Friday the 13th Controversy Thread II: White Knight So Hard You Destroy What You Built Edition

Already dying

Yeah, but the game is already dying. That's a big part of this, they're pissing off the diehards holding onto it in hopes of updates. Especially over perm bans, very few will rebuy a game after that, so now they all know their investment of time means nothing. Games like CoD or CS will strive on past any issue like this, smaller titles get crushed into dead servers. The review has almost 1000 votes, that's a little under a quarter of the entire remaining playerbase, and they already lost 1000 last month.

WEW
(((KIKESTARTER)))

Speaking of which, they've banned numerous people just for running into their glitches.

i still don't understand how this game became popular among the normalfags? its utter shit, >you walk and run at the pace of a spastic snail that has asthma

dead by daylight did this shit so much better.

my bad then i am sure it will live for years upon years then

Simple, it's stream bait. People see streamers have fun because they act all goofy and retarded since that's how they hook their audience and think they'll have the same experience playing the game themselves.

Because it's shitty streamer bait

I think my favorite part of this failure of a game is they have cooperating with jason as a bannable offense. They don't prohibit or mitigate it with any in-game mechanics, it's like it never occurred to them that someone would play the game in a fashion different from their goals. These people are fucking stupid.

I still don`t understand how a shit le scary game could gather so much spergs because of glitches.

mememmos doesn`t get that autistic over game breaking exploits.

>>>Holla Forums

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shame DBD is a massivley imbalanced mess.
Playing survivor is boring as fuck because how easy it is, and you pretty much need to be a masochist to enjoy playing as killer.

Masterminds at work right here.

Fuck off and die please.

It's how devs protect their game's image after they do something retarded either by an unpopular patch or somewhere on the internet they change it to not show recent review score.

Nightmare on Elm Street with 4 players is better than this trash.

Filtered. Fucking mods here are a joke.

Absolutely not. This isn't cuckchan. Reported for being an idiot.

Reported the thread as well.

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you never presented an argument to begin with. Now get smoked kiddo

???

That's for duplicate threads, this is a 'continuation thread'.

Technically he is correct, though I think this time Mark should let it slide (I'm sure he'll swing by to fuck things up as he usually does though).

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provided the preexisting thread has not hit bump limit
provided the preexisting thread has not hit bump limit

I posted the entire rule verbatim.

This is a continuation thread which requires the previous thread to have 700+ posts or page 13+

Why are you quoting me? I agreed with you.

Nobody cares nigger. Keep crying because your shit game is kill.

But this is about one topic, not a broad topic, and isn't really a general. I would agree if this was like the fifth thread or something but it's seriously just a second thread for a topic that will die out in a day.

That's why I said Mark should let it slide.

Shit does nobody read anymore?

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There are better ways to announce to the world that you're butthurt cancer, user.

You can make the shittiest game imaginable and people will defend it if you call it a horror game.

gb2 >>>Holla Forums naziboo

Not to be a stick in the mud but Rule 6:

I'll be nice this time and delete the previous thread, but remember this for the next one please.

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Fuck off you kike crony.

See.

Someone leave a lewd pic of the switch to sway him to leave the thread unmolested. All I have is thick hairy girls on hand right now.

are you the new mod they hired?
dont be such a faggot

You guys should really increase the bump limit to like 500. Threads die too quickly nowadays.

I know you're doing your job man but I feel like you are misinterpreting that rule a bit.

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They're volunteers, you cuckchanner newfag.

Who is the cunt with the cow ring?

I will now report all the other generals around that have done the same and i expect you to do the same

OY
VEY

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Didn't we have pretty much the same drama a few months ago for a different game? Where somebody was being accused of "sexual harassment" for calling a 12-year-old a faggot online in an M-rated game?

It happens weekly now it feels like.

lol. Eat a dick and die. Nobody cares what you think or do, you fucking homo.

0/10.
MARK! Discipline this one!

interacting with the community is more trouble than it is worth. /a/ has it right.

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Mark's a bigger faggot than the volunteers he hires. Not to mention he's an FBI informant.

Who cares, they all do it for free.

Can this be the new LOL thread? I'm too lazy to check the catalogue and there's already plenty of shitposters here, so it won't be too different from a normal thread.
Enough of this shit.

I heard rumors that Mark was the one in the Grassy Knoll on November 22nd, 1963. You didn't hear that from me.

You joke, but he's a big enough kike. It wouldn't surprise anyone.

Let's just make it into a meta thread.

Who thinks Mark's moderation of the board is fucking awful, that he's an attention whore, and actually doesn't care about making this place a board where games can be discussed?

Can we just make a new board already? This place gets worse every single fucking day

Irony.

AHA!
>>>/gamesx/

Good enough for pedos and people looking for hitmen on craigslist.

Board's doomed because of affiliations with a certain board unfortunately

Too bad because it actually looks good.

It would be moronic to try to sue someone for banning you in a $20 video game and calling your steam handle a child molester. It would be moronic because not only would no lawyer/judge waste time with that (if you're not unlucky enough to deal with a (((progressive))) judge), but you would be revealing your identity to the public because of a ban from a $20 game.

What board?

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You can probably guess

The board's extra doomed if you don't fucking post in it, you cowardly faggot.
It also doesn't have this stupid goddamn captcha.

Why is the captcha back?

Did you miss /svidya/ and /vvv/?

Any board that is created as an alternative to a legacy board will never survive.

Got spammed again earlier

You're retarded.

Captcha is back because we had a manual spammer and a bot spamming random text and gay porn

It wasn't an user, it was a plebbitor who jewgled his name and managed to find the Holla Forums thread here, and fuck this game, fuck the people who bought it, fuck Valve, and fuck the devs. And the serious meta bullshit by the asshurt faggots here, wew, that's one way to derail an already shit thread.

I do post in it, I'm just saying it's never gonna get enough users to be active

Holla Forums did before Wheelchairmidget decided to kill it

Those existed before this place got to this state. Now there's need for an alternative, before there wasn't.

It needs to stop.

Oh please, the board has been managed like shit since Mark made it.

Still the most impressive ID I've ever seen.

If you think Holla Forums only recently got shit you are part of the problem.

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True, but at least you could post in it without retarded moderation or some faggot derailing threads because he craves attention

Don't know what to tell ya, the board is fucked.

I wonder who was behind this?

To be more on topic, haven't the developers lost control of the reddit board or something? Last thread mentioned it before dying.

Why even bother spamming gay porn? Anons post that shit already for free.

If you knew where to look, threads would get fucked by shitposters all the time and people would bet banned for stupid shit.

This is like "My Dad works at Nintendo" come to life in the most horrible [CURRENT YEAR] kind of way.

What truly terrible times we all live in.

Despite your amazing ID, and despite knowing that the moderation has never been particularly good, it certainly wasn't as bad as it is now.

The entire subreddit is against them and the devs no longer have Mod privileges.

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You make Mark look like a cool guy.

Lime was fucking awful and would constantly ignore reports. Considering this is meta, we both should have been banned by now.

The devs sound like retards tbh. Or at least that one mustachioed one thats decided to crusade and slander a customer. It's like these retards forgot they're trying to sell a product and attacking and banning customers, especially so publicly is a big no-no.

(nice)
I don't know who Gun dev is, but do mind explaining to me how it's not retarded reveal your identity to leftist in order to sue someone for calling your steam id a child molester? If I go to your steam page and call you a child raping homosexual, are you going to call your lawyer? Do you think Dilly Dingus is his real name?

WEW This is like Anthony Burch having to pay for Borderlands 2.

I've been banned for so much trivial shit over the last month that I really do not give a shit anymore.
Good thing I've got a dynamic IP

Remember that time rugga spammed cuck porn all night and never got banned till morning, where we found out there actually weren't any nighttime hotpockets? And threads were consistently good back then at night. Man, we had it good once. Shame it went to shit, but so it goes.

Oy vey dynamic IPs are bad, where's the ban for ban evasion!

How can someone be so incompetent?

what do you mean? That's a good thing. Devs shouldn't be in charge of an offshoot site. Too easy for them to force a narrative.

I once got hit with a 2 hour ban for remaking an /agdg/ thread one page too early.

They're kind of autistic about this rule for some reason.

No, but if you're a developer who bans me from a game publicly because I "tried to convince an adult to perform sex acts on a child" you bet your ass I would. You're keeping it too general, he's being accused of committing something extremely illegal.

No, but I'm sure he has friends, families and associates who apart of steam and aware of his account. Running his reputation through the mud among the people closest to him shows there is serious personal damages as a result of the slander.

How can they be so incompetent to have mod privileges and then lose them?

Wut?

You'll believe anything if you actually think they still don't run that place.

Who cares? Take it to the GamerGoy thread.

Well, that one dev did spurg out hard, make baseless accusations and think he can lord over his position on the entire community as if his shit didn't stink. He's a faggot, and faggots usually end up pushing too far and fucking everything up, though
probably has it right and they're still in control, not publicly though. After all, the moderators of the community are probably originally people who either know the devs, or suck their dicks, or are in it for the power and would love to be close to the dev team.

Pretty sure that is under direct control of the dev.

Considering it's Reddit, they probably paid to have another handful of people to put in place or got a few of the good goys to run it.

At least it's fun to watch them burn bridges thinking they're helping the people standing on them.

Here's some screencaps from the 1st thread this dumb kike shitheaded worthless volunteer who I hope kills himself tonight deleted. It's regarding the mod leaving.

It's not 700 posts, it's still 300 the threads still have a 300 post bump limit, see TF2V thread as an example.

LOL, you mean the "we wish to stay apolitical" version of /games/?

That's asking to be subverted by the left

No, you're not. You're assuming. Even if you are right, he'd have to make the case that actual damage was done to his reputation. Do you think his steam friends are so stupid that they would believe he was a child molester because the internet said so? Do you think that would be paying so much attention to steam reviews that they would have noticed that good ole cousin Dilly Dingus was banned from a video game for being a child molester? Once again, he'd have to reveal his identity just for the opportunity to prove that anything more important than a lost of $20 dollars happened. Have you heard of the Barbra Streisand effect? That's what would happen if he tried to sue.

Autosage limit is irrelvant

>Continuation threads […] etc. will be deleted if they are made before the previous thread hits 700 posts or Page 13

So are you. Chances are my assumption is correct, because it's more likely the case than not.
Not hard to do with what they're accusing him of. Not to mention they're spreading it around multiple websites.
Yes, I know what the Streisand Effect is and it's at work right now. Who the fuck even calls it the "Barbara Streisand effect" anymore
The damages he'd collect would be way more than that. This has nothing to do with the product.

No, I didn't. I never claim he did or didn't.

So he'd going to show up with a bunch of reddit post slandering Dilly Dingus and he's going to tell the judge the how much his family hates him because of that?

Obviously you don't seeing as you said "Not to mention they're spreading it around multiple websites." That's the fucking opposite. I certainly don't give a fuck who "still call it" that.

The product has everything to do with it because that's how this all started. Jesus christ, you must be the chosen's top lawyer. Nobody else would spew this much shitty information. You still haven't addressed the issue of his identity becoming public knowledge as a result taking legal action.

shut the fuck up, faggot. just stick to mopping up the jizz in the corner and know your place.

this is modern video games for normalfags: play whatever the dancing monkey on twitch is playing. i had the same reaction to playerunknown's hungergames.

Where did you hear that?

on their board themselves.

I mean shit like I said /games/ is a thing. It was specifically made as a Holla Forums+/tg/ hybrid because mark is a massive kike

Why does every game I get interested in ends up being shit?

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Rest easy, user. She has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. You can tell by here eyes, jaw and upper lip.

Dont worry user. Your game actually came out. Im not sure if grimoire is gonna release this decade considering it was supposed to come out today.

Go fucking die you stupid cunt and tell that faggot Mark to increase the bump limit already.

Broad topic my fucking ass

remember to meme responsibly

You're not a fan of bannerlord are you?

Jesus look at that bitch's fucking sanpaku. Psychological tests should be a fucking must for any community manager related jobs.

I am more sad that this shit have a lot of players while Battlerite dont have a lot of players. Steamfags have shit taste

Sure hope that e-pussy is worth burying a couple years worth of work.

Who am I kidding they probably raked in all the money and are ready to crash this thing into the ground

JUST

Lol what bullshit

That, and their careers.

It would be pretty funny if they use this as an excuse not to release singleplayer.

They were never going to finish the game user

So this shitware only works online and they have the audacity to ban you?
I hope that guy at least gets a refund

Her pronoun are Meuhh and Mooo.

on the meta discussion-

Holla Forums always enjoys a good dumpster fire. Pillars of Eternia, Nintendo Treehoues, Ubisoft, EA, Yookalaylee. PAID MODS, the list goes on.

As long as videogames are tangentially related the one theme that unites everyone is the urge to shitpost. It's the universal dialoge of all chans.

Gameplay wise it's a very strange situation. 1 v 5 or 6 other people. Even over the internet I imagine people would start to feel bad for the Jason player since it's just one dude. How many games actually offer this kind of experience where it's balanced properly?

How do you balance such a situation? Obviously it only takes one or two bad apples on the survivors team to completely ruin the experience for everyone else. Fuck the politics of it, the game is fundamentally broken. Unless proper mechanics are implemented you're going to see this shit happen more and more.

Still though, quality salt from everyone involved.

But this neither a broad topic, or being constantly remade.

So bad even Reddit won't sugarcoat it? I'll be damned.

Wait isnt Turtle Rock the guys behind Evolve?

It just makes sense they would be playing an even more shitty version of their game. Also the reason their shills went on the defense as soon as thread started.

They made the admin of the game's subleddit remove the devs from the mod team, and he's mad as fuck about it.

Dipping back into meta for a second if push comes to shove there are alternative boards and while they are currently either dead or on life support an influx of users fixes this. This also works because then Holla Forums becomes a filter for the shitters and boards like /games/ stays relatively clean.

Probably not, the way steam works with refunds is if you have more than 2 hours in the game you can't get a refund. A chargeback through your CC holder or bank would be more viable.

It's shit like this that makes me realize Stallman is unironically 100% right about free software. If all video games were open source and the devs of said game went full sperg mode over their autism some less autistic sperg could just fork their game and continue on it's original intent while also generating even more butthurt from the original devs.

The first pic is the mod who resigned, the second is the mod who seems to be involved in some of this shit (ThePraetorian)

Its hilarious.

I think at this point it might be the only way to restore gaming to something resembling a fun hobby.

His head is fucking weirding me out man. Look at 2nd pic. His head is perfectly asymmetrical up to the chin. What the fuck.

All numales look the same, it's amazing.

The solution is to purge it of normalfags and leftists.

this isn't cuckchan you fucking faggot, go back there or suck more dicks before you talk again.

Welcome to my world, user. I've been asking myself this for years now. Every. Single.Time, man. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

When the fuck will that happen, though? I used to think this shit was hilarious. But it's getting to the point of being pathetic at this point. Sure, we can all laugh at how they're all dumb fucks who keep buying into this shit and how clueless SJW faggots are, but at some point it's just like CTFO already.

It's spooky is what it is. Like they are all grown in a vat in SanFran or something.

God knows. I mean, considering all the shit that went down in Europe in the past few months you'd expect the populace to start distancing themselves from leftist rhetoric, but nope, they're doubling down. I actually think we've passed the tipping point and there is really no coming back from this, at least not until blood is shed.

That probably won't happen until they're dead from a hypothetical hot US Civil War by proxy.

People have gotten so used to it for so long they know nothing else and don't know what else to do.

There's a Friday the Thirteenth game?
I only know about the NES one.

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I've thought we passed the tipping point long before the SJW/GG shit really took off myself.

As for blood being shed? Give it time. I've already made my peace with it happening. I think in the next decade or so, we should be seeing fireworks - not just in Europe, but around the world.

You just know what'll come afterwards will probably make now look like a golden age though, but maybe - just maybe - we'll win out?

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IMHO THIS shit pizzes me off far more than SJW shit.

It's just virtue signalling bullshit.

"Ohai guiz look at how awesome and superior I am for not caring about drama disregard that I'm posting about said drama though just look at how superior I am."

think again

Wow this is really gay and obnoxious. Glad I don't read Reddit. Thanks for posting it here, I would have really hated to have missed this.

Memeing aside though, there were numerous shill threads for this game a while back.

They're the scum of the earth.

shills don't belong either, faggot.

Wrong 2nd pic. Here.

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I fucked a ladyboy last night when I was drunk. AMA

Alright, how much better is it than regular hooker pussy?

He looks like Bronson after too much prison sex.

She wasn't a hooker, I never bought a hooker so I wouldn't know. But her tight boipucci was a better than the majority of the women I've been with. Easily passable as a girl 8/10

Do you have aids?

Idk I probably do now. In my head it's about a 50/50 chance that I do now.

Yeah ok, i would fuck a guy in the ass too but you bring him to meet the folk coz that adams apple just gives it awaay and heres a good idea if hes suckin your dick and makes a humming noise it would tickle your balls ya dig fam

Is this some ancient coppypasta?
Could have sworn seeing this coppypasta before.

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Yeah, reminds me of the story of the user who managed to lose a bunch of weight, get himself pretty, and went out and got fudger packed, then got real sick over the weekend, and found out from the guy that he got pozzed. Should check yourself out mate, just to be safe.

If the game is this fucked up they might as well let people mod it. Maybe then it wont be a complete piece of shit.

More than fucked, you can't even play it. They give out game bans for it like they do for killing floor 2.

Killing Floor 2 doesn't give out bans though?

t. kf2 shill
archive.is/ZCYZe
even fucking polygon reported on it

Not a single reported ban as of yet though, stuff like would have been news.

At least they had the decency to put it in writing outright what a bunch of faggots they are.

We postin dick girls now or wat coz i dig this one time a dude asked me and i had to had touch his dick and the jungle juice was ttripping yo

Hahaha what the fuck is this shit she looks like she's from Skyrim or something her face doesn't match her body model

Tthats why god invented the paper bags so you dont see the nasty scrag you railing and then joseph smith came up with the taxi so you dont have to see her in the morining

You both need to go.

Since mods are a shit, I'll repost what i had posted last thread. Anything new with fucking Archive.is links this time around, fags?

lolfaggots

archive.is/m2Bt3
archive.is/E4zKc
archive.is/ATVHq
archive.is/OLfUN
archive.is/1zU7t
archive.is/rdfwP

It seriously fucking bothers me.
Why is that numale hipster style so popular? Have you ever seen it in movies or fashion magazines? How did it spread so fast? What is so great about looking like Freddy mercuries retarded french cousin?

I don't recognize this board anymore.

I think they're attempting to ape an early 1900s look, they sure love old aesthetics but it doesn't fit their numale mentality nor stature. I'm sure it's all very ironic and above us.

lol

Was thinking about picking this up to try, all I've heard is that it's a good concept but a buggy mess, I'd be willing to bear with it normally but I can't contribute to a development team like this. How anyone can shit on their playerbase to begin with is beyond me, to shit on your very small and limited playerbase is a whole other level, especially with this inside baseball nonsense of "I'm friends with the admin". Fuck that.

You were going to dump 40$ on unfinished trash?

Oh

Unfinished trash has a lower risk on Steam when considering the refund policy. No harm in trying before you buy.

Is that from the dev? Re-crop with the name please.

you're still wasting your time on unfinished trash

What do you think I play video games for? They're a pastime.

We're forgetting the biggest issue here.
How did the developers know that Jason was a 12 year old girl, and why did they not take steps to ban her from the game upon realising her age?

Friday the 13th is an 18 rated game, it is against the law to provide someone under the age of 18 content such as this. And services that are held in the US (which includes Gun Media's offices) are bound by a specific set of rules in regards to underage access.
Notably one of these US Federal laws, COPPA, aimed at people less than 13 years old, would imply that if anyone is known to be underage their access from the game would be removed.

Ignoring this petty little drama, the developers are actually in violation of US federal law.

Okay, but please don't come bully my shitposting thread.

You could also pound nails in your dick for a pastime, doesn't make it a good idea.
There are literally hundreds of other perfectly fine games available and you were planning to spend money and time on unfinished trash.

I understand that you dislike this game but I'll have you know I had nothing to do with its development, if you're looking for an argument try striking up a conversation with the developer or join in the bash circlejerk in this thread, there's no need to direct your comments at me specifically, I'm not going to humor you.

Also don't take offense to this but I couldn't care less about your opinions so you can stop writing what are essentially twitter posts at me, you can direct things like this at people who intend to play this game or to your friends, maybe they'll take it into consideration, you're wasting your time with me when there are hundreds of other perfectly patient people, I hope you're not planning to waste time with me.

How pissed do you think the investors would be to learn that this PR fuckup will cause their investments to flounder?

>>>/reddit/

40 fucking dollars for such a piece of shit in early access is a fucking robbery. When the fuck will you people learn?
Also is the faggot user doing something about his pedo accusations of literally diddling Anne Frank in front of Mengele?

Reddit is kind of shit mate, the site itself and the community. I wish you people would stop giving them attention.

who gives a fuck? it looks like a shitty $20 budget PC title.

D-do you have more? Especially if they're chubby or /ara/?

Why is this nigger squid so innocent yet so smug at the same time?

Same. This is the worst this board has ever been, and now these same fucking new/normal fag fucking retards, want the bump limit raised cause its not like threads last way too fucking long already and then get necor bumped stagnating content.

I want her to fingerpunch my fartbox with those plasma charged fingertips

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Fuck off, retard.

Sounds ==HOT==

Will developers EVER learn that going crazy some online insults makes them look like literal children? I suppose one of them is a child

Like cunts?
He's not even consistent in a single fucking post.

most mature post I've seen on Holla Forums

Who invfited these faggots? If this whole matter doesn't burn down soon it's going to be a crossboard reckoning much like hwndu.

And this is the most immature post I've seen

SJW cancer, hope they file their chapter 11 soon.

You, keep it up.

>seems better thought out than evolve
>back the game and get cool shit
>game is fun
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES

VIDYA DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE! VIDYA LEFT!

VIDEO GAMES ARENT REAL THEYRE JUST A MYTH

They're stooping to the level of their audience, user.

Still

KEK

Suck my cock you giant fucking faggot. You retards ignore the rules 99% of the time until it conveniences you to enforce them.

Are you gay?

Kill yourself.

I wish you faggots would go back there.

w-why are her fingertips green?
was she fingering herself?

Anything new or has this died down?