Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

oh, won't you take me home tonight?
oh, down beside your red firelight
oh, and you give it all you got

fat bottomed threads you make the rockin' world go round
fat bottomed threads you make the rockin' world go round

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Yeah, both of those are true enough.


Because of Squash.


Oh. Yes. And you will cum because she demands it.


Yeah bills are never fun. What about these medical bills? You didn't get hurt did you???

I'm still curious where Eris went.
Perhaps, living with Jack in their post-communist utopia?

Is this website getting worse?

they have always been the height of perfection.

because of both of you.

I assume he ran off with tom the idiot bringer and the two of them spend all day eating each other's excrement.

...

I had to have massive oral surgery.
I had 5 teeth pulled and 8 fillings.

Are they compatible?
Anonthony banned eris on sight.

Crysis averted, I am no longer choking.
My heal slut training has served me well.


Beyond that, it's pretty hot.

that would take a while. I think I will not. gardevoir is definitely a favorite. the eeveelutions are as well.

I took it anyway
Maybe they stood close to each other to shelter themselves from the storm, their wet bodies touching passed the electricity along? But still, 322? Its pretty damn bamboozling.

Other side of the coin and all that I guess
That would proly make me the longest going shitposter around, feels bad man

obviously, man, come on
keep up


why you always lying?


just from giving her a handjob?
i doubt it man

the two of them were weirdly into each other, yes.

good for anonthony. how is that guy doing, anyway?

this made me laugh harder than it should have.

you should take pride in your achievement, jack.

force of habit.

I disagree.


WHAT?!? What happened?!? Why am I just finding out about this?


Damn right.


What?

Gotta make notecards in a bit.
I'm just wondering why horrible things like "undefined" is happening.

well no one could accuse you of having a big ego.

I told you the other day, darling.

You may be laughing,
but I actually have heal slut training.

And that does cover what to do if someone's choking.

Don't worry about him.
The man is a gentleman, and probably has the moves to match in bed~!

So you're into cats and dogs too then?

Um, okay I guess.
Last I heard he was going on /aneki/ and saying I was the great divider and MLPchan lost to Ponychan...So, yeah.

Oh, they can. But I know when I am outdone.


I am ashamed to admit that I have been extremely preoccupied over the last couple days....

It's funny because Cuppy has a badonkadonk.

I take no issue in that.
I know how you are often busy.

it's amusing no matter how true it is.

don't be disgusting.

yeah mandy is wonderful.

ah. well that's a shame. he always was one of those types though. the "too involved in the community and thinks they are a leader" types.

but you and squash are both lovely. no need for one to be better than the other.

Not going in my curriculum vitae

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Overwatch pls

a shame you can't put shitposting down as a talent on resumes.

He was more tolerable than his mods.
I swear, they were autism incarnate.

well, considering where they were this would have been hard to avoid.

I have a bit of a crush on him. Partly because I know he would never have me and that gets me hot and bothered.

So tell me, what happened? Do I need to kill people?


But Squash is literally a giant teddy bear. I wish I was a smaller guy sometimes.

In a bit.

Maybe it's less funny to me because it's actual things for me.

But I do snicker when I go back and read it again.

Mellowbloom was unavoidable.
The others..Tom' was the best and the others couldn't form coherent sentence to save their lives.

Guess thats an insta hire if you apply as an asylum patient

How is that far off from an eevee?

on of them is just a fishdog

3 of my teeth were decayed.
My last dentist visit was 2006. I'm terrified of those places. Doctors bother me. I was catatonic and the lady said I was the 2nd worst case of a nervous breakdown she's seen. I didn't talk and couldn't think. Michael had to help me with all the paper work. 2 of my other teeth were majorly impacted.

why must you torture yourself so, squash.

lovely at every size, mandy.

at this point I think I'm going to need detailed stories because you have piqued peaked my interest.

just because tom was capable of speaking properly doesn't make him less of a retard, just less noticeably so.

so apply as one of those.

silence, cur.

I see we have a warhammer poster so here
Cryteks 6 years old warhammer short movie project got its UHD trailer out

He was the only one that wouldn't power trip.
Anonthony and Mellow had severe inadequacies.

I have to keep myself occupied.
Idle hands are the devil's playthings.

Aw, that is horrible! Make sure to keep care of yourself, or I swear I will tell George to beat your ass! And if I pay him, he will do it....


Yeah, but stills.

Pretty Marines reporting.

Did you know what to do if someone's choking?

Its actually like the same thing.

You are telling a known masochist that you're going to pay for something he would pay good money for himself.
It's almost as if you're trying to make my night,.

...

Already spent a year and a half, never again

I'm just very glad I never went off to the other chans for that shit. I honestly never thought I'd end up here either, but at least this place is really similar to the Holla Forums threads.

so that's why you masturbate so much. hmm...

no buts. only butts.

you need to get them to eat more stuff to force whatever they are choking on down, yes.

silence, I say!

really? how fascinating.

...

Hmm, I haven't really thought this through. Maybe I would make him do something that you would hate? Like....growl at you? I don't know....


My butt is not an attractive sight, I don't think. Then again I don't look at it so...


Only if it is mine

No.

If they're coughing, then you encourage them to keep coughing.
Because coughing means you're breathing.

At least you can post porn and not get banned.
Seriously, a chan without porn? Terrible.

I couldn't really stop swearing and fighting as a kid so school sent me to psychologist
Then to a kid asylum in the capital
Didn't help for shit, even more fighting and swearing

Oh honey.
If only you knew the extent of my depravity.

beauty of the butt is in the eye of the beholder. and the penis.

well yeah, of course. that's common sense, rin.

the freedom is a huge draw, yes. even if it does cause massive text wall bullshit from certain people complaining about things they are more than capable of ignoring or filtering.

that seems extreme, but then again you do live in some crazy ass foreign country.

i'm still talking about how you wanna fuck dogs.

Where's Murder btw

There has to be something you don't enjoy....


But I don't want to have a penis by or up my butt....

If they stop coughing, but remain conscious you switch to abdomen thrusts.

Time away from you.

drawn images are not the same as real animals. I know you aren't this dumb.

oh. well then who cares if your butt looks good or not?

yeah. thrust it baby. thrust it real good.

smooth af

star citizen spent 1.3 million dollars to hire linguists to design 3 new languages

Also.

CPR fucking hurts.

No but they look the same.

I'm crass, but I know my way around a man.

Thank God.

if you do it right, yes. gotta break a few ribs to save a life sometimes.

no. they really really don't.

I genuinely thought that line was smooth.

Funny how we ended up as the only sane country in Europe these days


Would explain why it takes hundreds of dollars to buy it.

apparently theyre really complex and even include irregularities like english

isnt that fucking neat?
i might get it

the budget is like 125 million

yeah at least you have that going for you. the world is slowly going to shit around you though. everything is the worst.

I understand you're making a joke, but if you break a rib performing CPR you're way off base.

Yes~

the heart is down near the stomach rin. stop being ignorant.

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Mandy I swear to god if you left because I said that...

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true love right hurr

Hopefully nobody will see it.

What the actual fuck
Now I can't even get mad at them for the rabid pay to win system
Somebody buys the 4k starter pack and they are ahead of you forever


Its never too late to go east

what a lonely life.

im gonna need at least 8 more tildes

...

I got to be a corpse though.

but what if they take the east.

I guess we can be alone together.
You won't even know I'm there.

...

Yeah they do

this gif hurts my eyes.

that sounds fun.

yeah the pay 2 win system really makes me sad :(
im gonna kill myself now actually

I would say agree to disagree but you're so incorrect it would feel like lying.

why

♥

just look at it. it would have been much better to leave it as taken from the show instead of trying to turn it into whatever it is.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILING
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

...

They are literally based off real types of foxes.

hello


i have a non-transparent version somewhere

i didn't make it


don't watch the last season

...

I wasn't accusing you of making it. just saying it bothers me.

and blaming you for that.

Should I go get alcohol? I don't have anything else to do tonight and I'm bored

I have to.

And they have pvp too
One of the richfags go full pirate and everyone else is fucked
I also really want that game but imagine if you actually spend a few hundred on ships and supply and it gets taken away from you in two days.


If you heard stuff about the Balkan wars and south slav conflicts you know thats impossible even for them
Its safe here

such a typical cupcake thing to do


no you don't

the answer is always yes.

How is that even a question then

You horny fam?
wanna go jerk off?

Which Canada poster is that?

well I'll take your word for it. maybe look into moving.

I know, I'm the woooooorst

Perhaps.


Squash, stop....

I assume you're all just a single person, really.

...

I rarely finish a show to completion.

may it not stay that way.

My apologies.

...

Who knows what the future shall bring.


You are getting too good at this.

that's what makes it so horrible exciting.

Good enough I know you don't truly want me to stop.

i spilled enough goo earlier to put me out of commission for a few days, i can't even think about touching my dick or it makes me sick


well I mean
you're not THAT bad

just predictable


well watch everything except the last season

you just don't know me well enough yet. you will learn that I am the worst.

I'll need closure.

Not when what it brings is a triple life sentence.


You definitely have some hooks in my fee-fees.

and you think that is in your future?

I am so incredibly offended that you'd put me on par with Theseius.

Why are you posting feet at me?

...

you all drink milk out of bags.

because I got bored with the preceding back and forth.

I flirt with a lot of people, Mandy.
Though it takes someone special for me to want to romance them.

there have been bullies much meaner than you


the second to last season finale provides enough

and then immediately lets you down in the next episode

Because Cuppy is a degenerate that likes to rub weiners with his feet.

Still makes me smile.

there is much more complexity to my horrible nature than just simply bullying, eisen.

It usually follows double homicide and a slew of other crimes.


Fucking gold right there.


I know the feeling exactly

By the way. I'm moving home.
I won't be able to visit for a long time.

and that is something you plan on being a part of?

Ohhhhh~!
You big lug. You make me want to boop your snoot and snuggle you and get you whisky.

...

More of was a part of.


You had me at big lug!

I don't understand why people like feet.

Half of his job is done ...hic!

my suitemates are nice


i don't believe you're capable of worse


do what you must.
hope you come back soon, closer

only a fool would take information posted here as fact.

if you haven't been caught yet you're probably in the clear, unless this was very recent.

nor do I.
I saved them to post at darwin.

you make me want to bully you so fucking much eisen when you make comments like this.

A prospects life is never done....

until you die.

I'm not fooling you at all, am I?

I'm far too kind for that.
I would not touch him unless he begged me to.


And I will have you in bed.


Maybe some day.

in a call with traps lads

their voices sound so unhuman lads :/

Can we make it a hammock instead?


Well I'm awful sorry to hear that, lad.

I may be more gullible than some, but not this much.

sounds like you are cruel in the most wonderful way.

KFC

your frustration pleases me

...

what a cruel human being.

maybe even the worst

It would only aid in the rocking~!


You learn what a man likes.
Though, with him I would probably beg for god knows how much more.

you will not take that title from me, you monster.

your infatuation is rather adorable, not going to lie.

I didn't hear you complain when I was eating you.

Stop jerking Darwin off with your feet.

as if you ever had it

It's a shame he's so far away.
Least I rattle his bone and shake the rafters.

Well then I am sorry for even trying.


Best part of fucking in a boat?

Some people hot glue figures.
Darwin hot glues podiatrist adds.

well I never meant to imply it was bad to do so. only that it is delicious.

he and I are not interested in each other in that way.

the bullying tables have turned. this is more distressing.

*lest.

distance is only as bad as you let it be. someday your dreams will come true, dear squash.

you shouldn't be. trying and making mistakes is how we learn and grow.

*most.

The water has always enchanted me.

water is romantic as fuck.

life will never be the same for you

My life lacks stability.
I don't know if a romance with anyone would be a good idea.

True, but some mistakes can't be taken back.


Aye. I want to get a canoe or something.

You sure are. C:

A night on the water with Mandy in an open top boat and nobody to hear us sounds like a night to behold.


I'm sure we could arrange a canoe to take out for a spin.

isn't that true with each passing second?

it will not always been unstable.

this is one that doesn't need to be taken back. can you imagine how funny it would have been if I'd taken you seriously? it was worth the gamble in spite of the long odds.

cease this at once.

you charmer, you.

Sometimes I enjoy the nature of my life.

nom

And perhaps find ourselves in some bumpy waters close to shore....


I am glad that we at least agree on that!

there is certainly something to be said for a life that is unpredictable from day to day.

I would personally say that it sucks ass, but what do I know.

you are incorrigible.

we agree on many things, mandy.

Lord knows if we found ourselves in that situation we would make mountains with the force of us rocking around.

It's let me meet a good number of people I cherish.

I thought that word was spelled encouragable.

I'm sure those people feel the same about having met you.

you are that as well.

You know I miss the taste of a cigar after a glass of whisky..


Certainly would, what with me throwing you around and man handling you.

I would think so.

I have never smoked a cigar. the only thing I inhale is the occasional weed.

wow ego trip much?

What else am I?

I have never smoked weed. But a cigar is good on the every now and then.

many things.

McFucking kill yourself.

this went south rather fast.

My my.
And you say I'M getting too good at this~

~

you devil, you.

He likes going down. Fast.


I have somewhat had a lot of experience with dominating people.

do ho ho

oh my

I forgot it's Sunday, all the places that sell booze are closed already..

Well, here I am.
Or would you care to take this somewhere private?

You better start dropping details

it's more fun to not do that and let you wonder.

Hi tenny

Jokes on you I don't think enough to wonder.

how delightful

Tell me anyways or I'll torture you

Couldn't resist.


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I'm going to build a prison.

you should know me well enough to know that offering something I want is not an effective way to threaten me.

to keep your girlfriend in?

Part of me wants to learn smooth jazz on the sax if only to play a duet with you.

you grow even more lovely with every new thing I learn. no wonder squash is smitten.

waow lewd...

what a thing to accuse me of.

I would sing along with you any day.


I am also quite in love with many billy joel songs....

goodness. your musical taste is delightful.

If I had more confidence in my voice I would not hesitate to sing you every song I knew.

NO! To prove how smart I am at maintaining a budget and keeping criminals from misbehaving!

and to keep your girlfriend in.

Any requests?


It is a hard habit to break my friend. Once you sing your love to sleep for months on end, you can't easily live without it.

Accuse nothing, you said you want me to torture you.
I bet you want to be tied up with ropes and suspended and abused.

let's hear some of vienna.

that sounds wonderful horrible. how could you say such a thing.

Maybe sometime I'll find it in me to sing you something for a change.

...

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hey hey

happy Sunday

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Yuri~
is~
pure~
:)

bump

lonely... :(

...

hungry...

like actually hungry. hmm...

cute girl.

saved :)

YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GOING DOWN

YOUR SINKING SHIP IS BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO

*huffs kindly*

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Arabic is cancerous to write and master, I can assure you.

jk that picture gay af

did you win?

no bully

jfc you're all trying to kill me


Sunday Funday

-pet pet bellyrub- Wanna go for a walkies? Who's a good boy!

Perhaps later after things meet their inevitable fate.

just gone done ERPing with the Kyle lads

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It sounds awful. I'm sorry.


It's ok, my love. I don't pressure people.

I become nervous when I sing for someone.

it sounds a lot harsher from someone else. now you're making me want to actually try so I can prove you wrong.

confidence is far more important than ability anyway. thank you mandy~

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Someone snuggle Test


Have you seen Stranger Things?!?!

About a year ago Test did the same thing for me.
Said we wouldn't last a month. hue.

Yes of course.

/snuggles Test

good show. very good.

Pumpkin look at this lmao

showed that fucker, yes you did.

How about I snuggle you instead.

Made me smile.


Won one and lost one. It's like 4 AM and I'm tired as hell.
I moved my bug zapper thing to a socket I didn't know was there. Mosquitos are dropping left and right, finally good to win this war.

I understand that though.


I have had a few drinks. I will sing anything.

Stranger things was so easy to figure out

I...um....recorded something.

I had to have the original song playing as well, and I didn't listen to see if it turned out ok, but would you like it? My voice faltered a lot, and it might sound bad...

sounds like things are finally looking up for ole ana.

I tend to sing a lot when I'm drunk as well. and in the shower.

might be the cutest post squash has ever made.

...

Wait, why?


Call me a cynic.

why is image hover broken :(

you are a cynic.

it suuucks.

He's not such a fucker.
I think he's pretty neat.
We hardly talk at all but I like him so he can't be all bad.
I have pretty good instincts.

You're a cynic?

I WAS REALLY NERVOUS IT HAS BEEN YEARS LAST I SUNG FOR SOMEONE

10X told me to

your instincts are horrible.

I'm told as much, at least.


Thx babe.


Oh, I think it was because I was memeing as Luka.

a d o r a b l e

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That is awful sweet.


You can steam me.


I sing all the time. Literally, all the damn time.

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I figured out your secret last night though.
You were the one who wanted to be friends with me though, remember? =w =;

You should find some people to tell you better things.