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Hi there anons!
Why haven't you backed Star Citizen yet?

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What's the status on that anyway? Anything new?

i'm massively hyped for star citizen but I don't feel comfortable giving money for something that's years away from release

Basically the loan where they are now constantly 60 days from cancellation is the major new thing.

I have backed out of ever involving myself in any way with Star Citizen

How many suicides will come from this game? or will the cult become like aztecs and go out and kidnap people for human sacrifice to keep the game going?

>or will the cult become like aztecs and go out and kidnap people for human sacrifice to keep the game going?
Don't give those people ideas, they already drop several $1k on jpgs so that should tell you everything abotu their ability to distinguish fantasy from reality.

I could imagine Chris burning his own children alive to keep the project going

well the trips of truth knows how well that turned out.

Could someone fill me in? When did Star Citizen take out a loan on the game? I thought they managed to get over 50 mill from fans?

How long till there is a photoshop of this?

Couple weeks ago iirc.

150mil actually, they're jsut that fucking bad with money, 150 mil and basically nothing to show for it and now they're basically gonna have to do what they're supposed to do and failed to do for years or they lose everything to the bank.

Try $153,939,536

They already burned through all of it, and they took out a loan against all of their assets.

How long before he has to make his wife go back to tickle porn to pay the bills?

Basically they raised $150mil. Blew it and made Derek Smart look Smart

Fuckin' hell. How the fuck did they manage to squander 150 million fucking dollars?

This year.
They borrowed it against Foundry42 tax credits (5 million..pounds I think)
They secured the loan against SC IP.
They are 60 days from defaulting of everything if they miss a payment.

So they got 150 mil and if to say I was generous and said they worked on it for 5 years (been going for about ~7) they can have a burn rate of 2.5 million a month.

Foundry42 burn rate was something like 3m so they are very conceivably out of money.

John Romero approach to game design

Get a drawfag or someone who knows photoshop on this asap.

But I did, then I got a full refund and made money off of it thanks to currency exchange rates.

What the fuck? HOW!?

Rinse and repeat forever

Coffee makers aren't cheap user ;^)

Borderline criminal fiscal mismanagement from hiring (((celebrity))) voice actors, buying extremely expensive custom office furniture, throwing lavish parties, creating multiple spin-off modules (that needed to be scrapped and re-made) before even having a functional core game, etc.

Basically Chris wants to make a movie instead of a game.

There's no way any man can burn through 2.5 mill per month doing just that.

Did he order a keurig machine for every fucking immigrant into europe or something?

See, this I believe. But even then. . . .2.5 million per month, PER MONTH. Jesus. I cannot see a situation in which that fucker is not laundering money somewhere and swindling dozens of millions for himself and his waifu.

$20,000 coffee maker for the California office.

Well if you add actually running the company on top of all that waste.2.5 mil is easy to spend in a month.

and he fucking sucked at that

Did you never see Brewsters Millions?
Or read about what happens to the average big lottery winner?

You can burn through millions easily, there are entire organizations out there ready to relieve you of your cash.

A fool and has money are soon parted and Chris Roberts is a massive fucking fool.

Go home, Derek. No one with any sense believes you.

Relieve money how? What kinda things do they sell?

If its just one thats not that bad.

What company? I thought it was just a couple dozen of them?

the usual

Look it up. Lottery tales are particularly bad

I guess the best bet is to be an autistic neet like notch if you ever make it big. You can just sit on your money and make wealth for your future children.

Is it really happening?

We're playing a much better game OP. Skyrim on the gamesphere. it's pretty great. You should buy it too.

oh yes

a loan this desperate can only mean the end is near. Only retarded whales can help this limp along for longer.

Elaborate on that meme, I'm not familiar with it. What did John Romero do?

But i'm saving all my money for your paid mod-i mean curated content! I hear that trainwiz guy is making a whole bunch of them!

there, look it up. Thats the name Romero impaled his career on while pissing money down the drain.

jesus christ i'm not that ol-
fuck

Why would you want to buy curated content from our slav- I mean curators when you can get an entirely new experience with Skyrim: Obsidian Edition.

thats enough out of you

It's pretty scary that UT '99 and HoMM3 were released more than 18 years ago. It feels like I've been a kid playing them for the first time just yesterday, where the hell did all the time go?

Is it time?

i'm gonna game until I'm dead.

fuck no.

No, dump it in a thread that deserves it

I know how John Romero is. I'm not 100% familiar with his antics, however.

About that…

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Are they forced in any way to file a public cost breakdown of what the money was spent on. Like programming, assest, server/opperational costs, overhead, ext. This is just another reminder that saying you can make a good game does not mean you can run a good business. How this $150mill disappeared is for more interesting then they why.

Only in the UK.
The biggest company (Foundry42) is there so you can see some of the info. The loan was exposed this way.

never, he's not that stupid, he already pocketed a few millions

well he better not have or he better have an escape plan because when this goes under he's ripe for investigation for all those unfulfilled sales.

Looking where the money went is a major factor in these trials.

Luckily paying yourself and your pals fat salaries for three different jobs and holding "conferences" is perfectly legal.

Actually in this situation it can count against them.

Whatever happens, the lols will come fast.

If they weren't completely stupid, they would have guaranteed resettlement with legimate shareholders to disincentivize pressing for an investigation. Then only the retards who paid for digital ships lose their money.

ah you see the problem here is that when they left kickstarter all these ships are considered sales.

And the laws for selling and not delivering are harsh even in burgerland. This is the noose that is waiting them.

>Borderline criminal fiscal mismanagement from hiring (((celebrity))) voice actors, buying extremely expensive custom office furniture, throwing lavish parties, creating multiple spin-off modules (that needed to be scrapped and re-made) before even having a functional core game, etc.
So basically, practically every modern startup company?

I'm sure there is enough wiggle room for a talented team of lawyers to jump through in the laws regarding delivering goods that would exist inside a framework that doesn't exist.

Possibly.
Watching a the Lily Drone fallout (very similar situation) shall give an insight to what could happen to SC after the chapter 11.

So will the suicides.

ok I only did a small google search on it but at least they are offering refunds.
please use archive.is2017/1/12/14248988/lily-drone-tracking-dead-refunds
starcitizen you had to fight just to get a refund.

yep but they started giving them out when one backer went to the regulator.

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pls no bully
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you tell no lies user

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Think of it like this.
It's only been Six thousand, two hundred and five days or Onehundred and fourtyeight thousands , ninehundred and twenty hours!

If you stretch it out.. It only feels like yesterday!

Where the fuck do you go to see the latest actual released content. I can't find shit on this shitty layout.

How do you burn through 2.5 million a month?
Not even AAA games use that much money.

Amazing isn't it? Even 50% of the GATV budget was marketing.

You:

It can be done and looks like it was done.

A big reason is because they essentially tried to make three different games at once.
They had the spaceflight module, the FPS module and the hanger module.

and squadron42

so an MMO and a single player game + the things you mentioned.

With 150 million that should be easy. You could just buy a legit dev company that knows what the fuck they're doing and pay them a wages for 10 years and you'd still have some left of the initial 150 mil.

Still wouldn't surprise me if Star Citizen is nothing more than a huge money laundering operation, so they can close the game down using the loan default as a cover, while the money they took is transferred to their Cayman Islands account.

I bet they still get away with it. Consumer affairs has gone to shit all over the world, there's no accountability anymore. I'm looking forward to this games inevitable collapse. As more time goes on its become more apparent that there is no game and never will be.

fucking hell are the seriously using Procedural Generation for planets.
No Mans Citizen & Evil 2.

That'll be the ethical way, user. CIG just saw the Benjamins and decided to go all in on cashing in on the scam.

The whole matter is rather simple:
Had they not buried him in money, there probably would already be an actual game

Has Shekel Citizen delivered anything tangible yet?
Everything I keep hearing about it sounds like a bunch of bullshit promises and vague marketing crap like NuMale Sky's "FIVE QUINTILLION PLANETS OMG".
From the outside this looks like such an obvious scam I'm honestly confused by the amount of unopposed fanboys in forums and comments.

Supposedly they're now on version 3.0 of the "Alpha" and have added a few explore-able planets.

They're normalfags who have never been burnt before or cannot learn. They think it's too big to fail, that Chris cannot scam them because if he did he'd go to jail and stuff (lel).

I wonder how many of those JPG ships they were selling are still just JPG's. Moneys on all of them.

Been following it for awhile tbh. There is "some" stuff to do that was promised. Planets and stations look pretty, but its all empty. Supposedly they are adding some engrossing story later on but I don't see how that could make the planets seem less dead.

At this point I can get the same effect by playing space engine.

Because if I wanted to throw away my money for no return I would go to the city and give it to bums.
That way I could at least pretend the money isn't wasted.

Don't they have a half-functional but buggy as hell first person module as well?

drug dealers need to eat too.

That actually wouldn't be so bad explanation wise. However what is seemingly going to be sad is the fact it may not turn out to be a scam. Just a tale of catastrophic incompetence

Old school: When it's finished.

There's probably some tax loophole that involves it.

This is hollywood in a nutshell, this time applied to a fucking game. One also has to wonder how bad the cocaine addiction of everyone involved in this is.

Barely. Usually drugs fill that need.

They have a really terrible dogfighting minigame that is somehow less fun than the original Wing Commander, a lot of TECHNOLOGY, and massive piles of detailed art a$$et$. The most refined portions of the game by far are the jpeg viewer and associated jpeg sales infrastructure.

They know their audience of autists mostly wants to masturbate to the jpegs.

I want this game to be amazing.
I also want a harem of beautiful women who worship me as their one true god.

I'd say the latter has a higher probability.

Double dubs confirm
user gets a harem

to elaborate on this, they also hired celebrities not just for the voices but for the mocap as well. let me say that again: they paid millions of dollars not just for mark hamill's voice, but also for his mocap during the cutscenes. couple that with an extremely generous salary for roberts' wife (so presumably also a couple of friends) you've got a disaster on your hands. i genuinely want star citizen to be good but with mismanagement this bad it is extremely unlikely it'll even be playable, much less enjoyable

Diakatana was so long ago that Stevie Case is a frumpy middleaged mother who works on synergy buzzwords now.

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What are you going to fill your harem with user?

You just reminded me of
I guess money really can't buy talent.

Nah he's gonna go back to making space BRs full time.

It's dead user.

Have fun with your harem user!
Remember, you will get what you want if you work for it hard enough!

We've got some nice digit in this thread.

I agree with this gentleman. Did you know Bethesda even supports modders financially now? What other company does something so selfless?

Maybe we will all be getting our own harems?

Hopefully anime becomes real too

DUBS CONFIRM

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN

if thats for 50 people thats perfectly fine though.

Anime is already real. Just not the waifu bits, the political espionage and insanity instead. Welcome to your monkeys paw life.

Mobile suits soon too I hope.

What's the purpose of this thread?

You're a retarded faggot who deserves to be bankrupted.

Wtf I thought this game was a scam

No shit Sherlock.

I backed 3 games on kikestarter.
Broken Age
Wasteland 2
and Pillars of Eternity

I was let down by every single one of them.
For Star Citizen the pitch was far too Molyneux-esk.
I'd say Molyneux's greatest contribution to the industry is giving people the ability to know what a lie sounds like.
For the games I backed I didn't feel lied to, I just think all of them were untalented creations.

A friend showed me some jackasses making what I would call SecoundLife 2 called "Identity".
They have this pie in the sky idea of all the shit they want to make and I know they aren't going to make even a 10th of it.

Don't worry, anime will keep becoming even more real with every passing day until we will have all the waifus we can get.

The death knell of ASIOAF in two pics. All so Dany Ex Machina and that twink faggot Jon Snow can save everybody.

Fucking joke.

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Since we have no comet this time maybe they'll try to hitch a ride on the eclipse.

Stannis is the only character in the series worth a damn IMHO. Now that they killed him off, I have no reason to even care anymore. It's a shame, because I liked the idea of fantasy without all that orc/elf shit. Turns out it's just the same old shit but with sex tacked on. Oh well.

They didn't show him actually die on screen, he'll probably be turned into a white walker and stronk dragon lady will kill him again.

While I have yet to read the books, I think it's a good story just shit up in the tv series. Sandor is best character

go die l*infag

It was basically fucking nothing. Got excited over nothing.

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The graphics are crude and there’s neither an obvious goal nor rules. You just build ever more elaborate homes with nothing to disturb your digital solitude but the occasional wandering zombie or giant spider that will try to kill you.
So it is more than a little ironic to learn that the Swedish billionaire computer programmer who created it has found himself trapped in a world every bit as isolated and purposeless as the digital one he invented.

Jesus. Who put the fucking stick up this guy's ass?

He called zoe quinn a cunt on twitter so he is a shitlord now.

I meant Notch by the way, he made several tweets that triggered immense salt from SJWs.

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Stay triggered, anti lain fag.

If there wasn't a certainty that he really is rich I'd say he was some streetshitter going full sour grapes.
He probably actually would a 3DPD and now that he can trust 3DPD even less (can you even trust someone less than not at all?) he's assmad, but you'd think he would learn after getting JUST'ed while "only" being a millionaire.

Why doesn't Notch get some hobbies? God damn.

Like everything else Derek Smart hypes about SC's "doom". Newfags are so desperate for a happening that they'll believe anything.

lol you believe that faggot over the ACTUAL LOAN DOCUMENTS


this bank OWNS THE GAME
my god SC fags are mentally retarded,

Derek Smart is a fucking retard, he was the one who started this shit without having a fucking clue what was really going on and now he's completely silent. Lots of UK companies are doing the same shit like SC thanks too brexit. Frontier was about to take loans but decided against it and built a new building payed with by cash. Do your fucking research before spouting shit, makes you look like a retards like those idiots that used to fall for shitty click bait articles during GG. Derek has no fucking clue what he is talking about and he has done it again and again, guy is fucking insane.

oh yes, going by his feed he swallowed the CNN Russia story hook line sinker, then he scrubbed it when CNN got found out. Now he is swallowing the new line.

However, he is not wrong about SC and you can verify a lot of what he says yourself.

Ad Hominem is not an argument.

Frontier did not take $150mil of money from backers, they had to follow the same invest/borrow/build/sell cycle like everyone else. Apples and Oranges.
Also did Foundry42 use this money for a building? Do you even know?

Explain why this necessary to borrow against tax credits (a typically desperate move for a company) for Brexit.

still not an argument.

Oh no, it gets better. Twink pro refugee kit harrington, aka jon snow let sansa lead the whole retaking the north bit. It was all her recruiting men, bringing everyone together and then her and snow stood in the back respecting her, and then her biggest beta orbiter who used to be an actual scheming genius comes to save them because jon snow can't beat ramsay alone cause lol reasons. They actually took the majority of Stannis northern arc and i'm guessing some of jons ark that'll be in the seventh book and gave it to Sansa for female empowerment, and women stronk. If you watched that crap and ever wondered why it felt so disjointed with them(jon and sansa) zooming over the map in a matter of days when the north is nearly the size of all the other regions combined, well it's because that whole army gathering bit and battle against ramsay was actually stannis ark that he did over several months. They prematurely killed him because D&D HATE stannis, probably because he's a mans man who gets shit done. They took his character, flipped his motivations and made him the zealot and his men normal, while he was normal and a portion of his men were zealots, gave his character arc to sansa to empower her, and had him killed by the idiot brienne who barely has done shit in ASOIAF in the books.

They also made him retarded. The guy is known to be one of the best battle commanders in Westeros, to the point that twyin was worried about him, and he acts completely idiotic during his battle with ramsay, who they hyped up as some kind of godlike warrior tactician while he's a retard in the book. Not to mention Stannis is mentioned in the books to be a commander who leads from the rear like Twyin, so he can observe the battlefield and maneuver to destroy the enemy.

Everything past season 4 I think has been complete shit. When they stopped using Georges content and started adding in bits of their own was the downfall and I think season 5, essentially where stannis dies is when they ran completely out of book content and it really fucking shows because the show has gone to complete shit.

Read the books, they're significantly better than the show. Theres a lot of subtext, subplots and an incredible amount of forshadowing in the books to the point that you'd miss so much unless you did multiple readthroughs. Not to mention the shows really gone to shit. The only thing worth seeing showwise is knowing how it ends since George will probably die before finishing the entire series, and can find out what the ending would be, theoretically, assuming D&D don't change it cause they think they know better than the author.

And yet, for some reason Holla Forums swallows his semen every single time because they are so desperate to believe that SC is going to explode into a lolocaust. It's more likely that the lulz are going to come from Smart becoming an hero when SC comes out.

not an argument.

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Derek Smart has been wrong about pretty much everything he ever said about SC. Not like this is new for him, he's been a drama queen bad mouthing other games and developers since the days he caught people talking shit about Battlecruiser 3000 on Usenet. Believing him is stupid as fuck.

Inb4 "not an argument", I'm not defending shekel citizen, I'm mocking you for believing a faggot like Derek Smart.

and you are a faggot for not reading up on his assertions yourself.

For example the Foundry42 finances and loan documents are of public records

< BLUH DUH Derek Smart

yeh right, any name would go there, anyone who disagreed loudly enough will suffice.

< provides literally not an argument
pic related.

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It's probably the same phenomenon behind lottery winners becoming broke.

Yes

If you´re rich you don´t need self control.

Going broke paying himself money. Truely a sad end for such a visionary.

Will the waifu's be synths?

Waifu-Yutani
Building better girls.

No. Going out of control is that easy.

more like
< Waifu-Yiffani
eh

OUT!

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Wel I guess they had to make her useful somehow but she was Ramsays bottom bitch for so long how the fuck would anyone in the North respect her?
I fucking HATE this character, even in the books she's annoying, but that is over the fucking line. I really wish they kept in Lady Stoneheart, so not only could the BWB be relevant, but also the zombie lynchings that would definitely follow since last I saw of her Brienne was being gangpressed to the gallows.
It's been awhile since I read the books, but I know if Fat Fuck Martin ever got off his ass to finish writing them it'd probably be just like the HBO series since they've been working so closely together for so long at this point which is a damn shame, as things not involving Dany or Ary were great (Essentially everything on the main continent, everywhere else except the Iron Islands is filler)

If you didn't think her last chapter kicked ass, you're reading it wrong.

This is my plan. If I ever have money I'm just going to cozily, buy the distractions I want, and save my fucking money.
Buy a small piece of land, build a self-sustaining earthship that still has wifi, ta fucking dah.

You forgot the beach houses too user

Star Citizen has turned my prick of a brother into a massive hyper prick because he thinks this shit will be the most amazing game ever made and supposedly I'm an idiot who cant see it. Anytime games come up in discussion he mocks me passing on all the "deals" for Star Citizen. I don't even like flight sim type games, but that's not reason enough for not supporting it. Then there was last Christmas, where as a gift for me and my other brothers he bought himself a $200 ship so that we could all fly around on it. His gift for me was a ship for himself in a game I don't even own or have plans to own! What's sad is that my brother's a teacher, a person who's been dooped into this scam is in charge of teaching kids about science.

This made me a bit mad, thanks.

It's true, though. Getting mad won't change that.

ok nigger

Uh user, AAA game studios spend easily 2x that much per month.

Take an average employee salary of, say, $50k/year. If you're the employer, you're spending like something $75k/yr or more for that salary because you have to pay for benefits, taxes, and other shit. And then add on tons of monthly fees like building rent, software licenses, computer parts, etc and that money builds up quick.

$2.5m/mo is nothing in AAA.

Welcome to hell.

Wow, it's great that a company like Bethesda goes out of their way to help modders. Personally, I will be sure to buy each version of Skyrim and Fallout 4 so I can lend a helping hand to these kind fellows.

Yeah if only you are picking the most ridiculous places to work on a project.

yea, but banks dont actualy want half finished video games even if they can get them relatively cheap. i wouldnt expect a bank to give them a loan if they werent completely sure they can pay it back.

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Shill I don't care about what some eceleb said
It'll be shit and that's that

This thread is a goldmine
reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6njubg/star_citizen_feels_more_fun/

You have a really poor conception of how much game devs actually make.

wow there's some delusion.
This bank with its rather harsh requirement clearly thinks it can get something.

The bank will tear down and sell anything it can see and clearly they have seen something they can sell.


Oh to be this young.

Someone has some reading to do

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Let me rephrase. No serious bank in the world wants a product that requires another 50 millions of investment to get to market and comes with a fuckton of bad pr, and dismal prospects for profit since a huge quantity of the people who would buy it already backed it.
At the most they could maybe resell the ip for more than the loan and turn a profit that way, but who in the world wants a half finished project that burns 3 millions a month?

A bank doesnt fuck people over if theres no profit in it.

The banks are a part of the system to try and hold the goyim down in debt
Fuck that's why the credit card was invented

while i appreciate the sentiment, its not applicable here. if banks were fucking with people even to their own financial detriment they wouldnt be able to stay in power long.
unless of course they get bailed out with tax payer money. fuck.

This. The show died when his daughter died.

Jesus Christ. And all people wanted was basically freelancer with better graphics and few more features.

:^)

i don't pay hard earned money in the hopes that this theoretical amalgam might actually come to fruition. you put the work in and come to me with a product, and i'll consider it. i'm not paying for your shitty ideas.

You are seriously suggesting that a bank, that has been done twice for allowing money laundering, gives two shits about autistic shillizens?

Yeh I don't know what this bank is after since the bulk of SC finances are not disclosed but they sure own the fuck out of SC for as long as this loan is unpaid and its a 60 day notice period where the bank owns everything on failure to pay.

This is either the dumbest bank in the world or the nastiest. I'm betting on the latter.

This isn't your mom & pop bank kid.

I love giving money out for no return

Well it's not like you're buying anything. You're just giving away money and you just happen to receive unsolicited rewards and thank yous for it.
DISPOSABLE INCOME

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN

There's the problem. Freelancer was never good to begin with.

mcgroup.co.uk/researches/salt
Banks need to see where the market is heading after all.

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Not to say it WON`T come out, it will but only a shadow of what Christ promised, EXACTLY LIKE HE FUCKING DID IN THE PAST

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freelancer_(video_game)

It will make Jonestown a child's play.

Chris roberts has done reasonably well in Hollywood by producing, ie investing in movies.

You can check it out on his IMDB.
Which is why I didn't like the game from day one, if he had the money and it was his DREAM, he would of put his own money up at least.

It's not even alms, just money thrown out for nothing.

If you don't have self control you don't stay rich retard.

Don't forget about the fucking door.

Go to sleep Holla Forums, you're tired and delusional.

Ah the (147) has arrived with (84)
Here's a short summary of the issues with SC.

haha

fuck me, i havent seen that one before. i can get a 20k coffee machine if its for a 100 people office, but this is just ridiculous.