What you Played, Expected, Got

The place that turns boring generic metroidvania into super meatboy clone. And you can't even leave it before beaitng making the whole metroidvania premise pointless.

Nothing of what you said makes any sense at all.

I just wonder if all these people shilling protecting HK all this time even completed the game.

Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure

Cyberpunk/pulp detective story involving a vast global conspiracy surrounding the work of Nikola Tesla

Cyberpunk/pulp detective adventure involving a former guardian of Tesla's work who: A) was driven mad by cryogenic sleep, B) uses Tesla's inventions in a mad plot to establish a connection between our world and the afterlife, and C) does so without realizing/caring that the device he's created will actually cause an EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM (though apparently Tesla himself did, according to the plot)

also a replica of the Wardenclyffe Tower plays a pretty major part in the end of the game

also also, the main components of the EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM device were things Tesla actually developed; to wit, Tesla Coils, the Teleforce Beam, the Wardenclyffe Tower, and the Spirit Radio (though the last of those is depicted as being a lot more complex than the actual Tesla Spirit Radio ever was, and I don't think the Teleforce Beam ever actually worked)

I'm not defending it. I'm just saying your posts are completely nonsensical.
Seriously, what's up with you?

Did you beat the game?

Yoshi's Woolly World's OST is so good.

Did you take your meds?
What area can't you leave in Super Meat Boy?

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This shit was balls to the wall hard

You can finish White Castle in an hour to an hour and a half if you're bad. If you're tragically bad it might take three hours. It's a small area, it's linear, there's even several area skips right inside it that can make it even faster. Unless you beat the rest of the game in under an hour somehow, bullshit. It's definitely not a big enough deal for you to claim that it was "most of the game" and to stalk every mention of the game itself to bring it up. Here's my time and completion without Trial of Fools and Grey Mourner.

I maybe exaggerated a bit, but no less than 1/4 of all my play time I spent in this fucking death trap.

Is there any game that isnt an tbs or fps with american soldiers on the other side where you get to play as a nazi?

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My hatred for this thing will burn eternally, literally any other movie game is better than this shit.

OC coming through.

That's a big PNG. Probably should have compressed it.

What's with the warframe shilling nowadays? We already established that it's shit other than the tits and asses.

I'm sorry I bought into cyber ninja meme.
I knew all of the drama around it, and put it off for this long.
With open world trailer I caved in and now am having lots of fun. Probably that thing baited a lot of people.
I'm not giving those evil devs money, I promise.

Who knows. Wasn't there a containment thread for them?

Sometimes I find it strange and hard to believe that every post is made by a real person.

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Warframe goes open world sometime later this year, fishing minigame and world bosses included.
These news caused a massive influx of new and old players back in.

sure why not

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What's with the decision tree? LiS only has one choice that matters and it's at the very end.

Literally could not be happier.

I still have the cart along with the snes.
Super comfy game actually thinking about it it could be very annoying

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LOL

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You and I both know it's just going to be another hub like the relays, and it's already a shitty brown&bloom world full of the same shit every open world game has these days. That is to say: pointless crafting, item scavenging, and a dozen "Raid this camp for a remarkably shitty reward". Don't pretend this won't be an unfinished pile of bugs and garbage.

This is why you never let a Russian make a war game because they will interject their mongoloid slav brain fantasies on how the winter war was just made up by nazi homophobic Ukrainian space reptiles.

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cool user, I never had a SNES. Too poor.

I did buy the cool sticker that came with the game off of eBay though. Still haven't found a sufficiently permanent surface on which to apply it.

That's what you get for not using a dark theme, faggot

I realize you made that as a joke but I really miss the times when you would buy a game after reading in the papers what kind of title you'd get, go back home with your copy and get exactly the kind of game you were looking for, more or less.

Holy shit is it still active? I remember playing the shit out of it back in 2014! The devs are making a new one too.

I thought they were reviving it and yes, it is still alive. There is a Steam group that announces whenever one of the burger servers has activity or certain gamemodes organised by the server (usually realism but sometimes special shit like a zombie event during Halloween). The devs even have a YT channel where they make announcements now.

Yes user, I was unforunately aware of these feels when I made the post. Kirby is really the perfect candidate for this template because his games have always been so consistently good. Using Dream Land 3 specifically was also intentional, as you could draw a straight line between the styles of Dream Land, Dream Land 2, and Dream Land 3.

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Many thanks to the user who made a thread about it.

I dont remember this game being so Hellknight heavy, or whatever you implied.
Been a long time since I've played it.

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I still dont understand how I enjoyed this shit more than the games from the past 10 years.

I played WoW: legion
I expected grinding and casualized game
I got grinding, casualized game, and fun

Oh trust me, the limited selection of enemy types due to low ROM size means the Hell Knights/Barons get carted out as the medium-hard enemy for 2/3rds of the campaign.

I should fix it though, since it should be a GIF like this

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Getting conflicting messages here.

Most disappointing release last year for me. I wanted a spiritual successor to RCT2 and Theme Park. Planet Coaster looked so promising until they announced Devuno being in the software. Everything else went downhill after that.

Trying to remove that stupid flag messed up my post. Meant to quote

From what i've played so far it was fun, there is a a nice balance of action and drama, my only nitpick so far was that shoehorned female hacker.

i thought the hacker guy in that was a fat guy with a bad leg

true for me if you put the "what i got" part into "what i expected" and then just leave the "what i got" empty

Ah yes, thanks for reminding me about the denuvo crap. I completely forgot about that since I only played the game for like 40 minutes before I refunded it.

It's the choice between these two and the woman is suppose to be better.

i wish i finished it once but i always ended up deleting my porn folder at one point in the middle and i just didn't feel like starting anew after the second time.

no, the hacker is a fat guy with a bad leg. she's just some shitty side character. more of a statistic than a character to be honest.

I enjoyed it, was as if Michael Mann made a video game.

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true, like i said it's a nitpick. But yeah, the image i posted does exaggerate the female hacker more than it should.

Her skill bars are more full, so of course she's a better hacker assuming you're okay with a smaller payout

don't get me wrong, i liked it, but coming from how epic chronicles was i was expecting so much more
it's like every riddick movie/game is practically it's own franchise, even though they keep trying to get them to work together

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Are there any well made modern simulation games ?

OpenRCT

Jesus fuck, are you niggers incapable of following good examples?

t. sub literate retail WoW player

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That weapon sounds shit and awesome at the same time, is just cause 3 better than 2? Aside from shit optimization I havent heard anything about it probably because denuvo wasnt cracked on it.

Any one of these that contains text beginning with "that one comic where…" belongs in the fucking trash, because you are breaking the greatest rule of any writing, that being Show, don't Tell.

The point is to make visual analogies not to just write descriptions in each panel.

It is, you have fun while the novelty lasts, but it simplifies destroying bases too much, but It's great for rushing through the remaining bases after you completed the missions.
I liked 3s setting more than 2 even when the landmass is smaller, I didn't have to use fast travel that much because of it, the environment was more interesting, I prefer comfy mediterranean villages and forests over a south east asian island, it lacks a fuckhuge city though, the biggest thing I missed was the mile high club but it's there, crashed in a remote corner
They also made driving feel better than in 2.
it has less vehicle variety, but I like the cars more, it's a mixed bag, but IMO 3 is better than 2.

I don't see the problem

Last game I finished

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I love that miku drum, 2qt.

I know it's from a theme game but i don't know the title, the drum, not miku.

太鼓の達人 たいこのたつじん, taiko no tatsujin, Taiko Drum master

It's not a kid, but a grown up man from San Francisco

The game has a solution for that

WTF user this looks like the greatest game ever made. You've just convinced me to get it.

Holy shit, that entire comic is great!

Fucking terrible, the second guy even admits he never played the game.

I wholeheartedly agree my fellow gamer.

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Battlefield 1

FUCK
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So fucking accurate

Thanks.

This also happens in most of wads tho. People love to spam those fuckers.

I still play PoE, but Scion is a really unlikable cunt.

Neo Drift out is better

Well, good thing that it's literally the worst class at the moment.

They're only making her Ascendant path less shitty. She'll still be a sjw-feminist bitch Witch is better. At least the Witch knows she's a horrible person, and not a complete cunt like the Ranger and Scion.

None of them will ever be the Templar so it doesn't matter.

Correct.

It's not even about the tone, it's really about having a game and knowing that it won't turn out as shitty, or have it have pointless drama in cartoony settings or that it's got half the story missing for later sequels or dlc.

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Very nice.

You forgot 15 fps.

It actually runs good now

It ran fine for me until second patch. 120+ fps with very little drops, to around 100 at most.

Enjoy my shitty OC
Best JRPG I've played in years

Is Robobot actually that good? I'm being forcefully taken to a video game store later to buy something for myself and I might grab it. I found Triple Deluxe a bit too slow.

First is last game I finished.

Ohhhh this post. This post 100%.
You win the internet for today.

R e a l l y ?

"Brevity is the soul of wit" is a statement that is lost on many regulars in these threads.

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The ones with picture salads are never funny.

Here I fix now you raff okay?

It's a very linear game, with linear storyline and dungeons.

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Who is this guy?

name of the game?

er, no

That's picture of Mt. Eiger in Germany, get it yet?

Explain, please.

I was just saying that fags from "Le indie SanFran community" behave like babies or are into degenerate diaper porn, nothing about the picture itself.

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Heh.. power rangers
quite accurate

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THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A DECENT GAME OF GUYVER AND THERE NEVER WILL BE

This was tricker than I thought

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