Noone is home and my keys are in the house
This sucks, but at least i found a """portable""" charger
Noone is home and my keys are in the house This sucks, but at least i found a...
Noone is home and my keys are in the house
ehhh I don't want that
but I am in a test mood
she looks okay
well I was just answering your question. from the looks of your list you already posted you would just put all the extra stuff that site has to choose from in the no column anyway, cutie.
Nothing was ever said so truer.
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired!
You're too sweet, Cup'. How're things on your end?
I gotta say I'm the least tired, physically, that I've been in a while. And I didn't even go to bed until 5am.
What's got you so knackered?
much better than the last time we spoke, thanks for asking. hopefully things pick back up for you.
but i want more lists/tests etc
My brother just explained some bestiality law to me.
I don't really keep anything like that on tap. you could do this one I suppose.
I'm sure they will. It's unfortunate that most of my favourite things are triggers for bad habits but I've fought it for a year now and I can fight it for another.
I already did that one
The Leeds Festival
Finished last night and drove straight home after the Chili Peppers finished their closing set. Got home at 3:30am
Fall Out Boy were perfect. Literally perfect. Considering when they were at the festival last 3 years ago they were bad/disappointing.Also managed to catch the secret [email protected] gig.
And glad to hear you feeling more spritely than usual.
very nice. so vanilla.
stay strong, amy. I'm glad you've managed to turn things around so much for yourself.
Half of the maybes are because I don't know what they are and can't be bothered to google it.
damn girl. you kinky as hell.
Well I gotta get all that dark shit out of me somehow.
What do you mean?
I told you I don't know any off the top of my head! use goggle!
missed the pain section
best to do it in a fantasy setting. I like to go on murderous rampages in some of my games once in a while, then revert the save, heh.
no to cock slapping
no to clothespins
get the fuck out
I guess so. I'm more angry than panicky at work now which I guess is sort of a step up?
tfw can't talk about triggers without worrying I'll sound like a tumblrite
goggles gimme test
I can't climax if I'm laughing, babe~ ♥
GIGGLES GOMME TEST
well, I spend enough time listening to youtubers talk about that shit to know when someone means the real thing, so you're safe around me at least.
cutting and blood are maybes
why are all of you so into bloodplay?!
Tbh, if I didn't know what any particular thing was, I just put maybe.
Like, the fuck is caning?
i wanna see new and exciting pretty pics
You can't pretend to be surprised.
With how often I threaten to cut people I'd figure most would assume I'd put them as yes.
I think I'm the only moron that googled everything
Working with people, especially retail, is the most angering thing ever.
there's nothing funny about smacking a guy in his cock
that's just sexy
Smacking someone. Hard. With a cane. Like they used to do in schools?
ah. that clears a ton of the list up.
caning is an extreme spanking. with a cane. it's supposed to be insanely painful. the few videos I've seen had the spankee bleeding a little with massive red lines across their ass, welts, bruises. really intense stuff, even more than I want and spanking is one of my all time top fetishes.
Also, blood is life.
So what's more intimate than sharing that life?
I guess that can stay maybe.
Jeez. You guys and your obsession with bodily fluids.
GOOGLES GRIMEY TOAST
I didn't think they were seriously something you'd be into at all. for me they are pretty definitely no. although thanks to a certain someone I know I have to at least try it once in the future. the sacrifices we make for love. ugh.
hows things, scoob?
I'd be willing to like, cut hands and mix blood.
like they do in the movies as a pact
gimme more tests googly
The fuck is sensation play?
I googled this, and I STILL didn't know.
I can't speak for the rest but as a (former?) cutter I'm just kind of obsessed with it.
it just creeps me out.
I am good, you you?
sensation play would be stuff like ice, feathers. sensations.
yeah. someone else I talk to a lot is the same way. it's just weird to me. I don't judge though.
I dunno what encasement is either.
Oh, hey, that pit under my sternum is back.
I know all those terms now
gonna go lie back down until work. see you guys later.
Murderous rampages are fun, but they tend to end the campaign is a sloppy manner - with the character dead.
I need to have this character become a god on earth, and spread her evil across the land.
exactly what it sounds like. being encased in something completely from head to toe.
That's not quite what I was getting at.
Okay that can stay a maybe too.
E-stim is electronic stimulation, right?
Like, running electricity through the body as a form of stimulation?
I can't really imagine what that is still.
They just... walk so slow. Why are they so slow?
No, it's funny. It's actually kind of hilarious.
Yan. How've you been?
Everything is strange right now, but since Snirnoff Cat is acting normal i guess it's just circumstance
tell me tell me
you're making it real hard to jack off here amy
pretty ladys with long hair and glasses and kewl clothings an uh... faces to adore...
hmm... umm.. and maybe collars? ^ ^;;
lethargic, shoulder and forearm achy from fencing with the bf, contemplating just reading for a bit
yey a cat!
what the test lacks most is the role of the act though.
like, I'd like getting facefucked but I don't see the appeal of doing it to someone
Well, it's kind of hard to explain what's going on in my head.
But it takes a lot of trust.
Trying to explain the appeal usually leads to people thinking I need to be monitored or molly-coddled, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
..but forget I said that
Most of the maybes that I put are for that reason.
So.... you like all my avatars?
As much as I love our weird little dance I'm actually beginning to feel physical... my feels are becoming physical feels.
.. well we can explore whatever we wanna.
we'll see where the border lay.
oh then it even makes for a guessing game.
I'm just joking
what are you talking about
Turns out mentioning that I'm struggling just makes the quicksand quicker.
talk to your therapist.
I don't have one any more, remember? I got better.
so get one.
but it'll cost ya
Have fun with your... art? I'm guessing it's art.
They are death incarnate
There are some really awesome customers, though, so it's not like it's total Hell. More like a really boring purgatory.
Lots of little things.
Lack of Amy.
Don't feel good irl.
Might be having a falling out with qt
Have you tried reenacting your favourite horror movie scenes?
I would but Brundlefly never actually killed anyone.
Fucking lol'd irl.
Name your price.
Atleast you dont need to killthem all then
I will nap now.
tyty, you're a doll <3
no scoob response
DAM'IT MONSTA, GET OFF MY THREAD
Don't be mean to my boyfriend, wife.
i got my shit slapped, as usual
i think i made a little progress in terms of technique tho
im currently flipping between hayek and browsing here, its about time i finished this book and moved on to something else
Who are they and why do they have your trip.
Wait, shouldn't you be in school?
Or did I misread something somewhere?
He is Tokai, my SO.
Because I gave him my trip.
it moved to tomorrow.
but I only said that when you weren't here yet.
gotta get that tasty literature
Oh oh, okay.
No you said that to me too but I misread it, or misinterpreted it.
Which seems to be a very common error for me.
Something the matter with that?
It's okai, we all do on the internet.
now that it's tomorrow I still can't relax so I'm doing weird stuff like finances.
I can switch to this one if you want.
Not that weird.
And something that is handy to do.
This is always in my recommended feed.
And I always watch it.
only one rin trip now
NOW I AM THE PRINCESS OF CANADA
It is weird for me, cause I'm bad with numbers.
but it's really enlightening.
I cut a lot of costs this way.
My name is Blood-chan now.
Wow way to dis those starving people in shit countries.
You're not Wish
SHE ABDICATED AND DIED
GIVE IT UP
I don't even like that guy.
I'm glad he's gone.
I was using Bloodsy earlier this morning too. :^)
I'm good with numbers, usually.
They have their problems, I have mine.
What's new in the world of Clockwork?
You GOTIS drone fuck.
There are no girls on Holla Forums.
Only "girls" and >girls
Grim's not here to miss her
what does a princess do?
heheh I know,
but I won't bore you with my own numbers.
Any girls we have get driven away by their own GOTIS drones.
To be fair that was usually mostly Grim tho.
I don't know.
I'm going to be heading out after this coffee.
What does "GOTIS" stand for?
I think I've moved back a step in grief.
Apparently Scoots does. Sad imo tbh.
It's really obvious.
He documented his 'periods'.
Girl On The Internet Syndrome
Wanna talk about it?
..well you should be knowing what that is.
fun fun, stay safe
ehh thats more gender
Girl On The Internet Syndrome
It's a common affliction in places females rarely visit that affects both genders.
YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME!
I'M GOING TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC LOOKING FOR PIKACHUS!
It's just a mess I'd rather keep in my head.
Girl On The Internet Syndrome
It's honestly pathetic that this is even a thing.
Like it shouldn't even matter; they're never gonna get the "pussy" anyway. At best they might get "nudes", but why would you even work for it when you can literally look it up on google.
If you're sure.
If you ever will to talk, Goggles, I'm always open.
It's usually considered the 'female''s fault for allowing it to happen.
Tsuchi seems to be a rare case of an "ironic" GOTIS drone and you don't even have GOTIS.
Yes! it's your thing
Because you said please.
Aren't smiles and Tsuchi dating?
Or just "dating"?
A very special island is inhabited only by knights and knaves. Knights always tell the truth, and knaves always lie.
You meet two inhabitants: Peggy and Zippy. Peggy tells you that “of Zippy and I, exactly one is a knight'. Zippy tells you that only a knave would say that Peggy is a knave.
Can you determine who is a knight and who is a knave?
Apologies, I forgot to link.
Thank You but I don't know why I just don't like holding my problems out for people to see.
I thought that was just people making fun of him for being semi-decent to another human being.
read any locke?
From what I can tell, as long as Zippy is a knave, Peggy can be either?
They're both knaves.
It's alright, it happens..
It's common to be like that.
What are your plans for the day?
I forget if I asked.
I honestly could not begin to know.
Well considering I still can't really relax I'm doing the things that are handy to do but I normally do rarely.
organise things and stuff, plan stuff like a trip ahead. basically just bringing schedule back in my life.
I couldn't picture another person being remotely attracted to him.
smiles "dead niggers for miles" is obviously just as bad as tsuchi
I'm trying to do that very same thing.
I set, like, seven alarms.
I skipped stretches and exercises day 1, rip.
And I'm late for wlaking but once I finish coffee I'm going to get ready and head out to do that.
I have seen stranger things happen, honestly.
It most definitely is the "females" fault in most of those circumstances. If people weren't so concerned with bring the most popular kid in the group this wouldn't even be an issue.
Yep, but we have more fun taking the shit out of each other than anything else.
smiles "dead niggers for miles"
really got me
we can both do this.
want me to do that thing that I also do with the brushing?
Smiles doesn't come in and make Jay Leno quality quips about every faggot in town like he's the snarkiest most sarcastic commentator on God's Green Earth.
Being a racist is okay. You have no idea how stupid and self-destructive and selfish most Blacks are in America.
E tu Brute
i don't speak spanish
but if i did i would say et*
What's the thing you normally do while brushing?
I refuse to take that as a knight statement.
I knew I was forgetting something. Where would I be without you, Loco? Thank you.
do the parental pressure thing , so even if you do I still remind you everytime.
or was that with breakfast
You could but most of my "schedule" happens while you're in school.
I don't even think it's a popularity thing tbh, though I'm sure it's a small part of it.
It's just the "Oh wow, a person with a vagina, how magical and special" mentality of these surplus virgins that enables it in the first place.
He rarely raises any good points against you imo. I don't see the challenge/appeal in it.
You and everyone else who has Netflix.
I can bug you afterwards and see if you didit.
then you can bug me about things, and we'll keep balance in the force
I did that misreading thing again.
Never mind, Smiles, sorry for calling you a knave.
Even a dumb animal has the sense not to go where it's obviously not wanted.
Maybe that's a good idea.
I'll get it to you sometime, bug me if I never do.
Read latin to me, smiles senpai
I'll put that in my schedule
Don't mention it. Some of the funniest people I know were knaves, though I wouldn't want to lend them cash.
He hits harder when we're talking in private.
Since claiming dominion over me he has been more kind in public towards me.
I would admittedly butcher the language.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
'aight, I'm gonna >>/out/ until I get back.
Knights and Knaves are some of the funnest puzzles to me.
Sounds like a plan.
Lactose intolerant spinach, voyboy cilantro
Since claiming dominion over me
Do you have low self-esteem or something?
it'll be good.
have fun dear.
I just now realized how self demeaning that sounds.
Yeah, I probably do, but I tend not to focus on it and instead focus on my tasks at hand.
But it would be glorious ^^
also you cannot kill what is already dead
How very Mormon of you.
i remembered to sit in the back of class today
someone entertain me
imouto is selling her car
tells me this filthy muzzie comes to make an offer
"Eh, well, it has a scratch on it, and it does not have TVs in the head rests like I expected, so I will give you a thousand less than what I agrees to."
she tells him no, all features were listed, price was already marked down for damage
fucking haggling piece of shit muzzie
Why do you need TVs in your headrests if you're just going to blow the car up anyways?
if she was stupid enough to take the offer thats what she deserved
why is it the person's fault for trying to save money
oh she said no i misread
still cant blame them
Because haggling isnt a western cultural norm because they are corporate cucks
He already agreed to $6400 over the phone and was supposed to just be coming to pick it up.
this is a story
pretty normal for buying a car
what car is it
Hey qt yeah theres somethin i want to say
Maybe one of these days I'll give it a shot.
I guess I'm more similar to them than first imagined.
The muzzie isn't at fault for trying to save money, but the fact that he was trying to further negotiate a previously agreed upon price is just wasting additional time of the seller. I do a lot of selling on Craigslist among others that you have to actually meet IRL, and it always makes me want to cancel the entire deal if we negotiate for an hour on phone or text and then you come to my house and try to beat me down further. Unless specifically mentioned before them coming over it's just rude.
kewl person that notices me
i was unaware that there was a previously agreed upon price
Id certainly be intrigued to hear how it turns out
now i can take a peaceful nap~
2008 Honda Civic.
She ended up getting $5600 for it.
Don't be too harsh on yourself
Patchy protecting the peppers
paying more than $5000 for a civic
Marisa on a trip
From what I understand CarMax was having some sort of 10% bonus special event.
burn all touhoes at the stake
Yeah she got lucky.
is that bloodsy trip rin or someone different
desu buy my a plush and i will take pictures of it doing things
How are ya?
Not so bad.
Only give me attenshuns and not Luke.
It'll be funny :3
But Luke is one of my favorites to bother.
This is indirectly bothering.
Also I'm your most favorite.
This is utterly disgusting and depraved.
Paper towels are NOT effective coasters.
Wow, what an adult.
implying you use coasters you heathen
I am literally everyones favorite.
Plates also in direct contact with the table. Going to regret that when their table is fucked.
idk wait for me to get paid, the cheapest is like 60$
Too lazy to set the table..
I bet Boo is your favorite.
Also a table cloth would be nice
Goggles is my favorite.
y-senpai notice me
No, take it back. ;__;
Dude, shut your face hole. I do too.
Good point. It's like this poor table is being murdered before our eyes and we're powerless to stop it.
Setting the table is literally the only thing that sets us apart from wild animals. I eat at the kitchen counter standing up, so take my criticism with a pinch of salt.
Cuppy is my favorite.
qt is my favorite.
Amy is my favorite.
Moogs is my favorite.
Sabs is my favorite.
Erin is my most favorite. (enjoy your email hunni)
Okay I'm sorry please don't crai
Am I your favorite?
Bleeblap bloop babbadoodad? See, I can make up words too!
This is my Tinder profile pic
That is because you are a poopiehead
....maybe not quite.
tell me a story
Once there was an ugly barnacle...
He was so ugly that every one died.
holy shit this class
we are literally doing binary/hex to decimal in a sophomore computer engineering class
if i didnt have a lab after this i would just leave wtf
Not my fault.
You aren't receptive.
It's Boo's biography.
uve made my dreams come true babe
boo dont listen to him ur a qt
why dont you neck yourself already you obsessive creep
Calling it like I see it.
I look like an makeshift ISIS
Aöso what the fuck is this failed to resize image bullshit?
Neck yourself on my dick.
literally all he does is talk about me like wtf
blankposts everything i say
talks about me to people the second i stop posting
and only talks about me in discord
whats the point???
Boo just kill yourself
I did not expect to make it this far.
I mean, if that's what you want to think.
its literally all you do
whats your problem man? ive done literally nothing but try to get you to stop and you just keep going
its been such an annoying fucking ride
It's sad how hard Boo tries to be murder just because he has literally no friends.
Fucking Sci tier trash.
I mean it must be difficult to be a shut in autismal jewfro with no friends.
its literally just you yan
you post memes with literally 0 (you)s each time because erin dumped you or something
then i have this passive aggressive little cunt commenting on literally everything i say? for what purpose? did i murder your fucking dog?
did i give you autism scoots? what's the point? it's not my fault youre a dwarf looking freak living in a basement
have the fucking threads, man, this shit blows
Most everyone I talk to agrees you have been the passive aggressive one.
For someone who makes fun of most everyone you sure do have thin skin.
Huh, a member of the band has actually commented on that video.
Passive aggressive blank post.
boo please dont grim
this place will /actually/ die
Boo, please just fuck off outta here forever. You arent wanted. Go run to the legaybutt board with ghostie you unwanted skingbag of trash
lol really? thats interesting
Scoots, how soon 'till I can add you back on Steam so it doesn't look like it's too soon to crawl back?
its been a while.
I've been heartbroken.
Yeah the guy posting as Rick Cuevas. Seems like he is happy that it has been posted.
Grim never left, don't be fooled.
man he sound like an absolute cheeseball in the comments lmao
makes me like the song even more
yeah but he isnt posting atm
So far I only know he goes to TC.
thats cuz hes always in our hearts
Older people often seem to type/text weirdly. I think some of them just don't get how certain types of typing will make you come across.
hes always in our hearts
sure i see that like theyre tone deaf in webspeak. glad im young so i can be super HIP online.
so how was the move
I've never actually heard his voice.
Luke post tummy
I demand belly images.
i didnt think you liked bears :^)
Only one way to find out
i want a filet o fish
inb4 he comes crawling back later tonight or tomorrow
Don't eat junk food, you lazy bum.
acting like it never happened
he smoked too much weed agen
I feel so bad for his dad/grandma, having to take care of a grown adult.
It's not as bad as what Grim does since he's a recent pre-school graduate, but he obviously plans to NEET at least all Fall semester like he's entitled to mooch off his family.
He did get memed pretty hard.
And I am pretty sure he just lurks all day anyway.
That or he has the name e-mail thing.
Or try to erp with trannies on mtfg
pc dead bye
You want to get memed kiddo?
Hit me with your best shot
I lack any kind of copy pasta for this.
Art thou enraged, my brother, for I style upon thee?
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on Holla Forums. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you
wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's f*ck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking sh*t wait that was you f*cking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you f*ck america and f*ck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo f*ck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries f*ck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it