Yo speakers of moonroons, can someone explain this Kinopio-kun thing that Nintendo is doing?

I hate Toad, but Kinopio Kun is good.

Try telling that to Nintendo.
Surprised that Mario x Rabbits game wasn't with toads, that would have been better.

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He's right though.

Beautiful

Wait, are those fidget spinners?

They can be if you want to them to be.

You mean will destroyers?

What the fuck is this fidget spinner shit, and where did it come from? I don't understand.

Top down media created fad. It is a test run for the roll out of new, more dangerous fad tech. Read "Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars."

thats right user, fidget spinners can be traced back to the top, this is clearly a topsecritopsecnatmissonarydeepstrike operation.
fad shit that dies quickly is nothing new, remember pokemon go?

How much do they pay you?

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Oh my god.

I don't know what this means but this scares me, I'll read your book

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Now make the toad a grill toad.

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Now can you put her in the autist chick from Mass Effect's clothes, Toadeditanon?

Some israeli shit made to stop palestinian kids from throwing rocks at IDF soldiers or trying to stab them. Turns out it's actually cheaper to make the fidget spinners than their diapers.

I don't know, that sounds kinda hard. That would require drawing and I can't draw.

That's not really comparable. The LGMs weren't a primary focus, nor did they force a focus on "so random" non-sequitur comedy that replaced writing in order to push merchandise.

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After hundreds of years of deliberation and computation, the dusty machine whirrs to life and says:

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can we ban people who spaz over (1) and done OPs? its a super autistic thing to get mad over

we should

i can almost see her lil nip nips 🙈

OH GOD THE FUCKING SPAMBOT IS BACK!!!
HAAHAAHAHAHAHAH, BUCKLE UP NIGGERS

WHAT DID Holla Forums DO THIS TIME?

Really depends. I agree in principle, but low effort, deliberately shit threads are a problem. There are very few reasons to start a thread and then not at least stick around to contribute discussion in it.

Obvious, they Doxxed CNN

nice LARP, archiving that site for future reference
you know, just in case the CIA niggers DO take it down

Depends entirely on your pejorative of "low effort". Guarantee you most of the screencaps of Holla Forums posts that go around (ie greentext stories) descended from "low-effort" or template threads. Having an intentionally broad subject or simple question breeds creativity in responses or discussion and the demand for "high-quality" threads and posts is a massive case of Holla Forums at large not putting its money where its mouth is. Hell, the whole (1) and done craze wouldn't even be a thing if not for post-histories and per-thread IDs; it's a breed of autism totally unique to 8ch and any other imageboard that features the system.

To be fair he is dead on. They had their own mini movies and shit

Please learn how to spell dox. But if that's true then we're in for a wild ride.

You're right. However, "deliberately shit" is an important modifier to "low effort." It's really a question of intent, which is difficult to judge, and not something to build an effective moderation policy around. "Post elf tits" is not a good thread, nor is it pointed in the direction of anything good on its own. Not contributing to a thread like that means that OP is just asking to be spoon-fed porn. "What is good vidya writing?" is a lazy OP, but is, in theory, a great subject for a thread, and is very open-ended, which I agree can have value. But why wouldn't someone at least reply in their own thread when the topic is something like that?
They're probably not the same people. I imagine that people who heavily value high-quality posts do most of their posting when they have something specific to say. That said, I do think that there are problems with expectation of post quality. I think we've gotten used to a certain degree of intellectualism in our discussions, which isn't inherently bad, obviously, but a certain subset of people who value that intellectualism see the chaotic fun that others have as a threat to it. I think some Anons got so up tight about Holla Forums becoming "Holla Forums with video games" that they started lashing out at people for having fun. The kind of retard who will sage an OC thread for being Not Vidya/Cancer.

Mentioning (1) and dones on Holla Forums became significant because there were clear shilling patterns which involved it. On Holla Forums, it's just about board quality yet still treated with similar weight, but like you said, it's perceived as a new problem indicative of degrading poster quality, but before IDs, who knows how often people did it? It's probably about the same.

Not him, but UUUU

Seems to depend entirely on whether the OP in question even has any intention of coming back to it; or if they do, not for a while yet. Some threads I've seen have had people sperg out about (1) and done and then it turned out the OP just went to bed or something due to popping up eight hours later. But this is getting into the question of "who cares?", which I can't profess to for the most part; anons are more than capable of discussing amongst themselves if the subject has discussion merit, and so users that bring up the OP not participating stick out like a sore thumb, and especially so if they themselves only popped up to question the OP and thereby made themselves a (1)-and-done. For all I know, they're lurkers trying to jumpstart a discussion about a subject they rarely see or want to see more of.
That sounds about right to me, subsects of Holla Forums clashing. Some treat it like Holla Forums with video games, some want a high-brau discussion out of any given thread. Though it's entirely possible to have both, and the given scenario of saging an OC thread is self-defeating in the end; in the pursuit of a high-quality board they lay a fat steaming turd on threads they feel doesn't fit their quality standards, thereby making the place worse because they come across as an autistic self-appointed moderator. There was also that weird fringe of posters claiming to more literally "self-moderate" through such measures recently and got defensive as hell when told they could report and hide the thread for the exact same effect and that Holla Forums being self-moderated is laughable, we're not /tg/. This is one of the most hotpocketed boards on the website. I'm probably in the camp that Holla Forums works better as Holla Forums with video games, but I wouldn't dare attempt to stymie board activity simply because I don't like it.

Now make it so puberty was much kinder to her.

gay

When I hit puberty I never really was very interested in boys, I didn’t date, I didn’t even begin touching myself until i was 16. I just had no interest, i had seen sex scenes in movies, some friends in high school used to giggle while watching porn videos at sleep overs, i dont know, it never really seemed exciting to me. I tried, of course, i participated in the normal slumber party experimentation, but even as i had a cute 17 year old red head buried in my pussy, i just felt bored and underwhelmed by it all. The very first time i felt that sexual tingle was when, at 16, my father walked into the bathroom as i was showering. Something to note, i look very similar to my step mother. We are the same build and height, we both have fairly small, perky breasts and pale white skin. I have lighter and shorter blonde hair than she does, down past my shoulders, but when wet it looks a lot darker. At this moment i wonder, well, i secretly hope, that my father married her because she looks like me.

I felt my fathers huge, strong hands on my back, caressing my skin and rubbing soap over my shoulders. My father is a large man, he towers over me at 6’2, he has a strong frame but a bit of a gut. Still, his arms are muscular, and on that day i discovered his substantial manhood. He grabbed me by the shoulders and turned me to face him as he leaned in for a kiss. He quickly realized his mistake, but we were both in such shock. All he could do was stutter as i stared down at his erection. He composed himself, covered his penis with his hands, muttered a confused apology and slinked out of the shower. He dressed quickly and left.

That day was the first time i ever touched myself for pleasure rather than curiosity. I soaped myself up just seconds after he closed the bathroom door, propped my foot up on the shower seat and fingered myself until i had the most shameful, confusing, mind blowing orgasm. My first orgasm, ever.

That was two years ago, and ever since that moment i have not only discovered my raw sexuality, but a fairly disturbing kink. I wanted to fuck my own father.
I have had a couple not-serious boyfriends in the last couple years, but they bored me so it never escalated to sex. I used them for practice, i wont lie. I practiced giving them blow jobs and practiced the art of seduction. They didn’t complain. I wanted to be good, and i wanted to be the kind of woman my father couldn’t resist, even if i am his daughter. I waited until i was 18 for that very reason, i want him to see me as the sensual, grown, mature woman i am. i wanted him to look past the childish face he has always seen, and finally see my young, toned, supple breasts. My womanly curves. My smooth, warm, moist pussy lips. I want him to see me for what i am now, a woman, and i want him to want me.

After dinner my father said happy birthday, goodnight, and gave me a peck on the cheek as he followed Terry into the bedroom. That cunt. She was going to fuck my daddy. Well i wasn’t going to give up my greatest sexual desire on MY birthday. My father was older, worldly, he needed a woman who would take charge, be spontaneous. A real woman doesn’t play games, she takes what she wants. I am a real woman now.

I leaned forward, excited, and i gently licked the tip of my fathers dick. That was all it took, i was hooked and i took his entire cock in my mouth eagerly. I put my practice to work and licked around the tip, opening my mouth wide and slide it as far into my mouth as possible until it tickled the back of my throat. My practice boys were smaller than my father tough, much smaller. I looked up at his sleeping face as he started to grow slowly in my mouth. I dragged my wet lips up his shaft and sucked gently on his head for a second, i slid my tongue around the head several times and then flicked his frenulum with my tongue. I stared up at him excitedly, i could see his mouth curl into a sleepy smile as he shifted a little, carefully thrusting his now rock hard, 8 inch cock up into the back of my throat. I couldn’t help but smile a little with a mouth full of juicy dick, i could tell in his half asleep state he assumed Terry was giving him a surprise blow job, but i would make this so much better than she could ever give him. I would make sure he knew what a real woman could do with his glorious manhood.