Should Nintendo do it...

It's like comic books didn't get ruined by this shit.

delete this

Not this word, please.

Think of it like this. Samus is a shapeshifter.
No human could survive morphball technology.
Her skin was badly damaged since Metroid Fusion and she's techincally a bird person not an Earthling , so if she wants to become black, then it's her choice.

Also

Having you considered gargling cyanide? You really should.

Following the Link pattern, she'll get a modestly brown tan from the sunny tropical/desert biome in a somewhat unadventurous Breath of the Wild+Prey 2 style open world bounty huntan game stranded on a death world with minimal resources to start with, and everyone wanting a racelift gets mad after brief faux-gloating because she still has anime European facial features plus blonde hair?

I think them making Link girly has a fuck load more to do with modern nips and their obsession with girlymen then it does with the (((diversity crowd)) bitching and moaning about stupid shit. So unless nips start wanting to fuck apes I don't see them putting Samus in blackface.

nigger hair works like that user. there are no niggers with natural straight hair, its just not in their genetics. and considering shes a hunter or whatever stupid nintendo shit she is supposed to be, i doubt she has time to spend at the hairstylist.

Hence getting tanned as a temporary modifier from lingering in a biome sans full suit at most. And then the tumblrists claiming it as a victory through gritted teeth or sheer smug delusion.

In a game with future lasers, alien life, and bioengineering, you draw the line at nigs with straight hair.

KABOOM NIGGAS IS THE BOMB RIGHT HERE

i didn't notice that line viewing the first time

You cannot convince me that this is not a shit meme perepeturated by (((people))) to shape your perception of women, again.
It's the same shit they did when women were suddenly transformed into shitty gym rats and amywhino look alikes.

(((They))) beat you over the head with the same image over and over and over once more to make sure that you associate only one thing to it. They want to make sure that people complain when someone deviates from the plan. This is subtle brainwashing on a scale that is impossible to comprehend our mortal coil.

But seriously-
It's the space age future where anyone can have any hair color or hair style they want, but they always seem to pick "meh nigger naps" and they act like they deserve a medal for it.

are you seriously defending making samus a nigger now?

did i jump timelines again? i feel like im in the forest of stupid.

I said stop using this word.

The former are all significantly more plausible, to be fair. They'd take substantially less labor to contrive, too.

Look, user is a nigger!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

actually, fuck it, lets play by your rules
WHY

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I couldn't care what Samus is visually, as long as she is female.

But you completely misunderstood the point or it didn't come out right, here's the short version : It's all about controlling the image that is put out there. They want you to accept that this is the only type of black female you should be attracted to. No other type of black female exists in media. They're training you to react to only one depiction and one depiction only.
Soon, after enough exposure you innate biases will change ever so slightly. It's very slow, but effective brainwashing.

It's easier to explain (((their game))) if you haven't been mindfucked by Holla Forums – people who've spent too much time on Holla Forums see the jews in everything but pulling their strings.

How many ways can I say this?

Chances are if a series is successful, there's no reason to fully rethink/remake their look. It took Ninty years to finalize designs for most of their flagship characters, no sense in changing them up now, even if it is for "diversity" and trying to do equal representation

sage for shit thread

Still more fuckable than OP's Samus-Laqueesha.

Probably smells better too.

hey, you're the one using meme echo marks, not me.

there's only 1 type of black woman i care about, dead ones.
they're loud, obnoxious, stubborn, obese, and generally have far lower intelligence than both white woman and black men combined, they screech like chimpanzees and are easily angered. what atrocious disgusting beings they are.

you shouldn't be attracted to black women at all, what the fuck is WRONG with you? go to the zoo and fuck a chimpanzee at least that way you won't get AIDS.

either way its all the same to me, if shittendo decides to make samus a nigger tranny arab illegal furry inmigrant. i don't buy nintendo garbage because im not a retard, even though i know their fans are brainless manchildren who will literally buy anything with a nintendo™ logo on it (see wii, see wii u, see ds, see shitch). but holy fuck i dont even know what you're trying to get to

hah!, don't need brainwashing to do that.
there is no brainwashing effective enough to make people hate blacks than spending some time with them.

THEY NEVER LEARN DO THEY?

hate blacks more*

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she is a tranny by the way.

Muh dick

Bumping such a quality thread

Stop imagining anyone gives a fuck what you insist upon nigger.

Attracted to? She's an ape in a fucking bomberman suit, the idea that we're supposed to be attracted to this sprite is reading too much into it, either that or they're fighting the most impossible uphill battle imaginable,