And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in

Man fuck this site
It's more broken than Swedish Fish, I swear

3=

yaaaaay~
I'm tired as fuck after walking around all day.

I have never fellated anything other than my index finger.

How do you mean?

I meant system settings.
My system can't read my tripcodes right because it's set to USEnglish instead of Japanese.

Try sitting and never getting up instead.

I'm tired as fuck too. but I didn't do a lot of walking. work is just exhausting.

For non-unicode programs, I mean.

scan bones

What do you do? Altar boy?

KEK

THESE CRISPS SAY ORIGINAL NOT EXTRA SALT.

WHY ARE ANIMUS FLAVOURED CRISPS EVEN A THING!?

MASSUH IS COMIN
Guess what?

Always good to try new things! :^)

I'm laying in bed right now with a big-ass fan blowing air through my hair.

I walked around because I bumped into one of the most awesome black girls I knew from high school. She's got that punk look with a strip of her hair dyed red. Would smash.

Oh.
That's why. :^)

SKURLETON

I'm afraid of change.

much much worse.
simple office work

a black girl? it's racist to be into those just because they're more likely to go to prison you know. I know that's your fetish but come on man.

My phones app is fucked and I can't see any images/thumbnails. It's only on 8ch too, 4ch works fine

Also

How be you, Scoots?

Check these out.
These come with a tiny bag of salt you can add and shake in the packet.

Remind you of anyone?

Oh you mean chips?

Shave your head. Having hair is basically like walking.

That does sound like it would suck your life force away pretty good.

I remember those grow your own snek kits like you put this tiny toob into a glass of water and after a week it grew to a huge snek

not bad, you?

That's okay, it might be incredibly lewd to do but I'd not be against holding your hand throughout the ordeal

w-what?

a real snek?

I don't sex convicts, okay?! That black girl is as sweet as that other girl, both who share the same first name btw!

Wuuuuut? I need it to protect me from the burning sun rays.

Oh.
I use my mobile browser with Erin's script.

IT'S A REALLY CUTE TRIP FUCK YOU.

MYdoe/Rin. I mean.

Grim?

Yes.

I bet you'll even want to hug.

it wouldn't be so bad if the majority of the people I work with weren't total idiots. and this isn't a "lol everyone is stupid but me" thing, this is seriously ridiculous levels of stupidity in my coworkers.

at least I don't have my dad's job. he's the head of IT at the company so not only does he have to interact even more with these retards he has to fix their problems when they fuck up while they blame him for it somehow.

you sure do have a type.

BY THE WAY ARE YOU HAPPY!?
I'M USING A CASE SENSITIVE TRIP WITH THE NAME AT THE FRONT.

nooo real sneks are too tricky

o shit new throd

Good sleep y'all

Full, I ate a big kebab burger and couldn't eat the chips.

Oh, and btw, working in a betting shop is probably the easiest yet mind twisting thing ever.

I have a job.
I work in a betting shop.
I handle money, translate bets and drink all the free coffee I want.

No more NEET lyfe.

What's her name
biscuit?
she's a loveley golden brown

do explain

Scan I'm glad for you
it's about time you foudn somewhere to settle down for a while
happy with the folks you work with?

brown anime best

Get locked in a room with me and I'll show you convict...

Mobile browser posting is the worst dude
How do you do it

;~;

I work for BetFred, the betting agency.
And usually the hours are long, boring and quiet, which means drawins, which means new shit to post with soon.

A lot of the customers are batshit insane too, and the co-workers gossip for days.

I got a few stories. Fucking insane ones.
The place is almost as nuts as your average pub. ALMOST.

Yeah, they're cool.
The manager is cool, but gossips a whole lot about other co-workers since some co-workers are more of a fuck up than I am; and some of the customers are batshit crazy, I swear one of them is tweaking out on cocaine most of the time.

Just today, some guy has spent £600 in one sitting on horse racing. He regularly does this. Quiet, only asks for a coffee.

a Soto tripcode would be pretty cool tbh

But me posting with just "Soto" is like my thing

Erin's app adds a qr to the bottom of the window.
It becomes ezpz.

You got me, I was going to go as far as totally non sexual cuddling too. I'm a monster

Grim is strongest candidate!
Who be you again? I forget.

Sounds laike my managers hahaha
I love hearing company gosip

Wow that dude is probably a drug dealer
LOL
I hope he winss

are you happy bruh

You must be lewd incarnate.

I'm Rin.
I'm using a weird trip rn.

actually yes, that pleases me quite a lot.

goodnight emily

I doubt that very much. I bet you're gentle as hell.

Hey again Rin, it has been too long.
How was your daY?

ni ni thread

thats cool
glad you have an exciting job, scan style

anywho gonna hit the hay
night

nighty night ScotABot

As much of a gentle giant as Micheal Brown was.

dont

night

das racist.

I could add it to my search query.
I'm just running a search now and then in the back ground.

Do it fam

I truly am and now I must infect you with it, I apologize

I believe it. There are bunches of medical offices around where I live. Many of them are run very well. Some of them are... not.

So full
Turkey dinner

Yep, miles happier.
This job is keeping me out of trouble.
And the funny thing is that our betting shops are close to each other so you get people talking about other people in other shops.

Oh, he one won once but like, lost a lot of times. He goes big bets on shitty babby odds.

And the tweaker I mentioned is always on the slot wheels. Just today he was like 'I'M BUSTING FOR A PISS' and was getting more aggressive with his losses so I said 'Go to the toilet, maybe your luck will change, you should never do anything whilst holding in a piss'. So after a few spins he went to the toilet, then came back, and was winning £6 a spin and then was like 'YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT! I WISH I HAD A WEAK BLADDER NOW!' then I told him 'The more you win, the quicker you should run away' and then gambled all his wins till he had nothing again. Now I'm his favourite cashier and good luck charm.

Good morning.

ohayou

Evening.

Hello yanner.

How's the high velocity life treating you ？

...

Hello Googles
-huggle-

Cup come play.

...

You sound like a fun dude scan
I wish you were american Id visit you in a heartbeat
I wanna party w/ u irl

Morning gogs chan

Slowly.

I can't see what the image your posting is but I'm sure it's great.

What are you doing?

sup slut

howdy gogs
are you in the mood for overwatch?

a four letter trip will take like five seconds. maybe a few minutes to find a good one.

this one is run by almost all women.

so.

eeeh. fine.

Hey bard, I've made it to a 40 slot ship. I think when I'm up to finding my 42nd, I'm going to wait out to look for a cool looking one.

Symptoms?

Morning Gogs!

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind

i want bard to swallow fucking cyanide but dreams are just that

are you gonna say no or what because im getting tired of you backpedaling or disappearing

Life.

PLEASE MAKE THE FEELS STOP

idkkkkk you make no sense to me at times

Hey. If I can be nice to Luka, you can at least ignore Bard.

That's a good way to do it haha
I'm still at a baby ship with like 28 slots
I wanna grind a couple more million so I can just buy my way up to like 40 or so and then start grinding

Happy with your current ships skin? my young friend has one that looks like a zapdos haha
it's soooo long

I also saw a fighter skin that was the size of one of those barges recently
I wanted to buy it but it was so expensive!

it's entirely different

haha don' be silly
I don't smoke
you and me
we'd be VAPING beer

3char case sensitive trips are cheaper than a dime a dozen.

So I added ^Rin[./] to my search criteria to shut Cupcake up.

Too bad I'll never use it if I get a good hit. :^)

Pretty good actually.
I tried to set a schedule last night, and it was pretty shaky, but I did everything I told myself to do.
So now I can die happy tonight.

You best not.
I'm not sure how Tokai would feel if you made me a slut.

...

this tbh

but I love your Mydoe trip now. I don't want you to use another one.

Hey guro, unfortunately I'm not at home right now. I'm waiting for a thing at a place so I brought a book to read while I wait a few hours.

Hey spoilers, you a good person.

How can we fix this?

I try not to be confusing with you, I honestly just have fun talking to you and want to get to know you more.

I've seen so many weird ones but I found hauler and military types to feel and look the best.

Reminds me to add Rin.My.Doe to shut you up.

Playing Overwatch.

Nothing out of the ordinary :3

Hmm what's a military type?
that sounds pretty attractive

Probably happy cause more lewd for them later!

Awww, thanks! You a great person!

alright man no worries
still, mornin' to ya

he pretend filtered me anyway

what doesnt matter he pretend cant see what i say

i deserve better

Oh god.
Not only we'd be drunk and high at the same time but also we'd be in a cyberpunk vignette.

If there was a god, he was wise to keep us apart with the fucking Atlantic Ocean

does it*

it wouldn't be the same.

Don't make me molest you.

That said, I got a hit that was almost !Rin.Zerg

So I added ^Rin.Zerg, and ^Rin.Toss

If either of those return you can bet your ass I'm switching.

You're incorrigible.

I've been told I'm good at grinding people's gears
Scanalana you plan on stickin round your job for a while or ya gonna get back to your wandering wayS?

Fucking sweet.
But you know you gotta do another schedule again, right?

Break the cycle.
Overdose on purple drank and Mountain Dew.
Become a lazy neet again.

rin.toss would be cool actually

Who's your main? Inb4 reaper

I'm not sure. The cargo ones I know belong to the gek. I'm not sure if the military style belong to another race I hadn't met yet.

How are you?

How long are you going to play to?

I almost forgot that you're a huge redpilled misogynist. You go girl.

I want to save up as much as possible and keep fuck ups to an absolute minimum. That way I can actually spend money on bigger, dumber things in the long run.

I've been told I talk a LOT in my job.

you finally get me to really like your trip exactly as it is and now you're looking to switch. I can't help but wonder if you did this on purpose.

Why do you wanna see my dick bro
That's kinda gay
You didn't even say no homo

Cannot.

it's hard not to be if you actually open your fucking eyes and pay attention to the world around you.

brb gonna check on my fedoras.

Oh! have you heard of the Vy'keen?
It would only be logical
they are a bunch of fighters

I usuallyt try to stick around korvax star systems myself
They were on my home pplanet so I guess I'm kind ofo biased :p
almost 150 or so words learned in that language, maybe a bit more

what''s your favorite race?

At a placce like that in such a social environment, that's probably a good thing

One day does not, a change, make.

But I have it set as alarms throughout the day every day so we'll see if I end up silencing them.

r u a toss main 2?

No.
But I could pretend if that gets you bothered.

Tbh, I might just end up staying Bloodsy anyway.
'cause it's kinda cute, and really nice.
And I'm lazy.

you cant make anyone molest you kyle

youre just promoting rape culture with that sortve statement

i am curious what sortve scar remains

no it just is really close to "ring toss" in a cute way.

it wouldn't get me any more bothered than I already am. which is A LOT.

...

Dumb too, so it sort of stacks up!

Been better but much less tired now so pluses have begun some, how about you? Doing any better?

It reminds me of BC and kinda grosses me out

lmao
Probably not though it's not even bad but its still kinda embarrassing

Yup, it is.
And plus no kids allowed so I can be as vulgar as I like.

Maybe I'll save up and visit you and ruin everything you ever known, bardy senpai.

Work with me here, trace

I've heard of them through the gek interactions. I prefer Gek because I just loved their ships. I can't remember how much of their language I I've learned but I can guess what most of their dialogues are from what I've got.

I woke up today not in a good mood but I just got up and I don't know I feel like I can try to make it better.

I accidentally hit my hand with my hand that was hit

:^)
Maybe these chips are really cupcake flavoured.

I liked this image you posted

Unable.

We'll see, or else I'll bully you as punishment or something.

I'mma gonna err... clean up the whole house tomorrow myself; since I have the spare time and it is a crack den down here.

i suppose that explains the hesitation. im sorry if ive made you uncomfortable.

Isn't that why you have a nice boyfriend?

Ana

How do you manage to do that?

what's wrong? Help me help you

A girl. Typical.

I need to clean my room hardcore tomorrow.
And change my garbage, lol.

Nah it's cool man
Sorry for not showing you my dick tho

Just give it time I probs will end up showing it eventually once I get comfortable with it

a bit of lore that might be spoiled here so beawre before looking
from what I've learned from monoliths on Gek and korrvax planets The first spawn gek nearly decimated the entire korvax race with some kind of massive emp explosion So I am a little salty at them, but I do think they are pretty cute
The Vy'keen are so fucking weird though

he's a bastard man

jerks off stray dogs

...

What really pisses me off is that is fly season so SOMEHOW the tiny flies get the house for the tiniest reasons..

So yeah, BIG hardcore clean up for me too.

You can do it, Gogs! You're awesome like that

The collar and chains had me excited theeeeen I saw the knife, you aren't going to gank me in my sleep are you?

Nyet.

Do it right now you lazy sack of shit

Yeah I try not to spoil anything for myself but I'm under the impression those guys have been dicks to the korvax and gek because of their militaristic approaches.

Thanks spoilers, I'll try my best.

Both of you

...

They also REALLY hate the sentinals
Sentinals do seem to eb pretty widely disliked
but I don't think they are so bad
what do you think about them?

Fuck you, it is 12am here.
I'll do work in daylight.

that doesn't actually make any sense

and he didnt stop 9/11

Being an adult is suffering.

:^)

It's not as bad as I make it sound.

see

That was mainly towards Rin though
That nigga is a slob

You seem like the type of person who just lets their mess pile up pretty badly

I appreciate the idea that something out there is trying to preserve the beautiful planets but like damn they can be dicks when you're just trying to put food on your space table. I destroy them when I need to and hope they don't remember. I've only seen the giant walking ones once but ran because they are scary.

;-;

My apologises.
Bully him good, Soto.

Grandmas aren't girls.

...What the actual fuck

Awwwww mann I had just upgradedmy boltscaster so it had a shotgun a ways back and was feeling tough, so I started picking a fight with a few sentinals nd ran around until they called more reinforcements
The walker appeared out of fucking nowhere and if I wasnt close to a korvax building It would have wrecked me that laser it has is terrifying lol
and its pretty fast at moving

I am excited to see a four legged walker
only seen a two leg as well

I'm gonna bully him till his knees give out

its an addiction for him

I actually don't.
I normally keep my room fairly clean.

It's mostly all clutter that I should put away, but I'm not going to be reorganizing my room for a while so i's all finneeee.

Get in bb
We'll run away from our abusive addict spouses and start a new life together
you, me, and this car

So you're that kind of person, alright

I've seen the 4legs,they show up whenever I pick up gravino balls or void cubes. I have to either use the plasma launcher on them to disable then then kill or get the fuck out of Dodge.

That's terrifying lol
how do you farm those? Pick one up and kill the sentinals or run around and pick a bunch up?

where will we go

What kind of person?
I also use her Wasteland skin.

Golden Coral

You can do it, I believe in you

I hate to say this but would still cuddle

I forgot I was giving you an image.

I meant to give you this.

I usually try to see if I can pick up a handful of them at one go then just running of fighting. But tbh there is better money out there unless you can find a place that buys them over 100 percent

Is a good skin

I'm almost envious of him.

My grandma is like a huge neat freak almost to the point where its OCD lmao

I sorta got so used to living with it that I sorta became a neat freak too

It's nice always having everything all clean and in order
I can't relax when there's a mess, even if it is just clutter

Tell me what kind of person!

I was just kidding

Not bad at all

So you surrender to me?
Good. Now I will name my conditions.

...

They will call upon deaf ears

Fall, even

...

I'm a bit of a packrat, so I keep everything that isn't trash.

And I hate putting my books away, so I should really get a shelf for them.

Plus I have a small room and I habitually try to get all my furniture into it, instead of being a normal human being and realizing I need new furniture.

To answer your question.
You might wake up with a few nicks and cuts :^)

Best grind I've ever found was a planet loaded with sack venom
Made about 8 million in an hour or so and then foolishly left the star system because I wasnt happy with any of the ships there and needed a new one lol

Good thing you can read.
My demands are simple:
I want a hug.

relatable

Lemme see your room

you can hug this dick

Hiya

Neko.

The fuck is her eyes?

-yanpettu-

Tracy

Magic

-purrupurru-

HELLO

Ciao neko how is the day

I like Ban

...

I JUST ALMOST POSTED A PICTURE FROM THE WRONG FOLDER ENTIRELY AND THE PICTURE I'D'VE POSTED WAS EMBARRASSING NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I'M JUST GOING TO DELETE THAT NOW.

Ask again on wednesday and you might get a picture.

Oh that's sucks but you'll find another one.

If that's all then I'm sure there's no harm.

Cuts heal and I heal rather fast, I'm okay with this. Especially if you're willing to wear that :^)

Oh wait
my bad.

You have an addiction to folders and cum and they both need to stop.

Give me my hug then.

Whats the nicest planet you've come across?

Panties, black sweater and overalls?

Do I look like a farmer to you?

What is up?

I just woke up and I feel horrible
You?

Yep

I do not

are you surprised?

Why

Just woke up not long ago and I feel fantastic
I wish I could give you some of it
Why so horrible bud

Playing Gremlins Inc, listening to streams, boiling alive with this fucking heat. You?

Yes you do.

Yes, considering how we used to be.

Actually, I'mma see how much Runescape has changed.

All motivation and dedication for chatting with friends was sapped from me long ago

dying

send help

*hugs*

Humm, the second planet I visited had this lovely shade of yellow foliage that made the planet look really nice and feel great to move about on. If you look through my steam screenshots, you'll see some of the good ones I've been on. Also I've heard that the cost you get to the centre the better they are. That and maybe if you use a higher warp drive to explore systems beyond the reach of the regular path.

♥

youtube.com/watch?v=oSbljg7OcCU

I've been listening to this for too long.

Have fun

♥

No but aside from certain plowing, I really don't see why farming might come into play aaaand cute clothes are cute anyway lol

time for something new then.

WHERE IS THE RESCUE TEAM

I HAVE A CODE RED

CODE RED

...

...

I think I'll just do that
I really really love seeing what others find

Ive been trying to get to a blue star on the galactic map but it tells me I need a theta upgrade
even though it''s just the star rightt next to me
Lame as heck
I feel like the red stars and blue stars may have something iinteresting to them
but I've only ever been o the yellows :p

Lovely taste
this is one I havent heard in a good long while

I'LL PLOW YOUR MOTHER.

I was stuck for a name and felt like being autistic.

Apparently TERA is having a server merge.

that's a pretty big bulge
haha I'm talking like 100% PUFFY
VULVA

are you sure it's not maybe ;)
something else :)

...

You really don't want that.

Your next name is going to be assclown. I've decided it.

...

The loli korean mmo right?
it looks pretty pretty
but Ihavent ever played it tbh

Iunno i could not think of anything else

My body just feels sore and I am still really tired

Just relaxing

I do not!

...

Not my name you clod.

Ah.

If I know basic cosmology, the blue would be the hottest followed by red so maybe you have better minerals or harsher environmentments for tougher creatures.

If you ever do join me.
I'm thinking of leveling a mystic.

MANDY

:stopbully:

...

and so it begins anew.

Kinda wanna bully cupcake and pretend I'm Soto.

How are you, love?
I'm sorry I fell asleep on you last night.

that's the best feeling in the world friend
if you're able to lay in bed all day
got plans for the rest of it hmm?
maybe a nice massage would do you well

...

...

Go for it.

why would you need to pretend to be another person to bully someone who likes being bullied?

hmm that wouldbe a good point
Although hopeefully not littered with TOO much hot planets
Hottest planet I've found was near 340 celsius!

What's your opinion on that game? I've heard alot of good things about it

Mmhm

I did not plan to sleep as long as I did
I just have work later

I just hit five minutes, these drums are pretty nice.
How was work?

Spotify showed it to me, pretty happy about this. Really sounds great.
How ya been, Bard?

Danny boy
the piipes
the pipes are calling

Rin stop ;w;

So I have your blessing? Thanks.

To p-preserve my persona

If you can ignore the loli shit and weird cash shop items it's fun.

bump

Does this count as spamming?

Sure.

Shhh

It's ok. Sorry for falling asleep in you last night...

From glen to glen,
And down the mountain side!

the song is one of their best. one of the best from one of the best.

it was boring, but other than that just fine. how has your day been, ana?

what even is your persona?

yes, I don't really care, but I am done because I'm bored.

do ho ho

A typical Australian day :^)

Darling, please.
Let's save the saucy talk for when Cupcake can't see us being wild.

ah man its's a fantastic day and has been for the past 2 or 3 for me
I feel amazing, lucky enough not to work, well rested
Waiting to spend some time with my best friend

I hope your day is a bit of the same? : )

That one's always an unnerving feeling
Especailly if you're stuck going somewhere

You're always bored.

and you call yourself my friend.

...

not nearly as much as neko, but yes, a lot.

It's kind of like the morality of man. Riddled with layers and layers of complexity.

I wish I

How are ya sweet pea

too tired for this shit. post more bikinis.

You would taint it with your silly romancing of our interactions.

...

I'll keep them to myself. just lemme watch.

Mandy might need your help holding me down...

I do own a lot of rope.

BITCH I POST WHAT I WANT.

bleh

could sleep forever or didn't need sleep at all

Give me minus 10 any day.

Talk to him about it.
I'm sure he could make use of it.

no we must not let him know

...

You should have seen that wordplay coming from a mile away

bleh you

I can fucking feel you there

Me irl. Nice work

No fun.

...

Just because I did doesn't mean I have to be amused.

indeed

too tired for fun

Good girl.

headpats revoked.

That was good, right?

Yeah you are probably right...

Pretty good I suppose. Just got off work. Yourself?

cupcake so boooooring

telling me to shh? or falling asleep on squash? both of those you did expertly.

yeah I'm not on my a game today.

No you shouldn't have walked into it!

tremendous

I've wasted so many days just sleeping

You wouldn't dare.

But that's what I do best.

you really wanna roll those dice?

I have survived meeting the universe

stop being melodramatic you acid queen.

you ignored my post @ u
;w;

share with the rest of the class

Then again...I do always enjoy putting on a bit of a show.
Especially for you.

N-nyaa~

I am an outdoor cat^^

Rolled 20 (1d20)
Rolling dice is my specialty.
So yes.

Congrats.

aw I'm just elated today
No work
there's this fella I work with at work named Kailan, I was sort of iffy about him at first, but he always showed genuine kindness and was always making jokes and he sings out loud at work and so he really grew on my and about 2 weeks or so back he put in his 2 weeks and yesterday was the last day working with him
I went and shook his hand and told it was great working with him
While I was doing dishes he came up to me and
Man
this dude asked me if I was working on tuesday and he told me
He fucking told me he'd work for me
just out of the blue
I didnt even ask him
it really touched my heart something so little
I got to see my dad, I haven't seen him in a while
He's getting married soon, in a custody battle over my little brother sadly.
Plans on going to jamaica next year, and he's came in 2nd and 3rd in some martial arts tournaments he's in
He also does somethign called dragon boat racing up in miinnesota usually and he invited me to come visit for one but I was stuck workign that week

My best friend came and visited last night and gave me a weed gummy edible that I'm still feeling
I've taken a few hits today but I am pretty gone myy entire body feels exhausted and it's awesome
I'm really thankful to be in such an amazing mood and to have such good things happening right now

How are you my friend

I wanna know about your dreams :3

GET FUCKED CUPCAKE.
I ROLLED THOSE DICE.
AND I GOT A NATTY 20!

Would you purr if I pet you?

D:

Alright then walk right into my room! See you did it again, jeez

Where? Sorry I'm still pretty tired

you are adorable.

um. wow. holy shit. I am genuinely impressed. headpats reinstated.

That was a nice listen.

My day has been pretty decent, I handed in all the papers and tomorrow they should FINALLY unlock the last payment.
I have a feeling I already told you this.
Besides that I took a nap right before you went for work and I woke up too late, it's probably going to fuck me for the rest of the week.

That sounds pretty good dude, glad you're enjoying it.
I'm kinda the same, a little stressed from college stuff and deadlines but it's all coming together now. Besides that just watching anime and listening to music from the people here.
Not bothered to play any games. Too lazy.

I can't remember my dream today

and so modest about it

Thank you.

Glad to be back.

Not for you, no.

With a nat 20 you would pet their head so hard they died.

Rolled 4 (1d50)Lemme give that a try.

a while back idk :3

Elmers... I can feel my heart breaking. ;w;

Rolled 9 (1d20)
nice? hmph. more like best thing you've ever heard probably.

you mentioned all that, yes. it's good that you got it taken care of.

ha. I do that all the time. you gotta watch those stupid naps. always turning into sleeps before you know it.
and what did I tell you about that filthy mouth of yours?

that would be if I rolled one and I'd never get that lucky.

Hmm.

Remember that time you invoked RNGesus and got a natty 1?
That was beautiful.

Walking into rooms is fun.

I'm glad RNG let me have this one.

As always. :^)

How's y'er day?

Rolled 8 (1d20)
1d20 + hmm

yeah you got some crazy good luck skeelz.

in

But yeah, I am pretty much a pro.

And especially with me.

Dude that guy sounds like right proper gentleman. I wouldn't mind shaking his hand myself. I'm glad everything is going so well for you, bud, you certainly deserve it. And tell your old man I said congrats.

But how do you like feeling exhausted? My body feels all sore and I am falling asleep....

oh. ha, that totally slipped my notice. you are one delicious little tease. poor squash.

I'll be back later. If you're up in a few hours you might get a call from a very drunken Squash.

Rolled 90 (1d100)
I can only imagine how stressful college must be
and this year's just staring up huh...
I wish for a fortune of fortitude for you this year karen
What animu are ya enjoying tonight?

LAAAME!
next time you remember
I wanna hear :)

Shalom Elams, Hows' your day comin long?

yikes scanner
Here

let me show you how it's done

Whycome?

It was... interesting. And exhausting. And fractal-y.

How fares yours?

My bad, having a hell of a time right now lol

So are lewd things like cuddling

Too bad I can't get that on my attack rolls.
And the only time I get it on skill checks is when my skill rank is so high that I don't even have to roll.

3:

Pretty alright.
I feel kinda great, actually.

My dreams are usually all over the place and don't make a lot of sense so they are hard to remember

hmmm well
normally I'm not a fan of that exhaustion feeling
But It feels like my whole body is tingling and like my head has a pressure in it
not a painful one
just a very full feeling

This morning I couldn't drag myself out of bed for the life of me
Maybe you just eed a massage : )

you win some you lose some. out of all the times for rng to favor you, that has to be up there among the best.

...

Lewd cuddling ruins the spirit of cuddling, imho.

Calling the roll like that is always a beaut.

...

I should not be allowed around dice.
I am a weak boy posing as BEST BOY

...

Rolled 701 (1d1000)Out of 1 of a thousand sides, I get the worst one.

like the babe calling his home runs. truly legendary. we will remember this forever.

Rolled 10 (1d20)Natty 1 now?

700/1000 isn;t bad

Rolled 1 (1d1)nat one dimensional dice

I am awful.

Don't get too drunk, love...I don't want to worry.

I would literally kill for a massage.....

but after you killed someone
you'd need a nother massage to releive the stress

dunno, feelsbadman

good or bad? :3

in the most wonderful way.

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Damnit, I want a number one.

That's kinda gay bro

The best thing I've ever heard would probably be the Benny Hill Theme.

Yep yep, I meant to sleep for just an hour but turned off my alarm while sleepwalking and dreamed of waking up and having a conversation here.
Sorry about the mouth, I'll try to keep it under control.

Yep yep, especially the roundabout system they have here. Thank you for the kind words, I'll need em.
I'm probably gonna rewatch more of OniiAi to get more Ana pictures.
You doing anything besides chilling here?