I need a fucking explanation as to why the minimum breast size in character creators is so often a C Cup...

I need a fucking explanation as to why the minimum breast size in character creators is so often a C Cup, and why even characters that are mockingly called "flat chested" are B cups at best. I need a reason why nearly-flat non-loli ladies don't exist other than large breasts being the world's most prominent fetish.

And for that matter, why are particularly large video game breasts – even to this day – always impossibly perky? Why do they have no weight or softness to them whatsoever? It's not like it's impossible to emulate softness or weight, I've seen it in things like Honey Select and yet in games that are well-known for their large breasted women the titties are always magically and impossibly perky for EVERY GIRL? Are plastic boobs really that enjoyable to look at for normalfags?

hello, anita

he's complaining about breasts being too small you tard…. i think

i want a game that lets me make a functional character with ZZ cups without fucking clipping everywhere and a 20" dick with balls the size of soccerballs

I'd also like an explanation for why breast sizes in between loli and C cup are so rare.

Contrary to popular belief, there is a grey area in between loli-flat and mega milk and there are people who like breasts in that area.

There's even a medium_breasts tag on Danbooru.

Maybe expand your horizons? I hope then you will stop spouting nonsense.

Large breasts in vidya are often weightless and impossibly perky. That gets some people off, I get it, but it doesn't do it for me.

Image related, what true cowtits should look like.

You gay.

If I'm gonna go loli I want a chest flat enough to iron clothes on and narrow hips.

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Because perky a best and you have shit taste OP.

They do in Senran Kagura and Dead or Alive.

Is that how they actually look in game? If so that's fucking terrible, they're half circles.

I think I've heard that Omega Labyrinth Z is set to go all the way to Z (being a sequel to a dungeon crawler with a breast expansion mechanic). Not sure about clipping though.

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source?

Looks like Honey Select.

At that point you may as well go for shota.

Just throwing it out here, but it might have something to do with the low average breast size in Japan. Those lucky bastards get to see small breasts of all sizes all day every day. To them, the massive cowudders are more exotic and to be lusted after in things like media. Perkyness and artificiality is likely just developer taste, or catering to normalfags.

Also lazyness in programming. I might be speaking out of my ass, but isn't it easier to make an attractive female model (with breasts) simply by making them bigger? It's comparatively tougher to get a good well-proportioned body size with loli boobs that even normalfags would find appealing. At least so I think. It's not like I know jackshit about the technical details.

It's a multifaceted problem. I didn't even mention certain (((narratives))) trying to push against it.

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yes, this is exactly what i want.

shota don't have vaginas.

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Why are those boobs defying gravity?

People just don't appreciate sagginess.

sagginess is gross

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i just wanna make kino

They're like those in Persona games

Hey buddy, the CoC thread is two blocks down

Fuck you.

Fuck You

fuck you

Blame ausfalia. Too small is pedo, too big is pedo for reasons i cannot fathom.

As a giga milk fancier this brings me only pain.

sagging_breasts armpit_hair

"A" - Cup breasts and smaller are banned in Australia in case it may encourage paedophilia.

no wonder their citizens just shitpost all the time, their internet is too slow to do anything else, all porn is grounds for jail time, and leaving the house results in death

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Must be hell to be a petite female in Australia

Tax payer funded breast implants for all women with A cups or smaller in Australia.

the first two are good, last one is meh

Yeah. I've just been starting my gigantic breasts folder, so I don't have many good ones.

to avoid clipping?

kek
DFCFAGS BTFO

pointy a best, rare too

Because slant-eyed chinks have never seen real breasts that large. All they've seen is saline-injected bubbletits.

I want >>>/hyper/ or a similar board to get back again, I need my yuge-but-not-obese women fix quick

And like everything it's Melbourne's Fault
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO NUKE THEM OFF THE MAP

I like titties

WOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON

Going to steal the name.

me two user.

Best kangaroo

All right Marche yeah, we get it.

Not enough, they need to be bigger.

cunt sydney alot shiter the melbourne, but yeah i still agree tho

Estrogen mimickers maliciously included in everything from food to plastics in order to suppress testosterone in males have a side effect of creating larger breast in women along with greater female aggression+hysteria. As such, a B cup is the most common "flat" chest you will see in countries that do not ban xenoestrogens.

oh i get it, its essentially a nigger cat

Retarded hipster faggots imminent.

Remember to love nice big titties.

Clipping won't be an issue, because the characters in Omega Labyrinth are 2D drawings animated with Live2D. They actually redrew the breasts at the various sizes (with varying degrees of clothing destruction as a side effect), rather than just resize them, so it always looks good.

The down side: there are less breast sizes than advertised, as the change of sprite only occurs every 4 cup sizes or so - every time you "bust up" you get the stat increases and the "growing" animation, but they just kind of throb and don't actually grow visually larger.

Contrast Genkai Tokki Seven Pirates, which also features a breast expansion mechanic but uses 3D models, and sadly looks ridiculous - you tend to end up with zero-G, rock-hard torpedoes.

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I… honestly don't know what to say.

But I think I got a chubby…

Have some pics from my huge collection of a few years.

might be hot if it wasn't a) fake and b) censored

That's not how nipples work

you sick fuck

THE DREAMS OF THE PAST BECOME REALITY
THE FUTURE IS HERE

Goddammit Marche

Don't make me relapse

Because realistic-looking breasts are soft and squishy, which is very hard to simulate in a video game. It has to have enough polygons to deform realistically and react to movement at a decent framerate. Maybe in a few console generations this will be achieved (along with realtime fluid physics) but until then don't count on the average developer devoting a lot of time to boobie bouncing.

Disgusting.

Breasts were a mistake.

By no means, I've been around too long and seen far too many grotesque bags of fat ruin far too many otherwise perfectly fine female bodies. Mastectomies should be mandatory, God fucked up and we should pick up his slack.

Normalfags have shit taste (duh)

You know you want to

all we need now is breast wombs and were good to go

Anyone have the webm of nanashi's erogame RPG? The one of the huge titted exhibitionist bunny girl.


Only got a half. If only the girl didn't look so dead inside and the guys weren't so disgusting.

got any more

I know what webm you're talking about, but I don't have it saved.

Actually, xenoestrogens are often weaker than actual estrogen. That would result in smaller breasts than usual since xenoestrogens tend to replace estrogen rather than work together with them.

I was beginning to wonder why I carried all these videos on my hard drive when I barely ever posted them.

Fuck what is wrong with me.

Judgement day cannot come soon enough.

Seconded.


Thanks user.

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What

Are those marshmallows?

has anyone in this thread like giant tits on 3d, or is it strictly on anime tiddy? I can enjoy some large anime tiddy, but ive experienced DDD and above on 3d, and boy is it disgusting. Youve really gotta clean the bitch up before doing anything, lest you get a whiff of dead skin that hasnt been cleaned in weeks.
And don't even think about going down on her, either.

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3dpd is 3dpd at any breast size.

because sick fucks like you would pretend A cups are children and masturbate to them.

I got you user. Please paste your waifu's face into the blank.

Those boobs make me sad

Is that bridge suppose to be a hymen?

That is the inside of her womb. Those are fallopian tube piercings.

There was this one girl in high school who had done dancing and sports since she was in preschool and was incredibly fit and thin. Her breasts, however were so large that she ended up having to quit all of that and she was bullied for being a slut even though she was one of the purest girls I knew. Most girls with large tits are disgustingly fat, but this girl was basically an opai loli and had guys fapping to the thought of her every night. I had been since elementary school. I found out later she had breast reductions done after high school.

So you are saying you had sex with her.

What the hell is this thing?

I'm saying no one did. I knew the people who had the best chance and tried. She was the unobtainable goddess of perky tits.

Pick one and only one
C cup best cup, anywhere between 32-34C is perfect.

This is a fucking outrage

I don't understand, you don't like massive perky tits on small girls?

I implied that those are mutually exclusive things, user. You cant have a pair of D cup or higher breasts be perky, physics dont work like that. Just because she wore sports bras that gave the illusion or perkiness, doesnt make them so.

alas, such a thing is mere fantasy.
not that I mind, though

That's real porn, user.
It is evil.


HAHA WHAT
WHAT IS THIS

That's what made this pair of tits so special, they basically defied the laws of physics to the point where I have never seen such beautiful lumps of fat on anyone else in my life. They were one of kind and haunt a lot of different men to this day.

Sure user, just like the tooth fairy and santa claus. You can take the rose tinted shades off, and face reality, now.

Its a video user. An mp4 to be specific.
There isn't a game or anything to download.

Perky IS best, but anything that doesn't look like it SHOULD be perky is automatically disgusting regardless of whether it is or is not. This is why small (but not necessarily flat) is best.

My preferences change faster than the seasons, I can see both sides of this.

I'll be honest, that thing looks terrible.

Yes, but if it didn't have the awful ass-holes, then it'd look great.

I like it.

There is a myth that bras actually effect breasts negatively?

I think the point is to make your ass look less flabby while wearing pants.

Its meant to emphasize the ass, as to make it appear larger and/or perkier. Its not meant to actually be seen.
There's a fuckton of products like this that are meant to emphasize literally every part of the female body.

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that's not a myth; bras make larger breasts sag eventually because they're not forced to develop the musculature required to hold them up naturally.

if she's flat though, obviously she'll never sag and pretty much doesn't even need a bra.

further proof that DFC is superior.

Needs one if she wants to wear a sheer top or if it's cold outside.

i repeat: women don't need to wear bras.

dude shut up i want to see some nipples in public!

Yeah, I prefer smaller, natural breasts in real life too, but your example there is a wacky anime beat-em-up about magical ninja schoolgirls with mega jugs. You chose the most extreme example possible. Are you actually going for the "muh realism" case here?

When it comes to video game physics, we want something satisfying not something "realistic."

Look at any game that has glass shattering physics to see what I mean.

This would only be the case if the woman is a lazy shit. If she's going to do any running a bra is necessary to prevent premature sagging.

Is this a picture of detroit?

The perfect life form

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Oww.

Time to put my training to the test! Here's hoping for no crazy hard dialogue and kanji-usage.

Cumon pleb this is baby shit
Clockwise

No, nigga, I meant the full doujin. Of course I could read that page.

Soon

What do the tags look like on sadpanda? Thats the most important question

Taken from Nhentai since I don't really use the pandas these days, but nothing truly outrageous.

Need a typesetter?

Totally acceptable and might check it out myself. Does nHentai have its own registry, or does it carry off another site?
No bully, been using sadpanda for ages

They actually did it, the absolute mad men.

No clue. I'm pretty casual about my porn. I just use whatever I hear about that has a good selection and ends up being convenient. Tsumino is pretty good too.

Nope.

Although I suppose the vagina at least won't have teeth that can malfunction and chomp your dick off. That's a plus.

You ruined sex robots for everyone.

As opposed to the solid bone skull of a real person. What difference does it make?

The solid bone skull is controlled by a relatively less malfunction-able and hack-able than the robot that is driven by mindless motors.

When the bone skull starts applying too much teeth, the owner of the skull can be reasoned with.

At the moment i dont think the intention is for you to put your dick in that mouth. Also the stepper motors they use for the jaw clamping function probably dont have the torque to cause any real damage. Without serious gearing youd be surprised at how weak small steppers are. 15kg is the usual load bearing for hobby actuators.

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Calm yourself. It's not finished yet. If you want hard core steppers that can bite off your dick then give it time.

The word you're looking for is sphere. Hemisphere for that matter.

Its purpose isn't putting your dick in it….

It's a robot with a woman's face. At the very least, the manufacturers would be massively negligent to not facilitate the fact that I am going to stick my dick in it.

I guarantee that they will, when it's finished. It's still in prototype.

You are a man of fine taste.
BEST WAIFU

Also, she isn't wearing men's clothing since it used to belong to her master.

this kino meme is out of control

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Kino is the name the main character of the manga that was posted.

Too bad it's not a real game.

It's a light novel series, the manga was just a recent thing, it doesn't even adapt the LN accurate enough, making light tweaks to shorten stories, changing character design, etc.

2003 anime did a better job in certain aspects in my opinion.

Nice trips.

fuck, didn't mean to double space

everyone laugh at this person for not recognizing Kino

I actually thought it was a manga cover that was posted, turns out its just fan art.

at least call me a nigger for not digging deeper into this
after reading posts and threads about this "kino" aesthetic or whatever I've grown tired of seeing this term
pic related, it's me

There's another?

I thought this only happens in Japanese hentai doujins. It looks like the weird part of anime became real.

"Kino" is just the latest slang word. It doesn't have any significant meaning and nobody over the age of 21 uses it.

An anime television series adaptation titled Kino no Tabi -the Beautiful World- the Animated Series will premiere in October 2017. It will be animated by Lerche and produced by Egg Firm. The series is directed by Tomohisa Taguchi, with Yukie Sugawara supervising scripts and Ryoko Amisaki designing the characters. Crunchyroll will stream the anime.

Kino is just a low-budget filmmaking movement, with occasional avant-garde undertones. There's nothing special or particularly noteworthy about it compared to any other film movement, Holla Forums niggers just like the term for some reason.

Oh I recognize Kino

The fuck do you want? A mushy, rubber skull?
Is that your fetish ya slut?

I want to do this. I don't know why, but I have to do it before I die.

Because flat-chested girls are genetically inferior.

If your waifu is a flat-chested girl then I hope you will fap over her and your childrens' graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.

You just want to make /cuteboys/ don't you OP?

How so? It's not like bigger tits produce more milk or anything else advantageous like that.

bitch i'm half irish, i could survive the winter naked

and so could my perfectly flat waifu.

Great taste, as proven by your dubs. Reverse traps are far too rare.

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Potato nigger!

There's a difference.

Hahaha'! Begone half breed, only when you're so pale that you actually give other people sunburn in summer then you may join the tribe of alcoholics!

They aint boobs they're blebs

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Oh shit same here, I had one of these too, a moody looking blonde, almost too tall but went from nothing to 34Ds in the space of half a year, goddamn, a choir of dicks were aching to break her in but she went unfucked until we left. She also had tit reductions later and the last time I saw her the sort-of-cool sour expression she had in school had etched on her face like chopping board.

Early-pretty ones get tend to get old fast.

men will buy into robots with sex bots as the bait just like how they bought into the internet with porn as the bait without realizing what monster they're creating.

Do you have any information on which diet can counter this, anons? Its extremely interesting to see the connections.

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If you guys weren't such 2D cucks i'd release nudes of a girl with DDD cups.

you can keep them

I'm probably wrong about the size.
She has massive cow tits.

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You can keep them, they probably smell like well used men's briefs, with all the sweat and dead skin. 3dpd is fucking gross, lad. Please lurk another 2 years before posting ever again.

They're weren't originally 3dpd.

We're not getting "freed" from them, they're replacing real people with secretly compromised machines.

Look at all the information selling going on, there is no way they're going to sell us Machine wives without some invasive data mining or surveillance agenda..

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Fuck those faggots. I want to see tits. 2D, 3D, I give no fucks. Boobs are boobs. That is all that matters.

>>>Holla Forums
And stay gone

>>>/reddit/

and go jump off a cliff onto a bed of a thousand dicks, you flaming faggot

disgusting

please leave

join

you cockboy

Need an ice pack for your anus? You get banned off your favorite 3d nude sublebbit and need fap material? Well, that's too bad, this isn't Holla Forums or /s/. Fuck off

if you enjoy 3D then you don't belong here

fag

ThE WORK OF ONE WhO CONSORTS WITh BEASTS!

just go back to reddit already

you say that but your own insults are too funny to actually offend anyone

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Haha you really crack me up my dude.
Go the fuck back to reddit, before you get banned from here as well
:^)

Fake tits have been so advertised by the media and porn industry that normalfags don't know what actual tits look like.

I like small tits.

it's spoilered so it won't bother us

The women you posted dont bother me, but i am worried about your taste in 3d if you think women with that fucked up of faces pass for fapbait in your life. Do you go to clubs and pick up roasties as well, because muh tiddies?
Thanks for coming clean that youre a redditor. Now please go back to your home, and never return to this place.

What you and the rest of the thread need is a bullet to the head.

only like 2 of those pics are good

no, but your selection of images makes me think you only just learned how to wank a week and a half ago

You are aware you can be filtered, right? Which is what I will have done after posting this, despite your decent taste in tits.

That's kinda hot

No, not really. Your taste in fapbait is so basic and uninspired, i really have to agree with that you must have started fapping a week or so ago.
>>>/reddit/
Also, underage b&, you autist

it's fine because i can't see them as long as i don't click the images

what are you doing down there onii-chan

A man of true taste.


When criticizing someone it might be better to not post furshit, glass houses and such.

Also since this is apparently a dedicated lewd shitposting thread I'll leave this here
Trigger warning: this is 3DPD, if you're an /a/utist don't bitch if you click it

that's fine, someone will eventually call the mods and get these pics spoilered

I agree, there is nothing more beautiful than the motherly type

But how else can i really activate his almonds? Ive gotta see how he likes the bait
/ss/ is cute, but kinda pedo tbqh oniifam
Thanks for placing yourself into the oven, (((chaim)))

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Nevermind her disgusting body, that face is hideous. It's fucking ghastly, like she's about to shed her mortal frame and slurp out my soul.

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I need the title of this one post-haste, to personally verify for NTRness or something.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/noose/
>>>/oven/
They just started airing a mid budget cuckoldry anime just for fags like you, Louie. Cant you, you're wife's children, and your bull go and watch that in peace?
The rake awaits you, leaf

I can't remember the name but it's about some dad taking away his son's gf, turning her into a slut and I think it ends with his son killing himself as he's kept being sent videos of his gf sying how much she loves cocks.
Such a waste of animation.

Can't make this shit up.

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Anything lower isn't a tit. It's just bone, skin, and muscle.

B cup is still tits in a way
A-cups are just buds that can be cute in their own little way unless the person is over 23

sauce on third pic?

dunno the cups but i got to get a grope of a girl who was like 27 who had pretty small breasts, felt great, made me a believer in flat (but not loli). no i didn't fuck her, full story is lame

I'd definitely take smallish breasts on a good frame than way too big breasts for sure though

here's enough images to help in reverse image searching

I stopped once he got the dick out.


Isn't it the opposite? I thought that bras made tits more rounded because they got the support whereas the lack of bras or of improper size cause sagging.

well that was easy, thanks.

I said 23 from experience that most flat-chested women I knew turned into SJWs or snowflake WACKY RANDOM XD sluts


It was one of the best things 2012 had to offer

I share your pain.

large breasted women i've known tend to never shut the fuck up about their boobs cuz like many women they have no personality beyond their looks


women are difficult fucking creatures

Such a fucking waste. I will show you.

Bras do the lifting for you, so women who have small/medium size tits wont develop the muscle for keeping them up, leading tk gross sag later. This is moot point for cowtits, as they are so heavy that a woman cant develop the muscle needed without getting /fit/ first

You feel it too, don't you?

Why is there so much of this? Is it because of nisemonogatari?

Women with big tits tend to flaunt them and humblebrag about how much suffering their big tits give them. Women with smaller tits have massive inferiority complexes about them. I was involved with a girl once who had something like mid Bs, they were totally acceptable and fit her frame to a T. They were absolutely fine but no matter how much I told her not to worry about them, I could tell it was a giant insecurity she held for her entire life. I think she was picked on when puberty hit and other chicks started growing. I also found out later that he first boyfriend at sixteen was some spic who later got hooked on coke, and then some time after that an even worse thug, and both suggested she get a boob job, which didn't help with her complex.

I got sick of that shit ten years ago

UHGUHUAHAH BACK HURT AH OOF AHH MEN LOOK AT MY BREASTS AH OOF

also true, two girls i tried to date would never shut the fuck about their breasts, but at least one of them let me touch her lovely small breasts, it helped she had a pretty good body on her too which made it better

the example you gave was perfect, I'm adopting that into my vernacular

I hate to tell you user but that is facebook lingo.

I already have those saved.
the lack of teeth brushing is to make sure she brushed it right before getting the dental floss.

Large breasted women can also be sjws but will not bring it up so they don't get called out for hypocrisy.

This, they forget that bigger tits are more likely to get breast cancer and sag.

You understand my pain too

that's more normalfag tier vocabulary and it's a bit old by now too. although I cannot remember the last time I even heard it, it's literally been years. You don't see it used here because the normalfags know about it, but I couldn't really think of a better descriptor than that.

Excuse me while i hang myself in the garage with an extension cord

Brushing a little girls teeth is intrinsically erotic. It is one of the ultimate expressions of love you can do for her, right up there along with combing her hair, choosing her outfit, or letting her learn makeup techniques by using your body. The sheer intimacy of these acts, things she will do with nobody but you, shows implicit and absolute trust. It is the strongest method possible for giving a man heartboners (and real ones too.)

Normalfags need not apply.

nah m8 what you just posted is ryona tier.

There aren't any muscles in tits, my dude. After looking it up, though, it appears that the only way to exercise your tits is through stimulation and bouncing them up and down when running. If your a sow who doesn't exercise, your tits will turn down regardless of whether you wear a bra or not.

Reposting.

that teeth brusing is too intense, I like it slow and cute. remember to brush in circular motions and not ignore the molars.

you disgust me

fug

Anatomy, dude. You don't understand what he's talking about. He's saying anything less than a B cup isn't a tit, it's just skin, bone, and muscle. Muscle meaning the pectoral muscle, the same exact muscle men have. Women's tits lie over their pectorals. If you take a girl to the gym, and she's a good B or C size, you can increase her cup size by making sure she benches and gets enough protein.

t. /fit/izen who's trained a couple girls in the gym

i saw a good post about that on halfchan /h/

aw 8be368 actually left

Sometimes it can be a little rough. Sometimes it's gentle and easygoing. It's fluid like that.

Nice try, Schlomo.

Women have pectoral muscles, hence why I said that there's pretty much nothing but muscle once you start getting lower than C, but the actual tit is composed of fat, milk ducts, etc. Muscle != tit. It can increase your bust, but it's not tit.

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Oops, fucked up reply.

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i like big boobs and i like lolis. what do

this is why i wish i had a monster dong

And i bet you enjoy interracial porn because jamal has a big dong, right? I dunno if youre a vorgin, but having s long dong is a waste tbh. Good quality pussy cant take more than 8, and that is pushing it. If your bitch can take 9 or more without a problem, she is a loose sow whom has had too many niggers break the pussy.

embrace it.
aras give birth to lolis who grow up into aras and birth more lolis.
it's the circle of life

i just like girls huh? and life. i feel kind of proud thank you.

Most women can only handle 6 or 7 inches, so you can get it all in and get full satisfaction. Even the loosest women start to max out at 8 inches.

t. 9 inches

i know but if i had a bit longer than average i'd probably be more confident with women.

Nonsense and blasphemy.. Lolis can birth lolis. Aras don't need to be in the picture.

This is precisely where we need to break the cycle. I believe in the power of mankind. If we all raise our voices in fury, we can do this.

This is pure degeneracy. You should be gassed for this.

You should feel ashamed for having that saved.

apparently storks dont need to be in the picture either. i have no idea whats going on. shes laying babies like theyre eggs

holy christ is that the most disgusting thing i've seen in recent memory
I'm just gonna go ahead and preemptively strike your "lol i trol u" defense, no, that shit won't fly here. seriously, what the fuck, get your head checked

The fuck do you think average is? Last i looked at stats, 5.5-6 is average for adult men. also makes the point that women can only take 6-7 inches. If you need confidence, get fit. It will make you feel better. And, if youre a fatty, your dick will be a bit longer due to the fat in your pubic reigon decreasing.

Disgusting. She died after giving birth btw, her body isnt built to take that sort of stress.

what a bunch of pussies

The majority of male porn stars top with the "massive" dongs top out at 7 inches or so. It's all smoke, mirrors, and hyperbole.

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There will be the day we don't need to age past 35.
once they reach 70, women just feel more and more tired until we just sleep forever instead of being ugly old hags.

Old men though, are the future.

You're a little bitch, aren't you?

Yeah it is disgusting but look what a fucking gay reaction you get.

i'm working on it, but something i fear that prevented me from getting sex the one time i had a chance was this dread that the chick i was almost with had some one with a better dong than mine or even uses a vibrator frequently

If she's had better dick or killed her sensitivity with vibrators, she's a whore so who cares about her feelings.

This. Unleash your hidden penis by burning that fat off. Man is proportionally larger than most other mammals and all other primates quite, but the fat hides it.

Because no one likes disgusting flat chest aside from pedos and closet fags

says the user who's somehow outdone me in reaction to nothing but text, kek
free one hand from your dildo so you can pat yourself on the back, faggot


it's pretty easy to be bothered by those sorts of things, but there's nothing you can do about it, it's the equivalent of jumping at shadows. The best way to avoid that is not to bang sluts or whores, the ones who rode the carousel are pretty easy to spot (and most of them did).
If you're going to fuck one of them anyway, this may sound counter intuitive but you use them. Girls respond to guys who have confidence in bed, which in many cases if you're dealing with a sloot means you fuck her only keeping your own satisfaction in mind. Don't ask or give a shit about how she's doing, you do what you want to do and enjoy it, as long as it's not unreasonably deviant.

i know i'm just having trouble conquering that, it doesn't help i have a hard time meeting women at all with my current job and stuff

Meeting whore IRL is a roll of the dice anyways. Ask yourself this question: am I looking to get my dick wet, or am I looking for a companion/possible mate?
The former? Use your fucking hand or an onahole. Seriously user, as Donald Fagen said in Babylon Sister, "it's just a spasm…"
The latter? This is where you use the skill that everyone told you about in life, but chose to ignore: critical thinking. Use your critical thinking skills to discern a proper mate from the trash.
Now, I can hear you already
WRONG. If you are a virgin, for the love of god, cherish and protect that. Whores will laugh at you, but a proper mate will find that very virtuous and shows discipline. Remember, user: courting is as much a game as vidya. Youve gotta utilize everything in your bag of tricks to find the best one.
Sage for offtopic and mobileposting, have a YTPMV

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I think you mean to say children.

children are fucking gay

I'm not sure if the top or bottom pics are worse.

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The way the shadow is blurred and grained by the camera resolution makes her neck look like it's covered in hair, i can't not see that now

Part of me believes we need to have like 2-3 partners in our life before figuring out how we ourselves operate in a relationship as well though, thats just kind of an open thought regarding seeking a partner

That is your NPC programming, user. Losing your virginity to a whore is a losing bet. Ic you find a good mate, you both will lesrn about each other's quirks and how to act with each other. Take it slow, you fucking autist virgin. Your hand can do everything a whore can do, and it doesnt suck your soul for attention and material goods.

having 2-3 girl harem sounds nice, although I'd be wary of jealousy, infighting among them and how much my wallet could take it.

I just realized the only realistic way this ever works is if you get in good with a single mother. What a horrid thought. Truly a living nightmare.

Then again, I suppose you could be so manly, so motherfucking chad-stud, that you go for the pump-and-dump on the mother, miraculously get the daughter in on it as well, and then take off for greener pastures the day after. A herculean task, to be sure.

It's a dream that will never be true but that's what dreams and VR are for

I don't necessarily disagree with you but i just worry that the nature of women means we should be ready to drop the fuck out of them and maybe try the field a little differently

Women actually have to get surgery to reduce their size when it gets like that, i imagine it is not fun.

And now you're cucking someone? Pretty degenerate onii-fam. Face it man, the only morally responsible way a oyakodon works is by courting/fucking a single mother. A fate worse than death. I just realized the mother could have been widowed young. I guess there is a way!


I wouldn't take too much stock in (((common knowledge))) like that.

some do it by choice, others don't if it gets them money.
just look at Hitomi Tanaka, although it's coming ata price as she wants to get married but is already looking more alien than she usually does.


single mothers are cute only in 2D.
Dad's aren't for cucking, dads are for bbq dinners, fixing garages and cars while mowing the lawn

you can't cuck a dead guy

There is a difference between a single mother by choice, and a single mother by being widowed. One has a (in these days) minuscule chance of not being a whore.

So, in the realm of fairy tales and unicorns and shit, there is a chance, however slim, of a single mother not being an absolute negative. In that chance is where the oyakodon dream lies.

Any woman born in burgerland after 1950 has strong chances of being a programmed NPC whore. If you dont like those odds, wait for waifubots and get your fill there.
What do you hope to gain by romancing a whore in modern day? Experience with subhuman filth and skewed worldviews? More NPC programming to ensure you become a drone? Where is the value in giving time and energy to whores in modern day?
Your non arguments and soft agreeing gives a sociopathic vibe, user. Work on that, first and foremost. No proper woman wants to date a sociopath, ever.
Let's say your dream wifu is browsing this thread right now. From reading the posts by your id (0b1a4a), do you think they'd be interested in you? Webm related

Very true.
Also, outside of their husband tragically dying, single moms almost always have crippling issues you want to stay far the fuck away from, as well as highlighting the fact that they are bad decision makers. Ask them if their baby's daddy was a good man.
If the answer is no, they have shit taste in men, wanted to fuck some chad because he was hot, and accidentally got knocked up while riding the cock carousel. If the answer is yes, she's even worse because she's a woman chasing after her impulses who got bored with a good guy and essentially betrayed him. In both cases, she is prioritizing her own wants and feelings over the wellbeing of her child, considering how damaging single motherhood is to children. Albeit I'm sure that fact escapes a whole lot of women, what with the "wow single mothers so brave" bullshit that gets vomited by the media.

what made you want to get that off your chest?

He has a point. Single mothers are complete trash whom only care for themselves.

there's an user ITT who is seriously considering sleeping with the clubslut type in order to get experience under his belt. Safe to say some things you can't take for granted in regards to what people do, don't, and should know. Even worse than that would be going after a single mother. It's a simple honest warning to anyone who isn't already aware that single mothers – especially the flirty ones – are extremely bad news and to stay far away.

i thought he just wanted to get a quickie not to get into a serious relationship.

Literally nothing wrong with this, if used solely as a learning experience for later. Men are expected, and should have experience so as to take the lead. That practice has gotta come from somewhere, and it's tradition to get it from the loose whores no sane man will marry. Though the opposite -exploring yourself with your waifu- isn't wrong.

I didn't read that anons posts fully because he sounded like a faggot, but as long as he's doing the pump-and-dump method on bar sluts and shit, just to get some experience, then I see no wrong. If he's thinking about "dating" those types though he needs to cut his balls off right now.

You should read the posts, lad. He wants to 'date' them. Nice digits, but ffs fucking read sometimes lad. Pump and dump if youre a virgin is a waste. He should keep his chaste, fap, and improve his personality/get fit. Maybe if he made friends on /fit/ and got some /fit/izen buddies, he couls get enough social experience to not be an axe murderer tier autist when he does find one.

That's just it, even for nothing but fucking they're a bad idea. They could very well be an excellent lay, but it comes with a price most times. Your run of the mill sloot knows both of you just want sex, she isn't looking for attachment either. The single mom is, always, even when she tries lying to herself and other people about it, it's just the maternal instincts kicking in. Usually they're already a half broken person, and trying to use a single mom for sex only is a minefield best avoided. They say don't stick your dick in crazy, and single moms, generally speaking, are a notch or two just below that. They want security for themselves and their kid(s), and they'll try to latch onto any guy willing to sleep with them. It's also a bit of a vicious feedback loop, because the more she tries to latch onto guys, the more they get scared off by it, which makes her desperate and panicky, which makes her want to latch on harder, before her good looks wear off.

That was longer than I meant it to be but you get the idea. Rule of thumb, simply avoid them regardless.

disgusting

there isn't but part of me desires it ya know. you're right though my shit isn't together

Is this what being an NPC is? You can try to live your own life, but your programming won't let you truly?
I weep to see anons like you fall to programming. Maybe in the next life, you wont be an NPC.
If you say that fucking shakespeare line, i will shoot you. Love, as man once knew it, is long dead. If you want experience with romance or love, read a VN or a play a dating sim like love plus. Hell, read vanilla hentai. That will give you more romantic love than any 3d will, m8

where did i say this

Truly is there anything better than /ss/? Especially with both mother and sister.


You should be proud of your good taste

Maybe in our next lives, we will actually get laid.

I want to shut down my biological mating clock without killing myself.

I was humoring the notion. So you SERIOUSLY just want your dick wet? If youre this programmed, go buy a hooker and catch a VD. You'll get the 'experience' youre longing for, which is no different than your hand.

Romance may be dead, but bits of it still live in some hard to find places.
you mostly have to be lucky though, get them while you're still in highschool, where everyone is forced to interact with other people and not seclude themselves or stay among their own peers

Find a desperate woman of your own race and breed. If she is really pathetic, she will have an unconditional love once you knock her up and you dont skip town.

i used to thing this but then i got hot and heavy with a chick once. yes its just the chemicals in my head giving me a hard time but it takes a lot more jacking off than it used to to make em fuck off

and i'd kinda just like to go on a date and shit again ya know its been ages

Are you listening to yourself right now? You sound like a butthurt robot virgin. Just go to /r9k/ to bitch aboyt being a virgin. Im gonna shoot from the hip here, you probably blogpost on 4am as well, dont you?

nah, i used to visit but they we're too circle jerky for me

whats wrong with him venting? there's a point in where talking to yourself doesn't work.
4AM and /r9k/ is dead so he has to resort doing it in a derailed thread about tits

nah he's right i shoulda dropped it

Dude, do you take depression medicine or anything like that? If so, firstly: stop it. Second: get your test up. Third: play vidya you enjoy, and fap to hentai if you feel the need. Just read vanilla shit and youll get turned on enough to get over whatever impotence youre having from being a cuck.
I'm not trying to bust your balls—I'm lying, yes I am—but come on. Have some pride in yourself and do what is right. The easy way out if always the worst decision.

4 am isnt delete on sight, that blighted cesspool of /r9k/ rejects need a permaban. Also that image is disgusting, what sort of fucking anatomy is that?

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holy fuck no, i don't want some jew medicine ruining my dick or some shit just because i feel sad and lonely occasionly.
don't worry i'm working out and doing all the other health shit, i got a job i got games and other hobbies its just my consistent failures with women fucked up my idiot head i guess

If you're using self-depreciating humor unironically and bemeaning yourself online, there's something still wrong. Im not gonna pry into that, but mediatate on yourself and find out what is fucking with you. Face it, own up to it, get over it, and move on with life.
I have watched too many people i know fuck thier lives up over some autistic shit they cant get over, and reach JUST levels of cuckery.
Maybe try something constructive, like painting?

whats wrong with being able to see your own flaws and laugh at them?

To laugh at your own faults is fine, on a personal basis. To say it publicly, shows a cry for attention and validation. You may conciously think it is ironic, or funny. It is actually a subconcious cry for help or attention.
Your posting style says a lot about yourself, user, and i doubt you even realize it.

dumblr, normalfags and memer beaners try to use self deprecation as a defense mechanism or as WACKY LEL HUMOR.
it's like those comics where the author's self insert tryies to be happy but le ironic personifications of their problems kick in and they use it as an excuse to not get out of bed in the morning

i started trying to teach myself some drawing lately actually, a bit weebish but i wanna capture that look and especially colors of 80s scifi anime in something i made myself really badly so i figured i'd start learning.

despite having a bad attitude i try to occupy a lot more of my free time with hobbies now so i don't have as much idle time just browsing Holla Forums without even responding. figure even video games are better than purely idle entertainment. even for most of this thread i was posting during down times in a game


its a thin line between having a laugh at yourself and coming off as completely devoid of confidence. women don't seem to care much for it even though they all make fun of themselves constantly

I know a guy who does that a lot, and he has extremely low self-esteem.

Okay, so you are doing something with your time. Sort your shit out more and ignore getting pussy, ffs. Dont fall for the /soc/ meme, it isnt worth it by any length.

okay, thanks for telling me how it really is peta.

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yeah i realized i was doing that and had to cut it out because even goofing off in a game and using Holla Forums on the side is more fulfilling

lethargy is the ultimate mindkiller

You'll grow up some day, kids.

This really shows prejudice guys, maybe you're just in denial that you can't git gud at life?
Take it from a winner, i make your average hentai doujins come true.

Leave, and take your disgusting 3D cowtits with you.

okay, spergo. The reasons doujins work is because theyre 2D.
I can say the same to you, you filthy liar
Back to >>>/reddit/ with you, fag

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Do you enjoy being bullied on the internet, reddit-kun?

The fact i enjoy being bullied online doesn't mean anything for the sake of the argument!