and legends handed down by people are actually true in some form or another. Our ancestors could have ascribed many a thing like this to be a curse, but in reality they just didnt have the knowledge to describe it any better.
Ryder Roberts
all i know is i want to see a blue ring octololi witch now
Brandon Ortiz
wtf that's not the image I picked
Logan Harris
One minute in Photoshop. It tells the same joke, and it isn't over explaining the joke to people who don't play Splatoon. Tim needs to hire an editor or something. And a writer. And an illustrator.
Thomas Hall
The only good thing to come out of buckley is loss.
Easton Wright
He’s going to get SO much flack from kikes and leftists for going against their narrative.
Noah Thomas
You realize that this is LITERALLY every single argument that every single liberal has ever made, right?
Hegelian dialectic –> false dichotomy –> reducto ad absurdum
They all have to be killed. It’s the only way to save the people too stupid not to notice this.
Honestly I can't really choose. I have too many reasons to like both.
Sebastian Nelson
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Chase James
>There's no word on the shipment containing the Amiibo and the microphone headset, though.
I'm thinking about picking up the art book at the Barnes and Noble tomorrow.
Lincoln Turner
Okay but if you don't hotglue it on arrival YOU DONT KNOW SHIT about vidya
Nicholas Bell
You mean the headset?
Jason Gray
Oh baby, show that slut how shit happens in Inkopolis
Jace Morris
it gets brought to a sea urchin and rerolled until its perfect?
Kayden Ortiz
Jesus christ that's good stuff
Nathaniel Morgan
i thought team naughty was pink
Juan Smith
Pink team smells weird
Adrian Jenkins
relieves your heartburn though
Justin Lopez
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Alexander Sanchez
Remember how cringy people felt when the Squid Sisters were first revealed?
We've come a long way.
James Perry
We had no idea how big of a role they would play in the game itself. I think if we knew they'd be important characters and not just "some weird Japanese idol thing" we wouldn't have been so apprehensive. Remember that was also the Wii U era Nintendo, which gave us such classics as Metroid Prime: Federation Force and Star Fox: Zero Players.
I can't think of much other than Splatoon that they really did right. MK8 and Pikmin 3 were about it.
Nathan Martin
people found it cringy? i would like to think everyone on Holla Forums was excited to see some lolis.
Kayden Russell
I voted octonigger but there's nothing wrong with Pearl. She's an adorable rap god.
Yeah honestly I don't know what he's talking about, I don't think anyone on Holla Forums thought the squid sisters were cringe
Hudson Moore
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Cameron Nguyen
I did. They came out of left field and I was still getting used to the squid teeth, I didn't expect the squids to speak gibberish either (or speak at all). Nintendo isn't well known to make in-depth characters so it came off to me as a cheesy side-attraction for children. Little did I know how much care would be put into their personas.
Juan Anderson
Honestly, I can't choose, either. I have too many reasons to hate both.
Nicholas Powell
I enjoyed SM3DW and Kirby Triple D, if that means anything.
Is it bad if I look back with nostalgia on things that happened less than two years ago? Is there an official nostalgic/not-nostalgic cutoff time?
John Jones
While not CIA, rumor has it the British Army asked for samples of the Aussie stinging brush for their research. Contact with the leaves of this plant has been described as being burnt with hot acid and electrocuted at the same time.
Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during military training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.
He’s had too many stings to count but Ernie Rider will never forget the day in 1963 that he was slapped in the face, arms and chest by a stinging tree. “I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest,” he said. “For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower.”
Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger,stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.
At least the animal's kill you, instead of letting you suffer.
Justin Gomez
The best part about 2d is dark skinned beauties dont look or act like real niggers. If they did/do then I would agree with you.
Nintendo isn't known to make obviously deep characters. The best example I can think of is Samus, where the entire story is told almost entirely through gameplay with a few games of exception.
With how much care had been put into the 90s kid aesthetic and gameplay, I didn't think they'd screw up with the squid sisters. I guess it just comes down to faith. I trusted them to get their first new IP in a long time right.
With how fast everything goes these days, especially with the rise of the internet, it becomes extremely easy to feel nostalgic for things quicker. I'm extremely nostalgic for how i felt when Splatoon was coming out, so I'm happy that I'm getting about the same feeling with Spla2n
I fucking KNEW there was a thing in australia that caused you pain for that long. I thought it was the jellyfish, but I guess it's a plant. That sounds fucking horrible.
Carter Ward
You're an idiot and you're missing the point. Fuckley is implying that you could have placed any kind of absolutely terrible option for Marina (yes, to him "hitler did nothing wrong" is a terrible option) and it would still be voted on because Marina herself is more popular than Pearl.
He is not supporting the idea that maybe Nazis weren't so bad, on the contrary. He is implying everyone is a fucking douchebag that will choose despicable options because there's a cute girl attached to it.
Daniel Wilson
What thread am I in again?
Anthony Ramirez
I think gg thread is taking over the board.
Blake Walker
Lame. i'm just kidding, it's a good final boss fight, but it's still about what i was expecting.
Jayden Robinson
It was just the way they were first introduced back during the 5/7/15 Nintendo Direct.
This was our very first glimpse at them just a little less than 3 weeks before the game came out.
Colton Fisher
Splatoon and Australia general
Leo Roberts
callie really has fallen
Grayson Bell
IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST A FUCKING SPLATOON 2 HERO MODE SPOILER, THEN FUCKING SPOILER THE IMAGE.
Michael Watson
me thinks thou doth project too much.
Adam Thomas
Someone should photoshop Simon's star glasses onto Callie
Adrian Reyes
Duh. It was all over the promo art.
Julian Carter
Also no people were hyped for squid idols
Christopher Howard
what kind of horror story is this
CALLIE IS THE VILLAIN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HER OR NUKE INKOPOLIS
Wyatt Lee
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Gavin Green
YES
Ayden Ramirez
It was in the Hero Mode trailer. This is news to you?
Nathan Scott
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Robert Brooks
I want to jam his whole dick in my mouth
Christian Jackson
Has anyone tried them out yet? I'm really interested in the dualies.
Julian Nelson
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Thomas Edwards
yeah that's why I'm asking.
Adrian Young
RIP Splatoon Anyone want to see it off with some squad battles tonight?
John Gray
it plays similar to the splash-o-matic in splat1. the main difference is that you cant jump while shooting but instead roll out of the way. it has fast falling properties so you can use it to get down quick on vertical maps like moray towers. generally you'd shoot with it and if you don't kill them you finish them off with the water balloon. the missile special is kinda blah though. its a weird hybrid between bomb rush and inkstrike with none of the benefits of either. overall its a decent mobile kit. you can go up walls quick with balloons and get down with fastfall. can fuck with people (especially charger users) with the roll. and might get even better with variants.
stuck waiting for the digital version to unlock.. it does unlock at midnight right? wait.. pacific time? oh no.
David Perez
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Landon Long
You're the reason why Buckley over explains his jokes. That simplified version expresses exactly what you're suggesting and not that Hitler did nothing wrong.
Matthew Stewart
Oh shit. We pasted 300 posts. At Midnight I'll make the new thread
Fuck the rules we got a celebration to do for the sequal.
Caleb Davis
CALLIEFAGS BTFO
Gavin Rivera
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Liam Anderson
WEW
Wyatt Reyes
I'm working all day tomorrow. I might be forcd to buy the game digital if I can't find it at retail. Either way I probably won't be able to play until Saturday.
I know Marina has TnA but I think Pearl could possibly be the better pillow. She's soft kinda plump loli with squishy head. Plus I know Pearl will have that virgin smell. Something I know Marina won't have.
Mason James
So I got the artbook today.
I was expecting some thick softback book with maybe 120 or 150 pages plus.
But instead I got this big thick hardback with like 400 pages.
Alexander Davis
where can i order?
Robert Johnson
Some concept art of Callie and Marie before their final design.
Matthew Sanchez
Amazon, for like $27. That's a deal when the back of the book says $39.99.
Here are some very prototypical sketches of what was to eventually be the Squid Sisters.
Isaiah Wood
Forgot that came out. I'lll pick it up soon
Brayden Bennett
christ make them blurrier would you
John Walker
Marie would look good in all of those outfits and I am really digging the 4th inkling with the microphone
Thomas Mitchell
Hey. Fuck you.
Ryan Williams
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Evan Ramirez
With all those different outfits I want a fashion show with the squid sisters. Heck maybe a fashion show in general that lays out the gear of a specific brand and it's main abilities.
David Ramirez
Nope, ACTUAL midnight. 9pm Pacific Time, according to the countdown in the emails Nintendo is sending out.
Though it'll probably be midnight Pacific Time by the time we actually get to play, since we have to download the damn thing first.
Jackson Jenkins
Someone can give me a .webm version of the rap squids?
Andrew Robinson
Will Marie and Callie be back in splatoon 3 as announcers since they reunited at the end of 2? Squid sisters vs Off the hook splatfest?
Christian Diaz
2v2 splat fest, Pearl and Marina vs Callie and Marie
Noah Collins
So Pearl's side would be Off the hook and marina's would be Squid sisters?
Oliver Morris
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Sebastian Turner
No, It would be a 2v2 user
Benjamin Rivera
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Kevin Nguyen
I want Marina to be related to Octavio so badly. Possibly as a daughter. Seeing the conflict of Marina fighting her father to peacefully live with the inklings in Inkopolis would be a drama anime in itself.
Anthony Diaz
doesn't this imply that multiple octolings went to the surface?
Grayson Flores
didn't mean to reply sorry >///
Isaiah Edwards
Does this mean there's sunken scrolls in Splation 2?
But yes I imagine there would be multiple octolings on the surface either through free will or as spies for the Octarians. Octavio might be crazy, but I think he wants to return the Octarians back to the glory days of ruling the surface. He needs the zapfish to power the tech needed to do so. The rising sea levels isn't easing on the pressure either.
Marina also wants to conquer Inkopolis. However her path is different. She is collaborating with Pearl-hime to win the hearts of the citizens with music like the Squid Sisters did rather than use her father's forceful methods.
Also would Marina be the squid sister's biggest fan? I'd like to see her Squid Sister shrine.
Pearl is a huge callie fan and Marina likes both equally
Lucas Rivera
So if Callie gives headpats to Pearl, will Pearl die?
Gavin Powell
sure why not
Mason Green
I always knew sheldon was a jew
Ethan Howard
Whose in the mumble so we can give splatoon 1 a proper send off
David Perez
Im thinking of jumping in, its been months since I played, more like a year since I played seriously, but I still want to give 'er a good send off. Its going to take me a minute to find all the cords for the system though.
Gabriel Price
So, who else /2811-7503 here?
Wyatt Butler
Only one gamestop nearby is doing a midnight release and no stores around me even say they have the amiibos in stock. I didn't preorder shit because I didn't think I would get a switch in time. I'm so tired this shit better be fun
Dominic Powell
New thread for ppl to post in the sequal
Joshua Jackson
What the hell happened to the other thread
Xavier Martin
Why the hell won't it let me back into the new thread, I keep getting 404 page not found, But I can check the catalog and see the site is working and the thread is bumping with anons posts, but I can't access the thread?
Treacherous luck
Jaxson Jones
Is it still impossible to go to a brick and mortar store and walk out with a Switch?
I've checked all the stock update sites and it says everywhere is out of stock still but I find that difficult to believe.
Someone who's been out of the house recently please give me a basic sitrep on Switch stock.