Grimoire got delayed again, to the surprise of no one

Grimoire got delayed again, to the surprise of no one.
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What is this and why should I care?

Something you want to tell us D.W.?

According to their crowdfunding site its a game that been in the works for over 17 years

Maybe he gets dolled up so Jamal isn't completely when he gets fluffed.

WEW LAD
I would have dropped it at 5. Did no one learn anything from Duke Nukem: Forever?

more like 23.

try more like 25. It's been at least conceptualized since Wizardry 7 came out in 1992.

FUCK

Well, we know what the delay was, 23 years of tweaking so it didn't offend xanyone

Blakemore can't finish anything, as hilarious as he is.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

This is why early access is not a bad thing! Because of developers like this.

What a homo.

It's possible that the game was started in 1987, putting it at 30 years.

The truth is we may never know, as Blakemore will never let us filthy inpure-not-50%-neanderthal humans know the real date.


This might've been the earliest early access game, he's been taking money since the early 2000's for the game.

LOL

Gaming in the modern age, folks. L-O-Fucking-L.

A game that not one person would give a shit about if its creator wasn't a Terry Davis tier meme on RPG Codex.

What does the RPG Codex even do? I am always curious about gaming websites like these.

Do people not realize that the "people will learn not to trust crowdfunding" meme is garbage? New generations will be born and none of them will be immune to it.

It's a mix of Holla Forums, /tg/ and Holla Forums in forum format.

What a piece of shit, threatening to doxx someone because someone is telling the truth about your bullshit.

It's a forum for discussing CRPGs. The community is quite similar to Holla Forums in that they think every game is shit until proven otherwise, thus there are a lot of crossposters.

And Valve lets them get away with it. Anyone have that Gabe then and now meme pic lying around? It clearly is the truth at this point.

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If the footage he's been showing is real, I actually want to play this game. This screenshot alone kind of makes me hard.

There's a surprising amount of overlap between the Codex and /a/ as well. They pretend to hate anything Japanese when posting on the Codex and they pretend to hate anything western when posting on /a/. Odd people.

Thanks, user. This pic really sums it all up, although at the rate it's going, we'll probably get the five shekels a month thing much more earlier than 2045.

Amazing how Valve literally has a situation that most companies in general would kill for and yet they throw it all away because they have to be vidya hipsters.

I see the years have done little to bring Cleve out of his unhinged state. Does he still claim to be a Golden Retriver expert and a neanderthal ubermensch?

But will the game be good ? I don't even care if it's some reskinned shit since I'll pirate it anyways. I just want good games.

Wewlads.

that's because not everyone comes fresh off from cuckchan or reddit like you

Does anyone have a recap of what happened since the beggining ?

The developer may be a con artist, but the idiots on this picture are no better.

This thread makes me want to play some Wizardry.

The point (I think) is that he took the bait from a bunch of obvious trolls and dealt with it in the most humorless way possible.

Yes gentlesir doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing is quite the scourge isn't it!

How vexxing!

Welcome to the past 20 years lad.

lets not argue over semitics

Listen the dude worked at Sir-Tech that means he gets benefit of the doubt. I'll buy this game when it comes out.

However I was personally embarrassed by recommending this game to a friend and then it was delayed. This makes me look bad.


So disregard the entire image?

>>>/cow/

oy vey

By now Cleve is the punchline to a joke that was never going to be funny.

He also believes "that if action is not taken soon [to destroy America], heaven is obligated to issue a public apology to Sodom and Gomorrah and a possible lawsuit for reparations may be in the cards. Blakemore believes that the purpose of television is to destroy Western society, starting with the women. Once the women have been worked on, they will be estranged from the men, who will enter into a deluded life of hopeless despair:

"Their wombs start with the potential to draw down the future and once you take them out of the picture, the wretched males are easily picked off and eliminated one pink slip/heart attack at a time. The males are real tough guys who can go without food, water, sleep and fight with sticks and stones … but destroy their females and isolate them from each other, the males will wither up and just blow away like dead flowers. Men need women even more than women need men. Without women and children, men have nothing to live for. Don't be fooled by that three-time divorcee chuckling over a beer about how glad he is that none of them bitches "tied him down," girls … he'll be dead in six months in a car accident because he had insomnia at 3 am in the morning, saw a sharp turn and suddenly without knowing why just decided to hold the wheel steady and go right over the mountain. Men without women and children to protect and love are nothing, they're not even human any more. That's why television knows, you kill the female, you kill the entire species."

He's not wrong you know

Just to let every one in on the joke

This is real, Cleve is a scam artist, but he is hilarious.

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gog.com/forum/general/so_grimoire
last post, someone on gog claims this game dont even exist at all

He's batshit insane. The sheer strength of will that it would take for someone to stay in person and troll for nearly a quarter of a century would mean he is superhuman.

Last thread I remember this being outed as decades old trolling to get a rise out of the dev.

I read that entire thing expecting proof but instead just got /cow/ shitposting. What a waste of time.

Was trying to find the post you were talking about, but I think this is more interesting to see.

He promised to do that shit five years back.

He was hired to work on one game, Stones of Arnhem, and the game got canceled almost entirely because of his incompetence.

do you have any facts to back that up ?

This is absolutely correct, though? There's a reason the Amish don't have these problems and the kikes go into media, user

Robert Sirotek himself, though it looks like I was wrong about it being entirely Cleve's fault. The project was already having a rough time before they hired him, but he certainly made things worse. They start talking about Stones of Arnhem around 7:20.

Sir-Tech employees hated him so much they made a parody character of him and put it in Jagged Alliance 2.

Cleve is batshit insane. If you have spent a quarter of a century making a game and haven't yet released it there's something wrong with you.

Fucking wew

Alright thanks for backing up your claims first time I ever see that happening around here


Maybe he's just a perfectionist ? even I don't believe the excuse I just made up

thanks. well sirotek called it vaporware himself.
shame, i could use some new old wizardrylike game

He's building a bunker in Buttfuck, Australia for the upcoming apocalypse where cannibal cybernigger rape babies will roam the wastelands and hunt down the last remnants of humanity. I'm just sad the Codex locked their General Discussion section of the forum for non members because there's a shitload of threads where Cleve displays just how unhinged he really is.

After a few year even the most disbelieving member of the Codex stopped think he was just a very dedicated troll and was actually crazy as fuck.


Japan has been churning them out for ages now.

In what universe did I step into ?

Which character is it? One of the schmucks from M.E.R.C? Elliot?

sirtech produced ja too, both with wizardry

I know but I was just surprised of seeing JA2 OC after all those years in this little dark corner of the internet.

Calvin Barkmore, just to make it extra obvious. IIRC he's in charge of one of the mines.

The creator is a special kind of autist, the thing is, is that he is genuinely working on the game. But his own number one enemy is himself, since he keeps forgetting key details of his own project like what imaginary numbers he used for projectiles.

The demo is fucking huge though.

Holy shit this is great, thanks user.
jaggedalliance.wikia.com/wiki/Calvin_Barkmore

youtube.com/watch?v=AKZrOOhgunc
what about this gameplay ? where is it from? he did it himself?

Now that is not entirely true, unfortunately the leaks that was once available on Ebay at some point was gone. But he was entirely vindicated of his complaints about the company, so pinning the blame squarely on him is just a matter of convenience at this point.

You mean the ones where he said the guy in charge had a box full of vibrators and there was child pornography everywhere?

Like I said the stuff was lost from ebay, only a handful of choice papers were shown but those papers were really damning for the company. Although I've worked on people's computers in the past so "I've seen some shit" wouldn't begin to describe how believable the second part of your sentence is to me, but Cleveland likes to exaggerate even when he's right for all i know they could be lolis.

The way he worded it Sir-Tech was basically a modern day Gomorrah full of sexual deviancy and pedophilia, with him as the lone crusader trying to hold it all together. Keep in mind he's the guy that had a meltdown over people not believing he was Cheetah (or was it Golden Retriever) expert and that he was a superhuman neanderthal that broke all the army records.

And I've seen some shit user, word of advice never be "that guy whose good with computers" and fix people's stuff. I am legally obligated to report CP when I see it but the cops only really care about certain parameters otherwise the rest of the stuff I see well you do not want to know.
And? I still need to dig for it because of memory holing but part of Sir-Tech going bankrupt was showing that Cleveland exaggerated, but he was right and he had a fucking field day over that.

Ah here we go, starts here and ends around page 49 web.archive.org/web/20140910110905/http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/why-did-sir-tech-go-bankrupt.53695/page-39

Grimoire looks like shit.

Most of us are curious what the insane, autistic mind of Cleave has managed to concoct in 25 years. I have little hope the game is anything but a disjointed, broken mess created by a crazy person in his underground bunker, but still, it finally coming out is a landmark in gaming history.

People have been saying the game is just a Stone Of Arnhem mod, it's possible that the entire game is just SoA and only half complete, which might be why he's never going to release it.

They've been churning out JRPGs with the wizardry name on it.

Watch grimoire turn into somthing greater than something like tails get trolled. Grimoire could turn out to be the greatest autistic work ever created.

The game has been in development for decades. It's not a "lol so retro" gimmick, it's the era of graphics that were present at first development.

Heil Autism.

And courtesy of Codex itself a redrawing of an ebay scan and a statue of the infamous penisaurus. Trust me user, Cleve is completely right.

I know, that's why I corrected myself here


One of the rumors about why it got delayed again is that some of the ex-Sir Tech guys are suing him over assets stolen from Stones of Arnhem, but I haven't seen any evidence to support that. It's probably nothing more than Cleve being Cleve again.

Not a single point of evidence posted, I'm disappointed.

I miss Sir-tech.

Was there really bad things going on in that company? It is hard for me to believe that the people who made Wiz8 and JA2 were bad people.

Anyone can tell me what happened to Sir-tech?

New excuse update.
steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1430307055692406736


Brenda Romero is a feminist, but aside from that the people there probably weren't any worse than any other company at the time.

see

and


Unfortunately the whole thread is not archived but basically a guy came into a big thread about Sir-Tech's bankruptcy in a place Cleve himself frequents and who sells stuff on ebay acquired pretty much everything about the project Cleve was hired to work on and pretty much a whole fuck ton of other stuff. He showed various pictures of things like scanned penis themed monsters from the concept art books and other shit that basically freaked everyone out then the guy basically had a request frome someone to take the auction for all that stuff down. *cough*Sir-Tech*cough* And that everyone on Codex to just let everything be memory holed.

I really wish there was some sort of integrated use of hosting images because a lot of stuff is memory holed now I fucking hate that.

*I really wish there was some sort of integrated use of hosting images on codex because a lot of stuff is memory holed now I fucking hate that.

Why is no one checking anything in this thread

What is this gayme a Wizardry clone?

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Yeah, it's never going to be released though.

I have a small amount of hope. Its about centimeter big, but its there.

I mean we were literally hours from it being released and he still found a way to delay it until further notice.

He must be a very, very thorough perfectionist or a nutcase. Makes sense to say he's both actually. I just hope his game comes out, concept looks fucking amazing.

Please just release it I want to crawl some dungeons.

Post your face when.

I really hope the game's story and mechanics are the results of a madmans inner mind. It would be fucking amazing to dissect that. Imagine 20-30 years of autism all being released at once.

I meant to spoiler that and post the webm, fuck.

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Either that or the game has never really existed and Cleve has fooled all of us.

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40$ doesn't seem to expensive when presented like that.
How the hell did he survive for so long with no income ? Does he live off autismbux ?

Man he is a real idiot. Even after his balance some classes are still better than others look what he did with PoE the worst classes are the best classes from launch to current patch.

sp00ky

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This is what weaponized autism really looks like. Either that or narcissism so strong it blocks out the Sun.

I think he's just trying to be sarcastic.

Cleve is not capable of sarcasm.

I don't know man I think he's trying

Cleve has spent 20 years working on this, it better be the best game ever made.

There's no way it won't be at least as good as Wizardry 7, assuming it ever comes out.

indiegogo.com/projects/grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar#/
Will it ever stop being funny ?

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GUYS LOOK AT THE STEAM PAGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

The dev was in the right here, the nigger never posted proofs.

store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/ wow it's fucking nothing

nothing new as far as im aware

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I really think this guy is full of shit.

Who are we to question someone who wants to do things their own way?

More importantly did he breed his white wife he is talking to much about to breed the autistic race of supermen?

I mean he did receive money from people by promising them the game to be out in 2013.

It's just money.

You can ride turtles in the game user.

I wish I could preorder.

No one ever cared about your shit game, stop shilling it. Grimoire has never been a meme and there is fuck nobody waiting for it.

This shitpost would work if not for the fact there have been 127 posts before yours.

Even then it wouldn't work. The game isn't pretend retro. It's just been in stasis so long it appears that way.

To the shitposter's defense he was clearly exploiting the retro part of his game when begging for money.
It's incredible to think that this game's been in development for longer than most retards around here.

wwwwwww

This game has been in development longer than DNF and The Last Guardian combined.

by the way, im not an expert on how making games work. but if its been in development for over 20 years, does it mean it was developed for dos? how do you make it work on modern systems when most ppl have win 7/8/10 ?

Any good game programmer will keep (almost) all game logic separate from platform specific stuff like input handling and rendering, so you can just rewrite those parts to get the game running almost exactly the same on newer/other systems.

Is he right, Holla Forums ?

ouch

The only thing he's really criticizing is the writing, I completely agree with him on it. It could be a lot better.

What? He wasn't being particularly harsh or brutal.

Oh dear God, Cleve tried to be funny when writing the game. This is going to be a disaster.

I've assumed he hyped it to get in before Greenlight disappeared. Yet again Vulva does it all wrong, like an autistic 12 year old.

GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

He essentially told the guy that he's lost his sale because it looks like the writing was done by a 10 year old.

There's a demo from 2013 on rpgcodex. the game is awful and from the trailer it looks like he didn't change anything. Just play legend of grimrock instead.

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I honestly have to wonder what he's been doing for the better part of 25 years that he wasted on this ego project of his.

nope

NOBODY has posted this shit yet? This is virtually you raff you roose tier material. Try not to have your face implode while you watch this.

Disregarded.

You can tell his mic is as old as his game.

I honestly believe Cleve should be a voice actor.

Well, Cleve is racist. Not that there's anything wrong with being racist.

Can someone explain to me how he got this "600 hours of gameplay" figure ?
I mean it's been itching my brain as how you calculate this when you have no player stats backing it up ?
Is it just the total amount of time he's been working on it ?

That would be interesting. He reminds me of like an AM sports radio DJ or something.

This man is a living shitpost. If only his mic was better.

that's how

Shit that makes way too much sense.
It's like his whole thought process during the creation was "I need wiz7 but bigger".
It's like the RPGs bragging about "6 million words script, goy"

Well in his demo and pitch he showed the maps he's made. Depending on how fast moving one tile is it could be well over a hundred hours of content.

Wouldn't be a bad thing if Cleve could actually make something that isn't shit.

according to the steam page there are 244 maps, if each one takes 2-3 hours to beat you get 600 hours

I actually was pretty surprised at how many attempts at self deprecating humor there were. I was expecting the usual lolcow level of no self-awareness, some CWC tier quality of taking himself super seriously with a kind of "no really guize, REALLY" undertone, but the guy actually sounds like he's fully aware of all the criticisms and between the lines is saying "yeah they have a point but I'm still here."

I definitely wasn't expecting that, and I'm certainly not holding my breath, but there is this slight glimmer of chance he might actually release whatever this is. I suppose it shouldn't be surprising if it releases eventually, if the dude has been at this for two decades, it's a vanity project, mixed with ridiculous levels of autism.

I hope they will all be polished.
I'd rather have fun for 60 hours than suffer for 600.

Also in case anyone missed it this is the video description under that 2012 indiegogo pitch


The guy really is a shitpost made flesh.

on the other hand, how can one guy playtest properly a 600 hour long game?

is he actually Sam Hyde ?

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I was about to tell you that he claimed dozens of playtesters successfully completed the whole game as early as 2005, but that sounds like bullshit just as much as your image does.

no user, read his image. The dev claimed he ran through it end to end in a single day by using "cheats and speedrun." there's no fucking way he properly playtested a 600 hour long game in a single day.

I don't know man, autism is a hell of a drug.

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Because you're a nigger, it's clearly a wiz7 clone with a lethal dose of autism.

I think what he is trying to claim that he did was he set the game speed to a high amount and used cheats basically plow through everything.

Yes, we know that. The argument is that there's no way he could do that and have properly playtested it, if in truth it is indeed a 600 hour long game. At best he blazed through tons of main content and nothing major acted as a show stopper.

You're right he needs a few more years of playtesting.

hey, Cleve here, that is an excellent point. Ill make announcement on steam soon, but i can say it here and now, ill test it properly starting today, if my calculations are correct, i should be able to release the game around december 2019 if no major bugs appear, wish me luck!

You cheeky cunt

but what if some bosses are too powerful and need hours of grinding? maybe some spells are underpowered and completely useless or some of the monsters do a little too much damage. Balance is important and rpgs need a lot of fine tuning to play smoothly

He's going to fix "all" of the bugs but then an hour after release he's going to get flooded with bug reports from people. He'll panic that his masterpiece isn't as perfect as he thought it was and will either rage at people for ruining his work or will spend the next 30 years patching the game.

We need to have a bug report thread when the game comes out. It'd be great if we could find a bug within an hour of gameplay.

If it's going to be anything like Wiz 7 then there won't be any forced grinding segments because when you hit a brick wall there's still a million other places to go.

I believe he does have a son.

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Here's his blog: grimdarkly.wordpress.com/

checks out.
Maybe he's just dead and his wife is necroing his account for shekels.

From the way I'm reading it, it's basically just a speedrun to see if any bugs crop up. No game balancing in mind, literally just bug testing.

It's not his fault if it's not out it's Steam's !

Boys I think it's happening for reals.

I can only imagine the horrors held within his codebase. The mere thought has kept me up all night, it's 5 AM right now.

All this fucker does is whiteknight devs on Steam discussions and comments, i'm amazed at how he manages to show up during every shitstorm just to do that.

You can see for yourself once Grimoire is released :^)

For being the Neanderthaler Aryan Ex- US Marine that he is, he sure writes like a fag

People get addicted to drama/shitposting or he is autistic.

Can I? I very much doubt he's releasing the source code.

can i ask a totally fucking retarded question here? why is releasing source code so important? aren't we at the point where we could, i don't know the term for it, decompile virtually any game once we know at the very least which engine it was coded in?

No.

No, the only thing you can get from a game like this is the assembly code. This wasn't made with an engine. And in case you didn't know, reading uncommented assembly is pretty damn hard and a game this big is going to have a fuckton of it.

He has said that he might release the source code but that was a while back.

I'm telling you man, the people funding this want to see the train wreck that is Cleve's game.

Reverse engineering is the term you're looking for.

so in two years ?

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And then there's this faggot

I'm waiting for this to be the next TempleOS. Something that is actually really well made for what it is, made with intense love and dedication, but is so niche that nobody can really use it.

Typical saps.

I highly doubt it. And Terry has an actual excuse (his mental illness) while this guy just seems to be a lazy asshole with a superiority complex.

Working hard

1 microaggression left

What's stopping you?

He's absolutely correct. Look at Sweden. "Empowered" womans running around while native males sit in their cucksheds.

I have to agree here, Blakemore is the autist we needed.

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But I really like this thread.

So let me guess, the "worked on it for 20 years" is just a marketing ploy to sell it to old Wizardry, Eye of the Beholder fags. They imagine there favorite dungeon crawler but whit 20 years of autism. Aged like a fine wine. Then you sell it for $80 dollery doo's and the Matt Barton's of the world collectively jerk each other off to make you a billion gazillion's!

Yes, all 4 of them. The 4th one has alzheimer's so that's a bit of unknown too.

Don't forget the upcoming crowdfunded "expansion pack" after the success of the main game.

Wait it will be 80 AUD… Wow.. Uhh I could get a couple packets of .308 and some steak for that.

Make sure to advertise it as the Dark Souls of Dungeon Crawlers to get the "retro" Hipster crowd.

A wizardry style metroidvania soulslike

pls no

GUYS IT IS HAPPENING FOR REALS THIS TIME. In 13 hours from this post!…

It is the final countdown for the last time.

Imagine if Cleve and Ulililililia teamed up.
Imagine.

is this some sort of reference to the Kali Yuga?

This is such a bad business decision though. Should've just released and hotfixed.
Also look at those very important bugs he's fixing.

You know damn well Grimoire isn't a business.

I wonder if it'll use denuvo for even more trolling.

They'd kill each other pretty quickly.


Skyrim was released with so many errors and glitches even one where a door wouldn't open so you'd be locked out of the main quest.

Cleve is worried about party members not being able to throw SOME things. It is madness.

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Beware of the false prophets

He clearly has entirely different priorities about Grimoire. It is his magnum opus, it must be perfect.

Small minds can never hope to understand geniuses.

Fortune favours the bold.

it actually looks good. This has to be a marketing stunt.

kanker

Why do i think most of you just want the game to come out so you can shit on it as hard as you can?

Honestly I don't buy into the "he just wants to milk everyone scam". It would've been easier to get money when hype was at its peak. I think he's just that much of a shitposter.

I want to see what cleve can make in 20 years of autism.

I believe in Cleve

I support cleve, just so he actually releases it.

This fellow Non-Cleve is right.

I hope it's good, so I have something enjoyable to pirate. I just don't think it will.

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Women's rights are men's fault.
If you give someone any right, it has the inherent implication of you having authority and power over that someone, therefore if someone, against their better judgement, gives children right to drink before organs are properly developed, or women to be responsible for their own actions.
It's the lawmaker's fault.
The problem western culture faces is that of men being spineless eunuchs and women wanting to be like them.
In addition the Church is weak eroding the moral foundations of the West.
This is not the case neither in Asia nor in the Middle East.

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Autists will pay anything for autistic shit.

ALMOST there this time !

Cleve should really just shut the fuck up and stop posting until the game is released. All he's doing is making himself look like a big tard.

That's what he's been doing for the last 25 years, i doubt he'd stop now

This person is correct, I'm going to have to redo all the NPCs to accomodate this brilliant idea.
Shouldn't take more than a month !

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only if the game is willing to shower with me.
but I'm honestly interested now
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you mean the 35.90…, 20,15.99…, $5 price tag?
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this young lady is correct.

BY THE END OF THE WEEK FELLOW SAPIENS !

I reported a typo. It may delay the game for months.

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TBH, just got an opportunity to watch that video. Robert Sirotek sounds like a fucking lying faggot.

I just checked out that website, what the fuck?
templeos.org/

Here you go.

Aw, shit.

You're in for a wild ride.

Pretty sure he is going to eat your flesh soon, sorry user.

It's already a pain in the ass because he flakes on tabletop night all the time. Although that could be related to his shitty girlfriend.

Oh yeah, brilliant idea.

That's actually pretty cool. Too bad he is schizophrenic.

He actually threw our campaign for a loop by murdering some guy who stole money from the party… in front of a hospital. In broad daylight. He fed the guy's soul to his pet, and now they both finish off most of the monsters they fight, rather than leaving them like usual.
it's pretty fun

He's gonna try to murder you all sooner or later.

You just sound like you hate Cleve for political reasons.

When I was 5 I had my nigger friend touch his dick to my butthole and I didn't touch his butthole with my dick.
I'm superior to terry.

He's probably CIA.

Oh yeah I know just what to do with a schizophrenic person: Allow them to meddle with one of the earthly incarnations of the devil. What could possibly go wrong?

Yes, keeping feeding his delusions, after all who's to say what is real or not.

From my experience the main problem dealing with schizos is their rampant paranoia, this is in fact one of the direct symptoms of being a schizo the "I see shit that ain't there" types are surprisingly rare and that's more Hollywood feeding you bullshit as usual, they tend to hear shit a lot though.

WHERE IS THE GAME.

i was just pressing "launch on steam" button, when i miss pressed my mouse and clicked on grimoire exe button, then suddenly a bug appeared i haven't seen before, i have to fix it. ill give you new release date soon
t. Cleve

He said "by the end of the week" so surely we'll be playing Grimoire by next monday.

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Go back to work Cleve

And now he's back to pro shitposting

Are you sure this isnt just some elaborate game he's trying to play with us so he finally releases it when we've solved the puzzles?

I don't think we're going to ever see the game then.

There has to be one user autistic enough.

I thought this game was already finished.

yes but all the bugs !

Pros don't need to steal jokes from Mike Judge movies.

delete this

Sure showed me user. Better luck next time.

Into the trash

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Post YFW they combine their autistic superpowers and create the ultimate Cianigger-free experience.

Bumping my favorite thread of the week.

weeeeeeeeeeeeew

Well he leaked his info is it time to make use of it?

99% sure this post is satire btw I'm telling you because apparently autismo lords can't tell when people are sarcastic unless they're speaking like fucking retards

Don't forget this either

This game has too many colours and too high of a resolution to run on TempleOS, he'd have to redo all the graphics. Which would probably take him another 20 years.

That's actually a good point I'll have to look into this.
t. Cleve.

...

Is it really happening?

COULD IT BE

Does terry feel in charge?

ITS HAPPENING GUYS
BIGGEST GAME OF ALL
LITERALLY PIC REL

ONE FINAL PASS GUYS he said the same thing yesterday

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Bets on what his next excuse will be.

and this is the 300th post

nigger

I wouldn't bet on it.

low tier Cro-Magnon effort there

I thought it was the next Legend_of_Grimrock game.

It started well before though.

steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444321799353/

Its fucking happening boys. I cant believe it.

Well he did say it'd be out by next monday.

Doesnt he always say that though?

Yes but he means it every time.
Oh shit a bug.

Will sapiens ever recover ?

IT'S
HABBEDING

Bump this thread you CIAniggers.